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« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2003, 05:22:38 PM »
Q:What is Yoshi's favorite element?
A:"Tongue"-sten

I'm here all week, folks! :P

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2003, 06:21:40 PM »
Why did Bowser go to th grocery store?

To practice his Peach stealing technique.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2003, 11:01:34 PM »
It's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!
Sesame Street! It's OLD!
That was a joke.

« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2003, 08:37:41 PM »
Why does peach never let Bomb omb go to her birthday partys? Because he always wants to light the cake!

Why did shy guy tell kirby to go away?
Because he always askes "can I 'CRASH' here tonight?

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"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"
"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"



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Luigison

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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2003, 10:18:59 PM »
I think Lizard Dude's is the best.  Here it is again:

Q:Why does Toad get invited to all the parties?
A:Because he's such a "fungi!"


Lizard Dudes Mario Joke is my favorite.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2003, 10:24:17 PM »
Na, the funniest thing that's been said on this thread thus far is:

"I'll be here all week, folks!"

Heh heh heh...

Well, I don't have any JOKES, but I do have an opening for a Mario-type standup routine. Don't know if I want to post it, though.

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~I.S.~

« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2003, 01:40:19 AM »
This isnt a Mario joke,its a Zelda joke,but just listen.

Link & Zelda got married shortly after OoT(they just did ok?)& they had a son.Do you know what they called their son?Connection.

The wind....
It is blowing....
Find your inner monkey.

« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2003, 09:19:34 PM »
Back by popular demand...

Q:What does a resident of the Mushroom Kingdom say when he or she hits himself or herself with a hammer on accident while pounding a nail?
A:YO-SHI!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2003, 09:31:12 PM »
Umm... I don't get that one.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2003, 09:34:00 PM »
I do, and it's not that funny. It's supposed to be a profane word that trails off.

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« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2003, 09:45:05 PM »
Back by unpopular demand...

Q: What does Mario's rival put on in the morning?
A: Wario Wear!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2003, 06:09:22 PM »
Q: Why is Mario claustrophic?
A: He just hates being all "koopa"-d up!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2003, 11:29:35 PM »
What did peach say when she moved in with mario?

Can I use one of your 'mush' rooms?

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"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"
"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"



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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2003, 02:14:44 PM »
I feel obligated to combat that with a good joke.

Q: What does Frogfucious tell frustrated students?
A: "Mallow" out!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Fifth

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« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2003, 03:40:39 PM »
*Note: the term "good" may be relative.  Some restrictions may apply.  Offer void in Utah.

Go Moon!
Go Moon!

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