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Author Topic: Turtlekid is fake.  (Read 66003 times)

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« on: June 02, 2011, 05:54:52 PM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrdRrAjpcDM" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrdRrAjpcDM</a>

Why am I just now finding this out? 

Also, another oldie:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y


“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2011, 06:27:08 PM »
How are you sure it's fake?
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Black Mage

  • HP 1018 MP 685
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2011, 08:01:03 PM »
It's a hand on a stick.


« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 10:33:03 AM »
You have to hand it to them, it's a good fake.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 02:51:27 PM »
The hand-on-a-stick is pretty talented, at least.
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Black Mage

  • HP 1018 MP 685
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 09:57:56 PM »
You have to hand it to them, it's a good fake.

3.5/10

I'm generally a fan of your puns, but you didn't handle this one very well.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 10:38:45 PM »
Can't win 'em all
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2011, 10:48:49 PM »
3.5/10

I'm generally a fan of your puns, but you didn't handle this one very well.
Expertly done. GG thread, Black Mage wins.

« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2011, 10:55:33 PM »
Indeed, BM won this thread handily.
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2011, 11:48:07 PM »
UuuuuurrrggggggguhhhhhhhPLEASESTOPTHEPUNSgurghghgll
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." Stephen Hawking

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2011, 12:03:44 AM »
Dude can't handle the puns
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2011, 12:04:39 AM »
Hey why is this in forum games anyway

It seemed natural at first, like there was a reason but now I can't put my finger on it
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2011, 12:24:23 AM »
Indeed, BM won this thread handily.
Nice try but Toad already took the hand joke. Bonus points for not putting it in italics, nothing ruins a pun like making it stick out. No offense Toad.

Dude can't handle the puns
Lame for the same reason as Weegee. You guys clearly can't grasp the essence of a good pun.

It seemed natural at first, like there was a reason but now I can't put my finger on it
This is better but ruined because of the double post, by now people are looking for a pun. You kinda shafted yourself on that one.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2011, 12:43:05 AM »
What are you even talking about
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2011, 07:13:25 AM »
Quick, let's all quote BM!..

3.5/10

I'm generally a fan of your puns, but you didn't handle this one very well.

I tried. BP's right, you can't win them all.

I'll handle myself better next time.

Nice try but Toad already took the hand joke. Bonus points for not putting it in italics, nothing ruins a pun like making it stick out. No offense Toad.

In hindsight, I don't recall why I thought the italics were a good idea. I'm slipping.
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2011, 05:05:04 PM »
......Since when are threads pun contests? And why is bobman the judge?

Deezer

  • Invincible
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2011, 10:33:19 PM »
The puns are coming hand over fist in this thread.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2011, 10:57:49 PM »
All right, I've had enough of this bullcarpal.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2011, 11:45:41 PM »
I glove this thread.
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« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2011, 11:45:50 PM »
I tried. BP's right, you can't win them all.

I'll handle myself better next time.

You did try, but, in all honesty, it was a poor effort, and it paints a bad picture of you as a whole. >;(
It's not something I'd stick with if I were you;)
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2011, 12:02:58 AM »
What a cold-blooded thing to say
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2011, 01:12:02 AM »
Ultima I think you really got under BP's skin with that one.

« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2011, 11:40:03 AM »
Ultima's right I'm a horrible person and should be frowned upon for not being able to make good hand puns
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2011, 12:18:13 PM »
It wasn't that bad of a pun. A slap on the wrist would be enough.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2011, 07:04:14 PM »
Surely he'll learn how to handle it better in the future.

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2011, 07:08:17 PM »
This thread is so touching.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2011, 07:25:36 PM »
Something about this thread seems strange, but I just can't put my finger on it.
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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2011, 07:38:24 PM »
Teach me to try my hand at making a turtle thread. 
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2011, 08:01:07 PM »
This is stupid
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2011, 08:11:33 PM »
This paints a poor image of what this board is abo---OH GOD I'M DOING TOO HELPHELP!!
"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." Stephen Hawking

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2011, 08:12:24 PM »
My inability to come up with clever puns is protecting me from coming up with clever puns.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2011, 08:17:08 PM »
Oh, don't be so hand on yourself.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2011, 09:57:29 PM »
I'd ought to smack all of you.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2011, 10:51:13 PM »
I keratin honestly see you doing that.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2011, 05:21:34 PM »
Check out the hands on this baby:

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsQudFjXXE" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwsQudFjXXE</a>
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2011, 09:13:59 PM »
Lizard Dude himself isn't half-bad at the geetar.
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