Author Topic: That bloody X*** (Read 2847 times)

Jöhñbôb · « **on:** February 22, 2002, 06:37:11 PM »

here's a topic to dis the X-b-o-x

it is big
it is expensive
it is just plain dumb!

Paper Mario · « **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2002, 06:57:38 PM »

Xbox sucks!!!!!!

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Luigi-Mario your looking thin!
Mario-You think I lost weight?
Luigi-Nevermind...

Wario-Ahhhhh I love swimming in my pool of pretty woman.
Pretty Woman-WE LOVE YOU WARIO!!
Wario-Life is good.....
*Wakes up*
Wario-Darn, it was a dream!!
I thought it was real!!

Bowser-Its the end for you Mario!!
Mario-Here comes my secret weapon!!
*Pulls out pair of sissors*
Mario-I will cut you to ribbon!!
Bowser-AAAHHH!! Noooooo!!!!

marioman333 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2002, 08:11:04 PM »

M-M-MUST D-DESTROY X-X-X-BOX!DIE,DIE,DIE.DIE,DIE,DIE,DIE!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA.*starts foaming in mouth*YYYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

and I thought I was the dumb one...

pntzoee · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2002, 07:55:23 PM »

Editied by Deezer
that is right 404notfound, if u r going to support the **** i suggest u go away, no body likes the **** or error 404notfound. i mean those i more bloddy, than the bloody **** u r a **** u **** how dare u u **** i should punch u **** we shall name 404not found **** that should be the **** new name.
hey i said the x word a few times. im shamed.
I think this would be the first deezer editied this board, i dont want my perfect recored reouined thanks to the **** box. I SAID **** Again, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POTATO...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like fudge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarthTedd64 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 26, 2002, 05:15:45 PM »

Mario's next adventure should be "Mario against Bill Gates". Where Mario will squish and fireball X-b-o-xes and at the last level defeat Bill Gates for the best Mario game ending ever!!!

Microsoft X-Box unanimously voted "Worst Game Console There Ever Was And Ever Will Be"

Jöhñbôb · « **Reply #5 on:** March 01, 2002, 08:42:16 PM »

pntzoee, you aren't foolin' anyone. edited is not spelled that way and your profile was there.

Meesa called John John Bob. Meesa your humble servant. (jk)

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2002, 12:38:43 AM »

The *box is the greatest system ever!!!!!!!
edited by bill gates on 30\1000\28\0008.

I like my Gamecube with plenty of koopa stomping Mario
my Sega with plenty of Sonic Speed
my playstation with no bandi-cooties
my TV with chock full of Anime
and "that dum microsoft system" in millions of pieces!!!!Bwahahahahaha!!!!

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2002, 12:41:55 AM »

AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Look!!!! Bill gates edited out my "I hate *box" monologue!!!!AAAHHHH!!!! I hate Nintendo!!!!
edited by bill gates on 111\2223\098765222\0.

I like my Gamecube with plenty of koopa stomping Mario
my Sega with plenty of Sonic Speed
my playstation with no bandi-cooties
my TV with chock full of Anime
and "that dum microsoft system" in millions of pieces!!!!Bwahahahahaha!!!!

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2002, 12:44:53 AM »

NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look!!!! He did it again!!!!! he made me say I hate Nintendo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help me captain Nintedo!!!!! destroy this Bill gates!!!!!!! HAAALLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like my Gamecube with plenty of koopa stomping Mario
my Sega with plenty of Sonic Speed
my playstation with no bandi-cooties
my TV with chock full of Anime
and "that dum microsoft system" in millions of pieces!!!!Bwahahahahaha!!!!

Captain Nintendo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2002, 09:48:21 PM »

"Help me captain Nintedo!!!!! destroy this Bill gates!!!!!!!"

Wait a minute. Are you calling me? Because if you are, then I got about 5,000 Pikmins that are ready to cause mass destruction on Microsoft!

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- Shigeru Miyamoto
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"Here We Go!"

- Mario
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bob heihoo · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2002, 06:56:03 PM »

nintendo* sucks and shouldn't*** **have gottenthesonicteam.
edited by bill gates 3/24/02

I am the all powerful bill* *gates and I am here to take over ******* ***** *** ******* ****** ***** *** ******* ****** **** **** ***** the videogameworld ***** ****** ***** ** ***** **.