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*You ask a stupid question like:
Why doesn't Mario shave?
*And you get a stupid answer followed by a new stupid question like:
Cause it's hard to shave off pixles
Why does Luigi wear green?
*So I'll start. After this post, every response should contain an answer followed by a question.
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Why does Mario like red?
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It hides the blood when he gets killed.
Why does Luigi like green?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Because brunettes look good in green.
Why do octopi live in the ocean?
Edited by - Markio on 2/20/2004 2:56:43 PM
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Because they can
Why is Peach so easy to kidnap?
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Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/20/2004 3:01:51 PM
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She wants to be kidnapped, she's an attention hog.
How come an Italian plumber can breath underwater and a blue hedghog can't?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Because blue hedgehogs don't have gils.
What is the meaning of life?
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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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42.
What is with those tanooki's and their giant genitals?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Umm... I don't know what your talking about!
Why do people hate Nintendo?
This is my 1300th post! Yay for me!
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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/20/2004 3:18:27 PM
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LD, will you lay this quack out with some tanooki trivia?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 2/20/2004 3:47:33 PM
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Why make a topic for this? heehee
If at first you don''t succeed, try until you run out of syrup.
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OK off the topic of Tanookis and back to the game...
Why do people hate Nintendo?
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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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Because they keep making Pokemon games.
Why is Mario a plumber instead of getting a better job?
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Because he has an excuse to wear overalls all the time.
Why do Yoshies wear shoes?
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
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So they don't get their toenails dirty.
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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Because it hides their hideous mutant twins growing from their ankles.
[edit] I was typing when chupperson was posting.
Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
Edited by - Popple on 2/20/2004 5:51:27 PM
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No they're not.
Why do mushrooms have faces?
This is not a signature.
Edited by - Hirocon on 2/20/2004 8:10:43 PM
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The better to see you with.
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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So the poachers would think he's dead already.
Why do people shower so often?
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
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Because they stink.
If George has five puppies, and Johnny has negative 5 puppies, what is the topping that people sneeze on ice cream?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/21/2004 6:09:26 AM
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Vanilla extract.
How do you spell "I like to eat German boots for inbetween brunches"?
My identity will not be spoken.
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The way you wrote it.
How did the Yoshi's survive in Dinosaur land when dinosaurs were extinct in other areas of the world?
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They were stealthy.
Dude, where's my car?
Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.
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In your car.
Why is Mario so tubby?
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He has a genetic predisposition for weight gain. Every time he eats a mushroom he grows to twice his original size.
Why don't hammer brothers ever run out of hammers to throw?
This is not a signature.
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Because their hands magically produce the hammers
Where's Waldo?
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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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Under my bed.
Why?
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Because.
What in the world does w00t mean?
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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W00t is what people can say when they want to obscurely mean this: "I am using a word with no meaning to express my happiness so I can cause myself to think I am cool by using a word that others don't know and so by participating in the usage of this word I am admitting that I am just like the other geeky teenagers who use the word because inventing a word with no meaning is stupid."
Was that a mean answer?
If at first you don''t succeed, try until you run out of syrup.
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That's very interesting, Markio! (note there's no sarcasm) I never knew what that actually meant.
What happens when you divide Mario by 5 pounds of cherry-flavored jello?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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You get five mutilated chunks of Mario covered in whipped gasoline.
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Hiding in your basement.
Why are cakes made out of rocks?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Because it makes the cake crunchy.
Where is China?
~*Sometimes I dream I''''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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In the China cabinet, of course.
How was Luigi able to find Mario's hat in the mansion when Mario was wearing it in the painting?
Go Moon!
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The hat and all of Mario's other items were illusions made by the Boos to make Luigi waste time looking for items instead of looking for Mario.
Does Mario really get bigger after eating a mushroom or does he only think he's bigger?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Yes, yes he does. I mean, when you get bigger, don't you think you're getting bigger?
Does that answer count as my next question?
Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.
Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 2/22/2004 12:41:16 PM
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Yes and Yes
What's the sum of the squares of a piece of pie?
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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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a nickle!
Why is Luigi taller than Mario?
~*Sometimes I dream I''''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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They're not identical twins.
Why is up, up and why is down, down?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Because I said so.
who wears short shorts?
~*Sometimes I dream I''''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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I wear short shorts.
Do you believe in life after love?
Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.
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Divorce is like death.
Doesn't Bowser ever notice he never wears pants?
My identity will not be spoken.
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Unfortunately, yes...
How can Mario hit blocks and not get a concusion?
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It's hard to get a concussion when you break blocks with your fist.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.
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*whoosh*
Which came first, the yoshi or the egg?
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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I'd have to go with the Yoshi egg.
Why is the Mushroom Kingdom economy in such bad shape?
Go Moon!
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Because Beanbean Kingdom has more natural resources.
Why do people dislike things that are slimy?
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
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People are slimy too.
Why did somebody set up us the bomb?
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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So we had no chance to survive.
Who's your daddy?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Chupperson Wierd Sr.?
Whose idea was it to name Koopa "Bowser"?
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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I did, in the year 2010 I go back in time and climb my way up the Ninendo ladder and suggest the name Bowser, 'cause I likes it.
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Why don't the Toads learn to actually protect the princess and stop being wimps?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Because they are to bissy.
If a sum of a french silk pie equald the whait of the 45 hundred pound 1 pound fether, how culd there be any trees for crumb man to yell "Whelll they had a comity meating last weak. They sent you a leter, but it said fore Peter, so you thout it said from Peter so... you know what, it is just esyer to call you stuped." but get poched bu the drunk man that killd people by picking them out of the phonebook in the movy "The Jurk" but he got poched by Shadow, the ultimet liveform, but he gt pochd by warewolf Mario and tolit Luigi, but they got poched by me, Dr. Tyler Shadowuvg1, but I got poched by SoaH city, but they got poched by the fungi forms for making me menchen them, who got poched buy this sentince?
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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Some guy named Billy Bob
Who names there son Billy Bob anyway?
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Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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John Boy.(the John Boy and Billy Bob show)
How do the Hostess people get the animals to do those comershils when the animals know they're gonna get hurt?
I have a sig series kinda like this topic. It's called "Questions v1.0" and there will be one right after this post. (#2)
Questions v1.0 (I xpect an anser!)
2. When will politics be GONE?!?!?
Edited by - GiftedGirl on 2/23/2004 3:43:13 PM
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1)They Dont.
2)They Wont.
Why doesn't vanilla pudding taste like vanilla?
Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
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Because it's made of air.
Why is there no green gravy?
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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There can be green gravy, just don't eat it and leave it uncovered in your fridge for a while.
Why does Chupperson still advertise and sell chup when I, TEM, have proven that it causes cancer, among other things?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Ooh ooh I got one!
WHy is this topic so stupid?
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Shouldn't submit a stupid question unless you've given a stupid answer for the previous stupid question.
My other signature is a Porsche.
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*ignores ^2 posts*
Because chup tastes good.
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
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Your momma.
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Because the queen of england passed a law that said so.
What do you get when you cross MK:DD with animal crossing?
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Wheel_kirby
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Mario: Double crossing. A tale of deceit and betrayal.
Why, if bowser is actually capable of kidnapping Mario, (like Mario is Missing)doesn't he just kidnap them both?
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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Wait a minute! Somethings not fair here.
Last year, MarioBro64 made something like this, called "Ask MarioBro64". And Insane Steve closed it for being "spam".
Well, what makes this thread so special?
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I can change. Seriously!
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It's not focused upon a single member: anybody can answer. It's also roughly Mario-related.
Why did the Yoshi cross the road?
Go Moon!
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I sense the collapse of a fun topic coming...
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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So it could go eat some fish paste.
Why does moldy bread stave of the plague in "Thy Dungeon Man 2"?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Becuse I used evle cemical to alter it.
Why did I call myself uvg when my name is Dr. Tyler S. Shadow?
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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Just because.
Is it true that all nuns have ninja training?
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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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It's as true as the fact that all electrons have a degree in profesional driving.
Why is Yoshi the same color as grass and pipes?
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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because its better than being the color of dirt and poo.
If mario has brown hair then why does he have a black mustach?
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Two words: Dye.
If Mushrooms and stars have eyes... can they see why kids like Cinnamin Toast Crunch?
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No 'cuz the eyes are just drawn on there.
Where's the cream filling?
Questions v1.0 (I xpect an anser!)
2. When will politics be GONE?!?!?
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Where ISN'T the cream filling?
What is the average salary of a street mime?<p>
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Depends on how many people are stupid enough to fall for his act.
You want to buy a pair of shoes. You only have a dollar but the LEAST EXPENSIVE pair costs $100. Do you have enough time to get to the movies?
Questions v1.0 (I xpect an anser!)
3. What makes an atom?
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Buted tost!
If mario had 2 mushromes, and billy had two appils, why dosen't bnanas go wosh!?
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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Because they're fruity goodness prevents any degree of whatever word you typed at the end of that question.
Where have all the parshnips gone?
Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
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Strong Bad took them to make pie.
Who dropped Home Star off his flying machine?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Its the Sneak! Its the Sneak!
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
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DELETED!
What does "Yabba dabba doo" really mean?
Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.
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It means BALEETED!
Why is Fire escaping?
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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You're probably referring to something but I don't what so, I don't know why fire is escaping.
Where are the wild things?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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The things that are wild.
How long does it take til you get to the exact second, no milisecond, that you reach the point in which you suddenly have an aching feeling that perhaps, and just perhaps, you could possibly be becoming a teency weency little tiny itsy bitsy bit bored of reading each little small iddy biddy word that I have painstakingly put into typing this collection of words that we in the English language refer to as a sentence will my Dell Dimension 4100 Windows Millenium Edition computer with DSL, an Epson Stylus Color 880 Printer, a Memorex TS1000 keyboard, and a Umax Astra 3400 scanner with four blue buttons labeled as follows: SCAN, COPY, CUSTOM, & POWER/SAVING?????
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Took me 26 seconds, 490 miliseconds.
Whats twelve by pies?
Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
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Six whole pies. (Get it? 12 bi-pies.)
C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some! You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
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If Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cares, why is there a song about it? (Yes, I got that off of a T-Shirt)
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Because someone does care...
Who is it that cares?
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Me... I like corn...
If a toaster is sittin' in the third row from the right and there are two strikes, two balls and the batter hits the ball and it flies backwards and hits the toaster is it ball 3, strike 3, or toaster: 0 ball: 1 ?
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It's a complete reversal of the dynamic whoojiggy of the Laws of Physics of Baseball.
When a dynamic whoojiggy gets reversed someone in Tibet gets a full house, that causes another RoTDWJ of the Law of Poker Physics, that in turn makes a raincloud go an extra 300 hundred yards to the East getting it caught in a jetstream carrying it over the said baseball game.
Thus the game gets rained out before the ball even lands.
I am a genius or a memeber of the non-sane persuasion because of all the stuff I just typed? ^Up there^
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 2/28/2004 4:45:42 PM
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What's eating Gilbert Grape?
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Stealth-LinK aka *DbD*TUMBLEWEED
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Hey Reggie, is that rhinoceros around?
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Yes.
Who shot the sherrif?
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Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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Me, but I didn't shoot the deputy.
What exactly is meant by "magically delicious"?
"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes
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A: I think it's a subliminal message magically delicious is suoiciled yllacigam backwards
suoiciled = su-i-ci-del
yllacigam = yell-ach-I-gams-are-bleeding
Suicide by bleeding gums= magically delicious
which means that there are tiny razor blades hidden in the marshmallows and eating them is suicide.
Q: Why, Mommy? Why?
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Because Mommy and Daddy loved each other very much.
Why must we hurt the ones we love?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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'Cause it's funny.
Why don't Apple Jacks taste like apple?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Because they don't.
Where's the beef?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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I ATE IT PUNK!!
[wtd]???
Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 2/29/2004 8:54:56 AM
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[wtd]? I dunno. It kinda looks like beef to me.
Who killed Mr. Body?
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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President Bush.
Why are Trix only for kids?
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
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Becuz spelling iz for adults.
What does "Narf" mean?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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It is Wakohnese for Fran.
Who coined the phrase "Hakuna Matata"?
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3. What makes an atom?
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Some dimwits named "Timon" and "Pumbaa".
TIMON: Hey! We're not dimwits!
PUMBAA: Uhh... Timon... I still don't do so well in crowds. *fart*
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What makes a woopee kushin?
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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
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I'm gonna jump! I'm gonna jump! Oh, that not what it means. Then what is Leap Day?
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Three things are needed to make a whoopie cushion:
A ballon.
A popsickle stick.
A strange person who is, for some inexplicable reason, obsessed with farting.
Now my question: What IS this inexplicable reason for Giftedgirl's obsession with farting.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
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There is no reason. As you said it is "inexplicable".
What is Leap Day?
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"What IS this inexplicable reason for Giftedgirl's obsession with farting."
She's probably LORD_DUKE. (Look at the first few pages of "A Mario Story: You Add ONE sentence to the tale")
Why does marioguy try to be evil, yet so obnixous?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Dr. Phil: It's a stage.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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three regulation two by fours.
When isn't it okay?
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When you ask if it's okay, and the person you are asking is unable to respond.
What is a stupid qusestion?
I might be Sadib...
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This. "Where is the taco barn?"
Now for my real question, Is it too late to bash somebody with a sledgehammer?
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Yes. Sledgehammer bashing hours are 9 to 6, Central Standard Time.
Why is the last of the grapes?
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Yep, they have just enough.
Is there an ant in my pant?
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You mean is there an ant in your PANTS and no, there is not.
Who is LORD_DUKE?
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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
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I refuse to sing that signature.
Why is the world so cold when you first wake up?
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
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Because you slept outside in the snow.
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord.
My other signature is a Porsche.
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An Elongated Avian.
Why did the frog cross the chicken?
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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For fear of Y2K virus'es's which indulged upon that one side of the chicken which the frog was on before it crossed.
How is a pineapple relevant to apples and pines?
(ps. I meant pant, it's not my fault if I can't afford more than one pant at a time.)
Edited by - Popple on 3/3/2004 8:21:29 PM
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Because pineapples go sledding in pine groves and apple orchards only. (I LIKE hakuna mutata! )
Why do fools fall in love?
Edited by - Markio on 3/3/2004 8:41:50 PM
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Because they are fools and they love each other.
What's the base word for nasty?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Sadib is the root of it.
Why does perfume smell so bad?
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
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Because it's made of camel snot.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
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Depends if the other personalities are willing to do it.
Are 99% kids allowed to drink Juicy Juice?
"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes
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Of course not.
If you can regurgitate something, wouldn't you have to have gurgitated it once already?
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
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Yes.
Why are slime molds not popular pets?
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
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They would be, but dealers try to pass off mutts as pure breeds, and science cannot yet tell the difference.
Where my hat is at?
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Double post...
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
Edited by - n/a on 3/5/2004 7:52:12 PM
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Your hat is at Fat Pat's.
What is the speed of dark?
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
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Dark has no speed it is the absence of light, like cold is the absence of heat.
What did the priest say to the rabbi?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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He said "Hello."
What's black and white and red all over?
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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.
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A zebra with red polka-dots.
Why is plastic explosives?
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
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Because it didn't.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
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If it''s not worth doing, it''s not worth doing well.
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Because it didn't.
What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
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If it''s not worth doing, it''s not worth doing well.
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9.
What is the most disgusting thing you can think of?
I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
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An eightyfive year old with a festering gaping wound on his (don't know if word is against rules, so wont say) with slugs crawling about inside it, oozing puss and chunky bits of mystery gristle... Or an X-Box.
Who shot JFK?
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Maggie.
What word didn't Popple say?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Prostate.
How much is that doggie in the window, the one with the waggily tail?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Six-pence.
Who smells like cheese?
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If it''s not worth doing, it''s not worth doing well.
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Six-pence.
Who smells like cheese?
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Morning: Life''s little reboot button
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Mr. Face.
If only you and dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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deae people.
How many trees can fall on the head of a pin before someone hears them?
Go Moon!
Edited by - Fifth on 3/7/2004 2:49:43 PM
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I actually did a test on that just last week, on average it was between three and four.
Why is that hand gesture so offensive?
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Because some people think you're trying to give them "bunny ears" instead of just the peace sign.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
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No.
Is this the end?
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/7/2004 5:16:01 PM
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Yes, it is just the beginning.
Where was Fred's hair?
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Fred's hair was over there
Is Snapple the anti-Christ?
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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:
Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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Of course not! Bill gates is the antichrist.
What's the difference between a lawyer and one of those fish that suck on the sides of the tank?
I might be Sadib...
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The fish are far more humorous to eat.
Who are you? <---like the one nintendo ad slogan.
Pale gray skin, buldging, pulsating eyes, coated in latex and pudding pops, salty, creamy death.
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Who aren't I?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a beaver could eat Mario's legs?
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Do not disturb, that''s my job!
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Don't fall asleep in the shower.
Which is also my question.?
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Morning: Life''s little reboot button
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Yes.
Do 3 rights make a left, or make people dizzy?
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Do not disturb, that''s my job!
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Yes, it makes a left.
You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Well I'm big, and I have a feeling i'm gonna be shot...
When is today's yesterday's tommorow?
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Jammin'' sig of the week-"Zap: HELLO!? Disembodied head here!"
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Best Before Yesterday.
Why?
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Morning: Life''s little reboot button
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The laws of "Fisiks"!
If Mario had a cape or racoon tail and just took of for flight and hit a block head on in the air, what would happen?
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Jammin'' sig of the week-"Zap: HELLO!? Disembodied head here!"
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Hmmmmm.... I better break out the magic eight ball for this one.....
"Concentrate and ask again"
Why ain't they all up ons?
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Well, logically, if they were, they wouldn't be, if you know what I mean.
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
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Morning: Life''s little reboot button
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Because it points to the seconds? Was that a trick question?
When will the dinosaurs come back?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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In Dinosaurs 2 (I won't see that...)
If Mario is super then how come he can only fly when he is cape Mario?
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10 out of 9 kids are STUPID! I''m that 9th one!
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He's pretty super, but not super enough.
Where did the buffalo go?
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Morning: Life''s little reboot button
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They got ate up real good.
Is it Ramon or Ramen?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Stupid answer: Neither. It's Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond.
Stupid question: Fungi? Do you say it, "fun-ji" or "fun-gee"?
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"JUKE-BOX".
Why do Birdos drool on Toad?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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They've been conditioned to associate Toad with being fed.
Why doesn't Mario just take the bucket off?
Go Moon!
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The bucket is a size 6 and Mario's nugget is a size 10.
What were McNuggets made of before McDonald's recently started saying they were all white meat?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Purple meat.
Why are humburgers so fast in speed?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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dunno!
why do Mario & Luigi have Italian accents when they are born in the mushroom world?
The Flea can take anything that you throw at him
Edited by - pedal to the medal on 3/14/2004 7:07:38 PM
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They were born in "Little Italy, Mushroom Kingdom"
What does Bowser do in his spare time?
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10 out of 9 kids are STUPID! I''m that 9th one!
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He plays Koopa Chess alone and dreams about him beating Mario and Peach to like like him.
What is the secret of Birdo?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Got a change if you know what I mean >:->
Why does Wario always flaunt his muscles?
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What in the Wario is going on here?!
Edited by - wariolandman on 3/15/2004 9:42:04 AM
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He has nothing better to do. Or he's proving that even though he's tubby, he has muscles.
If life gives you lemons what do you do ?*Gets an idea for a sig*
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10 out of 9 kids are STUPID! I''m that 9th one!
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sell 'em for 5 bucks apeice!
*giggles* if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? *giggle, snort*
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What in the Wario is going on here?!
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A piece or pieces of paper with questions printed on them, used often to determing intelligence.
Who is in the kitchen with Dina?
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no response... XD
If you accidentaly smacked some one in the back of the head with a rock you would:
A: Run. Far and fast. or
2: Say sorry, THEN run far and fast?
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"When life gives you lemons squish ''em in your eyes so you won''t see yourself get torn apart..."-Mario (about to die).
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My very first same time post!
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"When life gives you lemons squish ''em in your eyes so you won''t see yourself get torn apart..."-Mario (about to die).
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Run. Chances are saying sorry won't help.
What is the most letter in the quintecimal system?
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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I didn't understand a word you said.
Why was I listening to the Laziest Men on Mars - Invasion of the Gabber Robots when I was posting this?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
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It was all part of my master plan.
Ou est mon chat?
"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
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Are you speaking in tongues, sir?
¿Por que?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
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People just love to try out a different language because it's fun!
Why does Luigi always stay in Mario's shadow?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Nintendo designed him that way.
What do you get when you cross crushed fireflower powder, essence of super mushroom, and a cape feather quill used by Thomas Jefferson?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Something very messed up.
Why are bunnys cute?
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Maybe I need to take a chill pill.
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Their delicious flesh.
Is a Jackle-Headed tuna still considered an Anubis god? Why or why not?
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*declines to answer because of Popple's answer*
Where did Marionut#1 go?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
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Over the hills and far away.
Why is the lint green in the Summer of despair?
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
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This must be one of those stupid things your brain does. It's playing a trick on your eyes!
Has anyone here heard Blow'd Up by Chupperson Weird?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
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Yes, I'm sure someone here has...
What is in the dark?
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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Things that creep, crawl, and EAT THE SOULS OF THE UNBORN!!!!!
Why do things go bump in the night, instead of snawrling and screeching?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Screeeching hurts my voice-- I mean, THEIR voices. heheh...*shifts eyes*
Why am I so amiable?
Follow the butterflies!
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... Napkin please!
Why is the left not on the right?
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"When life gives you lemons squish ''em in your eyes so you won''t see yourself get torn apart..."-Mario (about to die).
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It is to someone else's point of view when they are facing you.
I will, I must ask this again. Where's the beef?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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In your face!
If I have a ruler and you have a ruler and he has a ruler and she has a ruler, then what the heck is goin' on here?!?
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Maybe I need to take a chill pill.
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You're trying to exclude It because It doesn't have a ruler. (Reminds me of the "we're all dudes" song with Kel Mitchell in Good Burger.)
Can I have a dollar?
Follow the butterflies!
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Sure! *hands markio a loonie*
Where did my antelope disappear to?
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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Dr.S (me):This is some grate antilope pie! where did you get the antilope?
Mom: rodekill.
why are pants fild with pie?
If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
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"Pants" and "pie" both start with "p", hence they should be filed together.
What is this feeling?
"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
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It's the feeling of love, love of the first cornbread-ball of winter. The flaming winter of death, death of the almighty light-bulb, light-bulb of all which is plastic, plastic of the land of gampaz.
Where did he go, George, where did he go?
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It's the feeling of you slowly falling in love with Lizard Dude.
Why/When/Where/Who/How?
Edit: Popple got it first.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/22/2004 3:38:44 PM
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He went down South for the Winter.
What is TheEggMan talking about?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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I have no idea.
Does Markio watch silly Nickelodeon movies too?
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Solrock and Lunatone. Now that there''s a good combination.
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No that stuff is for kids, not middle-aged video game characters.
Why couldn't GG think of a better question for the 200th post?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Maybe she could have but didn't...(BTW, I DO watch a few Nick movies now and then. Not often, though.)
Have you ever saved the world?
Follow the butterflies!
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Yes I have!
Why is Dr Eggman evil?
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"For the people of this planet, I promise you... REVENGE!" --Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Radical Highway opening movie
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He's not evil, he's just misunderstood.
Where my lasers at?
"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
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Have you checked between the milk and the cold ones? If not, then the're somewhere near that silly putty-ish blob on the couch.
When did all the lubbsters go to.
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To the fish market, and finally the sea-food restaurent. Where else?
Why does Bowser like to keep any money he finds?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Well, you would too right?
Why did my foot fall off?
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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
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Because you unscrewed your belly button.
Why do I even bother to live anymore?
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I don't know, if I were you I'd just lay down and die, I mean, we might as well. All of us, we're just going to die in 70 years anyWAY, WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER?!
Orange you glad to see me?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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No, but the lemons are.
Where's the Beef?
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
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It's on your plate, my dear...
Why doesn't Nintendo reveal anything about the next Super Mario game?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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They want us to be surprized, and so do I.
Are we there yet?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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No.
Do I smell bad?
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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
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I don't know, I don't have the sniffernet.
Do I not bleed when you prick my finger?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Yes... Aaw man! Now I'm thirsty!
Since when do Plap sour the wood?
I''ma go shower up.
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Since I ate the cheese puff cactus!
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Why didn't Jman put a stupid question after his stupid answer?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Because he's stupid himself...
Why doesn't Nintendo ever form a romatic bond between Luigi and Daisy?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Daisy's divorce hasn't been settled yet.
Where have all the Beanie Babies gone?
"There''s only one thing to do at a time like this- STRUT!"- Bart Simpson
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They've grown, and are now the adult Beanies from the Beanbean Kingdom.
I am what they is and thats all what you chew, Howz aboot yous?
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None for me, thanks.
What's the best thing about school?
''Are spirits delicious?''
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My math teacher!
Why is my desk so cluttered?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
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You did too much math homework.
What is the integral of e to the negative x squared?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Uh, pi?
I caught a sea bass! See? Bass!(Why do I keep saying things like that?!(that's the question))
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
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Because you're being sarcastic!
Why do Goombas like to play in Toad Town?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because they want to be stomped on by Mario.
Why does everyone hate Pokémon?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
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Because they havn't played Pokémon Colosseum yet!! This game rocks!!
Why does Wario love money?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because it buys him food.
What if Mario got stuck in a pipe?
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
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Then he wouldn't warp...
What if Nintendo started making Super Mario games in which ESRB, later on, would rate as 'M'?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Nintendo Sales would quadruple!
Why does Peach always wear the same dress?
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She has a rare disease that makes it impossible for her not to wear a pink dress.
In "Back to the Future", when Marty stopped his mother from meeting his father, why didn't he, his sister, and his brother all instantly disappear, instead of them slowly disappearing over the course of a week?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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The Time Lords were on their break, so the Time Intern had to try to do their jobs. He was a little slow.
Why is EasyMac so needlessly complicated?
"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
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To frustrate you.
When will those stupid scientists discover infra-violet?
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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Apparently you already have so whats the point?
Why does Peter Cottontail have to hop down the bunny trail, isn't it time we stopped this human/bunny trail segregation?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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First of all, Peter cotontail is a Hare, not a bunny, secondly, we tried to stop it three years ago, but Rick's all like no, so I cut him. I cut him so bad, I cut him so bad man... that.. he wish I don't cut him so bad... man...
If actions speak louder than words, does that mean acting near a megaphone will make people go deaf?
Edited by - Popple on 4/6/2004 7:17:24 PM
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You just seen the Toy'R'Us Easter sale commercial, haven't you?
Why does Yoshi need to eat fruit every few minuets/seconds or else he will sufer the same fate as falling into water on "Super Mario Sunshine"?
Edit:Ooops I posted to late...
Edit2 (Answering Popple's Question): I could not hear you, could you take a step closer toward the microphone?
Edited by - 123James on 4/6/2004 7:30:32 PM
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It is quite normal for a Yoshi to eat more than its own body mass every day!
Why does Peach not act like a spoilt child? After all, she is a princess...
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because she is a spoiled child.
Is Pac-Man impotent? After all he and Ms. Pac-Man have existed for over 15 years, and yet there are no little Pacs running around the maze.
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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:
Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
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No, they take the pill.
Is Mario?
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Mario happens to not not un-be the inverse of un-isn't not.
And there are little pacs, Pac-Man Jr. and the little baby pac-infant are both featured in Pac-Man 2 for the SNES.
Is the tortilla chip found in australia really smothered in cheese salsa only found in australia?
Let me away from this boulder!
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Yes.
What is the greatest song in the world?
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Exerpt from the Vatican Rag:
Get in line in that Prossesional
Step into that small canfessional
There''s a guy who know religion
He''ll tell you if your sin''s original
If it is try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2-4-6-8 Time to transubstantiate!
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The greatest song is a song about me when I saved a singer's dog from dying of cancer, but sadly that hasn't happened yet so there is no greatest song.
Why is Amy Sonic's girlfriend when he never went out with her?
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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
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Amy just likes Sonic. But Sonic likes Princess Sally.
When will people realize that they'd all be a lot happier if they catered to my every whim?
"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
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Never.
Am I really Sonya the Hedgehog?
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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
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No.
Why is the grass green?
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
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Chloroplast baby, chloroplast(sp?).
Why is the sky blue?
My other signature is a Porsche.
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Because it's reflecting the ocean.
Why is April such a cruel month?
Go Moon!
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That's when Family Circus has a marathon.
Why is Family Circus NEVER funny?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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A thick layer of creamy fish chum blocks out the initial funny, the rest is lost as it travels through an eyeball's atmosphere.
Why is there a raindrop on starburst wrappers?
Let me away from this boulder!
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raindrop:rainbow::starburst:skittles
If new means that there was nothing preceding it, and improved means that something before it has been made better, what in the world does "new and improved!" mean?
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
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It means that I really am Sonya the hedgehog.
Why are babies adorable?
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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
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It's so we aren't tempted to eat our young.
How is Kammy Koopa related to Kamek?
"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
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I >seriously< always ask that question myself!!
She could either be his (possibly twin, like everything else if you know what I mean) sister... or his wife!
Why does it hurt when Mario touchs a Podaboo?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because he doesn't like them.
Am I asking a question?
Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
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Yes!
When did Luigi have his own game, the first time?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Yes...
NNgrch, are you angels?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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That Qusestion is unanswerable.
What is five o'clock?
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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It's yesterday.
Why do people take showers if they'll get dirty the next day anyway?
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"Legolas is a guy?!" -My Sister
Edited by - Meowrik on 4/16/2004 7:39:10 PM
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What's the deal? Did your mom just make you to take a shower or what?
Why toes TY still make new Beanie Babies?
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I don't know why he toes anything.
Why does the sun shine, why do the birds sing?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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The sun shines because it's shiny, and birds sing because they were forced to by an evil somethingorother.
Why do burgers taste?
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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Burgers taste because there tasty.
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How many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
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Depends on how long it takes them to get their tongues out of knots.
Why after tasting or smelling something bad to most people offer it to someone else to taste or smell?
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Because some people are unable to make the smallest of decisions w/o other peoples approval, even deciding if a clearly rancid piece of food is in fact rancid.
Now, seriously you guys, where is the beef?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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At the supermarket, waiting to be bought...
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, and hits a mime, does anyone care?
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
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The mimes don't care.
Don't fall asleep in the shower?
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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No way!!
What would happen if Dinosaur Land was totally destroyed?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Total Destruction.
How do Bowser do what he do... always doing the stuff he do's?
Let me away from this boulder!
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'Cause he can do it!!
Why would Nintendo love to tease us with anticipation and suspense of revealling their new games!?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because they like doing stuff like that.
Why are there more stupid people in Canada than in any other country?(not JJ, he's cool)
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
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Because Canadians are idiots!
Why do we all need some dose of Super Mario-ism?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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I don't know about you guys, but the doctors told me that if I don't receive it, I'll die.
What exactly is meant by "Hey, Diddle, Diddle"?
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."- Jack Handey
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Excuse me! Canadians are no more idiots than Americans!
Someone is calling for Diddle.
Where is the Wawopif?
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
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"Canadian's are idiots!"
WE SURE ARE :S
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"I am the Eggman! That's what I am!
I am the Eggman! I got the master plan!
I am the Eggman! That's what I am!
I am the Eggman! I got the master plan!" -- theme song for Eggman (or should I say Egg-HEAD!)(that's the answer)
Why is a big blob protruding out of my belly?
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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
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When a mommy and daddy love eachother... er... I mean... uh... the stork.
Why would daddy take the T-Bird away?
Let me away from this boulder!
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Because of mama's new squeeze box.
Why of all of Mario's move, which is the funny/weirdest?
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Because it's funny/wierd.
Bork?
HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.
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A cross between Beef and Pork. Like Spork.
Why does a picture of Mario and the Princess have the word "Mashroom" on it?
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its an optical illusion, just like mario and peach kissing...
or is it a mushroom?
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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.
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http://www.geocities.com/dr_shows/SuperMashroomCupples.jpg
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Uhhh... no, not really, no...
Who just... uhh... passed noxious fumes?
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SONIC: Oh crud.
SONYA: What?
SONIC: Eggman''s robot is behind you.
SONYA: Yeah right. I''ll belive that when the sky rains-- *robot grabs Sonya*--pigs. Oh fart.
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Guilty.
Who cares?
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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.
