The Random Song Thread

[GiftedGirl]

The Streak by Ray Stevens

Reporter: Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Witness: Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique

Reporter: This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Witness: Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.

He ain't crude, look at that, look at that
He ain't lewd, look at that, look at that
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to turn the other cheek
Look at that, look at that
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique

Reporter: Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Witness: Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats, dribbling, right down the middle of the court. Didn't have on nothing but his PF's. Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team.

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
The fastest thing on two feet
Look at that, look at that
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Witness: Here he comes again. Who's that with him? Ethel? Is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doin'? You git yer clothes on!

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak
Look at that, look at that
He likes to show off his physique
Look at that, look at that
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
Witness: Ethel! Where you goin'? Ethel, you shameless hussy! Say it isn't so, Ethel!

Ethelllllll!!!

[ShadowBrain]

Best song yet.

[SushieBoy]

Best song yet.

NOT SO FAST


































































































WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
THINK ABOUT IT
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
TALK ABOUT IT
WORK IT OUT
WORK IT OUT
MAKE IT HAPPEN
LET'S WORK IT OUT
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REEEAAAAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REAL
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE IT REEEAAAAL

[ShadowBrain]

Curses! He's right!

[Shyguy92]

You thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever,
But you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun.

And the colors of the sea blind your eyes with trembling mermaids,
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave ulysses:
How his naked ears were tortured by the sirens sweetly singing,
For the sparkling waves are calling you to kiss their white laced lips.

And you see a girls brown body dancing through the turquoise,
And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea.
And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body,
Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind.

The tiny purple fishes run laughing through your fingers,
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter.

Her name is aphrodite and she rides a crimson shell,
And you know you cannot leave her for you touched the distant sands
With tales of brave ulysses; how his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing.

The tiny purple fishes run lauging through your fingers,
And you want to take her with you to the hard land of the winter.

[Toad]

R-E-C-Y-C-L-E RECYCLE!
C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E CONSERVE!

Don't you P-O-L-L-U-T-E
Pollute the rivers, sky, or sea
or else we're going to get
what we deserve!

[kirbyman]

Lazytown: You're a Pirate


Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate is free,
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)You are a pirate!
(crowd)Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to a hidden box,
That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!)
And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the box, (the box!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!

(changes to electronic euro-pop crap music)

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Weigh anchooor!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want '‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Arr yarr, ahoy and avast,
dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast!
Hang the black flag
At the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!

Hahaha! (Yay!)

We're sailing away (set sail!),
Adventure awaits on every shore!
We set sail and explore (ya-har!)
And run and jump all day (Yay!)
We float on our boat (the boat!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
If you love to sail the sea,
You are a pirate!

Laaaand ho!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Yar har, wind at your back, lads,
Wherever you go!

(singing)Blue sky above and blue ocean below,
You are a pirate!

(spoken)Hahahahaa!
You're a pirate!

[CrossEyed7]

I pile on the candy, it's such a pretty sight:
It makes the food taste dandy, but my tummy hurts all night.
I'll put in some ingredients, but keep the rest for me!
I'm not just disobedient, I'm careful, can't you see?

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book,
You know you can't be lazy.
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake!
Finally! It's time to make a cake!

Making food is just like science, with tools to blend and baste,
and every fun appliance gives the food a different taste.

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
If the way is hazy,
You gotta do the cooking by the book,
You know you can't be lazy.
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy.
If you do the cooking by the book,
Then you'll have a cake.
We gotta have it made,
You know that I love cake!
Finally! It's time to make a (you gotta do the cooking by the book) cake! (echo)

[kirbyman]

Quick and suave, no one knows who it was.
He's a shh...secret agent.
With phones on his feet, he's a spy you cant beat.
He's a shh...secret agent.

If you've got his back against the wall.
You'll discover he's not there at all.

Bam! Bam! Secret agent Zero!
Bam! Bam! He's everybody's hero!
X-ray vision, a man on a mission.
He's a Bam! Bam! Secret agent.

With gadgets galore, no one knows what's in store...
For the shh...secret agent.
Saving the world, and getting the girl.
He's a shh...secret agent.

Bam! Bam! Secret agent Zero!
Bam! Bam! He's everybody's hero!
X-ray vision, a man on a mission.
He's a Bam! Bam! Secret agent.

Secret agent maaaannnn...

[CrossEyed7]

Secret... ASIAN MAN! Secret... ASIAN MAN!

[ShadowBrain]

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning on us
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Just found out about this song, really.

[kirbyman]

Thirller:


It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the terrors on the screen,
I'll make you see

That it's a thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller,
Thriller here tonight

(Rap performed by Vincent Price)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnite hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

[CrossEyed7]

CrossEyed7 in concert!


I'm your basic average girl
And I'm here to save the world
You can't stop me 'cause I'm

Kim.

Poss.

Uh.

Bull.

