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« on: May 12, 2003, 04:55:32 PM »
Post jokes about Mario or how stupid Shawne Vinson is HA HA HA!

It''s ah me Marioguy!
I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.

Jman

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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2003, 08:21:53 PM »
Mario to bowser:  Your mama's so fat, that when the Nintendo people put her in a Nintendo game, she took up so much disc space, that they had to make a second disc just to play the game.

Long live the Mario Brothers!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2003, 03:54:48 AM »
Shows how nice you are to people Marioguy!
Shawne put you in his story & you still mock him!

uhhh...whaddya call a boo who cant scare people? A cloud.



Finally,I own Wind Waker.
Praise the Lord!
Find your inner monkey.

« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2003, 06:17:41 AM »
On the Jerry Springer show, Jerry is talking to a kid after a crime he commited.  The boy loved video games and played them all the time, and they thought it had corrupted his brain.  The boy says that he was hearing a voice inside his head which was telling him what to do.  "Do you think it was the devil?" asks Jerry.  The boy smiles and replies, "No!  It's-a me!  Mario!"

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
Yoshi likes to dance in his backwards saddle!

« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2003, 08:23:07 PM »
Is that true? Abiously not!

It''s ah me Marioguy!
I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.

« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2003, 06:40:18 PM »
Mario: hey bowser want to hear a joke?
Bowser:ok
Mario: ok ready?... your mammas so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone!
Bowser: thats not nice.
Mario:heres another one, your mammas so fat that she jumped into the ocean, and the whales started singing, "we are family"!
Bowser:hey! thats mean!
Mario: and guess what, your mammas so stupid, that she got locked in a grocery store, and died of starvation! And you know what else, your mammas so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch! (bowser starts to cry)
Bowser: stop talkin about my mamma that way!!!
(bowser starts wailing on mario)

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Guns dont kill people, I kill people
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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2003, 07:03:11 PM »
Q:Why does Toad get invited to all the parties?
A:Because he's such a "fungi!"

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2003, 07:29:42 PM »
The only real Mario joke.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2003, 07:37:04 PM »
Here's a REALLY lame one I just made up right now.

Q: Why did Yoshi try to eat the Princess?
A: 'Cuz she's Peachy.

...Told ya.

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If things don’t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2003, 07:38:18 PM »
...Belome rip-off.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2003, 07:55:11 PM »
I know. I told you it was lame.

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If things don’t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2003, 03:27:14 AM »
Q:Why did Baby Mario's parents yell at him?
A:He was up "pasta" his bed time!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2003, 09:30:17 AM »
That's not even realated to Mario.

It''s ah me Marioguy!
I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.

« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2003, 01:30:12 PM »
Q:Why do all the mechanics like Mario?
A:Because he's so good at "jumping" cars!

[rimshot]

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2003, 03:35:24 PM »
Heres a joke I posted quite some time ago (actually I think it was my first post...)

Back in the Pauline days, Pauline was having some problems with her plumbing. It was arranged that Mario was to come over when Pauline wasnt home and fix her pipes. Unbeknowns to Mario, who had actually never been past her front door till now, Pauline had a parakeet that could talk. Years and years she had been trying to get it to say more than the three words it knew "who is it?". Well Mario got there and the parakeet, hearing someone enter the house asked the odvious, "Who is it?" Mario thought it was Pauline trying to play a trick on him so he answered sarcatically, "Its the Plumber". The parakeet not satified asked again, and Mario again answered sarcastically. Still not satified the parakeet asked again, and mario replied with the same answer, Finally after this happend a couple more times, Mario was bound and determined to find out where what he though was Pauline was in the house so he ran through the house shouting at the top of his lungs "ITS THE PLUMBER" ITS THE PLUMBER" finally after 30 minutes running through the house, he colapses to the floor. Just then Pauline enters the house, and upon seeing the limp body on her floor says, "OH, who is it?" to which the parakeet answers "Its the Plumber!"


Kudos to anyone whos around that remembers reading that when I very first posted it.

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/18/2003 2:42:53 PM
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2003, 05:22:38 PM »
Q:What is Yoshi's favorite element?
A:"Tongue"-sten

I'm here all week, folks! :P

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2003, 06:21:40 PM »
Why did Bowser go to th grocery store?

To practice his Peach stealing technique.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2003, 11:01:34 PM »
It's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!
Sesame Street! It's OLD!
That was a joke.

« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2003, 08:37:41 PM »
Why does peach never let Bomb omb go to her birthday partys? Because he always wants to light the cake!

Why did shy guy tell kirby to go away?
Because he always askes "can I 'CRASH' here tonight?

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"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"
"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"



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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

Luigison

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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2003, 10:18:59 PM »
I think Lizard Dude's is the best.  Here it is again:

Q:Why does Toad get invited to all the parties?
A:Because he's such a "fungi!"


Lizard Dudes Mario Joke is my favorite.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Insane Steve

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« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2003, 10:24:17 PM »
Na, the funniest thing that's been said on this thread thus far is:

"I'll be here all week, folks!"

Heh heh heh...

Well, I don't have any JOKES, but I do have an opening for a Mario-type standup routine. Don't know if I want to post it, though.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
~I.S.~

« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2003, 01:40:19 AM »
This isnt a Mario joke,its a Zelda joke,but just listen.

Link & Zelda got married shortly after OoT(they just did ok?)& they had a son.Do you know what they called their son?Connection.

The wind....
It is blowing....
Find your inner monkey.

« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2003, 09:19:34 PM »
Back by popular demand...

