Post by: Dr. Mario on February 27, 2003, 02:12:32 PM
Play as Koopa Troopa
Beat the entire game (all 120 stars) with the contoler upside down without saving in under 45 minutes. Then shut the game off DON'T SAVE. Bash your N64 to presicely 64 pieces. Eat 17 of those pices. Crap them out and use them as adhesive to remake your N64. Insert SM64. when Mario's head comes up he'll say, "What's that smell" and run away. Koopa Troopa will take his place, and if he doesn't no one will come and the game will never work properly again
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/27/2003 2:54:47 PM
Post by: CharginChuck on February 27, 2003, 03:56:21 PM
Insert SM64 into the N64: Play until you get 120 stars, go into Bomb-omb Field, and press the following: Up, Down, Left, Diagonal Top Right, A,B,A,A,A,A,X, Twirl the Control Stick Clockwise 5 times, then CounterClockwise 10 times. Now, quit playing, and go outside (this will only work outside) and throw the cartidge exactly 50 ft. from where you are standing (if you don't start all over). Now, cram the cartidge into your Gameboy, pull it out, and put it in the N64. Go into the Bomb-omb Field again, and press A 100 times. Then a half star will pop out!
Post by: Screech on February 27, 2003, 04:19:23 PM
Beat the game with all 120 stars, with luigi. I won't go into detail, because it's obvous. but afterwards you have to go to the secret world, sleazy sleazy trailer park, and challenge jerry springer to a race. when you beat him, he will reveal himself to be bowser. in this battle, you must not be injured or the cheat won't work. defeating him causes the statue in the courtyard to become written in english. when you read the statue, it will give you instructions to go beat bowser in the sky again. when you do, you will be taken to a secret ending wich is exactly like the other one except luigi is in the background in one frame of animation.
Enjoy it! You earned it!
The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 28, 2003, 12:22:06 AM
Play Basketball with your SM64 cartridge. Score exactly 20 points in any combination, except the last basket must be worth 3 points.
The next steps are only possible in the prototype Slovakian version, of which there are two known copies.
Next, go to Cold Dry Lava Lake, and drink a bottle of Apple Juice, which can be obtained from the Cowardly Goomba in Lush Green Barren Wasteland.
Go to the statue in the courtyard. stand on the top point of the star, and while pressing Z, rotate the control stick and yell any song you can think of. Mario will cover his ears and ask "What's-a that awful noise?" He will then run away. Reset the game, and go back, Jack, and do it again. Wheel turnin' round and round you go back, Jack, and do it again. After that, Mario will come back onscreen. Pause the game, hold Z and L, and a keyboard will come up. Type "I fear the monkey in your soul." Mario will run to Guadalajara and call Donald [bundle of sticks]en on the phone. Mario will arrange to pay [bundle of sticks]en if he will take his place in the game. Congratulations, you can now play as the lead singer and keyboardist of Steely Dan!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/27/2003 10:23:09 PM
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 28, 2003, 02:05:48 PM
Play in File D (this cheat will not work in any other file) get 100 coins in all the levels in order before doing anything else. Then beat Bowser on the internet 16 times in a row without taking any damage, if you do to bad start again. Now you must go to the rainy desert and spank the monkey exactly 45 times after this Mario will say, "Ineed to wash my hands." Then take Mario to the Princess's Royal camode go to the sink and wash your hands. Now you must beat Bowser in the Playboy mansion in under 6 minutes. Once you exit go out of the door that was under the moat walk to the front door and Wario will be stnding there. Beat him in a game of blackjack and he'll shoot Mario. He will then say, "Oops I guess that I'd better take over for Mario." Now you can play as Wario!
Note: At the end of the game insted of the normal ending, you know "I baked a cake for you", the police will come to arrest you.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
Post by: The Big Boo on February 28, 2003, 03:46:08 PM
Turn on your N64 with no controller. Then, put in the prototype invisible controller that was a promotional gift from McDonald's with the purchase of 500 Big Macs. Select the first file, and then, as you walk toward the castle, yank your invisible controller out of it's socket, then throw it against a wall. It will then scream in pain, and tell you to kill it. Throw it against a wall again, then put in a regular controller into the N64. Go to "Dry, Dry, Bucket of Water", then walk out of the bucket. You will now be in a secret room where there is a Goomba on a motorcycle. He will tell you to go back to the room or he will show you his Nintendo. Jump on him, and a wall will suddenly appear with a picture that kinda resembles DK Jr. on it
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 28, 2003, 09:35:19 PM
I fear the monkey in your soul.
Post by: CharginChuck on March 01, 2003, 11:14:13 AM
This cheat lets you smell your environment (the stench of Goombas, etc.)
First, turn on your N64 with SM64 in it. Select a file and begin playing. Sit on your N64, and jump on it 25.6 times. Now, chuck it out a window 2 stories high. Recover your N64 at exactly 12:00 Midnight. Begin playing, select the same file, fart on your N64, and then press all buttons simeltanouely will twirling the Control Stick CounterClockwise. Do this for 3 hours without stopping. Now, repeat all of this. Then, put your N64 in the toilet, get it back out, play again, and press A 1000 times in 10 minutes. Now you can smell your environment (works only with SM64).
Post by: Dr. Mario on March 01, 2003, 01:49:37 PM
Go out and buy a brand new copy of SM64 (only works with a new one). When Mario's head pops up press ABRLZZZLLAAAAAABBBBBABABABABABRLRBARBALRBALRBALRLBRLABRALBRLARBALBR LFJLSFJGLJFWUWTOURWJLJLJPQIRPWIWEEJLABKDSFALKSDFGLLQLJLZAZABALLLDLJ LJGLJGALJGLSFJGL[bundle of sticks]FHGKHFKGJHFDAKGHFGKASGJPRUTPQJLAZZZZZZAAABBBBA then START. By then Mario will have fallen asleep. Pressing START will transport you to Sub-con (you will be able to choose your character [Peach Mario Luigi Toad])
If you shut off the system the game will not register that you did the code so you'll have to do it again.
While in Sub-Con if you die as Peach she won't be at the end of the game. Insted it will be Luigi in drag.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
I fear the monkey in your soul.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/4/2003 8:04:10 PM
Post by: Mario Master on March 01, 2003, 08:26:35 PM
Open the front door of the castle, run over and squat on Toad's Head. Hold it for for EXACTLY 3.33423414 secs. If you're off, your N64 will explode and scar you for life.
Run over to the sun thing and press C-Up,
C-Down, Z, and a telephone will appear. Dial in, 543-IMRICH and Wario will answer the phone. Then exit the dialing screen and run out and climb a tree. Then unplug your N64, take it to the North Pole, and throw it 5 times straight up. On the fifth time, lightning will strike your N64, frying your games circuits. Bury $50 dollars where you are standing, and go buy a 2 liter bottle of Diet Vanilla Coke at a gas station. Overpay the cashier by 37.5 cents. He will give you a scratch ticket. Scratch it with a 1989 penny and eat the dust that comes off. If you get three Mario's in a row, cram the scratch ticket up your butt. Walk three miles, take the ticket out of your butt and drink the bottle of coke in one gulp. Burp on your N64 and it will turn on. Plug it into a TV, and mash it with a 5 pound sledge hammer. Take the scratch ticket you put in your butt and use the poop on it as paint to color your N64 pieces. Then put it back together. Smash and put your N64 back together 20 times. Then you'll be able to play a wierd trumpet. play notes A#, B#, and
V#. You will then turn into Michael Jackson, Go to the top of Peach's castle, Shout "Alaska!", spin around 4 3/4, and jump off the edge backwards. When you hit the ground, reset and select file 4. By this time you will have completely forgotten what you were supposed to be doing. Sniff your N64. After you pass out from the fumes of your old poop, you will have a dream where Mario dies for no reason whatsoever. When you wake up, you will have no recollection of what you just did, but Peach's Castle will be upside-down... as long as you did everything right.
If Mario is always running around saving Peach, why is he so fat?
Post by: CharginChuck on March 02, 2003, 10:02:26 AM
This only works with SM64. First, begin the game. Press A for 100 times, then B 100 times, and so one with every button. Stick in SM64 with peanut butter and apple juice on the bottom, and begin playing, and press Z Three and a half times (the half being to not press it all the way, just half way). Now, go to Cool, Cool, Mountain, and sneeze on your N64. Then cough on your TV, will smacking your head with your hand, and jumping up and down, while using your other hand on the controller. Press Z, then A, and AUTOMATIC SELF-DESTRUCT IGNIGATED: IN 5 SECONDS will appear on screen. The Countdown will begin. It's recommended that you leave the room, but if you wanna see it, it's OK.
Remember, this cheat works only 1 time.
Post by: Mario Maniac on March 04, 2003, 12:12:41 PM
Play as King Bob-Omb:
Turn on your Nintendo 64 with a copy of Super Mario 64 in it. When the title screen appears and Mario says "It's-a me, Mario!" hold down buttons A, B, Z, and then press the Start button. The screen will turn blank. You must then press the L and R buttons simultainously while pressing all of the 4 directional arrows on the Directional Pad. A blue tint will fade in, and the following text: "Activating illegal PlayStation emulator..." will appear in bright red.
Take an Xbox and attach it to a computer using a mod chip. Go to www.freegames.com and click on the 'PlayStation Emulators' icon. Download PSXreborn.emu onto the Xbox's hard drive. Next, buy a attachment cable and hook up your Xbox to the Nintendo 64 via the controller sockets. Turn on your Nintendo 64 with a copy of Super Mario 64 in it. Press the START button and select a New File B. When you get to the castle and talk to the Lakitu cameramen, walk up to the door and open it to enter the castle. Go to the Bob-Omb painting room and jump into the painting to start Bob-Omb's Battlefield. While in the level, turn on the Xbox with a copy of an Xbox demo disk. Play all of the CRAPTASTIC games that the Xbox has to offer and then depress the two shoulder triggers on the Controller-S. The PlayStation emulator will be activated.
Take the demo disk out of the Xbox and put in a copy of Gran Turismo (a car racing game). Play through the night and mountain tracks while trying to gain a record of 2:31 on each lap. The screen will then switch to a pirated image of Mario holding a Bob-Omb. The text that is displayed reads: "When you press the correct buttons, I will be available to play..." Press A button, X button, B button, Y button, L trigger, and R trigger in that order. You can then play as the Bob-Omb King in Super Mario 64!
When you want to select the Bob-Omb King, simply press the A button while tilting the Control Stick up. The screen will display: "Download Bob-Omb King?" Select YES and the data from your Xbox will download to your Nintendo 64!
Then, go to a local Wal-Mart and take every Xbox you find off the store shelves and bash them to pieces! When the store clerk tries to call security, tell him that the Xbox is the worst console ever created and Microsoft is an evil monopoly that just wants money to further fuel their diabolical schemes... If that doesn't work, then try to break out of the jail-cell you will get thrown into...
Edited by - Mario Maniac on 3/4/2003 10:22:26 AM
Post by: CharginChuck on March 04, 2003, 06:09:57 PM
Were you laughing at mine? If you were, thanks!
This are just cool... bring on some more!
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on March 04, 2003, 09:47:05 PM
Take a N64 controller, a SegaMasterSystem controller, and a GameCube controller and cut the plugs off them. tape the N64 plug to the end of the SegaMasterSystem controller and insert it into socket 1. And wondering why you cut the plug off of the GameCube controller for no reason, throw the controller and the severed plug into the garbage and beg your parents for a new one. Power on your N64. To your surprise you will notice the flashing "NO CONTROLLER" message at the bottom of the screen under Mario's ugly 3-D rendered head. Fill a syringe with morphine and shoot it into the side of your N64. Mario will become stoned out of his face and the "NO CONTROLLER" message will spontaneously catch fire burning mario to a crisp. Goom-Pa will take over begging you to push start. At the file select screen, make sure all the files are empty. Play eeny-meeny-miney-moe to select which file youre going to use. Before entering the empty file, leave your house, go to City Hall, and change your name to Agnes. Then take a second class plane trip to Hollywood and sit in one of the third last rows. DO NOT SIT IN A WINDOW SEAT!!!!! The cheat won't work. When you get there, hot wire a Lexus and drive it into a purple and yellow wall. Drive around till you find the wall, you're sure to find one sooner or later, most likely later. After that kill the president, and the CEO of Creative Labs. GO home in less than 30 seconds and start the game. sit there mindlessly in front of your N64, sh*t yourself, and the screen will unexplainably change to luke perry sitting in his english class. You must wait for his english class to end on account of his physics class being next. When he gets to his physics class, throw a paper plane at the screen and you will get sucked into the screen and you will get a chalkboard washing detention for throwing things in class. Wash the chalkboards and clap the erasers till theres not a single spec of chalk dust sitting on those brushes. When the janitor's not looking, take a stapler and put it against the physics teacher head and demand that he take marios spot in SM64. He will then tell you to go f*ck yourself in the ear. thats when you take action. Find the closest thing to you that even closely resembles anything like a gun, put it to his head and drag him through the TV screen into your room. Then jam a wireless N64 controller adapter up his ass and jam the teacher into one of the little ventilation holes in your N64 unit. You till then be able to play the game as luke perrys ninth grade physics teacher! Remember to play with his face at the beginning. he will get extremely mad and throw millions of dollars at you bribing you to stop!
Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 3/4/2003 8:02:37 PM
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on March 08, 2003, 01:17:34 AM
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Post by: CharginChuck on March 09, 2003, 06:52:19 PM
Do all the above codes, in reverse order, then press A to play all N64 games!
Post by: CharginChuck on March 09, 2003, 06:53:30 PM
Do all the above codes, in reverse order, then press A to play all N64 games! (It is really hard after your N64 explodes, but, you can do it)
Post by: CharginChuck on March 09, 2003, 06:54:30 PM
Edited by - CharginChuck on 3/11/2003 6:45:23 PM
Post by: Dr. Mario on March 12, 2003, 05:31:38 PM
First you must die while playing SM64. Then float into the vent. Mario will come out and say, "Look, the guy who owns this N64 is crazy! Take my place while I go get some pizza" If you say yes you'll become Mario while he's gone. He'll never come back, so you'll have to wait for someone else to do this.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 12, 2003, 11:15:01 PM
*sniff* THAT WAS GREAT!
I fear the monkey in your soul.
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 01, 2003, 07:37:43 PM
Play as Luigi (Not Mario's brother, my cat)
First get a cat.
Second name him Luigi.
Third shove him into your SM64.
Congrat's you can now play SM64 as my cat.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Post by: Mario Maniac on May 05, 2003, 08:07:31 AM
While fighting Bowser in the Lava Sea for the first time, run around in circles around him; Bowser will become dizzy and fall to the ground, causing the tilting platform that rests above the lava to fall. Bowser will grab onto the edge of one of the pillars that surrounds the arena, and Mario will fall to his death. Press the A button right when Mario begins to scream "Hot! Hot! Hot!" as he touches the lava. A Metal Cap will then appear and turn Mario invincible for about a minute, but he will still keep burning as bounces around the lava. Wait for Mario to say "Hot! Hot! Hot!" for about 5 times, then press the 4 C buttons at the same time. The game camera will revolve and rotate crazily, then Luigi will appear, but he will immediately fall into the lava since there is nothing for him to stand on. The two Mario Bros. will both be bouncing around the lava, screaming "Hot! Hot! Hot!" Press the START button immediately when Luigi hits the ground and Mario is up in the air. The graphics will become extremely pixilated and look like a PlayStation 1 game. The game will freeze up and you will have to unplug the controller and re-plug it into Controller Socket 2. Unpause the game and the screen will go blank, but there will still be music and sound. Bowser will roar, and the screen will then return to normal, only Mario and Luigi will be in a darkened sky filled with angles. "Mama-mia, I must-a died!" Mario will shout as the angels take him up into the heavens. With Mario and Luigi gone, Bowser will be able to freely take control of the Mushroom Kingdom!
Congratulations, you can now play as Bowser and take over the Mushroom Kingdom!
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People who like video games should also like Nintendo. People who don''t like Nintendo obviously don''t like video games.
Post by: CashCrazed on May 07, 2003, 09:19:49 PM
SM64: Beer Cap
First, get 120 Stars and 100 lives from Yoshi. Then, repeatedly drown Mario in the castle moat until all of them are gone. Then, on the Game Over screen, Mario will say "Stop-a torturing me! I'm-a getting out of-a here!". Your SM64 cartridge will sprout jets and fly away. Catch it before it gets out of your house and flies to NOA to tell them of your cruelty, resulting in a 5-year prison term. Then put it back in and restart it. At the face screen, Mario will say "That's-a it! I'm-a gonna kill a-myself!". A tiny chainsaw will come out of the N64 expansion pak slot and saw your SM64 cartridge in half! Tape it back together and restart it. Now Mario will say "Oh-a, forget about it. I-a found another way to solve-a my problems!" Now enter the game and find a Wing Cap box. Instead of a Wing Cap, it will have the Beer Cap. It looks like one of those soda drink hats, but with beer kegs on each side instead of soda cans. Hit L to drink from it. He will get all drunk, start wobbling around, and say nonsensical things and cuss a lot. Then hit L again to make him unzip his pants and start p.issing everywhere like in Conker's Bad Fur Day!
Edited by - CashCrazed on 5/7/2003 8:20:39 PM
Post by: Dr. Mario on June 26, 2003, 08:19:47 PM
Start a new game on File D. Now loose all of your lives before you enter the castle. When Mario's head comes up at the Game Over/Startup screen push his hat all the way up and his mouth all the way down. Now press start. Select File D again. Now as soon as you enter the castle run run as fast as you can. You should end up on the celing. Now drop down. Mario should shout, "I hate you!" and the run off the screen. Your N64 will then turn into a vaccuum and suck you inside. Congratulations you now have accees to all of Nintendo's riches. The trouble is... You're stuck inside your N64!
Post by: Quijo on June 27, 2003, 02:57:55 PM
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Edited by - Yoshi6 on 6/27/2003 2:03:22 PM
Post by: Quijo on June 27, 2003, 02:58:01 PM
First, eat a sandwich and stuff the ham in the cartridge slot. Next, Pull one side of the SM64 cartridge up and turn on the game. If you hear "Oiram, em-a-s'it!" instead if It's-a-me, Mario!", continue. If not, try again.
Then, erase all your data and select file C. Due to glitches, you can now name your character. Call him "OsMarTisAhGanGi" backwards. Wait a few seconds and Peach says: "Come to my castle to eat some cheese! It's Boursin! What? You don't like Boursin? Die!" Select "Yes, I like Boursin."
Peach will approach you and give you a big smooch, automatically completing the game. Go to Bom-omb Battlefield and dive directly on top of one of the wooden poles. Mario will say: "Oi, player! Ha, got you that time, eh? This is a *Mario* game. Shall I say that again? No."
(EDIT: I apologize, Sapphira. I've been consuming jelly, crisps, fizzy sweets and orangeade all day.)
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Edited by - Yoshi6 on 6/27/2003 2:10:38 PM
Post by: Quijo on June 27, 2003, 02:58:02 PM
All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Edited by - Yoshi6 on 6/27/2003 2:07:27 PM
Post by: Sapphira on June 27, 2003, 03:02:34 PM
Edit: lol. Thanks. :)
Edited by - Sapphira on 6/29/2003 3:29:14 PM
Post by: Markio on June 29, 2003, 02:06:06 PM
1. Once you get 120 stars, go onto the roof of the castle.
2. Punch Yoshi in the face until he says,"Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!"
3. Beat the second bowser. Mario will turn into a key instead of Bowser, and you can play as Bowser!
Post by: drmario64 on June 30, 2003, 01:40:14 PM
First,go to Bowser.Any Bowser.Press B 1,000,000 times in lees then 1 minute,While it's 1:00,while eating lunch, and pressing that with pressing all the C-buttons.Mario will do a huge fart! Bowser will say"Mario,what do you eat,rotten eggs? and he'll faint!Do that to Toad and he'll say"Mario,watch your manners,open a window!Ahhhhhhh!"and he'll run into the waterfall outside and die.Do that to Peach and she'll break up with you and cuss.Then die.You'll be lonely though.
These pills will help you lose your mario memory or it can make you lose all your memory exept mario.
Post by: Dr. Mario on July 01, 2003, 05:03:51 PM
This is a code to play as Mario with no moustache!
First buy a brand new X-Box and smash it into 1,000,000,000 pieces. Now turn on your N64. Shove a whole turkey into the game slot. Now put SM64 in. A error message should come up asking why you put turkey in the game slot/. Respond by pressing BB C-up AAABBZZRRL. Your nose should now dissapear. Now the game should start. When you get to the file select screen select file A. Now run around in circles until Mario gets dizzy and falls down. When he gets up you will no longer be able to control him. Instead you will take control of Peach. After 3 hours of doing nothing Mario will rescue you. You then must say, "Ewww! I'm not gonna kiss a greasy plumber with a greasy moustache." Mario will become very angry and go shave. When he comes back press ZZRLBBA. You will now have control of a moustache-less Mario!
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 7/1/2003 4:04:33 PM
Post by: Jman on December 22, 2003, 11:09:35 PM
Post by: Popple on December 22, 2003, 11:43:47 PM
Finish the game and go find yoshi on the roof, after he gives you all those lives and stuff, press a and b seimultaneously for exactly 24 hours withought pausing. If you do not press them twice a second this cheat will not work. After this you will be able to ride yoshi. Beat the game while riding on yoshi and at the ending screen luigi will pop out of the cake as a male stripper. He will strip naked and yoshi will look at him, vomit all of his internal orogans and bones, and die. Luigi will ask if you want an apology, select yes and press all buttons on the controler for three seconds. Luigi will now replace yoshi letting you ride him, but will never put his clothes back on.
Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 23, 2003, 02:07:54 AM
First, you have to apply these couple of conditions:
-Get all 120 Stars
-Get every single coin that exists in Bob-omb Battlefield, Whomp's Fortress, Jolly Roger Bay, and Cool, Cool Mountain.
Second, beat the third Bowser without losing your health ever. Losing health and restoring your health meter does not count. If you start fighting with Bowser with some health lost, don't worry about it as long as you don't lose any more health during battle.
You should fight with Bowser only once per chance. If you lose for some reason, hit the reset button.
Third, after Mario gets the Star from Bowser and before he flys away, quickly press the following buttons while pressing and holding the Z button: Right, B, A, B, Up, Down.
Warning: Use the D-pad for the move buttons, not the analog stick!
That's it, if you've done everything correctly, just simply leave the controller alone and watch the alternative ending.
Spoiler, do not read if you want to see the ending by yourself: The first part of the scene is like the usual ending, Mario reaches castle, Peach gets restored, Peach thanks Mario, and Peach kisses Mario.
Here comes the good part, Mario does not go 'Here we-a go!', instead the camera moves like crazy while it shows Mario doing many back-flips in the garden and going 'Yahoo!' or 'Yepiee!'. He then twists and turn, and does some more crazy acrobatic movements, in which finally slides on his knees towards Peach and cries with his eyes closed, 'Do-a it again!'
The camera zooms on Peach's face and it shows and her eyebrows actually bending to an angry impression. Her face gets closer to Mario's and says, 'No more cake for you, Mario!'
The camera instantly angles at the sun right under the drawbridge. You then hear a slap, and see Mario flying and falling down into the moat, you hear a splash, and then Mario cries, 'Mama mia!'
The credits come in normally.
In the scene after the credits, Peach is waving her finger at Mario, Mario is looking down at the ground while he's rubbing the back of his head, and the Toads are in front waving goodbye. The Lakitu leaves shaking his head.
In the very last scene, the Cake Art is still there despite what Peach said, however, listen carefully after Mario says thank you for playing his game, he says, '...But-a please play it again so I-a can-a get it again.' You then hear a slap, and Mario going, 'Ooowh!'
That's all there is, I hope you enjoy this cheat...!
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 1/19/2004 6:32:28 AM
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 23, 2003, 11:20:09 AM
Buy Christmas lights, ornamints and a Santa tree topper in July. Decorate N64 console like Christmas tree. Then put something you got from your Grandma for Christmas last year on console. Sit on bed in psycic power posishin and say "I use the powers within me to make my N64 play 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer'!" Do not play N64 until December 25. Your N64 is garenteed to play the song I said it would! Have fun!
Why does everybody torture me? Soon I will rule the world! And then you'll be sorry!!
Edited by - GiftedGirl on 12/23/2003 9:22:46 AM
Post by: Trainman on December 23, 2003, 12:06:04 PM
Hahahahaha.
~Get Mario to give you his jumping ability~
-Take N64 to nearest railroad track
-Put N64 on one track and the game cartridge on the opposite side
-Wait for Amtrak to come and activate the strobe lights; be sure they alternate just 5 times before it runs over your N64!
-Send N64 and $1000 to the repair master MegaByte and let him fix it ($1000 shipping, there and back)
-Jam WaveBird into controller slot and play file B. (Be sure that TV is on a desk and you are under the desk while playing)
-Go to the doctor; slap him with trout until he says, "The skin was moist and dry."
-After he says that keeps slapping him until the doctor creates a glitch poison and injects it into Mario
-Mario will be screaming nonsense about Italian food and will say that he must give his powers away including his jumping/SSBM fighting skill.
YOU WILL NOW HAVE HIS POWERS. GO SHOE OFF AND BEAT PEOPLE UP. ENJOY!!!!!
Trainman- Train Horn Man <--- I''m with stupid.
Post by: Jman on December 26, 2003, 12:36:14 PM
Buy a used N64 and wait 3 days before playing it. Then, turn on SM64. Mario will greet you. Play with his face for 3.5 days straight without stopping. Then, take your N64 and chuck it into a tree. Leave it there through the 4 seasons, Spring, Summer, and the other two.
You must leave it there every day of all 4 seasons, or your n64 will never work again.
Retrieve your N64 after the required time. Shove a slice of lunch meat in your CD player. Pull it out after 3 years. Then, tape it to SM64.
Insert SM64 into N64 and turn it on, while at the exact same time, pressing play on any Paul McCartney album. Paul will show up at your house and tell Mario to move it! Mario leaves, and Sir Paul jumps into your game. When Paul looks at you, eat the 3 year old slice of lunch meat. Congrats! You can now play as Paul McCartney!
