it'd probably hack into my files and stuff.
Or stalk ,and eventually, kill you.
I seriously need some kind of machine to help me remember things better. I don't know exactly how it would work (record everything you heard today and, when given the command to, search for specific words in a phrase to help you remember what was said?), but I could seriously use it. I often forget people's names and forget what I was talking about in mid-sentence.