Author Topic: Mario jokes. (Read 17372 times)

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #30 on:** June 02, 2003, 04:39:04 PM »

Yeah, I was thinking something like that when I typed "good" but I didn't care. Haha.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€

Mario Master · « **Reply #31 on:** June 07, 2003, 07:57:51 AM »

A normal joke:

How do you spell "Blind Pig" in six letters?
Blnd Pg (no I's)

If I had a dime for every time someone called me forgetful, I''d... um... What were we talking about again?

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 23, 2004, 11:27:08 PM »

What do dinosaur haters say when Peach gets kidnapped again?

Yo, she's stupid!

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

marioguy · « **Reply #33 on:** January 24, 2004, 11:29:51 AM »

Why did you revive this forgotten this dead topic. This topic is older than lateralus and I was sadib100.

It''s ah me marioguy!

Super Mario · « **Reply #34 on:** January 24, 2004, 06:35:16 PM »

Mario walks into a bar.

People reply way too many times.

*****************************

Mario`s adventure is over for now, but,

Mario`s dream lives forever...

Dream on, Mario... dream on.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #35 on:** January 25, 2004, 05:07:43 PM »

Why did the Yoshi cross the street?

His tongue was marked with tire tracks!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 25, 2004, 05:16:54 PM »

Something really REALLY stupid just popped in my head:

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Big Boo.
Big Boo who?
Why are you crying loudly?

I told you it was stupid. It's one of those things that is so dumb, it's funny.

Made you look.

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 25, 2004, 05:20:13 PM »

Just testing my new signature to see if it turned out the way I wanted it to.

Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.

Think about it.

Hope(N Forever) · « **Reply #38 on:** January 25, 2004, 05:42:35 PM »

What do you get when you cross a Toad with a Yoshi?

A 'Toshi'-ba.

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Fifth · « **Reply #39 on:** January 25, 2004, 11:00:15 PM »

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wario.
Wario who?
Wario waiting for? Lemme in, already!

Go Moon!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #40 on:** January 26, 2004, 12:02:56 AM »

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Sheesh, this isn't Pokemon here. I'm leaving.

my pathetic attempts at humor are fleeting

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 26, 2004, 05:22:19 PM »

Okay, these jokes are getting really REALLY stupid now. Let's tell some more!

Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.

Think about it.

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #42 on:** January 26, 2004, 05:22:20 PM »

Okay, these jokes are getting really REALLY stupid now. Let's tell some more!

Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.

Think about it.

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 26, 2004, 05:23:36 PM »

Whoops! Sorry, my h-h-hands a-a-are r-really t-t-t-twitchy!

Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.

Think about it.

Super Mario · « **Reply #44 on:** January 26, 2004, 07:41:36 PM »

Top the stupidity on this one...

Why do Bullet Bills go after Mario?

He always calls them William, and they prefer Bill. >.>

*****************************

Mario`s adventure is over for now, but,

Mario`s dream lives forever...

Dream on, Mario... dream on.