Author Topic: Fake SM64 cheats (Read 92367 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #240 on:** April 28, 2007, 06:01:45 PM »

Beat the game without playing it:

This works on SM64 or SM64DS. First, get an extra copy; you'll need it. Second, obtain a hammer. Combine violently, and presto! The game has been beaten!

Masher101 · « **Reply #241 on:** April 29, 2007, 02:14:13 PM »

Play as Luigi

Simply start a new game, paint your N64, controller, and memory cards all green. Mario will say: "What's with this green? I HATE GREEN!! He will then jump into the lake and die. Luigi will then walk up and let you play as him, because he likes green so much.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #242 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:12:15 PM »

Play as Luigi

This only works on Super Mario 64 DS. Go to Big Boo's Haunt after unlocking the second floor (preferably as Mario)...you can probably see where I'm going with this.

Masher101 · « **Reply #243 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:22:13 PM »

Play As iuiuL

Do my last cheat, but then shove in your cartridge backwards. Load a game with Luigi. But now he will be iuiuL and be upside down.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #244 on:** May 24, 2007, 04:40:08 PM »

Play as Waluigi

First, go inside the castle and wait for approximately 435,435,232,780,533.1832 minutes. After that, Bowser will scream "Why are you waiting so long?" Mario will say "Mama-Mia! Ima tired of waiting!" Waluigi will then come to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom. After defeating Waluigi by walking up to him and pressing L 56.5 times, he says "Aughhh, how are you so strong?" Mario will then run away and you can play as Waluigi until you destroy your cartridge.

Note: Don't push anything while Bowser and Mario are still talking.
Note 2: This only works after you get 1,000 stars, 100 lives, and 3452 total coins.

No gameshark required.

Toad · « **Reply #245 on:** May 24, 2007, 08:26:24 PM »

To play as Toad:

Collect 100 coins in each of the switch levels. After that, collect 100 coins in each of the levels leading up to Bowser, but don't actually fight Bowser. Try to remember where the 100 coin Star for that area appeared and go back to collect it, making sure you save your game.

After you return to the entrance hall, talk to the Retainer to your left (the first one in the castle). He will say something about seeing a suspiscous character go through the door to the Princess's Secret Slide, and he will ask you to investigate.

Go to that room, but jump through the stained glass window to the left (the one opposite the slide entrance).

Finish this short hidden level, and Toad becomes unlocked.

MegaSonic · « **Reply #246 on:** August 18, 2007, 08:38:55 AM »

IT RETURNS!
CUZ IT ROCKS!

Play as Luigi (THE REAL ONE):

Get all 120.5 Stars, Now go to the Back of the Castle and read the "L is Real 2043"
Sign, Mario will explode, then reform, BUT! Instead of Mario, you will be Luigi!
Read it again, and you'll turn back into Mario.

WARNING: After switching 10 times, your N64 Will implode, Killing your Cat
that is all.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #247 on:** August 20, 2007, 05:03:33 PM »

Play as Bowser:

First, jump off the very top of the castle. Next, Collect 142 coins in EVERY level, including the Bowser ones. Once you do that, go to Dire Dire Docks and the Bowser submarine will be back. Notice how there's now an opening in the sub and go in it. There, you will have to fight an EXTREMELY hard Bowser, who needs about 9 hits until he dies. If you get hit twice, you die, and there are no coins around. After you beat him (If you beat him), he says "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW CAN MARIO KEEP BEATING ME???????" Your cartridge will then turn off and back on. Select any file and then you will be playing as Bowser. Keep your system on, or the cartridge will blow up and you will have to buy a new one.

Mack_The_Knife · « **Reply #248 on:** August 27, 2007, 05:47:22 PM »

Play as oiraM!

The first thing to do is send two trillion pounds to Mack_The_Knife. Then, beat the game, then delete all your saved data. Do this 100 times, then, when the game starts up, press all the buttons at once.

This will cause a magical fairy to decend from the top of the screen and give you a pizza. Go to Yoshi and press all the buttons again..he'll say he's hungry. Give him the pizza.

Now he has gas, and farts so hard a star flies out of his butt and lands in a random location. Go there and take the star.

You'll play as oiraM! He's Mario, only all his colors are inverted so he has red pants, a blue hat, blue skin and white hair etc. He'll also say all his lines backwards, so you can find any hidden messages from his developers! Some of these might even be more cheats to try!

Rao · « **Reply #249 on:** August 28, 2007, 06:50:03 PM »

Play as Ken Kutaragi!