And now you know, the rest of the story.
Post by: Popple on December 26, 2003, 09:17:33 PM
Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Post by: tom ato on January 09, 2004, 08:28:33 PM
go to the store and steel every xbox and ps2 (they are not worth paying anything for) the turn on your n64 with sm64 in it when mario's head comes up on the screen start smashing the ps2's and xbox's mario will say "yippie nintendo is still the best" then you will hear a scream press a and every time you take a step you will hear a moan of pleasure go to princess toadstool's bedroom and you will see 2 people having a naughty behind the curtain walk through the curtain and mario will say "shame on you luigi and peach i thought you were my girlfriend" then mario will join in press a 500 times in 20 seconds and the screen will say 3 months later and peach will be a litthe fatter then mario will say "wo peach you-a look pregnant" peach will reply "yeah i am" then the screen will go peach is now due in 3 months now the screen chages from day to night at the same rate it dose in ledgend of zelda occarnia of time and every morning peach will get up go to the bathroom and throw up eventually the screen will say peach is now due.and mario will have to drive her to the hospital after she has the baby the screen says ten years later and you will b able to control the baby she only has one attack, the wall kick and long jump her attack can kill bowser easly just press b and she will remove her top and the enimies looking will explode but with bowser he holds out his hands and charges at you if your quick enough moove out the way and he will charge into a bomb but if he catches you he will rape you untill you die oh and this cheat only works in the r rated virsion
has anyone met my pal roshi hes a gray yoshi just stay on his good side or he''ll spit rocks at you untill you die
Post by: Popple on January 09, 2004, 10:00:38 PM
Bigger nose:
Win with all 120 stars, erase the file you won with, and start over. When you get to the 119th star of the new file, drink cleaning solutions such as windex or antibacterial soap from under the sink, repeat untill chronic, permanent brain damage is suffered, try NOT to kill yourself while doing so.By the time they have put padding on all of the sharp corners and duck taped a helmet to your head, mario will be asleep on the screen. Shove the player two controller 12 inches up your rectum with a sharp stick, then lick a cactus. Go outside with your toung sticking out and sit on some newspaper untill a rich person feels sorry for you and gives you thirty dollars. Sell your old tv and use the money plus your thirty dollars to buy a slightly bigger tv set. Everything will be slightly bigger on the bigger screen, including Mario's nose.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
Post by: Jman on January 10, 2004, 09:59:32 AM
Take your n64 and ram a Sega Genesis Sonic the hedgehog 2 game in the slot. There will be a self destruct warning, but this is normal. Your n64 will actually show Sonic on the screen. Next, take all the eggs shells in the world (representing Robotnik) and cram them down saddam Hussein's throat. Saddam will become Robotnik in real life. And at the start of your game, there will be choices like on Pokemon, naming your character and villain. Call your hero Gohedgeh eht cinos, and your villain namgge. Now, you can play as Sonic.
And now you know, the rest of the story.
Post by: Jman on January 16, 2004, 01:23:21 PM
press the hidden 'E" button 10,000,000,000 times in one minute. Then, write a story about Mario turning evil. The story must span approximately 39.2 chapters. Next, cram the story into your n64 slot. If a big picture of Mario wearing a Bowser suit covers up your screen, sit and wait. You cannot go to the bathroom during these 6 hours, or you must start all over again with a brand new n64, trashing your old one. You also must write a new story, having none of the same plot involved.
If you are able to sit still for 6 hours, Mario will turn evil, and you play as Bowser trying to stop him.
However, if you can't, Mario will come out of the screen and shoot your n64, ruining SM64 in the process. Then, you two will get into a scrum. If you kill Mario, all Mario games will disappear forever.
If Mario kills you, you're dead, and can never play the Mario games again. So you're pretty much screwed either way.
And now you know, the rest of the story.
Post by: Dr. Mario on January 18, 2004, 06:15:12 PM
First start up SM64. When Mario's head comes up play with his nose for exactly 72 hours straight. Now press start and start a new game. When you first gain control of Maroi he'll notice that his nose is bent out of shape. He will than flip you the bird. Thus corrupting his image. Shiggy will then run onto the screen and kill Mario. Waluigi will then jump out of a bush. You can now play as Waluigi.
Post by: Jman on January 18, 2004, 06:30:31 PM
First, find one of the first cartriges of SM64 ever made. If you can't, take your CD or MP3 portable player and somehow jam it into the slot. Then, stick SM64 in your stereo, and attach your stereo to your n64. Then, all of the music on your selected disk will record onto SM64. Unfortunately, this is not saved, but that means you can put different music on SM64 every time you can play it. WARNING: Only works 68 times. On the 69th time, your n64 will explode, destroying your stereo, and your CD player.
I''m a rube, you''re a rube, we''re all rubes on this twisted Earth.
Post by: Luigison on January 18, 2004, 06:31:10 PM
Post by: Forest Guy on January 18, 2004, 07:16:34 PM
Play through the game up until the final room where Tick Tock Clock is. When you reach the special course "Mario Wings to the Sky" (The one where you collect Red Coins with the wing cap on those clouds), do not enter it until you have collected the other 119 stars. Enter the course and complete the mission in less than 30 seconds. If done fast enough, when you return from the course, head to the roof and talk to Yoshi. Yoshi will allow you to ride him instead of giving you 100 lives. Afterwards, you will hear Bowser's Laugh and a message will pop up saying "So you've collected all the stars? Very good, Mario, but I've a surprise for you. Meet me in the final room of the castle." Head back to the large room with Tick Tock Clock while riding Yoshi, and now a large black light will be shining down from the ceiling in the center of the large room and you must enter it. Enter this light and you will appear at Bowser's Castle. Get through his castle and make your way to the top. Bowser will be there, and will eat a Super Mushroom, causing him to grow extremely large. Now, you will be looking out towards him in the distance. This fight is very similar to the final battle in Yoshi's Island as you will be shooting eggs at Bowser in the distance. After defeating him, he will disappear and the Millenium Star will appear. Grab it, and you will view a new ending in which Mario and Yoshi reappear outside in front of the castle. Peach will return from the window as usual, and will now say "Mario! You've recovered all the stars! Even the legendary Millenium Star! I think you should take a nice long vacation..." You will enter the castle and now Toad will walk out and hand a letter to one of the Lakitu Bros. who goes to Luigi and gives it to him, and the credits roll. After this, you will return to the main menu, and there will be an extra file with a green L on it. THis is now the Luigi version of the game. Luigi comes out of the warp pipe like Mario does in the beginning, and rushes into the castle, however, Toad runs up to you and says "Luigi! Mario, Toadsworth and Peach went on a vacation to a tropical island and now Bowser has taken over the castle and hid many of the stars again! Go recover them!" You will now be able to play the entire game as Luigi, however, there are no stars awarded for 100 Coin Bonuses, and there are no red coin objectives anymore.
Woo, that was took quite some time to write.
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I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
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Post by: Jman on February 05, 2004, 04:13:37 PM
Get a new copy of SM64 and a new copy of a WCW game. glue the games together, and Flair will jump into SM64, and Mario will jump into that WCW game.
What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 06, 2004, 01:09:02 PM
First eat a rancid slice of pizza. Then wait until you have to crud. Then do so. Now scrape the crap out of the toilet and shove it in your SM64. Turn on the game. As soon as you turn on the game and "Its-a me Mario" plays it will show Mario crap his pants and chunk the terd at the screen. It will scrape off and the game will play like normal exept you play as a terd! And you can play with it's "face"! It's cool cause it makes a fart sound when you strech it.
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Billy and Mandy quote of the week!
"Billy''s Dad: Son, It''s kinda hard to read the paper through your butt..."
Post by: Jman on February 10, 2004, 04:56:19 PM
Buy a used version of SM64. This only works with the Siberian Icecaps version, which there is only one of. Stick the game in the snow for two days. Snow must fall on that night, exactly 124 inches, or this code won't work. Take a whiz in the snow to uncover your game, but don't go on the game, or you'll wreck it. Stick your game in the microwave to defrost it. Your microwave will explode, but that's the price you have to pay.
Next, since your game will be in a million pieces, put it back together, chisel a coating of ice for it, and put it in the freezer. Go to bed and sleep for 23.1 hours. Get up, find the game, buy a new microwave, (do these in precise order) stick your newly ice coated game in the N64 slot.
Turn on the game, and a movie will start where Toad says "Oh no! There's been a blizzard! Some idiot put this game in a freezer!" The Mushroom Kingdom will be a frozen tundra. There will be people ice fishing in the castle moat. After that short movie, Mario will come on as usual, but he will be wearing a heavy jacket and you are able to see his breath. "It's a me, I am -a cold!" He says. Then the game will start, and it there will be no friction so Mario will slide around the entire game. The game is the same, but it is a frozen tundra and very hard to stop sliding. Write "mario's frozen tundra" on a sticker and put it on your game, and you're done.
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 10, 2004, 05:36:52 PM
Turn the N64 upside down, and shove the SM64 cartridge into the bottom. Flip the N64 over 9 times, then turn the game on. When Mario shouts "It's-a me, Mario" quickly punch the television screen before he says "Mario." He'll say instead, "Ouch! God dang it! I pity the fu! You made me angry!" Mario will climb out of the screen. Take a bite out of his arm. It should taste like a baked potato. If he tastes like jello, you did it wrong and you must try again. If it does taste like a baked potato, he'll yell "Crap! You took a bite out of my arm! I want the golden pizza!!" He'll then kick himself in the head and fly back into the television screen, screaming in pain. His head will come up on the screen as usual, but his head will be upside and green. Press start to the file select screen. Press A,B,Z,C up,R,L,L,R, then shout "I am a jelly donut!" and a new file called "Welcome to Twerp Zone" will appear. Select it and you can play the game as usual, but Mario will just be the lower half of his body, upside down. When he runs, the legs will run as normal, but the base of where the upper half was amputated will guide along the ground in the opposite direction you push the A button.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
Post by: Trainman on February 10, 2004, 09:10:58 PM
You know, you're exteremely disgusting and it sickens me...
I remembered a serious glitch that occured when I accidently tapped the game cartridge while playing. When I hit it, Mario lost his legs and arms and was a body laying on his back half-way sunk in the ground. When I moved him, the hopeless body just slid around while the music was all scratchy (in the Underground level). It was very weird...
"It is not spap." ~Chupperson
Post by: Lt Mou on February 11, 2004, 12:32:26 PM
"Anytime I see something screech across the room and latch onto someone''s neck, and the guy starts screaming and tries to get it off, I have to laugh because, what is that thing?!"- Jack Handey
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 11, 2004, 01:12:26 PM
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
Post by: gamemaster79 on February 17, 2004, 07:45:15 PM
Luigi:
Go to the castle courtyard and jump on every boo (including the big boo) without touching the ground. When done, you will here a sound. Next, go to tiny-huge island and change sizes 64 times. On the 64th time, Luigi will jump out instead of Mario.
Wario:
Do the same as above, but as Luigi. After doing that, you'll here a sound. Go outside, and Wario will be standing there. He'll then feed Luigi to his pet bob-omb and then you can play as Wario.
Waluigi:
As Mario, battle the 1st Bowser. The second you start, you have to grab onto his tail within 1.987465342 seconds. Once done, spin Bowser around 128,784,902,167,256,792,389,267,569,832 times and throw Bowser off the edge. If done curectly, Mario will sat "Hey, Bowser! Get a life!" and Bowser will jump up, unzip his costume and become Waluigi. Then Waluigi will throw Mario off the edge and say "Hey Mario! You suck!"
8-Bit Luigi:
1. Make some green jell-o
2. Cover you N64 so that every last spot is covered with green jell-o
3. Take a giant hammer and smash the jelly into your N64
4. Turn on N64 and Mario will appear covered in green jell-o. he'll then transform into Luigi
Geno (from Mario RPG):
First, put Mario RPG into your N64 and beat it without using any other of your party members' attacks, besides Geno (you must use a game shark to get Geno at the beginning of the game) After that, save the memory onto your N64 memory card and play Mario 64. Geno will say "Hey, thanks Mario for helpiung me kill Bowser!" The screen will go black and you'll here punching noises. MArio will then be gagged with a koopa shell and tied up.
Bowser:
1. Beat the game 64 times without getting hit and under 15 minutes
2. After beatin the 3rd Bowser the 64th time, Bowser will say "Yo, Mario! How do I keep coming alive? This is been the 64th time!" and MArio will say "Okay, how about we switch spots and you can try to win Peach's affection and I can try to kill you to steel Peach!" Now you can play as Bowser
Master Hand:
Buy SSBM on GCN and beat Master Hand 64 times with each Mario character. Save the game onto a memory card and then put the memory card into your N64 controller. Then tape SSBM onto your M64 gane cartridge and play it. Now get all 120 stars, beat Bowser and visit Yoshi. Instead, Master Hand will be there and he'll say "Soon you'll meat a bunch of other Nintendo characters and kill me, so I'll just kill you now." He'll give 99 poison mushrooms and you'll die.
Wamarigemasterbowuigiwa (all characetrs put together):
Earn all of the above characters and beat the game 1234567890 times.
Note: All of the chracters have their own stage. Luigi has No-Mario Land, Wario has Greedy Gardens, Waluigi has Confusion Place, 8-Bit Luigi has Super Mario Bros. World, Geno has Magic Mounain and Bowser has Big, Bad, Angry, Killerish, Destruction Islnd and Master Hand has Final Destination. At Final Destination you can play Super Smash Bros. 3!
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 18, 2004, 04:56:40 PM
Buy a brand new hermetically sealed copy of SM64. Get really sick before breaking the seal. Sneeze directly into the cartrige. Start the game. Mario's head will be all congested and he'll say, "I'm sick go get a doctor. Now take out the SM64 game and put in Dr. Mario 64. Beat story mode on every difficulty with both Dr. Mario and Wario. Now here comes the tricky part.... Eat the Dr. Mario 64 game... you shouldn't feel sick anymore. Spit the chewed up game into SM64. Start up SM64. You'll see a video of Dr. Mari arriving and finding Mario sick in bed. The doc will say, "He's too sick to leave his bed. So, I'll save the princess!" Now you can play as Dr. Mario. He throws pills instead of punching, and there will be a new world that is just like Dr. Mario 64.
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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:
Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Post by: Wheel_kirby on February 18, 2004, 06:16:34 PM
What a Great Cheat! It really works! I found it all by myself!
First, Delete all the files in the game. Then press Reset. Take Marios nose and make it touch his hat. (THE REST OF THE STEPS MUST BE DONE IN EVERY FILE!) Go to climb all the way up every tree outside the castle, then go inside the castle, talk to toad 999,999,999 times and he will say "I hate you Mario, I wish you would just die! shut up shut up!!!!!" then he will run out of the castle. It will show a little movie of A giant Bullet bill crashing down ontop of toad just as he gets to the part mario first comes out of the Warp Pipe. Get all Stars and All coins now. (Dont yet Talk to Yoshi, if you do you will need to start all over.)
Now go out and stand directly on top of toads ashes. Jump on them 10 times and a Vine will sprout out. Climb up the vine, and there will be a room with 5 hammerbros. beat them and then a box will appear, open it and the warp whistle will be there. use it and the pipe that mario came out of in the beginning will pop up. Go inside of it and you will be in marios house. Look in the chest by his bed and take the saddle. go back inside the warp pipe inside of his house and then go onto peaches castle roof. Talk to yoshi. He will say "Hey! Great! you have a new saddle for me? wanna try it out for the rest of the time your here?". He will give you 100 lives the new jump plus:
After you do the new jump 50 times you can do the superultramega jump which has the equivelent of being blasted out of a cannon. (Can only be done while riding yoshi)
You press B to have yoshi eat any enemy you are facing.
Yoshi cannot go into: Any bowser area, boo area or race. (Which stinks because yoshi can run 10 times faster than mario!)
There is one place youshi can race though, its the yoshi races! beat Boshi on hard mode and you will get to ride him! Every thing about him is 3x as much as yoshi: size, he can go in bowser fights and boo areas and races, speed, lives he gives you, and jumps 3x higher than the cannon!
Also in the credits you get to see Mario riding yoshi/boshi, and on the cake will be a little figure of mario on yoshi/boshi.
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An 1857 pioneer- "Oh you hush! if god made it then it shouldnt hurt me!" *Eats a mushroom* The next day he died of poisoning...
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 04:09:25 PM
Get a brand new SM64 Austrian edition game pack. Play and beat all of the files (120 stars) in this order B, A, D, C. Now shut the game off and restart. When Mario's face comes up press every button at the same time while rotating the control stick. Mario's head will explode. Peach's head will come up and start crying. She will then run up to her room and say, "I'm so sad... the only thing that can cheer me up is my Super Secret Slide." Yo will now play as Peach and the only level you can play is her super secret slide. Yo can never play as Mario again, but after beating the Super Secret Slide 120 times you'll be able to play as Luigi.
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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:
Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Post by: andrew67 on February 20, 2004, 06:37:50 PM
Get a brand new SM64 cartridge. Take a platinum hammer and smash it into 100 pieces, then retape. Repeat the process exactly 64 times. Then flush the game controller down your toilet, then dive into the sewers to find it. Destroy al controller sockets except the first one. Load up the SM64 game using the flushed controller (if it doesn't load try again from the start). Load File Z, then start turning the N64 on->off->on->off->on 5 times or until all saves are erased. Begin a new file on File AA5 then smash the TV against the wall. You may now play as WLMario.
Long but worth it! (lol)
Post by: very_shy_guy29 on February 20, 2004, 07:29:14 PM
First beat the game, 120 stars. Then go to the first level, and remove the cartrige. Put in Hey you picachu, yoshi story, mario kart 64, Ocrina of Time, then back to super mario 64. Leave the game alone for 40 minutes. The koolaid man will apear and kill him. The beat every boss with spy vs. spy in the gameboy converter thing that came for free with pokemon stadium. Save 25 times and mario will magicly transform to the koolaid man.
When Bart watches Itchy & Scratchy, how does he know he''s watching a cartoon and not real animals?
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on February 23, 2004, 03:01:30 PM
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 23, 2004, 04:55:43 PM
Step 1: Buy a pair of size 10-12 LARGE Levi's jeans.
Step 2: Get pneumonia and sneeze all over the jeans.
Step 3: Cut a 2 inch by 2 inch square out of the jeans.
Step 4: Put the square in your N64 as if it were a cartrige.
Step 5: Insert SM64 on top of the denim and turn on the N64.
Step 6: Mario will appear as usual, only he will have red cheaks. He will say, "It's a-me! Mario! Uh...I'll let-a you play in a sec. Hehe...I can't-a find-a my pants."
Step 7: Delete all existing file and start a new game in file C.
Step 8: Mario will not be in the game, and you will be playing as his overalls. All the enemies will be Mario's shirt, Toad will be his hat, and Bowser will be Mario, looking for his pants. (Note: Beat the game and the denim square will blow your N64 up into 78 pieces!)
In the words of the greatest plumber of all time..."LETS A-GO!!!"
Post by: Do The Mario! on February 23, 2004, 05:45:03 PM
First, beat the game on every file (100%) and then delete them all. After that, reset the game and rather than seeing the logo, it goes right to Mario's face and he says "I'm-a depressed, all that-a work for nothing" with the game over music and it says "Freak" in the background rather than "Super Mario 64." After that, it'll go back to normal Mario face (like after the Game Over screen) and be the normal game again. Next, play all the files in this order: B, C, A, D (like BC and AD) in less than twenty minutes. You should be on the D file last, so after beating that fight Bowser #2. He'll say "you look tired Mario, come to my house and let's watch some TV" while smiling happily. Choose "Yes" to go there, or "No" to fight him. When you choose "Yes..." the game freezes. You will than have to reset it. If done correctly, they'll be captions to everything Mario says. If you get normal or the depressed one, you either did it wrong or you didn't save. Anyway, if it was done right, there should be a file called "TV." Click that and you get to watch old crappy Mario commercials like the one for Atari (Mario Bros.), Nintendo Cereal System, Dr. Mario, and more. If you did the Luigi trick and got the 121st star, you even have an option to watch the Super Mario Bros. Super Show! This is not in any version but the American one or the Swedish beta version (where Mario constantly switches from Swedish to Japanese).
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Come on now! Just like that!
Post by: Jman on February 28, 2004, 08:26:16 AM
Turn on SM64 and make sure you do it when the accursed rat comes on and sings about de quiznos subs. Next, spell out K-I-L-L- R-A-T and Mario will jump into the TV and slaughter the rat in midsong. Mario will then become Quizno's new mascot. He will not sing any crazy songs. The only problem is: There's no Mario in the game, so it is rendered useless. So if you are very far on the game, don't do this code.
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Edited by - Jman on 2/28/2004 6:28:50 AM
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 28, 2004, 12:13:44 PM
Do the above code, then press the Z A B R and L buttons while singing "My Heart will go On" backwards with a fish in the left pocket of your blue jeans. If your not wearing blue jeans then your N64 will explode and you won't be allowed to buy another one.
Post by: Jman on February 28, 2004, 02:18:12 PM
That was great! Here's a short one.
Play as Saddam Hussein/see saddam die
Shout "I love cheesepuffs 368512351635126763353361 times in one night. Then turn on your N64. Mario will fight saddam. Kill Mario, and the game will insult you for being on saddams side. Then you can play as Saddam while trying to beat Bowser for complete control of the MK. But Bowser will fry Saddam during the ending. He will come back and kill Saddam.
Come get some, punk!
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on February 28, 2004, 07:16:39 PM
Turn on your Nintendo64 using a stale piece of crap. Then start a file in slot E. At the same time, plug 2 controllers into controller slot 6 and press the "flush" button on the one that's unplugged. Mario will turn into a ham 'n' cheese Hot Pocket. Brian Stajan will dig himsef out of the ground 3 feet away from the hot Pocket after being gone from the face of the earth since he stopped hosting America's Funniest Home Videos and eat the non-edible unidentified green stuff BESIDE the hot pocket. He will then yell MAMA MIA! and think he's Mario He will the fart and die of shoe cancer. I hope you had fun laying as Bob fa-------I mean.....Saget.
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Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 2/28/2004 5:17:07 PM
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 28, 2004, 08:36:52 PM
Shove a piece of Paper into your SM64 cartrige. Put it in the N64 and start it up. At the Start screen Mario wil play with the piece of paper until he get's bored (approx. 3 years later). So once he's bored he'll say "I'm a cheese sandwich!" As soon as he's done press Z A A B. If you wait to long you'll have to restart and wiat another 3 years. So after pressing B Mario will say, "Is that-a right?", grab a suitcase, and catch the next train to Louisville. So once he's gone shout, "Fine! A piece of paper can save a princess just as good as a middle-aged plumber!" Press Start, and begin a new file. You can now play as a piece of paper! HOowever, playing as the paper is impossible because paper is an inaminmate object. So in essence YOUR GAME IS NOW WORTHLESS!!! hahahahahahahaha!
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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:
Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Post by: Jman on February 29, 2004, 03:55:08 PM
Play as Kevin Garnett
Turn on a basketball game and watch Kevin Garnett play. Then, press A on your controller every time Garnett scores a basket. Then, boo the other team to no end. Throw a banana at the TV when you see the best player on the other team. After the game is over, turn on SM64 and there will be an option to create-a-character. Type in "Big Ticket" and the character will instantly become KG. Congrats, you can now play as Kevin Garnett!
Come get some, punk!
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 29, 2004, 08:34:57 PM
MAKE MARIO KISS ME INSTEAD OF PRINCESS PEACH
Play in file C. (ONLY in file C since my last name is Curtis) Then press all the buttons at the same time and a depression potion will appear. Have Mario drink it and he will become very depressed and say "I'll-a probably never save-a Peach. I might as well-a give up..." Then twirl the Control stik 3 times and jump twice and a HAPPY potion will appear. Drink it and you will see a VERY short cutscene where you see that it sometimes makes people forget thing. Mario will forget about Peach. Beat Bowser and when it gets to the part where Peach usually is, I will be there and I will say "Peach told me to tell you that you're a jerk for forgetting about her. Will you be MY boyfriend?" Mario will say yes and kiss me. Yay!
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*please sing my sig*
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
Post by: Jman on March 02, 2004, 07:50:32 PM
Ha ha ha indeed!
Become Luigi.
Do everything in life that is considered impossible to do. Beat all viedo games in 1 day, that kind of thing. Do this, and you will then have to shout the most embarrassing things about yourself in public. After disgracing yourself in front of your entire town, sit down and Mario will come on the screen and laugh at you. Then jump into the game and take control of Luigi. Beat the living crud out of Mario, while singing the Quiznos subs song over and over. Mario will eventually kill himself because of insanity over the song. Then, Luigi will run away for no apparent reason, and you'll be left with a dead plumber, and a useless copy of Super Mario 64! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Come get some, punk!
Post by: nintendofreak on March 05, 2004, 12:16:11 AM
Play as The Cheat
Buy the Kick the Cheat doll on Homestarrunner.com and when you get it, duct tape your SM64 cartrige to the wall and kick the Kick The Cheat doll against your copy of SM64 2000 times(the doll must hit the center of the cartrige every time). Then cut open the The Cheat doll with scissors and remove the sound thing that makes the doll scream when you kick it and shove it into your N64. Then put the SM64 cartrige in the console and turn it on. Then press ABLRLRBABARLRLRLRLRRLRLRLBABABAABABABABAAAAABBBBBBBBBBERLRLRRLRLRLRRLRLRLRCCCCCCCCCCC(any C button). Instead of the usual SM64 intro, The Cheat Theme Song video will play and when it's done, it will go to your file and The Cheat will walk up to Mario and The Cheat will show him his golden tooth. Mario will run away screaming like a little girl, then The Cheat will take his place. You can now play as:
THE CHEAT
THE CHEAT
Edited by - nintendofreak on 3/4/2004 10:24:36 PM
Post by: Jman on April 10, 2004, 09:16:07 AM
Post by: Do The Mario! on April 12, 2004, 09:53:49 AM
How to make Mario always have the flying cap (and optionally flying):
Have the Super Mario 64 Box in good condition. Mario always has the wing cap on it. To make him fly, play catch with a friend and make sure it doesn't hit the ground. I guess it's not fake, or a cheat, but meh.
