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General Chat / Re: Speed Test
« on: March 24, 2015, 02:47:46 PM »
"These days"? Luigison's post is the first one in 10 months.

Mario Chat / Re: Creeping Graphical Sameyness
« on: March 23, 2015, 08:44:19 PM »
"Almost nothing"? That Wii U Mario model looks at least fifty times less ugly than the GCN Mario model. Why do you want a cartoon character to have distinguishable hairs on his face anyway? That would be creepy as hell.

Mario Chat / Re: Re-written story elements
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:31:34 PM »
Honestly, Mario already looks like a little kid wearing a fake mustache. He looked closer to 30 in the DiC cartoon, mostly because they made him a lot flabbier.

Mario Chat / Re: Re-written story elements
« on: March 18, 2015, 07:36:03 AM »
To be fair, facial hair can make anybody look older. I'm only 23 and the last time I wore a beard I was mistaken for 30. Not even joking.

Mario Chat / Re: Re-written story elements
« on: March 17, 2015, 09:31:25 PM »
Logically no, but he is anyway. That's video games for ya.

Video Game Chat / Re: LEAST favorite Mario Party
« on: March 16, 2015, 05:42:31 PM »
What would've happened if it landed on a number greater than 10?

My least favorite is Mario Party 5. I don't have the energy to explain why right now.

Mario Chat / Re: Re-written story elements
« on: March 16, 2015, 05:37:30 PM »

Video Game Chat / Re: Guess who just got a 3DS?
« on: March 15, 2015, 01:35:25 PM »

Mario Chat / Re: SM64 Castle Ledge Death - Glitch or Not?
« on: March 13, 2015, 03:29:03 PM »
Conversely, three summers ago I just put on Mario 64 on a complete whim and got 120 stars for the first time in my life, and it only took me a few days, too.

I have a very very vague recollection of encountering a glitch like this elsewhere in the game, but my brain could be fabricating that entirely.

Mario Chat / Re: The Silly Mario Fan Theories Thread
« on: March 09, 2015, 08:01:06 PM »
1. Why would it stand for Mozart?
2. Maybe.
3. There is no "Marty the Green Thwomp". That's an ordinary blue Thwomp under green lighting. And it's not locked away when you play on 150cc.
4. Segregation of gameplay and story.
5. Because it fits the "sunken city" theme of the level.

6. No, it really doesn't.

Mario Chat / Re: The Silly Mario Fan Theories Thread
« on: March 06, 2015, 09:27:14 PM »
That reminds me, are Goombas and green-shelled Koopa Troopas commanded to walk continuously in a straight line even if it means plummeting to their deaths, or are they simply too unintelligent not to?

I forget exactly how the line goes goes, but at one point in Bowser's Inside Story, Bowser mentions that he does indeed command the Goombas to walk in a straight line. Like a lot of the dialog in the RPGs, It's pretty clearly meant to be a self-aware joke.

Mario Chat / Re: Have you been colouring Mario wrong?
« on: March 03, 2015, 08:15:10 PM »
This only makes me wonder what their character manual looks like now. Have the guidelines for Mario's portrayal changed in any significant way, or are they essentially the same as they were 22 years ago?

Watoad, Suffix and now Vid all live in Japan. And TEM lives in China.

Is there an unseen force that brings FF users to Asia once they reach adulthood?

Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: February 18, 2015, 01:41:41 AM »
Well, I feel special now. I didn't even consider indoor pools. Maybe it's because I'm an avid beach-goer myself. x_x

Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!
« on: February 17, 2015, 06:39:21 PM »
Wow Warp, when did you move to Japan? :O

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