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marioguy

« on: May 12, 2003, 04:55:32 PM »
Post jokes about Mario or how stupid Shawne Vinson is HA HA HA!

It''s ah me Marioguy!
I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.

Jman

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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2003, 08:21:53 PM »
Mario to bowser:  Your mama's so fat, that when the Nintendo people put her in a Nintendo game, she took up so much disc space, that they had to make a second disc just to play the game.

Long live the Mario Brothers!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

King Boo

« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2003, 03:54:48 AM »
Shows how nice you are to people Marioguy!
Shawne put you in his story & you still mock him!

uhhh...whaddya call a boo who cant scare people? A cloud.



Finally,I own Wind Waker.
Praise the Lord!
Find your inner monkey.

Mario Master

« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2003, 06:17:41 AM »
On the Jerry Springer show, Jerry is talking to a kid after a crime he commited.  The boy loved video games and played them all the time, and they thought it had corrupted his brain.  The boy says that he was hearing a voice inside his head which was telling him what to do.  "Do you think it was the devil?" asks Jerry.  The boy smiles and replies, "No!  It's-a me!  Mario!"

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
Yoshi likes to dance in his backwards saddle!

marioguy

« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2003, 08:23:07 PM »
Is that true? Abiously not!

It''s ah me Marioguy!
I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.

Wheel_kirby

« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2003, 06:40:18 PM »
Mario: hey bowser want to hear a joke?
Bowser:ok
Mario: ok ready?... your mammas so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone!
Bowser: thats not nice.
Mario:heres another one, your mammas so fat that she jumped into the ocean, and the whales started singing, "we are family"!
Bowser:hey! thats mean!
Mario: and guess what, your mammas so stupid, that she got locked in a grocery store, and died of starvation! And you know what else, your mammas so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch! (bowser starts to cry)
Bowser: stop talkin about my mamma that way!!!
(bowser starts wailing on mario)

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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

Lizard Dude

« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2003, 07:03:11 PM »
Q:Why does Toad get invited to all the parties?
A:Because he's such a "fungi!"

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2003, 07:29:42 PM »
The only real Mario joke.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2003, 07:37:04 PM »
Here's a REALLY lame one I just made up right now.

Q: Why did Yoshi try to eat the Princess?
A: 'Cuz she's Peachy.

...Told ya.

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If things don’t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2003, 07:38:18 PM »
...Belome rip-off.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2003, 07:55:11 PM »
I know. I told you it was lame.

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If things don’t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Lizard Dude

« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2003, 03:27:14 AM »
Q:Why did Baby Mario's parents yell at him?
A:He was up "pasta" his bed time!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

marioguy

« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2003, 09:30:17 AM »
That's not even realated to Mario.

It''s ah me Marioguy!
I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2003, 01:30:12 PM »
Q:Why do all the mechanics like Mario?
A:Because he's so good at "jumping" cars!

[rimshot]

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Marionut#1

« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2003, 03:35:24 PM »
Heres a joke I posted quite some time ago (actually I think it was my first post...)

Back in the Pauline days, Pauline was having some problems with her plumbing. It was arranged that Mario was to come over when Pauline wasnt home and fix her pipes. Unbeknowns to Mario, who had actually never been past her front door till now, Pauline had a parakeet that could talk. Years and years she had been trying to get it to say more than the three words it knew "who is it?". Well Mario got there and the parakeet, hearing someone enter the house asked the odvious, "Who is it?" Mario thought it was Pauline trying to play a trick on him so he answered sarcatically, "Its the Plumber". The parakeet not satified asked again, and Mario again answered sarcastically. Still not satified the parakeet asked again, and mario replied with the same answer, Finally after this happend a couple more times, Mario was bound and determined to find out where what he though was Pauline was in the house so he ran through the house shouting at the top of his lungs "ITS THE PLUMBER" ITS THE PLUMBER" finally after 30 minutes running through the house, he colapses to the floor. Just then Pauline enters the house, and upon seeing the limp body on her floor says, "OH, who is it?" to which the parakeet answers "Its the Plumber!"


Kudos to anyone whos around that remembers reading that when I very first posted it.

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/18/2003 2:42:53 PM
It's-a me, Marionut#1!
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