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again, let''s do the Mario all together now! You got it! It''s the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side, come on, it''s time to go do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let''s do the Mario altogether now! Come on now! Just like that!
Post by: WarpRattler on April 12, 2004, 12:32:36 PM
How to make Mario appear in 3D: Buy the game. Buy an N64. Then, set the N64 up. Put the game in the cartridge slot(correctly) and turn on the system. Mario should appear on the screen in 3D.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
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Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 12, 2004, 09:59:52 PM
When you're in Peach's Castle, wait for Mario to go to sleep. Then, cook some pasta before Mario says "Ah Spaghetti, oh, Ravioli" in his sleep. If done correctly, you'll be able to shove the pasta through the TV screen where it will sit next to Mario. He will then start to eat while he is sleeping. Wait approximately 23 hours. On the 24th hour, Mario should still be asleep, soiling himself. Congratulations, you sick person. You made Mario go to the bathroom in his overalls. Oh, Make sure to wake him up, he will then say "What's stinky?" And then look behind him. He will then fly off the screen to change his clothing. Seeing as it's his only set, the only thing he finds is his old Red overalls and Blue Shirt.
Post by: bladeofLUIGl on May 01, 2004, 07:56:21 PM
Post by: bladeofLUIGl on May 03, 2004, 10:02:17 PM
First turn on your game. Make sure you have a hammer next to you. if you have 119 stars continuously try to get that star that you cant get. If you have 120 stars try lots of Luigi codes. After failing, take the hammer firmly in you'r hand, then wack your game out of the nintendo64. The screen should freeze. Then start hammering your nintendo continuously, till you pant/cough/die from loss of blood, because you find you were actually hitting your hand./etc. Then your game should be turned off.
Post by: gamemaster79 on May 04, 2004, 06:05:36 PM
Play in a 3-D version of any stage from any Mario-related games:
1. Beat the game once with MINIMUM requirments.
2. Beat the game with EVERYTHING.
3. Beat the game in under 3.547 minutes
4. Use a gameshark and beat the game in under 0.978945708923460152347905 seconds.
5. Refer back to me previous cheat and earn all of the characters.
6. Do all of the above cheats 10 times each.
7. Jump off the edge on Whomp's Fortress 1234567654321 times.
Congratulations if you're still alive after completing this cheat!
Edited by - gamemaster79 on 5/4/2004 5:07:09 PM
Post by: bladeofLUIGl on May 07, 2004, 10:32:18 PM
P.S.=if you want to know the other controls, read your manual.
This code has been tested and approved by K-A (kids to adults).
************************************************************ Chupperson wants me to kill myself.
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 08, 2004, 05:08:38 PM
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SONIC: Oh crud.
SONYA: What?
SONIC: Eggman''s robot is behind you.
SONYA: Yeah right. I''ll belive that when the sky rains-- *robot grabs Sonya*--pigs. Oh fart.
Post by: Popple on May 08, 2004, 07:24:29 PM
Post by: bladeofLUIGl on May 09, 2004, 02:19:33 AM
I know, I know you do'nt have to tell me, it does'nt belong here because it's not a fake.
************************************************************ Chupperson wants me to kill myself.
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on May 09, 2004, 10:19:57 AM
Get all the stars in less than a day and turn off the game after putting on a Hey You, Pikachu microphone and cursing at Mario if he starts to sleep when he's just standing around. After you've turned off the game, wait about a year or two, WITHOUT playing the game. After that small amount of waiting, put a lot of mud inside the cartrige. Now put the game in the N64 and turn it on. If the game still works, you probably did it wrong. Repeat cheat code until is done correctly.
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on May 09, 2004, 10:21:05 AM
Get all the stars in less than a day and turn off the game after putting on a Hey You, Pikachu microphone and cursing at Mario if he starts to sleep when he's just standing around. After you've turned off the game, wait about a year or two, WITHOUT playing the game. After that small amount of waiting, put a lot of mud inside the cartrige. Now put the game in the N64 and turn it on. If the game still works, you probably did it wrong. Repeat cheat code until is done correctly.
~Shadow Orthrus~
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2004, 09:59:40 AM
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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Post by: Tingrio on September 01, 2004, 07:00:45 PM
To play as Donkey Kong, shove a banana up your Sm64 game. Then turn on the N64. a error should come up asking why you put a banana up your N64. Respond by saying I love you and a cake will appear on your bed. Choose your main file and do the happydance while your CD player plays the Black Eyed Peas for 1.789 minutes. You'll notice a warp pipe in the middle of the main room of Peach's Castle.You'll be in a hidden level called Bowser's Fortress and it looks like the Forsaken Fortress, but it's owned by Bowser and has his face all over the place. Go in Bowser's Fortress like you would on the Windwaker, but eat the cake that appeared on your bed. When you can't get to the top, play the song Toxic and sing along with it. Blablanadon will help you get to the top of Bowser's Fortress. While your up there, pause the game and go buy a pie. When you unpause the with the pie in your hand, Bowser will appear with a headset playing the song This Love. Bowser will complain that Mario disturbed him. Now throw the pie on the N64 and Mario will throw the pie in Bowser's face. Bowser will fall off the fortress and Mario and Peach go on vacation.
Donkey Kong will now replace Mario in Super Mario 64.
Post by: lazermario on September 01, 2004, 07:33:39 PM
Note: This trick won't work if you were born in the states of New Jersey, New Mexico, New Hampshire or New York.
Load your game cartridge as normal into the N64, and when Mario's face comes up, pull the nose straight up, the cap 20 degrees to the left, and the mustache down graphically by a slope of 2/5. After that, press START and select a NEW file. When the intro sequence starts, press the C up button right as the princess says the word "Toadstool".
Nothing unusual will happen yet, but don't let that discourage you, you are on the right track.
Next, play the game as you normally would, but each and every time you encounter a coin in the game, you must long jump into it (the underwater coins don't count, collect them normally. Same goes for the mid-air coins.)
Also, for each level's goombas, you must butt-smash them.
***Important*** This is the tricky part.
Each time you beat Bowser, before you get the Keys or Jumbo Star, run around him in circles with an approximate diameter of one twentieth of the length of Bowser's small intestine. The circles must take no more than 10 seconds each and no less than 9 seconds.
You will know if you have done the cheat right if, after defeating Bowser in the Sky and running around in that last circle, his stomach fluctuates and he turns into a giant waffle. The game ending sequence will then play.
After that, restart the game and select the file you just did the cheat on, touching the four ports on your N64 in the following order right before you start to play:
4 2 3 1
After that, start the game and go inside the castle. All coins in the game should now resemble small cheses and when you get 100 in a level, Mario will gain a new ability: Rocket Butt. To use this ability simply press the C< Button then do a Backflip, pressing L in the air to release a powerful flatulate that will send Mario soaring upward for about 30 seconds.
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"They shouldn't be called game cheats; it isn't cheating, it is finding what the programmers put in for the bored ppl to find."
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TAYL: Talk At Ya Later
Lazer Mario
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 03, 2004, 02:13:59 PM
First complete the game normally and watch the ending 4/5 of the way through.
After you have finish this reload your file and talk to yoshi three times.
After this is done press the reset button on your N64.
Then erase your file whilst pressing the c-down button. Watch the intro and mario will be replaced by a yellow yoshi.
The yellow yoshi can do all the moves that the yoshi's can do in Yoshi's Story as well as mario's ones.
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 9/4/2004 12:59:35 PM
Post by: Markio on September 03, 2004, 03:35:10 PM
I am going to be a famous author one day.
Post by: Red Paratroopa on September 03, 2004, 05:49:41 PM
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. The universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaChupVinsonluigi
Post by: Tingrio on September 06, 2004, 04:30:24 PM
Beat Golden Sun: The Lost Age with transfered data from Golden Sun. Shove your Lost Age game pak into your Nintendo 64 game console and then put your Super Mario 64 game into your Nintendo 64. Instead of the normal title screen, the title screen for Crystal Chronicles will appear. Turn your radio on when this happens. Go ahead and choose new game on the title screen. You will see the title for a new show called Spanyard-Man instead of the opening movie for Crystal Chronicles. At this time, your radio will be playing the song Outrageous. When it does, eat your radio with a can of Sprite. When you have finished eating your radio and the can of Sprite, Mario's head will appear saying "Welcome to The Wheel of Fortune" for no reason. Just press start and the Super Mario 64 title will come up with Tingle's head instead of Mario's head. Now you can play as Tingle.
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on September 27, 2004, 07:06:31 PM
Sonic: Beat the game 5476257 times and you will unlock the "Enter Cheat" option. You will need this option for all of these new characters. Now type "RINGAHOLIC"
Shadow: "EVILSPEED"
Tails: "SONICFANBOY"
Knuckels: "REDDREDS"
Secret Levels:
Bad Plumbing: Go to Jolly Roger Bay and type ABZLR repeatedly until you die. Now instead of Bob-Omb Battlefield, you will have this new level.
The Moon: Fuse your SMB64 with a Zelda game. The games will not work any more. Now de-fuse the games and return them to their normal form. Now put in SMB64 and now all levels will be replaced by the moon level.
Have Mario Re the Newspaper Instead of Sleeping: Leave the game on for 20 hours without playing. Next time Mario will read the "Plumber Picayune" instead of sleeping.
Thanks for reviving the topic!
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
Post by: Tingrio on October 07, 2004, 05:40:38 PM
Beat Super Mario 64 as Tingle. After the credits, turn off your N64 and put both disks for the game Tales of Smyphonia in to your N64 with Super Mario 64. Turn your N64 back on. You'll notice that the intro for Tales of Smyphonia is on but some of the party members are removed and replaced with Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Mallow and Geno. The party members from Tales of Smyphonia that are still in the game are Lloyd, Colette, Genis and Raine. Beat the game by using olny the Mario realated party members once you get them all. You'll return to the SM64 title screen, but you'll see a star icon on the bottom left corrner of Marios head. Select the star and you can now play a demo of Super Mario 64x4.
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on October 11, 2004, 06:07:02 PM
Play Diablo: Get away from you Gamecube. Go to your computer and put the Diablo Disc in. Play. <-----This one's hard.
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on October 12, 2004, 10:07:13 AM
Now go into the castle and run around the sun rug 1,000 times. A chime will sound and Mario will get dizzy and pass out. When he wakes up, go to the room that leads to Peach's secret slide. Jump through the left window instead of the right and you will be in Peach's secret bathroom. Go to the toilet and butt-stomp the handle, then jump in the toilet. Mario will get sucked down the drain and scream his head off.
Next you will enter the secret world of Stiny Stinky Sewers. Run through the maze of pipes until you reach a room with a giant platform floating over a big drain. Bowser is there and has Peach with him. Bowser will say, "Mario, what took you so long? Do you think you can beat me 121 times?!" Then Peach will say, "Mario why did you go into my bathroom without permission?" The fight begins. Bowser will shoot fire at you which is dumb since you can't be hurt while you're metal. Because of that he will also slam the platform to make it sink into the slime so you die if you don't beat him quickly. Grab him by the tail when you get a chance, swing him around, and throw him into a pipe. He will get jammed in the pipe, with sewage building up behind him, and he will get launched out and shot into a wall. Repeat this nine more times. At the last time he will hit the wall and fall into the slime and "drown." The platform will start to go under but Mario will grab Peach and fly out of there and return to the secret bathroom.
With both heroes now safe Peach will say, "Mario, thank you so much for saving me from getting my new dress wrecked. You're the best!" Then both characters will kiss passionantly for ten minutes and the credits will roll after that. While the credits are going you can shoot the names with a cursor and make sound affects with the other buttons. After the credits you will see the cake but this time it will look different... it has one extra strawberry this time!
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on October 12, 2004, 06:15:50 PM
Here's a kind of similar one:
First, collect all 120 stars. Now save the file, erase that file and do that 10 more times. On the final time, Yoshi will say: "Don't you want to just save Peach and get out???" Mario will say: "Nope. Saving the world over and over and over and over and over again is a wonderful pleasure for me." Yoshi will then say: "Okay, whatever." he will pull out a Magnum and attempt suicide. Before that, he will give you a cube. After he dies, you get sucked into the cube and it is now in Daisy's castle, Yoshi is now alive again, and you will have another 120 stars to collect. Obviously, the cake will be different. If you complete the above code in less than 10 minutes, you will have to face a virtually impossible to defeat Donkeey Kong boss before the finish of the additional game. If you beat Donkey Kong, the cake will be Donkey Kong's decapitated head and in the backround is hid completly mutilated body. If you are able to do so, the game immediatly becomes rated M for Mature and if your mother is obsessive, will never buy you another Mario game again.
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
Post by: Tingrio on October 26, 2004, 04:51:31 PM
Collect 99 stars then go to the Bowser in the Sky level. Sing all of Usher's songs before going into the pipe. You'll appear in a new world called dizzy dizzy phone dail. Dail 1-800-subs and a koopa will awnser the phone. When he asks Mario for a sub, respond by saying Mmmmm....toasty. The koopa will then scream and then hang up. Now defeat Bowser on the phone 20 times then eat a doughnut. Now dial 1-800-toasty and Usher will awnser the phone. Start singing Usher's songs again until Usher hangs up. You can play as Usher.
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on October 26, 2004, 08:33:24 PM
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/26/2004 7:35:44 PM
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 27, 2004, 08:07:46 AM
Keep on playing the first star on Bob-omb Battlefield until you have defeated the Bob-omb king 100 times. On the 101st time of beating the king he will curse you, turning you into a Bob-omb for the rest of the game.
NOTE!! Do not under any circumstances press the B button whilst as a Bob-omb, as you will light your fuse and explode, losing a life as a result.
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Post by: boomstix on October 27, 2004, 06:23:52 PM
Beat the game with 120 stars. Then, go into the entrance room and look up to the sky while pressing ABLR AND X. In order to press X, you must dislodge the D-Pad from it's space on the controller, take the X button from an SNES controller, and jam it into where the D-Pad used to be. If this is done correctly, the light will be dimmed and you will not be transported to the flying cap level. Instead, the light will be red and slowly everything will be getting darker. Stop looking up and you'll find yourself at the bottom of the castle. There, let Mario stand directly on the large fish that is lying dead in the middle of the room. Once he gets very tired, giant fish will begin to circle around the room. Mario will start sleeping, and say "Am I-a stoned?" The screen will go black and the game will restart itself. Everything will look normal, except Mario will have a second face on his dairyaire!
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
Edited by - boomstix on 10/27/2004 6:40:54 PM
Post by: TEM on October 27, 2004, 06:36:37 PM
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 28, 2004, 02:00:29 AM
Outside Peach's castle, run round each tree ten times. This will change the patch of water near the cannon into beer. Then dive in and stay submerged until three quarters of the energy bar is depleted. Upon surfacing, mario will be so groggy and hungover that luigi will have to take his place.
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Post by: Tingrio on January 24, 2005, 03:57:47 PM
You must beat the game as Donkey Kong first before this cheat can be attempted. Buy a Nintendo DS with Super Mario 64 DS with it. Beat the DS version of the game and earn all the mini-games on it. If done correctly, both versions of Super Mario 64 will mysteriously connect together wirelessly. All of the charcters you've earned in the oringal version of the game will be playable in the DS version. Now go to your nearest music store and buy a CD containing songs with Barry Mantaloe on it. Now put the Barry Mantaloe CD in your stero and play it for 10.128 minutes while eating a blueberry muffin and saying "I'll destroy you Jojo who ever you are" three times. If done correctly, there will be a portrait of King Boo in the area where Peach's Slide is on the orignal version of the game. You will be back in Bowser's Fortress where you earned Donkey Kong. This time the way to the basement is open from both ways. Go through the ground entrance. Now you must find a warp pipe in a room with a living Bowser statue. You're already in the room so go down the warp pipe. Bowser will be there with Usher and some man called by the locals known as 50 cent. Get a friend named Frank before you do this because the DS will fuction as a updated version of the Tingle Tuner call a Tingrio Tuner. Beat Bowser and those two people working for him and you'll return to the castle in one piece. Peach will be freed with Diddy Kong. Peach will say your next task is to destroy Jojo, but that is a differnt adventure. For now, enjoy playing as Diddy Kong.
Post by: Master Mario on January 25, 2005, 07:02:50 PM
Pres B while climbing a tree! Take out the cartridge and pout! Run it through the washer without Shout! Put the cartridge back in, you lout! Go ahead and choose file B! Mario will be distorted, see? Now go to the jolly roger sea! There will be a Goomba, my cat agrees! Talk to the Goomba and he will say, "geebity deebity fleebity flay!" Now look at yourself and you'll think you're in heaven! You are now Super Boo Goomba Bob VII!
TMK fan since three years ago!
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 26, 2005, 03:46:02 PM
Pause the game, Hold B and A for 2673 hours release and mario will explode like an H-Bomb and all the places you can go in the game will have no enemies or good guys. and, I would strongly suggest pullng out the rumble pack before you do this. or else, world wide earthquakes and tsunamis will happen in the REAL WORLD!!!!!!!!
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 26, 2005, 04:04:34 PM
to get 1 million coins on SM64 turn on the N64, get 1 million quarters, and shove it into the ventalation
turn of the N64, jiggle it, stand pack and the money will shoot out of the ventalation ,then put it back in again. repeat this 1 million times while pressing AB and Z,
then turn it back on and Mario will have 1 milion coins!
Post by: ILovePeach on January 29, 2005, 10:45:32 AM
Beat the whole game, get the microphone from Hey You Pikachu, plug it in your controller, and chant Peach 100 times. Then you finally play as Peach.
Post by: stupidmonkey on January 29, 2005, 11:18:44 AM
Get a pint full of a beagles urine or saliva and poor it in your N64.Take your SM64 copy to Michael Jackson's neverland ranch.Plug it in backwards.Now when you start the game it says Super Samus 64.It is now an fps like game where you shoot toads and goombas.
Guess who's back? Back again?
Munky's back!
Tell a friend!
...What, don't you guys like Eminem?
Post by: ILovePeach on January 29, 2005, 07:29:40 PM
Get a new copy of SM64, and new copy of WWF No Mercy. Glue them together, and Trish will be in SM64, and Mario will be in the WWF/WWE!!
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 29, 2005, 08:46:19 PM
Drill a hole shaped like a USB port in you N64, and fuse the your printer's USB thing into the hole. then print out mario and cut him out of the paper, then break open your SM64 game and crumble up the piece of paper and shove it in the game. dunk it into your bathtub to make the paper damp then dry it off with a blowdryer or a really hot fart. repair the game with the crumbled piece of paper in it and put in to the n64 while using your left foot with the large toe to hold C down, and the right foot with the pinky toe to hold C up. then once you make mario's face stretched out (with your toes), press start with your nose and you can play Super Paper Mario 64!
Edited by - mariluigi3 on 1/29/2005 6:49:11 PM
Post by: Tingrio on January 30, 2005, 04:58:10 PM
Beat the game as Donkey Kong and Tingle. Then watch Win Ben Stein's Money on the Game Show Network until seven o'clock. Then play Mr. Driller: Drill Sprits for the DS until you earn all the charcters and power-ups for each mode. Now play Super Mario 64 DS and get 5,000 coins in all but one of Luigi's mini-games. Now play Super Mario 64 and go into the picture of King Boo again. You'll be at Bowser's Fortress again, but this time you must free Jimmy who is Ben Stein's co-host of Win Ben Stein's Money. Use the new Tingrio Tuner on the DS to help you find Jimmy. Once you found him and found the key to his jail cell, Bowser will laugh very loudly. Bowser will say that he took Ben Stein's money. Go up to the top of Bowser's Fortress and you'll find Bowser with King Boo. Now pause the game and go get key lime pie from your nearest bakery. Now throw the pie onto the Nintendo64 and Mario will throw the key lime pie at Bowser. Bowser is defeated, but King Boo remains. Jimmy will appear with Luigi and team up to destroy King Boo. Mario, Luigi, and Jimmy will go down the warp pipe that appeared. The game credits will appear, but there will be a new title screen. Instead of Mario saying "It's-a me Mario", Ben Stein will thank you for helping him save his friend and finding his money. Ben Stein's face will appear on the title screen. Playing with his face will make him say funny things. You can play as Ben Stein now. If you beat the game as him, you will have the chance to win Ben Stein's money.
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 31, 2005, 07:56:34 AM
Enter Bob-omb Battlefield and complete the whole level in under 50 mins and then turn off your N64. Then insert pokemon stadium into your N64 and connect a transfer pak with a copy of pokemon R/B/Y and win the Pime Cup Master ball with Pikachu as one of you team of 3. After doing that then re-insert SM64 with the transfer pack still connected and select Star 5 (Mario wings to the sky) in Bob-omb Battlefield. Go under the first bridge and you will find a round ball. Carry it up to where the Bob-omb king was and you'll see pikachu. Put down the ball and start pummeling him until he's exhausted. Then lob the ball at him and a message will appear saying that you've caught pikachu.
Press the c-left button twice in quick sucession to send pikachu in to battle against all enemies onscreen (does not work against Bowser).
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/31/2005 5:57:40 AM
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 12, 2005, 11:18:16 PM
Here are the hints to get everyone's favourite dino!
First off, make sure you have clean underwear. If you don't, you just went to the toilet in your pants!!! HAHAHA-- ahem. Anyway, have clean underwear. Sit in front of your Nintendo 64 for 17hrs and 36mins. Then, put in Smash Bros, and yell something at some of the different characters. NOTE: When you yell something at Mario characters, it must be something good. If it's a Poke'mon, it must have at least 56 swear words in it. Anyway, after doing that, put in Super Mario 64. Now, you must go to the toilet in your pants. Mario isn't laughing, but he really is inside him. Pull his cap over his eyes at the first screen, then rent a house that costs $6,585,685.26. It costs $15,323.57 to rent for the amount of time you need it. If it has 3.2 storeys, the cheat will work. Now, drop your Nintendo 64 out of the window at the exact same time George W. Bush takes a bite of pie. Suddenly, it will hit the ground. "Nooooo!!" you should yell. Run down there, and jump up and down 45 times, and shout a line of gibberish. You should be taken away to a Mental Insitution. Break out, buy a tiger, call it Spot, and put it in your house. Teach it to play Pattycake, and beat it 4 times in a row. The guys from the Mental Institution will come, and take you back. Now, wait 7 years, and get out again. They'll think you're sane again, so that's fine. Then, go into a store, and ask for a Nintendo DS and a Nintendo 64, plus a copy of Super Mario 64 DS. Then, you get a huge flamethrower, and destroy the N64, leaving only the shell. Stick your Nintendo DS inside, and get batteries. Put in your copy of SM64DS, and start playing.
However, the tiger wrecked the house you rented, and it will cost you $6,585,685.26 and $15,323.57 rent. You also need to buy a new pair of underpants, and your tiger died, so you wasted another $100,000. You also need to pay for SM64DS, a Nintendo 64 and a Nintendo 64, bringing the cost up even further. But who cares, 'cos you've got Yoshi!!!
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
Post by: Tingrio on February 13, 2005, 03:15:48 PM
Beat the game as all secret charcters then take the Super Mario64 game out of the Nintendo64 and shove Super Mario All-Stars for the Super Nintendo into the Nintendo64. Then go to school or college for 90.3657 minutes with the Super Mario64 cartrage on your head. Then watch all of Jackie Chan's movies until midnight. Then turn on the Nintendo64 with Super Mario All-Stars in the system. Beat Super Mario Brothers: The Lost Levels in 7 minutes without losing a life. You'll see Jackie Chan fight Bowser on the title screen. Swap Mario All-Stars with Super Mario64. Bowser will lose if done corectly. Now you can play as Jackie Chan.
Post by: Metal Bowser on February 13, 2005, 08:31:19 PM
beat the game with everything then save go to the bathroom eat food break the n64 buy a new one put the sm64 in erase the file beat it again then press all the buttons 100 times then when mario pops up next to him will be luigi wario and waluigi then u can play as them by pressing a 100 times=Luigi B 100 times=Wario all c buttons 100 times= waluigi!!!!
Post by: Metal Bowser on February 14, 2005, 08:24:40 PM
Do all of the codes at the same time then beat it 1 more time break again eat some more play ps/pokemonstadium beat prime cup with at least likatoung in all of your teams then beat gym leader castle with likatoung put in sm64 with ps smash it in buy a new one beat the whole game then do the whole code again 1 more time and then push q and w(check in my next post on how to get q and w buttons)then yoshi will come in and eat Mario.
Post by: Metal Bowser on February 14, 2005, 08:34:31 PM
do all the codes exept for the one before this one exactly the same 500 times then start playing in the options place there will be a new option it will be buttons q and w put that on then there will be 2 new buttons on ur controller.(now try one before this)
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 27, 2005, 12:31:55 AM
1. Buy a GBA/GBASP/DS.
2. Buy Super Mario Advance.
3. Open the box.
4. Take out the cartridge.
5. Put the cartridge in your GBA/GBASP/DS.
6. Flick the Power Switch.
7. Choose Single Player at the menu.
8. Choose Super Mario 2.
9. Choose a File.
10. Sit on your N64.
Congrats! You're playing SMB2 on your Nintendo 64!
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
Post by: Tingrio on February 28, 2005, 02:20:46 PM
You must have won Ben Stein's money at least 5 times before you do this cheat. Beat every single Mario game excluding Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Now invite Ben Stein and Jimmy Kimmel to your house for a sleepover. Before they come, go to Sears and get a shirt with Rawk Hawk on it. Then go to Moscow, Russia for party decorations. Time will freeze after you get the shirt so you have plenty of time to go to Moscow and back. Now get Punch-Out for the NES. Go back to your home and get the sleepover ready. When Ben Stein and Jimmy Kimmel get to your house, challenge Ben Stein to a game of Punch-Out. Now shove Punch-Out into your Nintendo 64 with Super Mario 64. Mario will come out of the televsion set and make you sleep. When you wake up, the title for Punch-Out will come up. Beat Ben Stein 20 times and Rawk Hawk will come out of the screen and chase Ben Stein out of your house. Jimmy Kimmel will stuff his face in your refrigerator and then leave. Now you can play as Rawk Hawk in Super Mario 64.
