Heres a joke I posted quite some time ago (actually I think it was my first post...)
Back in the Pauline days, Pauline was having some problems with her plumbing. It was arranged that Mario was to come over when Pauline wasnt home and fix her pipes. Unbeknowns to Mario, who had actually never been past her front door till now, Pauline had a parakeet that could talk. Years and years she had been trying to get it to say more than the three words it knew "who is it?". Well Mario got there and the parakeet, hearing someone enter the house asked the odvious, "Who is it?" Mario thought it was Pauline trying to play a trick on him so he answered sarcatically, "Its the Plumber". The parakeet not satified asked again, and Mario again answered sarcastically. Still not satified the parakeet asked again, and mario replied with the same answer, Finally after this happend a couple more times, Mario was bound and determined to find out where what he though was Pauline was in the house so he ran through the house shouting at the top of his lungs "ITS THE PLUMBER" ITS THE PLUMBER" finally after 30 minutes running through the house, he colapses to the floor. Just then Pauline enters the house, and upon seeing the limp body on her floor says, "OH, who is it?" to which the parakeet answers "Its the Plumber!"
Kudos to anyone whos around that remembers reading that when I very first posted it.
Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!
Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/18/2003 2:42:53 PM