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Game Blog / Re: Heavy Troopa is Ready to Launch!
« on: May 30, 2008, 04:30:24 PM »
Isn't one of the tracks about 4 seconds long?

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Forum Games / Re: Presenting the New Mario Game!
« on: May 30, 2008, 04:28:52 PM »
1056kirby might have some competition for this year's WTD award.

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Video Game Chat / Re: post your smash bros suggestions here
« on: May 30, 2008, 04:25:10 PM »
Zero milligrams! It's a leak!

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General Chat / Re: Favorite Public Sinks
« on: May 30, 2008, 04:23:44 PM »
you can put paper toweling over the drain and leave the sink on so it floods the bathroom lol.
"You did it again, didn't you? I told you not to do that, why do you do that?"
"Harry, it's our calling card! We're the Wet Bandits!"
"You're sick, Marv, you know that? You're really sick."

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Forum Games / Re: The one-word story
« on: May 30, 2008, 04:19:47 PM »
pizza

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: May 30, 2008, 04:14:10 PM »
I know I'm 3 years late on this, but Obi-Wan and Anakin's conversation at the end of ROTS makes absolutely no sense.

1- "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" - I shouldn't have to point out the obvious contradiction, that this statement itself is an absolute.

2- Was Obi-Wan disputing Anakin's labelling of him as an enemy? After he just told Padmé that he'd probably have to kill him?

3- If he said he wasn't his enemy because he wanted to win him back, then he just called Yoda a Sith.

4- Then again, Yoda did contradict his "A Jedi never uses the Force for attack" thing pretty flagrantly.

5- If he was trying to win him back, insulting him like that might not be the best way to win his affection.

6- "Anakin, the Chancellor is evil!" "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" "Well, then you are lost!"
Obi-Wan is the one dealing in absolutes! Anakin is dealing in relativism! This makes no freaking sense!

7- I'll give Lucas the benefit of the doubt and assume he only thought "if you're not with me you're against me" was a Bush quote, and he wasn't actually trying to say Jesus is a Sith.

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General Chat / Re: Wacko dreams
« on: May 30, 2008, 04:05:21 PM »
I dreamed that I was in a room in varying states of undress as a car drove away outside. The room started out resembling my room, because the curtains that weren't there would have looked exactly like my curtains in real life, but it gradually turned into a dorm room where I spent the night. I woke up the next morning and thought I was naked for several minutes, until I looked down and saw that I was wearing the exact clothes I had fallen asleep in (in real life). I went down an industrial staircase and found a cafeteria strikingly similar to the one I had remembered going to in the Home Alone dream. There, I grabbed the arm of a girl I barely know in real life, calling her by name and believing her to be my soulmate or something. I went back to the room and she waited outside. I put the covers I was actually sleeping under around me like a cape, took off my pants, and floated to the bathroom, only to realize that this was a girls' floor. I wondered how I could have stayed the whole night here without anyone noticing, how I was going to get my stuff back to the floor I was supposed to be on, whether Kelly (the girl waiting outside) would get tired of waiting and leave, and finally I just said "Screw this, I'm opening my eyes."

This next one is even more confusing. In this dream, I had a memory of earlier having had a dream that my dad had a dream where several ghostly women told him that ketchup prices were about to go up, reaching $3.87 per bottle, and he should buy them now at $1.10 per bottle. Outside of that dream, but still in the actual dream, we had recently moved to a new house, vaguely reminiscent of the farm from Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life, where my little brothers and sister rode bikes that were each all one solid color. Then my dad really did have a dream where a ghost woman told him to buy ketchup before it got up to $3.87 a bottle, and somehow I could see it. He was skeptical, but I told him to go to the store and if ketchup was $1.10 a bottle now, the dream was true and he should buy lots of ketchup. I came along with him, but before we got to the store, I could tell I was waking up, because everything was starting to fade to the black of the inside of my eyelids. I made my dad drive faster, but by the time we got to the store, I was basically awake. It felt like the dream was trying to tell me something, though it was completely different from what I thought it would tell me, and it faded out like the batteries were dying.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association
« on: May 30, 2008, 01:43:00 PM »
The O'RLY Factor

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Suddenly, Sam the Eagle walked by, muttering under his breath, "Weirdos! All WEIRDOS! ALL OF YOU!!"

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Forum Games / Re: The one-word story
« on: May 29, 2008, 06:58:13 PM »
diverse

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General Chat / Re: High-Def Mario
« on: May 29, 2008, 06:54:16 PM »
My health teacher always sounded like "Stop looking at that page! We'll discuss that when we get there! Now be mature!"

Never to me, of course. To the other kids.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: May 29, 2008, 06:52:09 PM »
"So long, eh, Bowser?"

or

"What's wrong there, Bowser?"

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Video Game Chat / Re: Fail Game Arguments
« on: May 29, 2008, 01:33:12 PM »
Me: *grabs smash ball as Wario*
Roommate: "What're you doing?"
M: "Getting the smash ball."
R: "Oh. What's Wario's final smash?"
M: "Wario-man."
R: "Oh. I heard he can't die."
M: "...What?"
R: "Like if he goes off screen, he just comes back again."
M: "...Yeah, and he loses a point... and goes back to normal."
R: "No, I'm pretty sure I heard he can't die."
M: "Believe me, he can."
R: "You sure?"
M: "If you don't believe the guy with the game, go read the Dojo site."
R: "Really? I'm pretty sure he can't die."
M: "Someone's about to die..."

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Latest News / Re: Wario Land Shake for Wii
« on: May 29, 2008, 01:26:20 PM »
"long time, look, feel and flashy action fun game"? Made of win.

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Forum Games / Re: The one-word story
« on: May 29, 2008, 01:21:40 PM »
perhaps

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