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Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
"I want us to go fowards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards salvation."- Kodos, disguised as Clinton
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i don't.
why does mario have brown hair but black mustache?
(insert signature here)
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Two words: Hair dye.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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SONIC: Oh crud.
SONYA: What?
SONIC: Eggman''s robot is behind you.
SONYA: Yeah right. I''ll belive that when the sky rains-- *robot grabs Sonya*--pigs. Oh fart.
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The egg came first.
Where have all my dinosaurs gone?
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They all went to that big jungle in the sky...
Why did Peach used to change hair colour once in while?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Two words: Hair dye.
Do I hafta?
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ME: Say hello to my little friend!
LttlFrnd: Hi! My name''s Likorish!
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Yes! You hafta!
Who is the one responsible for Nintendo's great success!?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Me.
Why is a tomato?
It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
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Because you made it be.
Why am I here?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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Because you love Luigi...
Why does Mario always have to save the princess!?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Well, you would save your boyfriend/girlfriend if they were kidnapped by a big ugly turtle, too, wouldn't you?
Why?
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ME: Say hello to my little friend!
LttlFrnd: Hi! My name''s Likorish!
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Why not?
How does toast work?
I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
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By putting it in a toaster...
Why does Luigi like Daisy?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because he dosen't like Tulips. (Haahahha play on words)!
True or False?
Push button...
Receive Bacon!
Edited by - koopaslaya on 5/13/2004 3:40:13 PM
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If you say so!
Why are my toenails green?!?!?
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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
ME: Ok. *presses key*
COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
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Only on thursdays, though.
Why doesn't Mario shave?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
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He suffers razor burn.
How does selling shoes cause you to be an axe murderer?
I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
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Things happen!
What is the worst thing that can come out in a Toad?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Spores.
Since when was Bob Saget funny?
I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
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Since he . . . I don't know.
Speaking of Bob Saget, where did he go?
"Boy, I sure wish I had some dynamite."- Calvin
-
He's stuck in the Bomb Shelter.
Why was our Bomb Shelter created?
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Because Mario Bar is da bomb.
What is A Bomb?
It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
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What Link uses to destroy Lizard Dudes.
How am I going to be able to justify close to $1000 in video games and hardware?
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First get $1000.
Next buy video games and hardware with the 1 grand ONLY until you run out.
Finally teach them justice.
What happens when Homer says "Doh!" and then he says "Nuts!"?
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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
ME: Ok. *presses key*
COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
-
I cringe at yet another use of that completely dead joke.
Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?
"Never eat at a restaurant that enforces the 5-second rule."- Me
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Me. That. Here. Now. Because. It just did.
Where's my dog?
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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
ME: Ok. *presses key*
COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
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I don't know, but I just laughed out loud at your 6 answers.
Why did a member here tell someone there was a box under the screen of a Mario game?
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It was a member's BROTHER, thank you.
(Post intended as neither answer nor question.)
Go Moon!
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I dunno.
Will someone do my chores for me?
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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
ME: Ok. *presses key*
COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.
ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
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*Scoffs* You wish.
Will someone do MY chores for me?
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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
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No way!
What the crud?
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"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line
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Why is Yoshi Green?
Edited by - MarlieMoo14 on 5/28/2004 6:16:31 PM
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Because he doesn't have any red or blue pigment.
Why did Bowser "realy" join Mario in SMRPG?
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To make an even number of five group members.
What was Luigison "realy" asking?
"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin
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If anyone would question my "speling".
Why are roses red?
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They are the cause of cancer and they are trying to warn the humans not to smell them with it's blood-red hue.
^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
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Why don't I live in Myrtle Beach?
^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
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Because you live in Djibouti, and they don't let people from Djibouti out much.
Where is Djibouti?
Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/28/2004 8:38:54 PM
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That's where the Pikmin live.
Why am I so jolly?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Because you have a bowl full of Easy Bake jelly.
Why/How are you so smart?
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It's all in the name, Luigison, it's all in the name.
What is my real name?
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"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line
-
Bed-wetgeril.
How many pies can capten olmar eat befor he dided of herpia?
http://www.geocities.com/ethasamullet/dontclickhere.htm Dont go there because it is my arcives of Ds picurs.
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One, it fell into his keyboard caused massive typos, total destroyed his spell checker, and shocked him to death.
Who is the Ultimate Video Gamer?
-
Me!
Where did all the dodo birds go?
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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
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They live with the prawns now. They live with the prawns.
?egassem siht rehpiced uoy naC
Let me away from this boulder!
-
No.
Have you had your break today?
"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
-
Maaaaaaaybeeeeee...
Why did the Jiggly Wiggly Piggly go Jiggly Wiggly Wiggly? (My friend came up with this one! I tried to stop him, but he had a gun pointed at my head. He's still my friend, though.)
There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
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Probably it forgot how to Piggly...
Why did the Goomba jump off the cliff?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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It had no reason to live...
What color is my dog Tidbit?
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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
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I can't tell. The webcam I have hidden in the dog house is black and white only.
Why don't you click here to see an image of Tidbit.
Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/31/2004 11:57:08 AM
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Because I can't click it...
Why would Peach go towards the danger instead of away from it!?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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So she could stand up to the evil that she usually runs from, or she's dumb.
Ok?
^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
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Nope.
Why are nuns so easy to impress?
Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
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Nuns are forced to be impressed so to 'buy' their way to Heaven...
Why does Mario always go and say, 'Mama mia'?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Mario has deep subconcios love for his long lost mother and spouts the frase mama mia without consiously realising it.
Why did the star change from white to yellow?
ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
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stars look better in yelow
why is waluigi, waluigi instead of waligi
ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
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Otherwise, we wouldn't recognize him as Luigi's evil twin...
Why does Yoshi like to throw eggs?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because he dosen't like to throw mushrooms!
How many?
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seven
Why does baby mario and mario appear in Mario Tennis?
Mario has fused with the N-force!
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the super mario tennis time machine
Why is mario fat and luigi skinny
ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
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Because Y=Mx+b
Why do we capatlize I but not me?
Edited by - Koopaslaya on 6/2/2004 2:41:36 PM
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Because I is too cool for me
Why are we compelled to post stuiped mario quetions?
ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
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I dunno!
Am I wearing underwear?
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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
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Oh, gross. I refuse to answer that.
Why did you go there?
-
Because these are the rules of that place.
Why does Mario always jump?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 6/3/2004 1:45:46 AM
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Because he has ants in his pants.
Why does Luigi look to save Mario in Mario's Missing? I mean, now he has the spotlight!
Mario has fused with the N-force!
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Mario is his brother, and Luigi loves his brother!
Why does Yoshi like Yoshi Cookies?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Dunno!
Why?
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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
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Why not?
Okay, there are four cows on top of a building, one red, one blue, one yellow, and the last one brown. The red one turns to the yellow one and says, "My, it sure looks fun down there," as he gazes at the pavement below him. So, the red one jumps off. Thinking no pain would happen, the yellow one followed the red one. Naturally, they both die. Next the blue one turns to the brown one and shakes his head. The brown one looks quizzicly at the blue one and after saying three words, he jumps off. Why? (Note:The brown cow was not depressed or mentally challenged in any way)
There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
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The brown cow said, "When in Rome, . . ."
Was that the right answer?
"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
-
Surprisingly, no. The brown cow said , "I'll save them!"
There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
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Uh... why is Bowser ugly?
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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
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Because of the eye beholding him.
Would you think Mario were ugly if he were the evil boss and Bowser were the hero?
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That depends.
Would he look like a melodrama villian, like he did for old Donkey Kong Jr. art?
Go Moon!
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I guess...
What's the name of the dog (mutt) in the Rugrats TV show? (only one correct answer)
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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
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SPIKE!
Why do people making annying rumors about pointless that don't exist and never will exist about Mario things that go on forever and take a millinum to get rid of?
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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
-
Because Super Mario-based rumour-creators believe that their rumours will somehow pressure Nintendo into doing the things that are based on the rumours...
Why does Wario hate Mario so darn much?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
-
Blee!
What the heck was that?!
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
-
I think it was a flying pig.
What does Daisy like the most?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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The end of threads that were good at first but are now drawn out.
Why doens't someone end this?
I strike fear into the hearts of stray cats.
-
People are compelled to answer questions.
Is this the end?
"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
-
Only God knows....
Do you know the muffin man?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
-
The Muffin Man is my evil arch-rival. He is the brother of the evil Chuckles the Clown.
Why are people full of gas?
Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
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'Cuz we go to the gas station.
What does Mario say when you switch for him and slip on a Banana at the same time?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
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"It's-a Mario-- WAAHAAHHAH!!"
What is 12 times the square root of mayo?
Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
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12 square roots of mayo!
Why did the camera cross the road?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
-
It wanted to get pun-'tures'...
Why Mario is very angry at Toad?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because he's a rageaholic that refuses to take anger management classes.
How is it possible that a cow could jump over the moon?
There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
-
With sproingy shoes.
Do cows even HAVE sproingy shoes?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
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Cows don't even have feet, thus they cannot wear sproingy shoes.
Why is it so boring to take showers?
______________________
What part of the chicken is the McNugget, exactly?
-
Because you're always alone.
Are swimming meets a good place for a date?
My identity will not be spoken.
Edited by - ?????? ???? ??????? on 6/12/2004 1:40:39 PM
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Video clip! *shows date @ swim meet* "Oh Charles, I love you!" "I love you too, Wendy!" *splash* "Charles! My new dress!" "Wendy! My new tux!" *both walk away w/ruined clothes* *vid clip ends* So the answer is NO!
Did the wheels on the bus go round and round ALL through the town or just halfway?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
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I myself prefer to think of it in the "the tires are the things on the car that make contact with the road" sense.
Both are good.
...So if the non-green Yoshis from Super Mario World are able to perform feats with koopa shells because they were born (or hatched, whatever) on Star Road, why is it that a normal green Yoshi who gets a pair of Yoshi wings and changes color is thereafter able to perform the feat of flying, despite a lack of affiliation with Star Road?
Go Moon!
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The truth is, Nintendo made a cut-scene where they replaced the green Yoshi with the blue one before Mario reaches the secret level...
The game editors then made an effect where it seemed that the green Yoshi turned blue...
If Wendy O. Koopa fell in love with Mario, what will Mario's reaction be if he found out?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Just like this old claymation guy named Mr Bill: "OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhNoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
What is my new guinea pig's name?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
-
Fluffernut!
Where is everybody?
--------------------
Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
-
Hiding in their holes, and will not come out until Nintendo releases, at least, Paper Mario 2...
What is the worst thing Peach could do?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
-
You don't want to know.
When is the last train to Clarksville?
The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
-
Oh, about six thirty.
Who was that masked man?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
-
Hey, it could have been a masked WOMAN, ya know.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
-
. . . Because they can DRIBBLE! HAHAHAHAHA!
Why are babies so good as basketballs?
"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
-
Because they are soft, esspecially their heads.
Why does this happen?
Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
-
This always happens.
Why does Deezer keep updating this site?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
-
There are still lots of super rare Super Mario games and stuff from the past and present (like the Super Mario anime of the eighties), and there will be lots of Super Mario games and stuff in the future (like Miyamoto's super secret next Super Mario platformer, and I REALLY WANT TO SEE DAT GAME BEFORE I GO, pardon me, BONKERS!!!)
Why does Bowser not like to show people that he has a good-guy's emotion deep within him?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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He wants a girlfriend.
Who's chuck?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Edited by - luigi~lover on 6/20/2004 10:44:34 AM
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He's also Chucky...
What's Yoshi's favourite toy?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
-
Yoshi Doll from Mario Party 4!
What is Yoshi's favorite fruit?
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Hmm... I CAN''T THINK OF A SIGNATURE
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Dunno.
Why does Popeye eat spinich?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
-
Popeye eats his spinach so he'll win the finish, he's Popeye the Sailor Man. TOOT TOOT!
Why can't I be a ninja?
I can''t think of a signature. Gimme suggestions.
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You can be one, just believe!
Why can't I go to the Mushroom Kingdom?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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You're not pixelated enough.
Why is the Mushroom Kingdom so pixist?
ProTip: Link is the original chosen one.
-
Because it was created for the NES.
What do you get when you cross Wario with Luigi?
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Hmm... I CAN''T THINK OF A SIGNATURE
-
Probably one of those wrestling matches Jman writes about.
In corn dogs, how do they get the weiner into the corny exterior?
I can''t think of a signature. Gimme suggestions.
-
The world may never know.
Will Nintendo ever release it's long anticipated game?
"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
-
I dunno.
Why?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
-
Because.
What chemicals are in Mario's fireballs?
-
Because.
What chemicals are in Mario's fireballs?
-
Dunno.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bench?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
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Comment: In the chemistry class at my school the teacher made fireballs and threw them back and forth across the room with another teacher. I missed it, but will check the formula when we get back to school in September.
Note: The above was a comment only and was not intended as a stupid "Qusestion" or a stupid answer.
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That is a joke, not a question...
(Time to get a new bench, har-dee-har-har...)
Why doesn't Luigi have as much bravery as his brother?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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He got the good looks instead.
Why does GiftedGirl answer our questions with "Dunno" instead of coming up with a clever answer?
"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
-
Because she can't think if anything.
Does princess peach have kidnapping insurance?
If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
-
She would if the rates weren't so high.
Is today alright for tonite?
Today is alright 4 2night!
-
I don't know, how about yesterday's tonight?
Why can't Nintendo create Mario dolls that can move, see, hear, feel, and think?
Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
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Because they'd get sued by Disney.
How much do mario & luigi charge for unblocking Peach's blocked drains.
If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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A Super Mushroom per drain; they threaten Peach by saying they'll put a poison mushroom in her drains if she doesn't pay.
How many Donkey Kongs does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
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Hmm... I CAN''T THINK OF A SIGNATURE
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1/4 of a Donkey Kong, 'cuz Donkey Kong is bigger then the lamp!
How many Fluffernuts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Fluffernut is my guinea pig.)
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
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Unknown, because they could never get enough Fluffernuts to screw in the lightbulb.
Why is there an upside-down "L" on Waluigi's hat?
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Hmm... I CAN''T THINK OF A SIGNATURE
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Waluigi is luigi's evil "twin" so the L is flipped like mario's M is for Wario.
If Bowser is a reptile, how come he has red hair on his head?
If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
-
It's a wig.
Who killed Mr. Body?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
-
He commited suicide.
Is this a yes or no question?
''Procrastinate now. Don’t put it off.'' -Ellen Degeneres
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No.
Why did Clifford the big red dog grow so big?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
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Mr. Boddy gave him all his food.
Why did the last red flea jump off a cliff into the sea of holes?
The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
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No idea WHAT that means.
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
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Fuh, because he wanted to get to Pepperland.
That, and he was stapled to the chicken.
So the question now is:
Why is that chicken in such a hurry? What on earth could make a chicken want to move so quickly?
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Toast!
Why does spatula sound so funny?
-
No, not toast.
Why does Fluffernut climb all over me when the books that say guinea pigs don't climb?
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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
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Fluffernut has CLEARLY never read the books, and so doesn't know.
...Why are Yoshi's arms orange in Super Mario World?
Go Moon!
Edited by - Fifth on 7/11/2004 11:35:46 AM
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He was wearing gloves.
What would happen if Mario met Pikachu?
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JRC Quote 1: "Team Rocket are the kind of people you love to hate."
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They would have a Fiesta.
Why does this chicken of the sea taste like tuna?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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It's a tuna-eating chicken.
Where do babies come from?
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JRC Quote 1: "Team Rocket are the kind of people you love to hate."
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Ask your parents/legal guardians.
Do you like Myrtle Beach as much as I do?
Today is alright 4 2night!
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Probably.
If Bowser keeps on kidnapping peach, why doesn't she employ better guards?
If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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Wadges are too high.
How come I used to have every Ninja Turtles action figure ever.
Push Button...
Receive Bacon!
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You liked Ninja Turtles.
Why did Clifford grow so big that the Howards had to leave their home?
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JRC Quote 1: "Team Rocket are the kind of people you love to hate."
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Radiation.
Will there ever be a rainbow?
"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
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If you plant a skittle.
Why does Peach like Pink so much?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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She looks pretty in pink.
What the heck?!
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JRC Quote 1: "Team Rocket are the kind of people you love to hate."
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I'm sorry you're going to have to be more specific.
Do you want to be in my experimental film?
Reality slowed bent Time and.
The and on Eggman But on went.
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Only if there's a sandwich in it for me.
Where do the pits in SMB lead to?
Edited by - CashCrazed on 7/15/2004 8:22:52 PM
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SMB2, believe it or not.
Why does Capcom keep making Mega Man X games? They're not fun any more! I mean, you'd think "Duff McWhalen" would've been a clear enough sign that they'd gone too far, but no!! Why?!
Go Moon!
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'Cuz they're lazy bums with nothing better to do.
Do your feet stink?
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JRC Quote 1: "Team Rocket are the kind of people you love to hate."
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Only on Tuesdays when the sky is low, the sun is in, and the sea is 15 leters above sea level.
How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of the Tootsie-Pop???
Push Button...
Receive Bacon!
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Over 104 (that's when I stopped trying).
What was Willis talkin' 'bout?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
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Nothing.
Why is my computer busted?
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Hmm... I CAN''T THINK OF A SIGNATURE
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Because you've formatted the hard drive too many times.
Why has Birdo not been in a mainstream mario game since Mario RPG?
If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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The poor thing got lost.
Why does Luigi's voice sound different in almost every game?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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Crud.
What's for dinner?
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JRC Quote 1: "Team Rocket are the kind of people you love to hate."
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Food.
What kind of music does Daisy like?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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A mix of country, heavy metal and opera, but occasionally she'll listen to techno.
Why is the sky blue?
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Hmm... I CAN''T THINK OF A SIGNATURE
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There are Swamperts living there.
Do my feet stink?
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JRC Quote 1: "Team Rocket are the kind of people you love to hate."
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Yea! They smell like rotten meat!
Do you have the bunny inside?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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Yeah.
Am I a fartbutt?
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JRC Quote 1: "Team Rocket are the kind of people you love to hate."
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I don't really wanna find that out.
Where's Waldo?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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We couldn't get him to come out of his room, he was crying and said something about being "unnoticable" and "just a speck in the crowd".
How long will Mario live?
-
As long as SpongeBob is immature, Team Rocket can't catch Pikachu and Barney is stupid, Mario shall live.
Why do Yoshies sound like Stitch?
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JRC Quote 1: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
-
Ahem, Stitch sounds like Yoshi.
Do you hate Mario is Missing and want to tell the world about it?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
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No,not really
If peach is a princess, who rules the mushroom kingdom?
If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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A monkey named Bob.
Want fries with that?
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
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No think you!
Why do bubbles appear in the upper right-hand corner of movie screens?
"That will really put the pressure on those phony Koopa plumbers" -Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3., Toddler Terros of Time Travel (DiC, 1990)
Edited by - marioseeker on 7/20/2004 3:24:51 PM
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Yeah! I love fries!
Why does Bowser chase Wario and Waluigi in the MG:TT opening movie?
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JRC Quote 1: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
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A post was skipped so I will pick it up:
marioseeker Posted - 20 July 2004 15:23 PST
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No think you!
Why do bubbles appear in the upper right-hand corner of movie screens?
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Luigison replies:
I think you ment thank. (but maybe you have mind powers that allow you to make someone not give you fries.
Movies are analog film that are so long they must be put on several spools. Those ovals at the top right of movies shown in theaters are to trigger the next roll of film. This was explain in the movie Fight Club. Although I don't typically like movies with lots of violence and sex, Fight Club was worth buying the DVD because of its wonderfull plot and well developed charater(s).
I hope Microsofts push for digital theaters works because I am tired of seeing those "cigarette burns" as they are called in the industry. Digital theaters would also be much clearing be cause there is no film to wear out, get hairs and dust on, etc.
The previous question still stands as I was just trying to answer one that was skipped.
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Because he is tired of kidnapping peach (for the moment).
Why do waluigi's eyes light up whenever he scores a point in the N64 Mario Tennis?
If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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GiftedGirl's question: "Why does Bowser chase Wario and Waluigi in the MG:TT opening movie?"
Sqrt2's answer: "Because he is tired of kidnapping peach (for the moment)."
Luigison's answer: While Sqrt2's answer may be true, I think that he chases them because one of them had hit him in the eye with a golf ball.
Sqrt2's question: "Why do waluigi's eyes light up whenever he scores a point in the N64 Mario Tennis?"
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Lightglobes?
Do you have any toilet paper I can borrow?
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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Edited by - GiftedGirl on 7/3/2005 12:54:18 PM
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Yes, but the shipping cost and time might be a bit more than you are willing to ascept.
"Do you have a canoe I can borrow?"
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Give me 500 pounds and I'll see what I can do.
How many drunken Hammer Bros. does it take to smash a lightbulb?
If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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ANSWER: That question is flawed. A car cannot travel at the speed of light. There is not enough energy in the Universe. If there were, the car would become light (electromagnetic radiation).
But since you asked a stupid "Qusestion" I will also reply with a stupid answer.
STUPID ANSWER: An infinite number of monkeys would fly out of the tail pipe quoting Shakespear.
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ACTUAL ANSWER: It would take ONE drunk Hammer Brother to smash a light bulb. It would just take him a while to get past the flying tailpipe monkeys.
NEXT STUPID QUESTION: Where did the word "stupid" come from, anyway?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
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Um, your shell.
Why do people have to ask math problems?
-
Cuz they can.
What's Mario's favorite Pokemon?
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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
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Golf Deezer.
Who's that knockin' on the wall?
The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
-
Me.
What's a kisbel?
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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
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Gotta go!
Do you know that annoys the crud outta people?
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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
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The Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves. Whenever I hear it, my crud is just annoyed out of me.
What is in the special sauce?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
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Special ingredients.
Why bread?
-
Because bread is cheap.
Why do toads have high-pitched voices?
I''m not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
-
Because the guy the does there voice should be shot.
Where IS Waldo?
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Hmm... I CAN''T THINK OF A SIGNATURE
Edited by - gamemaster79 on 7/29/2004 1:40:18 PM
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Find Waldo here.
Where's Waldo's Dog?
Random Signature
Edited by - lUiGiSon on 7/29/2004 1:51:03 PM
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Chasing that cat over there!
hey! Where's my hat?
~*The road to success is always under construction*~
-
Behind the cold ones.
Are we there yet?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
-
Don't make me turn this car around!!!
How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggle-dy tail?
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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
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If you can shove 12 dog treats in your mouth it's free!
How funky is your chicken?
~*The road to success is always under construction*~
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It's more subservient than funky.
The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
-
No, I'm only bad enough to save the vice-president.
Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
-
Whoever it was, I'd like to shake his hand.
What's that blue thing doing here?
The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
-
Nothing, apparently?
Why does it always rain on me?
I''m not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
-
Because you are missing the bit that keeps you out of the rain.
Where have all the good times gone?
Random Signature
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In the recycling. (Time magazine)
Where is the traffic signal?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
-
Somewhere safe(I hope).
Why doesn't Wart like vegetables?
I''m not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
-
Because he's allergic.
Who is who?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
-
You is who!
Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?
~*The road to success is always under construction*~
-
The huma-huma-nuka-nuka-opuaha.
Who left the milk out?
I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
-
Yum!
What did one foot say to the other?
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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
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"I am 12 inches long!"
What happens if you subtract Green-flavored jello from Bowser's shell?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
-
A shell that no longer has a life of its own.
Where does Mario hide his diary?
-
In cows. (Incidentally, he hides his dairy in a drawer somewhere.)
Am I having a heart attack?
-
No, but I'm attacking your heart.
Does my dad play MK:DD with me?
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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
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6.
Who cares?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
-
Mushroom Boy
Where's my money?
-
I have it right h... Now where did it go?
-
It was the One-Armed Man! I saw him take it!
What exactly was Dr. Seuss smoking when writing his books?
.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
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Meldrun, mulfaffle, Mandranian goo,
Some nax mix, some nux and some naryam, too.
So, I'll have to ask...
What's with all the prithees?
Go Moon!
-
fhhfhfh
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
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Because it......oh forget it.
Why is this strange topic still getting replies?
~Shadow Orthrus~
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Because some people have nothing better to do.
If Diddy Kong is DK's nephew, does that make DK a monkey's uncle?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 8/8/2004 1:44:55 PM
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Hmmm, I guess so..
Is Yoshi a boy or a girl?
~*The road to success is always under construction*~
-
Yes.
Why do I feel compelled to keep pressing buttons ALL DAY LONG?!
-
Because you never know what an unknown button might do, nuclear powerplant meltdown, free the animals from the zoo, change the channel, the possibilities are endless!!!!
After reading my speech, are you going to go press some Unknown Buttons?
.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
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I sure am!
What does this button do?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Lizard Dude Posted - What does this button do?
Luigison replies - It appears to have posted your message. I wonder what happens if you press it more times.
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Lizard Dude Posted - What does this button do?
Luigison replies - It appears to have posted your message. I wonder what happens if you press it more times.
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*presses button* Warning! Warning! This button will self-destruct in ten seconds.
What does bowser brush his teeth with?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
-
Since Yoshi's are yes, how do they reproduce?
-
EWWWWWWWW! Gross!
Am I purple cookies?!
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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
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Either that or purple walnuts^_^
Why isn't there a "Do the Luigi" dance?
~*The road to success is always under construction*~
-
Haven't you ever seen him on the character select screen of Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour?
Have you ever noticed that, if you re-read through enough pages of this thing, the questions start to repeat themselves?
Go Moon!
-
?
Where's the beef?
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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
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At the vegetarian restaurant around the corner.
Where's Wario?
-
I don't wanna know.
Do I like Shadow (aka "faker") in that way?
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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
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No, our relationship is fake.
Get what off?
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THAT GIANT TARANTUALLA ON YOUR SHOULDER!
When I say jump, what do you say?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
-
I say "I hate that freakin' marshmellow!"
Who's that under my bed?
~*The road to success is always under construction*~
-
That stupid raven, Nevermore.
If humans are supposed to be the smartest animal, then why do they kill each other?
I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
Edited by - Markio on 8/14/2004 3:43:55 PM
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Because all other animals aren't smart enough to be sinners.
Why are there so many bad movies (i.e. Big Daddy, Swept Away, The Cat in the Hat)?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Because there are so many bad people in the world to watch them.
Why shave?
-
For every good movie, there has to be a bad one. It has to be balanced. Like Neo and Smith.
Remember Bubsy?
.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Edited by - TEM on 8/14/2004 6:45:30 PM
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Heck ya. Bubsy 3D was one of the worst games ever made (well, not quite).
Will marioguy ever return to wreak havok?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Hopefully not.
Where does this link go?
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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
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Someplace on the Internet I guess.
If boos are ghosts how come Tubba Blubba in Paper Mario can eat them?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
-
Spanish pixies.
What the crud?
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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
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It's not an M&M. I can tell you that for sure.
Where does Toad hide his "FunGi" magazines?
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Somewhere.
When do Golfers take a break?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Every time.
Why does this topic exist?
-
Because it does.
What happens when Toadsworth shoves a piece of fried chicken up Princess Peach's nose?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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She uses him for his Toad's stool.
What is the opposite of cheating?
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Playing fair, duh.
When do typewriters evolve into computers?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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At level twenty-five.
Who spells "question" Q-u-s-e-s-t-i-o-n, honestly?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
-
Stupid people.
How much chuck could a chuckwood wood, if a chuckwood could wood chuck?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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10 tonnes give or take 5kg
Who is heavier Bowser of Gormet Guy?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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Who is heavier Bowser of Gormet Guy?
heavier Bowser is a much heavier version of the real King Bowser, and he apparently comes from the town of Gormet Guy.
Do you know the Cupcake Man?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 8/21/2004 3:31:35 PM
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Why yes, he lives on Brury lane!
Can you taste the rainbow?
~*The road to success is always under construction*~
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Nope, too much pollution.
How can we save the endangered species?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
-
By filling the ocean with Cambell's Soup.
What does 2+2 = ???
-
Tooty-two.
Can you feel the love tonight?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
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Not really.
If King Boo is a ghost, how come he is classified as a heavyweight in MKDD?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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That's in ghost puonds.
Why do we all dress up in dark robes and run around the house while humming random songs periodicly?
-
Shhh! We're not supposed to ask that.
Sqrt reminded me of a question I have. How does King Boo drive if he has no feet?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
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With a 1 Wood.
How many corncobs does it take to fill the Empire State Building with peanut butter?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
-
One, but it takes a really long time.
Who wants Lizard Dude's shoes?
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I do! I haven't used my coin yet. This seems like a wise purchase.
Now, where can I get another coin?
"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
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From the Post Office, silly.
How can I mail this letter to santa?
-
DoublePost-toasties
Edited by - Koopaslaya on 8/22/2004 6:27:54 PM
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Get Hedwig to do it.
Where's the beef?
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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
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Still in the supermarket.
Why are Bowser's troops so incompetent?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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They're a bunch of wild animals randomly grabbed from the wilderness of the Mushroom World. Give them a break.
Will you give them a break?
.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
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Only if someone sends me a PAL version of Paper Mario 2.
Who ate all the pies?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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I gave them all to my brother for his birthday.
Where's the love?
-
In the air tonight.
Why is Toad's vest blue?
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Post a stupid section, get a stupid ASCII.... never mind.
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TAYL: Talk At Ya Later
Lazer Mario
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His vest was white but mario put his overalls in the washing machine with it, and so it was dyed blue.
Is Kamek still Chief Magikoopa or has he been sacked and replaced by Kammy Koopa?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 9/6/2004 11:21:24 AM
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He didn't get sacked-- he retired.
Who's that Pokemon?
--------------------
Quips & Quotes 1: "Where''s the bathroom in this place?!?"
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Either 13 or Deoxys!
What's wrong with me?
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
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Compulsive typing.
Why is does "Gwarek 2" scare me so?
Egg Power
-
Because you have Gwarek 2-aphobia.
Is this a question?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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This is an answer.
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Does anyone know where I can buy a pirahna plant?
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
-
Piranha plants "R" us.
does everyone hate macintosh?
-
Uhhhh....... maybe.
Who stole the cookies in the cookie jar?
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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"
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Cookie Monster of course.
Do you want more, More, MORE?
Egg Power
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No, I want LESS, Less, less.
Have you been DEMASKED?
-
Not recently.
How can mario play tennis against baby mario in mario tennis if they are the same person?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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Through the hole in the space-time continum known as Yoshi's Island.
Where did all the hype go?
-
The Nintendo DS is comin'!!!
Why would Mario sometimes wish to shave Luigi's moustache?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because it's there?
Why don't you register bob-omb.com?
-
Because it would probably explode after 5 seconds.
Why are CPU Kirbys in SSBM so stupid?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 10/11/2004 6:00:16 AM
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Those Kirbys are hungry and out of focus...
What is Bowser's biggest passion?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Princess Peach
Why does Cackletta have huge ears?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
-
Their better to see Mario with.
Why does Luigi wear green?
-
Cyan was already taken.
How can I sing like a girl and not be stigmatized by the rest of the world?
-
Just go for it!!
What will happen when Daisy sees Luigi in a tutu?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Daisy will return Luigi's overalls.
Mario -> Wario
Luigi -> Waluigi
Toad -> Watoad
Agon -> ?
Random Signature
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Waagon.
What's a waagon?
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
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A german wagon.
How come Mario has been wearing the same clothes since Super Mario Bros?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
-
The same reason we all do.
Which is cooler, egg or splashing?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
-
I'd say the egg, because it makes a bigger mess...
What would Mario do if he saw Bowser in a tutu whilst on a mission to rescue Luigi, who is also wearing a tutu?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Either pass out or throw up.
Will Waluigi ever get his own game?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
-
Not in this membrane, but maybe in the next.
Why did the goomba cross the street?
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He didn't want to be stompped by Mario, however, a car came and squashed him instead...
Why are the motives that lets Luigi and Bowser to wear tutus?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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It's laundry day.
How many shy-guys could fit inside a phone booth, provided you could find a phone booth in this day and age?
Go Moon!
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42.
What do you get when you cross a monkey and a coconut?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
-
Super Monkey Ball.
Why is Mario's voice performed in a rather high pitch?
-Ian "Suffix"
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Because his tight overalls constrict his chest.
Why does Bowser change shape and color during his transition from SMB to SMB3?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
-
One of the Koopa Kids put dye in his shower head.
Will anyone ever point out that the last line in Hope(N Forever)'s signature is grammatically incorrect?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
-
Laughs and points. Laughs and points.
