Mario Spoofs (For lack of better wording)

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I have made this post as a place to share all my little Mario Jokes, spoofs, and humerous video ideas.

For example, I have an idea for a video where Mario & Luigi are in the Opening credits for "The Dukes of Mushroom Kingdom", and one with Mario Golf Toadstool Tour and Monty mole referencing Caddyshack.

[Glorb]

That's an idea...

Dukes of Mushroom Kingdom:
Mario: Yeeeeeeehaw! You coppers ain't never gonna catch us!
Luigi: Yeah, what he said!
Bowser: Ah swear, you Mario brothers are gonna be the death of me.
Princess Daisy Duke: Oh, Mario, he's gainin' on us!
Mario: Aw, the General Toad ain't never failed us before!

Caddyshack: Mushroom Tour
Bowser: I need those Monty Moles off the course!
Bill Murray: But how else will we get the other golfers here?
Bowser: That doesn't make any sense.

[Insane Steve]

When I was lifeguarding, I actually came up with some random "Behind the Game: Super Mario Bros." script thingy that I should have written and posted as a story. It was really kind of long.

If I had any Flash skills, I'd SO have animated it.

[Kojinka]

"Snow Peach and the Seven Toads"  Snow White parody.  It's on FF.net (address: fanfiction.net)  I wrote this to help one of the forumers here for his English project.  I read about the three-part OVA that has a Mario version of this famous fairy-tale, so I my own version with what I think a Mario version of Snow White should be.  In my version, Kammy is the queen instead of a Bowser in drag (*shudders* But don't worry. I managed to squeeze Bowser in cause what would a Mario/Peach story be without Bowser?), the Toads wear different colored vests to tell them appart, and Mario and Peach actually kiss. (So long potion)
I'd like to write a Nintendo version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in which Mario plays King Arthur, his squire could be played by Toad, Link plays Sir Lancelot (little joke about an old show with a monkey named Lancelot Link, although, I'm considering Link to play Sir Galahad), I think Luigi could probably play Sir Robin, Mips could play the Bunny, Triclyde or Gleeok could be the three-headed giant, the French could be some Sega characters, and I need to watch the movie a few more times to determine the rest.  Mario and the knights would be looking for the Holy Controller.

[PaperLuigi]

"Snow Peach and the Seven Toads"  Snow White parody.  It's on FF.net (address: fanfiction.net)  I wrote this to help one of the forumers here for his English project. 

Oh yeah, that was me! I didn't finish the project, but since it was just for fun, it didn't hurt me at all.

[Ultima Shadow]

I'd like to write a Nintendo version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, in which Mario plays King Arthur, his squire could be played by Toad, Link plays Sir Lancelot (little joke about an old show with a monkey named Lancelot Link, although, I'm considering Link to play Sir Galahad), I think Luigi could probably play Sir Robin, Mips could play the Bunny, Triclyde or Gleeok could be the three-headed giant, the French could be some Sega characters, and I need to watch the movie a few more times to determine the rest.  Mario and the knights would be looking for the Holy Controller.

Monty Python rocks.

Anyway, for some reason, I once wanted to write a Need for Speed Underground spoof with Mario characters in it. o_0

[The Chef]

I once saw a flash cartoon like that.

[Glorb]

The Fat and the Flurry-ous.
Also, I had an idea for, for some strange reason, a cheesy 70's porn-type movie with Mario characters. Mayhaps without the porn.

[Kojinka]

This is what I've determined after watching the movie again.  The Old Man from Scene 24 can be played by the Old Man from The Legend of Zelda.  I think I'll just shorten the cast, and have Luigi be both Sir Bedevere and Sir Robin, and Link could play Sir Lancelot and Sir Galahad.  It can be done.  The three-headed knight (who will be played by either Gleeok or Triclide) would have to be the leader of the Knights who say Ni (who will be played by Gorons).  Sir Galahad's tale will be a little tricky, though.  I'm trying to keep as many of the jokes as I can.

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Therapy session

Waluigi: You know I've  been feeling really depressed lately and all cause well, my brother Wario and my cousins Mario & Luigi, they get to go on adventures all the time and well really all my life I've just wanted to go on an adventure of my own.
Dr. Toad, Phd.: Keep talking.
Waluigi: And everyone thinks I'm the sporty or partying sort but I'm not like that, I mean Like I said, I just want to go on an adventure.

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I Have one that would be on a sit-com

After one character makes a comment of omeone being a "Game Boy", It cuts to a stage where mario is sitting at a set of drums and plays the old "Ba-dump-tap" (the drum thing they play after a joke).


Another one would be, the characters are about to run through the "Valley of Oddly Shaped Monsters and Fungi". They wish the one guy good luck, and then, it shows The guy In an 8-bit drawing against a black screen. The screen flashes: World 1-1. It then goes to show the 8-bit form of the guy going through World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros., but with really bad versions of the enemies.

[The Chef]

I've been dying to see Mario in a parody of another video game like Final Fantasy or Metal Gear Solid. I was hoping that Nintendo could collaberate with Konami an/or Squeenix to make a game like that. It'll never happen.

*sighs*

[BP]

The Fat and the Flurry-ous.
Also, I had an idea for, for some strange reason, a cheesy 70's porn-type movie with Mario characters. Mayhaps without the porn.

You're very strange. If you're gonna post it here, without the porn would be much appreciated.

Hmm... I should do Mario & the Mushroom Factory.

Edit: No, no, no way! I should do a movie I know almost word-for-word, making Pirates of the Mushroom Kingdom: The Curse of the Black Skull. The Black Skull is Cortez's pirate ship in PMTTYD, which is a reference to Pirates to begin with... Let me start planning:
Wil Turner: Mario
Captain Jack Sparrow: Luigi (XD)
Elizabeth Swann: Peach
Captain Barbossa: Bowser (who else? Not PMTTYD's Cortez, no...)
Pintel & Ragetti (Guy with the wooden eye & the bald guy): Wario & Waluigi

I know that isn't the whole cast, I'll think of more later.

[G-Dawg]

Ideas:

Governor: Toadsworth
Commador: Toad
British Navy: more different Toads (since they are already red)

I can't think of anymore right now. Hope you might take these into consideration. :D

[BP]

All right then, here's-a my list of characters.

Will Turner: Mario
Captain Jack Sparrow: Luigi
Captain Barbossa: Bowser
Elizabeth Swann: Princess Peach
Commodore Norrington: Booster
Governor Swann: Toadsworth
Pintel: Wario
Ragetti: Waluigi
Murtogg: Popple
Mullroy: Fawful
Mr. Cotton: Doopliss
Mr. Gibbs: Merlon
Anamaria: Daisy

Explanations: Norrington is Booster because in SMRPG, Booster is a crazy guy who tries to marry Toadstool, much to her discontent. Murtogg and Mullroy are the guards at the dock... This would result in Popple saying "Yeah, and no lies, see?" Mr. Cotton doesn't necessarily have a role, but his parrot does. Doopliss has a parrot, so it kind of just fell into place. Merlon can be Mr. Gibbs just because Mr. Gibbs is so superstitious, and Merlon's this psychic wizard man who helps Mario in the PM games. Anamaria will be played by Daisy because Daisy is the woman in the Mario series most likely to slap Luigi. XD
The butlers will be played by Piantas because two of them get killed.