Super Mario Bros.: King Koopa's Soopa Plot!!!
Fan fiction by Caped

Chapter 1: A Koopa Meeting

One day in Bowser's Castle, Bowser called Mouser, Tryclyde, and Fryguy to a meeting.

Bowser: My loyal servants, we must finally kidnap Peach.

Mouser: Milord, we have tried and tried and tried and...

Bowser: SILENCE, YOU FOOL!!!!!! I have a plan.

Mouser: Forgive me, King Koopa.

Bowser: We will get rid of the Marios and Yoshi at the same time. Mouser, break into Mario's Clinic in Toad Town. There you will steal some mad-dino disease germs in this injection needle. Then inject it into Yoshi's dinner.

Mouser: Yes, milord.

Bowser: Fryguy, you, my servant, must forge Yoshi's handwriting. You will write...

"Dear Marios,
Please come IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Yoshi"

Fryguy: Yes, King Koopa.

Bowser: Tryclyde, make sure Peach is alone when my army comes to kidnap her.

Chapter 2: Break In

Fryguy: This is easy enough here I'll look at this letter Yoshi wrote...

"Dear Mario bros.,
Yoshi is having a PARTY.
Yoshi, wish for you to come.
Your Favorite dinosaur friend,
Yoshi
The End."

Fryguy: Ha, ha, ha. Okay now

"Dear Mario bros.
Please come IMEDATELY!!!!!!!
Your Favorite Dinosaur Friend,
Yoshi
The End "

Mouser: Darn. How on earth am I going to break into a clinic? WAIT!!! I could buy sheep and paint numbers on them.

Now Mouser is walking up to the clinic with a whole bunch of sheep with numbers on them. He opens the window and lets the sheep in.

Guard A: Hey, sheep!!! One, two, three, four ~ snore, snore, snore, snore ~

The sheep then make their way to Guard B.

Guard B: Hey, look at the cute little sheep. One, two, ~ snore, snore, snore ~

Finally, the sheep make their way to Guard C.

Guard C: Hey, no sheep allowed after hours. Excuse me, we are only open 'till 10:00 PM. Don't make me use my fire flower, Mr. um, One, Two, Three, Four, Five ~ snore, snore, snore ~

Mouser makes his way to the mad-dino disease and puts it in the injection needle.

Chapter 3: Mad Dinner

Mouser: Now, how to get to Dinosaur Land, cheaply? Hey, people floating to Dinosaur Land on boogie boards. Bye, I'll see you in 5 years.

Bowser: FIVE YEARS?!?! Is that the fastest, cheapest way to travel to Dinosaur Land?

Mouser: But first I must travel to Toad Town Docks.

Bowser: But that's 245 miles away. Fine take these 200,000 coins and take the DINO-CRUISE.

Mouser: Yay, I get to take a cruise.

Three weeks Later, Mouser is getting off the cruise with a flower necklace around his neck. He finds his way to Yoshi's Island but sees no Yoshi. He sees a note that says

"Yoshi is taking a before dinner walk.
Making dinner hard. Yoshi's Dinner is in the oven. Bye Bye."

Mouser walks up to Yoshi's oven and opens it. He pulls out Yoshi's dinner. It is lasagna. He injects mad-dino disease. He then realizes that he can't get home.

Mouser: I'll give him a call. ~ dial, dial, dial. Ring, Ring, Ring. ~

Bowser: King Koopa speaking.

Mouser: Milord, I can't get home. The cruise doesn't come back!

Bowser: What?!?! But I thought it took you back!

Mouser: No, no, no. You get two cruises. And when the other cruise comes back, you can ride back home.

Bowser: When does it come back?

Mouser: Eight months.

Bowser: See you in eight months. ~ Hangs up phone ~

Chapter 4: Yoshi's Letter!!!

At the post office, Mr. Mail is looking out the window when a Clown Copter comes with a Goomba in it.

Mr. Mail: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! W-w-w-e-'re- under a-t-tack.

Goomba: No, just a letter from the Dark World.

Mr. Mail: That's odd. The return address is in Dinosaur Land. Hmm. It's from Yoshi for the Mario bros. Very odd. Well, maybe I should send it in rush delivery. No request, so... well, they will get it in two weeks. Now back to work. Now I wonder what the news is. ~picks up newspaper~ Let's see... Danger in Dinosaur Land. Wait! I should deliver the letter now. Who's on duty? Take this letter away.

Mushroom Mailman: You mean trash it?

Mr. Mail: No, I mean take it to the Super Mario bros.

Mushroom Mailman runs out of the post office. He jumps in a pipe. He then comes up at the Mario bros.' house. He puts the letter in the mailbox and hops back in the pipe. Then, Mario and Luigi run out of the house and take out the letter.

Luigi: I'll read to you, okay?

Mario nods his head.

Luigi: It says
"Dear Mario bros.,
Please come here IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!
Your Favorite dinosaur,
Yoshi
The End "
Luigi: He finally learned to spell immediately!!! Let's go.

Chapter 5: Yoshi on a Rampage!!!!

Mario and Luigi jump in a pipe. They are now in front of Yoshi's House.
Yoshi's eyes are red and he begins charging at Mario.

Luigi: Yoshi, are you drunk?

Mario: OH MY GOODNESS! I THINK HE HAS MAD-DINO DISEASE. We must get the cure. He has only had it for a three hours, so it will be easy to save him.

Luigi: Is mad-dino disease curable?

Mario: Yes. At first it was fatal. Then if you gave them a medicine within 24 hours, they would live. Then 48 hours, now 136 days. Now we must keep him on this island. What ever we do, don't let him get off.

Meanwhile Mouser is going from hotel to hotel trying to find a cheap place to stay. He then calls the operator.

Operator: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.

Mouser: What, I never even said... ~ operator hangs up phone ~
This is almost as bad as my original job for King Koopa, baby sitting the Koopa Kids. EWWWWWWWWWWW. ~ Goes into a flashback ~
Wendy: I'm so cccccccccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttee. I'm Mouser's favorite.

Lemmy: You are not, I'm Mouser's favorite.

Ludwig: Hey, I made a machine that fires 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.99 Bob-ombs per second. Wanna see? ~ Flicks switch and the whole room is filled with smoke and fire. Mouser then snaps out of his flashback ~

Meanwhile, back at Yoshi's house, the Mario bros. have locked Yoshi in the closet.

Mario: Now, what are we going to do?!?!

Luigi: Well, you're the doctor, but I suggest you go get the medicine and I'll keep Yoshi in the closet.

Mario: Good Idea.

Chapter 6: A Kingdom in Chaos and a Missing Dinosaur.

Mario is walking down a dirt path. He climbs the ladder to Donut Plains.
He walks into a big building. On the building there is a sign that says "House of Warps." Mario walks up to a Dinosaur dressed in a suit and tie.

Mario: Where is a pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom?

Dinosaur: It's been closed.

Mario: I can fix it, I'm a plumber.

Dinosaur: It's not broken. The Mushroom Kingdom has been invaded, and some believe taken over by King Bowser Koopa. There is a Piranha Plant guarding the pipe.

Meanwhile at Yoshi's House Luigi is shocked by the sudden silence in the closet. He walks up and takes a peek in the closet. There is no Yoshi, but a hole in the wall the shape of Yoshi.

Luigi: OH NO!!! YOSHI'S ESCAPED!!!