What happened on Oct. 16th?
-
Something weird and freaky!
If a mushroom citizen had a bowl of mushroom soup for lunch, is that considered cannibalism?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
-
No, regular mushrooms are nonsentient (I hope), and therefore are "food," not beings. Mario eats mushrooms almost constantly, doesn't he?
Why do most "Toads" look alike?
-Ian "Suffix"
-
They all originated from the same "Mother 'Shroom"!!
If Luigi had to wear a tutu, why didn't he took some ballet lessons?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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They are too expensive.
What do you plant to produce seedless watermelons?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
-
A watermelonless seed...
Why would Bowser want to kidnap the princess while wearing a tutu?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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'Cause tutus seem to be "in" lately. Weird.
What would happen if Mario began to eat Chinese food all the time?
-Ian "Suffix"
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He might get 'Bean Fever' again.
Why did Luigi go to bed wearing a tutu?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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ENOUGH WITH THE TUTUS!!! You're putting bad images in my head.
Why is the beetle thing in the Sonic stage "Egg Quarters" invincible?
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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"
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Because the game designers were feeling mean.
Are all Hammer Bros. related to one another?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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No, they just look like each other...
Just one more 'tutu' question:
Can you believe that Luigi and Bowser would do some performance on stage while wearing their tutus?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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No.
How come in SMB3 and SMW, Dry Bones are unaffected by fire, when in Paper Mario, they are weak against any fire-based move?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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No one gave them the memo that they were supposed to be vulnerable to it until Paper Mario.
Shouldn't this topic have stopped way before 600 posts?
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 10/21/2004 3:12:56 PM
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Nonsense, this thread's much more fun than the word association.
What do "fuzzies" look like without their long hair?
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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who's with me?"
- Ian "Suffix"
Edited by - Suffix on 10/21/2004 4:36:36 PM
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A pink hairless ball.
Are Thwomps alive?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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Well, are penutbutter and jelly sand witches alive?????
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Huh? Sand witches and penuts? Answer with a statement, not a rhetorical question, please. My answer...
Sure, after all, they can talk (their interior workings have yet to be discovered, though).
What would happen... If Mario stepped on Kirby accidentally?
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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who agrees? Anyone?"
- Ian "Suffix"
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It already has happened, that's how Super Smash Brothers got started.
Why is one the loneliest number?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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'Cause it's all al-one...
Would like to play a game called Super Mario 128?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Yes please.
How do Goomba's surive without hands?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 10/27/2004 7:21:56 AM
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They have hands, they're just invisible.
Is that just sick?!
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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"
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I guess it is.
Why does mario have brown hair but a black mustache?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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He's wearing a wig, duh.
Why Waluigi? Why?
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Go stick your finger in a toaster.
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Because he's Wario's brothah, baby!!
What would happen if Luigi went to the castle, and he forgot his overalls at home?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Mario would laugh and laugh, and laugh until he was foaming at the mouth.
How does shoving a piece of fried chicken up your nose revive you from death?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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The smell of chicken revives the dead.
Wherz mah chokletz?
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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"
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I melted it all to mix in my milk.
Why do chocolate and dairy products go so well together?
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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who agrees? Anyone?"
- Ian "Suffix"
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It is one of those holy, unspoken unions.
Oop!
Is Earth really full of things?
Go Moon!
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Yeah.
How come it never rains in the mushroom kingdom?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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It does, but you might not be playing during those rainy days...
What is the worst thing Iggy would to do to Lemmy?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 11/2/2004 8:17:02 AM
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Stick da wand up his butt. (oops, did I say that?)
What the HECK is that?
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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"
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That's my cat!
Why are Yoshis' heads so enormous? (They don't seem that smart to me!)
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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who agrees? Anyone?"
- Ian "Suffix"
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Foot size has nothing to do with intelligence.
What would John Kerry look like if he had a beard?
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An Osama Bin Laden reject.
Do they serve alcohol in the mushroom kingdom?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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A: No, becuase it's rated E, for everyone.
Q: Does Mario like mushrooms?
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Duh!
Why do most people when playing monopoly always land on Trafalgar Square?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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That's the fate of Monopoly players...
How many times does Luigi have to jump to reach the 'highest block in the Mushroom Kingdom!?'
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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That's a number question. Ask "Sqrt2".
How do you say qusestion?
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With difficulty.
How come Bowser can breathe fire underwater in PM:TTYD?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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His fire is tooo hot! Furthermore, he blows out much more than he could swallow...
If Bowser is one giant turtle, how come he got those yellow horns?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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He's part dragon.
Why does Mario shrink when he enters a vase and turns miniature?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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There is a mini washing machine in the vase.
How come in the DKC series DK has no teeth, but he does in SSBM?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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Because RareWare are stupid...
Why did Mario and Luigi wanted to go to a chinese restaurant?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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I don't know, "wanting" to do something in the present tense seems odd to me.
Why does Diet Dr. Pepper taste more like regular Dr. Pepper?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Because it doesn't.
What's this in my ceramics?
The fast pace riding on a horse bets a slow boat anyday.
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A Grecian Urn.
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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Impossible! Especially when they eat their food, and it is always soaked!
What would happen if Mario jumped into a moat full of crazed, blood-thirsty Cheep Cheep?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Lunch Time!
How do they make non-stick coatings stick to pans?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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Only when the coating drys from application does it become "non-stick."
Why do some superheroes wear capes?
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Ooh! I know this one!
It's 'cause comic book artists don't know how to draw backs.
In genereal, do you respond to this thread
A. because you have a witty answer,
B. because you have an amusing question, or
C. because you've nothing better to do?
Go Moon!
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D. All of the above.
What do you say if Peach were to jump into the moat and then she comes out because she wanted to bake a cake?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Nothing, as I'd probably be speechless
Trick or Treat?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
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It's a bit too late for either...
Why would you do if Toad dares you to jump into the dirty moat - filled with brown slime, rubbish, Fishbone, and dry leaves?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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I would just laugh at him and throw him in. Look my first post here!
What if Bowser threatened to kill you if you didn't jump in the moat?
COUNTDOWN TO DS: 011 DAY(S) REMAINING!!
On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen. Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more. Prepare to severely wet yourself.
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Why can't Yoshi be a winged cyclops?
When Luigi came over cheep cheeps were getting fried, as Mario fell off a cliff and then Yoshi died.
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Because that would make him look more funny than cute. I mean think about it... a dinosaur with a big mouth, a big nose, and one big eyeball? While I personally would laugh until tears came out I'm sure it would scare a lot of children. (bwahahaha!)
Oh, hi Luigi #1. Now I see why you sent me that email. :)
On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen. Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more. Prepare to severely wet yourself.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/11/2004 12:39:18 PM
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In answer to last but one question: Run away
If holes are empty spaces, how do you fill someone full of holes?
Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/11/2004 5:32:52 AM
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Feed him Spongebob extract.
Why are nuns so easy to impress?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Because they tip well.
Who was the first person to say "I'm going to take this chicken and eat whatever comes out of its butt?"
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
Edited by - boomstix on 11/11/2004 6:43:04 AM
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A crazed vegatarian, perhaps.
Why on earth are Goombas brown?
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To make them look like very bad 'shrooms, plus it's good camouflage...
Why does Mario want to kick Bowser's butt, even if he didn't kidnap the princess?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Read The Prophecy and find out. Oh, you said if he DIDN'T kidnap her? Uh... because Mario likes to kick butts. He likes the way his leather shoe forcefully smacks against someone's rump and knocks them over.
Why is a mouse when it runs? (that's actually a real question from some book I read)
On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen. Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more. Prepare to severely wet yourself.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/11/2004 12:45:46 PM
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"Yes. Time travel is possible...." (That's an answer from a book I read.)
"Pretty deep stuff for the New York night crowd, don't you think?" (A question from the same book.)
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A rat.
Does anyone know which country will Bush declare war on next?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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California.
Why is Kung Fu so stupid?
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It's not a animate being, it has no intelligence to speak of.
What does have intelligence to speak of?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Lizard Dude. He would never end a sentence with "of".
Why should the second addition come first?
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24!
Why do most Mario fans hate Sonic?
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Only on days of the week that end in "y".
Where's the seventh side of this dice?
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On the main side.
Why does WTMK continuously play Wario GB music?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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It is possesed with Stanley's ghost.
When does MEGAߥTE say something MEGAHERTZ?
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When he's talking through a MEGAPHONE!
Are friends electric?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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Only when they are 'wired'...
When would Mario say those long awaited words to Peach? Y'know, the part about... um... affection.
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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The exact nature of their relationship is not completely clear, friends, more than friends, friends with the occassional kiss on the cheek in exchange for a rescuing. We don't know when Mario/Peach will say that or if he/she even wants to.
How you doin'?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Fine, thank you. (To be honest, I say this everytime someone asks me this. It's like a reflex.)
Butts twelve by pies?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Can you repeat the question?
False?
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#Ignores previous post#
err..yeah whatever.
Why do Piantas have big noses?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/18/2004 5:37:43 AM
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Because everything is their business.
Considering the next post will be #666, will there be an evil answer to this question?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/18/2004 7:53:58 AM
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Of course, dearest...
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Why would Luigi want to throw himself into a warp-pipe which leads directly to Daisy's bedroom?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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He likes to put on dresses when no one is around.
Why couldn't I think of a better stupid question?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Because you are feeling very tired.
Do tu-tu's make four?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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No, tu-tu's make dumb questions. And answers. And so on...
Why do Goombas have no arms?
(Hmm... another question about Goombas. Well, they are pretty strange...)
Edited by - Suffix on 11/19/2004 6:32:50 PM
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Goombas have arms. They walk on them. It's feet that they don't have.
Why do Goombas walk around that same spot?
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Because they are afraid of new places.
Why does Britney Spears suck?
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Because she does.
When Captain Falcon is playing in a melee match on Big Blue or Mute City, who is driving his F-Zero Machine around the track?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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Fox. When Falco and Fox are playing I fly it.
How are Link and Mario's related?
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Sorry, my log cabin isn't working right.
Edited by - Luigison on 11/22/2004 6:07:52 AM
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Since they're put together in one game..
"Can you get high of mushroom kingdom's toads?
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Probibly. How else could he not be angry in SMB after he rescued 7 toads and not one was giving his a clue where Peach was?
If Jane has 2 apples and Jim has 3 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?
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Cuz they don't have teeth.
Mom, where's my super suit?
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Does Mario marry peach or does he marry
Toad?
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Your super suit is now in my possesion *Insert evil laugh here*
Oh and he marries neither.
Did you or did you not destroy one Puff Puff machine?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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Why does peach act like shes marryed with mario?
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Aren't you supposed to answer the previous question before asking a new one?
(And yes, I am aware of the fact that the previous question to the one above hasn't been answered already)
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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The process is quite simple: Answer previous question, post new question. That's about it.
No, I didn't, and no, she doesn't.
What color am I?
Edited by - n/a on 11/25/2004 9:56:55 AM
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You are text that feflects cyan and green light from the spectrum, that bounces from the screen to my retinas. Or, you're turquoise. Or teal. Or aqua. It depends.
Shiggity shiggity schwa?
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For the last time, I'm not interested!
Did you feel that?
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
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a: lightbulbs. arrgh.
q: who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway?
"Interesting question: Who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway? A: Well, let''s just say there were too many coconuts!" O.o
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Al Gore, Homer Simpson, they're pleased to see you.
Is FLUDD alive?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/26/2004 4:41:26 AM
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No, FLUDD's got a extremely compact AI and power source. I really don't know where, or how, though...
How do certain "Chargin' Chucks" split into three?
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They don't, you just see the one in front the the 2 behind jump out.
What would be the onomatopoeia be for the sound of sound breaking the light speed barrier, on Tuesday?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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a: TAPIOCA!
q: ducky go down de hole? :-P
"Interesting question: Who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway? A: Well, let''s just say there were too many coconuts!" O.o
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WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
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WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
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Yes.
Why did the snowman cross the Atlantic in a canoe?
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to get to the other side.
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to get to the other side.
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to get to the other side.
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To beat up the fool asking why he crossed the ocean when it was none of your beeswax.
Why did Bob say he had pie when he really didn't?
Edited by - The Almighty Voice on 11/28/2004 8:26:45 AM
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He did want to get hit so was acting like his pet monkey George.
Who died and made you Almighty?
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George Bush's intelligent half.
Are we there yet?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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Nope!
Why did Luigi trip when he entered Lemmy's castle?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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That mean ol' Magikoopa! He aimed that low on purpose!
Why is cocoa occasionally processed with alkali?
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It costs less.
How come the monkeys in Super Monkey Ball don't die of asphyxiation?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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a: lemons.
(i can't believe no one's asked this question yet!)
q: whose line is it anyway? O.o
"Interesting question: Who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway? A: Well, let''s just say there were too many coconuts!" O.o
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A) Luigi Time.
Q) Why did Bob get in the freezer?
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Because he was too cold.
Why is it called the world series when the teams competing are all from the US?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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The United States alone has lots of people from many different origins of external cultures...
Why did Mario hide Peach's cake?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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So he would have an excuse to stay longer as she baked another one... Perhaps. If he was more like Wario, it would be to eat the whole cake later, so that he could eat part of the second cake and the whole first one as well. That was way too long...
So, how is FLUDD powered, anyway?
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You're not gonna believe it, but it's hydro-powered. All the water that it sprays turns little internal turbines.
What's Il Piantissimo's deal, anyway?
Go Moon!
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He has a massive superiority complex.
If there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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The 'Friendly Neighbourhood Strangie'...
What would happen if Mario was fixing a royal sink, Yoshi was harvesting berries, and Luigi went on an adventure all alone?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Miyamoto was bribed by the President of Sony to make really sucky games.
Why is the DS so awesome?
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The way it feels in your hands... How you can draw, chat, and play... How you can use two screens for on-demand info... And it's pretty N64+ graphics.
With that being said, has anyone actually used PictoChat with another living person? (I just draw story boards and stuff in PictoChat, question bolded for your viewing pleasure)
EDIT [12/3] I came close to using multiplayer in my DS today. At my swim meet, I saw two different people using DS's. Unfortuneatly, I was doomed to playing on my graphing calculator from home work. I drew a nice Boo on it. Blah, blah, blah.
Edited by - Suffix on 12/4/2004 4:15:17 PM
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Seeing as the DS isn't out in Europe, I'd say no.
Why does wario have a big nose?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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Because he's Mario's evil twin...
Why does Peach wanna go there?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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She wants to get kidnapped so that mario will have to save her again.
Why is peach so dumb in SMS?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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I'll bet she was scared and disappointed.
Do you think that all groups of Boos have a leader?
"Chocolate milk is the best thing to ever happen to the dairy industry."
- Ian "Suffix"
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I think not, I don't know about you though.
How is it that the Angle Bisector Theorm works every time?
Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
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From the Animal Crossing road sign rule.
Why do people with Polish names make great websites like TMK?
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Scientists have recently determined that their DNA is constructed of hasadenine (H), truanine (T), mythine (M), and lytosine (L)... Get it? HTML runs in their veins!
Yes, I believe that all Boos have a leader, whether it be of the land, area, or building.
Speaking of Boos, do all Boos have large canines, but small front teeth? (As seen in M&L:SS)
Edited by - Suffix on 12/8/2004 9:45:08 PM
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No! In fact, I have a picture here of a Boo with unusually LARGE front teeth:
As long as we're talking about them:
Are Boos the spirits of dead creatures, or are they some weird, supernatural race of their own?
Go Moon!
Edited by - Fifth on 12/8/2004 10:22:50 PM
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Most likely the second one.
Why can't Boos escape the Poltergust 3000 once they have been caught, as they are ghosts?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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I'll bet that they can't escape from the Poltergust 3000 because of some sort of special lining inside. This would explain why E. Gadd hasn't been attacked: custom insulation of his house. Nice picture, Fifth!
We're on a Boo rampage! So, was King Boo elected becuase of his unnatural features (deep voice, long, blue tongue), or did he develop them because he became King?
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Thanks!
Anyway, one isn't exactly ELECTED king. Not usually, at least.
I think King Boo got his title upon his acquisition of a crown that didn't fall off his head when he phased through walls.
Let's see if I can keep this boo-ball rolling...
How come the Delfino Yoshis can eat boos in Mario Sunshine, but Yoshi can't eat 'em in Mario 64 DS?
Go Moon!
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Exotic ghosts taste better.
I'm thinking of a number between ? and {. What is it?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Aw, man! I knew the real reason! The sleeping Boos, being blissfully unaware of danger, turn into a complete solid. While being solid, Yoshi can get a grip on them, and BURP! They're dissolving in the Yoshi's digestive tract. To further prove this, if you see a blushing Boo, you can walk right through him/her/whatever in SM64[DS].
Now, the answer to the next question is X(.
Now a very "Boo"ring question... Do you think Boos can phase individual parts of themselves, or do they have to do it all at once? I can't remember any evidence to prove either one.
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I'd vote for the latter.
Why aren't the boos in Gusty Gulch white?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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As long as the gulch is dirty, so the Boos stay brown. (By the way, Lady Bow herself isn't white either, but rather pale green...)
Why did Luigi bounce on the royal table?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 12/13/2004 11:01:40 AM
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Because mario is bouncing on his bed.
Do all magikoopas suffer from short/long sightedness?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 12/14/2004 3:26:38 AM
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As long as they keep on wearing glasses, it seems so the case...
Why did Yoshi jump on the pretty flower?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Actually, that's a long story. You see, this particular female Yoshi had been friends with a polite shyguy named Shiloh. Shiloh and Yoshi had been inseparable, until Shiloh heard a rumor that Yoshi had a crush on him. This made Shiloh uncomfortable until he finally said to Yoshi, "I'm sorry, but we just can't be friends anymore, Yoshi." This made Yoshi very upset, and she was angered by Shiloh's sudden rejection of their friendship. However, instead of crushing the flowers in Shiloh's garden, Yoshi searched for the answer to why Shiloh didn't want to be friends with her anymore. She soon found out that there had been a spreading rumor that she had a crush on Shiloh, which was not true. She confronted Shiloh and told him about the rumor that was'nt true and that she wanted to be merely his friend. Shiloh accepted their reconstructed friendship, and when Yoshi excitedly told her mother about it, Yoshi's mother said, "The flower of gossip, while seems pretty, is a deceiving monster, and should be taken care of with a foot's underside." Yoshi thought her mother's choice of words were peculiar, but they rang through nevertheless. So Yoshi never spread rumors or believed things from secondary sources. So "Yoshi stepping on a pretty flower" is really a symbol of Yoshi's disdain for rumors.
So, What's in YOUR wallet?
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What's in YOUR soup?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TEM on 12/14/2004 4:07:02 PM
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Actually, this is what my soup is in. Bad Pippin!
What soup would Toad eat?
Edited by - Suffix on 12/14/2004 5:50:20 PM
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Vegetable soup!
What? You think the Toads always have mushroom as their diet!? Let them have some variety in their innocent, boring lives...
Why did Bowser give Lemmy a great kick in the rear?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Because Lemmy had used a Magic Wand to turn Bowser into a Puntin' Chuck.
Why does eating one cake make Wario so fat?
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Because hes alergic to cakes :)
Why does Yoshi have a stomach the size of texas?
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I am the Yoshi lord. NO ONE CAN STOP MEE!!!!!*bricked*
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It wouldn't make sense for it to be the size of a marble, now is it?
Why are the Hammer Bros. such annoying characters?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Because you always wanted to use their hammers, and not the wimpy one given to you in Super Mario RPG, but the real big hammer deal. Because you never got it, you got annoyed at them. Either that or they're dumber than a bag of hammers.
Why does the Mushroom Kingdom not have any actual, you know, mushrooms in it?
Why I continue to try to save the world, I shall never know.
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There is mushrooms(Toads). You just dont pay attention.
Would Toad be afraid of Bowser making him and his Mushroom friends into Cream of Mushroom soup?
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I am the Yoshi lord. NO ONE CAN STOP MEE!!!!!*bricked*
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Because they'd be dead, I bet.
While drawing Boos today, I came up with an interesting question... Do the Boos' eyeindentations (similar to eyebrows) always point down (with the exception of the occasional blush)?
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I dont know!
who is mario's brother?
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Uh... Duh... I dunno! *guffaws stupidly*
What is Bowser's favorite kind of pie?
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Apple.
How is it in MK:DD that waluigi during his victory celebraion can jump up and down and yet still remain in the kart?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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How is it in MK:DD that waluigi during his victory celebraion can jump up and down and yet still remain in the kart? He is going the same speed as the kart. An object in motion stays in motion.
At least half a dolphins brain is awake at all times. Why?
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It's pretty obvious actually. You see, err... Do you need a nonsensical, humorous answer? Too bad. A dolphin's brain is half awake to stay for danger. The sea happens to be a dangerous place.
How long would it take for those Mongol hordes to become bored of hoarding?
Edited by - Suffix on 12/20/2004 1:58:21 PM
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A lifetime.
(Dolphins also need to swim up for air every two minutes.)
How many hours a day do chimps sleep?
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9.
Why is the sky purple over looking peach's castle in MK64?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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An answer could be a string of zero and ones, but I am not in what order or how many so I'll just use your previous answer. 9
(Chimps don't sleep 9 hours a day. They sleep 10 hours a night.)
Why is the water green?
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Food Colouring.
Do insomniacs dream?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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If you don't get enough sleep you will start to dream while you are still awake(i.e. go crazy). You can not stay sane with 24/7 reality.
Is what I said actually true, or is it a stupid answer?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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True and False.
When did I become?
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Big Brother is watching you.
Why do the clouds have eyes?
'The cheese always grows north of the fence post'
Edited by - bushater49 on 12/23/2004 9:53:12 AM
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Big Brother is watching you.
Why do the clouds have eyes?
'The cheese always grows north of the fence post'
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Because they would look kinda strange with just mouths.
Why is it that the big machine thing in Wart's chamber makes vegetables, even though Wart doesn't like vegetables?
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The machine, which poisons dreams, has very strange exhaust. So strange, in fact, that it grows vegetables in the pipes, and then shoots them outward.
What are ports?
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Places where ships go to land.
Why do red Koopas and Shyguys walk blindly off cliffs?
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Remember the red-coats from Star Trek? Well, they are the unfortunate creature's role-models. I wonder how they get that channel...?
There are so many definitions for "port." What are three uses for infrared light?
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IR Spectroscopy, detecting heat sources and something that escapes me at this present moment.
Has mario ever been to Italy?
Merry Christmas to everyone at the Fungi Forums.
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 12/24/2004 12:41:16 PM
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Yes, he visits there every year undercover as that fat guy you see sitting next to you on the airplane.
Who finds it incredibly odd the characters in the "B.C." comic strip celebrate Christmas?
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Only if you want to.
Whence do we come?
“Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday’s.â€
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Uhhhh...... Wha? (yes, it is me! GiftedGirl! I am BACK and you can blame Paper Mario 2 for my dissappearance..... Too much of a good thing is bad.....)
What jerk came up with the saying "Business before Pleasure"?
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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"
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I believe it was Jeffery Jerk The Second.
What is the definition of the base word of spiffing?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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a: ducky go down the hole.
q:...O.o...why did ducky go down the hole?
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
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'Cause Plucky flushed 'im. I thought everybody knew that.
Honestly: Who didn't know that?
Go Moon!
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Me!
How come Samus Aran loses her power-ups in every Metroid game?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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The bounties she gets only last so long. During times of peace, there isn't a lot of work for a bounty hunter.
Hence, she has to sell most of her powerups to live. Whatever she's got left often ends up getting stolen... or broken... or something.
Except for th energy tanks. She keeps those, but the strength of the enemies keeps incresing exponentially, so instead of having a thousand energy tanks which you lose twenty-to-a-hit, they just scale 'em down each time.
So, why does Samus find it necessary to blow up every place she visits?
Go Moon!
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Standard procedure. She doesn't want the people she was hunting to know she was there looking for them.
Why don't Samus and Mega Man ever meet up and compare their similarities, not the least of which losing all the powers they acquired in a given game?
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Samus is too busy and megaman is currenly underneath a huge pile of junk, rusting away.
How come Phazon is deadly to samus but not to Space Pirates?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/2/2005 2:12:52 PM
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Space Pirates got gas masks. ;P
Must we make a long string of Samus related questions?
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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
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Why not? We made a long string of boo-related questions a while back.
Are Metroids cute?
I mean, they're little floating jellyfish-like parasites with fangs that latch onto you and suck out your life, but really... Can they be percieved as "cute?"
Go Moon!
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a: i dunno...but alf is cute. especially as a baby. my lil' alfie is so darn cute.
q: who let the dogs out?...O.o...
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
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Heh--The security guard.
Do you think Boos exist to scare people, or it's just their favorite pastime?
Quote King Boo of SM64DS: "I just love the look of on your face! In fact, I live for it! Eee hee hee! See you soon!"
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Both.
What do you get the Boo who has everything?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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A girlfriend. (as in Bow ;P)
What is this?
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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
Edited by - GiftedGirl on 1/6/2005 2:02:31 PM
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Organic Doritos?
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING IN THE SNOW WITH NO SHOES ON?!
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Frosty the snowman has nicked them.
Which is better for you: Butter or Margarine?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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a: uhh...jello. O.o
q: where does the man on the moon live?
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
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In Rochdale.
Where am I?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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A:Your in "strangeworld" a world made by the creative yet destructive minds of homeless "taters & cheese in a biscuit" addicts who reside in a tiny box that can fit 27 bags of snausage
Q:Why snausages?
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Working out for an hour and a half makes you get bigger muscles. Writing for an hour and a half makes you a better writer
~Stephen King
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Cuz doggies like em. ;)
Who are you?
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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
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A:I'm the homeless guy who enjoys snausages (wait,were you serious?)
Q:Why does Mario not wipe himself???
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Working out for an hour and a half makes you get bigger muscles. Writing for an hour and a half makes you a better writer
~Stephen King
Edited by - nny273000 on 1/10/2005 2:04:33 PM
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He does but only when he is off camera.
Does Mr Hoggie know that hot dogs are made from pigs not dogs?
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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That's why he has no family. DX
Why does Prince Mush look so young?
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Because he was born that way.
Why does Bowser have that weird hairdo?
TMK fan since three years ago!
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A:
(Bowser steps in)
Bowser: WHAT?! That was in style back then!!!
Q: Why does Peach have a desire for mustachiod Italians who's careers involving haveing to be up to their elbows in pipes that transport excreted substances (eww) and other yucky junk
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Working out for an hour and a half makes you get bigger muscles. Writing for an hour and a half makes you a better writer
~Stephen King
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why does'nt paper mario get ripped into shreads when he is hurt? lolz
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A: He is held up by sheet metal.
Q: What would happen if Goombario/Goombella could charge up their tattle abiity?
TMK fan since three years ago!
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A: it would show all it's attack abilities.
Q: why does koops have a bandaid?
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His previous attempts to be "tough" have been less than successful.
Where are Paratroopas' wings connected to?
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A: thair armpits
Q: why do wigglers have flowers on thair heads?
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A: They are mental florists...
Q: Why are Bandits' (From Super Mario World 2) Head and feet apart from their bodies? (look closely to see what I mean)
TMK fan since three years ago!
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They have no legs. Very few characters do in that game. Yoshi included.
So... what characters DO have legs?
Go Moon!
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A: chargin' chuck and peach (maybe)
Q: why is mario so famous (besides saving the world)
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A: Because he is the worlds best alternative for drain-o (Because he can ACTUALLY get the dirt out MANUALLY)
Q: Why does Mario have brown hair, but a black mustache?
TMK fan since three years ago!
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A. Hair spray.
Q. Why dosen't Mario's shoes ever were out?
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They are made of yoshi hide.
What is Sir Grodus's favourite pastime (besides trying to conquer the world)?
You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/15/2005 3:37:06 PM
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A: Computer graphics
Q: Why di Wario make only a few recordings of himself and his employees' voice instead of talking in his own business? (Wah! Okay! Grr!)
TMK fan since three years ago!
Edited by - Master Mario on 1/15/2005 4:25:19 PM
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Easy! Wario's too lazy to devote that much effort. Note the fact that he has microgames, and not minigames.
Q: Why do my cats stubbornly believe that any small, inanimate objects are a threat?
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becuse the object is a small mario hammer.
Q: why do the 3 doctor mario viruses spin in a magnefying glass?
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A: Because it's fun, fun, fun!
Q: Why did mouser shrink in exceptional size? (Super Mario Bros. 2 to Paper Mario)
TMK fan since three years ago!
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His cousin accidently shoved him into his washing machine.
How come peach is computer literate?
You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
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She is now trying to evolve her political relations via the internet so too make the bonding between her and the different kingdoms a lot stronger...
What would it be like if every Toad had his or her own PC as well as internet connection?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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They would have the TMK N instead of TMK FF.
Why can Rawk Hawk hert his hair?
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A: He kept his style until it grew into his head.
Q: Why doesn't Boy/girl From Animal Crossing have any fingers?
TMK fan since three years ago!
Edited by - Master Mario on 1/18/2005 9:20:37 PM
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That's what will happen if you try to cut vegetables up with an axe.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?
You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/20/2005 5:14:47 AM
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A.4
Q.Why don't Mario and Luigi ever get older?
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They drink Mushroom Smoothies to sustain their age and hair color. (Nintendo Power Magazine Year, ????)
Why was Wario NICE to me and welcomed me to the mushroom kingdom when I went there? (how to get there is classified information)
TMK fan since three years ago!
Edited by - Master Mario on 1/20/2005 2:07:52 PM
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He made an enormous profit off those "expensive" souvenirs you bought soon afterward.
Why do the flying carpets follow the strange rainbows?
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They don't the strange rainbows follow the carpets.
Why are bulky bob-ombs pink?
You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
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Becuse they are girl bob-ombs
Why do Amazee Dayzees sparkle?
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They have metal pollen........ Ugh..... ACHOO!
Where does Mario go after he drops and loses a life?
TMK fan since three years ago!
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The boyfriend bucket under the TV.
What is the square root of a triangle?
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I have no idea.
What an I thinking about as I type this?
You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
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Well, it's hard to recall the thought we had at the exact moment requested.
When will people writing to "Ask Shagg" learn to use common sense?
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
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Never.
What is the square root of -1?
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i.
Do restaurants in the mushroom kingdom serve cheep-cheeps and chips?
You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
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Nope, they serve people and chips! ^_^
TMK fan since three years ago!
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since you did'nt put in a question i'll put 1 in.
why does mario never have to use the toilet?
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He does but only between levels.
How old is Kammy Koopa?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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1903745.
Why does Bowser sound like a monster in MK:DD, but like a growling guy in SMS?
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His voice has changes for the past few months.
What is that smell?
Edited by - mariluigi3 on 1/29/2005 7:10:03 PM
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A: Errrhmmm....... (raises hand)
Q: What is the M on Mario's hat stand for?
TMK fan since three years ago!
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Mushrooms.
Why can bob-ombs explode but don't die?
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There seems to be two types of Bob-ombs: living, and mechanical. The living Bob-omb's fragments come back together so quickly, that it would appear that it did nothing but fly upward. Meanwhile, mechanical Bob-ombs (as seen in SMS) are wound up, activated, and thrown, ending in an explosion. This is my educated guess.
Do you think this is a rational guess?
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We have to be STUPID! Hence the topic name. lol. but here goes......
A: That is very observant of you!
Q:What kind of pizza does mario order? Luigi?
TMK fan since three years ago!
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Extra Mushroom of course!
How come the cheep-cheeps in PM:TTYD can survive out of water?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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Because they have lungs.
Why does Ben Stein give away his money while Luigi does not?
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Can Dr. Mario give me a prescription of painkillers?
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*multitasks*
Arg, finish one with another!
Luigi may very well give money away.
Dr. Mario has a Ph.D. Go ahead and ask him.
Speaking of Dr. Mario, what compounds are used in his megavitamins?
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I don't know as I'm not a doctor.
Would you trust a doctor who spends his spare time unclogging drains?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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No way!!
Do you think Nintendo endorses the FoxTrot comicstrip series?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Hey! I saw that, but forgot to mention it. Anyway, I'll bet that they had to recieve permission, but Nintendo does not fund or endorse them, I'm sure.
Did that comic strip make you abruptly happy, as it did to me?
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I thought it was kinda stupid myself.
Do I need cushions in my coffee?
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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
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Ask the magic 8 ball.
What's the greatest thing since sliced bread?
