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General Chat / Re: Your Favorite Joke
« on: April 21, 2008, 12:29:09 PM »
What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?
Squeaky clean clothes.

What do you call a chef that makes cakes and cookies while intoxicated?
Drunken Hines.


What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?
Apple turnover.

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Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there was an ice cream truck driver named Bob. Everyone in the neighborhood knew when Bob's truck was driving by because of the giant inflatable clown head that he'd strapped to the roof. The clown head had speakers in it, and as Bob drove by he would talk into a little microphone, saying things like, "Hey, kids, buy ice cream!" And lo and behold, it sounded just like the giant inflatable clown head itself was talking. Bob liked his job because he got to make kids happy and eat a lot of ice cream himself. And so it went, for many years.

Until one day, the government of the far-off land decided to outlaw ice cream.

Yes, all of a sudden, the treats that Bob once sold had become controlled substances. Bob, fearing for his job, quickly converted his ice cream truck into a tuna-fish truck, but he kept the clown head and the speakers for old times' sake.

But instead of turning in his stocks of ice cream to the government, he kept them in the basement of his house, and every day he would take out a popsicle or a sundae cone and eat it in the privacy of his home. It got so Bob would eat more and more ice cream every day, which made him a bit of a jumpier person than he had been before, but nobody seemed to mind.

And so it happened that one day, Bob was rather erratically driving his tuna-fish truck around the neighborhood, having just eaten two pudding pops and an orange creamsicle. He picked up his microphone, as he had done so many times before, but when he switched the microphone on, the sugar buzz kicked in, and all he could say was: "T'nnufidgeiss ver'gyood! Buy'tnaow!"

And that's when Bob realized that he had a problem.

A problem...with truck head diction.

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Mario Chat / Re: Should Mario...
« on: April 21, 2008, 12:18:40 PM »
If the Observatory travels at or near the speed of light most of the time, Rosalina can be a pretty normal age. Relativity. I don't remember why, but I remember Bill Nye doing a thing with two twins where one flies around at the speed of light for a while and when he gets back, his brother is a lot older than him. Relativity is messed up, man. Oh, and you guys forgot Daniella.

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Mario Chat / Re: BEST IN SERIES? Week 11: Races
« on: April 21, 2008, 12:13:56 PM »
Ooh, I forgot about the mine cart. Change my vote to a super-vote!

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Mario Chat / Re: BEST IN SERIES? Week 11: Races
« on: April 21, 2008, 09:18:30 AM »
Mario RPG, for Booster Hill.

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General Chat / Re: An Even More Unsettling Discovery
« on: April 21, 2008, 09:16:02 AM »

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Video Game Chat / Re: MK vs DC
« on: April 20, 2008, 11:12:11 AM »
I thought of Mario Kart vs. Dreamcast, which doesn't make much sense.

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General Chat / Re: An Even More Unsettling Discovery
« on: April 20, 2008, 11:05:09 AM »
I wish I had abandoned houses with women's underwear, several pennies, and secret documents pertaining to the CIA coverup of the Goldberg-Tarshis conspiracy in my neighborhood.

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Game Blog / Re: Mario Kart Wii Driving School: Las Vegas
« on: April 19, 2008, 04:39:03 PM »
When Nintendo had that giant bowl of spaghetti in San Francisco for the release of Sunshine, I think they kicked out a guy dressed as Luigi for spending too much time in the bowl.

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Game Blog / Re: Black Wii Wheel Out in the Wild?
« on: April 19, 2008, 01:42:34 AM »
Maybe some boxes randomly come with black or gold ones? That would be pretty cool.

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Site Discussion / Re: Talkback: Mailbag 17 Apr 2008
« on: April 19, 2008, 01:15:24 AM »
I think you meant this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1WWpKEPdT4

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Video Game Chat / Re: Wii White VS GC Platinum
« on: April 16, 2008, 09:52:50 PM »
Electricity was always my worst subject.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Wii White VS GC Platinum
« on: April 16, 2008, 07:44:35 PM »
I'd get a 3 AA Wavebird with rumble, or a GC controller with Wii-style buttons and the normal length controller cord.

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Mario Chat / Re: Something I found today while walking home
« on: April 16, 2008, 08:01:21 AM »
I've got one of those too, but I don't know where it's from, other than it says McDonalds on the back. Think we found it at a yard sale or something.

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Game Blog / Re: Mario and Color-Blind Gamers
« on: April 16, 2008, 07:58:27 AM »

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Video Game Chat / Re: Wii White VS GC Platinum
« on: April 16, 2008, 06:19:39 AM »
So is this a semiconfirmation that Nintendo actually lost the Wavebird mold?

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