I still can't officially return yet, but I will give you guys an update on the situation.
My mother recently got a job as a janitor for some uniform company that I don't know the name of. With two parents working, there should be two paychecks now. She says that she might get the internet back in a few weeks. Of course I'm expected to help out too and apparently keeping the house clean is the way to do it. No biggie. It keeps me busy and I can't stand pigstys.
Still, a shame that I won't be here on my birthday which is a week from now.