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Toast.
Why can't you have a yellow yoshi in PM:TTYD?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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Because he went off to start a small business dealing in gold bullion with the green yoshi from Super Mario Sunshine.
Why is real-time interactive simulation usually fun?
“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.â€
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Because it is.
How big is yoshi's stomach?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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Roughly the size of an Xbox.
If you had a genie that would grant you two wishes, but you could not wish for more wishes, what would you wish for?
“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.â€
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Wish number one would be to revive the Match Game and the second wish would be to become a Koopatrol.
Where is Rawk Hawk now after Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door?
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He is now working as an actor and stars in Zip Toads new film, One flew over the Ravens nest as the evil Raven Boss.
Does Peach do aerobics?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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Very carefully.
Nani ka.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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I don't see a question, so I'll ask one.
What does "pwn" mean?
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LD, that wasn't really a question, but the answer to the recent question: own.
What would you do if life gave you lemons?
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A. Throw them at people!
Q. Why do Mario and Luigi have gills?
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Because they can't breath through their ears.
Why is Mario bald?
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Mario isn't bald, Bob Hoskins is.
Why does my poodle remind me of Godzilla?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Because of the wetness.
I have been working out and have lost of few Newtons this year. Has Mario lost any pixels lately?
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Every time he shaves.
Out of what material(s) are Mario and Luigi's hats made?
“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.â€
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Pie.
Why did I just reply 'Pie'?
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
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Because it took you 3.14159.... seconds to answer the question.
Can Chain Chomps bite through steel?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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Only when they're being robbed.
Why are so many people idiots?
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
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No, but they can chomp through steel.
What is the square root of two pies?
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Packaged filling, of course!
What do "french fries" do in their spare time? (after they are done frying, of course)
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They kiss makeup.
Why does Mario go, "GLA GLA GLA! (or BLOY BLOY BLOY!) When he touches a big mushroom?
TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!
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Because the Chuntendo Stuffits Corp. gives him $50 each time he does.
When is the best time to wash your lawnmower in your side yard?
“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.â€
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Speaking of which, How big is that super mushroom going to make Goombario (from the mushroom teleporter thread)? In the distance: bloy bloy bloy..... bloy bloy bloy.... (slight rumbling) Uh, oh...... Bloy bloy bloy...... bloy bloy bloy (rumbling gets heavier)
TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!
Edited by - Master Mario XP on 2/15/2005 6:11:18 AM
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The size of a peach. (You know, from James and the Giant Peach.)
When is the best time to wash your lawnmower in your side yard?
“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.â€
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Nobody knows,particle man...
Is Lizard Dude really the God®?
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I''ll tell you when i''m signature!!
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Where you dare not go
send the Lizard pronto.â„¢
"particle man"?
“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.â€
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*Breaks out in song*
Particle Man, Particle Man,
Doing the things a particle can.
What's he like, it's not important,
Particle Man.
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man.
*Is sacked*
What would happen if Mario just decided not to save the princess?
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Luigi rescues peach and they fall in love with one another.
Is it easy to wind up Mini-Mario's?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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Yes it is and all you have to do is wind them up and watch them go.
Where is Wario-Man when you don't need him?
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Tottering about in circles, somewhere off the coast of Spain.
How am I speaking when I'm somewhere distant?
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Because i have 21 Items in my Dock.
Why is "Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie's double troube" So hated?
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"Aww... There''s no need to cry,all you need is this healthy raisin! (It''s from Sweden!)"
~Me.
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Because it features kiddy kong who is absolutely usless.
What is princess what's-her-name's real name?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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wapugi
Do I have toe jam in my mouth?
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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
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Yeah, and that's not very . . . un-gross.
Gross.
What does the following sentence mean?
As the big-headed monkey drove his head with all his might into the ancient sycamore tree, bringing to bear upon it a strain great enough to create a rift through the earth stretching from Ipswitch to Shanghai, he painfully remembered that the deadly, bomb-dropping owl actually lived in a tree just a few feet to the south.
Why "e3"??
Edited by - WatOAD on 2/18/2005 1:26:40 PM
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There are many explanations and interpretations for this sentence.
#1: The poor monkey hit the wrong tree, so his effort was wasted: no bomb would drop, providing a crack in the earth leading to distant lands.
#2: "This is one CRAZY toaster!"
#3: That freeloading cat still hasn't left.
#4: Stale cereal will not turn apes into flying superheroes.
#5: Even the aloof make mistakes.
#6: Mid-aged, fictional characters cannot travel into other stories.
So, with that being said, which answer is correct?
"What? A half-gallon already?"
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#1.
What percentage of Bob-obs suffer from the so-called 'Short-fuse sydrome'.
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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60% of males, 20% of females.
Who does Triangle Man hate? And if he fought them, would he win?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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He hates Tingle for obscure reasons of nomenclature, and he would lose when Tingle opens his jar of stench to which no one but he is immune.
Speaking of Tingle, which is more fun: popping his balloon or sharing half a bowl of roasted potatoes with a grumpy Donkey Kong?
Why "e3"??
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. . .
My first double post. I never thought this day would come. And I didn't even do anything.
*cries*
Edited by - watoad on 2/21/2005 10:04:37 AM
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Balloon popping.
Why can't Tingle die in Wind Waker?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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Because he ate the magical roasted potatoes that you refused to share with DK.
What is the blackest thing that you own?
Why "e3"??
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Watoad, I don't know WHERE you have been, but slavery is OVER.
Why does the caged bird sing?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Whether we're talking slavery or not, I would have used the words "who" and "person" (or "one") if I was in any way referring to humans beings. Let there be no mistake about that.
Why "e3"??
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Cuz it wants to. (answer to caged bird question)
Jkwnfiwetitjigskdgeu?
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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
Edited by - GiftedGirl on 2/22/2005 1:47:00 PM
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Awww come on, it was just a stupid answer.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Really.
Which is peachier : a peachy peach or princess peach?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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I'm sorry, TEM. I am sensitive—maybe more than I should be—about anything race-related. It's good to be at least somewhat sensitive because racism is about the dumbest thing EVER, but going to a super-PC school like I am messes with my brain and can make me overreact. So, sorry. Didn't mean to bite ya. ^^;;
Answer: Mario's girlfriend.
Question: If you put a slice of toasted cheese on the floor, what will happen to it?
Why "e3"??
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Someone will slip and fall.
Where's my guinea pig? (hint: there's white/brown/black hair in front of the fridge and crunching noises near the hair)
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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
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In front of the washing machine.
Why has it suddenly started to snow in the UK?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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Because water is falling to the ground in the form of frozen flakes.
What is the square root of -1?
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Anything you want it to be.
Why did Rookie have the compulsion to ask a question that has already been given an answer to?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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Because he's 1337 like that!
What do Dino-torches taste like?
It is spelled Em, ey, es, tee, eee, ar, MARIO!!!!!
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They taste like chicken.
When will they revive the Match Game?
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Thw huh?
*shrugs shoulders*
Moving on...
Why does Calypso [from Twisted Metal] always hold that ****ed Twisted Metal contest every year?
"Look, It''''s the american computer monkey. Dance, monkey, dance!
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Money
What is a corn dog?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
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A reckless balance of vegetable by-products plus aquatic reeds, and mindlessly processed ham substance! Run for your lives! HAHAHA!
How many gigantic, confusing words can you use in a sentence?
Let's just get this clear... I have nothing against corn dogs. I thought it would be funny to say that, at the moment.
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Just a few confusing words such as computing and consulted.
Where is Ben Stein if he came to my house for a sandwich and forgot about the sandwich?
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In Dreamland.
Where is DK island in the marioverse?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 3/1/2005 12:40:08 AM
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The middle
Could it be that I am the one known as Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Could it be? Maybe. Is it? Without a doubt. You rock, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!? Man, how do you shorten that? Before we could just say "Lizard" or "LD," but "Bo" or even "Bobo" cuts off so much that it really wouldn't work. I guess you're just going to have to wait for us to finish every time we say your name, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!? Poor Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!?
What is the purpose of antidisestablishmentarianism?
Why "e3"??
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Properly, opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England, but popularly cited as an example of a long word.
Remember that thread where you weren't allowed to refer to previous posts in said thread?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Oh, yeah. That thread rocked.
But I was one of the very few who thought so. ;_;
In other news, I hear the sun is very hot. So how much powdered wood does it take to cover a strip of road on a cloudy day?
Why "e3"??
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80 deciliters
Who is the tallest person here?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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From the pictures I've seen, I would guess Deezer. Dunno how tall he really is, though. I'm 183 centimeters myself.
Where in the country are you likely to find the most World of WarCraft players?
Why "e3"??
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Um, California?
When will Watoad get a DS?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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He's going to import it from Europe very soon.
Why have only LD and Watoad made the last handful of posts in this thread?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Because we are currently the Rulers of this thread.
Why did TEM interrupt the Rulers' conversation and in doing so keep from Lizard Dude what might have been the real answer to his query?
Why "e3"??
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Because otherwise the long legged antelopeaters might have taken over the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Congress.
What's the next logical step?
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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To eat healthy quantities of almost-moldy, asparagus-flavored vegetables.
Is this the 900th post?
Why "e3"??
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Yes it was.
Why is Boshi differant from Yoshi.
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Because he wears sunglasses and reads the Daily Yoshi newspaper.
Why isn't Birdo in MPT?
Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 3/2/2005 1:05:59 AM
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Birdo went on vacation with Don Pianta and won Ben Stein's money.
When will the X-Nauts stop chasing me?
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When you beat them with a 0-ex.
Why wasn't Toad in MPT?
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Warning! Warning! *explodes*
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Why do people ask stupid questions?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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A: "There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Q: Why "e3"??
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It's just a silly abreviation. It does not to relate to 20.08553692...
What are Mike and Ike's made with? Or, more specifically, what is the strange, clear gel within them?
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At long last, an answer to my question. Not from Lizard Dude or another user of "e3," but it is good enough for me. Now the forced sig may rest in peace, far from the bottoms of my future posts.
That, sir, is melted camel hair after the congealing process.
What is brown, yellow, blue, orange, blue, mauve, burgundy, peach, white, and blue and lives neither above land nor beneath the sea?
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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I just can't resist........
Your mom.
What's the point of the Latest News forum if they just post it on the site anyway?
If I had a dollar for every brain you don`t have, I`d have one dollar.
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Double post
Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/3/2005 8:26:03 PM
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I'll take this one. It's for discussing the latest news! Forum, right? Right.
So, did my TI-83 really win?
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Why can't Mario find another girl besides Peach?
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No, your TI-83's batteries went dead two graphs' worth of seconds before it would have won.
The Mushroom Kingdom tends to have very few females. Apparently Mario either hasn't discovered Sapph yet, or he doesn't know how to show her his heroic affection because she's never kidnapped by Bowser.
From where underneath the earth did CharginChuck spring all of the sudden?
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Valley of Bowser 1.
When does two and two always make a five?
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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When you're drunk.
Do they sell mini-wario's in Diamond City?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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I don't think so, but that would be cool.
Does Bowser want Princess Peach to become his girlfriend?
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No, more like his wife!!
Do you believe there is something in Peach's heart that wishes to tell Mario something?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Possibly.
Is waluigi the lankiest videogame character ever (Doshin the giant doesn't count)?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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Well after about a million years of being away, im back.
Yes, he is not.
Why do my Mario games all say "Im gonna kill you" in subliminal messages?
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
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Because you're really watching Doug.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
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Because he was a retarted, balding, fat a*************.
Why did Homer Simpson fall out of the tree?
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
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Because he forgot to use the ladder in the tree house. "D'oh! Stupid gravity!"
Will Super Mario 128 ever come out?
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 3/17/2005 7:29:03 PM
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Only in Europe.
Which is sunnier - Florida or Delphino Island?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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Isle Delfino is much sunnier than Florida.
If the Koopa Troopas and the X-Nauts were on Family Feud who would win?
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No-one. I would blow up the set!
Where's my pie?
It''s funny until someone gets hurt. Then it gets hilarious!
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In the sky.
Why did you park in Carlie's driveway?
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I parked there because I thought that was the house of Charles from the Match Game.
Why is my sink leaking?
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Becuase it needs to be tightned.
How many more Pokemon RPGs are they goign to make after Pearl and Diamond?
Random Anime Quote:
"Women may be from Venus, but Junpei from Uranus."-Ritsuko, Thoes Who Hunt Elves episode 7.
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Several
How many robins are on my face?
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Twenty Centillion.
Why isn't Richard Simmons president?
"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
"Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
*Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
"Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
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Because they don't want a (code for next word: replace letter of word with letter that comes before it in the abc's) fbz (code over) prez.
Does this money in my pocket make my butt look big?
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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
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*mumble*howcanImakethisnotinsulting...hmm... No, it looks like a peculiar, gargantuan, bulbous mass....thatshoulddoit!Puregenius.
Am I in mortal danger, now?
Edited by - Suffix on 3/26/2005 5:39:34 PM
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Yes, people fight you in a mortal fight.
Why do people hate me because I am a new member and i post to many topics?
Edited by - Aarom11 on 3/29/2005 6:20:18 AM
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You forgot to answer Suffix's stupid question, Aarom11.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Sorry Tem, Well, I fixed it at least.
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It's one of those things that we may never know about.
Do you has?
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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
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I used to has it but then I losed it, sadly.
Why do I like big butts? And why did I ask another question just now?
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!
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You just do and nobody knows.
Why does Mario always save Peach and why was she called princess in the early days?
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It's all part of Nintendo grand scheme to take over the world.
What is Mario's middle name?
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Mario, of course.
Is Lizard Dude really dead and if not, will we all kill him for making us look like fools?
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/2/2005 8:34:11 AM
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Either way he's dead.
(Mario Mario Mario. Hmm.)
So, is Luigi's whole name "Luigi Luigi Mario"?
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That would be Luigi's full name.
Why is my sink have some unusual looking green slime in it and is still leaking?
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You've been DS slimed.
Where's my dirt?
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on your mouse
where is the end of the universe?
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I don't know, but I did see it in Pong: The Movie. Maybe it's at the TMK secret page.
Does anyone know where can I dump off my non-Mario brain droppings? My brain has to go!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts. But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/3/2005 7:36:29 PM
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Second bathroom, first stall (aka Site Discussion).
If LD's really dead, why is his ghost still haunting this board?
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I'm am not sure why, but it's pretty cool though.
Do you have what it takes to win Ben Stein's money?
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Not if I can't stop exploding! AUGH! (6)
*mutters in annoyance*
If your parents bought you infra-red goggles, what would that mean to you?
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That I have a new set of gogles!
Why aren't there any easter eggs in video games?
LUIGI POWNS YOU!!!!!!!
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because the easter bunny got offered minnemum wage to go on a video game and put eggs around.
Edited by - luigiandpeachey on 4/6/2005 2:43:36 PM
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17.5
Is a man who eats dates, said to be consuming time?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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He's obviously wasting time. Eww, dates.
How do you fish for jello and Altoids at the same time?
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sorry, forgot to ask a question
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The same way I fish for fish.
Is Ken Jennings a ladies man or is it the other way around?
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Depends on who you ask.
How will the universe end?
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An enormous macroverseral company will demolish our universe to make way for the new macroversal hyperspace transit bypass!
French toast-- how do the eggs go in, but are hard to taste?
Edited by - Suffix on 4/11/2005 6:31:48 PM
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Eggs are such mysterious beings...
Which is worse: Mario going into castle that doesn't have a princess, or Wario going into a castle that DOES have a princess?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Nothing Good! กระตุกข้างขวาคือลางร้าย กระตุกข้างซ้ายใครว่าดี!!
Why luigi in NINTENDOQUARIUM eats mario?!?
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Luigi moonlights as a cannibal.
Where does waluigi get his shoes from?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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The same place where Wario does...
Why does Mario and Luigi love to trim their moustaches?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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The same reason Peach and Daisy wear dresses:To impress the public.
Why doesn't Peach wake the Beanstar up and wish Bowletta was gone at the end of Mario & Luigi?
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Because there would be no exciting climax.
Why is they?
''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
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Because they feel like they is.
Why is it that a bird can fly but a fly can't bird?
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Because fly is both a noun and verb. Fly in "A Bird can Fly" is a verb. But the annoying little insect with a strange nose, known as a fly, that fly would be a noun, and a noun can show action through verbs, and bird is only a noun, NOT a verb.
Why is this topic still alive?
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Because we love it dearly.
Why else would we keep this thread afloat?
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Because it's the only place to ask a retarded question like, "How many different colors of the GameBoy Advance SP are there?"
How many different colors of the GameBoy Advance SP are there?
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Uhhhh....I think there's seven of them.
Who loves Lucy?
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Ricky. If he truly does, he has some 'splainin' to do.
Who do you do voodoo to?
Tallulah: *Shakes tail feathers* TWEEET!!!
Me: Yes, birdy? Oh, no, you didn''t... *Looks at sleeve of t-shirt.* Aw, pickle juice. You did.
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Baron Samedi.
How come petey pirahna can compete in MKDD and MPT despite the fact that he has no eyes?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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Some elderly people are too short to see over the wheel of their cars- why should that stop Petey?
Do you Yahoo?
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
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Not after 9.57pm
Who's been eating my porridge?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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The same person who is sleeping in your bed. I'll get the baseball bat.
What happened?
''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/18/2005 9:57:58 AM
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About 3 billion years of evolution.
How much Koop can a Koopa pa is a Koopa could pa Koop?
Random Anime Quote:
"Women may be from Venus, but Junpei from Uranus."-Ritsuko, Thoes Who Hunt Elves episode 7.
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Lots.
How come I am answering this question?
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3 pounds and 7 ounces of Koop.
For atoms to fuse, the valence number must equal 0. If Oxygen's valence is 4 and flourine's valence is -1, how many Flourine atoms does it take to fuse with Oxygen? -Math Book: Cumulative Review
Birds: My Anti-Drug.
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Because you have nothing better to do.
Why did Final Fantasy leave Nintendo?
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Final Fantasy didn't, really. Square Enix did, which was a very stupid move. But the good news is they got back together.
Why are cats so incredibly stupid?
Birds: My Anti-Drug.
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They're too intelligent (and also lazy) to do anything for themselves (it's a front!).
What would you put after the word "Bat?"
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Batball
How come many people like sony instead of nintendo?
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They don't care about what was, they care about what is. Which makes them like cats.
Why are stick people underappreciated?
Birds: My Anti-Drug.
Edited by - Bird Person on 4/21/2005 7:08:30 AM
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Because they decided to appreciate stick people instead of stick perople.
What happens to people would eat marshmallows without roasting them first?
''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/20/2005 5:00:19 PM
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They all turn into bobble-head dolls that look like Bob Barker.
Is the price really right?
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Only when it's not left.
If left is frog and right is rain, which hand I am I holding the bumble bee in?
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You aren't; I amputated them after the bee stung you.
What happens if Bigfoot and the Yetti go out on a date?
''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
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They get married and have a sasquatch.
Kero Sewers and KeroKeroCola from SMRPG... How are they related?
Birds: My Anti-Drug.
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To save money on their water source...
If you could add any kind of port to the NDS, what would it be?
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A funny-lookin' one.
How many fingers would your best friend be holding up if I blindfolded him and gave him large doses of Tylenol?
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
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As many as he/she wants.
Why wasn't Tales of Symphonia more popular?
Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.
Edited by - Latias Dita on 4/24/2005 9:46:17 AM
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Because it isn't.
When will the FF fall victim to a fatal glitch?
“How ironic; ‘Rogers’ – it almost rhymes with... ‘eliminate.’â€
~Stewie from Family Guy
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Because people like me bought it and never played it.
(Latias Dita, I scrolled down and thought you were Lizard Dude. Then I scrolled up and read a few post and came back to realize that I need to pay closer attention. I can see now how Tod that another poster here who started with Luigi was me, Luigison.)
Why does a road runner bring mice and lizards to the tech center? (this actually happens)
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Because they just do.
THE 992nd POST OF THIS THREAD!!
Why am I celebrating the 992nd post needlessly, when I should save my post for the 1000th?
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
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Because you have nothing else better to do.
Why isn't Wario in his usual getup for the WarioWare games?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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His mom suggested he wear new clothes for his new job... and he wanted to impress Mona.
THE 994th POST OF THIS THREAD!
Who do you think will get the 1000th post?
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/22/2005 6:08:14 AM
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The fifth person after my post here...
Why does Bowser always keep his hair flow backwards?
(He'd look a lot cooler with messy hair, y'know!?)
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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He doesn't think it's cooler.
What does "I My Me! Strawberry Eggs" mean?
Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.
Edited by - Latias Dita on 4/22/2005 3:38:32 PM
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I like my strawberry eggs and they will be eaten by me.
Have you noticed that when you chew on glass, a red juice that tastes like blood oozes out?
Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Edited by - Bird Person on 4/22/2005 5:42:14 PM
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I don't know what that is. I wish I could help you but I only chew on plastic so that never happens to me.
THE 998th POST OF THIS THREAD! We need to think of some way to celebrate 1000.
How in the world is it possible that my birthday is on the exact same day that E3 starts this year?
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/22/2005 5:49:35 PM
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It isn't. Your birthday doesn't exist.
Why did I get the 1000th post in this topic?
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Por que TU esta el ganador! Feliz.... ... Dia!
Why did I write that in crudely constructed Spanish?
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Actually, Chup is right! He got the 1000th post. Not reply, but post. So, you got the 1000th reply, but Chup got the 1000th post. Mwahahahaha! I comprehend all!!!
Got Bird? <(^v^)>
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Because that is a weird thing to do, and this is the 1002nd post (1 + 0 + 0 + 2 = 3), which is weird.
Did Bird Person take my course in Fungi Forums Mechanics and then submerge his mind in golden rinsewash of the Upper Echelon Squared PLUS Artificial Sweetener & Backup 100% More FREE variety?
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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And Watoad backwards is Daotaw, which almost sounds like Toyota which is a brand of vehicles that Watoad can drive if he wants to. ^_^ Hey, wait... my birthday doesn't exist? NOOOO! How is this possible?! Ack! I must be stuck in some impossible reality that only some Hollywood film could barf out! *starts to go insane and scratch on doorposts*
Oh, right, the question. Uh... yeah, probably. I didn't even know there was such a liquid... or a class for TMK (except for Trigonomotry Made Kosher)
Now that I found Luigison's dirt, how can I send it to him?
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/22/2005 8:58:39 PM
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Because I don't even know what you're talking about, Watoad, No!
If Splenda is made with sugar, how can it lower your blood sugar? Makes NO sense!!!
Got Bird? <(^v^)>
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Because it's got nothing better to do.
Got Mario?
Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
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Yes, and I got bird. <(^v^)>
Can ou count to three in Sarfunialorxican? If no, neither can I.
Got Bird? <(^v^)>
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No Way.
Can somebody give me an example of a stupid question?
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Uhm... is dat a trick question?
Will there ever be a movie about Sonic, like one that involves an army of metal sonics made by Eggman and powered by the Master Emerald that attempt to defeat Super Sonic by somehow trying to drown him and then Knuckles and Tails try to save him by finding some power to turn the chaos emeralds into super emeralds in order to become Super Knuckles and Super Tails, or maybe one that is about Sonic rescuing a new character who is a shy but beautiful young female hedgehog that Sonic falls in love with and it makes Amy extremely sad but then she gets filled with rage and tries to defeat the girl by turning into Super Amy so Chris has to stop her by transforming into Super Chris and the story has almost nothing to do with Sonic or Eggman and everyone is just like “WTD?!�!
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
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No.
Why does everybody hate cats? They are smarter than dogs and my cat is not lazy! They are cute & fuzzy & cuddly and they won't tackle you down and get sick from dog slobber. They have cute little tounges and are much cleaner than dogs. Why does everybody hate kitties?
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Because they eat birds.
Why is Susan lazy?
Got Bird? <(^v^)>
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Because she sells sea shells down by the sea shore.
Why did it take so long to invent toilet paper?
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The testers were constipated.
Luigison was around before they invented toilet paper?
Got Bird? <(^v^)>
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Yes, he's a centurion.
What did people use before toilet paper was invented?
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Lemon-soaked napkins and towlettes that never seemed to arrive.
If this tape-measure *picks up* could speak, what would it say right now?
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"Do I measure up to your requirements?"
Why does Homestar Runner have "twoble with his aws"?
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Computer over? Virus equals VERY YES?!?!? That''s not a good prize!!!
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He's dyslexic.
Why are there so many restaurants called Mario's or Luigi's?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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Because Italians make good food.
Will I play World of WarCraft until I die?
“Using the Semicolon can sometimes be a tricky proposition from a syntactical perspective!â€
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pretty much.
Are there any Doctor Who fans in America?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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There must be, but are probably very few...
Why does Luigi likes to hug Mario very often?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Who wouldn't want to hug Mario^^
Why is it that I can list my top five favorite anime series with ease but I can't decide what my favorties songs are?
Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.
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Possibly, that when it comes to music, you are a very indecisive person.
What is the opposite of opposite.
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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Whatever you had before adding in the opposites.
Who's your daddy?
Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
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I had to save the topic, I'll ask a new stupid question...
Why do yellow and black go together?
Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Because they make bees.
What's Chef Torte's favorite saying?
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Ask him. My favorite phrase of his is: "Because you are... IDIOT!!!"
What happened to Dr. Mario (The forumer who made this topic 1025 posts ago)?
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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He lost his medical licence after he was found killing helpless little Goombas, then bringing them to his hospital so that they had to pay him.
It's a bird, no- it's a plane. No, it's..?
(Qualifies as a question because it has a question mark)
This isn''t a sig. You think it may be, but it''s not. It looks like it- it smells like it- it tastes like it. But don''t get yourself in the illusion that this is a sig- because it''s not.
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It's the answer to the stupid question!
Why does Mario have brown hair but his stache is black?
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AGAIN, hair dye.
Why can't lemurs live in California?
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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What're you talking about? I've seen dozens of lemurs here in california! Albeit, they were in zoos, but they were most certainly living.
If you can read this, you're looking too hard.
...Do you think this topic is ever going to surpass Mario Word Association in # of posts?
Go Moon!
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Nein.
What does Daisy do all day, whilst Peach is busy getting herself captured?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 5/1/2005 12:58:47 PM
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She wishes to the star spirits that she could get kidnapped instead to be rescued by Luigi.
Why can't lemurs live in my backyard?
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Because they don't want to leave their homes.
What are strawberry eggs?
Random Anime Quote:
"I have split ends?"--Zelgadis. Slayer Next episode 6.
Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/1/2005 2:47:16 PM
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Strawberry Eggs: Noun
Ancient writing method: an ancient method of inscribing and writing in which lines are written alternately from right to left and from left to right, thereby confusing the reader and causing mass panic.
What would you call a breakfast cereal that contained mostly chicken wire?
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Lunchables Chicken Dunks for Breakfast. Same as usually made.
How do they make pink lemonade pink?
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Pig's Blood.
Why wasn't there any Shy Guy's to battle in PM:TTYD?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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ew
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Because Chuck Woolery was voted the world's greatest singer and he's a magnet of attention.
Speaking of Chuck Woolery, when will there be new epsiodes of Greed and Lingo?
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When they get rid of that annoying announcer-type lady.
Why didn't the last post's answer make since?
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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*cough*obsession!*cough*
Seriously... Oh, never mind. What would you define "translucent" as?
Edited by - Suffix on 5/4/2005 8:02:43 PM
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Something that let's some but not all light pass through it.
Why does the sun try to kill mario/luigi in SMB3?
The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
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Because Bowser paid him to.
Why wasn't there a black or white Yoshi in Yoshi's Island?
"So, they''''re showing, on television, the detergents getting out bloodstains. Is this a violent image to anybody? Bloodstains? I mean, come on. You got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe laundry isn''''t your biggest problem right now." ~~~~Jerry Seinfeld
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The same reason there wasn't a brown Yoshi in Yoshi's Story.
Will we ever see Mario's PM partner (from both games) in other games?
Random Anime Quote:
"I have split ends?"--Zelgadis. Slayer Next episode 6.
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Not if you're blind.
Is peanut butter a liquid or an amorphous solid?
A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Both.
Do you know anyone who suffers from CAPS LOCK DISEASE?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
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J.J. from TMK staff.
Where does money come from?
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Trees
What are koopa's hiding under their shells?
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Another shell!
What's your favorite show?
If your day is bad, a nice comment at night can change everything.
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A TV show.
What would happen if the bride was allergic to the wedding cake?
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Then there would be a Mexican divorce.
How do you stop Elzo from talking?
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a: green doggies are bouncing.
q: hey, who cut the cheese? :-P
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
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For the last time! I grated the cheese!!!
Why does a swirl of purple and black make a perfect background while someone is laughing like evil?
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Purple and black are evil colors. Just ask Waluigi.
What's the most evil sound possible?
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a: gesg=scrambled eggs.
q: whose line is it anyway?
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
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yours, I guess.
Is there a Latios Dita out there somewhere?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
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Since Latios is male and Dita is female, probably not!
How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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237.
Why is Strong Bad always mean to Strong Sad?
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Computer over? Virus equals VERY YES?!?!? That''s not a good prize!!!
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*store intercom* I need a price check on a double post, I need a price check on a double post. *intercom off*
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Computer over? Virus equals VERY YES?!?!? That''s not a good prize!!!
Edited by - GiftedGirl on 5/11/2005 11:41:28 AM
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Because that when you're strong bad it makes some person strong sad...if you know what I mean.
Do you belive in yesterday?
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No, I belived in yesterday. I now belive in today.
Why do people run from me?
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Because you mistake handshakes for someone attacking you.
If a wiggle is a piggle and a piggle is a shniggle and a shniggle is a kashniggle and a kashniggle is a biggle, can we say that a wiggle is a biggle?
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The Property of Nonsensical Identities claims that it is so.
A cylinder has a radius of 10ft, and a height of 16t. What would be the contents?
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Jello.
Why are guinea pigs always hungry?
Random Anime Quote:
"I have split ends?"--Zelgadis. Slayer Next episode 6.
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a: cuz ducky go down de hole.
q: den duh football tried to go down de coconut, but it didn't work. whassup wid dat? :-P
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
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Because coconuts don't taste good that way. You gotta put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up! *starts siging the song*
Will there ever be a thread similar to this called "Give a stupid answer, ask a stupid question?"
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
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Only if someone makes it.
Which is better- XBOX or PS2?
Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
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None is better than the other. It depends on the gamer and what games they want.
What's the difference between a geek and a nerd?
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A geek is a circus freak who bites the heads off of live chicken and a nerd is somebody who snorts when he/her laughs.
Why don't the aliens just come and probe us all to death?
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We're just not interesting enough.
The Mushroom Kingdom has been visited by extraterrestrial beings numerous times. What do they think's so interesting? (I happen to have a real answer for this)
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The amount of endless SSB3 threads that are in existance.
Why is purple the colour of evil?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
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That's an interesting question. Well, it all started a long time ago with this one strange man who loved to wear purple and also throw plums at people...
In Yoshi's Island, how come the chain chomps always slow down when they get close to you?
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/17/2005 6:46:01 AM
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Yoshis have the ability to slow down time so they can escape from Chain chomps before they get them.
Whatever happened to Pauline?
Random Manga Quote:
"You''re in love with her, but you''re too scared to deal with it. So you walk around like you got a permanet chip on your shoulder."--Kensuke Yura. Girl Got Game volume 8 chapter 1.
Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/17/2005 8:49:16 AM
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Mario got hungry.
Why does Donkey Kong Wear a tie?
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To look good for the ladies.
Where in the world is...Matt Lauer?
Edited by - Tingrio on 5/17/2005 12:10:19 PM
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Feeding on cherry gelatin snacks within your large closet.
If nobody wanted to listen to you, what would you tell them?
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Nothing.
What is the average lifespan for a pirahna plant?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
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As long as Yoshi is not around, it'll live long enough.
What is the national sport of the Mushroom Kingdom itself?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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Croquet.
How long does it take wario to straighten his mustache in the morning?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
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9 hours (u should see his mustache when it's NOT straight).
Why do the Wario Brothers wear purple???
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Somehow, the came under the impression that it was a good, evil color.
Where does this USB cord connect to?!
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The hamster that is responsible for your internet connection.
What exactly is Birdo?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
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A certain species of dinosaur is my theory. DIFFERENT from Yoshis.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
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Because he cares!
