Scene: A dimly lit room. A 17 year old male sits in front of a glowing computer screen. The faint sounds of daily family life drift in from across the house. Sirens approach from outside.
Door: Knock! Knock! Knock! Open up in there!
Male: Who is it?
Door: The International Message Board Police! Open it now!
Male: Uhh... [opens door]
IMBP Officer: Chupperson Weird, you have the right to remain silent!
Mr. Weird: Wha-
IMBP Officer: I SAID YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Mr. Weird: ...
IMBP Officer: You've been charged with a 502. Very serious. [cuffs Chupperson]
Mr. Weird: 502 eh? Not familiar with that one myself...
IMBP Officer: Well, a 502 entails improper use of a message board topic. Specifically, adhering to any rules set out by the topic creator.
Mr. Weird: But I never broke any rules, Mister!
IMBP Officer: My foot you didn't! Are you familiar with the topic started by one Chocobo a while back. Goes by the name of..."Mario Word Association."
Mr. Weird: My Blue Hat!
IMBP Officer: Come again?
Mr. Weird: Uh, nothing.
IMBP Officer: Anyhow, are you aware that the primary adjective of the topic is, in fact, "Word?"
Mr. Weird: Now that you mention it, yes...
IMBP Officer: And are you aware that your last post there contained only a picture?
Mr. Weird: NOOOOOOOOOO! I knew I was forgetting something!!! Please, spare me!
IMBP Officer: Sorry son, I'm afraid you'll be staying at our place for quite some time in the future.
Voice: Oh ChUUUUUUUUUUUUupersOOOOOOOOOOn! Time to eAAAAAAAAt!
Mr. Weird: Listen to that, officer! What will my dear mother think?
IMBP Officer: Now we should have thought of that beFORE we posted a picture on the Mario WORD Association, shouldn't we have? [Begins to drag Chupperson away]
Mr. Weird: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.......
[Exuent all stage right]
"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"