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on March 17, 2005, 08:55:49 PM
Go buy a copy of mega man X8 and break it into little pieces so it is in your N64. Now shove a GameShark Pro on top of that, followed by Super mario 64 on top of that, followed by a melted lollipop on top of that. Now pee on your N64. If you can get it to work again, you will play as Mega Man but after 5 mins. of gameplay the system will self destruct and Shigaru Miyamoto will come and bomb your house. Have fun!
Play as wart: Do the above code but after urinating on your 64, take a bat and bash yourself on the head until you faint. You have a 1 in 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 chance that you will have a dream about playing as Wart.
Play as Saria: do my Bowser cheat which is on one of these pages and then listen to a Jimi Hendrix cd. After that, take a dump on your controller and press ABBBABABABABABABZZZZZZZZZABABRRAARZRARRZARLRLRLRALRZLRZBBBBABZBBALRLRLRLRALZRRZVAc-upc-leftXXXXXXHDJDF:GISRH:FBSFKJGFKGSLKDGHSGDYGDLKGSHCbsCJhGDSJDGjAYSGDJLKGSJydg simaltaneously and then turn on your system. after turning the system on, switch controllers and eat the crap you made on the other and then select the file with the least amount of stars. Now press A 30 times, B 30 times, and rotate the joystick 3,547 times without pausing or stopping and press start. note: you must be out side of the castle. At start, there will be an option named "you've wasted your **** time" and select it. It will unpause and you will play as Saria! as soon as you enter the castle or a level you will change back into Mario, the game will automatically save, you will never be able to perform this cheat again and your game will permanently be messed up.
Turn game off: This cheat is tricky: make the power switch go downward into the off position.
More soon. ^^
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
Post by: Tingrio on March 22, 2005, 02:42:46 PM
Beat the game as Ben Stein with the controller upside down and with a pie on your head. Then at the title screen with Ben Stein, say "And our survey said..." in a Richard Dawson way 128 times. Ben Stein will say "Wow that Richard is cool just like me" in a really happy voice. The title screen will go blank. Enter Win Ben Stein's Money and win one-thousand dollars in both rounds. Beat Ben in the best of ten questions on the show. Ben Stein will give you a package along with his five-thousand dollars. Don't open it until you get home. When you get home, open the package while having a chocolate cake. Inside is a special version of Super Mario 64 with all of the things you've earned already on it. Put it in the Nintendo 64 and turn it on while watching Superman or the Hogan's Heros 43 hour special. You can now play as Wario-Man.
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on March 22, 2005, 03:13:15 PM
First, you'll need to construct a dance mat to work on your 64 by using plastic, wires, more plastic, and a real good imagination (or you can steal one from the upcoming game and just jam that into the system somehow). Now plug it into the second slot and start the game. After you have beaten the game completely, beat it completely one more time but this time be sure to stand up and dance on the mat the entire time you are playing, all the way to the credits. If you shut the game off just once or stop dancing for a second to take a breath the entire cheat will fail and you'll have to start all over (and Mario will turn evil and laugh at you for an hour). As soon as the screen with the cake appears immediately shove you face into the TV screen and try to eat it. Mario will say, "Thank you so much for to-- hey! What the dukar do you think you're doing?!?! This is-a my cake you disgusting screen-licker!" Be sure to say to him in these exact words, "What? I'm hungry! All that dancing made me tired! Gosh!" Then Mario will say, "Oh yeah. Heehee, you looked-a so stupid dancing around for several hours while I saved the princess. But I bet that I can dance a ton better than you!" Now say, "Okay, you're on!" The game will start over. Enter your complete file and then hit the start button to the tune of SMB1 for 20 reps. Now the game will unnlock this hidden feature and you can play a cheap version of DDR with Mario!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 23, 2005, 12:53:12 AM
1. Download a Gameboy emulator.
2. Burn it on to a CD-RW.
3. Get a chainsaw.
4. Cut your 64 in half.
5. Insert the CD-RW.
6. Congratulations! You've now put a Gameboy emulator into your 64!
P.S: All of these cheats do work, if you're crazy enough to try them!!
Epitaph No.1: I told you I was sick!
Post by: Tingrio on March 25, 2005, 04:04:16 PM
You must watch every single show of Win Ben Stein's Money before you can do this cheat. You also can't shave for nine years. Beat Super Mario 64 with the controller sideways and with the Nintendo 64 upside down. Now apply for a college within the country of Ireland. Then bring the Nintendo 64 to that college. Your GPA for that college after your freshman year must be 2.30 before moving on. Then buy a house outside Ireland. Stay in your dorm and play Super Mario 64 while sleep-walking. After you beat the game and the cake comes up, Mario will say "Thank you so much for playing my...mama mia you're sleep-walking.". He will then wake you up by banging on the TV screen. Go back to sleep as soon as you wake up. Mario will ask Admiral Bobbery to wake you up. When you do, you'll be able to play as Admiral Bobbery, but you can olny play as him while you're in your dorm at the college you choose. This is not a major problem so don't worry about it.
Post by: Suffix on March 25, 2005, 05:16:39 PM
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on March 25, 2005, 09:04:10 PM
This could possibly be the greatest and also the hardestest cheat you'll ever do so brace yourself! First, find a way to plug your N64 into the computer. I suggest creating some kind of special adapter or hiring a nerd to help you out with this. Now put SM64 in the system, turn it on, and then on your computer go to TMK and do all of the following in the exact order. Read every single mailbag so far, read every fan fiction (including the ones in Story Boards), look at all the screen shots of every game, look at all the fan fiction, watch every fan movie... well, I think you know where I'm going with this so I won't go on. After you have done all that stuff and found the secret page, go to Chupperson's site and download "Blow'd Up" and listen to that 1000 times. At the end of the last time you will hear an explosion and Chup scream like a girl. Now, email all of the people at TMK (including me) with this message: "All your base are belong to us! Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?" For Deezer you will need to email him exactly 55 times and in each letter you must beg him to tell you where Luigi is in SM64, despite how many times he has said that he isn't. Ignore all of the nasty emails you get from this. Now, start a new thread in the Fungi Forums called "How cum I ain't get no respect round here?!?!?!?!". Ignore all the posts. Now go to lots of different topics and continue to annoy people until you are banned. Write a letter to the mailbag at how you hate the way you were treated in a super immature fashion. If all members of the mailbag make fun of you then you'll be on the right track, but if not then the code won't work. If you did this right your computer will suddenly show the "illegal operation" box along with every other single error message that exists and your computer will stop working forever.
Turn the system off, plug it back into your TV, and then turn it back on. Now grab your controller and enter your completed file. Press start and hit these buttons in this order: down, Z, R, B, A, down. Suddenly everything will appear to start shaking and then blow up with Chup's music playing in the background and a huge flash of light will go off. When you can see again you'll notice that all of the characters have faces of some people at TMK! Mario is Deezer, Toad is Lizard Dude, Peach is Sapphira, and Bowser is JJ! Enjoy! (man, I spent WAY too much time on this)
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 3/25/2005 7:08:57 PM
Post by: Latias Dita on March 26, 2005, 12:29:42 PM
*Clears throat* Anyway
Play as Lugia:
First, do as many get Luigi codes as possible until one of them actaully unlocks him. After that use an axe to hack your SM64 game in half. After that play Pokemon Stadium 2 and attach a Hey You Pickachu microphone. Use a Lugia from Gold, Silver or Crystal and only that Lugia in as many battles as possible (Prime Cup and Gym Leader Castle) for a whole week straight, not sleeping, eating, going to school/work, or using the bathroom. All the while shout the name "Lugia" into the microphone. After all that time, the Psychic bird will turn to face you and say telepathically "It's been a whole week you slave driver! Leave me alone and stop saying my name (if you gave it a nickname, it'll complain that you're not calling it by it's name)!" Instead, give it a command. It'll use Aeroblast on the TV screen and destory it. Buy a new TV, then put together your hacked up SM64 game with tape (not glue) and insert it into your N64. Isntaed of Luigi, Lugia will be the playable character. He'll see you and say "No not YOU again!" He'll use Aerobalst to destory your TV screen. Before you buy another TV, make sure to run over you're Pokemon Stadium 2 game with a bulldozer (it must be a bulldozer, or the cheat won't work). Then buy the TV and turn on SM64 again. This time, Lugia's face will be on screen and he'll say "Okay, I give up! I'll stay in here!" Congratulations, you cna now play as the sea guardian Lugia!
Random Anime Quote:
"Women may be from Venus, but Junpei from Uranus."-Ritsuko, Thoes Who Hunt Elves episode 7.
Edited by - Latias Dita on 3/26/2005 11:13:57 AM
Post by: Suffix on March 26, 2005, 01:01:07 PM
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 26, 2005, 02:53:16 PM
First, start up a file and when it starts, go to your kitchen. So, grab some broccoli and glue, Then glue the broccoli over mario on the screen. CONGRADULATIONS! YOU GOT BROCCOLI!
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I''m back baby...
"They won''t miss it..."-The little voice in my head.
Post by: Suffix on March 26, 2005, 04:57:54 PM
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on March 26, 2005, 05:35:54 PM
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 26, 2005, 09:31:16 PM
1. Start up SM64.
2. Buy cellophane.
3. Get into a 10-minute argument with someone.
4. Tape your cellophane over the TV you're playing SM64 on.
Congratulations! Mario and his surroundings are now purple!
It''''s funny until someone gets hurt. Then it gets hilarious!
Post by: HolyAarom on March 28, 2005, 11:21:06 AM
1. beat the game and get the cannon open
2. blast yourself out and aim for the window
of the castle. Mario will fall and will
have half health.
3. get 1 coin and you have 5 pieces of
health.
4. repeat step 2 and you will have 1 health
left.
5. talk to yoshi.
6. jump to where he jumps.
7. after you hit the invisable wall, fall and
die. Yoshi will save you and give you
full health with the cost of 1 life.
8. you get to ride Yoshi with 99 lives!
Post by: Tingrio on March 31, 2005, 02:48:04 PM
Do every single Luigi cheat listed in this topic then beat the game as Luigi. Get a pice of tape and write horror on the tape. Tape it over the word color on your Game Boy Color. Take it to your Nintendo 64 and E. Gadd will jump into the game. You can play as Professer E. Gadd.
Edited by - Tingrio on 3/31/2005 12:52:04 PM
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 01, 2005, 02:32:18 AM
1. Do nothing.
2. Get up, and eat something.
3. Rob a local bank.
4. Make sure the judge you go to sentences you to exactly 14.6452 years in prison.
5. Go back to your Nintendo 64.
Congratulations! You're now not only playing as nothing, but you're playing in some weird black world, which mutes out any sound- until you turn your TV on. HAHAHA!
It''''s funny until someone gets hurt. Then it gets hilarious!
Post by: Tingrio on April 04, 2005, 01:40:31 PM
Beat the game as every single charcter. Then play Luigi's Mansion until you beat King Boo with 50 heart points. Then go to any place containg doughnuts and buy at least 128 of them before 8:00 at night. Shove all those doughnuts into your Nintendo 64 and play Super Mario 64 before midnight. If you beat the game just before midnight, Ken Jennings will come to your house and jump into your TV and chase Mario away for awhile. You can play as Ken Jennings who is the longest lasting Jepordy champion.
Post by: Yoshi55 on July 15, 2005, 08:17:12 PM
Shove SMB3 into your N64 and get a warp whistle and warp to world 4 and beat world 4.
Then Shove SMW into the N64 and beat Gnarly in exactly 1.988 Minutes. Play SM64 and you can choose Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, or Iggy Koopa. *Note* Doesn't work with other worlds (it blows your N64 to bits and makes your NES only work with N64 games).
Edited by - Yoshi55 on 7/15/2005 7:22:10 PM
Post by: white_arrow on July 15, 2005, 08:49:34 PM
Put One Piece Grand Battle in your DS Then eat the prepared copy of Silence of the Lambs.Wait 2.555555 minutes and go to the mailbag section.You wil see a pic of J.J. Playing SMB3.Then shoot your computer 3 times with a Super Soaker and watch One Piece on Toonami.After, combine Super Mario 64 with Pilotwings64 and put it in the N64.BUT WAIT!Don't turn your N64 on yet.First put the lime in the Coke like a nut and mix it all up.Then Turn on your N64 and Luffy will use Gum Gum Roket on Mario and Mario will die.NOW YOU CAN PLAY AS MONKEY D. LUFFY!
YOSHIS RULE
Post by: Yoshi55 on July 16, 2005, 06:10:39 AM
Plug the Hey you, Pikachu mic into the N64 and shout "Los3r!" and all 3 will appear and attack Mario. A computer-controlled Mario will brutally and bloodily kill all 3 enemies. Then, Mario will shove a Bob-omb into a Sega Genesis and blow the Genesis to bits.
Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo
Now you''re playing with power!
Post by: Yoshi55 on July 16, 2005, 06:28:00 AM
Do the above code and then drown Mario 5-times. Instead of a "game over" screen, It will show Mario (from SMB1 on NES) and Sonic.
You (as Mario) must kill Sonic. If you kill him, the world is free from Sonic. If Sonic wins, you die in real life.
Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo
Now you''re playing with power!
Post by: Power To Da Mario! on July 16, 2005, 10:19:48 AM
ok this one is easy... first do all the cheats above and then get 119 stars. it wont work if you have 120 or less it must be 119. Ok so, then go to the bob-omb battle feild and run around in a circle 3000 times when you get there. go back to the casstle and you will die for no reason. you will tthen be able to choose between bowser's castle or peach's.
People say, "guns dont kill people, people kill people." well i think the guns help. if you sat there and yelled bang! i dont think you would kill to many people...
Edited by - Power To Da Mario! on 7/16/2005 9:28:29 AM
Post by: Glorb on July 18, 2005, 12:21:51 PM
Suprisingly, no one has commented on this intruiging cheat before. While the N64 is on, do whatever in the game. Then, find a switch on the N64 that says "Power". Flip the switch. Amazingly, all gameplay, graphics and sound processing and even flow of electricity will cease until you turn the N64 back on! Amazing.
Well, this is where the signature goes...
Post by: Yoshi55 on July 18, 2005, 07:54:20 PM
Buy (or make) a SM64 pirate and play it, then play the officialy licensed version. When gameplay starts, you see a video of Mario on a steamroller and a bunch of Famicom/NES/Gameboy pirate software and hardware under the steamroller's rollers and Mario driving the steamroller over the stuff and crushing it. after this, the SM64 pirate blows up and you automatically beat the game and instead of a cake in the picture, it shows Mario atop a mountain of crushed pirate stuff. Instead of what Mario would usually say, he says "Thank you so much for helping me and Nintendo stop piracy". (Note: Nintendo actually steamrollered a bunch of pirate Famicom/NES/Gameboy stuff in Denmark in 1996 after finding the container full of this stuff and suing the guys that imported this.)
Edited by - Yoshi55 on 7/18/2005 6:56:33 PM
Post by: Yoshi55 on July 19, 2005, 01:45:23 AM
Watch all Mario chracters from before 1996 burn a pile of PSPs:
Steal and csmash a PSP while playing SM64 and you will see Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool, Yoshi, Toad, the rest of the SM64 cast, the SMW2 cast, the Yoshi's Safari cast, the SMW cast,and the SMB3 cast throwing PSP's into a pile of PSPs and eventually, Bowser lighting the pile on fire. When you beat the game, Mario says "Thank you so much for stopping craptastic handhelds from killing everyone on the planet"
Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo
Now you''re playing with power!
Post by: Kuroneko on July 19, 2005, 10:50:10 PM
Enter Bo-bomb Battlefield and choose the first star. Make your way to the top, where the King Bo-bomb is. Fight him, and pick him up. Throw him slightly over the edge, and jump off to grab him again. This time, though, it will look like he is resting on your legs. Find a nearby wall, and hold him up against it. Now throw him, press ABCupCdownCleftCrightRLZStart, and catch him as he flies back at you. He will explode and you'll be holding a ghost of him that is twice his original size. Jump off of the mountain exactly onto the middle of the flower patch that contains the 1UP. Now, make you way to the first portal on the mountain. Warp to the top. The ghost will be three times the original size. Make it to the very top of the mountain, and you will find the pole that appears when you race Koopa the Quick, but with a large sign that says, "ZOMG[wtd]BBQ! ZOMG[wtd]BBQ!" on it instead of the star. Throw the ghost at the sign. Depending on where you hit the sign, different things may happen. First, your "score" of how close to one of the edges will appear. If you're lucky and managed to hit the very tip of one of the edges (right works better), Mario will go blue, and morph into Klubba. Depending on your score, though, you can get characters ranging from Samus from Metroid to Ralph from Rampage: World Tour. Of course, about 89.314156925% of the time, the game will irrecoverably destroy all of your game data in SM64, and make the cheat impossible to do again. if you get it right the first time though, there is a character select at the start of your game (whee fun!), and you can do the cheat without any problems afterwards.
Post by: Tingrio on July 20, 2005, 12:00:59 PM
Beat SM64 98.7 times while watching the Match Game (the original version with Gene Rayburn not the advanced version with Rod Shafer). Then get the game boy thingy that connects to the controller and put WarioWare: Twisted into the thing. Start playing while still watching the Match Game. At the title screen, test the controller by moving it around. You'll notice that Mario goes in the direction you tell him (basically altering gravity). Now start the game by chosing a file that has no data on it. Turn the controller upside-down as soon as Mario comes out of the pipe, but before he hits the ground. Gravity will alter causing Mario to fall into the sky...and evenutally into outer space. Now turn the controller right-side-up and Gene Raybrun will fall out of the sky. You must beat the game with all 120 stars as him. At the ending when Gene Raybrun frees peach from her prision, she will fall into the sky...and eventually into outer space. Gene shurggs and says "Looks like I must bake this cake myself." and then run into the castle. The credits are nomral but with scens from the Match Game. At the cake scene (now with a Gene Rayburn figure standing next to the Match Game logo on it), Gene Rayburn will say "What a nice reward for defeating Bowser. Thank you for playing my game." The game will go back to the title screen as usual with Mario on it, but you may notice that every other monitor behind Mario has the Match Game logo on it. You can play as Gene at anytime now and the other charcters you've unlocked, but here's the big surpirse: you've also unlocked Planet Earth as a new realm of play (where you can do whatever you want as your charcters). It's also based off of real time so nothing will be the same. Have fun!
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2005, 12:24:11 PM
Start the game. Now you're playing as Mario!
Well, this is where the signature goes...
Post by: Aryniax on August 02, 2005, 10:57:17 AM
Ok, rotate Control stick 1080 degrees, then hold A, B, L, R. Now the slot 1 has name RS World. Now, select the file, and presto! You've done.
Post by: Ultima Shadow on August 03, 2005, 12:47:24 AM
1. Get up to Bowser in the Dark World.
2. Throw Bowser into a bomb.
Post by: PaperMario on August 08, 2005, 12:58:57 PM
l33t, but *~*Stealth LinK*~* does too.....
Post by: Kuroneko on August 08, 2005, 07:10:44 PM
Post by: white_arrow on August 08, 2005, 07:22:04 PM
It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on August 13, 2005, 08:10:09 PM
This cheat does really work trust me.First go out and buy a brand new Super Mario 64 cartridge(it can't be used because this cheat won't work).Then put the cartridge in and turn the power on.As soon as Mario's head comes up press A,C-up,C-down,B 100 times in under a minute.Then take your cartridge out and have your parents(if your under 21 if not you can go)down to the nearest liquor store and buy a bottle of whiskey(40 proof).Then go back home and pour it into the first controller slot.Then go out and buy a box of cigars and light one and stick it in the cartridge slot.Then turn the game back on.This time his head will appear but he will be drunk and smoking.then press L,R,L,R,A 10 times in under 25 seconds,and play with his face for 25 seconds.Doing this will make him drunker and making him start cussing.Then after he is through,a message bar will open up.Type "Mario hates fat drunkin comedians".When you do Ron White will appear and say,"I pity the fat b------ who said that.Now give my **** beer and leave !"Congratulations you can now play as Ron White,except it'll be much easier to die since you are all drunk and wobbly.
And for those of you who don't know who he is needs to sit down and watch Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Hello is this Pizza Castle?~Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Git-r-done.~Larry the Cable Guy
Edited by - mario_luigifan104 on 8/18/2005 5:46:02 PM
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 31, 2005, 09:01:57 PM
Before you put in the SM64 cartrige, spoon 12 cans of baby food, then put in the cartrige, turn on your system, and a Baby Wario should pop out of your system, and he will say "CHANGE MY DIAPER!!" do what he commands 50 times, and pick his nose 45 times, then he will dissapear turning all your food into the dirty diapers that you forgot to throw away, you must then only eat the diapers for food for one week the next morning you will throw up on your N64 causing you to get some new disease for bad eye sight, hearing problems, so when you restart your system, when it starts you should hear that dreaded Baby Wario voice, choose any file and ta-da!! you can play as Baby Wario the controls are control stick to scoot your fat old diaper around, A to fart on enemies, B to jump 2 inches high, c-stick to look inside that poopified body, L to hop 2 inches off the ground and then B to pound the ground with your diaper, R look through the eyes of the discusto-baby, Z to hypnotize you into coming up to the screen only 2 inches away from the screen and make yourself completly blind, and bang your head staight into the window, and I guess you'll die, thinking "Wow, I guess I should never take a fake cheat seriously!"
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Post by: Yoshi55 on September 17, 2005, 09:22:56 PM
smash the consoles and games made by Sony,
Sega, and Microsoft. If you put the game in a
Virtual Boy, it will be virtual!
Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo
Now you''re playing with power!
Post by: HolyAarom on September 18, 2005, 09:15:47 AM
First become a new member and anooy everyone get banned 37 times. For your new username put SM64 cheat. Then reply to only Deezer's topics. Then play football with your N64. DO NOT PLAY WITH ANYBODY OVER 40. Then take a Madden NFL 2006 DS card and eat it. Your saliva will touch the card and electrocute you. You will then have a dream where you have to play Mario is Missing and if you win you wake up. Then play SM64 and a new menu will say select character. Here are 5 of 3000 available characters.
s-speed
p-power
j-jump
sp-special ability
Aarom11
s-3
p-3
j-3
sp-nothing
Deezer
s-4
p-2
j-3
sp- shoot laser beams from his contacts/glasses
PaperMario
s-5
p-4
j-4
sp-Become paper and be invincible speed and power will become 2.
Mr.Wiggles
s-3
p-4
j-6
sp-lower jump to increase speed and have wigglers attack.
Watoad
s-5
p-0
j-5
sp-spray a cheesy goo that is an instant kill. You only have 50 shots.
I'm am not trying to insult anybody by giving them a low speed or power.
Nintendo,Mario,and Bomberman pwns. Sony,Microsoft,and Halo are n00bs.
Post by: Ambulance Y on September 20, 2005, 08:24:46 PM
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 20, 2005, 08:31:57 PM
Okay, that the game pak and feed it to your dog. When it finally comes out, put the pak into N64. The game should start, and when it does, Mario will be a pile of poop.
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 22, 2005, 04:14:04 PM
First insert Kirby 64, and beast the whole game, go on eBay and buy the Kirby: Fright to the Finish DVD, while watching it do not blink your eyes or close them for any reason, after it's over in exactly 12 seconds you must put in the SM64 cartrige(But do not turn off or eject the DVD), go to File A, And it should ask you to lick every nook and cranny of your controller, do that and Mario will appear very wet and will say "Will you please hurry and insert that dumb Kirby 64 game so I can find a substatute!" then you must do what he says and when you start Kirby 64 you will play as Mario, at that point you can choose if you want to go to Meta Knight's lair and then select "Yes", you then must find Meta Knight and talk to him insert SM64, and you can then play as Meta Knight!
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/22/2005 3:14:48 PM
Post by: dude677 on October 12, 2005, 02:02:43 PM
Put on the game. Take a picture of yourself facing backwards and glue on the part of the screen of where mario is. There!! You're playing yourself. Good luck trying to beat Bowser!!
I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
Edited by - Dude677 on 10/12/2005 5:21:42 PM
Post by: HolyAarom on October 12, 2005, 04:00:28 PM
Mario and Luigi They''re our men, If they can''t triple-jump and ground pound no one can!
Post by: BP on October 12, 2005, 11:43:26 PM
First, cut open the rubber lining in the 64's and cube's controllers. Be careful not to cut the wires. Link the wires to each other at random until it works.
Why do they give electric toothbrushes names like there are different models? They''re not cars!
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 07:28:54 AM
Beat Bowser in MK:DD and then Jam SM64 in the GC your GC will break but you will see Luigi instead of Mario?
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Post by: Dud Bomb on October 15, 2005, 02:43:54 AM
first eat 100 pies and your cartridge in 10 min complete super mario sunshine while u take a dump now find the cartridge and shove it in a ps2 then play san andreas and complete it in 30 min eat the disc and put the ps2 outside and get it at 4:00 in the morning take the cartridge out and make a milkshake out of the ps2 buy a xbox and put your mkdd disc in it and to your suprize your playing halo 2 complete that in 10 min then beat the champian on online mode stuff your 64 in the xbox and ram the cartridge in the disc tray now get a nes controller and force it in the slot show your mum and she will say THAT COST ME 1500$ you little prick and she will spank u make sure your xbox n64 cross machine is waching when your mum grounds u for a month and leaves the room it will mock u MUHAHAHAHAHA swear at it and play basketball with it at 12:00 at night and get 100 points in 3 pointers without mising pull the 64 out of the xbox and get the cartridge set it up and complete every 64 game now put in super mario 64 and go file a and get 120 stars and beat bowser 50 times without touching his tail reset the console and fART ON IT mario will faint go to file a and luigi is in his place blow marajuana smoke on the cartridge luigi will now sing the becose i got high song stuff cocaine in the thing undreneeth the console and luigi will faint mayamoto will come to your house and say nice one now howe am i supose to make money and smake u in the face fart on him and he will faint shove the cartridge up his nose and get it 2 hours later u can now play as waluigi
have fun
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 15, 2005, 03:50:18 PM
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Post by: dude677 on November 20, 2005, 11:21:21 AM
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 20, 2005, 12:52:39 PM
Post by: yoshimastar on November 20, 2005, 01:34:24 PM
Go inside the fireplace in the big caslte in the sky in the Rainbow Cruise level.