Yozora wo kakeru nagreboshi wo ima mitsukeraretara nani wo inoru darou? (If right now, I saw a shooting star flash across the night sky, what would I wish for?) *sings rest of Starry Heavens*
Random Anime Quote:
" They''ve drawn us awful carelessly."--Osaru (I think), Jubei-Chan episode 5.
Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/20/2005 6:35:53 PM
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baka baka baka!
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*Ignores previous post*
World poverty to end overnight.
Who does Bowser call when he has a plumbing emergency?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 5/25/2005 12:15:27 PM
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I'm guessing the Wario bros. if they also copied Mario and Luigi for their skills in plumbing. Either that or he gets Kamek to use his magic to fix stuff.
Will Nintendo ever create a sweet new theme park some day?
"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/25/2005 1:02:53 PM
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Maybe, but you must have patience Yoshi-son, PATIENCE IS THE KEY DANG YOU! PAAAAATIENCE! Now hurry up with my green tea!
What is that big round thing on Sir Grodus's head?
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That is his head! You can't rule over a giant, militarian race with just a pea-sized, foot-soldier brain, could you?
How did the enormously funny, ghostly guy from PM:TTYD steal part of a menu?
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By cleverly stealing it.
Why doesn't Homestar Runner have any arms?
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Had a nasty incident with a food blender.
Why does Hooktail lok like Valoo from the Wind Waker?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
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I don't know.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
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12342319857238904712389741238974891237489271389471289374892374234 licks.
Why does Koops always wear that bandage?
Random Anime Quote:
" They''ve drawn us awful carelessly."--Osaru (I think), Jubei-Chan episode 5.
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He stayed in the sun too long with it and the sticky part of it melted into his head and is unremovable.
If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
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Absolutely not! There are plenty of whistling birds, who don't have lips!
What is so special about sesame seeds?
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Because Mario once got a hamburger at McDonaldds, saw the sesame seeds and said, "These are-a good seeds says-a-me!" The guy at the drive-thru window laughed so hard that Mario said "says-a-me" (which sounded like sesame) that he told the press, and it became a huge thing. Naturally, everyone loved MArio and decided that sesame seeds must be very special if Mario, the hero of Mushroom Kingdom, thinks so. THey even tried to get Mario to be the new 'Sesame Seed Boy' but it didn't work. Mario just like sesame seeds, and didn't want it to become a huge thing. He couldn't help it if he has an italian accent and says "says-a me" which sounds like sesame. Mario doesn't buy at McDonalds from this point on. And that my friends, is the story of why sesame seeds are more popular than any other seed...
Is Waluigi happy with his name?
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Yes.
Why does the black yoshi rock?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
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Because he dies alll the time.
Taquitos?
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No.
How come most of the food that taste good are usually bad for you?
ToS and PM:TTYD Rock!!!
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beacause they want u off your diet
how come sega forgot about sally
where isn't the beef
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Because they thought Sally was...i dunno...not memorable.
Why does Goombella wear a neck tie?
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beacase she likes them
where isn't the beef
Edited by - white_arrow on 6/2/2005 12:34:41 PM
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Inside this monitor thingy. I do believe there's no beef inside there. I would smell it.
Speaking of which, where are the capital letters?
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on vacation
how come my topic was the example of what you shouldnt do
where isn't the beef
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a: joe schmo.
q: what's with all the llama drama?
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
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Llamas are drama kings and queens.
I've heard that you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?
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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
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true it may be
why is sonic blue
where isn't the beef
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Ya gotta have blue hair! (or in this case, fur)
When I get my fake Pokemon cards on the net, will you check 'em out?
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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
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Hmmmm.....maybe.
Where in the world is...Ken Jennings?
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On a date with Jen Kennings.
Does Elvin Gadd teach gibberish? If he doesn't, he should.
Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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glurgle(translated: he does
do u have to fight for your right to eat chicken livers?
where isn't the beef
Edited by - white_arrow on 6/4/2005 5:01:57 PM
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Because you know you want to.
Where is my auto-mo-bile?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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In your ga-rage.
Read my sig and answer it!
How much would wood a would pecker peck if a would pecker wood peck would? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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o_O ... O_o ... >_<
DaAaAaAa, Ah'd like tah use a life ring!
My head is reeling from that question. What movie is it playing?
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The Vandread movie they'll never make.
What is wrong with fuzzies?
Random Anime Quote:
" If you keep punching holes in the definition of death, you''re going to be dissected for real one of these days!"--Excel Excel. Excel Saga episode 12.
Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/4/2005 6:43:18 PM
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their to fuzzy ahhh shield your eyes
how come mario came to my house and said "pasta aint good no more"
where isn't the beef
Edited by - white_arrow on 6/4/2005 7:06:26 PM
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You were daydreaming.
If Subcon is the dreamworld, why do Birdo, shyguys and Bob-ombs show up in games set in the mushroom kingdom?
If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/5/2005 11:49:45 AM
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cuz i dont use proper capitals
does kirby smoke raccoon leaf?
where isn't the beef
Edited by - white_arrow on 6/5/2005 1:10:47 PM
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He quit a long time ago...
Why would someone do bad things for no reason?
How much would wood a would pecker peck if a would pecker wood peck would? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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No reason
If I had a dollar for every brainless n00b that ever signed up here, how many tubs of cash would I have?
Edited by - CashCrazed on 6/7/2005 12:00:58 PM
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i am not brainless!
oh and according to my calcuations you'd have 19 tubs
why did mario kill ronald mcdonald
where isn't the beef
Edited by - white_arrow on 6/7/2005 5:21:19 PM
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Because Ronald is an annoying clown thing and it was his time to go.
So, your dressed like a ship's captain, um, why are you dressed like a ship's captain?
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/7/2005 6:00:05 PM
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Argh, matey, becuase I am a ship captain! Now go swap the poop deck, jump off that board thingy thar', or learn the different spellings of "you're!" I've got a loverly Webster's dictionary in me office, go take a gandahr.
What would be the name of a pirate captain that had a dictionary in his private office?
"The Suffix: Last but not Least."
Edited by - Suffix on 6/8/2005 8:06:05 PM
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R.Jimlad
Why do Profs Frankly and E.Gadd both have the same glasses?
You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
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Because sunshine sucks.
What is a Landreburglet?
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A whacha'ma'call-it! Heh...
How would one know if Luigi had apparently undergone some very horrible deed?
I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
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*starts to sing* The awnser my friend is blowing in the wind...the awnser is blowing in the wind. *stops singing*
Why are raindrops falling on my head?
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Nobody knows, except you.
Who invented Pop-ups?
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Mary Poppins.
How does hate lead to suffering even when you hate things like Spongebob?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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If you hate any particular thing, you will suffer when you are in proximity of it, and it's bad for stress.
How on Earth-- or on Dagobah, did Yoda become so crazy in the first trilogy? (4,5,6, "MINE! MINE!")
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Because he can.
How come Mario can only grunt, but not talk, yet everyone else in the MK hold the ability of speech. And also, how can people understand what Mario is saying when does extremely strange gestures that mean almost nothing to us humans?
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Come join my forum at
tbkgm79.proboards42.com
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because Mario is so cool, everyone just knows. it's like a weird vibe.
You can judge a T-Bone steak by sticking your head up a cows [rear], but wouldn't you rather take your butcher's word for it?
~Don't swear. Using symbols like you did for letters counts. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 6/9/2005 9:25:07 PM
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whats a butcher(question and answer)
where isn't the beef
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*Looks from side to side* Don't look at me!
How is it that the Yoshi partner in PM:TTYD doesn't leave footprints?
Random Anime Quote:
"Good Lord! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Takeo Takakura. Magic User''s Club TV episode 5.
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Maybe he has a special shoe or something.
Who knows whose nose?
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Ise nose youse knows.
Who's birthday is it today?
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Bob Dole. Just kidding.
i really don't know
Does a woodpecker peck wood or Al Gore?
where isn't the beef
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Al Gore.
In recent games, why does Bowser's face look like he doesn't have teeth, even though he does?
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He's on a dental plan.
How much does Mario get paid for saving the Mushroom Kingdom on a regular basis??
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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You'll find out in Mario Hockey
Do I like tacos
where isn't the beef
EDIT:sorry same time post
Edited by - white_arrow on 6/11/2005 5:22:02 PM
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Do I want to know the answer to that question??(Q&A)
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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If the glove fits
is sushi the drink of evil
where isn't the beef
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Only when it is made into a drink by a blender that was a Special Order for Bowser.
Why on Earth are Yoshi's shoes red?
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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Red dye is cheap.
If clairvoyants can tell the future, how come they don't win the lottery every week?
You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
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Because they have to give up the lottery to see into the future.
How come Yoshi and Kirby never get full from eating too much?
We will never give up our love of Nintendo!
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HUGE appetite, and run the extra weight off.
Why can't we all just get along to live peacefully and happily in the great, treacherous journey of life?
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/13/2005 9:43:25 PM
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'Cause there are stupid terrorists like Bin Ladin that want to ruin it.
Do Yoshis see in color or black + white?
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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I only eat toads...huh? Yoshis ummmm 73
Canadian Eh?
You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
-
Babersines.
If mario had jumped out of the air directly above your house with pankacs, yet yoshy was about to eat those pankakes, and the pankakes where the last chace for world order, you where the only hope for the pankakes, but you only liked potato pankakes, and those are made from bluebarrys, blakberrys, brownberrys, redberrys, and ballberrys, plus you where alurgeck to sufo, to be abele to jump that high, you wold have to eat a berry you think was disusting, plus one man-egg, to only find yourself at neverland ranch, and Jackson's nose has taken over his entier body, and the only thing you can do is to find kufive blue robots with panguns for heds that can do the riverdance to stop Jackson's nose so you can get the discusting berry so you can stop yoshi form eating the blue-black-brown-red-ballberry pankakes which have nothing to do with patatos and stop mario form faling within a time limit of five minits, how much wood wold a wood chuch chuch if this sentence made sence?
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
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Five-thousand dollars of my money.
Where is the taco barn?
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Iake a left on who cares street and then go straight until you see mario dancing and your there
livin' la vida loca?
You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
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Yes.
How many replys does it take before it goes to another page?
Mario the plumber,
Mario the doctor,
Mario the Hero,
Mario the Party Animal,
Mario the everything!!!!!
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14.3.
Vanillin-- Yea, or nay?
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Nay.
Why don't people read the Story Boards that much?
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'cuz a chicken can be all what he can be
Got milk?
You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
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a: you put duh coconut in de lime & you up it all mix!
q: what about bob?
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Edited by - justinyoshi on 6/14/2005 10:08:14 PM
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I'm not sure. I'll ask his sister Bobette.
Why haven't any of my favorite manga series become anime?
Random Anime Quote:
"Good LORD! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Jamie Mcgonnigal (voice of Takeo Takekura). DVD voulme 5 (this is an outtake made by the voice actor, not an actual quote from the series).
Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/14/2005 11:03:23 PM
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'Dunno.
If you're driving a jet-ski through the desert and one wheel pops off, how many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse?
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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The state of fear.
If wine is roten grapes, why don't we get druged of dung?
The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
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'cuz momma had a baby and his cheese fell in the closet
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy9?
You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
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Not since 1908.
Can you turn graphite into diamond?
You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
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Of course, thats why all my pencils are diamond-tipped.
Why does James Bond like martinis?
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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because frogs eat chicken livers
is this my claim to fame or my downfall
You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
-
'Fraid its your downfall.
Is there a Mrs Blizzard?
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
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Well Mrs. Blizzard got melted by Mr. sun
any mango salsa?
You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
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Nope.
If A = B, and B >= C, what is C?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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4987634
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
get it Chuck Norris
You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
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I didn't get that.
Does virus = very yes?!?
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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
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That depends. Can Strong Mad spell Marzipan? If no, then yes.
Why is 42 the answer to life?
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Because The Hitch Hiker's guide to the Galaxy is wierd.
How many warp pipes in the Mushroom Kingdom can go to a bar with 3 Thwomps, 2 Whomps, and 10 Pokeys while singing the Overworld theme through a Tweeter?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/18/2005 7:09:55 PM
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A.None.
Q.Why dosen't Luioi where pants?
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Because he wears pants instead.
Does waluigi play his DS with his big nose or a stylus?
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
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Neither.
Why are there only like 5 people asking stupid questions in here?
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Because people are running out of Stupid Power.
How was the yoshi in PM:TTYD born with pants?
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When you take a left on Wario's mustache, head south through Bowser's Clown Copter, up Birdo's nose, and right around a Shyguy's rump, where will you end up?
Oops, forgot to answer the question. The answer is: Because his father injected pants onto his butt when he was just an egg.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/18/2005 7:06:59 PM
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Right here.
Why doesn't PaperLuigi like to answer my questions?
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because blue toads and luigi are mortal enimies
is sonic a hero in sonic heros
YOSHIS RULE
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A. Because the pie is tasty!
Q.Why dose that guy from the Nintendo forums think he is Ludwig Von Koopa?
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He took a high dose of Ludwig Drugs.
Why does he think he's me thinking I'm him?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 6/18/2005 2:01:33 PM
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He had a bad accident with clowns at the age of 12.
Why did PaperLuigi totally forget to answer Blue Toads questions?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Because he was giving a stupid reply rather than a stupid answer.
When will they actually release Sailor Moon Stars (the last season) in the US?
Random Anime Quote:
"Good LORD! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Jamie Mcgonnigal (voice of Takeo Takekura). DVD voulme 5 (this is an outtake made by the voice actor, not an actual quote from the series).
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When I feel like it.
Which came first, the pie or the pie crumbs?
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pie.
How come great shows like the Mario cartoon gat cancelled?
Keep signatures to a single line to prevent being banned.
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Because bad shows like *coughFairlyOddParentscough* can't get enough of the spotlight.
Just what was Wario doing in a giant nose anyway?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 9:30:08 AM
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Archaeology.
Where can I purchase 9-Volt's helmet?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Get one from ebolt.
Why would Kamek need to use a flying broomstick to get to a bar?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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He's to lazy. Plus, he can't drink and drive (a car, that is).
Why didn't any of the Shadow Sirens (from Paper Mario 2) have any eyes?
Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?
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They found out that reading brail was real cool, so they poked their eyes out. (Vivian thought this was stupid, but because she isn't too bright herself, she let Beldam trick her into sticking her face into a Hazard trashcan full of needles.)
Why does Lord Crump use a tissue box for the body of a dumb robot? ( Magnus )
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 6:37:41 PM
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Lord Crump sux at building stuff, and couldin't think of a design for his robot. He looked at a kleenex box and thought, "That's it!!!" (personally, I thought it looked more like a chinese food take-out box).
Why does Mayor Dour (from Twilight Town) have cotton coming out of his head???
Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?
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He ate the Cotton Gin, which then started feeding on his brain for power and produced a major ammount of cotton.
Why does Koops have a bandage on his nose through out the whole game?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 8:06:22 PM
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Because, so help me, if that bandage comes off, blood will go everywhere!!! When Koops was born he was cursed by Beldam to have never-ending bleeding at the nose, so Vivian made a magical bandaid that would stop the bleeding (thus began Beldam's hatred towards Vivian).
Why does Professor Frankly have that spiraly thing on his glasses?
Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/19/2005 8:20:06 PM
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A.His glasses are thick and so is his head.
Q. When dose Mario eat?
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At breakfast, lunch, dinner and the occasional snack.
How does Homestar pick stuff up if he has no arms?
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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
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He was trained to use the force at a young age. He's so good he's better than Yoda. Homestar doesn't need arms.
What species is The Cheat?
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The cheater species.
How come Mario is fat, yet he runs fast in Smash Bros.?
I like Strawberry Milk.
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Cuz he isn't that fat and has a TON of energy.
Why does Strong Sad have elephant feet?
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He got liposuction before they made Super Smash Bros, but gained it all back right after game production was finished.
How in the heck did Grodus survive even though we all saw his body get destroyed?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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The dude was robotic, and we all saw his head stil together. Luckily, his brain was so powerful, he lived.
What's the deal with that one French guy with the pink afro who keeps following Mario and Goombella???
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He's a retarded moron obsessed with all of Mario's female partners, so, wherever Mario goes, he follows.
How the heck did Koop's father survive 10 years inside Hooktail's body w/out food or water?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Athough the thought is very gross, Koop's father drank any water that Hooktail had drank, and ate her chewed up food before Hooktail could digest it (eeeeeeee!)
What was the disease that Bobbery's beloved Charlette died from?
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Short-fuse Syndrome.
Will there be any extendo-racquets used in this years Wimbledon?
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
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sshhhhhh...
was the smb movie filmed a long time ago in a galexy far far away
YOSHIS RULE
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Heck yes it was! Gosh!!!
Will Tina ever eat the food?
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Only when she feels like it.
If Donkey Kong has a newphew ( Diddy Kong ) then who in the world is his brother??? Or sister, in that case.
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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King kong duh
are you cookoo for coco puffs mmmmm coco puffs
YOSHIS RULE
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No. That bird can go to that one place that I have heard is quite steamy and hot, run by some guy named....Deville?
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/22/2005 7:42:03 PM
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frogger stole the cookies from the cookie jar
fear the fro?
YOSHIS RULE
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Yes! Run away everyone! It's the fro!
Why does Mcdondals get athletes to help advertise their product, even though these people don't even eat this artery clogging crap?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Because they are hypocrites.
Why don't elephants sneeze?
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Oh-ho! Elephants DO sneeze, just not out their trunks.... :-\
Why does So-And-So die in almost every episode of Teen Girl Squad?
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Because they killed ...?
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...The Man with the Big Mouth, whose ghost returns to slaughter them every episode and generally cause trouble.
What was so funny about clothes 10 years ago?
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Becasue people didn't think cheese was funny ten years ago.
Why have most of the questions been about PM:TTYD up to the last few ones?
Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
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Because PM:TTYD was such a great game that people wanted to relive there experiences through this thread.
What [edit] is catsup?
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Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
~This is the second time I've had to edit a post of yours for language. Keep it up, and don't think I won't ban you. ~Sapph
Edited by - Sapphira on 6/24/2005 11:52:00 AM
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It's what I say when the cats awake.
What is ketchup?
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Stuff that comes out of a liquid transfer device and placed onto your high energy carbohydrate material.
What ever happened to Robot Jones?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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He disguised himself as a Potatoe Jones and slipped off into the night.
Does any of you have a Potato Jones?
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There's someone I'd like to meet...
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
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He uses his retarded monkey to do it for him.
Why would Prof. Frankly scream everytime you came bak with a crystal star?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/25/2005 8:38:15 PM
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Because he's old.
What would happen if peach got kidnapped whilst mario and luigi were suffering from a contagious disease?
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
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Bill and fred would have another quasi-mediocre adventure
What are the TMNT
YOSHIS RULE
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"Toothless Mousey, Nerdy, Teachers!"
Who would want to watch a show like that?
Edited by - Suffix on 6/26/2005 3:30:34 PM
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My guninea pig Baki.
How is it that some Bob-ombs aren't destroyed when they blow up (Bom-bette and Bobbery) and other are?
Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
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It's all in your head
Do I like Food?
YOSHIS RULE
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It depends. Do you like Mcdondals, or fruits? If you like Mcdondals, then you like waisted microwave frozen crap. If you like fruit, then you like food.
Why can't Bowser just get a gun and shoot Mario, instead of going through the trouble of kidnapping the Princess?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/26/2005 10:03:46 AM
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It's a game.
Sorry, that answer may not be stupied enought.
Bowser does not have the manual dexterity or eye hand cordination to use a gun.
How much does Mario Party Advance suck?
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like a lion (honestly I never played it)
Does the king want you to have it your way or his way?
YOSHIS RULE
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His way!! He wants America to be burger land! Mmmmmmm....burgers....yeah....Burger King's the best.
How the heck would playing Mario Party help stop the fight between the stupid sun and moon?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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It doesn't.
What ever happened to "that freakin' sandwich"(Homestar Jr)?
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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
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I ate it.
Why do people talkfastlikethis at the end of car commercials?
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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They want to make sure that no one can hear the faults and imperfections there car has.
What would happen if a radioactive mutant bunny made it's way into a microwaver?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/26/2005 4:15:49 PM
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one word eeeewwww
do you eat pi? not pie,pi
YOSHIS RULE
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Pi r not squared, pi r round. ;P
Butts 12 by pies?
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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6 cakes squared
Who's Yoshi's Girlfriend?
Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
Edited by - Dark Yoshi Chick on 6/27/2005 2:36:47 AM
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ummm... Birdo?
Who's always givin' Strong Bad a hand?
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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Strong Bad's hand giver
what you doing on da heezay fo sheezay(I don't know what I said
YOSHIS RULE
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Uhhh....looking for Mr. Goodbar?
Why does Sony copy off of everything Nintendo does?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Nintendo = innovation, Sony = Copy. Hey, they could just be called "Copy."
What was the name of those freaky enemies in an old series of stories, that represented Sony? S-types, or something of the sort? And why am I bringing this up?
"The Suffix: Last but not Least."
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No idea but i've heard of something like G-types or something like that
In YI why does Baby Mario have a moustache?
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No idea but i've heard of something like G-types or something like that
In YI why does Baby Mario have a moustache?
Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
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He stole the King of Town's mustache. ;P
What is the meaning of life, the universe ang everything?
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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Well, I would say 42, but the REAL answer to life is....uhhhh.....crazy monkey!
Why would Wario want to whomp up on a wonderful wet walrus?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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The wet walrus was talking behind Wario's back, and Wario can't take that! He whomped that walrus good!
Who'll do a 20 minute hundred yard dash?
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not me.
Does Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
(If you really didn't know they were S-types I read it dat story is da bomb
YOSHIS RULE
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Team Rocket would need an infininte amount of energy in order to blast off at the speed of light. Thoguh they seem to have an infinite amount of crazy mecha, there's not enough energy in the universe. (That's not a stupid answer, but oh well).
When did people start thinking cheese is funny?
Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/28/2005 7:20:56 PM
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The moment George Washington declared to the U.S.A.: "This yellow stuff with holes is hilARious! Lets start a website starring a little yellow cheese man who always says: "meh!"
What did you just say?
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Nothing that I want to tell you.
Why don't Waluigi and Wario have bushy 'staches?
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/29/2005 12:25:01 PM
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Because their barber is an idiot, and even though they ask him to make it bushy, he makes it pointy.
If Dr. Wily went back in time to destroy Megaman in the Wily Wars, then he wouldn't have to destroy Megaman in the future. But that means that he will have to go back in time to destroy Megaman, so he won't be his enemy in the future. But then that means....the question is, why am I asking you this?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/29/2005 2:47:36 PM
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The important thing here is that if Dr. Wiley went back in time to defeat Megaman, then Megaman must have already experienced this. His current existence shows that Dr. Wiley either did not go back in time, or was unsuccessful.
Why do we spend so much of our lives wearing digital watches?
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Because we have become so stupid that looking at a normal watch would cause us to go crazy and destroy the world as we know it.
If the chicken didn't want to cross the road for the purpose of getting to the other side, then why did it cross the road?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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To become roadkill.
What is Mario's last name?
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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fredopolis
Do you know Jaohn Jacob Jinglehimerschmidt
YOSHIS RULE
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Yeah, his name is my name too.
Who were the four champions in the Triwizard Tournament? (Must have read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire to understand).
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/29/2005 7:20:37 PM
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Harry, Cedric Diggory, Fleur Delacor, and Viktor Krum.
When Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, what was the wall made of?
Got Bird? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
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Breadsticks
Why did I say that?
Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
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Cuz apparently you like breadsticks.
Does swallowing a bug mean the good times are over?
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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No, it means you're too obessed with Homestar Runner.
Why is nothing original?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Obsessions can cloud our actual creativity.
What would Johnathon Glitch do?
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Get a burger.
Whats so annoying about puppets in pink pudding?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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It smells like Strawberry Eggs.
Why do named myself after Latias when Lugia is my favorite Pokemon?
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Because Latias Dita sounds better than Lugia Dita (in my opinion).
Sooo...does that mean I don't get the job?
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/30/2005 11:07:11 PM
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Get the job you do not
Is superman in a super pan
YOSHIS RULE
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No, it is not.
How much does Witch's Brew cost?
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Edited by - GiftedGirl on 7/1/2005 7:50:11 AM
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$599.99
why Is my life only forums
YOSHIS RULE
Edited by - white_arrow on 7/1/2005 8:39:32 AM
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Because, forums are only life.
Is Bob the builder dead yet?
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ask again later
why am I acting like yoda?mmmmmm
YOSHIS RULE
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Because.....I AM YOUR FATHER! USE THE FORCE!!!!
How much would a Napalm bomb and a Gyroscope cost at the 99 cent store?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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$700
am I worra_etihw
YOSHIS RULE
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Only in Backwards Land.
WHERE IS THAT GOD-DANG PUDDING?!
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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At my house! If you want it, come and get it!!!
Is Super Size the American way?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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It seems to be since obesity is becoming the American way.
Sora ni chiete yuku
sakamichi wo doko made miyofu?
(Dissappearing into the sky,
how far does this hill climb?)
Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
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You'll skim the clouds and swear you saw Heaven.
Why do we do the things we do, even if we know that it's wrong?
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No impulse control.
>>PaperLuigi, that response almost scared me. It is quite possible, but not entirely. The correct answer would be a cheeseburger without cheese. (TAT: Another Kidnapping)
What is ANTARKA and acronym for?
"The Suffix: Last but not Least."
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Animals Never Told Amy Rosenblatt Kentucky's Awesome!
What ever happened to Dr. Mario? (you know, the guy who started this topic).
"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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Well, the way I see it, he could have done three things. One, he died in a freak blender accident. Two, aliens brought him to their king, he killed the king, and became the new King of the Fat Heads. Or three, he is a spy from Australia, and he is one of us with a different name! Or he could have just gotten tired of coming here.
Does E=MC to the second power? Or is this just a bunch of numbers put together in an equation that doesn't make any logical sense?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/1/2005 6:39:34 PM
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It was Einstein's test to see if people were stupid enough to beleive him just because he looked like a mad scientist...they did!
Wait a tick...where's the turkey???
"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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Shot to death in my backyard.
Why did the pilgrims eat rocks?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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They lost all their teeth and swallowed rocks like the way birds do to grind their food.
Why shouldn't kids play with swords?
Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
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They know how to use them, and can actually kill people in a blind fury!!!!
Why does 4Kids productions try so hard to be cool, but fail?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Three words. Pee Kah Chu.
Uh-huh...Uh-huh...Uh-huh...yeah, what?
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Do try and pay attention...
What's this little plastic thingy that popped out of my Swiss army knife?
Edited by - Suffix on 7/2/2005 9:18:43 PM
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Cancer.
When do the cows come home, exactly?
Go Moon!
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When the leader of the cows jumps over the moon.
Why does everybody hate Luigi?
Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
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Because Luigi is SO cool, that he's not cool. You know how that is. Everyone was just overwhelmed by Luigi's coolness, that they don't like him.
(I'm just wondering) Is Donkey Kong in Mario Party 7???
"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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Sadly, he isn't, because they decided to replace him yet again with stupid, lame characters such as: Birdo, Koopa Kid, and others. He still has to work that retarded D.K space.
If we play pin the tail on the donkey at a birthday party, what do donkey's play at their birthday party?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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who wants to be a millionare home edittion
hey helen ya gellin'
YOSHIS RULE
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No she's not.
If you had a Regice, would you celebrate?!?
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No. Most likely not.
Will you ever shut up?
"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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Until now, I did.
What's this flashing red light on the top of the monitor mean?
"The Suffix: Last but not Least."
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The cops are coming
What ever happened to Waluigi?
Edited by - RyanGibbs on 7/6/2005 6:39:06 AM
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He was killed in a freak blender accident.
Will Mario ever get something better then a stupid cake for his reward at the end of the game?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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He's still around in the Mushroom Kingdom, but why dosen't he live with his brother in Diamond City.
"I could never get the hang of Thursadys." Arthur Dent-The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy
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Wario and Waluigi are not brothers i have had them take extremely painful tests ro find out.They are not brothers.period with a period after.
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much.What's so magical about what happens
YOSHIS RULE
Edited by - white_arrow on 7/6/2005 6:37:47 PM
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They make an annoying, small, forest elf.
What was the best Mario game of all, Mario is Missing, or Mario Early Years: Fun with letters?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Both of them!!!!
Where was life when it had a meaning?
Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23
Edited by - Latias Dita on 7/8/2005 5:32:20 PM
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The primordial soup
What is your bologna's first name?
Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
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Gladis
Since when did "X" mark the spot?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 7/7/2005 7:43:56 AM
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Since the begining of time.
Why do people type "@" its just easier to type at?
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
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cuz they haf hrrble tping sklls, and need to hnt/pck slwly. Somehow, it jst is fstr to thm.
That was one of the most agonizing 3 minutes I ever spent... What's one of yours?
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These SPC files that have 3 second loops but last 3 minutes.
Why on earth?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Because ancient chinese people thought Earth was the center of the universe, but when people proved them wrong, they said that they already knew it wasnt and said they were just trying to mess with everyone.
Why do little kids pee in the pool?
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
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Regis will tell you
coming the monkeys are?mmmmm
YOSHIS RULE
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Going the monkeys aren't.
Do you believe in people?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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NO
Can you do Da cha-cha like a sissy girl?
YOSHIS RULE
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What's a people.
I did my message at the same time as the guy above.
Why has Bowser got a shell?
Edited by - BowserRival on 7/7/2005 11:12:50 AM
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No I cha-cha like a big strong man.
Why has Bowser got a shell
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Errr...he's a turtle.
How many goomba's does it take to screw in a hyper radioactive electric generator?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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3.14159
What does 0.14159 of a goomba look like?
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 7/7/2005 1:27:38 PM
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A brown foot.
Why do people hate Mondays?
"I could never get the hang of Thursadys." Arthur Dent-The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy
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They can't be Fridays if they're Mondays.
What's a very confusing but grammatically corrent phrase?
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" Don't ask what your country can do for you, but how many burgers you can eat to embarrass your country by becoming fat and out of shape."
Is there life after 1-Ups?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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Yes, up until 7-ups.
If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
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Yes I mean No I mean MAKE THE HURTING STOP!
If you could fly.Could you fly?
YOSHIS RULE
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Obviously.
What name whould you never give a pet?
Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23
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Supermegaultrahyperstupidflippencrazymaddude.
I'm lovin' it?
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
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No, McDonalds sucks.
Yo foo' why does peoples think talkin' like dis is cool, dawg?
"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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They think it's the style of today, but it's a little too crazy for me.
If I've got the chips, where's the dip?
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Edited by - Tingrio on 7/11/2005 9:01:28 AM
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I ate it.
WASSSSSS UP?!!!!
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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DDDAAAAAHHHH SSSKKKKYYYEEEE!!!
How come Mario never loses any weight?
I Heart my best friend...Mario!
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I think he has, actually, but his metabolism may not be too great.
How did my left eye become so blurry?
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Some dude smacked it real hard......mabey it was the dwarf that lives in my bathroom....
Is it safe to stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Only if you cover it with a lead shield.
Why aren't hamsters purple?
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They ARE purple, because purple is really brown, and brown is really purple...
So what does that make red?
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Well, it makes red aquamarine! Duh!
The question is, are you fat, or what?!
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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no.
Who shot Liberty Valance?
Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
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Ummm... that guy over there! *points at Luffy*
If Yoshi turned into a human, what would he look like?
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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Robin Williams.
What would happen if Mr. Potato Head was mistaken for today's side dish?
Edit: I don't think that answer was stupid enough RyanGibbs. The answer "no" just doesn't cut it!
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/15/2005 10:17:43 AM
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If Mario worked for Microsoft, would he feel homesick?
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Yes, unless Bill gave him a large box of bran mushrooms.
What would happen if Bowser found out that kidnapping Princess Peach is just not a good idea?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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He'd kidnap Daisy instead.
Who wants to party like it's 1859?
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
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I do! I do! Wait......
Okay, I'll have a #3 with extra cheese, hold the onion....oh and make sure that burger has mustard. Am I crazy, or what?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Not as crazy as me XD XP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can CHiharu be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?
Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23
Edited by - Latias Dita on 7/17/2005 12:56:15 AM
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Because he's criminally insane.
Why is Mario Italian?
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Being raised by Italian-speaking foster parents influenced his accent. ****eory>
Any guesses on what one could do at Ike Kinswa?
Edited by - Suffix on 7/17/2005 9:25:37 PM
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Party! Or something.
Who would win: Mario or Sonic the Hedgehog?
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Why, Kirby, of course!
Why is it so hard to get a girlfriend these days?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Because there are more ladies' men.
