I can't believe that no one used any mole remover! That would have worked much faster and more humane. "Try Ole Shmole's super duper mole remover today! Takes care of those ugly little things faster than you can say 'What the dukar is that huge thing on my neck?!' Buy it today! OR ELSE WE KEE YOU AND DEN ROFL!! XD XP XD XP XD XP XD... DX... X_X
And speaking of dukar... heh heh heh... we interrupt this pointlessness for even more pointlessness.
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The following preview may or may not be suitable for children, but we don't really care. As long as more people see it and we get your money. Let's say just say PG to be safe. Yeah, that should work.
*Dark screen*
Deep-voiced Narrator: In a world, where previews start out with those words way too much...
Some guy: Mr. President, I think you need to see this.
President: What the dukar is it now?
Some guy: That's just it, sir.
Narrator: Something horribly horrible is coming.
Woman on the street: What is that? What... the dukar?
Kid: Mommy, what's dukar mean?
Mom: ......
Narrator: Something so completely random...
Lizard Dude: I'm going to the mall to shop for video games, Chup. Wanna come?
Chupperson Weird: Duh.
Narrator: Something so completely idiotic.
CW and LD: *joking around in the car and then slowly look up in the sky* What the dukar is that?
Narrator: Something so rediculous, it's not even worth to be made into a movie.
Chup: Oh no! Turn the car around now!
LD: But the sale is going to end soon!
Chup: I don't give a dukar! *grabs the wheel and makes them crash into something*
Narrator: But... we did it anyway.
LD: Nice work, Chup brain! Now we'll never... oh no... it's.... AAAAGGH!!
CW and LD: RUUUUUUN!!
*frantic drumming plays in the background*
*people running everyone*
*scene from Sponge Bob where everyone is running from the butterfly*
*other people playing the frantic drum music*
Narrator: Two guys with secret powers
LD: *transforms into a giant black and green lizard and roars*
CW: *shoots chup out of his hands and manipulates it in various ways*
LD and CW: *turn into Weird Dude* (I updated!)
Narrator: Will fight against the ultimate random enemy!
Quick scene shots play: LD and CW run like mad away from something. Empty parked cars explode and street poles flicker on and off. The Titanic doesn't hit the ice berg. People scream for ice cream.
Words on screen: THIS DOOMSDAY
LD: Where are you going?!?!?!
CW: I have to save my sister from Dukar Kong!
*giant monkey carries a girl up the statue of liberty*
Sapphira: Help! Save me, Legolas!!!
GET READY
President: Where the dukar is Super Man?
Some guy: He died.
President: Spider Man?
Guy: On a date.
President: Well I won't give up on the Super Mario Bros!!
TO SAY
*more screaming around the city and cheerleaders lead the people in screaming*
*ping-pong balls rain from the sky*
*random gravity shoots objects around*
Santa Clause: *fights the Grinch on a tall mountain*
Music: Can't hold on much longer! (but I will never let go!)
WHAT
CW: *quickly rides his bike down the street while a giant bowling ball chases him*
*army of mimes and clowns attack the city*
LD: *turns into a giant lizard and has a slapping fight with the Dukar Kong and then play DDR together*
Music: "I know it;s a one way track (tell me now how long this will last!)
THE
*buildings fall like dominos*
*toilets explode all around the world*
*Richard Simmons sweats to the Oldies with aliens*
DUKAR!
CW: We're up against something that we don't even see or understand and you think we can beat it?!
LD: My fortune cookies are never wrong, Chup. Let's dukar this!
From the makers of Blow'd Up, and Welcome to Wacky City, Bub...
Music gets more intense and scenes flash by faster.
*evil bread attacks the town*
*the Duke of Dukar rides a unicycles down the road and laughs*
*Dracula, Frankenstein, and other villains do the River Dance*
*letters on keyboard change to all X's and D's*
*camera zooms in on a calendar that says Friday the 13th*
*Pac-Man eats pellets and ghosts*
Watoad: *smiles with a big evil grin for some reason (but he's not evil in this movie)*
Bird Person: *rides a giant bird over the city with other birds*
Mr. Melee: *plays SSBM*
*tons of more dumb weirdness and weird dumbness happens*
*scene that gives away the end of the whole movie*
Sapphira: *gives a very weirded-out look and faints*
Revenge of The Dukar: The First Overrated Movie.
LD: Dukar 1 to Dukar 2, what is your dukar status?
CW: Dukar 2 still alive. Must escape before... wait a second... AAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!
The dukar... is coming. No one will be left sane. Not even you. Sorry.
