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General Chat / Re: I think it's about time ... we saw each other.
« on: June 22, 2008, 05:08:19 PM »
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Video Game Chat / Re: Post Your Brawl Pics Here!
« on: June 22, 2008, 05:04:16 PM »
In retrospect, the Oldmanondorf picture might have been better if it was zoomed out farther and had a caption like "Due to the ridiculous steepness of the intended site and the fact that Penney's was having an early bird sale in a few minutes, the mourners agreed to end the funeral without a burial."
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: June 22, 2008, 01:04:23 PM »
Furry... Mr. ... B...
WHY?!?
... I'll never love again ...
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Forum Games / Re: What would any Mario character say to the above post?
« on: June 22, 2008, 01:01:13 PM »
"HI I'M DAISY!"
- Doopliss
- Doopliss
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Abortion
« on: June 22, 2008, 07:58:58 AM »
Well, there's always snipping and tying and whatnot. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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General Chat / Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
« on: June 22, 2008, 07:50:54 AM »
I'm not sure which of these sexy girls is more disturbing.
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General Chat / Re: High-Def Mario
« on: June 22, 2008, 07:39:52 AM »
That's possible; I know the newspaper where I live has run urban legends as actual stories before. This one was a local story on the radio, but still.
Also, I hope that nude German sex therapist jogger wasn't Dr. Ruth.
Also, I hope that nude German sex therapist jogger wasn't Dr. Ruth.
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Abortion
« on: June 22, 2008, 07:18:00 AM »
I don't mean "Why have sex if you're not explicitly trying to have a baby?", I mean "Why have unprotected sex if you absolutely don't want a baby?" (And once again, more than 99% of abortions are a result of consentual sex, and good birth control methods are over 90% effective.)
Also, if the fetus is a person, then if we're trying to solve overpopulation, we shouldn't immediately resort to killing people when forgoing unnecessary pleasure would work just as well.
Also, if the fetus is a person, then if we're trying to solve overpopulation, we shouldn't immediately resort to killing people when forgoing unnecessary pleasure would work just as well.
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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: June 22, 2008, 12:28:54 AM »
HAI GUYZ IZ HEAR TOO!!
AN IZ GOTZ PIKULZ IN MAH MOUF!!
AN IZ GOTZ PIKULZ IN MAH MOUF!!
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Abortion
« on: June 21, 2008, 08:43:21 AM »
"It has been estimated by Paul Ehrlich and others that human beings actually occupy no more than 1-3% of the earth's land surface. If you allotted 1250 square feet to each person, all the people in the world would fit into the state of Texas. Try the math yourself: 7,438,152,268,800 square feet in Texas, divided by the world population of 5,860,000,000, equals 1269 square feet per person. The population density of this giant city would be about 21,000 -- somewhat more than San Francisco and less than the Bronx."
- Source (you might have to select the text to see it)
Furthermore, in several major countries, including Japan, Russia, and most of Europe, population growth is already negative. Besides, if the mother didn't want a child, why did she have sex? (discounting the <1% from rape or incest) If the fetus is a person, abstinence is a small price to pay to avoid committing murder. (Which is why I reemphasize that no pro-choice argument works if the fetus is a person, so that's what should be debated)
- Source (you might have to select the text to see it)
Furthermore, in several major countries, including Japan, Russia, and most of Europe, population growth is already negative. Besides, if the mother didn't want a child, why did she have sex? (discounting the <1% from rape or incest) If the fetus is a person, abstinence is a small price to pay to avoid committing murder. (Which is why I reemphasize that no pro-choice argument works if the fetus is a person, so that's what should be debated)
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Video Game Chat / Re: Post Your Brawl Pics Here!
« on: June 20, 2008, 10:05:12 PM »
Hopefully my lousy captions can distract you from the mediocrity of the pictures.
Snake fails at Super Mario Bros.
Oldmanondorf relaxes on a ridiculously steep slope.
Wario adds more iron to his diet.
Electrocution only makes Oompa Loompa Wario stronger.
Invisible hammock
Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery
RUN!
Write your own jokes.
"Say, do you think our proportions are a bit off?"
Sonic is sad.
Squirtle always looks so smug when he's being impaled.
CONTINUE TO RUN!!
Critics didn't take well to Fox replacing Jim Varney in Ernest Goes To A Place In The Jungle With A Button That Shouldn't Be Pushed.
Kirby doesn't read zoo signs.
Resetti tries in vain to reassure himself before his laser eye surgery.
The concrete dried while I was writing my name!
Wario is a child predator.
Oow!
"WHOA!"
"Hey, I can hear the ocean!"
"Eeexcellent... Now as long as no freakish blue man-dogs fall out of the sky behind me, my plans for world domination cannot be stopped!"
The sequel to P.D. Eastman's Are You My Mother? had a much darker ending.
Snake fails at Super Mario Bros.
Oldmanondorf relaxes on a ridiculously steep slope.
Wario adds more iron to his diet.
Electrocution only makes Oompa Loompa Wario stronger.
Invisible hammock
Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery
RUN!
Write your own jokes.
"Say, do you think our proportions are a bit off?"
Sonic is sad.
Squirtle always looks so smug when he's being impaled.
CONTINUE TO RUN!!
Critics didn't take well to Fox replacing Jim Varney in Ernest Goes To A Place In The Jungle With A Button That Shouldn't Be Pushed.
Kirby doesn't read zoo signs.
Resetti tries in vain to reassure himself before his laser eye surgery.
The concrete dried while I was writing my name!
Wario is a child predator.
Oow!
"WHOA!"
"Hey, I can hear the ocean!"
"Eeexcellent... Now as long as no freakish blue man-dogs fall out of the sky behind me, my plans for world domination cannot be stopped!"
The sequel to P.D. Eastman's Are You My Mother? had a much darker ending.
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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Abortion
« on: June 20, 2008, 08:59:59 PM »
True; other than abstinence, nothing is 100% effective, but there are several methods that are over 99% effective on average according to Wikipedia. I imagine, half-jokingly, that combining some of them could get you close enough to 100% that if you still manage to get pregnant, God's probably trying to tell you something (either "You should have kids" or "Do you two ever do anything else?").
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