M*A*S*H anyone?
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
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Only on Tuesdays.
Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Bacteria.
Why is popcorn such a questionable being?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Noone, because pinneapples don't grow undersea!!
Why don't pinneapples grow undersea?
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Pineapples don't have gills.
Since when do cleaning sponges live underwater?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Since last Thursday.
Where does Deezer keep his bread?
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I don't know, ask Deezer!
Do stupid people ask stupid questions and get stupid answers?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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I think you already know the answer to that question.
What happened to the post-war dream?
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
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It was destroyed by the post-war Saddam dream.
Why is this question stupid?
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Ummm...becuase it wasn't on the servey.
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Edited by - Tingrio on 7/20/2005 11:16:08 AM
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Issue a command.
Why do gnomes hide from us?
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
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Because they are really space aliens from Alpha Centuri.
Which has more chance of happening: that pigs can fly or Mario 128 being announced on nintendo's release schedule next week?
Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 7/20/2005 12:08:35 PM
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People gaining super powers and flying to Jupiter and discovering alien life have a better chance of happening then Mario 128!
Whats up with those stupid girls walking around singing "Don't you wanna fanta?"
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Its an inside joke within thier group.
Do they expect us to treat them with respect?
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
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The Fanta Girls? Yes. After all, who else is going to give that one guy in all that plaster a fanta? (question and answer).
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I am! Wait, I hate that &*%$ commercial.
If Mario's name were an acronym for something (i.e., NASA is Nation Aeronautics Space Association), what would it be?
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Many Atomic Rabbits Itch Oscar.
Then what does Luigi's name stand for?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Larry, ugly igloos gasp insanely.
What does Bowser's name stand for?
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Bridge, over, (toubled) water, swirled, ever, Rome
Where's that summer place where it may rain or storm, yet I'm safe and warm in *insert girl or boy's name here* arms?
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
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In *girl or boy's name*'s house.
Has anyone here heard of the curse of Sonic R?
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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No, but now I have!
Is it okay, did I have Subway?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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Nah, not really.
Have you heard of the Mario Kart curse?
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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The Mario Kart curse.....mabey......*gets a sly look on his face*
Hey, did I finally find Luigi in Super Mario 64?
"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
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I dont't know, but did you find Mario?
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Only after I found Toad.....all 354 of them....
What would happen if Mario was fused with a Tweeter?
"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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Mario would become a dragonball z character if he can fuse with things.
What if mario farted when bowser tried to burn him?
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Go boom.
What would Scooby Doo?
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
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I dunno, solve a mystery.
What would Jesus Doo?
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Party all night long.
why doesn't mario just shoot his enemys?
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Because he'd go crazy and shoot everyone else around him.
Why am i asking stupid questions?
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Because I'm getting a stupid answer.
What would happen if Wario and Smithy decided to become school teachers?
"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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Two words: MENTALLY VIOLATED.
What does NYPD stand for?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"
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Norman Yam poops daily.
If Bowser ate a Mushroom and got large, could he still fit inside the Burger King drive-thru?
"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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No, but with his fiery breath, he could flame broil some burgers himself.
If Mario got sucked into a black hole, would Shigeru Miyamoto go in and rescue him?
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Yes.
Mario, Mario, He''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!
Edited by - Aarom11 on 8/3/2005 10:44:45 PM
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I'm gonna let Black Mage answer that one.
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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If Bowser died, who would be his replacement?
Well, this is where the signature goes...
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Eggman. ;P
qwerty?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"
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Only on the third Wednesday in January.
If Mario went to the fortune teller, what would his fortune be?
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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"Dreaming and doing go hand in hand."
What sounds more correct: "Crazierly", or "Crazilier"?
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Crazilier
So...Where does the muffin man live again? I forgot.
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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In the North Pole, right past Candyland. There's this muffin-shaped house down Penny Lane, you can't miss it.
Why are my directions terrible?
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Because they're not!
When will that book come in the mail???
“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!†–NE89
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It's busy lounging in the post office, it'll come soon.
Who said it was me?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Some dude that lives on his fat farm.
May Mario mug a muscular MagiKoopa?
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/4/2005 9:25:45 PM
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No, he won't win at wrestling with the "wizard".
What's so great about water?
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It's gooooooooooooooooooood...
Is there something in my shoe?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Yeah, your footie! *giggles like a little school girl*
Isn't Super Mario great?
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Heck yes he is! Gosh, what do you think?!
You gonna eat dat?!!!!
"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
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*glances at ice cream in her hand* Yes!
Kv snbf fk sd bfbj sdfbj fbf?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Kv snbf fk sd bfbj sdfbj fbf?!?!? NJK!!! Jl snhgj bghlk otr rghjk kv!.......ghf.
What if armadillos suddenly grew twenty seven feet tall?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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We would be their slaves so JUST PUT UP WITH IT! Sheesh, all complain' and askin' questions 'n' stuff...
Why am I in a bad mood?
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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
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Bad gas+monkey stuck in brain= Madness and anger!!
Can I be one of the eight robot masters?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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no because there would be nine.
why is mario so fat?
riiiigggghhhhtttt...
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Metabolic shifting, anyone? Actually, I came up with a good theory; while Mario was questing in his early days, he was able to eat little, and his metabolism went crazy. </not actual theory>
What function could pigs serve in Mario's homeland?
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To see where they are going.
What does w00t mean?
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
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It means happy.
What would Fluffernut do?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Answer your question.
Hello, who's calling?
You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
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I am! Gimme all your food!
I'm hungry. Can I have something to eat?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Only if someone answers this next question!:
If there was a buzzer in front of youm would you ring it?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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If I was on a game show, yes.
If I had ten-millon dollars for each Mario game I've got, how much money do I get?
"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
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More than ten million dollars.
What's NOT the definition of a wyvern?
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Not wyvern.
What's a piano doing in the middle of the street?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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Waiting for someone to play "Chopsticks" and rapidly be run down by angry motorists.
It's a silver, rod-like thing, with a black end. What is it?
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A baton for rich police officers.
Does Wart like fruit?
Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
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Let me ask him. Wart, do you like fruit? *chomp'd*
Why does school teach you stuff that you'll probably never use in real life?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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To torture you!
Satan Kitty says, "If nobody's looking, what reason do you have NOT to steal?" -Andy Milonakis
You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
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It's not right and the person you stole from will be sad.
Kih rr rildskfd d ejreifslmdk zld?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Sorry, I don't speak Martian.
Would sir like a waffer-theen mint?
Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
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Sir would! Sir wooooould! 8-D
Is Mr. Potter our new celebrity?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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Snape thinks so...
What is 2 divided by eleven-dy six?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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.01724137931
Why is that?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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because calulator's don't lie.
why do fools fall in love?
Hello is this Pizza Castle?~Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
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Only the wise actually step into love.
"Look pencil case?"
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"No pencil case, NO!"
Where is Eldorado?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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It's in the pineapple under the sea.
Does the hood got your back?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Umm... I guess so...
Why write "Cool Tapes" on the wall?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Why not?
Why not?
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Because obviously Homestar likes cool tapes, that's why...not.
Are the Cool Tapes cool with a bag of four grapes?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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No, but they're cool with a pair of yellow shades from the second pail of paint.
Where's the Cheat?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/16/2005 6:10:24 PM
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He fell in the death hole.
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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He gets Strong Mad to do it for him, but it often comes out badly.
Is Strong Sad doing Taibo funny?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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a: aye chihuahua!
q: "do coconuts migrate?"
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
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They would if they didn't grow in the tropics.
Have you ever been to Minnesota?
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a: ALF is cute & fuzzy.
q: have you ever been to the land of duh?
out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com
Edited by - justinyoshi on 8/17/2005 3:34:41 PM
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No I have not. I should go some time...you know....it miight be fun...
(Minnesota rules).
Hippos are to Oprah as crackers are to ______
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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Christmas!!!
Why does it end when the fat lady sings?
Strangers always have the best Candies!
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Cuz the fat lady sings "It's over!"
Lksfie itetoeair ejtal wiwai slf srwi slf?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
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Never, you water-drenched fiend!
Do geese see God?
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God's too high up for them, but they have a great view of Budha.
Why do all these kind of topics start out about Mario, and slowly drift away till we're talking about Minnesota and Christan geese?
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Because we're going slowly through a timewarp.
What does this van make you think of?
"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn
Edited by - Tingrio on 8/18/2005 5:37:58 PM
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ummm....uhhh...pass?
why did the chicken cross the road?
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
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To buy some KFC only to find out that he was gonna by the next meal.
Why do fire fighters wear red suspenders?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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Well, they wanted to have blue ones, but Mario accused them of plagiarism.
Why hasn't Bowser died of all the times he's been sent backflipping into a deadly pool of lava?
Edited by - Clark Beyer on 8/19/2005 4:44:02 PM
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Bowser likes flaming pools of lava, and as long as Mario thinks it's hurting him, then Bowser is happy.
Were you listening?
“A wagon full of pamcakes? In the Champeen ship?! I’d like to see ya try!†~ Homestar Runner
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Yes, of course I...no.
Why didn't anyone go to Princess Peach's funeral?
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Mario kept the Princess' death a secret.
If you farm fog in the night, what else are you likely to cultivate?
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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Batman movies. You just think of the most fantastic questions, don't you? Let's see if I can top it.
What can octopus outlets be used for besides the obvious?
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Probably a frisbee; most anything can be used as a frisbee.
Could a moose smoke a pipe while whistling?
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Only if he has two mouths.
Will moths fly south once the kiwi bird eats the moon covered in chocolate syrup?
Ummm…Signature…?
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Nope. They'll just eat the kiwi bird's flesh as a form of revenge.
Why haven't we started selling t-shirts that celebrate the day when giant flesh-eating rabid pandas take us over?
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Being taken over is stupid.
Did you see a room full of shiny weapons and 4 alien night-crawlers?
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"Do you know how many of your kind I've swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Edited by - GiftedGirl on 8/20/2005 4:41:13 PM
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a: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
q: why did the boring old wall randomly attack the coconut? O.o...
out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com
Edited by - justinyoshi on 8/20/2005 8:28:40 PM
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Trust me, the coconut had it coming.
What if Nintendo stopped making video games and started selling home exercise equipment?
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Donkey Kong wouldn't be the only one on a high-potassium diet.
When will mario come to his senses and stop throwing a new party every year?
Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
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As soon as he resigns from that fraternity...
What is the length of line segment AC if B is in between A and C and AB equals 6 and BC is one less than twice as long as AB?
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17.
If Billy has 15 apples, what's the chance that a killer bee will be inside one of them?
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1 out of 15.
La?
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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Lo!
How about a round o' root beers for everyone?
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Ick, no! I can't stand root beer.
How 'bout Dr. Pepper instead?
Go Moon!
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I like water. Blech! Soft Drinks! I'm a health nut.
Do pigs fly?
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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That depends...
Does Ruben Studdard own a plane?
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I don't know who that is.
Where did my cookies go???
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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In Bob Barker's pantry.
If Bowser was Rosemary Clooney, what would happen?
"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn
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umm... He'd be Rosemary Clooney!
What's the point of homework?
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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Nothing, teachers just want to put more stress on us so they have less to teach us in class.
Holy #$%@#! What did you eat?!!!
"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
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...well...I ate a couple of gummy bears and a banana...why?? *runs away feeling rather sad*
Are you leaving like Sunday morning, or Monday morning?
Ummm…Signature…?
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I'm leaving Friday.
Why do I like poking the doughboy so freakin much?
"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy
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Because of his little giggle...it's like a drug, man...beware the dougboy's giggle!
Isn't it absolutely hilarious that Marsha Brady was the first person to ever poke the doughboy in the stomach???
Ummm…Signature…?
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uhhh... no.
What is that thing I feel in the box?
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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A tarancula.
Cheer up Mr. Cricket, you have no central nervous system so it won't hurt when I yank of your legs! Isn't that great?
Ummm…Signature…?
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"No-- I don't have a clue how anybody can yank of somebody's legs. Surely you don't mean off? Right?"
Which is better: orthographic or oblique?
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I think orthographic provides more information. Though, as such, it's more time consuming to make...
But I don't like oblique. It just looks... off.
Can we include isometric?
Go Moon!
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Flibertigibet.
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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dkhjhs ssihh dojdsj sapis.
What is Sundays yesterdays tomowrows yesterday?
Nintendo rules.
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Saturday to do list: Work some apostrophes and spelling into works.
LCC stands for what, again?
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Louie call Carl.
what does GAP stand for, anyways?
Ummm…Signature…?
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It's stands for GAP And Proud.
Have you ever had a dream where your brother died?
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I have, yes. But he was a fish at the time, and was buried in an ice-cream box.
I've also had a dream where my brother was dancing with ghosts.
Seriously, what's up with dreams?
Go Moon!
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They're just nature's way of saying: "Holy crap, you have a WEIRD mind!!!"
Do you want to be an American Idiot?
Ummm…Signature…?
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Heck yeah!
Do you like Twix?
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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Oh definitely! It's one of my top favorite cereals. And I even give it to rabbits too! (take that, selfish fat kids!) Speaking of that GAP joke, I remember something funny like that I read in Dilbert where Dilbert asked his boss, "Would you like to join the TTC Club?" and when he asked what that stood for he said "The TTC Club". Heh heh!
In SMB2, how do the Shy Guys hurt you if they don't have any hands or weapons and wear masks over their faces?
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
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Because they have lightning fast reflexes and sharp fangs so they can lift their masks, bite you, and put it back on before you even have time to notice.
What's the difference between up and down?
You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
EDIT!! I put my stupid password betewwn the U & P in up!
Edited by - Bird Person on 8/26/2005 8:53:07 PM
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We like to believe that up is more towards the sky, while down in directing more towards the center of the Earth. Are we right? You be the judge of that.
Who is Bowser's dance teacher?
It is better to be sworn to an honest fool than to a lying scholar. ~ Eragon from the book Eldest by Christopher Paolini.
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Homestar Runner! Errrrr.....Sue Simpson from down the lane.
Are you independent about the soy products you choose?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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yes.
if mario's cousin stanley stopped using bug spray, how many muffins would a hamster dance on?
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The hampsters would dance on 20 of those pastries.
Why is Dumb Donald so dumb?
"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn
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"Iba don'tba knowba? Askba Mushba Mouthba!"
Why is King K. Rool a rip-off on Bowser?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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because they both have the letter O in their names.
if you were a soda pop, what flavor would you be?
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Arsenic.
Do mushrooms feel pain?
Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
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Only if Mario uses them for the wrong reason. Let's not go there.
Okay......who cut the cheese?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Only when you bite 'em...
What did that watermelon do to you?
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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Nothing. It's a watermelon.
What is dumber than a watermelon?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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A piece of ham, of course!
Eh? Somebody stinks! Who is it?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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You just said it: Somebody.
Who is this Somebody?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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I'd raise one of my hands, but I'm using both of them to type right now.
I've always been wondering why on Earth some people, like myself, use phrases such as "why on Earth" as if they really have a lot of meaning or something when the whole time toilet water north of the equator spirals in one direction as it drains while its southern counterpart spins in the other direction, and this fact of life that actually seems to have something to do with the earth is understood apparently as little as the situations in which the word "Earth" should receive a capital or lowercase "E," which is a concept that doesn't even exist in many of the planet's languages?
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
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We speaking English, you comprehend? That reasons use for Capitals add Proper Nouns!!
<not_stupid_question> Overall, how was Japan, Watoad? </not_stupid_question>
I'm thinking of a number between G and &... Just kidding. How many people know what a torus is?
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Well, take the population of Earth and subtract it by at least one...
Why isn't the doughboy's belly punctured by now?
You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
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Giggles make up his life-support system.
Why isn't it possible to win a staring contest against a photograph?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Because it has practiced over three hours a day, just to beat it's counter-part.
Why does Wario smell so bad?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Because he likes it.
Why is Yoshi a dinosaur?
Signature.......
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 8/31/2005 6:03:20 PM
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Well, when a daddy dino and a mommy dino love each other very much, they do into their room and.......have a cup of tea.
How much body fat does Wario have on his arm alone?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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1,000,000, .......
To be continued.
Why does Bowser have a shell?
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
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Because all koopas do.
Why is the world flat?
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Because some peoples minds dont form right.
Why is light bright?
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
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Light is bright because the Earth turns, which is turning because of light power.
Do you have a secret place you like to go?
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a: professional idiot land...lol j/k!
q: wonka wonka wonka?
out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com
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"DaAaAaAaAa... A jink! Ah'm not surprised to find that ah don't know what that iiiiiihs..."
Is there any abbreviation that can sound... Good? Or intelligent? (besides e.g., i.e., and etc.)
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Ummm...You know...no, there isn't.
Does Uncle Sam want YOU?
It is better to be sworn to an honest fool than to a lying scholar. ~ Eragon from the book Eldest by Christopher Paolini.
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It depends.
Are you sure Uncle Sam doesen't want our money?
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Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/2/2005 7:04:37 PM
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Well, I think Sam just wants us to join the army to eat sandwiches and pick our noses all day.
Why didn't Donkey Kong just run down and attack Mario, given the fact he was invincible to all of Mario's attacks in the D.K Arcade game?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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His name is "Donkey Kong" please quote "Donkey" as in dumb.
Why do months loop after December?
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Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
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Just like lazy programmers, lazy important people decided not to give names to months for each year.
In which book [series] do they name seasons after items, events, or people? (Chupperson, mouth closed)
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a: when alf gets mixed up with cookie monster.
q: what does f.a.r.t. stand for?
out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com
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Freaks and rats together.
What doest SP in GameBoy Advance SP stand for?
You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
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Stupid Pee-pee! Everyone knows that!
What is the square root of 4376.928462810?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/3/2005 9:01:29 PM
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Elevendy six?
What are elevinsies?
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a: stupid answer...lol.
q: stupid question?
out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com
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Yes.
Why doesn't Peach shave all of her hair off?
I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
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Because her crown isn't soft.
Why does Mario have so many jobs?
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Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
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Because, if you notice, he isn't very good at being a plumber........
Did Mario ever find "The Lost Levels?"
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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a: dang, i gotza go dumb & dumber.
q: where's the dukar?
out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com
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Where your answer becomes reasonable.
What is dukar?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Correct. $2000 to you.
What would you call the smallest particle ever discovered?
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A piece of cheese.
What would you call the largest particle ever discovered?
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/5/2005 2:17:38 PM
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I'd call it... SHABUGI!!!!!
Do you like... SPAM?!
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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... NO!
What ever happened to the Snapple Lady???
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She snappled in two.
Can you do the Mario?
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Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
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All you have to do is, "Swing your arms, from side to side!" So...yes!
Can you do the Luigi?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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"Take one step, from side to side."
"Swing your arms, and then again."
Can you do the Waluigi?
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Uhhh... no, not really, no.
Cookies?
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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
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Maybe.
If?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Sausages.
Is this a dagger I see before me?
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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Hark! It IS a dagger you see-eth befort thou!
...Befort thou??
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Yes. Stop it.
It?
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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A CLOWN!
Who, me?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Huh?
Who?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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a: (orange...nothing)...nothing doesn't rhyme with orange.
q: why aren't oranges blue?
out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com
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Well, then they'd be called blues.
How many clues does Blue REALLY have?
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We know Steve has 0 clues, since he's always clueless. ***RIMSHOT***
Where is the nearest phone booth?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Under your nose, while it's sticking in the forums.
Why is Coke better than Pepsi?
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A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.
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It's not, they're the same thing! ***RIM-SHOT***
Are they the same thing?
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Some would like to think so...others would not...
What ever happened to that one guy Hitler?
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He's still alive, and living peacefully in the country of Brazil.
Why didn't George Washington use a motor boat to cross the Delaware?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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He was afraid his wig would fall off. (Please do not take it personally!)
Why was 6 afaid of 7?
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A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/10/2005 2:30:58 PM
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7 is the greatest warrior if ever there was one!
What's in Dr. J's Cure All?
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Dr. J.
Why did I cross the road?
I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
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The same reason everyone else does.
What is the funniest joke in the world?
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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My sig.
Look in the sky it's a ..... What is it?
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A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.
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It's a hawk eating a mourning dove(I saw that yesterday).
When did your elbows go to the cloud?
“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.â€
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On February 31st at 27:00 military time.
What do they serve you if you order chocolate milk with no chocolate and no milk?
You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
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Wait a second, I'll answer that. Ovaltine.
Why are the ovaltine commercials so cheesy?
You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
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Cheese and chocolate milk are both dairy products, so they're basically the same.
Why don't they call it Roundtine?
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The same reason they don't call it "Ellispetine"
Why does it seem that these children are getting smaller?!
You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
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You haven't taken your pills for quite some time.
Why haven't you?
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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It was the weekend, my mom & dad don't give me my pills then. XD
What is the meaning of life?
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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42
Will you still need me and will you still feed me when I'm 64
"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn
Edited by - Tingrio on 9/14/2005 2:27:33 PM
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Nope. All I need is Mario. And I don't feed you.
Why is the Poke Ball the most used item in SSBM?
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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I don't know why other people use it, but I use it to see all the Pokemon.
Is there a doody in your shoe?
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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a: ducky go down de hole.
q: the?
ducky go down de hole!
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What the? O_O
If Mario can play Baseball and Soccer, can he play Cricket?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/16/2005 9:30:56 PM
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No one can play a cricket, it's not an instrument. XD
Why is "meega nala kwishta" offensive?
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Because it means your a "nasty fart bag".
Does Mario like Peach?
(I didn't say "peaches" I said "Peach" As in "Prinncess Peach Toadstool".)
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/20/2005 9:13:47 PM
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Studies show he's allergic to them.
Does Mario like Princess Peach?
"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Only if she gives him her panties every Wednesday.
How come in Mario Baseball, your outfielders are never in the correct place?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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I have no clue, I haven't played it.
Shouldn't they have named Hurricane Katrina "Stitch" instead? (they're both very destrucive)
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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You know what they're like.
Are blue Thwomps depressed?
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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No, they're frustrated.
What does the Swiss Army look like?
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Like Swiss, or Swiss Cheese.
Where is my cat?
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Game Boy Micro is for little kids, because they have little pockets.
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In your hat.
What's that in your pocket that is shiny?
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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Why, it's a stone with an incomprehensible symbol on top, that I found in a Place. Oh no, a monster with lots of limbs in the wrong places wants it!
Why am I such an Infocom nerd?
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Because an Infocom monster has been glued to yer head.
How come Wario's arms are so huge, but his legs are smaller then the palm of my hand?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Wario works out, but his legs dissapeared on his last 10 hour work out, and he really stuffs 5 pillows in his sleeves.
Did you clip your toe nails?
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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NO!
Why red slime?
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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
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There is no green slime in stock at the moment.
Who bought all the green slime?
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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Luigi.
Where's the bathroom in Princess Peach's Castle?
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/22/2005 12:33:43 PM
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What castle? Peach lives in a Porta Potty!
How long would it take for Wario to consume five pieces of chicken, plus 10 beef patties, 4 large french fries, 15 fruit salads and a diet soda?
I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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15 seconds.
I ran. I got the ball. I brought it back. Now what?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Roll over.
Where's the bacon?
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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The machine broke. What's the warranty on that signature? I want a refund.
[I.J.]What could cut french toast better than a Russian assault rifle?
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A French Toast cutter. XD
What's that tall thing behind you?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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A giant angry -- wait, no -- aaaaaarrrggghhah!! Ah! Ah! Noooo!
Whew. What was that?!
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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a: a giant, cute & fuzzy, baby ALF that just sneezed.
q: if a coconut is jumping on the ceiling, does it go up & down, or down & up?
ducky go down de hole!
Edited by - justinyoshi on 9/23/2005 1:10:34 PM
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It doesn't go up at all. It goes down... way, WAY down...
Why do you guys think Mom's so happy all of a sudden?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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She won the lotto!
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
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I don't know.
How come I don't know?
Nintendo,Mario,and Bomberman pwns. Sony,Microsoft,and Halo are n00bs.
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Because your not smrt. (Smart)
Is your pillow lumpy?
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Ye-he-heeees. <:-(
<1:-) Does that look like a wizard dude to you? Or at least some guy with a pointy hat?
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 9/24/2005 8:16:25 PM
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Pointy hat guy!
Iwhfkaewaiwtpgfveikht?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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No it's ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Are you dead? (Sorry about that I didn't see the other one.)
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/26/2005 4:12:00 PM
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See my previous response.
Is a cold lake cold?
Mario pwns!
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Not unless it's... cold.
Why is it called Halo?
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Because the Devil hates it.
What color are your blankets?
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Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Bluuuuuuuuuuueee!!!
Why do people drink beer when they know it's bad for them?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Because it makes them feel better about themselves.
Why should I not stop smoking?
But burning in my heart, the memory smoulders on, of the gunner''s dying words on the intercom...~ Roger
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There is no reason to not stop smoking.
Why does Waldo hide so much, anyway?
My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Because it's jthust a pith between your teef and gum.
What would happen if God decided that people would be funnier if they had more arms?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/27/2005 4:16:57 PM
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We'd have more arms.
What's that in your drink?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Contrary to popular belief, it is indeed a SPOON.
You come to a vast dining hall. Obvious exits are MOUSE, PODIUM, and MICHAEL. What will you do?
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Order a hamburger.
Am I the only one on the board who stays up until 12?
Edited by - Bird Person on 9/28/2005 12:00:48 AM
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I dunno. I certainly don't stay up that late.
Shabugi?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Of course.
Why no HOW does GiftedGirl wake up at 4 am?
I can talk English more better than you.
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I didn't. The FF's time is set to the Pacific time zone.
Why do blondes seem to have more fun?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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They are just so stupid that they think they are, but they are really not, which is like society today in reality.
Am I concidered a stalker?
DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....
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By the guy who drives the ice cream truck (and the cat lady from across the street) yes.
What does inatimate rhyme with?
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GAsp! I never double post....until now...NO!
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 9/28/2005 5:04:38 PM
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Aha
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...No...
Infinte? sort of...
Has anyone here heard of "the 5 seconds long song?"
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See my previous previous response.
Was that a good stupid answer?
Mario pwns!
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Not really.
Where's my other shoe?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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On your other foot.
If you toast evil bread in a bending position, what happens?
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It will spring back into your eye.
Why can I post during school?
DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....
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...Because you're luckier than me...
If GameCube discs were made of rubber, could we throw them like frisbees?
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Nope, we would use them to get tight lids off of pickle jars.
What is absolutism, could I be one?
DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....
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I have no clue.
What's the matter?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Nothing.
What's the square root of 2-495757438713674573187534435784..324545434.44245-24353.4523.4.532.4.43.4.5.4.4..45.43.43.454.54.54.54255656-7554=6-44-4=65-6----775254 ++++++4857920594857489353220284949?
Mario pwns!
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Complicated.
What is the name of the law?
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Mitchell
What does balsa wood taste like?
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Like a little bit of balsa with a little bit of wood.
Why does John Handcock like to sign things real big?
I''m against double posting.
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`CUZ!
How many miles are in a gallon?
Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Edited by - Koopaslaya on 9/29/2005 7:11:24 PM
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Depends how heavy.
Why are burgers from Mexican restaurants so good?
I can talk English more better than you.
Edited by - Bird person on 9/29/2005 10:14:42 PM
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They're not.
A big ant and a little ant are sitting on a bench. The little ant pokes the big ant repeatedly. The big ant says 3 words and the little ant starts crying. What were those 3 words?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Mexican burgers: YUM!
Who wears long longjohns?
I can talk English more better than you.
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A: Mr. Silver.
Q: Why did Nintendo Power change to a "new look"?
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a: nothing rhymes with orange.
q: is bored made out of woooooould?
ducky go down de hole!
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No, it's made of woooooorms.
What is the square root of the alphanumeric value of the third favorite color of Mario's second cousin once removed through marriage devided by the first three multiples of the average number of coins in sub-level K=8# pH of the Minus World in Super Mario Bros.?
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Poop.
Why is my answer to Glorb's question illogical?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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A: Poop
Q: Is scab salad really good for you? I mean, really?
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Who needs dried cranberries, I say? No, it's practically worthless in the face of spinach, pancake batter, and turtle mustard.
What did YOU think when you read "scab salad?"
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I thought Salad Fingers got a scab.
What?
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It's 'pardon', not what.
Who wears short shorts?
I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 10/1/2005 1:27:04 AM
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A: He does.
Q: Can optical mice cause cancer?
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Yes, and leprosy. I learned that the hard way.
Dein glurpend, uberfeinspoin von achtung schutzstaffel don nein, sovastung dorg leiben gutenhimmelschweinuber groppenheimer?
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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Sorry, I don't speak German.
If Tidbit's outside his doghouse then what's that thing inside it?
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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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FINE, you can stop hinting. I'll get out.
Why do I have to get out? I was paying rent!
If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''ve blow''d up by now.
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The place needs to be fumigated for goombas.
Why is chess made out of corndogs?
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Because it's not made out of hot dogs.
If the X-Nauts decided to just use all their fancy equipment to take over the world instead of trying to contact an evil spirit, would they have been more successful?
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Because that dog can hunt.
Why do dolphines have a space stations?
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Blue Toad's question: No
Luigison's question: Because they are tired of living on earth.
What would happen if Tangata blew up Isle Delphino?
Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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The police would say "Oh crap, the island's in trouble again" and blame Mario for it, like always.
What's the point of the left shoe?!
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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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It's for starting off on the wrong foot.
Why are they called Rub Rabbits?
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Cause you rub them.
Want to play Mario Glolf?
Naruto Uzumaki. The Next Hokage. A Ninja Legend!
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No thanks, I have pneumonia.
What is the most amusing disease?
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enlarged humerus
Or would that be considered a condition?
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Both.
Do you like Mario?
Mario, Mario, He''s our Man, If he can''t tripple-jump and ground-pound no one can!!
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Yes.
Will I answer my own question?
Mario, Mario, He''s our Man, If he can''t tripple-jump and ground-pound no one can!!
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No, you double poster, you.
All in favor?
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Say I? Do I have to?
If your not bad to the bone, that what bad are you?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Good.
Will you answer Aarom's question?
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That depends...
Is Aarom planning to take over the world and destroy anyone who did not answer his question?
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No, he don't seem like that type of person.
Okay, who took my PopTarts?!
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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Probably the same guy who's going to destroy us for avoiding his question.
Who gets the final say?
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A person!
What's the secret ingrediant?
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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
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Your pop-tarts. I need it to deactivate my take over the world machine because I was possessed by an evil force who asked me a question which is if you want to destroy Mario... I said no. I was possessed and then broke free.
Did you get all that?
Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
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A bucket of ham, three spoons of raw hamburger meat, a side of Grandma's cookies and 15 helpings of Road kill. Gotcha!
Why did Donkey Kong climb three stories to toss barrels at Mario?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Because it was his third birthday!
Where's Yoshi?
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Guy: He''''s moving to Kansas!
Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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On the place with an O ans an A.
Where is the place with an O and an A? (Sorry, didn't see that.)
Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Edited by - Aarom11 on 10/7/2005 12:38:23 PM
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Oh you decided to go on without me, that's fine with me.
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/8/2005 10:21:09 PM
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Look at my last post. Editing doesen't make the topic a green mushroom.
Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
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a: bowling balls.
q: did hole go down the duh?
ducky go down de hole!
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Sorry, Duff Beer went up the whole.
Why aren't you in love with an Oscar Meyer weiner?
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I am an Oscar Mayer Weiner Hot Dogs, Hot Dogs.
Doo u liek hawt dawgs?
Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
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No I have never licked one before
Does Mario sleep in his tanooki suit?
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
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I don't know.
Do you know?
Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
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Yes.
How you do get wrinkles out of your birthday suit?
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Use Lizard Dudes time machine.
Why does Bob not exist?
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He did... at one point. What? Why are you staring at me?
What's the worst room in Luigi's Mansion?
You''re all my FFFFs . My Freakin'' Fungi Forum Friends!
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The out house Toad was in.
Why didn't Mario use an atomic flesh obliterator instead of a water pack in SMS?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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It would be to easy.
Huh?
Mario and Luigi They''re our men, If they can''t triple-jump and ground pound no one can!
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Yeah, I know.
What was the best room in Luigi's Mansion?
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The Conservatory! By far, the best.
For whom does the bell tolls? (besides those pigs)
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Doopliss. In PM:TTYD I tried putting his name but no P so it's Dooliss.
Does dooliss sound funny?
Mario and Luigi They''re our men, If they can''t triple-jump and ground pound no one can!