Post by: Mad dog on November 20, 2005, 07:49:05 PM
Beat the game 600 times.Then start a new file and go to the castle,Donkey Kong will be running around.Mario will go after him,Donkey kong will make Mario fall into the floor to the first Bowser stage.Donkey kong will lock the star door up and walk out.Now you will take control of Donkey kong.
Post by: Yoshi55 on November 27, 2005, 04:22:14 AM
1. Put the chip from SM64 into a SMB3 cart from exactly 1988 (it does exist)
2. Take the adaptor out of a Gyromite cart (if you have a Famicom, ignore this step)
3. shove your N64 into the Gyromite cart casing
4. connect the adaptor to the SMB3 cart and put it in the Nintendo Entertainment System
5. hook up a ROB and turn the NES on.
You'll be playing SM64 on an NES. Iggy will tell Mario that he surrenders. Not only will you be playing SM64 on a 20-year old console,
you can even switch between Mario and Iggy.
Post by: Khold on December 07, 2005, 07:09:16 PM
I found this awsome cheat when I was playing SM64! Okay, okay, here it is:
When at a level with fire, JUMP IN THE FIRE!!! Amazingly, Mario will be like a walking torch for about 3 seconds!
WARNING: This cheat might kill you. If you do not wish to end your life, only do this if you have more than 3 power.
Thank me at flamingmario@themoon.SM64.com
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 07, 2005, 07:24:11 PM
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on December 18, 2005, 10:28:54 AM
Play Mario Kart 64: take out SM64 cartridge. insert MK64. Turn power switch on. WOW!!!
Play as Shadow the Hedgehog in "Snowman's Land": First you must get all 120 stars. Now unlock all secret characters already mentioned in this thread. Then press start in "Snowman's land."Now press a, b, c up, c down, c left, c right, u p, down, left, right, l, r, z, z, z, z, z,z ,z z, z,z ,,zz, z,z,z ,z,z . Now throw your n64 against the nearest wall after drawing mario on it with fish guts. If the n64 still works, you may have created a glitch where you see your character blackish now and it lightly resembles shadow the hedgehog. there you go.
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 18, 2005, 12:58:11 PM
1: Shove the Back to the Future NES cart into the N64 cartridge slot
2: beat the game. Instead of the normal ending, it wil show 8-bit Mario changing the past.
3: Watch things Sega disappear.
Now Sega's evilness is now gone forever!
Post by: BP on December 18, 2005, 03:32:42 PM
Post by: Soup or Mario? on December 24, 2005, 01:18:44 PM
Shove an american flag in your N64 then play SM64 instead of mario's face popping up, it will be a sign that says: Gone for 4th" and Uncle Sam will come and take Mario's place. It only applys until July 5th, then Mario kicks sam's butt and takes back his place.
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 04:41:44 PM
connect a R.O.B. to N64 slot 1. Shove Gyromite into the cartridge slot. Instead of Gyromite, you'll be playing SM64 with R.O.B. If you replace Gyromite with SM64, it does nothing. If you remove R.O.B, your N64 will explode and make your NES only play N64 games and not work with NES games.
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 04:45:13 PM
Jam a GB camera and printer into your N64 slot. Pound on the system until the printer starts to work. You'll get a message saying "This is what Nintendo tried to hide." You'll be sucked into the game and the only way out is to find a plaid Koopa named Mr.Oysterhead. If you find a plaid Kooap named Mr. Oysterhead, you'll be forced to start over in a Chuck E. Cheeses w/ cannible Chuck E. Cheese mouses.
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 04:56:40 PM
1. Shove the SMB3 Famicom cartridge into the N64
2. beat the game
3. shove SM64 (japanese version) into the N64 slot
4. You'll be playing a 3D SMB3 with 2D NES sprites. Beat it and you are sucked into the game.
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 24, 2005, 08:21:23 PM
1.pick a bomb-omb up, and run in circles clockwise 10 times.
2.exit the stage, and youll be still holding a bomb-om.
3.enter the final bowser battle while still holding it.
4.feed the bomb-om to bowser, and watch him explode.
5. rip the game out of the n64
6.hit it with a sledgehammer, then throw it out of the window.
7.get it and stuff it back in the n64
8. play as a bombomb and explode (and reform) whenever you want
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 25, 2005, 10:27:54 AM
1. turn on your n64 and play sm64 with the 1st file.
2. beat the entire game
3. when peach is about to kiss mario, press a, up, b and there will be a cutscene. princess peach will pull out a rifle and pull the trigger at mario head and kill him.
4. the blast is so intense that it's blow's clear away. princess peach says: oh well, I guess i'll have to go find mario's corpse!
5. the screen turns black and a sigh come up that says SPP64: the quest to find mario's corpse.
6. to continue the game, take SM64 (or should i say SPP64) and stomp on it, attempt to flushi t down the toilet, then spit on it and cover it in glue.
7. glue little pink sparkles all over it and you will be able to play SSP64: the quest ot find mario's corpse.
Post by: Tingrio on December 25, 2005, 03:01:57 PM
Get 101 coins excatly in all levels without getting hurt. Then play any Rolling Stone album for full length. Play SM64 and go to the Hazy Maze cave entrance. Sing "Jumpin Jack Flash" in front of the portal. Mario will then sound like Mick Jagger and jump into the portal. You'll be in Bowser's Castle instead of Hazy Maze Cave. Goto the throne room and run around in circles 12,000,000 times. Mario will be dizzy and Mick Jagger will come to your house and jump into the TV. Bowser will come in to the throne room and Mick will beat up Bowser with his gitar. The screen should go blank and then return to the start screen with Mick instead of Mario.
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 11:21:39 PM
1. Shove SM64 into an NES
2. Plug in a Zapper
3. Tun on the NES
4. Beat last Bowser
5. Instead of the normal ending, there will be a cut scene where Mario pulls out a gray NES Zapper and shoots Bowser. Shoot Bowser's corpse with Zapper to continue.
6. After the ending, hold down the reset button while turning off the NES.
7. Turn the NES back on. The gfx will look like 3D Super Mario Bros. sprites.
8. Press b button on NES controller to fire Zapper. Press A to jump.
Mario will be holding a Zapper in his hand in SM64. But, if you use the cartridge in an N64, it will explode, so only use in an NES. When turning off the system, hold dsown reset button while turning off the NES control deck.
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 11:56:04 PM
1. Buy 2 TVs.
2. Buy 2 N64 consoles.
3. Buy 2 controllers.
4. Buy SM64.
5. Run out of money.
6. Beg your parents for money.
7. Buy SSB.
8. Set everything up close to you.
9. Play them.
10. Enjoy, or else...
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 12:02:26 AM
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 03, 2006, 06:37:56 PM
1. Shove Mario's Time machine for NES (will not work with SNES, must be NES) into the N64.
2. Return the sledgehammer to 1989 in the game.
3. Shove Back to the Future on NES into the N64
4. Beat the game.
The moment you beat BttF, you and your NES/Famicom will be whisked away to 1955. If you don't have an NES, R.O.B. will kill you if you do this cheat without owning an NES/Famicom. To get back, hit reset on the NES/Famicom and you wil be transported to 1985. You can't get back to 2006. You can only go between 1955 and 1985.
Post by: BP on January 03, 2006, 06:42:29 PM
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 03, 2006, 06:54:22 PM
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 03, 2006, 08:20:34 PM
Get 120 stars. Go to the Dark World (get 120 stars, shoot to the castle roof, get the winged cap, go back to the cannon, align the cannon with the tower, aim as high as you can, shoot). Go through the door and the hall that leads to the backyard. Go to the star that (supossedly) says 'L is real 2041'. Ground pound in front of it. A trapdoor should appear underneath you. Fall through it. This will be your last fight with Bowser. Beat him, then when the game resets you should be able to play as Luigi.
For the real code:
Get a gameshark and enter a code to turn Mario green.
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 03, 2006, 10:27:17 PM
1. Beat SM64 while eating a ham sandwich with your feet.
2. Steal a Mario toy.
3. Grind it up somehow, so it turns into powder.
4. Put it in an enchilada.
5. Dress the enchilada up as Mario.
Congrats! You have now replaced Mario with an echildada! Play with him!
Post by: BP on January 03, 2006, 11:15:32 PM
Get a can of dust remover and tilt it downwad. Test to see if icy vapor comes out. You have the option to breathe this, if you don't mind losing a life.
Now, spray this stuff into the bottom of the SM64 cartridge. Try to play it, and the castle is covered in snow! All the levels are ice levels; Bob-Omb Battlefield becomes slippery snowmen appear, Cool Cool Mountain music is played. In water levels, the water has completely frozen, try walking on the ice. Levels that were already ice levels are completely snowed-in, and when you enter you'll suffocate. Shifting Sand Land is so hot it became a water level, and you can swim anywhere you like. The pyramid's completely flooded, so you'l drown if you enter it. Lethal Lava Land is the same, but the lava's cooled.
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 05, 2006, 11:16:27 AM
Post by: SolidShroom on June 03, 2006, 11:22:32 AM
Turn SM64 into an RPG.
First stick in SM64 and get 23 stars in under five minutes. If you do this then a sign that says "Insert Paper Mario, dirtbag!"will appear. If you have Paper Mario insert it. If not, make an origami Mario and cram it into the N64. After this, paper mario or the mario you made of paper will glitch up the screen. Then you kick the N64 at approx. 12.34545645576457 mph. If you did this, SM64 will magically appear in your N64. If you did this wrong, Superman 64 will magically apear in your N64 and it will be stuck for eternity. Anyway, turn SM64 on and at the mario head thing, pull on his head at the exact dimensions and it will turn into a sword. click your hand on the handle and the screen will turn white. At this moment, you have to get up and sing bohemian Rhapsody while hitting A approx 247896745764 times during the duration of this song. If you don't do this exactly, your games will all turn into Superman 64. If you manage this, the file screen will appear. Choose one and "tada" it will be a turn-based RPG!
Post by: Glorb on June 03, 2006, 01:33:55 PM
1. Rob Nintendo's headquarters and find a Wii prototype.
2. Take a potato and shove it into your SNES.
3. Plug the SNES into the Wii.
4. Plug the Super Wii'tato into your VCR, and insert SM64 into your toaster.
5. Play Wii'tato III: The Alien Wars until your SM64 cartridge is done, or has become a golden flaky brown. Be careful, the filling is hot!
6. Plug the toasty SM64 cart into the Super Wii'tato and wait.
7. What were we talking about again?
Post by: fuzzy on June 09, 2006, 03:57:05 PM
After beating the game with 120 stars, go to the Hazy Maze Cave level and on the title screen where you select a star ranging from 1 to 6, press A,A,Z,B,B,A,Z,A,B in the logical order, and select the first star for the level. If you did this correctly, you should hear Ronald McDonald laugh before the level begins. Go to the hazy maze part of the level and keep walking around until you see Ronald McDonald chewing on the tip of one of his big red shoes and laughing. DO NOT GET CLOSE TO HIM!!! If you get to close then he will run away and you can never get him. So at a safe distance, do a backflip, and while Mario does his backflip rotate the joystick clockwise four times, and then rip the joystick out of the controller. If done correctly, Mario should land on his head and black out. At that, Ronald McDonald will approach Mario and start shoving hamburgers in his mouth. This will kill Mario and you will never get to play as him again, but you now get to play as Ronald McDonald!!!
BONUS: If you beat the last Bowser and save the Princess something different will happen. When Peach suggests that everybody bakes a cake for Ronald, he will take off one of his shoes and start to beat Princess Peach with it. The two toads will get scared and jump off of the bridge into the moat and drown. Ronald then laughs and says, "No cake for me! Just hamburgers!" Then the Hamburgler will jump out of the stained-glass window and start dancing with Ronald as the two eat hamburgers. Then the game will explode killing you if you don't have the proper protection.
Post by: The Chef on June 09, 2006, 06:41:09 PM
First, you must start a new game on File C. This the only way to find it. Beat the game at a normal pace, however, DO NOT collect more than 70 stars, which is the number required to beat the game. After beating the final Bowser, watch the ending. When the picture of the cake comes up, do the Famous Konami Code (Up+Up+Down+Down+Left+Right+Left+Right+B+A) and the game will reset. At this point, you must go and collect the rest of the stars to make 120. After that, beat the game once more and it will reset itself automatically. Then use the newly unlocked cannon to shoot yourself up to the roof and get the 100 lives from Yoshi. Now's the tricky part. You must race the Big Penguin again (who is now twice as large due to finding the 120 stars) and beat him 7 times straight. If you do, he'll tell you to go to Jolly Roger Bay. Go there and you'll find the box on the ship that slides back and forth. Ground pound it and a star will pop out. You will reappear in the castle 1st floor. Congaradulations! You have found the 121st star! With this, you can unlock a few other secrets.
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on June 10, 2006, 05:22:20 PM
1) Get your N64 and smash your mother with it
2) Go to File B
3) Go to The Princess's Secret Slide
4) Do The Robot before racing Bob Saget
5) Race Bob Saget
6) Chase your dog's tail for it before you get the star from Bob Saget
7) Eat a BigMac
8) Stuff carrots in your noseholes
9) Mario will finally get bored and come out of the TV and drink some soy milk
10) After doing this, press A,A,A,B,B,R,L,L,A,L while balancing a chocolate milkshake on your head
11) A black box will come out of nowhere.
12) Waluigi will appear.
13) Congrats! You unlocked Waluigi!
Post by: The Chef on June 10, 2006, 07:17:56 PM
With the 121st star in hand, head for the courtyard and you'll fing that the water surrounding the star statue has dissappeared. Walk up to the L is Real sign and read it to cause the statue to break, revealing an entrance to a difficult sub-course. Get to the end a you'll find Luigi who will thank you for finding him. Congradulations! You have found Luigi! When you restart the game, there will be a green L next to File C on the select screen. Select it and you can switch to Luigi by pressing L.
Post by: SushieBoy on June 30, 2006, 10:55:59 PM
play as SushieBoy:
first spin around in place until you feel dizzy,If done correctly you should barf all over your N64.Instead of cleaning up the mess stick in your copy of SM64.When mario's head pops out he'll say "I ain't feelin' too good" And barf all over the screen.Making It hard to see.The only way to clean up the screen is to jump into your console.inside the game you have to find all 121 stars first.DO NOT GO TO SEE YOSHI. The cheat wont work.After that go to course one and use the wing cap to ride in the sky.you should find a new platform in the sky with a cannon on it.Ride it and If done correctly you should go through the sky and rip a hole in it.You'll land in a room that has a painting that leads to course 16: Kanoko Noko Bay.It's a strange place beside the ocean.it only holds one mission:A race with Dash The Goomba.B DtG in a race to Noko Mountain.He wont give you a star but he'll tell you to go out to the castle roof.If you do instead of seeing Yoshi you'll see me! SushieBoy,anyway,I will tell you to go clean up Mario's mess.you will never return.Then Sushieboy will take control of the game.I can fly,punch,kick and shoot lasers out of my eyes!And many other stuff,enjoy!
Post by: The Chef on July 01, 2006, 04:18:53 PM
After unlocking Luigi, head for Course 1: Bob-omb Battlefield and select Star 2: Footrace With Koopa the Quick, as Luigi, that is. Beat KTQ and he will tell you to go to the mirror room on the 2nd floor. Punch the mirror and a message will appear saying that you have just unlocked Mirror Mode. Now the previously unusable paintings on the 2nd floor will be activated and enterin one will allow you to play the mirror version of that course. Only Courses 1,2,3 and 4 are available, though.
Final Final Battle:
Once again, select Luigi and head for Course 13: Tiny-Huge Island. Select Rematch With KTQ and beat him. He will say to go up to the Tower. Once there, punch the clock base and it will shatter,revealing a hallway with a door marked "121". Open it up and you will fing the hardest course in the game. Luigi isn't allowed in, either. At the end, you will fight Bowser one last time. To beat him, you must throw him onto the bombs 5 times. he will also use every single attack form the previous battles. After beating him, you will see the ending once again, only Luigi will be there and the picture at the end looks different.
Post by: SushieBoy on July 01, 2006, 09:50:19 PM
First go to the main lobby,and walk a few steps.And start to ground pound the floor. Do it 2041 times and if done correctly you should crash through the floor and reveal Peach's Secret Free Fall! You're falling at fantastic speeds collecting coins and mouse pads. Remember to ground pound once you reach the bottom, you'll be in a room where a pink MnM will be sitting down.Talk to her and she'll tell you go to whomp's Fortress.She'll give you iron knucles...... To be continued..
Post by: SushieBoy on July 02, 2006, 09:58:02 PM
Once you're at Whomp's fortress use your iron knuckes to break a stone wall (any) and you'll find a secret room where a nerd and a huge computer lie at. Talk to the nerd and he'll say he is attempting to build the largest computer in the world. But he hasn't had metarial to make the mouse pad. What you need to do is go back to Peach's Secret Free Fall and collect 20 mouse pads if you have less than 20. When you get 20 mouse pads talk to the nerd again and he'll stick the mouse pads together into a huge pad. Then he'll tell you to go to course three. He will give you drill shoes. When you're at stage three use the drill shoe's to drill a hole at the starting space. You'll go throught the floor and finally! You have unlocked Jolly Rancher Junk Yard! A course in a course! You also get to keep the iron knuckles and rill shoes and Peach's Secret Free Fall! You might find new secrets with these!
Post by: Dusk on November 26, 2006, 07:26:35 PM
Play as a monkey.
1. Go to the stage Tall Tall Mountain.
2. Go up to Ukkikki.
3. Punch him 300 times.
4. Mario will get monkey hair on his hands and start picking it off.
5. One strand will get caught in his mouth. He will swallow it.
6. Wait until 13:00 in the morning.
7. Drink chocolate milk. If you're allergic, TOO BAD!
8. Take out the cartridge.
9. Breathe on the cartridge.
10. Put it in, and start a new file.
11. Mario will state he feels funny.
12. He will grow more hair, and a tail.
13. You are now a monkey, with an added twist: All levels have to be done before Ukkikki catches you. If he does, you automaticly die, because There's "Not enough room for you."
Post by: Robert on November 26, 2006, 10:22:24 PM
Turn the game into a First person shooter:
First, go out and buy a handgun. Then, erase all your progress in every file on your game so far. Begin the game on file B and only file B. It won't work on any other file. After you hear Peach's letter and you take control of Mario, go to the first mission of Bob-omb Battlefeild. Find a Goomba, and keep running around him in circles over & over again ten times. Pull out your gun, because as soon as you circle the Goomba the tenth time, a water bomb will drop on Mario. The trick is to shoot your N64 the second the water bomb hits Mario. If you accompish this, you bullet you fired will appear on screen out of nowhere, still traveling from wence you fired it, and hit Mario. If Mario survives, then make him face the camera. Press and hold the C-up button. The Camera will zoom in on Mario's face. Eventually, the camera will clip through Mario's face, at witch point you will actually see through the eyes of Mario. Press the button you'd use to make Mario punch to fire a fireball. Congratulations! You are now playing SM64 as an FPS.
Play as the Burger King:
Take out the SM64 cartrige and shove a Whooper from BK in the cartrige slot. Place the SM64 cartrige in the cartrige slot while the burger is still in. Turn on the N64. When you hear Mario say, "Its-a me, Mario!" Hold down the R trigger and do not release until I say so. Select a file to play. release the R trigger. When you're in control of Mario, get up to the Castle rooftop by any means EXCEPT blasting up there in the cannon. If you use the cannon, your SM64 cartrige will implode. Once you've gotten up to the castle rooftop, punch the ! box to get the wing cap, which will allow you to fly. Fly over to the castle's right tower and fly through one of the tower's windows. Flying through any of it's windows will cause Mario to break through the glass, and appear in a secret room inside the tower. The room is tall and has no defining features/furniture, except a painting of the Burger King. Jump into the painting to be transported to a new level. This level is the exact same as the level, "Bowser in the Dark World", except all the Goombas have been replaced with walking burgers. When you get to the boss of the level, you'll discover not Bowser, but the Burger King. He'll explain that he killed Bowser, and he wants to kill Mario next. The battle will begin. His only attack is to chase after Mario trying to grab him. If he succeeds, he will force-feed Mario burgers until his artiries (sp?) are clogged up from cholesteral consumption, and Mario dies. You can beat him by grabbing the back of his robe, and swinging him around like Bowser until you throw him off the battlefaild. However, if you beat him, he will be gone for good and you will never have a second chance to unlock him. Instead, let him beat you. When Mario dies, the Burger king will say, "Oh, I killed Mario. I guess someone has to take his place...". The game will automatically turn off. Turn it back on, and the Burger King will replace Mario as the playable character. He plays the exact same as Mario, except when you stop for a long time, the Burger King will sit down and start eating burgers as opposed to sleeping like Mario. The more he eat, the fatter he'll get. The fatter he gats, the slower he will move and his jumps will be lower. If he eats too many burgers, he will have a heart attack and die. It's a neat novelty.
Okay, maybe those weren't so quick >_>.
Post by: Jman on November 26, 2006, 11:10:57 PM
First, watch 5 straight hours of Animaniacs. Then, pick up a girl with the line "Hellooooooooooooo Nurse!" After that, sing the nations of the world song 5 times its original speed. If that's not enough, quote Animaniacs in any given situation, much to the annoyance of your friends. Write 15 and a half of your own Animaniacs episodes, and brag about it to your friends. Sing "Yakko's Universe" in the lunchroom at your school for all to hear, and then come home and Super Mario 64 will have transformed into Super Yakko 64.2 Enjoy driving Bowser crazy with Yakko's antics!
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 27, 2006, 04:04:08 AM
On a new file press both shoulder buttons, c-up and the Z-Trigger during the opening sequence. You should hear a zombie groan if done correctly. Now all the characters in the game will become zombies, including Peach and Bowser. Completing the game in under 6 hours unlocks 'Resident Luigi mode' where all enemies deal double damage. Also watch for the stunning end sequence where mario rescues the princess, only for him to be have his brain eaten by her.
Post by: SushieBoy on November 27, 2006, 02:32:40 PM
First, unlock the brass knuckles, then find the Toad in the main room, talk to him until you have a child, if you still have the game, punch Toad until your son (It must be a boy, the cheat won't work!) Finally after the graduation paerty say these exact words to him "Oh son, even though I'll always be here, playing video games, I know you'll make me proud" say any other sissy stuff until he cries, then hug him exactly fifteen times, if you are still alive, talk to toad one last time and instead of the normal he says "I hate you Mario, you have bugged me for the last time!!!" Exactly when Toad blinks for the 4th time, turn off the game, if not, your son will explode, tehn turn the game, ans select file G, the game will be diffrent, the castle, destroyed, you will have to kill Toad which is outside, to rebuild the castle, and the only way to is to insult his mother and call him names, focus on how fat, and how stupid she is, after beating toad in a Yo' Momma match, he should give you...... A thousand dollars in cash money! turn off the game, back on again, and , Congrats! You have killed toad and can now play as him!
Note: If you strech out toads head enough to resemble mario, you'll be able to play as him again! And Vice Versa.
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on December 09, 2006, 07:01:56 PM
To play as Daisy:
Okay, go to File D. Go into the castle. Now take it out and the game should freeze. Next, eat a muffin and Mario will come and say,"That was my muffin!" Then Mario will punch you and then he'll go back in the game. Now, pick up a Mario Kart: DD and that comic from my topic: "Most ANNOYING Moments in Mario Kart Games", then unleash Captain Planet and Willy Wonka to help you combine them together. Once that's done, jam it into your N64, and the game will continue, only Daisy will take Mario's place and say the whole entire time: HI, I'M DAISY! HI, I'M DAISY! Do not do this if you suffer from "Princess Daisy is Annoying Syndrom".
Post by: Dusk on January 08, 2007, 07:01:37 PM
Become PIE!
1) Eat pie!
2) Breathe Pie!
3) Live Pie! (I don't know HOW, just TRY!)
4) Play SM64
5) Get all 3,921,875,961,973,528,721,074,308,672,983,476 (Half of those involve REAL LIVE THINGS!)
6) Eat MORE pie. Mmm.... Pie... *gurgle*
7) EXPLODE YOUR MONEYS!
8) Watch Super Mario Super Show, and recite EVERY LINE as it happens for EVERY EPISODE! (If you mess up, you have to start over.)
9) Mario will destroy you!
10) You will go to the MK After-Life, where you can be whatever!
11) Choose SM64, and Pie!
12) EXPLODE YOUR GARMENTS!
13) Make new ones out of cheese!
14) Now you will explode.
15) Cannibal Shy Guys will turn you into PIE! Congrats!
Post by: Jman on January 08, 2007, 10:50:20 PM
Why do we not let it die?
8) Watch Super Mario Super Show, and recite EVERY LINE as it happens for EVERY EPISODE! (If you mess up, you have to start over.)
How about: Quote every line of every episode to your friends, if they can stand it, you can go on.
Post by: kirbyman on January 10, 2007, 07:20:37 PM
Get ten stars, and wall jump through the clock in the tower. The game will freeze up. Turn off the game, enter a NEW file as "TOMNOOK." Beat the game, get 120 stars, and you will here Animalese at the end, "GHNGHGNZFGNWAEBGGGN!!!!" (translation: You've unlocked Tom Nook!) Erase that file, eat some pork, and enter yet ANOTHER file, as "GIBBERISH." You beat the game, get exactly 50 stars, and go find the Toad at the front door, and he will say "YOU SUCK, CRAPHEAD! I WILL TURN YOU INTO A GYROID WITH MY MUSHROOM MAGIC!!! HA! HA! HA!" You are now a gyroid! (delete that file and enter your name as whatever gyroid you want (i.e. MEGA OOMBLOID ) trust me.)
Happy Fake glitch!
