You Know You Play Mario Games Too Much When...

1. You've developed a bad Italian accent.
2. Your wardrobe is strictly red shirts and blue overalls.
3. You have a dog named Bowser.
4. You eat mushrooms, saying that they "make-a me Super Mario!"
5. You quit your job and start a career in plumbing.
6. Once in a while, you pull out vegetables from your garden and throw them at little animals.
7. A picture of Wario is on your dartboard.
8. You wore a Hammer Brother suit for Halloween.
9. You think that pipes are the best mode of transportation.
10. Your cure for warts: Vegetables.
11. You actually find Luigi in Super Mario 64, and he tells you to get a life.
12. When you start jumping on your pet turtle. -Zephid6@aol.com
13. Instead of saying "Press Start", your Mario games say "Somebody please shoot me!". -mike16@ovis.net
14. You not only find Luigi in Super Mario 64, but also in Banjo-Kazooie! -Mario318@aol.com
15. You change from metallic mode to invisible mode to... -ACiruolo@aol.com
16. You make a plan to rule the world with genetically-altered turtles. -ACiruolo@aol.com
17. You compare and contrast the possiblities Bowser might be the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. -ACiruolo@aol.com
18. You find out there is no Luigi in Super Mario 64, but a hidden code to play a game called "Get A Friggin' Life" starring Wario, The Red Yoshi, the Blue Yoshi, Bowser's kids and all the other Mario characters you'd like to forget. -ACiruolo@aol.com
19. Your orders from that pizza place called "Mario's" are all extra mushroom. -ACiruolo@aol.com
20. The fat guy on the bus wearing a red shirt and blue overalls is what you think an insult to Mario. -ACiruolo@aol.com
21. You die and go to Coin Heaven.
22. You see a shooting star and go running after it screaming, "That-a Starman is gonna make-a me invincible!" -kellymon
23. You start feeling sorry for Luigi and wish he got a little more spotlight. -JMB82685
24. You you remember Geno's ACTUAL name. -VinTernet2000
25. You ask the plumber why he doesn't just go down himself to see what the problem is. -VinTernet2000
26. You call your travel agent and tell him to arrange a trip to Yoshi's Island. -ssjfighter_2000
27. When you watch TV or go to town, your eyes perk up when you see a sign that says "Mario's" or "Luigi's." -Andrea Huckstep
28. You sing songs or song parodies that are Mario related. -Andrea Huckstep
29. When you point your finger, a fireball comes out. -Vidgmchtr
30. Yoshies egg your house on Halloween. -ay491c
31. You actually purchased the Mario movie. -nathan
32. You feel your life is ruined because you incorrectly answer a Mario trivia question. -Orobueno
33. You go to the bank to exchange 100 singles for an extra life. -~Mat~
34. You check your watch whenever you go home, just to make sure you enter exactly at one, three, or six past the hour. -~Mat~
35. You spread rumors across the internet about the resurgence of Mario's "Edutainment" series. -~Mat~
36. All games without golden coins seem "unfulfilling". -~Mat~
37. Your electric bill is $8,000,000. -Submerger326
38. Princess Peach is your dream girl. (What? Stop staring at me like that!) -Dark PikaMew
39. You actually take the time to read something titled "You Know You Play Mario Games Too Much When..." on the internet. -Nick
40. You saw the movie Scream, but couldn't figure out why the Shy Guy wanted to kill everyone. -Screech
41. You call your brother Luigi, and your girlfriend Peach. - Many submissions
42. You have a pet lizard/iguana/dinosaur named Yoshi. - Many submissions
43. You try to ride your pet lizard/iguana/dinosaur. - Many submissions
44. Your attempt to use an ordinary item like a Mario item ends in disaster. - Many submissions