Edited by - Aarom11 on 10/12/2005 3:08:53 PM
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Kinda. Dooliss...hm. It makes me chuckle.
(answer to suffix: Probably Robert Jordan, but who knows, Hemingway's a drunk).
Why couldn't I resist answering the question that someone else had answered before me? Why!?
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Because I forgot to put a question on my post so I edited it but you knew so you ansered Suffix's.
Chow?
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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I chow back.
Is Wario in Super Mario Sunshine?
I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
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No, the private plane he was in got too heavy and crashed.
Where oh where?
Why do they give electric toothbrushes names like there are different models? They''re not cars!
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There oh there.
If Mario weighed 700 pounds, who would be the prime minister of Canada?
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The guy from South Park.
Are you tired?
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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I did wake up pretty early today, but no.
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
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Yawn...
Candy?
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Yep, it's dandy.
Have Mario and Kirby met?
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
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In SSBM.
What's 2+2?
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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That depends...
Does "+" refer to arithmetic addition, or some other law of composition on an abelian group?
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Neither. Seriously. It's part of a fragmented equasion concerning anodes and some other stuff that's kind of scary.
CRTs: Unappreciated?
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No.
Want to get high? (I do not do drugs in real life.)
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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why does bowser change hight and size from game to game
Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
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You need to answer he question first then post your question.
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Okay, I'll answer your question Aarom.
Yes, in a jet plane.
How come Waluigi is so skinny but he never gets blown away by the wind?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Dud Bomb: Because no one cares.
PaperLuigi: His evil is his weight.
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Uhhhh...UUHHHHh....*panicks at lack of question*....
er...ANSWER!
Okay...wow...did I lose my cool back there?
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No, you did a good job.
How much longer... Gotta go... Oh no?
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Yes.
I wanted no one to answer my last question. It thata good idea?
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Maybe not. Is Wario friends with Mario?
I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
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You might as well ask "Does Mario like Bowser?"
Ummmm ...... What I just asked above.
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/17/2005 5:35:25 PM
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a: message bored.
q: ghoulie-ghoulie?
ducky go down de hole!
Edited by - justinyoshi on 10/17/2005 5:59:16 PM
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No.
Do you like this picture?
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Yes.
(Whispers so Aarom11 can't hear) What was that a picture of?
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
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A radioactive bipolar Utonium atom.
Why is Peach such a bimbo?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Cause' she's stupid.
What did BMF1.0 say in his last post?
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Nothing of consequence.
*researches past posts in hope of inspiration*
When which way whent whalloping wharnals?
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What? Wi wdon't wknow wwhat wyou're wtalking wabout.
Get the message?
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No, not really.
Where my hat is at?
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On your head.
What color is The Blue Toad's hat?
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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.
Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
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Not blue.
How do you type with boxing gloves on?
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
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Poorly.
What's wrong with my computer?
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Computers are perfect machines. It is only the people who program them who make mistakes. (It is annoying when people say that.)
Would you rather be blind but also be able to turn invisible, or be forced to eat sloppy joe's for every lunch for the rest of your life while living in Alaska?
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Blind! Blind! (I dislike sloppy joes intensely, too... "sloppy")
Why to teachers use "Wrap Ums" so insistently? (primarily, math teachers)
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To annoy you.
Do you like homework?
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I hate homework with a passion.
Was Suffix talking about these things?
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No, he was typing about them.
What is the answer to this question?
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Magic 8-ball says: Yes, definitely.
Who on this board is from Utah?
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You are!!
What is princess-what's-her-name's real name?
Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
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Princess what's her age.
How many Yoshis are on Yoshi's Island?
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Eleventy-six.
Is that the stupidest thing you've ever heard?
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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Not quite.
Is it true that two who do view two too few view you who view too few too?
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I'll answer when you get cured.
Doctor, how long should it take?
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About 4 seconds. BAM! I am good.
Are Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson both innocent?
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Seven and noun.
What are these whiteish crystals that are stuck in this milkshake?
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Ice made from the milkshake.
Do you like milkshakes?
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Milkstirred, not milkshaken.
If you were sentenced to get a new tattoo every year for the rest of your life, what would your first one be? It has to be at least the size of a quarter, visible to the naked eye, and permanent.
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A Quarter.
How big is a penny?
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About the size of Abe Lincoln's head.
Why does that squirrel keep following me?
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You might be "nuts".
Does Wario have a six pack or a keg?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Yes, a six pack of 100 pounds.
Does Mario use a Game Shark?
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Heck no. He might use a Game Dolphin, though.
If you could change the name of these forums for a week, what would you change it to?
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Easy, I'd proclaim it the "New Temperence Society!"
How many people wouldn't dislike such a title?
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I wouldn't dislike such a title!
Is there REALLY that much of a difference between "The" and "Th3"?
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ñ0
What have I done??!?
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You've ruined the punchline!!
A chair, a cantelope, and a robot walk into a fancy restaurant. What did the waiter say?
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Awww...I wish you guys were a nun a priest and a raibi...
How many Boos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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None. They're scared of light!
Why are boos scared of light?
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Because it makes them naked.
Have you ever really, really--really, really--ever loved a woman?
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^^^
Thats not really a "Stupid Question"
Why does Mario like so much?
Edited by - khold on 10/23/2005 8:30:15 AM
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Cause he likes s.
Can you ask a stupid question?
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Why does Mario like "m u s hr o o m s" so much?
(read between the spaces cause it blocks out the word if I do it whole)
Edited by - khold on 10/23/2005 8:42:11 AM
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'Cuz they're good.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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Obviously because a spearow is like a table cloth.
What will YOU give the trick-or-treaters this year? A trick, or a treat?
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Bullets.
Who is I am who am?
Hurry Up The Cakes!
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I am.
Am I who am I am?
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SYNTAX ERROR
"Tippecanoe, and _______, too!"
Would you be so kind as to fill in the blank?
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No, I don't think so.
Who ate the last french fry??
Edited by - The Blue Toad on 10/24/2005 4:07:50 PM
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Urrppp...sorry.
Like, dude do you know where I can get some chips and salsa in this dump?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Edited by - PaperLuigi on 10/25/2005 6:56:33 PM
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In the chips and salsa resturant.
How much money is a life?
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2.54
What are all the Luigis on?
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On each other.
Why can't Peach learn Kung-Fu to kick Bowsers butt?
I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
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She's an attension hog and Bowser gives her money to be kidnapped.
Is Sonic still Mario's rival?
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No, Mario hasn't seen Sonic since the fourth grade.
If all of the Luigi's are on each other, then what are the Mario's on?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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They're all minis in SM128.
Are you excited for SMS?
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Oh man, I can't WAIT for Super Mario Sunshine!
When is that coming out, again?
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It's coming out 3 years to now.
Who is the old woman up in the window?
Hurry Up The Cakes!
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My Granny.
Did the monkey take my money?
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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Yes, but that's a tax collector.
In that cage, is that a skinny tiger, or a fat cat?
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Both.
Are you excited for SMS? (Super Mario Strikers. Sorry for the mistake.)
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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No, I don't like soccer.
Why won't those puppies quit following me home?
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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Because of that sirloin steak you keep in your back pocket.
When will waluigi feature in a game of his own.
Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
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When pigs fly.
Where's my hat?
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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On the pig that just flew away.
Does that mean Waluigi will get his own game?
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Yes.
What do you think is a good title for Waluigi's new game?
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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"The Game That Never Was, starring Waluigi"
Why aren't you trick-or-treating right now?
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Because these kids flood over to our house first.
What's Halloween?
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Retard: "I saw a sign that said train crossing and, you know what happened?"
Me:"What?"
Retard:
"A train crossed!"
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A day with Hallow weens
What's a ween?
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A band.
How many boxed NES games do you own, and has your mom ever played Tetris?
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Zero. Yes.
Why did Toad cross the road?
When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
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To get to the house across the street and egg it!
What if your house was getting egged by a toad?
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
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I would send him back to the pond.
Where is the nearest pond?
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Posted - 32 October 3005 13:61 PST
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two steps away!
why do people hate green day?
scroll:mario and green day rocks
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Because it's sacrelgious not to call it St. Patrick's Day.
What is your favorite bird with wings?
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The Bird of Prey! That make has pretty neat wings.
Besides Chupperson, who recognizes that name?
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Uhhhh... Bird Person?
Do you like to type?
Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
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Only when typing likes me.
When was the last time you had your monkey checked for lung cancer?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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The last time I took it to the doctor to have it checked for lung cancer.
Where do you take a sick monkey, anyway?
When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
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To the sick monkey place!
So, where is the sick monkey place?
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Posted - 32 October 3005 13:61 PST
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Up your butt and around the corner.
CAN YOU DO THE DADDY DANCE?!
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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Go to Newgrounds, Mario can!
Are Waddle Dee, and Waluigi friends?
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Maybe, maybe not.
Is there a glue-stick on my toe?
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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Only if a toe is on your glue-stick.
Why does Wario look so crazy in Mario Strikers?
I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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He hasn't had his grapefruit juice yet.
Why does luigi jump funny in SMB2?
Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
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When the Mario Bros. first started out on thir adventures, Luigi wasn't able to jump very high. He was always nervous about falling into pits, and was worried that he wouldn't be able to jump high enough to be of any use. And so he turned to his brother, Mario, who never seemed to have any trouble with the matter.
"Just imagine," came Mario's advice, "that you're climbing a ladder into the sky. Then it won't be so hard."
Luigi took Mario's advice to heart, even going through the motions of climbing a ladder in the air! It looked a little silly, but he was able to jump higher than ever before. And he still jumps like that to this day.
...My brother told me that story years ago when we were little kids. Did it make any sense?
Go Moon!
Edited by - Fifth on 11/7/2005 11:08:29 AM
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No. Luigi jumps like Mario now in the recent games.
How many Es are there in WHEEEEEEEEEEEE?
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This many : EEEEEEEEEEEE
Can someone give me the number for that?
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Sure! It's twenty-leventh.
Down with similarity! Up with what?
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Up with...can I tell you next saturday?
How is Mario and Papa Smurf alike?
Orginized is my middle name.
Poorly is my first.
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Differances.
Why did Muddy eat the Blue PokeBlock when I specifically told him not to?!
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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
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Who can't resist mud?
Is this a question?
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This is an answer.
What don't I have behind my back?
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Your back.
Is this a smiley I see? :o
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Nope. It's Mr.Melee.
Why do I like turtles?
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Because you don't like frogs.
Why am I so cool?
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Because you're awsome!
Why is this "bold" text?
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Because it bravely jumped in the middle ofthe rest of your text.
What's a robut?
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A robot and a butt mixed together.
Where's my mom?
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Yo mama's so fat she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water!
Who's your daddy?
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Bob.
I am considered a different person now because I don't have "The" in front of my name?
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I can't answer your question as it isn't a question, so, I will not answer your question that isn't a question, although you think it's a question even though it isn't but it is, but is what I think different from what you think you though that you thinked?
Did you understand what I said?
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Who didn't?
Why are there Donkey Kong Banana-Chicken things?
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Because DK can't tell them apart
Whats Mario's reward for saving Peach behind the scenes?
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A fresh baked candied mushroom muffin. Those things are seriously good.
I can think of a few muffins that would make fitting punishments; what would be some possible ingredients for such things?
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Laxatives, prunes, and fiber.
What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?
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They are spelled differently.
What isn't a stupid question?
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Is there life after death?
(question and answer)
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Depends on your religion, but we all agree that there is death after life.
Are you asking for a CHALLEEEEENGE?!
-
Opps didn't mean to post here.
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No.
What's your guess?
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I guess not.
Whatever happened to rechargeable batteries?
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In a bizarre twist of fate, Chuck McGrueder sued the Rechargable Batteries family for trespassing and defacing his property, during which, Lampshade escaped the border with his birth certificate.
Details at 11.
Isn't alliteration awesome?
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Nuh uh! Similes are the best!
What is Yoshi's I.Q?
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Fairly high.
What is Eggman's I.Q.?
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0.75
How many more mario party games will nintendo release?
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They'll release new ones 'till the cows come home!!
If my right hand is up, and my left is down, where is my legs pointing to?
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Around and around
If you were Link, what would you choose? Door #1 or door #2?
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Door #2.
Why do people think DiC's cartoons are awesome when they really aren't?
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DiC cartoons are the glue that binds the pages of our generation.
In 10 words or less, what was the last dream you had?
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I didn't have a dream, I couldn't sleep good.
I like to move it, move it! You like to--?
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dance like a Lemur
When is the apocalis
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Once Zorak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast says so.
Why is my name Mr.Melee?
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Because you are a fan of Super Smash Brothers Melee, I am guessing.
What is the name of Elaine's boss in the show, Seinfeld, again? (It's bugging me that I can't remember...)
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I forgot, and we have a winner on my name (its also cause I'm really good:))
What's a stupid question?
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There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people (used to be someone's sig.)
Duh?
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Buh. Fuh.
Is the spikey red thing wrapped around Lord Crump's head his beard or part of his scarf thingy?
-
I'm saying it's a scarf to be safe.
What's that thing on your nose?
-
Skin.
Why do Sony and Microsoft only make violent video games?
-
Cause 11-14 year olds love to buy them.
What does the SSJ in my username stand for?
-
Sean Says Jump.
Where do you get what the sign says that the dog stands up?
-
I don't know.
How long ago was this topic posted up?
-
There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people (used to be someone's sig.)
Duh?
Well that sig was stolen out of a quote in South Park.
Anyway, here's my question: Why is Wario so fat?
-
You have to answer the previous question before posting your own. Like this:
February 20, 2004, 02:27:07 PM
Why is Wario so fat?
P.S., it stands for Super Saiya-Jin, which is the actual way of spelling Super Saiyan.
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He thought it would be a good idea to make an 80.000 calorie sandwich to end world hunger. When nobody bought it, he had to get rid of it somehow.
Why is Waluigi so skinny?
-
because Waluigi donated those calories to the sandwhich.
Why does Mario have a mustach? mousetach, How ever you say it...
-
Cause he doesn't have a beard.
Is it better to have Mr. and no space or Mr. then space, then words?
-
I don't know, no space.
Why is Peach so ditzy in SMS?
-
Because she ate a poison mushroom. (I don't know.)
How can boos touch you when they're ghosts?
-
Because they are armed with Game Sharks.
Do you cheat?
-
Yes. *sniffs...I'm a bad gamer!* Not anymore though.
Does anyone, ne1, know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?
-
Off the top of my head, turtles have flat feet and tortoises have flipper feet. Or maybe it's the other way around. There are some other differences, too.
Wait! These people know. (http://www.tortoise.org/general/wildfaqs.html#difference)
Q: If turkeys became extinct, what would we do for Thanksgiving?
-
Eat duck.
Who ya gonna call?
-
Not the Ghostbusters. They've been out of business for years.
Why did the gigantic, spiky shelled Koopa cross the road?
-
He was after the guy in first place...
Why do people wonder why I sit at Mcdonalds for 3 hours at a time?
-
Because you're weird.
Thanks for the info, DeadAwake! I thought I knew all about them.
Why do seagulls fly around places like McDonalds that aren't near the sea?
-
Becuse they are cokegulls.
What's Mario's favorite drink?
-
Mushroom 8 Super Mushroom Juice.
Has anyone heard of George Thorogood?
-
No, but I've heard of George Weasley.
What do penguins do when you're not looking?
-
Point at you and laugh. :P
If you smash your head repeatedly against a brick wall, what'll happen?
-
You will be visiting by Whackas who will then appoint you to their little "special" club.
What do they do in their little "special" club?
-
Talk about the weather and other stuff (They've been hit so many times that they've gone retarded!)
What does Kirby's skin feel like?
-
Pink
Does Mario eat mushrooms?
-
No, he sticks them in his ears.
Why am I posting here?
-
Becuase the Matrix is making you.
Mr. Anderson...did you get my package?
-
Nope. Mr.Melee did, though.
Why are there cheat codes?
-
For spoilers.
Whaaaat are you doing?!
-
Sending my first post!
If a pie is divided by 42 slices, why did my computer explode.
-
Because you didn't make a question.
Is this a good question?
-
Since it has good, it /must/ be.
Am I still a newbie?
-
If I still am you certainly are.
Do you feel like you're surrounded by debt?
-
Only if I play a game like Monopoly.
Why isn't anyone replying to my topics?
-
Because no topics are replying to your posts.
Am I color blind?
-
Yes, because you don't watch TV in black and white. (I don't, though.)
Does anyone like my topics/replies?
-
Hmmm... I'm not sure...
What happens when you take four zoo animals from New York and a lemur from Madagascar, turn 'em human and stick 'em in Winchester, Kentucky?
-
Super Smash Bros!!!
Can you tell me the answer to this question?
-
Yes I can.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood?
-
None because he would be too big to move.
Why doesn't my SNES controller work?
-
Because it's broken.
When will the world end?
-
When it doesn't begin.
Why do I spend so much time on the FF?
-
Because I glued you to your chair.
wtd?
*EDIT* I did not type that..."wtd". I typed wtd, as in What The Freak.
*EDIT2* Why does that become wtd? What is that supposed to stand for?
-
Sorry, I don't speak Italian.
LOL?
-
brb.
You take my riches?
-
Yes. I itches for riches which is Mitch's.
Sorry, I know your name isn't Mitch. But if it were, what kind of tree would you be?
-
A guinea pig tree.
When someone says "Happy Turkey Day!" in December, what do you do?
-
Punch them in the throat.
Who are you?
(As in the Nintendo advertisements...)
-
A bigmariofan, 1.0 if I may add.
Are you the artist I sent for?
-
Maybe
Why does my butt itch?
-
Because you itched it.
Who won the race?
-
Senor
Is this not a question?
-
Only if it isn't an answer.
Am I shocked :o?
-
Yes, you are.
What does "chockatowa" mean, exactly?...
-
It means cookies.
Where's my guinea pig?
-
In your room, under your mattress.
I just figured out the shocking truth that I, a user for not even a month, am ranked #7 among longest time spent on the FF. Why is that?
-
Not only is your browser on the Fungi Forums for a long time, but I beat you to place number six.
What's the imperfect form of "was coming?"
-
"Was comeing". See? Not quite perfect!
I suck at grammar.
Is the answer to this question "no"?
-
Yes...No....Yes....NO! WHY DID I HAVE TO GET THIS QUESTION?!
Are you dreaming of a white Christmas?
-
No, I'm dreaming of a pink and purple Christmas ;P
Where's my dog?
-
It means "Chocolate From cow Town".
Am I Italian?
-
Nope, you're Italician.
Still missing out on the reason for the characters?
-
Nope cuz I am the reason. Or the raisen.
I ask again, where's my dog?
-
He/she is lost in an episode of Timmy and Lassie.
Do I lack a life for spending so much time on the FF?
-
Yes. Be proud.
How does this freakin thing work?
-
Ask the wise and almight Chipmunk of Truth.
Why do I have an obsession with video games?
-
Because you have no life. Be proud.
Can you taste the difference between Coke and Coke Zero?
-
Nope.
Is this freaky? (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/madagascar/_group_photos/sacha_baron_cohen11.jpg)
-
In a cute sort of way, yes. .............Be proud.
Whose self-esteem have I uplifted just by saying "be proud" so much?
-
Me.
Is this, I ask of you, a good NES controller? [+--oo]
-
Now you've done it... I'm forced to give you an answer. There you go.
Ninety-two piles of wire mesh were shipped into another golden win. What did the colonel say?
-
"Wow, Ninety-two piles of wire mesh were shipped into another golden win!"
How easy is Easy Mac?
-
It's Rocket Science.
Who farted?
-
King Julien.
What's the tallest Boo(besides Big Boo and Boolosuss) on record?
-
Trick question, they don't have a definate height. They're ghosts!
Mudawhatnahuh?
-
Mudawhatnahuh?
Aww man, I couldn't code it.
Why is this striked through?
-
'Cause you're experimenting with HTML Code.
Some people dream of a white Christmas, but I live in FL so there's no snow. What kind of Christmas am I dreaming of?
-
An orange Christmas, when all of the orange trees drop their fruits at once and the kids make orange men and orange angels.
Are you a very wasteful person?
-
Probably.
What happens if you fall asleep in the swimming pool?
-
You wake up very wet.
When is it okay to eat SPAM?
-
When you are not putting it on the forums.
What is that a the end of my sentence?
-
Nothingness, despair, and...um...more dispair.
What would happen if Pinochio said, "My nose is about to grow."?
-
He'd obviously be lying.
Can anyone help me with my problem: no one responds to my topics probably from there lack of goodness?
-
Hmmm... I'll think on that... please pull up to the second window.
Would anyone want to see this mess? (http://puppyluver.deviantart.com/)
-
Acourse.
Who's going to be dreaming of a white Christmas and celebrating it with wintery sigs and pictures like me?
-
Me! XD
If 2+2 equal'd 17, what would happen?
-
We'd all die.
Who drank all the egg nog?
-
I can't resist eggnog, gimme a break.
Is this breakable?
-
Ouch! Yeah, that's my pinky.
Tell me about the most fun you've ever had.
-
Asking stupid questions and getting stupid answers. :P
Was I wearing a hat?
-
Nope. You were wearing a beray or whatever.
Why am I a sig rule violator?( I was just spreading around wintery cheer.-_-')
-
Maybe you put a picture in it, you're not allowed to do that for some reason.
Wha?
-
Yah.
Where could that penguin possibly be headed?
-
To Penguin World, an all expense payed trip that makes any penguin feel right at home.
I created a SNES controller: (+//::) Can you make one better? (prove it, if yes.)
-
Probably, because your controller has a smiley face on it.
Is touching good?
-
Heck YES!
Is pushing bad?
-
Especially if you're doing it to the President. :)
A man walks into a bar- what does he say?
-
"Ouch, who put this bar here?"
If a circle is round is a round circle?
-
Depends if a square is square.
How many Goombas does it take to srew in a light bulb?
-
None. Bowser will beat them to it and ordert his koopas to do it. In that case, it takes 1/3 of his amy to screw it in.
Will you help me make a SNES controller? [The best I can make is this one: (+//:: ) ]
-
(+,,:: ) My SNES controller's broken...
How important is a penny?
-
Very. If you find it face up and pick it up, all your most wonderful dreams will come true. But if you find it face down and you pick it up... all your worst nightmares will come true. So pick pennies carefully...
What's in my glass?
-
A gift from GiftedBoy. (I don't know.)
I figured out a SNES controller. I forgot about the no smileys option: (+//::) Do you like?
-
Yes. I like it so much I am wetting myself.
Are you a playa, yo?
-
No. I'm nostalgic.
Are you getting enough oxygen? (it's from SGC2C. Yay! :))
-
N-... *dies*
How are you going to play tonight's show after I turn your instruments into Italian noodles?
-
Put the noodles in my nose and make funny noises.
What's the meaning of life?
-
I dunno, but it's not 42! I've tried that already.
What are you doing?
-
Talking on the FF, duh!
Is it a good idea for Bird Person to lose his house because I'm in need of reviving but he won't do it and now I've drooled his new hardwood floor away and now his house will be destroyed?
-
No. Heck yes it is!
Polly want a cracker?
-
No, Polly tired of crackers. Polly want a piece of cheese pizza.
We got a new printer yesterday. Are you happy for me?
-
Yes. I am so overly jubiliant, that I am wetting myself as we speak.
Are you also wetting yourself?
-
From my eyes, I'm crying with joy!
What could possibly be wrong with a camera that makes pictures, videos, and WAVs?!
-
Sounds pretty cool to me... *gets eaten by a camera that makes pictures, videos, and WAVs* ...help...me...
What's the point of all this human-izing (http://puppyluver.deviantart.com/gallery/)? ???
-
I don't know. Why do people like Halo 2, which is gay?
-
Hey! We agree on something!
What is the point of proper punctuation.
-
Easier understanding. Why can't people stop mocking the President?
-
Presidents were made to be mocked, my friend.
Why can't I think of something to say?
-
The word "gay" at the top of the page has fazed you.
Good grief?
-
Grief has been a very bad boy, so no.
If they replaced Mario with some guy named Jeff, would you play any Jeff games?
-
Sure! If they were still fun.
What would you do if tomorrow you discovered you have a son?
-
I would sell him on ebay
why dont mario games have any real plot?
-
That's a good question. And the answer is interesting: Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't give Mario games a continuity so that he can be in unlimited games. You see, The Legend of Zelda has a continuity and has far less games. There is no Link Racing. And if you mean "plot" as in the individual games, you haven't played PMTTYD.
So, what's that thing you're kicking around?
-
A waded-up crappy drawing I drew back in the fifth grade.
What's THAT? What's up with THAT? (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/portrait)
-
It's the newest Strong Bad email.
Could this be counted as food?
-
Only if it goes in your mouth and comes out your butt!
Why do feet "run", and nose "smell"?
-
no, my feet smells and my nose runs!
Why is "That's a good question. And the answer is interesting: Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't give Mario games a continuity so that he can be in unlimited games. You see, The Legend of Zelda has a continuity and has far less games. There is no Link Racing. And if you mean "plot" as in the individual games, you haven't played PMTTYD." considered a stupid answer?
-
Because I posted it!
How is this bobblehead helpful?
-
How is this bobblehead helpful?
I'm a "bobblehead"(who's bobblehead???)!
Mario is red because he's always a "bastiancontrario" with Luigi (He doesn't like what Luigi likes, even if Mario likes the same Luigi likes! =D Understood??)! =D
Peach is easy to kidnap because she really loves Bowser (oh..it could be real....Eh, eh! :D)!
-
Ummm....no?
Are you going to answer this question, or will I have to torture you first?
-
Please don't.
Do chips come from the sun?
-
Yo momma comes from the sun! BURRRNNN!!!
Did he who smelt it delt it?
-
It's spelt"dealt." Burn.
Burn?
-
Ow! My finger!
What is your quest?
-
Ah, you know. This and that.
Why are you home so early, led?
-
ToO mucCH CAffeINe!!?!!?
(BTW, I think I did my time wrong, because I just got out of school if you're wondering)
What kind of question was that anyways?
-
A stupid one (I forgot about time zones!!!)
Why do frogs swim?
-
There are no such things as frogs, Mario just pops around every so often and plays jokes on people.
Is it December?
-
Nope. It's Turtle Month. (Blame someone but me.)
Have you ben naughty or nice?
-
Neither! I've been EVIL!!! BWAHAHAHA!
Does Santa give presents to evil children?
-
Only Atnas does.
What's it take to be a mod./admin.?
-
I dunno, I haven't got that far.
How long is this going to take?!? (see my new sig if you don't get it)
-
-24 hours
why does yoshi disolve when touching water?
-
because he is secretly made out of sugar. which is why he can only eat fruit...?
how many shoes?
-
*looks under desk* Six.
Whi is Regirock made of rocks?
-
There's a reason for everything... except this.
Do you have any special powers?
-
If being able to sleep 12+ hours is a special power, then yes.
Which do you like to drink more: water or antifreeze?
-
Neither. I don't drink- I eat.
Why did I have to go and get my poem published in my school's yearbook?
-
The artistic mind is often a strange, confused one.
Why don't I have Mario Kart DS yet?
-
It's not Christmas yet.
Who is Christmas?
-
Some guy from that one place doing that thing with that other person during 999,999,999 B.C. to 2005.
Whats the REAL reason Bowser always kidnapps Princess Peach? *giggles*
-
Because he's got nothing better to do...
Is this post #1957????
-
No, it's post 1957.5!
Why did Agent Smith smash the Oracle's cookies?
-
cuz he was alergic to cookies...
who is bowser jr.'s mom?
-
Peach! Didn't you play Super Mario Sunshine?
Why are Pianta's so ugly?
-
Because they saw Yoshies die in water, and turned from normal humans into freaks.
How come Mario sometimes wears Wario's clothes in SSB?
-
It all started a couple years ago on New Year's Eve...
How come Yoshi grunts when he does his hover-kick jump, a la super smash bros. 1?
-
Cause he isn't getting the height from the kicking, it's from being constipated...and well...Nintendo censored most of that.
What is the true meaning of Hanukkah?
-
Purpose, you mean? To laugh at people trying to pronounce it correctly.
What is the true meaning of Kwanzaa?
-
To have fruit. And to throw it at others. X)
You suck your thumb?
-
Only if my thumb sucked on me.
Me, or you?
-
Whoa! Whoa! I don't swing that way, buddy!
Does Led Zeppelin rock?
-
Only if that's your username.
Quack or moo?
-
Neither. Tweet.
What are these things coming out of the walls?!
-
Faces. Don't worry, they're just trapped souls. nothing freaky or anything. :)
Which is better- Voldemort or Montymort?
-
Monty. Original is best.
DUURRRRRRR!
-
DUUUUHHHH!
You wan mirrion dorrar?
-
Uhhhhhh, I don't know.
Who's your buddy?
-
Your my buddy!
Mine? Mine? Mine?
-
Yours! Yours! Yours!
His? His? His?
-
Hers,girls,womans!
Who's gonna be the next on my buddy list?
-
Me, Myself, and I.
Is a who what where now?
-
Absolutely no idea.
All your base are belong to us?
-
I commence in that setting you up a bomb.
Did your friends really get in a mess?
-
I'm fine enough I guess...considering they've got in a mess.
How did Waluigi get so skinny and tall?
-
Slim fast.
What are protons made of?
-
Beef jerkey.
Why does mario have so many parties.
-
because his original name was Partio
How come the DS/GBA has an L and an R, but no C for Center?
-
because it would not be reachable.
why does life exist.
-
Without life, there would be no existence. It exists out of necessity.
Don't you ever do that again. Capiche?
-
capiche.
Will they ever change mario's hat?
-
Only if he becomes fiery.
Is the answer to this question yes?
-
No.
Why is Inspector Gadget the star of his cartoon show if Penny and Brain are the ones doing all the work?
-
Because the name of the show is inspector gadget.
will nintendo be around in 2010?
-
Well, duh.....that's only 4 years from now........
Why does Wario smack, itch, and poke his butt so much?
-
He's going through video game puberty.
Will I ever be an admin/mod?
-
With that attitude :) .......um.......no.......sorry.
Are you eating?
-
Not right now.
Why did this happen?
-
Because that happened.
Why is this topic in General Mario Chat?
-
Because that happened.
Why is this topic in General Mario Chat?
Yeah, why is this topic in GMC? I can't believe no one saw that before.....
-
I think its beause it started out as a Mario-related question. But, I'll ask again.
Why is this topic in General Mario Chat?
-
CUZ I SAID SO.
Why is Maeio's Name Mario?
-
It's not, it's Maeio. But that's a typo, so I'll tell you. Mario's name is Mario because after the Donkey Kong arcade game was made, the staff noticed Jumpman looked like Mario Segali, the landlord of the Nintendo Warehouse. They soon named him Mario.
Why do I give such long answers in a topic like this?
-
Because you happen to be The Man.
What makes Chargin' Chucks so cool/funny/annoying?
-
The sound they make when they run.
Are you jealous tat I got reply #2000?
-
But 2001 was the start of the 21st century. So... Nya!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
-
B3c4u53 !7 |)353rv3|) !7.
\/\/h`/ 4/\/\ ! u5!|\|g 1337?
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It's the Hammer Bros. fault!!!
4%2=2?
-
1
Do you want more?
-
More? You want more?? ... yes, please.
Does anyone know which book I quoted?
-
Maybe Oliver Twist?
Did you ever watch Wishbone?
-
no.
is this a question?
-
Not a good one; it's been asked before.
Global freezing is a "real" problem. What are you going to do about it?
-
Go build some igloos.
The wind is blowing northeast at 5 miles per hour. if a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn, which way does it roll?
-
It rolls into the Guiness Book of World Records under "most eggs layed by a rooster".
Hey! You think you're pretty sneaky, don'tcha?
-
Oh, all right... Here's your wallet, watch, family heirloom, GameCube, TV, computer, Christmas tree, DS, car, credit card...
Huh?
-
Yes.
Isn't my new title sweet?
-
As a testament to your constant and repeated misuse of the word, yes, I'd say it's pretty sweet.
?
-
!
Penguin?
(^>
( U )
^ ^
-
Sure.
Are you insane?!
-
Ja.
Do you have an NES? [+=oo]
-
Most assuredly. I also have a Power Joy Supermax, The Most Fun Possible on Your Television.
I mean, really: What's the big deal?
-
I dunno. I was hoping you'd tell me.
How many roads must a chicken walk across before it achieves true enlightenment?