Post by: WarpRattler on January 21, 2007, 06:39:16 AM
First, play Super Mario 64. Keep doing this until you get bored, or beat the game, whichever comes first. Then turn off the N64, remove SM64, and insert another cartridge. Turn on the N64, and presto, you're playing another game (unless you have multiple copies of SM64 for some reason and put in another copy, in which case you're playing the exact same game, and you have to start the cheat over).
Believe it or not, this cheat works on SM64DS as well! Simply replace "SM64", "N64", and "cartridge" with "SM64DS", "DS", and "card", respectively.
Post by: kirbyman on January 25, 2007, 04:17:12 PM
Turn on the game. (duh...) Enter a new file as "BLAH". Erase it, turn it off, then repeat the process. Now turn it on and Mario won't be there! Instead it will be Eggman, and he will say, (for no reason whatsoever...) "I HATE Driving!" The game will glitch, with a wierd "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!"
Turn off the game, and erase the file "BLAH". Now start a file as "DON CORNEILIEUS." Now play the game, and Mario will be invisible!
Submitted by, "kirbyman" on 1/25/06. (c) kirbyman. (duh.)
Post by: SushieBoy on January 25, 2007, 04:35:40 PM
Post by: kirbyman on January 28, 2007, 12:10:40 PM
EDIT: I remember now!
Post by: SushieBoy on January 28, 2007, 12:56:50 PM
How to give mario power up's:
First, get all 121 stars, but don't see Yoshi! Start the game, and before mario say's "It's a me mario!" press A B L L R A, then select file 6, the game will be normal, just have mario walk over to the waterfall, and attempt jumping inside, and Mario will! It's a small room, with a sign and an original SMB block, the sign will read "You have found the secret area! And now you only have one last task, use the firey flower in the box above and defeat Giant Yoshi and you'll get a big suprise!"
Now, to trigger Giant Yoshi, you must unlock Toad using my other cheat, once you have Toad, talk to the Toad that's in the dungeon below the castle, when you arrive there, all the Toad's of the castle will be there, 5 total, each with a diffrent color dots and vest, they'll accuse you of leaving your post, and jump you, you'll duke it out with each toad around the castle, what you have to do is locate each toad and fire ball it from behind, watch out for Green toad's signature move, spores! Once you defeat all toad's, The Blue toad, will say "You may have destroyed my toad army, but you won't escape this!"
He will then do a little dance, the walls will rumble and your contoller will shake, use the cannon to blast onto the top of the castle, collect the lives and stuff (You'll need them!) Go to the area where yoshi should be, and he'll be huge! triple the size of bowser! And breating fire! then Mario will arrive to the scene, and tell you try to work together and destroy him, the strategy to beat him is to alternate characters by pressing the d-pad, first, use Toad to bombard him with fireballs, avoding the shockwaves, fire, and egg explosions, once he's down, switch to Mario, and grab him by the tail, and slam him into the castle tower! repeat until the tower collapses, and GY will fall to the moat, destroying the bridge, Toad and Mario will sigh in relief, but then Yoshi will growl and say "This battle isn't over yet!"
He'll jump out of the moat, and onto the grass, the Luigi will come, but his head explodes for some reason, now, GY will throw a giant egg towards the castle, have your characters jump off and slam onto the water, and leave Luigi to die, (He's still squirming around) Meanwhile, recover your health in the water, than jump onto the grass, and face GY in a last battle, what you have to do is avoid GY attacks, and wait for him to fire an egg, switch to toad and stop it in it' tracks by fireballing it, then carry it to the cannon, aim it at GY before he murders you, and fire! Repeat and you'll beat him! he'll combust into the air, and drop a bunch of boxes, in midair, the two heroes will jump around, joyfull, then walk back to the half broken castle, the bridge will be fixed somehow, then Peach will arrive and congrlagulate you, but she's worried about the castle, and how it's gonna be fixed, "don't worry!" Toad continued, " I have plenty of cash money! Good for fixing the castle!" the screen will turn black, good job, you did a special cheat!
Note: this wont work in SM64DS because the pause screen is diffrent)
Post by: kirbyman on February 04, 2007, 10:43:49 AM
Jump down a hole and die. You're now Daisy!
Post by: SushieBoy on February 04, 2007, 11:09:13 AM
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 05, 2007, 10:15:22 PM
Hm, dunno if there's a code for that one.
Post by: WarpRattler on February 06, 2007, 02:40:15 PM
Post by: SushieBoy on February 06, 2007, 02:50:41 PM
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 06, 2007, 04:21:44 PM
Post by: SushieBoy on February 06, 2007, 06:15:56 PM
NEW CHEAT!!
Swap Mario's overall and shirt color:
First, boot up SM64, but have the cartridge inside the contol socket, and the controller in the cartridge socket. Start the game as usual, select a new file (the file must be untouched! If not, your console explodes) and collect a total of 14 stars in ONLY courses 1, 9, and 47. After all that, reset, and then, rip out the A and B buttons, and place them in oppisite sockets. Same with the L and R buttons, then rip out the C buttons and have them pointing inward, not outward, then rip out the anolog stick stick, and place it backwards. After all that is done, plug the contoller in the 4th Cartridge socket, then plug it out, and place a normal one in, paint your N64 all over in these coats of brand name paint in order, red blue red blue yellow orange black, and the special edition glow-in-the dark neon orange!(Only availible in Japan!) then turn the game on, If done right, Mario's face will appear upside-down! spend some time putting it back to normal, after that, select any file, and Walla! you have swapped mario's overall and shirt color! works with toad too!
NOTE: there is a 99.9% chance that nothing will happen!
WARNING: IN A PERIOD 92 YEARS, DO NOT INHALE THE MINTY FRESH FUMES OF THE SPECIAL EDITION GLOW-IN-THE DARK NEON ORANGE PAINT COAT, IF SO, IT MAY CAUSE DEATH.
Now this is what I call a cheat!
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 06, 2007, 06:20:04 PM
?
I put that there because I have no idea what you're talking about.
Post by: SushieBoy on February 06, 2007, 06:24:55 PM
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 06, 2007, 06:36:10 PM
Post by: SushieBoy on February 06, 2007, 06:54:46 PM
Post by: kirbyman on February 18, 2007, 08:56:19 PM
YET ANOTHER REAL BIG HEAT... ER... CHEAT!
Be Yoshi:
Get all 4,695,356,469,725,698 Stars. Get exactly 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 coins. Now then, go talk to Yoshi, DO NOT SAVE, turn off the game, smash it in presicely 1,000 pieces, bury them into the ground in 326 different country's, wait 31 weeks, dig them all up except the main hard-drive. Now buy a new N64, put in SM64, press BBAAZRLLCAAAAABBBBBBBAAZZRLRLRLRL ^ > < < < < BABABABABABABZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA. Now eat pork, and play the 5,631,524,987th file. Select it and play as Yoshi!
WARNING: May never work because this is %0.00000000000000000000001 True!
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on February 26, 2007, 09:51:00 PM
Fuse any LoZ game with SM64.Put it in. Tah da!You can play as Link!Hip-hip-horray!!
Post by: warioman on April 06, 2007, 10:29:59 AM
and then you do this
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Post by: PaperLuigi on April 06, 2007, 10:32:28 AM
Post by: The Chef on April 06, 2007, 01:37:05 PM
Here's another:
Get yourself banned from the Fungi Forums
Make a post like the one warioman just made more than once.
Post by: Masher101 on April 19, 2007, 07:10:49 PM
Play as a crazy bear named joe.
Ok, here's what you do...
get a Wii, then download the virutual console game "Super Mario 64". Then rip apart your Wii till' you find the hardrive, yank it out. Now get your old N64, slam in your SM64 cartridge. Then open the Expantion port, yank out that... black thing that's in there, then shove in your Wii's hardrive. Turn on your N64. Right when you turn it on, the N64 will display a black screen with the text, "EXPANTION PORT ERROR 343252345454"
now, press A, B, A, B, A, then take your ONLY Wii-Mote, grab a nunchuck, slice off the nunchuck from the wire, then slice the wire off of the N64 controller. tape the Nunchuck wire to the N64 controller's wire stub. now plug the cord into the Wii-Mote. take the Wii-Mote, slam it into your Controller port, till it fits (If you have to, just rip off the front) then restart the N64. You'll get to Marios face with the No Controller thing, but then just turn on your Wii-Mote, grab your N64 controller with a nunchuck wire, and press START. You'll start normally, but now there will be FILE 101. Start a file here. You'll restart the game, except intsead of Mario jumping from the pipe, A crazy bear named Joe will hop out. Good job, you did it. But 40 seconds after he jumps out... the Wii's hard-drive will explode, thus deleteing your file... crashing the N64 forever...
Try it!
Post by: SushieBoy on April 22, 2007, 11:21:10 AM
First, steal a bunch of napkin dispensers from the following restaurants: Golden Corral, Libby Hill, Arby's, and Subway. You must have a 7 DAY old receipt from when you bought a Wii along with you in your LEFT pocket, or it won't work! Wet the napkins with water straight from the amazon river, let them dry overnight, build a paper cartridge the resembles SM64 and sell it on eBay and get exactly 17 dollars for it, then you must travel to the buyers house holding a Russian flag yelling "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!" Elude all cops and bums, after your little platforming adventure beat the buyers with your flag, then reclaim your paper cartridge, run back with your Russian flag the wrong way yelling my above phrase backwards, then shove your paper cartridge into a see-through blue N64, before turning it on spill diet cherry soda on it until the papaer is all red and the N64 is a weird purple, turn it on, and viola! you can now play as a used napkin!
Post by: Masher101 on April 22, 2007, 11:52:32 AM
Okay, here's what you do... Start a file on file A, get 120 stars like normal, but before you rocket up to yoshi, go to Peach's Secret Slide... beat it in exactly 255 seconds... when you get out, you'll jump out a secret wall in the top of the castle, right above Yoshi. You'll jump on his head, and land in front of him. DON'T TALK TO HIM! repeat the Secret Slide trick 9 more times. on the 10th time you do it, you'll jump on Yoshi, and knock him out. Talk to him exactly 4 minutes later when he wakes up. DON'T TALK TO HIM BEFORE HE WAKES UP!! This will make you have to destroy your N64 and buy another, plus you'll need to repeat the trick. When you talk to Yoshi, he'll say, "Thank you Maaariooo... But our 1-Ups are in another... Castle... Ughh... I feel sick..." He will then explode. Now save, start a new file on file B. Repeat this trick on each file, starting with B, then C, then D. Once you do it on D, save... and then go to the start with Mario's face. Instead of Mario, you'll get Yoshi. Make his face look as hallarious as possible. Laugh for 6 hours. You'll then make Yoshi angry. He'll say, "Stop laughing at ME!! I'll give you a 1-Up if you stop..." Go to the file select screen, you should see file Y. Start a new game on it. Get all 120 stars, rocket up to Yoshi. Now talk to him. He'll say, "Hey! I've been looking for you! Here, take these" He'll then give you one hundred and one 1-Ups! Good job... You did it.
Post by: Kojinka on April 22, 2007, 08:28:06 PM
Beat the game. When the cake appears, scribble Bowser Junior's Shadow Mario 'M' on it. Turn the game off and start a new file. Instead of the letter about a cake, you are treated to a cutscene with Peach walking to the Marios' household to help Mario care for Luigi, who is stricken with pneumonia. Peach reaches her destination only to find it a wreck. Bowser has the Marios hostage. Around the house are 12 warp pipes, each, leading to different lands hiding Power Wrenches that Peach has to collect to reach Bowser.
Post by: Masher101 on April 23, 2007, 06:47:19 AM
Get Mario To Knock Out Toads
Start at the Mario face stretch thing. Grab his nose, and pull it towards his hat, now pull everything as far as they go outward. Now press A, B, C^, Cv, C<, C>, A, B. This will save how he curently looks. Now start a new game on any file. You'll notice that Mario's face will still be screwed up. Go to the Toad beside the entry door and then talk to him. He'll say, "Hahaha... Mario, you look stupid... You're nose is so stupid! Hahaha..." Mario will then punch Toad in the face, this will knock him out. Go to at least 4 more toads. On the 5th one he knocks out, he'll turn and face the screen and say, "You are a selfish jerk..." Then he'll turn and leave. Good job! You did it!
Post by: SushieBoy on April 24, 2007, 03:58:19 PM
Turn on the N64 with your eye, then press the following buttons before Mario is done saying "It's-a-me, Mario!" AABZBZZALAZRRL, After this is done have Mario walk up to the sun carpet and have him stare at it, if you did this right Mario will not go into the level, he'll just stare at it, leave Mario staring for exactly 3.19714 hours, if done any earlier or too late the game will turn into Barney and give you nightmares. After that come back to the game and the screen will be completely blank, you can still play but Mario won't know where he's going! Hurrah! You have blinded Mario forever.
Extra: If you manage to beat this game with blinded Mario, the ending will be diffrent, after Peach kisses Mario, he will accidentally punch Peach to the ground with his v sign, Mario will attempt to help Peach but he trips on her, which results on Mario falling to the concrete below and dying. But you can't see anything! Haha!
PS: that's the easiest cheat I've seen so far, Kojinka :D.
Post by: Masher101 on April 25, 2007, 06:42:02 AM
As Mario, after you jump out of the pipe, press A, B, A, Cv, C^ before it sinks into the ground. This will make you go out of the cinematic. Jump back into the pipe to watch the ending. Good job, you beat the game without actually beating the game!
Post by: Kojinka on April 28, 2007, 05:50:06 PM
Leave the game and cook 100 lb of spagetti and ravioli. When Mario is sleeping place the pasta on the N64. The aroma will wake him up. He'll ask you to send the food over. Do so by simultaneously pressing the L and R buttons on the controller. You can see Mario pig out on the food; a process that takes, oh, a minute at the most. Mario will be bloated after he's done eating. He can't jump as high, and after a few moments of waddling around, he'll keel over clutching his stomach. He'll groan in pain for a few seconds then his head explodes. Congratulations! You killed Mario, are you proud of yourself?!
Post by: WarpRattler on April 28, 2007, 06:01:45 PM
This works on SM64 or SM64DS. First, get an extra copy; you'll need it. Second, obtain a hammer. Combine violently, and presto! The game has been beaten!
Post by: Masher101 on April 29, 2007, 02:14:13 PM
Simply start a new game, paint your N64, controller, and memory cards all green. Mario will say: "What's with this green? I HATE GREEN!! He will then jump into the lake and die. Luigi will then walk up and let you play as him, because he likes green so much.
Post by: WarpRattler on April 30, 2007, 04:12:15 PM
This only works on Super Mario 64 DS. Go to Big Boo's Haunt after unlocking the second floor (preferably as Mario)...you can probably see where I'm going with this.
Post by: Masher101 on April 30, 2007, 04:22:13 PM
Do my last cheat, but then shove in your cartridge backwards. Load a game with Luigi. But now he will be iuiuL and be upside down.
Post by: Kimimaru on May 24, 2007, 04:40:08 PM
First, go inside the castle and wait for approximately 435,435,232,780,533.1832 minutes. After that, Bowser will scream "Why are you waiting so long?" Mario will say "Mama-Mia! Ima tired of waiting!" Waluigi will then come to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom. After defeating Waluigi by walking up to him and pressing L 56.5 times, he says "Aughhh, how are you so strong?" Mario will then run away and you can play as Waluigi until you destroy your cartridge.
Note: Don't push anything while Bowser and Mario are still talking.
Note 2: This only works after you get 1,000 stars, 100 lives, and 3452 total coins.
No gameshark required.
Post by: Toad on May 24, 2007, 08:26:24 PM
Collect 100 coins in each of the switch levels. After that, collect 100 coins in each of the levels leading up to Bowser, but don't actually fight Bowser. Try to remember where the 100 coin Star for that area appeared and go back to collect it, making sure you save your game.
After you return to the entrance hall, talk to the Retainer to your left (the first one in the castle). He will say something about seeing a suspiscous character go through the door to the Princess's Secret Slide, and he will ask you to investigate.
Go to that room, but jump through the stained glass window to the left (the one opposite the slide entrance).
Finish this short hidden level, and Toad becomes unlocked.
Post by: MegaSonic on August 18, 2007, 08:38:55 AM
CUZ IT ROCKS!
Play as Luigi (THE REAL ONE):
Get all 120.5 Stars, Now go to the Back of the Castle and read the "L is Real 2043"
Sign, Mario will explode, then reform, BUT! Instead of Mario, you will be Luigi!
Read it again, and you'll turn back into Mario.
WARNING: After switching 10 times, your N64 Will implode, Killing your Cat
that is all.
Post by: Kimimaru on August 20, 2007, 05:03:33 PM
First, jump off the very top of the castle. Next, Collect 142 coins in EVERY level, including the Bowser ones. Once you do that, go to Dire Dire Docks and the Bowser submarine will be back. Notice how there's now an opening in the sub and go in it. There, you will have to fight an EXTREMELY hard Bowser, who needs about 9 hits until he dies. If you get hit twice, you die, and there are no coins around. After you beat him (If you beat him), he says "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW CAN MARIO KEEP BEATING ME???????" Your cartridge will then turn off and back on. Select any file and then you will be playing as Bowser. Keep your system on, or the cartridge will blow up and you will have to buy a new one.
Post by: Mack_The_Knife on August 27, 2007, 05:47:22 PM
The first thing to do is send two trillion pounds to Mack_The_Knife. Then, beat the game, then delete all your saved data. Do this 100 times, then, when the game starts up, press all the buttons at once.
This will cause a magical fairy to decend from the top of the screen and give you a pizza. Go to Yoshi and press all the buttons again..he'll say he's hungry. Give him the pizza.
Now he has gas, and farts so hard a star flies out of his butt and lands in a random location. Go there and take the star.
You'll play as oiraM! He's Mario, only all his colors are inverted so he has red pants, a blue hat, blue skin and white hair etc. He'll also say all his lines backwards, so you can find any hidden messages from his developers! Some of these might even be more cheats to try!
Post by: Rao on August 28, 2007, 06:50:03 PM
First, plug a PS2 controller into your N64. Then, press X, O, Triangle, Square, in that exact order, 100 times. Then, take the cartridge out, and mail it to yourself. And when you finally get it, one week later, it will be completely inside-out. Then cram it into the cartridge slot and play beyond!
Post by: dżamper on August 30, 2007, 01:29:02 PM
Select file A. Get exactly 0 stars 0 coins 0 lives. Then on GAMEOVER screen, quickli take a hammer before message disappears and **** your N64 with it. Then, start your PC, download Super Olaf Bros and you get it!
Post by: Kimimaru on September 02, 2007, 07:21:05 PM
Fart on your TV and run to the closest closet you have with your cartridge. While inside, smash your cartridge with everything you have inside of it. Next, throw your cartridge in the garbage and take it out when it has a rotten banana peel on it. Place the cartridge in the N64 with the banana peel and turn it on. When you turn it on, erase your 3rd file and go to the cannon. Press B, Start, A, and left on the control stick at the same time. A message will pop up saying "WOW, WE DIDN't HaV3 Th33s kinds of ThIngS BAck In My DaY M8." Now you will play as George Washington and the only different thing he can do is call the U.S. army.
Post by: Mack_The_Knife on September 03, 2007, 08:28:42 AM
BEFORE the title screen comes up, smash your Nintendo 64 Paddle to peices, and attept to re-assemble it upside-down! Remember, if you don't do this before the title screen comes up, you have to throw away the parts and buy a new paddle! After completing that, do the exact same thing to all your paddles! Then, plug the upside-down paddles into the 64. When Mario's face comes up, distort his face until he looks just like Dr. Who! The first one. It has to be the first one. Wait for fourty days and fourty nights, leaving the game up, and Mario's face will stay that way! Mistaking Mario for Dr. Who, Toad will come up and ask Mario for his autograph. Don't give him it, or you have to start over! Toad will follow you around. Play the game until you get to Unagi the Eel, then feed Toad to Unagi! Mario will get so depressed that he killed Toad, he goes to sulk in the castle. Then, adjust the TV so Mario has a green tint. Walk him to the nearest body of water. He'll see his reflection and think he's Luigi! So, then beat the game. Princess Peach will say "Luigi! I thought Mario would save me! No cake for you!" and leave. Then, Tatanga will pull off his Bowser suit and capture Daisy! Adjust the TV so Mario's clothes are red again, go to Sarasaland, and beat Tatanga. Daisy will say "Mario! I thought Luigi would save me! No cake for you!" and leave. Then, Bowser will pull off his Tantanga suit and capture Peach. Repeat the color switch until you have gone through this exactly one million times WITHOUT SAVING, and Bowser will try to pull off his Tatanga suit, but he's not wearing a Tatanga suit! So he pulls off his skin and turns into a Dry Bones. Defeat Bowser Bones, and Eclair pops out! Then, Tatanga will appear and try to pull off his Bowser suit, but he's not wearing a Bowser suit! So he pulls off his skin. Defeat the Tatanga Skeleton, and Princess Pudding* will pop out! Now, Daisy, Peach, Pudding and Eclair have a giant catfight. Eventually three will be pushed into a lava pit, leaving one survivor! Run up to whoever survived, and if she's Peach, she'll be upset that Mario isn't here. If it's Daisy or Eclair, she'll be upset that Luigi isn't here. If it's Pudding, she'll be upset because she has a really stupid name. So the princess jumps into the lava, too. Mario follows them, but he dies. Instead of Game Over, Mario goes to the Overthere, where he meets ROB, Stanley, Mr. Balloon Fight, Mike Jones, and Pit. They get mad because they only had one or two games, and push him into the Underwhere. In the Underwhere, Mario meets Bowser, Tatanga, Wart, Smithy, Grodus, Count Bleck, Cackletta and Master Hand, who get mad at Mario for kicking their butts. They throw Mario into the air, where he blows up! Then, Shirguei Miamoto walks on screen and says "Look at you! You just killed Toad, Mario, and the princesses, all for following a fake cheat! And look at how much time you spent playing this game, GEEZER!" The game shuts off. Run to the mirror, and you'll see that you're old now! You then die of old age. Sucks to be you.
*Pudding is from Itadaki Street DS.
Post by: dżamper on October 06, 2007, 07:45:32 AM
Bring Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński to your home. Turn off SM64 and start Mario Bros. (C) 1983 Made in Japan Do Try This At Home. They got angry that they aren't no.1 and replace Mario and Luigi with themselves. Also, Mario Bros. (C) 1983 Made in Japan changes to Kaczyński Bros. (ABSOLUTE RULING) 2005-2007 Made in Poland.
Post by: Yoshikév on November 01, 2007, 07:31:39 AM
Post by: MegaSonic on December 21, 2007, 07:25:06 PM
Implode Bowser
First, Stand on your head, Turn the N64 Controller Right Side Up. And Press
Start, A, B, Right, Left, Right, Left, Down, Down, Up, Up, (ON D-PAD)
Then, Eat your Parents For Breakfest, if they taste like cheese, Continue, If They
Taste Like Popcorn, Shoot Youself in the Nose, THEN Continue, Now you Must
Play SM64, And Go to a Bowser Boss Fight, Spin Him Around SO MUCH, And he will
Implode, Then Your N64 Will Implode, Before Dying, Yell "TOASTERS!" and you will get a
1-UP, If You Don't, You Are Reincarnated as your cat, exept that your face is Upside Down. That is All.
Post by: Linkin800 on December 21, 2007, 10:45:39 PM
Put in your cartridge of SM64 And play it for 666 hour's. Then walk inside the castle and their should be fire everywhere. Use F.L.U.D.D to get rid of all the fire. After getting rid of all the fire a message should appear that say's *NORBIT IS REAL 2006* After that go outside and record yourself running around town naked for 9:59 minuit's. Then post it on Youtube and wait for 500,000,000,000,000,000 views. After that throw your N64 out the window and run over it with the lawnmower 80 times. Then eat 25.5 of the pieces of the console. don't poop for 3 days. after 3 days of holding it in go to the local mall and poop in the hardware stores toilet section. The manager should come out and yell at you for 80 Minuit's. When he's done yelling at you go watch TV for 1 hour. After watching the TV for 1 hour you should see a commercial that says *Tree's are good* When that appear's throw your TV out the window and go light a tree on fire. Then the smoke coming out of it should spell out *YOU SUCK!* Then go put your N64 back together and play Super Smash Bro's until you unlock Luigi. Then take out Super Smash bro's without turning off your N64 and put in SM64. A message should appear that says you can now play as Luigi. Then do everything all over again with Luigi. But this time make sure you get arrested by the cop's. Wait in jail until someone rolls a 5 with a 80 sided dice. After That go put in your cartridge of SM64 and go to Bombomb Battlefield. Go to the Bomb-omb King and throw him off the mountain 2006 time's while listening to Scat Man. He should explode and make the whole level explode with him including Mario. Then Steve Urkle should appear and say *did I do that?* Then a Message should appear and say congratulations you can now play as Eddie Murphy*
Post by: Corleone on December 26, 2007, 05:06:49 PM
Get 777 stars as Toad.
Post by: lyh on February 22, 2008, 03:24:50 AM
*Edit Note*: I wanted to type "cartridge" but I typed "carridge" by mistake. This time I fixed it.
Post by: kirbyman on February 22, 2008, 05:56:32 AM
Play as Mama-Luigi:
Find any N64 Carridge ( I'd recommend it NOT be SM64 because that's what the cheat is for... ) and do your Final Smash on the top half of the side with the label. Now, you should see Hotel Mario floating in the air saying,
"Go to the TMK staff page. Oh, and would you like a handy instruction book?" Ignore the HIB ( Handy Instruction Book) and go to the TMK staff page like he said. When you get there, scroll down to Chupperson Weird and his head will magically fly out of your monitor,( Mac compatible, OSX10.0.4 or higher! ) into your bedroom, and on your bed. This is the fun part. Take out SM64, and Chuppersons arms appear out of no where! Now put SM64 in the N64, turn it on, give Chup the controller, and he'll start playing! After 8 Hours, ( he might have beaten the game hours ago and just started running and jumping randomly ) take the carridge out, and Chup will start swearing horrible things and explode. The smoke will read 'Congrats! You destroyed Chup!' Now, put Super Smash Brothers in and start playing. Unlock Luigi, and K.O. Mario exactly 7,021,945,378,514,215,884,635,626,984 times. You should see your SM64 carridge start glowing. If so, immediately turn off the N64, and take SSB out. Quickly now! SM64 will do three loops in the air, dive-bomb your bed, land in the N64, and turn on. Get a very high-tech timer, and wait 452.541354351243663131253654165464489798416549879651164 seconds.