First, plug a PS2 controller into your N64. Then, press X, O, Triangle, Square, in that exact order, 100 times. Then, take the cartridge out, and mail it to yourself. And when you finally get it, one week later, it will be completely inside-out. Then cram it into the cartridge slot and play beyond!

dżamper · « **Reply #250 on:** August 30, 2007, 01:29:02 PM »

Play as Olaf

Select file A. Get exactly 0 stars 0 coins 0 lives. Then on GAMEOVER screen, quickli take a hammer before message disappears and **** your N64 with it. Then, start your PC, download Super Olaf Bros and you get it!

Kimimaru · « **Reply #251 on:** September 02, 2007, 07:21:05 PM »

Play as George Washington:

Fart on your TV and run to the closest closet you have with your cartridge. While inside, smash your cartridge with everything you have inside of it. Next, throw your cartridge in the garbage and take it out when it has a rotten banana peel on it. Place the cartridge in the N64 with the banana peel and turn it on. When you turn it on, erase your 3rd file and go to the cannon. Press B, Start, A, and left on the control stick at the same time. A message will pop up saying "WOW, WE DIDN't HaV3 Th33s kinds of ThIngS BAck In My DaY M8." Now you will play as George Washington and the only different thing he can do is call the U.S. army.

Mack_The_Knife · « **Reply #252 on:** September 03, 2007, 08:28:42 AM »

I have a SUPER SEEEEEECRET CODE for you! I'm not telling you what it does! You have to try it yourself!

BEFORE the title screen comes up, smash your Nintendo 64 Paddle to peices, and attept to re-assemble it upside-down! Remember, if you don't do this before the title screen comes up, you have to throw away the parts and buy a new paddle! After completing that, do the exact same thing to all your paddles! Then, plug the upside-down paddles into the 64. When Mario's face comes up, distort his face until he looks just like Dr. Who! The first one. It has to be the first one. Wait for fourty days and fourty nights, leaving the game up, and Mario's face will stay that way! Mistaking Mario for Dr. Who, Toad will come up and ask Mario for his autograph. Don't give him it, or you have to start over! Toad will follow you around. Play the game until you get to Unagi the Eel, then feed Toad to Unagi! Mario will get so depressed that he killed Toad, he goes to sulk in the castle. Then, adjust the TV so Mario has a green tint. Walk him to the nearest body of water. He'll see his reflection and think he's Luigi! So, then beat the game. Princess Peach will say "Luigi! I thought Mario would save me! No cake for you!" and leave. Then, Tatanga will pull off his Bowser suit and capture Daisy! Adjust the TV so Mario's clothes are red again, go to Sarasaland, and beat Tatanga. Daisy will say "Mario! I thought Luigi would save me! No cake for you!" and leave. Then, Bowser will pull off his Tantanga suit and capture Peach. Repeat the color switch until you have gone through this exactly one million times WITHOUT SAVING, and Bowser will try to pull off his Tatanga suit, but he's not wearing a Tatanga suit! So he pulls off his skin and turns into a Dry Bones. Defeat Bowser Bones, and Eclair pops out! Then, Tatanga will appear and try to pull off his Bowser suit, but he's not wearing a Bowser suit! So he pulls off his skin. Defeat the Tatanga Skeleton, and Princess Pudding* will pop out! Now, Daisy, Peach, Pudding and Eclair have a giant catfight. Eventually three will be pushed into a lava pit, leaving one survivor! Run up to whoever survived, and if she's Peach, she'll be upset that Mario isn't here. If it's Daisy or Eclair, she'll be upset that Luigi isn't here. If it's Pudding, she'll be upset because she has a really stupid name. So the princess jumps into the lava, too. Mario follows them, but he dies. Instead of Game Over, Mario goes to the Overthere, where he meets ROB, Stanley, Mr. Balloon Fight, Mike Jones, and Pit. They get mad because they only had one or two games, and push him into the Underwhere. In the Underwhere, Mario meets Bowser, Tatanga, Wart, Smithy, Grodus, Count Bleck, Cackletta and Master Hand, who get mad at Mario for kicking their butts. They throw Mario into the air, where he blows up! Then, Shirguei Miamoto walks on screen and says "Look at you! You just killed Toad, Mario, and the princesses, all for following a fake cheat! And look at how much time you spent playing this game, GEEZER!" The game shuts off. Run to the mirror, and you'll see that you're old now! You then die of old age. Sucks to be you.

*Pudding is from Itadaki Street DS.

dżamper · « **Reply #253 on:** October 06, 2007, 07:45:32 AM »

Play as Kaczyński Bros.

Bring Lech and Jarosław Kaczyński to your home. Turn off SM64 and start Mario Bros. (C) 1983 Made in Japan Do Try This At Home. They got angry that they aren't no.1 and replace Mario and Luigi with themselves. Also, Mario Bros. (C) 1983 Made in Japan changes to Kaczyński Bros. (ABSOLUTE RULING) 2005-2007 Made in Poland.

Yoshikév · « **Reply #254 on:** November 01, 2007, 07:31:39 AM »