*wham!*

There is nothing I can't do
So when danger calls, just know that I am on my way

(know that I am on my way)

Doesn't matter where or when there's trouble
If you just call my name:

Kim!
Possible!

Call me, beep me
If you wanna reach me
When you wanna page me,
It's okay
I just can't wait
Until I hear my cell phone ree-yaay-ying!
A line I can't remember,
Everything is gonna be all right
Whenever you need me, baby

Call me, beep me
If you wanna reach me.

*beep beep BEEP beep!*

*Tahj Mowry might say something here*

What's the sitch?

*beep beep BEEP beep!*

Oooh yeah yeah!


HE'S THE FAMOUS JETT JACKSON!

he's not what you think 'cuz he's all alone
he lives in a house and he has a phone
and thingie and everything, oh...

HE'S THE FAMOUS JETT JACKSON!

*repeat for a while*


Destiny's Child: When they called us to do the Proud Family theme song, I was all like, aaah!

Family.
A family.
Proud faaam-uuuh-llleeee!
They'll make you screeeam!
And make you want to siiing!
F-f-f-family!


*hums the Dinosaurs theme song*


Chew! Chuh-chuh-chuh-*piano!*

It's a rare condition
This day and age
To read any good news
On the newspaper page.
Lovin' tradition
And the grand desiiiign
Some people say
Is even harder to find
Well then there must be some magic clue
InSIIIIDE these gentle walls!
'Cuz all I see
Is a tower of dreams!
Real love burstin' outta
Every seam!
As days go by!
There's room for you!
Room for me!
For gentle hearts and opportunity!
As days go by!
It's the bigger love the family yeah!
*piano!*


Show me that smile again!
Don't waste another minute on your cryin'!
We're nowhere near the end,
The best is ready to begin:
Ooohhooohooowoooohoo!
As long as we got each other,
*electric guitar*
We got the world spinnin' right in our hands,
Baby, you and me,
We gotta be,
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin';
As long as we keep on givin'
*electric guitar*
We can take anything that comes our way,
Baby, rain or shine,
All the time!
We got each other,
Sharin' the laughter and love!

[Turtlekid1]

It started when an alien device did what it did
And stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid
Now he's got super powers, he's no ordinary kid
He's Ben 10.

So if you see him you might be in for a big surprise,
He'll turn into an alien before your very eyes
He's slimy, freaky, fast and strong, he's every shape and size
He's Ben 10

Armed with powers, he's on the case
Fighting off evil from Earth or space
He'll never stop till he makes them pay
'Cause he's the baddest kid to ever save the day
Ben 10

[ShadowBrain]

Harry Potter, Domo-kun, Ridge Racer, Sailor Moon
Stephen Colbert, Captain Picard, Attack of the Show
Technologic, curb stomp, New Orleans, falling Thwomp
Bell peppers, Brian Peppers, MySpace is emo

Captain Kirk, oh snap, Bill Cosby, it's a trap
Connery, O RLY?, Katamari Damacy
Cuppycake Gumdrops, spinnaz never gonna stop
Butterfinger, Lex Luthor, screw you Scientology

We didn't start this website
It was always twisted since the sites existed
We didn't start this website
No we didn't code it but we're gonna vote it

Had one weakness, Third Reich, Zelda, ***** stole my bike
Linsdsay Lohan, Sonic, Hassan, NEDM
JoshCube, camping n00b, Internet's a big tube
Hax, Max, horsedick, stapler, Tiny Tim
What is Love, Dew Army, safety isn't guaranteed
VinnyWeapons, Cloudsong, MasterSitsu, Donkey Kong
Conan, Cyberman, Asiacopter, G-Man
Dschinghis Khan, Pokémon, people raiding eBaum

We didn't start the website
Though we didn't start it made it look retarded
We didn't start the website
No we're not the smartest but we're still called artists

Willy Wonka, virgin nerd, didn't say the magic word
Best day ever, Michael Moore, holy crap a dinosaur
Spiderman, barrel roll, Batman stares into your soul
Had it with these F'in snakes, punch the keys for god's sakes

Darth Vader, Bill Nye, Razor Gator, Homer, Pi
LazyTown, Gay Fuel pride, Syncan's gonna break my stride
Eon8, Soylent Green, never-ending ball machine
Shoe on head, violin, stingray killed Steve Irwin

We didn't start the website
We may be inventive but we're not attentive
We didn't start the website
No we didn't make it but we're here to break it

PS3 versus Wii, 64 and DBZ
Russia, A-ha, World of Warcraft drama
very greedy seagull, Chunk is indestructible
Burger King, racial slur, pranking telemarketer
Chuck Norris, chocolate, Jesus and a fish biscuit
Kool-Aid, not afraid, Dr-L337 is getting laid

We didn't start the website
They may call us losers but there's lots of users
We didn't start the website
Much more than a blog
cause We're the men now dog, now dog, now dog...