The world will go to another dimension, and look for Mama-Luigi ( who is actually Sam Snead in the other dimension... ). Convince him to go with you to the other dimension. Get him to hit a golf ball to rip through the sound barrier, and open the gateway between dimensions. Go through and it will close. The golf-ball came to, and hit your N64! At mach 9! Don't worry. N64 have a ' Anything Above Mach 3 ' force field. Anything at mach 9 opens a portal and sucks anyone in randomly. If it's Sam Snead, "Way To Go!" If it's you, you won't be reading this.
Anyway, Sam Snead will be mutated into, you guessed it! Mama-Luigi! Now you can play as Mama-Luigi!
There, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 22, 2008, 06:22:18 AM
Post by: kirbyman on February 22, 2008, 06:38:11 AM
WARNING: IN A PERIOD 92 YEARS, DO NOT INHALE THE MINTY FRESH FUMES OF THE SPECIAL EDITION GLOW-IN-THE DARK NEON ORANGE PAINT COAT, IF SO, IT MAY CAUSE DEATH.
How do you know they're minty fresh if you shouldn't inhale them?
Post by: SushieBoy on February 22, 2008, 03:13:52 PM
How do you know they're minty fresh if you shouldn't inhale them?
We have our test subjects.....
WELL SINCE THIS THREAD IS ALIVE FOR THE 300TH TIME LETS MAKE A NEW CHEAT.
Play as Robotnik:
Now first get a microphone and smash the cord into any part of the N64. now start up the game. when Mario's head appears yell as loud as you can into the mic. This will make Mario jump and scream MAMA MIA. he will then accidentally smash into the screen. He slowly slips off. Nothing seems to happen just that you hear some voices and the background. After waiting for 9 milliseconds say into the mic "I'LL HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A PROMOTION" and clean out your ears while doing so. Then suddenly. Robotnik's head will appear and scream "DAWOOOOOOAAAAAG" Now press start and select a new file. You can now play as Robotnik! He can't do anything but move. That's too bad.....
Post by: Masher101 on February 23, 2008, 11:21:36 PM
Repeat the cheat above, then while playing as Robotnik, rip out your SM64 catridge, and then quickly jam "Sonic The Hedgehog" into your N64. Instead of playing as Sonic, you'll play as Bob Dole. Beat the game, then while the ending is playing, whack your N64 3.65374585542634 times with a stainless steal bat. After doing this, your TV should display this mesage: "EEFFEEEFFFFEEEEEFFFE!" Turn it off, then turn the volume to EXACTLY 34. Any higher, you will explode, any lower, you will implode. Now pull Sonic The Hedgehog out of your bashed N64, and put SM64 back in. Robotnik will automaticly apear on screen, however, he will constantly scream, "PENISH!!" start a new game, then press the "RESET" button eight times. You'll then apear to be playing as Robotnik's PENISH! Which is actually just Robotnik's slave, Mario.
Post by: cosmic_c on February 23, 2008, 11:45:23 PM
grab your wii classic controller and force it into your n64 mario will pop up and say " uhh... that does not go there" tell mario to shut up and then he will shoot fire balls at you dodge them all and he will reward you with a golden mario coin take it to your bank and the bank tellor will say " I really don't know what to do with this" tell her spegetti is for dinner and the coin will turn into a koopa fallow the koopa back to the tv and the koopa will jump inside and appear on screen the koopa then will say " wow you actually attempted this? you know what? I'm gonna reward you for your stupidity." The next day your mail box will have a copy of super mario 64 in it. turn it on and repeat the entire code till you can play as peach.
Post by: SushieBoy on February 24, 2008, 12:20:07 AM
Get -17 power stars as Robotnik. Now take out the game and slice it horizontally in half. Now take the right side of the game and use a hot glue gun to paste any left side of Punch Out to it (the mike Tyson version, or else the controller cord will turn into a shoelace and strangle you until you die) now put in the game and turn on the 64. nothing will happen at first, now keep turning the game on and off. 76 times off and 1256 times on. Then turn it off one more time. You will then hear a snap, That is your leg breaking. Ignore the pain and eat your 64 with the game inside. Gulp it all in one bite or else it will expand inside you causing you to explode. Then take a bottle cap off of a Mountain Dew and rip your belly open. If you have done everything right you will feel no pain. Take out the 64 and turn it on. You can now play as Scrander!
Post by: cosmic_c on February 24, 2008, 12:32:36 AM
Post by: cosmic_c on February 24, 2008, 01:27:43 AM
press up down right left left (when mario's head pops up) on the d-pad. now make mario run up to any tree and then yell at your n64 and beat it with a lobster then yell "I will smack you with worse things" the N64 then will say, "dude what are doing?" now take a tennis racket and smack the n64 rapidly till the n64 yells out "what do you want?" then say "just let me play as birdo!" bang your head against the floor as hard as much as you can with out getting a concusion then yell out "I can replace you with this!" then show your DS to the n64 and play SM64DS on it. scream light yourself on fire and throw yourself out a window, (make sure the window is closed) in the confusion go back to your room and tell your n64 "I will feed you to canadian spider monkeys!" The n64 will say you know what, fine you can play as one of birdo's closes friends, Mario. You say, "cool" and sit down and play.
Post by: lyh on June 08, 2008, 04:56:43 AM
Following things must be done in right order.
* Do following things with N64*
1. Get 120 Stars but DON'T save Peach.
2. Talk to Yoshi.
3. Open your computer. Say "I want to send my saved data to my computer" 10000 times to your N64 and your N64'll do this.
*Do following things with emulator(Don't ask me where to download or this will NOT work!!!!)*
1. Play SM64, Mario will say"Where am I?" then shoot to the top of the castle automatically. You'll find a place that looks like the entrance of Crouse 10. Go in.
2.Get the stars of Crouse 16~Crouse 24. 7*9=63, now you have 120+63=183 stars!
3. Open your N64. Say "I want to send my saved data to my N64" 100000000 times to your computer and your computer'll do this.
* Do following things with N64*
1. Go into the castle. Collect 8 red coins and get a star.
2. Go to Crouse 1~Crouse 15. Collect 5 silver stars in them and get 15 stars. Now you have 183+1+15=199 stars.
3. Beat the last Bowser and save Peach. She'll give you the last star.
Post by: nensondubois on June 11, 2008, 01:47:31 PM
Make Mario dream of Pasta three times then beat Koopa in all races then activate all cheats posted above then rapidly switch your N64 on and off 50 times exactly then you will be presented with a toneset menu option.
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 13, 2008, 10:17:34 AM
IMPORTANT: You CANNOT save until I say so, or it will NOT WORK. First, plug your controller into the 2nd Controller port. Before you turn on the N64, hold the joystick up to where that will be the neutral position. Turn on the N64 and start the game with Mario's nose stretched in. Erase files A, B, C, and D. Choose File D. Go to the castle door and go in. As soon as you enter the door, press L, R, & Start simultaneously to set the neutral position back to normal. Go to Bob-omb Battlefield & get the 1st, 3rd, & 7th stars. Then go to Whomp's Fortress and get the 1st, 6th & 7th stars. Now go to Jolly Roger Bay & get the 1st, 5th, & 7th stars. This will give you nine stars. Go to Bowser in the Dark world now. Get the 8 red coins & get the star. (Don't fight Bowser yet.) Now go to Cool Cool Mountain and get the 6th star. Now go into the wing cap stage get all the 8 red coins. Don't jump on the red switch!!!!!!! Now go back to Bowser in the Dark World. Get to Bowser, but don't kill him yet. Let him keep spitting fire & keep collecting the coins until you have 164 coins. Now beat Bowser. Go to the basement & unlock the door. Walk to your left to where you see the ramp with the blue glass covering it. Dive up the ramp & then go through the door. Walk down to your right & then jump into the pool of water. Swim forward until you get to the other side. Jump onto one of the poles & do the butt slam. Then jump on the other pole & do the butt slam to drain the water. Go out the metal door at the bottom. Now go into the vanish cap stage. Go into the stage and work your way to the blue switch. Once you have jumped on it, just jump off the side to exit the stage. Now go back to Jolly Roger Bay. Go to star 2 & goto the ship. You will see the box with a poison symbol on it. Let the box go left 64 times & go right 64 times. After it has gone back & fourth 64 times, butt slam it and leave the world. Then, get the rest of the stars in the order stated in the Official Super Mario 64 Player's Guide. After that, go to Lethal Lava Land. Go in the volcano and jump into the lava. While you are in the air, press the control stick in the direction of the lavafall. Do it right, and you will die. When you come back, jump in the painting again, and the lavafall will be gone. Jump in the lava, and while your butt is on fire, get into the secret room behind the lavafall that is now revealed. You will see an empty space. Jump in it, and you will die again. DO NOT JUMP BACK IN THE PAINTING. Go to Tall, Tall, Mountain, pick any star, and let Ukkiki the monkey steal your hat. Get the star from "Blast To The Lonely Mushroom" again. Now go to Rainbow Ride. Get all 7 stars in backwards order. Go outside the castle and jump in the cannon. Get the 100 lives from Yoshi and jump into the drained moat WITHOUT BUTT-STOMPING. Instead of dying, you will regain full energy. Go back in the cannon and shoot at the waterfall. You will find a secret room, that is completely wire frames. Jump out, and go back to the cannon. Shoot as far to the right as you can. You will find a warp to the nameless World 16. The stars are named Star 1, Star 2, Star 3, Star 4, and so on, and all are immediately available. Get all 7 stars in this order: 1, 7, 2, 5, 3, 6, 4. Once you have 127 stars, a 120-star door will appear next to the cannon. Go in. You will find 4 more nameless worlds: 17-20. Get all 28 stars from these worlds in any order. After that, you will find a 155-star door, leading to Bowser on Mars. Throw him into the same bomb 5 times, and you will get a green key. When it asks you if you want to save, say "Save and Quit." Turn off the N64 for 2 hours, 40 minutes, and 1 second. When you turn it back on, take the key to the newly appeared locked door in the secret wire frame room behind the waterfall. There will be absolutely nothing behind the locked door. Now, go to Bowser in the Sky, and throw him into three bombs, but DO NOT GRAB THE GIANT STAR. Instead, jump off the edge, and you will appear right next to the entrance to Princess' Secret Slide. Do it in over 25 seconds, but less than 35 seconds. At the bottom, hit the yellow block. It will have a gold star in it: #156. Go to Bowser in the Sky and beat him in exactly 5 minutes. When you defeat him, the giant star will be replaced by a normal sized star. After you get Star 157, Long Jump into one of the remaining bombs. Right before you hit it, the screen will turn black, except for Mario. Unplug the N64's video cable and press the L button 2,041 times, then immediately plug the video cable back in. You will find yourself in front of the castle. The castle door has been replaced by a 165-star door, the door in the moat is locked, and the Vanish Cap course is replaced with World 21. After getting all the stars in this world, a key will be spit out of the entrance. Unlock the metal door. The Lethal Lava Land painting will have turned green. Go into Hazy Maze Cave and get every coin in the level (DO NOT GET THE 100-COIN STAR!) and then pause and choose 'Exit Course.' Then, go into Lethal Lava Land. It will have become Lethal Luigi Land. Get the "Red-Hot Log Rolling" star. Now go to the courtyard and butt-slam the "L is real" statue. Go to Big Boo's Haunt, and KTQ will be near the entrance. When you go up and talk to him, he will race you around the mansion. If you win, KTQ will give you a green hat. Go inside the house and Luigi will be there with his vacuum cleaner from LM and no hat. Walk up to him and he'll say, "Mama mia! I've-a been-a looking for that! Will you give it to me?" If you say no, he'll fight you SMRPG style. He has 350 HP and Mario has 255. If you say yes, Mario'll drop it and a Boo'll eat it and he'll fight you anyway. When you beat him, he'll give you a star. Save, and then use it to go through the 165-star door. Inside, everything has green grafitti on it. Go to the Wing Cap Switch and Luigi will be there. Punch him 3 times and he'll turn good again. Then the Boo will come, Luigi will suck it up with his vacuum, and get his hat. Now when you pause, below "Switch Camera Angle With R" will be "Mario >> Luigi. After unlocking Luigi, you get a star and can go through the door that used to go to Bob-omb Battlefield. Get all seven stars and the painting will turn to a painting of Geno from Mario RPG. Butt-stomp in random places for ten seconds and Geno will come out. Mario >> Luigi will change to Mario >> Luigi >> Geno. Geno will tell you that Exor has been resurected and will soon hit this castle. You have one minute to get two stars from the painting that used to have Jolly Roger Bay, then run out the 175-star door just in time to get away from Exor. Exor will knock down the bridge and make a speech similar to the one he made in Mario RPG. Jump in the cannon and aim for Exor's mouth. (Point the cannon at his right [left to you] eye) If you do it right, you will warp to an alternate dimension. Find Peach in there and jump back out Exor's mouth. Get the rest of the stars in the castle, ending with the red-coin star in Bowser in the Sky, and Exor's left eye will turn into a 286-star door. Hit it just right and you will fight Bowser on Jupiter. After you beat him, he will surrender to you and give you the fourteen stars he was carrying, allowing you to enter the 300-star door in Exor's right eye, unlocking 30 new worlds, which, in turn, will open the 410-star door on Exor's mouth. After going inside, you will be go to Nimbus Land and meet Mallow, who will join your party and give you a star. Go to Jugemu's Bus and ride it to Monstro Town. There you will find Bowser. He will fight you in a battle that is a combo of every Bowser battle ever. Fortunately, it's relatively easy. When you beat him, he will join your party and give you another star. Then you will warp to Hyrule. Go to the Temple of Time. A priest in there will tell you to get the three Spiritual Stones. Go to the castle and find Link. Beat him in a SSB-type fight and he will join your party.. You will go back in time 10 years and meet the Great Deku Tree. He will talk to you and tell you about the great evil lurking in this and other dimensions, named Noogle. However, right before the Deku Tree can tell you more about Noogle, he dies and the camera zooms in on a running sillhouette. Chase after the guy that killed the tree and you'll end up at the lost woods. At this point, an error message will appear, saying "PLEASE INSERT THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME CARTRIDGE." Do that. You will hear a different song in each hole. Go in the one playing Saria's Song, then Epona's Song, then Zelda's Lullaby, then the Song of Storms, then the Song of Time. Kill the five Gold Skulltulas with your slingshot and get the tokens that appear. After you get the fifth one you will be warped to the courtyard with Zelda. She will give you the Ocarina of Time and teach you the Song of Time. Go to the Temple of Time and play the song of time. The Door of Time will open. Go inside. You will see nothing but white, but you will hear Shigeru Miyamoto talking. He will congratulate you on what you did, and a door will open on the N64, and a disc about the size of a GCN disc will come out. Miyamoto will tell you to put it in a Gamecube tomorrow. The date that you got this disc is burned onto it from the N64's internal clock and will be read by the Gamecube's secret internal clock. (NOT the one on the menu screen) If you do all this correctly, the Gamecube disc will have 'Mario's Big Fun Super-Happy Adventure.' Beat this game in less than a week and you will see Miyamoto again congratulating you. After a while, the disk cover will open and Miyamoto will tell you to put the disc in your computer. The disc will have secret plans for Nintendo's next-next-gen console, with previews of Tom Clancy's Battle Faction, Final Fantasy XXIX, Mario RPG 6, Mario Party 12, The Legend of Zelda: The Great Harp, Super Smash Bros. 4: Nintendo Vs. Sega Battle Royale, Luigi's Museum: Luigi's Mansion 3, Castlevania: Dracula's Bride, Pokemon Stadium 4-Ever, Star Wars Rogue Squadron 5: Red 5 Standing By, and Sonic Heroes 3.
Post by: Zarkanthesmasher on June 14, 2008, 06:07:56 PM
Okay, this is very time consuming, so listen carefully. First, you have to enter the dark world without using cheats. To do this, you need to do exactly 103 ground pounds on the castle roof. You will be transported into an empty black world. Move mario around for a while, and eventually you will come up to a sign. Read the sign and then wall jump off the wall behind it exactly 42 times. The wall is glitchy, and doesn't always connect with the wall jump however, so you will have to restart at least 37 times. The wall will open and you will enter the nintendo developer's minigame room. Play Wario's hamburger eating contest. Now, this is the crucial part. You must eat 37 pizzas in the contest, or the cartrige willl start smoking and ruin your Nintendo. How do you do this? Eat ONLY every 13 hamburger, and every 7th hamburger a pizza will show up. Once you eat 37 pizzas, you will unlock the secret level - Big Bowser on the X-BOX. In this secret level, Bowser has joined forces with Bill Gates, and Bill gates has given him the power to grow into Giga Bowser. There are glitchy lava traps that fall when you least expect them to, and X-boxes that walk around and explode on you, making your console explode. At the end, you willf fight Giga Bowser. Beat him by avoiding his attacks for 1 hour and 29 minutes, and you will get the blue star!
Post by: hydrakiller4000 on June 15, 2008, 06:36:22 AM
First, start up Super Mario 64 after you hit it 20 times with a Pogo Stick. Then you should erase all your files, start them up, get 3 stars in each file, and then erase them again. Start a new game in the 1st file. Now find a green jump rope and jump over it 893 times. Once that's done, throw the jump rope in the garbage and go to the bathroom. Wash your face, and then go back downstairs. Then get a calculator and throw it at your TV. Your TV should break; now you have no TV to play your game. Go to Toys R' Us and ask them if they would let you play your Super Mario 64 game there. They should say that they don't have a Nintendo 64 for you to play on. Curse at them, run away, and before you leave the store, steal a Wiimote, a copy of Hacky's Wonderland, and a $5 gift card. When you leave the store, the police should be chasing you. Hijack one of their cars and then drive back to your house. Go back to the 1st file. Mario should now be sleeping and slowly turning into Link. The terrain should be similar to that of Eterna Forest. Go straight, pick up the Master Sword, and you're done!
Good luck!
Post by: Glitchy on June 15, 2008, 05:01:35 PM
The wall is glitchy, and doesn't always connect with the wall jump however
That's a good thing. I don't like to be wall jumped.
Post by: MegaSonic on June 25, 2008, 03:30:29 PM
Unlock Jesus and clear the game with all 64000 Stars.
You will now play as God.
Unlocking Jesus is a cheat for another day.
Yes, I'm running out of ideas to keep this thread alive.
Post by: Electric on July 05, 2008, 08:24:56 AM
First, put the Super Mario 64 cartrage in a sandwich. Eat the sandwich with your feet. If you eat it with you hands, Ronald Regan will come to your house and destroy all your stuff. After 7 hours, extract the SM64 cartrage from your stomic and put it in the sega genises. Sonic will come up and punch you in the face. Beat up Sonic with the nintendo licenced sausage you won 10 years ago and eat him. If you used the 9 year old sausage, the universe will implode. After eating Sonic, do the hokey pokey 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times while scarfing down 2,000,000 pickles. Put the Super Mario 64 cartrage in upside down and shove a cookie in the N64. Mario will eat the cookie. Quick! Tell him to do the magarita in a sailor suit! Mario will ask you to give him more cookies. Take a dump in the nintendo 64 and mario will pass out. While he is passed out, shove a Kirby 64 cartrage in the N64. Kirby will come up and eat mario. Now you can play as kirby. If you beat the game as kirby, you see Mario do the magarita in a pink tutu and the game will blow up.
Post by: Wiiplayer99 on July 17, 2008, 06:50:56 AM
Complete SM64 with all 120 stars. You are now happy.
Post by: MushroomJunkie on August 18, 2008, 08:48:12 AM
First beat all files and have 120 stars and make sure you talk to Yoshi in every single file after you beat it. Then go to file B and spend five hours throwing bob-omb's in bob-omb battlefield. You then must go to file D and do 5,000 wall jumps in Tall, Tall, Mountain AND after each wall jump do a spin kick. When you finished that go to file A in Shifting sand land and be thrown by the tornado right next to the pyramid 543 times before running over to the quick sand on the edge of the pyramid and letting it kill you 99 times (you should have 100 lives from talking to Yoshi). Do this process 19 more times in file A you'll have to quit each time to talk to yoshi for your 100 lives back if you didn't save when he gave you the lives but dont turn off your system when you quit, just get an old star, then ask to quit and not save. After you have done this 20 times on file A you must do it 20 times each on files B, C, and D. When you are done talk to every toad in the castle making sure the LAST toad you talk to is the one right near Hazy Maze Cave. You then go over to Snowmans Land and get blown off the mountain 88 times while stopping to do 30 crouches in between each time you get blown off. Then go to Tick Tock Clock and ground pound on the thomp there 768 times. Now your almost done. Save, turn off your system put in a gameshark, put SM64 in the gameshark turn it on, look under SM64 codes and select "Play as Gruntilda" and then start game with selected cheat codes and there you have it! You can now play as Gruntilda from BK and BT and fly in the air with your broom while casting down evil spells on pitiful enemys!
Post by: Kimimaru on August 18, 2008, 05:06:13 PM
First, go to the bathroom with your Super Mario 64 cartridge and flush it down the toilet. The toilet should clog up. When it's clogged, try taking the game out by hiring a professional plumber that wears a green cap, a green shirt, and blue overalls. He will throw your game out the window and onto the first Home Depot you see. Go to Home Depot and ask for your game back. They will act like they don't know what you're talking about, so run up to the manager and punch him in the face 17.5 times. Take your game back and put it in the N64. Turn the power on and off 3 times. Turn the power back on and look at file C. It should have a Yoshi and a Mario head on it with 18 stars. Select to play that file and you should be riding Yoshi. Do Yoshi's flutter jump 5 times and go to the cannon outside the castle. Shoot yourself out of the cannon so that you will land at the door and open it. Next, put a Super Mario Galaxy and a Super Mario Sunshine disk into your Wii. If they don't fit, cram them in. Don't worry about damaging them; they will be fine. Go to the Wii Shop Channel and buy Super Mario 64. After buying it, it will ask you to buy the Luigi pack. Select "Yes" and play Super Mario 64. Kick your TV in the exact middle of the screen and select file B. Now you will be playing as Luigi! Luigi can't swim and loses health every 16 seconds!
Post by: Silver Metaknight on August 18, 2008, 10:17:16 PM
First you must have 119 stars, the only one you must have to get is the 100 coins on Rainbow Ride, and you must be on slot D. First you must watch all of the land before time sequels in order, then you have to collect 100 coins on Rainbow Ride with your eyes closed while chanting "I love Petrie!" Then the Hamburgular will make an extremely dramatic entrance, and you have to do the moonwalk with him for an hour. Afterwards, you will notice your star count is -1. Then you talk to Toad and he will show you episodes of Pokemon. After you watch every single one, go to the final Bowser level and collect all 8 coins without getting hit or dying. If you did it right, Bowser will be watching Teletubbies. If Bowser notices you, he will freak out and have a heart attack, so you win automatically! Charizard will pop out of Bowser's TV and now you can play as Charizard!
Post by: LuigiBros on March 24, 2009, 03:11:17 PM
Beat Bowser for the first time in the final level with 120 stars (this is VERY important) 30 times, each in differant files.
After you do this start a new game. Before you enter the castle for the first time drown your self to a game over.
Then start a new game. In the new game you'll play as Bowser and have to beat Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom citizans to capture Peach.
Post by: nensondubois on March 28, 2009, 08:44:43 PM
Post by: LuigiBros on March 29, 2009, 08:10:15 AM
Save Peach and finish the game then start a new game. Get all 120 stars so you can get a wing cap outside of the castle. Get the cap and fly into the huge picture of Peach. Now you're playing Peach who is trying to save herself (there's two Peaches now). Peach has the same moves as Mario but floats when she jumps.
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 29, 2009, 01:48:44 PM
Start a new game. Go through the entire game without taking a hit or dying. Congratulations, you are invincible!
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 29, 2009, 02:19:19 PM
Get all the way to Bowser in the Sky, making sure not to collect any stars on the way there. Then beat him as you normally would.
Post by: Goomba-koopa hybrid on April 10, 2009, 03:13:29 PM
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 10, 2009, 05:09:44 PM
Say "scatman is a [bundle of sticks]"
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Post by: Goomba-koopa hybrid on April 11, 2009, 09:52:05 AM
Post by: The Guy on May 13, 2009, 04:19:15 PM
First, take a crap on your Nintendo 64. Then turn the game on and when you see Mario's face, he'll say ''Mamma mia! What's-a that-a smell!?'' Next he'll grow wings and fly away. But Luigi will be chasing him, shouting ''MARRIOOOO!!!'' You'll unlock file G and file S. Select File G to play as me, or select File S to play as my Seedot. I can fly, turn invincible, or ram foes. My Seedot can Explode, create an Earthquake, or use Bullet Seed.
Post by: MegaSonic on June 08, 2009, 01:47:18 PM
You will need a 64DD System for this cheat.
Put SM64 into the cartridge slot, and either Sonic CD, Sonic R, Sonic 3D Blast, or Sonic Jam into the Disk Drive.
Start SM64, and when Mario's Head appears, he will look angry, and he'll say:
"Whats-a the matter with-a you? Putting one of that hedgehog's games into-a my system?
You know what-a? I'm not-a letting you play until you take-a that thing out!"
Go cook LOTSA SPAGHETTI and offer it as a bribe, put it by the N64, and it will turn blue, and disappear.
It will appear in front of Mario, and he'll say: "Okay, fine. It's not like-a you can play that-a game on-a here anyway."
The game will continue as normal, until you go to Bowser in the dark world.
When you get to him, Bowser's text box will say: "Mwa ha ha! I'm turning this battle to a associate of mine!
I believe you two have met?"
The floor below bowser will descend, and when it comes back, Sonic will be in his place.
Mario will face the camera and say: "See what you've-a done!?"
The screen will fade out and a message will appear: "Insert Super Smash Bros. 64 and Future Version."