Q:What does a resident of the Mushroom Kingdom say when he or she hits himself or herself with a hammer on accident while pounding a nail?
A:YO-SHI!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2003, 09:31:12 PM »
Umm... I don't get that one.
That was a joke.

Sapphira

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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2003, 09:34:00 PM »
I do, and it's not that funny. It's supposed to be a profane word that trails off.

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"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2003, 09:45:05 PM »
Back by unpopular demand...

Q: What does Mario's rival put on in the morning?
A: Wario Wear!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2003, 06:09:22 PM »
Q: Why is Mario claustrophic?
A: He just hates being all "koopa"-d up!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2003, 11:29:35 PM »
What did peach say when she moved in with mario?

Can I use one of your 'mush' rooms?

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"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"
"Cake sniffing orphans in the orphans shack!"



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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...

« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2003, 02:14:44 PM »
I feel obligated to combat that with a good joke.

Q: What does Frogfucious tell frustrated students?
A: "Mallow" out!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Fifth

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« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2003, 03:40:39 PM »
*Note: the term "good" may be relative.  Some restrictions may apply.  Offer void in Utah.

Go Moon!
Go Moon!

« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2003, 04:39:04 PM »
Yeah, I was thinking something like that when I typed "good" but I didn't care. Haha.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

« Reply #31 on: June 07, 2003, 07:57:51 AM »
A normal joke:

How do you spell "Blind Pig" in six letters?
Blnd Pg (no I's)

If I had a dime for every time someone called me forgetful, I''d... um... What were we talking about again?
Yoshi likes to dance in his backwards saddle!

« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2004, 11:27:08 PM »
What do dinosaur haters say when Peach gets kidnapped again?

Yo, she's stupid!

I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!

« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2004, 11:29:51 AM »
Why did you revive this forgotten this dead topic. This topic is older than lateralus and I was sadib100.

It''s ah me marioguy!
I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.

« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2004, 06:35:16 PM »
Mario walks into a bar.


People reply way too many times.



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Mario`s adventure is over for now, but,



Mario`s dream lives forever...



Dream on, Mario... dream on.

Kickin' it since 2000.

« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2004, 05:07:43 PM »
Why did the Yoshi cross the street?

His tongue was marked with tire tracks!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2004, 05:16:54 PM »
Something really REALLY stupid just popped in my head:

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Big Boo.
Big Boo who?
Why are you crying loudly?

I told you it was stupid. It's one of those things that is so dumb, it's funny.

Made you look.
Your sig is annoying. -Deezer

« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2004, 05:20:13 PM »
Just testing my new signature to see if it turned out the way I wanted it to.

Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.

Think about it.
Your sig is annoying. -Deezer

« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2004, 05:42:35 PM »
What do you get when you cross a Toad with a Yoshi?

A 'Toshi'-ba.

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Fifth

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« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2004, 11:00:15 PM »
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wario.
Wario who?
Wario waiting for?  Lemme in, already!

Go Moon!
Go Moon!

« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2004, 12:02:56 AM »
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Sheesh, this isn't Pokemon here. I'm leaving.

my pathetic attempts at humor are fleeting

« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2004, 05:22:19 PM »
Okay, these jokes are getting really REALLY stupid now. Let's tell some more!

Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.

Think about it.
Your sig is annoying. -Deezer

« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2004, 05:22:20 PM »
Okay, these jokes are getting really REALLY stupid now. Let's tell some more!

Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.

Think about it.
Your sig is annoying. -Deezer

« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2004, 05:23:36 PM »
Whoops! Sorry, my h-h-hands a-a-are r-really t-t-t-twitchy!

Quiz: Why did you just read the above post?
a)You were bored.
b)You were stupid.
c)You were curious.
d)All of the above.

Think about it.
Your sig is annoying. -Deezer

« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2004, 07:41:36 PM »
Top the stupidity on this one...


Why do Bullet Bills go after Mario?


He always calls them William, and they prefer Bill. >.>



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Mario`s adventure is over for now, but,



Mario`s dream lives forever...



Dream on, Mario... dream on.

Kickin' it since 2000.

« Reply #45 on: January 28, 2004, 03:29:54 PM »
One day, this guy calls his girlfriend.

He says to her, "I was at the flowershop today, I saw this beautiful flower there and it reminded me of you."

"Really?", replies the girlfriend "How romantic! You're the first guy ever to say that a flower reminded you of me, and not seeing some other girl would remind you of me."



Meanwhile, back at the flowershop, the florist comes out and calls his son, who was seated looking after the shop and playing his GameBoy Advance. The florist says it was lunchtime, and they had to go home. The florist asked his young son to help him close the shop. The son obeyed his father and he turned off his GameBoy Advance and put on his seat, with his old brother's Super Mario Land cart still inside....



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

« Reply #46 on: January 28, 2004, 08:02:06 PM »
I don't get it at all.



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Mario`s adventure is over for now, but,



Mario`s dream lives forever...



Dream on, Mario... dream on.

Kickin' it since 2000.

« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2004, 08:08:30 PM »
I think it's a metaphor on life.
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

« Reply #48 on: January 29, 2004, 02:03:53 AM »
Here's a hint --- 'Daisy'...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!! ...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even draw the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

« Reply #49 on: January 29, 2004, 11:48:43 AM »
Mario is a joke by himself. He kills people by jumping on them. Link can easily kick his @$$!

It''s ah me marioguy!
I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.

« Reply #50 on: January 29, 2004, 07:17:00 PM »
Hah, I get it because it's like a Daisy like the flower but it's also . . . Daisy like in Super Mario Land. And the guy told his girlfriend that he saw a flower . . . that . . . Ah! I lost it again.
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield

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