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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« on: April 11, 2006, 10:31:02 PM »
Half of what comes out of Boo_penguin's "mouth" is comic gold.  And he's not even a forum member.  Thus, he deserves his own thread.
--MEGAߥTE



[23:25:40] <EclipsedMoon> Okay I'm going to have 30 seconds of trivia here.  The person who answers the most questions wins.
[23:25:45] <EclipsedMoon> 1. What's my name?
[23:25:51] <Boo_JAVA> Jeremy
[23:25:52] <EclipsedMoon> 2. Say my name and I'll beat you.
[23:25:53] <Boo_JAVA> Chadwick
[23:26:02] <EclipsedMoon> 3. What am I listening to RIGHT NOW?
[23:26:08] <Boo_JAVA> Cafe Tacuba
[23:26:11] <Boo_JAVA> the last album
[23:26:16] <EclipsedMoon> 4. Why is a table lamp in my lap?
[23:26:21] <EclipsedMoon> 5. Is a good night?
[23:26:28] <Boo_JAVA> a huge popcorn
[23:26:31] <Boo_JAVA> no, is not
« Last Edit: April 19, 2006, 02:28:13 PM by MEGAߥTE »
That was a joke.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2006, 07:47:12 PM »
<MegaByte-away> Shouryuuken if you're going to spell it that way
<Boo_penguin> HADOKEN is correct
<Boo_penguin> check the website of SFII
<Sheng> You cannot defeat SHLOONG Long.
<Sheng> I don't care what the Webs say
<Boo_penguin> >:/
<Sheng> The japanese spelling is correct
<Boo_penguin> I can beat you everyday
<Chupperson> lol japanese spelling
<Boo_penguin> with one hand

Boo is the highlight of this chatroom excerpt.
0000

« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2006, 09:41:12 PM »
<TEM> Sick, sick man
<Boo_penguin> I'm so sick
<Lizard_Dude> He's so sick
<Boo_penguin> I don't throw up at all yesterday
<Boo_penguin> I'm from Argentina
<Boo_penguin> WE're proud about our water

« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2006, 09:51:09 PM »
This is from a conversation in which Boo_penguin asked for 10 "facts" about America.

<TEM> USA really stand for, "You Suck, Argentina"
<TEM> (don't tell anyone)
<TEM> stands*
<Boo_penguin> I know that
GEIANDGIRLCO DIRECT - The Sensitive Alternative

« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2006, 04:27:01 PM »
* Boo_penguin take a look to the table
* Boo_penguin looks : An old Gatorade, some cup with a little of coffee, Cds, a biscuit and some papers
<Vorpy> take papers
<Vorpy> read papers
<Vorpy> this is the Boo_penguin text adventure right?
<Boo_penguin> yes
<Vorpy> use gatorade on coffee
* Boo_penguin read papers, paper says : USA is invaded by Aliens from Venus
* Boo_penguin drinks old gatorade "this doesn't have any flavour"
<Vorpy> look at cds
* Boo_penguin looks at CDS : Aol internet wizard, Pagemaker 6.5 , How to destroy Aliens , and 1992 Backup files
<Vorpy> take how to destroy aliens cd
* Boo_penguin took How to destroy aliens CD
<Vorpy> look
* Boo_penguin : The telephone is ringing
<Vorpy> answer telephone
* Boo_penguin answer telephone : "Get out fast, the aliens are in the neighbourhood"
* Boo_penguin looks CD in the computer
* Boo_penguin : This Cd are made it with Nero 8. 1-How to destroy 2-How to trick they 3-Exit
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin : "Gives to eat them pop-corn flavoured chocolate"
<Vorpy> 2
* Boo_penguin : "Buy a costume of a female alien"
<Vorpy> 3
* Boo_penguin : you can go to : 1-Basement 2-Out of the house
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin goes to basement and take a look : Glue , duct tape, old waffles, and a small window
<Vorpy> take duct tape
* Boo_penguin took duct tape , you have space for 6 items.
<Vorpy> take glue
<Vorpy> take waffles
* Boo_penguin tooks glue and old waffles
<Vorpy> look at window
* Boo_penguin look at the window and see three Aliens in the street chatting.
* Boo_penguin : You can go to 1-Out of the house 2-Use backdoor to the backyard
<Vorpy> 2
* Boo_penguin uses Backdoor and find a rotten body from his friend Simon. He is wearing a black tuxedo
<Vorpy> look at simon
* Boo_penguin take a look at simon and see a card , old flashlight and a mini-gun with three bullets
<Vorpy> look at card
* Boo_penguin : The card says : New costume Shop. Valentines Road 21
<Vorpy> take flashlight
<Vorpy> take gun
* Boo_penguin takes flashlight and gun
* Boo_penguin : 1-Enter again to the house 2-Look at sky
<Vorpy> 2
* Boo_penguin take a look at sky and see tons of alien-ships flying
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin enter again to the house : 1-Our of the house 2-Basement
<Boo_penguin> *out X_x
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin goes out from the house , the big Alien says : You're mine sucker!
<Vorpy> shoot alien
* Boo_penguin shoots to the alien , and this die.
* Boo_penguin : The other 2 aliens runaway saying : Alarm! Alarm!
* Boo_penguin : 1-Runaway to the next street 2-Back to house
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin goes to the next street , and find a person who says : "Join me, I wanna beat these Aliens"
* Boo_penguin : 1-Join crazy guy 2-Keep Walking
<Vorpy> 2
* Boo_penguin : The crazy guys shoots at you , and say : "you're with them"
* Boo_penguin : GAME OVER
<Boo_penguin> X_x

« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2006, 04:30:24 PM »
<Boo_penguin> * You were kicked from #SilicaGelEmpire by EclipsedMoon (Sorry, I have to do what I can to protect my people.)
<Boo_penguin> :)
<Boo_penguin> I love EclipsedMoon
<Boo_penguin> The fun side of the story is, I like play to be silly
<Boo_penguin> *like to play
<Boo_penguin> #SilicaGelEmpire unable to join channel (address is banned)
<Boo_penguin> hahaha
<Boo_penguin> I love this kid
<Vorpy> EclipsedMoon is our best friend
<Boo_penguin> Yeah
<Vorpy> I wonder if he'll ban me
<Boo_penguin> try it
<Boo_penguin> He loves us

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2006, 09:34:14 PM »
[05:59PM] Chupperson: so you don't like Jimmy Page because he's better than you?
[05:59PM] TEM: lol
[05:59PM] Boo_penguin: yeah
[05:59PM] Boo_penguin: I hate it
[05:59PM] Koopaslaya: The Page and Plant CD reunion and DVD was aazingly awesome
[06:00PM] Boo_penguin: I don't like 7 minutes songs, and it's the same loops all over again
[06:00PM] Boo_penguin: Like dance music tough @_@
[06:00PM] TEM: Long rock songs are the best ones
[06:00PM] Chupperson: yeah and Zeppelin usually throws in some variation
[06:00PM] Chupperson: (Link: https://www.dunkindonuts.com/aboutus/AmericaRunsOnDD.aspx)https://www.dunkindonuts.com/aboutus/AmericaRunsOnDD.aspx <-- TMBG music
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: mmm not really
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: are good only for Background music
[06:01PM] Chupperson: sure they do
[06:01PM] Chupperson: hahah
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: background music for love :P
[06:01PM] TEM: This guy is polluted by modern rock
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: naah
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: I listeh a lot of old bands
[06:01PM] Koopaslaya: Like what?
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: Do you hear the Zombies?
[06:02PM] Boo_penguin: or The Shakers?
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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2006, 11:49:15 AM »
The text adventure was freakin' hilarious. I wish I had been there...
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2006, 01:05:30 PM »
[13:47:28] <n-fani> Tuli njust suihkusta enkä mä ny enää
[13:47:39] <n-fani> Eh
[13:47:51] <n-fani> Why did it change the channel when I typed :I
[13:48:15] <Boo_penguin> Now I can understand finnish
[13:48:36] <Boo_penguin> you say : MY french fries are too salty
[13:48:37] <Boo_penguin> right?
[13:48:49] <n-fani> Um no
[13:48:59] <n-fani> And there's a typo in my sentence
[13:49:31] <Boo_penguin> I dunno what is typo
[13:55:08] <Boo_penguin> I know what is an Hypo
[13:58:05] <Boo_penguin> if you count all my lines Deezer , from this morning
[13:58:11] <Boo_penguin> that camera would be mine
[13:58:31] <Boo_penguin> Sapphira cannot win that camera, 'cause she is Tmk staff
[14:00:46] <DeeZZZer> hahaha
[14:01:19] <n-fani> What camera?
[14:01:55] * Vidgmchtr (Vidgmchtr@dork-8992B635.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #tmk
[14:02:18] <Boo_penguin> The camera that you win when you lead the stats
[14:02:23] <Boo_penguin> A digital one
[14:02:40] <Boo_penguin> Why do you think I type a lot n-fani?
[14:02:43] <Boo_penguin> for fun?
[14:02:44] <n-fani> Um
[14:02:48] <Boo_penguin> I don't think so
[14:02:53] <n-fani> Because you like typing?
[14:02:55] <Boo_penguin> LOL
That was a joke.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2006, 03:21:35 PM »
I figured he types a lot because he has something to say. I told him about this, and he nearly joined the forums.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2006, 03:38:49 PM »
I figured he types a lot because he has something to say. I told him about this, and he nearly joined the forums.
He was at one time the latest member, then some others joined or something.

Do you mean he deleted his account after decided not to join?
I'm a horrible person.

« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2006, 04:55:35 PM »
<Lizard_Dude> Boo_penguin, you must tell me joke from Argentina
<Boo_penguin> mmm ok
<Boo_penguin> A little kid enter to the house crying
<Boo_penguin> the mom says : What happen my dear?
<Boo_penguin> kid : All the other kids says I have a monkey face
<Boo_penguin> mom: That's not true, now go to the bath to clean your tears
<Boo_penguin> mom: and please comb your face


[Edited to what would have been said had he known all the English words.]

« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2006, 08:05:34 PM »
<Boo_penguin> I was thinking in some intelligent statement to type
<Boo_penguin> but I cannot think in none
<Boo_penguin> so I must type
<Boo_penguin> Tapas burrito sombrero

MEGAߥTE

  • In flames
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2006, 10:26:33 PM »
[2006.04.20 21:11:34] Boo_penguin: Only girls can call me to my cell-phone
[2006.04.20 21:11:38] Boo_penguin: real-girls
[2006.04.20 21:17:21] Boo_penguin: my cell-phone never rings
[2006.04.20 21:17:23] Boo_penguin: :/

« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2006, 01:37:12 AM »
<Sapphira> someone have a log of it?
<Boo_penguin> I have
<Boo_penguin> for the posterity
<Boo_penguin> in 20 years I show you this log
<Boo_penguin> and you say : wow! I was young at that time

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