Take out the SM64 Cartridge, and the Sonic game, and replace them with Super Smash Bros., and
Super Smash Bros. Brawl, respectively. The screen will show the Vs. screen to SSB64.
The top part of the screen, which normally shows the stages in adventure mode, will actually say: "WTD IS GOING ON!?"
The fight takes place on Final Destination with Bowser in the sky's background.
Mario (You) is taken completely from SSB64, while Sonic (The Computer) is just his
SSBB version with a N64 model and no Smash B.
Fight, and win, then put back the SM64, but if you put anything but Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
in the CD Drive, the game will show getting blown back to his own game, then Bowser will come back up to
try and finish you off.
If you do put M&S in the CD Drive, It will show Mario and Sonic looking at the game, then both of
them screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Mario will go back to his house and cry in his bed, knowing his fate. Sonic will lay in the fetal position.
plug in the "Hey You, Pikachu!" Microphone and have this conversation:
You: GET UP YOU WUSS!
Sonic: Huh?
You: YOU HEARD ME, YOU BLUE @&*#$!
Sonic: HEY, SHUT UP INVISIBLE VOICE!
You: YOU HAVE TO TAKE OVER HIS PLACE NOW.
Sonic: Why should I?
You: IF YOU DON'T, I WILL DESTROY ALL CHILI DOGS!
Sonic: NO, WAIT! I'll do what you want.
The game will reset, and go back to the file screen.
From now on, when you have M&S in the CD Drive, you will play as Sonic.
His controls are taken from Sonic R.
Now go spin through some Goombas!
Post by: Silver Metaknight on June 08, 2009, 02:22:16 PM
First, you must watch 100 episodes of Teletubbies with PaperLuigi, after that, play Super Mario 64 and erase all your files, then get all 120 stars in all four without copying them, then go to your nearest gas station and inhales the fumes that are in the restrooms, you should pass out. Then when you wake up, dig in your nearest trashcan to find a King K Rool plush. Then give it to PaperLuigi, after that, go in a closet and listen to emo music for 7 hours, when you come out, Tingle will offer you a choice between a 1,000,000 dollars or King K Rool as a playable character. If you choose King K Rool, then a fifth file will appear in Super Mario 64, allowing you to play as King K Rool.
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 08, 2009, 02:50:01 PM
First, you must watch 100 episodes of Teletubbies with PaperLuigi
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Post by: LuigiBros on June 08, 2009, 04:51:59 PM
First earn all 120 Stars. Then by yourself a glowing yellow sword with a jewel on it that resembles Marth's Falchion (His Smash Bros. Sword). Then slash the cartridge into 120 equal pieces. If you this wrong move to China and you can skip this step. Now tape it together with double sided tape. If you use the wrong type of tape move to Japan and you can skip this step. Then by another sword that somehow shoots fire like Roy's Sword of Seals (His Melee Sword). Now slash the game into 240 equal pieces. If you do this wrong move to Thailand and you can skip this step. Glue it back together with Elmer's Glue. If you use the wrong glue move to Australia and you can skip this step. Now put the game into the system and you should see a Fire Emblem style battle between Mario and Marth. Marth will critical hit Mario and Mario will disappear. Marth will apologize and take Mario to a hospital. Marth then should say "Sorry about what I did to Mario. I'll take his place". Marth is the same as Mario except instead of punching he swings his sword.
NOTE:If you load the game and it's the same as usual move to Mexico and it'll work.
Post by: MegaSonic on June 24, 2009, 07:47:40 PM
(NOTE: YOU MUST HAVE UNLOCKED SONIC USING SONIC 3D BLAST FOR THE SEGA SATURN.)
(OTHER NOTE: YOU STILL NEED THE N64DD.)
Go to www.l33thaxor.com/N64toSS
Your browser will say the page is unavailable, but if you click "Refresh" 1,337 times, it will show.
Click on "Download N64 Sega Saturn Emulator"
It won't do anything until you click on it for the 64th time.
After downloading, unpack the .7z file; it will show a homebrew/public domain/legal ROM.
Find a way to put it on a flash cart for the N64, and put it in the N64.
Place Sonic 3D Blast in the CD Drive, and when you turn on the N64, the emulator will start.
Get all 7 Chaos Emeralds in the game, then take a savestate anytime after you achieve them.
Turn off the N64, then replace the SS Emulator with Super Mario 64. LEAVE SONIC 3D BLAST IN THE DISK DRIVE.
When Mario's head appears, he will say: "Im-a feel real powerful!"
Start the game on any save, and go to any world. Collect 50 Coins, and press A in midair.
Since "Super Mario" is taken, we'll call this super form "Hyper Mario".
Like Super Sonic, Hyper Mario is faster, can jump higher, and is invincible.
In addition to this, he has wing cap powers, can activate Metal powers by holding R,
and activate Invisible powers by holding L.
Also, your health will become entirely yellow, and represent how much time you have until your super powers run out.
you can keep this up by collecting more coins.
You can go super as long as you have Sonic 3D Blast in the Disk Drive.
Only Mario can go super in this game.
Post by: The Guy on July 01, 2009, 03:29:01 PM
First, get a dog to poop in your house, you'll need it later. Anyways, take a poo on your Nintendo 64, AND your cartidge. If you don't, Scatman will eat you. When you turn it on and see Mario's face, he'll grow legs and run. Turn the game off, then take out the cartridge and rub it in the dog poop. Put the game back in and play it. Instead of Mario, you'll see Wario pooping, the poop will grow legs and you'll play as it.
Play as PaperLuigi's Barney form
Watch Barney every day for a week. WITH PAPERLUIGI.
Post by: LuigiBros on July 07, 2009, 10:03:40 AM
Eat your N64. Then barf it up. Then eat it again. Then barf it up again. Now insert your SM64 game. Then get all 120 Stars without turning the system off and without losing a life. Then delete the file and eat the N64 and barf it up Start a new game and you shoukd see Luigi get sick from the smell. He'll throw up on Mario and Mario will run away. Luigi will then take his place.
Post by: yoshisdreamislands on July 07, 2009, 10:12:15 AM
To play as Yoshi, first you need to complete the game 100% in file C.(It won't work in any other file.) Then, you have to take the cartridge out and cut it into thirds. The next day, you have to eat a third for breakfast, lunch and dinner, eating nothing else with it.(no toppings or sidedishes.) Then, after 12 hours, you have to poop it it out and glue it together. Then play baseball with it and score 10 homeruns. During the game, make sure the cartridge breaks into exactly 100 pieces. Then tape it together and put it in the N64. The giant picture of Mario will come up, but he'll be covered with gauze like a mummy. Then he'll say, "ouch! I got to a see a doctor!". Then Yoshi will come onscreen and suck Mario into his mouth. Then Yoshi will spit Mario exactly 100 mile offscreen to the right, towards the doctor. Yoshi will take his place! Congratulations!! You can now play Yoshi!
Post by: Trainman on August 19, 2009, 01:22:32 AM
Mario's a plumber... don't you think he's used to that smell after over 20 years in the profession?
Post by: MegaSonic on August 20, 2009, 09:15:18 PM
(Doesn't need N64DD!)
First, hold the console in your hands, and sing "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) once.
then, drop the console on your feet.
THIS WILL HURT, BUT GET OVER IT LIKE A MAN, YOU BABY.
next, play file D and complete the game with 120 Stars.
afterwords, shut down the system, take out SM64, and start yelling at the cartridge for 10 minutes.
no insults or anything, just scream and yell at it.
next, shove Sonic & Knuckles into your N64, and shove SM64 into S&K's Lock-on port.
DO NOT TURN THE CONSOLE ON.
after forcing in the cartridges, shove a Gamecube to GBA cord into the player 2 controller port. (GCN Side in N64, GBA in GBA.)
Next, play Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga until Mario or Luigi learn a Bros. Attack Advance.
Mario and Luigi will jump upwards offscreen after you beat the battle you learned the advance during.
The game will save, go white, and say "Turn off the Game Boy Advance and look at your cartridge!"
Sonic & Knuckles should either be in your Sega Genesis (Assuming you have one), or right by the N64.
SM64 should be in the N64 by itself, with a new port on top of it.
What's it supposed to do? Well, it will be a required component for other cheats you can't normally get without it,
but those cheats are for another day....
Oh, all right, but just one.
Play SNES/Genesis games on N64.
The SM64 lock-on port can support SNES, Genesis, and other N64 game cartridges.
You can use SM64 as a passthrough to play these games, except for N64 cartridges.
Other N64 cartridges are for other SM64 cheats.
To use the passthrough technology, just turn on the N64 with the game of your choice in the SM64 cartridge.
If there is nothing in the slot when you turn it on, it will just play SM64.
Controls?
SNES - A is A, B is B, C down is also B, C right is A, C up is X, C left is Y, R is R, L is L, Z is Select, and Start is Start.
Genesis - A is A, C down is B, C right is C, B is X, C right is Y, C up is Z, R and L do nothing, Start is Start, and Z is Mode, whatever that's supposed to do....
Obviously enough, both the Analog Stick and N64 D-pad control the In-Game D-pad
Now that you know how to use it, enjoy your new 3-in-1 game system, and be on the look out for more bodily-pain-causing cheats!
Have fun!
(NOTE: IF YOU BELIEVE ALL THIS CRAP, YOU ARE A STUPID, STUPID PERSON)
Post by: Glorb on August 21, 2009, 07:47:46 AM
take a crap on your n64
Post by: The Guy on December 18, 2009, 09:44:58 AM
First, move to Africa, taking your N64 with you. Find a jungle where monkeys live, and build a house there. Next, steal a monkey, shove it into the N64, (With SM64 out, of course) then slam the cartridge into the N64. The monkey will disappear, and once Mario's Face appears, the monkey will bite Mario, and Mario will go to the hospital. You can now select a fifth file. Select it, and you'll play as a monkey who can bite enemies. Oh, and every instance of ''Mario'' seen in the game will be replaced with ''Some Random Monkey.''
Post by: ToadBowser on December 18, 2009, 07:52:28 PM
First, go to an Italian restaurant and order some turtle soup. Now go home and pour it into your Super Mario 64 cartridge until it is full. You should have a lot left over. Then, take a red sharpie (it has to be a sharpie) and colr in Bowser's shell without spilling the soup. Now with as little spilling as possible, push it into your N64 and turn it on. Get to when the stars should appear by Mario's head. Instead of stars, You will get 2 koopas, a green one and a red one. The next part is important. Take a knife and stab Bowser's picture on the cartridge. The green koopa should run away in fear. Next, take a dump on your N64. The red koopa should hide in his shell from the smell, but Mario will be unaffected. Seeing the shell, he will kick it, causing it to spin out of control. It will land in a pipe and dissapear. Go to your file select screen and go to the one you have where you defeated Bowser's last battle with just 50 stars (we all have one). Erase it. Start a new game using the file, and you should see the red koopa pop out from nowhere after the scene where Mario comes from the pipe. He will then scream at you for cheating to beat Bowser, and hide in his shell. Now get Mario as close as possible to the shell. If you touch it, Mario will kick it into oblivion and you will have to start all over. Go get the leftovers from that soup and pour it all over the console. The koopa will pop out of his shell and sniff around. He should bump into Mario and get angry for being in his way. You will have control over Mario for a split second. If not done correctly, the next part has him kicking you in the shin. You have to get down to a crawl without moving too much. Done correctly, the koopa will kick his head and send him flying away into the waterfall, and red sharpies will fall from the sky and pound him to death. Control will switch over to the red koopa. Congradulations!
Post by: MegaSonic on December 21, 2009, 07:29:24 PM
Sit tight ladies and gentlemen, this one takes awhile, as it involves almost every cheat i've given so far.
No, you do not have to unlock the religious characters. Those were impossible.
Have a list of my past cheats.
You'll need 'em for this one.
Copy and paste in notepad.
Play as Luigi (THE REAL ONE):
Get all 120 Stars, Now go to the Back of the Castle and read the "L is Real 2043"
Sign, Mario will explode, then reform, BUT! Instead of Mario, you will be Luigi!
Read it again, and you'll turn back into Mario.
WARNING: After switching 10 times, your N64 Will implode, Killing your Cat.
that is all.
Implode Bowser:
First, Stand on your head, Turn the N64 Controller Right Side Up. And Press
Start, A, B, Right, Left, Right, Left, Down, Down, Up, Up, (ON D-PAD)
Then, Eat Reeses For Breakfast, if they taste like cheese, Continue, If They
Taste Like Popcorn, Shoot yourself in the Nose, THEN Continue, Now you Must
Play SM64, And Go to a Bowser Boss Fight, Spin Him Around SO MUCH, And he will
Implode, Then Your N64 Will Implode, Before Dying, Yell "TOASTERS!" and you will get a
1-UP, If You Don't, You Are Reincarnated as your cat, exept that your face is Upside Down. That is All.
Play as Sonic:
You will need a 64DD System for this cheat.
Put SM64 into the cartridge slot, and either Sonic CD, Sonic R, Sonic 3D Blast, or Sonic Jam into the Disk Drive.
Start SM64, and when Mario's Head appears, he will look angry, and he'll say:
"Whats-a the matter with-a you? Putting one of that hedgehog's games into-a my system?
You know what-a? I'm not-a letting you play until you take-a that thing out!"
Go cook LOTSA SPAGHETTI and offer it as a bribe, put it by the N64, and it will turn blue, and disappear.
It will appear in front of Mario, and he'll say: "Okay, fine. It's not like-a you can play that-a game on-a here anyway."
The game will continue as normal, until you go to Bowser in the dark world.
When you get to him, Bowser's text box will say: "Mwa ha ha! I'm turning this battle to a associate of mine!
I believe you two have met?"
The floor below bowser will descend, and when it comes back, Sonic will be in his place.
Mario will face the camera and say: "See what you've-a done!?"
The screen will fade out and a message will appear: "Insert Super Smash Bros. 64 and Future Version."
Take out the SM64 Cartridge, and the Sonic game, and replace them with Super Smash Bros., and
Super Smash Bros. Brawl, respectively. The screen will show the Vs. screen to SSB64.
The top part of the screen, which normally shows the stages in adventure mode, will actually say: "WTD IS GOING ON!?"
The fight takes place on Final Destination with Bowser in the sky's background.
Mario (You) is taken completely from SSB64, while Sonic (The Computer) is just his
SSBB version with a N64 model and no Smash B.
Fight, and win, then put back the SM64, but if you put anything but Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
in the CD Drive, the game will show getting blown back to his own game, then Bowser will come back up to
try and finish you off.
If you do put M&S in the CD Drive, It will show Mario and Sonic looking at the game, then both of
them screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Mario will go back to his house and cry in his bed, knowing his fate. Sonic will lay in the fetal position.
plug in the "Hey You, Pikachu!" Microphone and have this conversation:
You: GET UP YOU WUSS!
Sonic: Huh?
You: YOU HEARD ME, YOU BLUE @&*#$!
Sonic: HEY, SHUT UP INVISIBLE VOICE!
You: YOU HAVE TO TAKE OVER HIS PLACE NOW.
Sonic: Why should I?
You: IF YOU DON'T, I WILL DESTROY ALL CHILI DOGS!
Sonic: NO, WAIT! I'll do what you want.
The game will reset, and go back to the file screen.
From now on, when you have M&S in the CD Drive, you will play as Sonic.
His controls are taken from Sonic R.
Now go spin through some Goombas!
Mario's Super Form:
(NOTE: YOU MUST HAVE UNLOCKED SONIC USING SONIC 3D BLAST FOR THE SEGA SATURN.)
(OTHER NOTE: YOU STILL NEED THE N64DD.)
Go to www.l33thaxor.com/N64toSS
Your browser will say the page is unavailable, but if you click "Refresh" 1,337 times, it will show.
Click on "Download N64 Sega Saturn Emulator"
It won't do anything until you click on it for the 64th time.
After downloading, unpack the .7z file; it will show a homebrew/public domain/legal ROM.
Find a way to put it on a flash cart for the N64, and put it in the N64.
Place Sonic 3D Blast in the CD Drive, and when you turn on the N64, the emulator will start.
Get all 7 Chaos Emeralds in the game, then take a savestate anytime after you achieve them.
Turn off the N64, then replace the SS Emulator with Super Mario 64. LEAVE SONIC 3D BLAST IN THE DISK DRIVE.
When Mario's head appears, he will say: "Im-a feel real powerful!"
Start the game on any save, and go to any world. Collect 50 Coins, and press A in midair.
Since "Super Mario" is taken, we'll call this super form "Hyper Mario".
Like Super Sonic, Hyper Mario is faster, can jump higher, and is invincible.
In addition to this, he has wing cap powers, can activate Metal powers by holding R,
and activate Invisible powers by holding L.
Also, your health will become entirely yellow, and represent how much time you have until your super powers run out.
you can keep this up by collecting more coins.
You can go super as long as you have Sonic 3D Blast in the Disk Drive.
Only Mario can go super in this game.
SM64 Lock-On technology
(Doesn't need N64DD!)
First, hold the console in your hands, and sing "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) once.
then, drop the console on your feet.
THIS WILL HURT, BUT GET OVER IT LIKE A MAN, YOU BABY.
next, play file D and complete the game with 120 Stars.
afterwords, shut down the system, take out SM64, and start yelling at the cartridge for 10 minutes.
no insults or anything, just scream and yell at it.
next, shove Sonic & Knuckles into your N64, and shove SM64 into S&K's Lock-on port.
DO NOT TURN THE CONSOLE ON.
after forcing in the cartridges, shove a Gamecube to GBA cord into the player 2 controller port. (GCN Side in N64, GBA in GBA.)
Next, play Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga until Mario or Luigi learn a Bros. Attack Advance.
Mario and Luigi will jump upwards offscreen after you beat the battle you learned the advance during.
The game will save, go white, and say "Turn off the Game Boy Advance and look at your cartridge!"
Sonic & Knuckles should either be in your Sega Genesis (Assuming you have one), or right by the N64.
SM64 should be in the N64 by itself, with a new port on top of it.
What's it supposed to do? Well, it will be a required component for other cheats you can't normally get without it.
TL;DR? Sorry, but now we get to the main attraction!
The Ultimate Cheat:
First, perform the Sonic cheats (Play as Sonic, Mario's Super Form, SM64 Lock-on),
Then, change to Luigi, and perform the Implode Bowser cheat, when you do this, the N64 WILL NOT
implode after Bowser does. Shut off the N64. Now put Sonic and Knuckles in the SM64 lock-on port,
then shove Super Mario Bros. for the NES into the Sonic & Knuckles lock-on port. Also, put any Wii Mario
game into the 64DD Disk Drive. When you start the system, SM64 should boot. If SM64 does not boot
at this step, and you get the Sonic 3K Blue Spheres, Doublecheck and make sure you did EVERY CHEAT.
Start the game, change to Mario, and go to Bowser in the sky, in this form of the fight, Mario will have
an infinite superform time, until you beat not Bowser, but Dry Bowser! Apparently, they came up with
that idea earlier than we thought. As Hyper Mario, this should be somewhat easier, since you can't
die by getting hit, but pits still kill you. Beat Dry Bowser, and the ending plays, but with Luigi among the Toads.
Also, where the picture of cake usually shows, instead you start playing Sonic and Knuckles, as Sonic.
If you get a game over, you won't complete the cheat, but to help you along, you start with 10 lives, not 3.
Beat S&K with all 7 Chaos Emeralds, beat The Doomsday Zone, when Sonic grabs the master emerald,
the warping sound when you enter a Special Stage should play, and you immediately start playing SMB.
The same rules apply, don't get a game over, you start with 10 lives. When you get to Peach, she says
"Thank you, Mario! I have a present for you!" and the N64 turns off right after.
Now, look at the top of the SMB Cartridge. There is now an SD Card slot, with an SD card in it.
Take out the SD card, and the Wii Mario game, and put both in the Wii, then go to the Disc Channel.
It should show "The Treasure Room" instead of the Mario game in the Disc Drive, and the Start Button
is inaccessible. Now go to the Photo Channel WITHOUT LEAVING THE CHANNEL CLOSEUPS.
Access it, and pick "SD Card", instead of saying "X pictures and X videos", it should say "Ultimate Secret".
Pick View, and the screen will go black, and the Wii will shut down after a couple of seconds. This is normal.
Take out the SD Card (The Wii CD can stay), and put in back in the SMB SD Slot. Turn on the N64......
You are teleported to the largest arcade ever known, in a virtual world. It has every video game ever made,
Console, Portable, Arcade, or Otherwise, up to the present day. You can freely move between this world,
back to the homeworld, to enter Gameworld, turn on the N64 with the "SM64-S&K-SMB-SD" Tower inserted.
To leave, find a door right by the entrance you are teleported to, and open it.
I visit here daily, all arcade games are freeplay, all consoles have seperate televisons, and portables have
copies of themselves, along with game link cables for multiplay.
It's a wonderful place, and I hope you make it here. I'll be waiting.
Post by: Jman on December 25, 2009, 11:53:29 AM
First, tell everybody you can find in a 300 mile radius that someday you hope to be the king of the pirates. Then take your copy of SM64 and put it on a boat while singing "I'm On a Boat." Sail around the world in your ship with only your game as your fellow crewmember. If you make it home alive, make sure to get in a swordfight with anyone who uses the three sword technique. If you survive this, get home and dust off your N64 because it will have gathered a ton of dust by this time. Pop in the game, and now you can play a brand new adventure which is basically the plot of One Piece with Mario characters. And you can never turn the game back to the way it was before, so you'd better enjoy it, or you'll have to find a new copy.
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 11, 2010, 12:24:20 AM
Turn your N64 on at exactly 3:41 A.M. Then get 27 stars and go to Bob-omb Battlefield. Go up the mountain and wait until it is Friday, March 13, 2024 and then turn off your system. In three years, move to Texas and rob a bank. Then go back home and turn your game back on and you will be Bowser.
Post by: SuperPeach on April 28, 2010, 08:11:51 PM
Play as Bomberman:
First complete all N64 Bomberman games (including Bomberman 64: The Second Attack!). Then, go to your kitchen and get a soda. Then turn on SM64. When Mario's head appears, pour a soda on the cartridge. Mario will get wet and say "Are you pouring sodas at me?". Yell the answer "no" and hold A, B and Start. Now, get all 120 stars. Beat the final Bowser. When the cake comes up, insert Bomberman Quest into the Transfer Pak that came from the Pokémon Stadium box. And put the Transfier Pak into the first controller. Reset the game. Instead of Mario's head appearing, Bomberman's face will be there, shouting "BOM-BER-MAAAAAN!". Now you can play as Bomberman! Throw some bombs at the Goombas!
Post by: SuperPeach on May 03, 2010, 01:28:57 PM
Why do we not let it die?
8) Watch Super Mario Super Show, and recite EVERY LINE as it happens for EVERY EPISODE! (If you mess up, you have to start over.)
How about: Quote every line of every episode to your friends, if they can stand it, you can go on.
Hahahaha! Nice one! Here's my latest cheat:
Play as Manaphy:
First, hack SM64 with a ROM editor. Then play Pokémon Battle Revolution. Transfer Manaphy from Diamond/Pearl/Platinum/HeartGold/SoulSilver and shout the name "MANAPHY!" (or shout the nickname when you give the nickname to it) 2010 times. On the 2011th time, Manaphy will look at you and say "You're driving me crazy!". Then he disappears and the game resets itself. Now put a PBR CD into your computer's CD drive. Play SM64 with Project64 while PBR is in the drive. Get all 120 stars and Manaphy will appear on the roof instead of Yoshi. Talk to him and he offers you a Nintendo Wii. He will also asks you to replace Mario. If you say no, you'll get a Game Over. If you say yes... then CONGRATS! You can play as Manaphy!
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 09, 2011, 03:48:17 PM
First, you must have preformed the SM64 Lock-on cheat mentioned earlier in this topic. Then, put a Lego in the memory expansion slot. Now start playing on file C. Get 24 stars and go to the 1st Bowser. When you fight him, open the memory expansion slot again. The Lego should be gone. If not, start over. Defeat Bowser, and he will drop the Lego you put in. Take it, and then turn the N64 off. Put the N64 version of Lego Racers into the Lock-on slot. Turn on the N64 again and LR should start. Play Cicruit mode and get 1st place in all of the circuits. When you beat Rocket Racer Run, a message will appear that says that there is a new track unlocked. Play Single mode and a Lego version of N64 Rainbow Road will be unlocked in the Rocket Racer circuit. Get 1st place on it and then SM64 will start, but the whole game will be made of Legos! Now, whenever you put on LR, SM64 will be Lego!
Post by: SuperPeach on May 09, 2011, 05:40:16 PM
First beat Pokémon Black or White Version with Snivy as a starter (DO NOT EVOLVE SNIVY) and then put the DS Card into the pocket. Then beat SM64 with all 120 stars. Then press L L L R R R A B A B A B A B C> C< R quickly by the time Peach kisses Mario. A DS slot will appear on the top of the SM64 cartridge. Turn the N64 off and put your Pokémon B&W DS card into the SM64 cartridge and turn the N64 on. When Mario's face appears, shout "Snivy, attack Mario!" and Snivy uses Solarbeam at Mario. And then you can play as Snivy!
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 10, 2011, 06:36:45 PM
For this cheat you will need:
A copy of SM64DS
A soldering iron
A screwdriver
Once you assemble the tools listed, open up your SM64 cart. If you find a Lego inside, leave it in there. Then solder the pins of the DS cart to points on the circuit board. Close the game back up and the graphics will look like SM64DS! (Note: will not work in Lego mode unless you also solder in a Lego game)
Post by: SuperPeach on May 11, 2011, 01:09:49 PM
First perform a "121st Star and Play as Luigi" cheat that Forest Guy made. Then get a SM64 cartridge and rests in 2 hours and play Pokémon Black and White version. After 2 hours, play SM64 and perform the "Play as Snivy" mentioned earlier in this topic. As Snivy, jump into the clock and reach the star in 10 minutes. After, perform SushieBoy's "Jolly Rancher JunkYard" cheat and use Brass Knuckles as Snivy to smash the wall. Elec Man from Mega Man 1 is there, and he'll freak out and gives you the 122nd star!