-
When people stop refering to that joke.
What's your name?
-
Bird Person.
Do you need to get a leg up on the pile?
-
Bird Person.
Do you need to get a leg up on the pile?
I've lost the situation...What's happening????
:D
Is there always a lot of confusion when someone ask stupid questions??? :D
BWA,HA,HAAAAA!!!!
-
... Huh?
Pipe down! What's all the racket?
-
BWA,HA,HAAAAA!!!!
I'm thinking that is.
What is Mario's name?
-
His name is Mario Mario.
What's Princess Peach's middle name?
-
Tulip, if you wanted to know, Daisy's is Tueye.
What does code mean?
-
James Bond.
Do you think I like my new CT?
And stop stealing my NES controller, Yoshi55! Its obviously in my sig. Naw, I'm just kidding! You can use it. Maybe I can sell it on eBay!
-
yes, i do, which is sad.
what is the formula for converting fahrenheit into celsius?
-
Buy a Pepsi
Where's Poland?
-
In Polishia.
Where am I?
-
on the internet
why is mario kart so fun?
-
Because Nintendo uses nicotine in it!
w00t?
-
n00b.
Who thinks we'll get the most members of the year, this month?
-
Mr.Melee.
Are ghosts real?
-
If they're not, then what on Earth am I doing here?
If Mario saw this forum on the internet, would he join?
-
Naw, he'd join a Sonic the Hedgehog forum instead.
Did Wario eat the city of Atlantis?
-
If not, he will now that you said that.
Where have all the cookies gone?
-
In Atlantis. *Sniffle*
If life was a video game, would you be a hero, screaming damsel, villain, evil henchman, or stupid NPC?
-
The evil henchman. Can I be called henchy?
How many heart attacks has Wario had?
-
More than he can count (which, if you think about it, isn't really a lot)
canyo9u typ[;e4 wi8th youyr5x toesd lkike me?>
-
No.
(I really did do it with my eyes closed!!)
Is that a cookie?
-
No, it's a biscuit.
If there's a question mark on the end of a sentence, does that mean the sentence is confused?
-
It also means the person that answers may not always be right.
What do like better, dollars or cents?
-
cents. cuz there shinier.
what CAD rendering program did they use to make the original NES super mario bros. mario?
-
The old one.
What kind of school staff holds off Christmas vactation until December 23rd?
-
Yours.
Sup?
-
notin.
You?
-
Who? Me?
Get along, little doggie. Why are you so shy?
-
Because I'm a Nintendog, and your stylus is defective.
I know you are, but what am I?
-
An object.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
-
Chicken, an egg could not live without a chicken.
What came first the Waddle Dee or the Waddle Doo?
-
(This is page 1337, except, it is missing a 3 so its only 137, not 1337)
Waddly
Who said so?
-
So?
Would you like an SP?
[___]
[+oo]
-
Yeah! Now I can add another SP to my collection.
Got milk?
-
What do you think?! Of course I do.
Four giraffes walked into a speakerphone store. What did the third one say?
-
" ", because giraffes don't talk.
Ha ha! That reminds me... Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Woah! A talking muffin!"
Anyway...
How many times do you have to do the Rain Dance before someone finally gives you a dollar?
-
You can't get the dollar because the dollar will get soggy before you ern it.
How many personal messages do I have?
-
More than me I guess. (But I have 11!)
Who is the worst Mario fan?
-
Your mom
Who is your father?
-
My dad.
Christmas who?
-
Your mom
And you would know that.
Answer: The guy with a knife behind you.
What do you have in your hand?
-
A keyboard.
Am I predictable?
-
If you answer my next question you are.
Are you going to answer my next question?
-
Acourse. i'm bored.
Am I the only one that has a snow day?!?!
-
I wouldn't know I don't live close to snowy places.
If a puddle is big and another is wet, what's the difference?
-
Zero.
Are we the last people on Earth?
-
Maybe.
If someone else doesn't pop up and answer this question, will I explode?
-
Predicatably, yes.
Are you going to explode on my turtle collection?
-
Only if you live within 100 miles of my house.
Am I dead yet?
-
Only if Khold isn't on.
Is there such things as stupid answers?
-
Maybe.
How do you shoplifit a Hog Dog Stand?
-
by stealing a Hotdog when the vendor's not looking!
Who is nintendo's top monkey?
-
Donkey Kong.
How is this possible?
-
Becuase what is possible is possible,
Right?
-
Wrong, you shouldn't end an answer with a question.
Jigloyarns is legal tender everywhere but in this nation. What is it? (Almost had a Jeopardy answer, there)
-
U.S.A?
When should you take off your sandals, after the clock takes a swim, or when cheese?
-
When cheese.
Should I fire a rubber band at someone?
-
Yes, just not me.
When is the pizza gonna get here?
-
*shoves empty pizza box under couch* Oops...
What's that thing in your sock?
-
Some money I stole from Sapphira.
Why would you hide that pizza from us?
-
The same reason you hid that money from Sapphira!
Is this question Mario related?
-
no its luigi related.
If mario doesnt have DNA or cells, how does he live?
-
He goes to the hospital and buys some.
Why is this font pink?
-
Because yo used the HTML code to make it that way.
How do you kill Chaos?
-
You chop the chaos!
Who is Andydrew?
-
The fat guy next door.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear?!
-
Yes. But Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair!
Why do I feel I need to post ffrom school?
-
You spelled "from" wrong, which tells me maybe you should be paying attention instead of posting! ;D
What are those monkeys doing!?!
-
You mean to that banana, or to each other?
How many phone numbers before my address book's filled?
-
That depends what the phone numbers are going to do.
What is that noise?
-
Monica Lewinski.........don't ask.........
What ever happened to that one guy...you know...the one with the weird nose?
-
Ooh. That guy. He got arrested. Long story... something about a "bus incident."
If chicken is a dairy product, is there something wrong here?
-
Yep, and it's name is bobman37.
What is happening to me?
-
You are being transformed into the Incredible Bulk.
Where do I live?
-
2nd star to the right, and straight on 'till morning.
Wanna buy a fat walrus?
-
Hurray, Blubber Nuggets! Mmmmm! They're chewy!
*later on*
Would you like some Blubber-*barfs*-Nuggets?
-
No. And if you ask me again I'll whack you with this curtain hanger.
Where did this curtain hanger come from anyway?
-
(hey i'm back after a long while!!!!!!!)
It came from the closet:the movie
Why are apples rainbow?
-
Becuase they puked Skittles.
Should I go to law school?
-
You should ask your mother.
What time is it Mr.Wolf?
-
It's about time I gulped you whole! Raarrr!!
If Peach and Daisy went on a picnic alone, what sort of lunch would they pack with them?
-
A royal one, of course.
Does anyone know what I'm doing right now?
-
Picking your nose with a stylus.
What am I doing right now?
-
Right now, you are most likely....... Eating a corn dog.
How long can I keep this up?
-
Until you die!
Why don't I post so often?
-
Cuz you are a worthless member.
Why is he a worthless member?
-
Because he doesn't post very often.
Regarding Koopaslaya's 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' machine, are you able to receive anything apart from bacon?
-
Nah, it's exclusively the bacon button.
Who changed my name and WHY?!
-
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=7022.msg398051#msg398051 That is why.
Why is it more fun to answer than make up a question?
-
because people are not creative
Why is daisy extra pale?
-
cuz shes not very important anymore.
what will you do if you found out that mario kart ds' wi-fi was a lie and you were actually playing skilled computer players?
-
i would sue and then kill the creators of it
why isn't wario mario's evil brother waluigi lugui's evil brother?
-
Because you spelled Luigi wrong.
Why doesn't Mario wear normal pants?
-
Because he isn't normal.
What IS normal.
-
Anything but your sentence, cheater!!
Dues dis hab sents?
-
What?
Where isn't the beef.
-
In some guy's sig.
Is this qeustion :D?
-
Is this answer ;D ?
Aren't you Slime Q Slimedawg?
-
no, but i like slime.
how do chain chomps move, and how do they move faster than a car?
-
They have jet boosters behind the little chain holder thing.
Are Chain Chomps made or are they natural?
-
their made...their the chains that have a mutated gene
why does wario have a bigger belly than mario?
-
Because he needs the extra room for 1,284.5 meals a day.
-
(Panics due to no question...)
Do I need to panic?
-
No, you have no need to panic. I beat off those nasty squirrels with a blunt object.
Are you going to answer this question?
-
Don't ..............Push .................................Button!!!
Did I push it?
-
No, but I did!
What does the button do?
-
Gives you bacon.
Why did I forget to make a question?
-
Or did you?...
-
/me panics because there was no question nor answer.
Remember that one time in that one place with that one guy doing that one thing with that other guy?
-
Yeah- wait no.
(The question and answer was "Or did you?...")
I say, do you like grapes?
-
Only with mustard, ketchup and-oh wait, grapes? No not really, no.
How do you like your human guts cooked?
-
i love em' tender!
why do people drink almost 20 sodas a day and no water?
-
They want to see if they can float.
What color is this?
-
pink, doi.
why is mario so hyper?
-
Because he brushes every day.
Why did Peter Piper pick that pepper?
-
Mmm... peppers. I'm going to have lunch now.
Can you read this?
-
I couldn't read your post.
Oink oink?
-
Stop talking with your mouth full, you pig.
How do you invent items related to speakerphones?
-
by eating a speakerphone
why are mario fans crazy?
-
Because they have fury.
Okay you caught me. What're you going to do now?
-
Maybe*throws grapes out window, render poor pedestrian unconscious*
I finally return after a little "break" (darn school) and what do I notice? A new CT! How did I aquire this?
-
Internet.
What does EBAY stand for?
-
Engaged bowls and yam (EBAY)
who is more crazy; pac-man or wario, and why?
-
Wario, because I said so.
Don't you say so?
-
The answer is seven.
Who here likes to play Halo?
-
No. I would say something else, but no. And its not what you might be thinking! (possibly)
Game Boy?
|[_]|
|+..|
-
No, Gameboy's are game systems, not little ASCII pics. :)
Why do I spend so much time on the forums (I think I'm 5th on the list of most time spent here)?
-
Cause you can't find Jackie Legs? (Not meant to be taken offensive)
Why Super Smash Bother instead of brother?
-
Because you smash and you're super.
Are Koopas the evolved form of turtles? (Since they are upright.)
-
Nope. They just don't feel shy about walking like other chelonians.
Yay! My 700th post and its about turtles and tortoises and sea turtles!
Am I really annoying?
Oh, and thank you, Khold! That makes me feel Wharm! :D
-
Nope.
What are you leaving for Santa this year?
-
Alcohol, 'cos he gave me coal last year because I gave him milk.
How do you think you'll die?
-
A winner.
How will you stop the insanity?
-
By taking an axe to the head!
Does that make much sense to you?
-
of coure...to kill urself ;-)
why are toads called toads...they look nothing like them
-
You know that only one person will be able to answer that question, and from me that answer is "Not me!"
Such suspense! What will happen next?!
-
Santa will die of alcohol poisening because of Luigi Simpson.
What does Mario taste like?
-
Something.
I have a kid named Joel in my class. Is he a guy?
-
Depends if his name is Joel.
Do you think I'm cute?(besides TEM >:( )
-
Yes.
how long can you say Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!?
-
As long as the Cold War.
Did you know that NESes kill X-boxes and PS2s?
-
No, the N64 killed them, not the NESes
What's the meaning of this?
-
Not the meaning of live?
Santa?
-
No, Santa's off sick this year. I'm his sub, Chibi Elf. (I seriously don't know.)
Can you keep a secret?
-
Depends if it's a secret.
Why is bobman37 so good at Mario Kart DS?
-
beacuse he is mario
since when did santa get sick?
-
Since GiftedGirl said so, that's when!
Does Mrs. Claus aprove of her husband's beard?
-
No. Did you know R.O.B. got into a fight with a PSP and a Master System and won?
-
No, not until now.
Will Santa give you coal again?
-
If coal is on my list.
What will I do if Christmas never happens this year?
-
Throw a sausage made out of a Sega master System at Santa and another at Burt Reynolds.
Can you beat Tyson?
-
I did once, and I'll do it again! (Even though I shot him in the leg...)
What is Yoshi's favorate poisened food?
-
his own eggs
what percent of the time do the fungu fourm memebers post nonsense?
-
%627.4 to %1
Why did you kick my dog?
-
simple--you did, i didnt
why do guys like football so much?
-
Because it is rough and brutal (like in 1985 when that guy got his leg bent backwards)
Can you murder Sonic so that I can roast him over an open fire?
-
So they can get away from their wives that they never care about, except for chores.
Why are we getting so many new members today?
-
cause people want to see what were talking about.
why do people eat so much mcdonalds?
-
Because it's GOOD! (to me at least) Did you know that Bill Gates is really Satan?
-
wow...im stayin away from him! (not that i wanted to or knew who he was)
im out of questions *runs around screaming OMG*
-
Ah! No question! I'm scared!
Why am I scared?
-
cause youre afraid the board will come to an END!
-
Oh, no! Still no question!
What is the complete value of pie?
-
a good filling dessert
why does the song while youre in the woods on paper mario, the first one, and the woods itself, make me nervous?
-
You don't know what's going to BOOO!
Boxers or briefs?
-
Neither, I wear panties. The tough girls' underwear.
Did you guys really need to know that?
-
X(
(^.^)=Les the Turtle
-
He scares me.
Can you decorate the word "the"?
-
the
Do you like Les? (^.^)
-
No, but I like turtle soup. *evil laugh*
Would somebody here please scratch my eyeball?
-
*takes out DK hammer, hits led in the eye*
Do you need more for mentioning turtle so...don't make me think about ea.. my turtle friends?
-
... I have no idea what you said.
What my cookie?!?
-
Sorry, I got *urp* hungy.
What did I ever do to you to deserve this?!?
-
You've been naughty this year, ho ho ho!
Is Rich Kid, who is standing right behind me, rich?
-
No, I'm not rich. ;)
What is that ontop of Toad's head...? A hat?
-
naw, he's deformed
-
It wasn't for you, Khold, if that's what you meant. Its for led. He's received my present!
Mr.Oysterhead?
-
An oyster with a head
why is mr. melee able to beat everyone in ssmb?
-
He can't beat me.
Wanna race in MKDS?
-
I'll beat you in MK64 courses.
Anyone have hangover pills for R.O.B.?
-
Nah, sorry. I used all mine up.
How many e's are there in weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
-
Eleventaty-Six.
What isn't a question?
-
Good question.
Can someone please call the Reaper to take Sonic away?
-
YES.
What's the Reaper's telephone number?
-
You must be from the Nsider Forums are you?
-
You must be from the Nsider Forums are you?
I'm not. I just hate Sonic
1-800-IMDEAD
Do any of you have a Warp Whistle to sell me?
-
No, but I have a Gligar Man whistle...
Butterfree?
-
Naw, Typhlosion.
Do you like blueberry and apple pie?
-
No and yes.
Have you ever eaten Koopa and Turtle soup?
-
I don't want Mr.Melee to kill himself...
Will the 401st bite of dirt be better?
-
Absolutely.
Why does Rudolf's nose glow in the first place?
-
Because the other reindeer never let him participate in any reindeer games.
What's your favorite song in DDR:MM?
-
what is DDR:MM???
-
doin da real: match maker (Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix)
Was that stupid answer to that stupid question in that post above my soon to be stupid post stupid enough to be put in this stupid topic made by stupid Dr. Mario and his stupid creativity?
-
naw, i was just asking
answer: i dont have one...i love 'em all!!!
when should the rest of the mario characters get a DDR?
-
Just look at my stupid post before the stupid one you stupidly posted in this stupid topic.
How many stupid times have I said stupid when I was stupidly repling stupidly to pt_peach's stupid posts and then stupidly mentioning about how many stupid times a stupidly posted stupidly in this stupid topic made by this stupid topic creator?
-
7 stupids in replying to my DDR post and 15 in the last *smirks*
-
(panics again due to no question)
Should I panic again?
-
answer my last dumb question, aarom
-
No question ???
What is that smiley trying to say?
-
pt_peach:No one
Khold:???
Since I answered 2 questions, should I post 2 questions?
-
No and no.
How come there have been so many non-questions?
-
okay, okay, aarom, heres your question you have so long and profoundly asked for:
why doesnt mario have a better career after saving princess peach all those times?
-
Because he does it with Peach.
r u stupid?
-
Who said that? Cookie!!!
I have a DK hammer and I'm not afraid to use it on people that bash turtles, and tortoises, and sea turtles. Does anyone disagree?
-
I don't, just don't use it to bash Ninja Turtles.
What... is your FAVORITE COLOR?
-
GREEN!!!!!!
Why would I bash the Ninja Turtles?!?!
-
Because Rapheal smells.
Ho ho ho?
-
Pow, smash, and melee!
Will I get extra friend points from BP for being pigeon-toed?
-
Naaa, i dont think being pigeon-toed will do any good.
why does mario mave a stupid bandana he pull for his pockets in ssbm
-
Its his super cape, which turms people around so he can beat 'em!! Just like me!!
Complete this song...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me?
-
a pile of crap and hit my knee!
whawt does peach do in all that time it takes mario to save her, i mean, it sometimes takes months!?!?
-
Shops, does her nails, and takes a vacation to Chocolate Island.
What do you think I look like?
-
i think that...you are of medium height and you have brown hair nad brown eyes?
bowser has a chocolate island in his lava fiery castle?
-
Of course!
What will Princess Peach get for Christmas this year?
-
a kiss finally from mario
should princess peach throw away that pink dress and get a tank top, mini skirt, and paperboy hat?
-
If she wants to tell the world that she's a tomboy, then yes.
Wrong, Peach.
What's the difference between a pizza pie and a regular pie?
-
pizza pie has tomato sauce...
im outta questions and i gotta go
-
Fine then. I'll ask the questions.
Where were you on the night of tonight?
-
at home, whats it to you? j/k
is mario vain?
-
Sure. Whatever.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc52%2FBirdPerson%2Fq.jpg&hash=4674e336b124610a15591981e8d82454)
-
(?)
???
-
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
ROLF?
-
I don't have a laughing floor, so no.
Is this not a not question or not?
-
No.
:-*?
-
Yes.
Wha?
-
Heya!
Who wants to be on someone's buddy list and who's?
-
In MKDS Yeah!
Wanna hear the Jole song?
-
No thanks, I already heard it.
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg?
-
no! yoshis lay eggs!!!
is bowser edible?
-
The majority of captured princesses say yes!
So...does that mean Peach has tasted Bowser?
-
You just gave me a bad mental picture.
So little boy, what do you want for Christmas? Ho ho ho!
-
Frowers!
Wanna race in MKDS?
-
if you want your kart turned into a chicken, sure!
How do you turn karts into chicken?
-
Run over the Chiken crossing the street.
Why did the chicken cross the street?
-
To shoot himself 'cause that joke is really old.
Where do you find pimple faced walruses?
-
In Sugarcandy Mountain.
What place is that place taken from?
-
Sugarcandy Mountain, doi.
Will you go out with me?
-
Thought you were taken =/
What kind of apple pie is this??
-
Cherry.
WTD?
-
WTH?
Huh?
-
Stop asking one word questions.
Hom wany mistakes does this have?
-
2.
Am I right?
-
No you urinal its Resident Evil for the PS2 (note this is Yoshi55's brother) Is my brother stupid (I know the answer already)
-
No, he figured out how to hit himself in the head with a hammer before you!
r i teh roxin [wtd] sweeeeeetnes o doom???/
-
No.
Is this question very long, or is it very short, like some of the questions in this thread, for which I blame society, and some cable TV shows like South Park- but not others, like Futurama, Simpsons and Family Guy, all of which are extremely funny and should never be cancelled?
-
(Brother Still) Very Short What movie involves Iowa, a mound, and Ray Kinsella
-
i dunno!
what do you think i look like?
-
a boo in a refrigerator
why does mario like paint so much?(theres 3 games involving paint and paintings)
-
cause he's bored to death
Why does Mario Rescue Peach?
-
because he likes her pink dress.
why does mario have so many prfessions? (EG: painter, doctor savior etc)
-
He can't be a weather person and needs some extra coins.
Me? Its me, right?
-
Sorry, it's you.
You who?
-
Well, yoohoo back.
Vivian likes Doopliss?!? (http://www.deviantart.com/view/26800007/)
-
AAaaaaaWwwwwwwww!
The...the...the...THE?
-
the?
do you think im a nice girl?
-
You're so nice I'll give you a turtle! (^_^)
What I meant in my last post was this excerpt from the Grinch movie w/ Jim Carrey. So...
You're the...the...the?
-
i have a turtle *smiles*
THE GRINCH!!! MUWHAHAHAHA! (my brother used to do this in his im's)
does mr. melee look like a melee?
-
Yes. Maybe. I don't know!!
Is there anything more pointless than me?
-
naw...youre pointless LOL
what was i doing 12 o clock at night last night?
-
Sleeping and dreaming of Peach murdering Mario and becoming ever-so popular. Or eating a cookie.
Where's the baby?
-
what baby?
-
That baby on an incredibly tall skyscraper.
What will he do next?
-
he'll slide down and get incredible long wall burns.
what will happen next?
-
Stuporman saves the sammich!
What happened to Superman?
-
superman hit's his head on the sun and toast and drops the baby.
what happens next?
-
I eat lunch.
What's for lunch?
-
a potrait of the who ssbm group
-
That wasn't a question.
What is a question?
-
That.
Pfft, do you even know what a rhetorical question is?
-
Pfft, yeah!
What would be a truly appropriate time to use the word "Pfft"?
-
To your question.
Who and the what now?
-
that was an answer cause my computer froze up.
question:
who i more poinless, mr. melee or me?
-
you
why does mario swim in his overalls?
-
Because it's fun!
Where are the chestnuts?
-
in mario's mouth
how many mario games are there in exsistence? (really?)
-
i dunno, go look it up on ign
why does peach like using her hip on attacks in ssbm?
-
Princesses' hips are good bludgeoning weapons. o_O
Why is the Snitch Golden?
-
Because it's simply the most important part of the game!
Does it snow in Rougeport?
-
naw, it rouges
-
/me due to no question.
Why does pt_peach like this topic so much? ;)
-
that was reply 2300
-
Then this is reply eleventy-sixty.
What is this, some kind of fun house?
-
Why, having fun?
Did you find the golden ticket?
-
Yes! The chocolate is mine!! :D
How many Golden Tickets are left?
-
3.
Want them?
-
Yes. One for you, one for Les (^.^), and one for Dr. Mario.
Is he here or will we have to give one to Deezer?
-
Play Dr. Mario on Game Boy or NES for answer!
Where's the beef?
-
im sorry, the last steak in the mushroom kingdom was eaten yesterday by mario. youll hafta kill and eat yoshi for beef.
How many yoshis did mario kill for beef already?
-
None.
Wow. Who drank all the egg nog?
-
Yoshi! lets blame everything on him!
how does mario teach typing if he doesnt have a computer?
-
he uses his e-mail on pm:ttyd
what color is my hair?
-
Yellow/Blonde, duh! It wouldn't be Peach other wise!
-
No question...
How come some people don't even put questions?
-
Because it's a mushroomitis thing.
How much can Mario bench?
-
One crate full of bob-ombs measures to...
What is that horrible red liquid outside Luigi's Mansion in MKDS?!
-
Blood! Luigi murdered someone in his mansion.
Will you be the one to witness the birth of the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System? (1985 NES commercial)
-
if I get a time machine and travel back more than 5 years, yes...
why doesnt daisy get kidnapped by bowser?
-
Her hair is brown and Bowser likes blonde hair, so he kidnapps Peach.
Did everyone have a wonderful Christmas?
-
i dunno, go ask them...
does mr. melee have fiery red hair for a better melee attack?
-
No, it's bright yellow hair.
Why is this topic so hot?
-
cause it is.
why do the gooba's in paper mario:the thousand year door wear link's hat?
-
Because Rougeport perpetually celebrates Halloween.
Why is Star Cup easier than Flower Cup?
-
It's not.
Do you think it's not?
-
No, it took forever to beat Flower cup in 150, then I cruised through the rest of the Nitro GP!
Will there be cake and ice cream?
-
no
Why does mario constantly fight Goombas?
-
because he thinks their cuddly and cute and doesnt want to admit it.
why did TEC fall in love with princess peach?
-
because she was the most beautiful woman hes ever seen (in FACT she was the only woman hes ever seen(yes ive beat the game))
why did TEC dance with the Princess?
-
Because he could.
How come the word Question in the thread's title is spelt Qusestion?
-
Apple.
Why don't Goombas have arms?
-
because of intellegent design
how many Goombas are there?
-
How come the word Question in the thread's title is spelt Qusestion?
I never really noticed that
-
there are MILLIONS OF GOOMBA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if mario found out that tec like peach, was he jealous?
-
No, because Mario likes Pauline more than Peach because Pauline makes pizza instead of cake.
Would you describe a monkey as crazy?
-
Yes.
How many humans are there in the Mario universe? (Besides Mario Golf characters, etc.)
-
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Pauline, 7 kings, Il Piantissimo, E. Gadd, (decides not to count the Luigi's Mansion portrait ghosts). That's 16. There's probably more.
Why do I have long-answer disease?
-
Because Lemmy Koopa doesn't like you.
got milk? (I kind of like that. This is my new sig!)
-
Half and Half.
WHy do oold people put that in their coffee?
-
Because the oold people are morons.
Is it just me, or is that chicken a human disguised as a chicken?
-
So they get the taste of warm milk and coffee at the same time! 2 'n 1!
Doesn't that look excactly like the real banner?
-
Nah, the real banner has a straight black background.
What does that mean?
-
That I like my coffee with nothing in it but full cream milk.
Is this question long enough?
-
No, it has to be thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
How many u's are there in this post? u
-
-293! I think.
How is it possible to have a negative number of members?
-
If we're all Wa-members.
What's up with the Wario Bros.' newly found obsession with tractors?
-
if you have none.
what brand of hair dye does peach use?
-
Goomblistic Hairdye for Princesses
Ho, ho, ho, have you been a good Koopa this year?
-
Would semi-evil looking to take over the kingdom count?
Does it count?
-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!! Oh, wait. Yeah, it does count.
Is this a reflection??noitcelfer a siht sI
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No, because the two middle question marks are the same.
If I put an exclaimation mark instead of a question mark, does that mean it's not a question!
-
Stop yelling at me!
Boo! Did I scare ya?
-
No.
What's the matter? Chicken?
-
Yes, I hate chicken and prefer beef.
Did I just unlock R.O.B. on MKDS?!
-
No, he's just a clone.
Why isn't R.O.B. that good?
-
Because he rides on two wheels (or, at least he did when I was owned by him in online play).
Why did these people copy the thread (http://mudonite.proboards61.com/index.cgi?board=forumgames&action=display&thread=1131132591)?
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i'll still answer the queestion cause you didnt post one: because their not creative enought to come up with their own.
how come all of the sudden bandits wear blue and are extra tall instead of being short and wearing red?
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Eye don't know.
PONG? |. |
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PONGIE PONG!?!!!?!?!
-
No question.
Is this an anti-question?
-
i'll post a question
why does luigi save lame princess...like princess custard from the chesnuts!?!!
-
Because it is lame.
Will you be the one to witness the birth of the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System? The one to play with R.O.B, the extraordinary video robot (batteries not included)? He helps you tackle even the toughest challenge. Will you be the first to raise the incredibly accurate Zapper, and play games like Duck Hunt, or action-packed Hogan's Alley and high-flying Kung-fu (each game sold seperately)? Will you be the one to experience the Nintendo Entertainment System? Comes with R.O.B, Zapper, control deck, two controllers, Gyromite, and Duck Hunt. (1985 NES commercial)
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YES YES YES!!!!.......................no, no, no, i won't. i was born in '92. well then, no problem, i'll travel back in time!
why does peach sound like a manwoman in sm64?
-
She was in the middle of a sex change.
Who should be the next mod/admin?
-
you!
how would you describe me?
-
Yellow hair, big pink dress, high voice, and with a crown.
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Am I the prettiest of them all?
-
well, im a brunette and i just lost my voice 10 minutes ago, tee hee!
i am the prettiest of them ALL!
who is the handsomest of them all?
-
Well, I haven't bathed in weeks, my teeth are turning brown, I have a beard of pimples...
It's ME of course!
I'm going to go kill Daisy. Wanna help?
-
LOL, you, aye?
of course...i think she's trying to steal mario's heart!
i think link and peach are a cute couple. i did a few screenshots on ssbm. who think they are?
-
Not me.
Does anyone here want to start a campaign to save Princess Daisy?
-
naw...but a campaign to abandon her would be nice.
how bout a campaign to save luigi from me?
-
Sure!
Can it be a Save-Luigi-and-simultaneously-kill-Daisy campaign?
-
okay!!!!!!
do i like pink to much?
-
Maybe, but maybe you should like red more.
Does anyone here want to team up with Daisy and get rid of the real threat- Mario?
-
No. And Daisy is dead. I ran her off of Mushroom Bridge in MKDD and she and the Rolls-Royce she was in were destroyed.
Are you playing with power?
-
No, but I play with fire. *Scalds self* Ouch.
Has anyone here heard of Lano and/or Woodley?
-
No.
Do you think you are getting out of that Punch-out!! cartridge?
-
... wha?
I named my Groudon Ruby. Is that okay?
-
Ruby! ANYTHING BUT RUBY!
Why is Ruby a bad name?
-
Because it's red, the color of BLOOD!
Are you contagious?
-
ya. i give people the pink flu.
do you like milk?
-
I can't have breakfast without milk.
Di-id we miss a challenge?
-
maybe.
wanna challenge me?
-
Okay. Go, Mikey! *Wartortle appears*
Why'd I name my Wartortle Mikey?
-
because you like a guy named mikey
what majority of the fungi fourms is female?
-
A minority of the majority.
Why does "queue" have 4 silent letters?
-
just because.
why is your username Bird Person?
-
Its not. Its Mr.Melee.
Got milk?
-
naw, im allergic.
should we just call you melee or would you like us to put a handle on it?
-
We need the handle, it makes Melee easy to carry.
Did I steal this egg nog?
-
Because the "q" told them all to shutup.
Who? What? Where? Why? When? Which?
-
You, that, there, because, later, those.
Why didn't ypu go to the right page? WHY?
-
Because I don't listen to people that are birds!
What color is this?
-
the type of blue that reminds me of games for the NES.
Do you think that Luigi Simpson is getting out of that Punch-out!! cartridge I trapped him in any time soon?
-
No. Man, that Luigi Simpson is stupid!
If an animal is cruel to you, is that still classified as animal cruelty?
-
Yes, and you can get arrested for that.
My dog bit me, who's gonna bail me out of jail?
-
Princess Daisy. Bwa ha ha ha!
Why can't everyone learn that instead of hating Daisy, that we should hate Waluigi instead?
-
Because Waluigi doesn't say stupid catch phraises all the time.
What? Are you deaf and stupid? I said no.
-
No you didn't.
If that's not a direct answer to your question, what are you going to do?
-
Call the police.
Can you see this?
-
Only if I highlight it.
No question means what?
-
okay! *dials 911*
-
No question...ahhhhh!
What's the number to 911?
-
1-800-U-STUPID
If cars could eat pie, what flavor would it be?
-
oil.
if i could eat a car, what kind would i eat?
-
A Mazda.
I named my guinea pig Fluffernut. Will that spawn any naughty jokes?
-
Yes. You must have been eating a fluffernutter when you named the guinea pig.
Is L real?
-
Of course! Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to spell "frolic" or "Luigi" or "lollipop" or "lion" or "Julien"...
What am I eating now?
-
A salad.
What does Polly want?
-
A cracker.
Where can one find such a cracker?
-
At Ideal Hotdog.
Are you hungy?
-
No, but I'm hungry.
What's my grandpa's favourite food?
-
banana pudding
what's my favorite food?
-
Chipmunk Chunks with a Dash of Duck
Enough about food. What's her favorite way to erase graphite from paper?
-
Waving the paper all around in the air until her arm gets tired.
How many cherries can I fit in my pockets?
-
37, but the pocket needs to be shaped into the word bobman.
Wanna have a dance off?
-
Twelve.
Want to not have a dance off?
-
Sure!
Is ROB a hero or villain?
-
He's a robot overlord.
Why do most words to start a question start with "wh?"
-
I don't know.
Why did this turn from a Mario topic to other subjects?
-
Stupidity and moronicity.
Have you ever eaten a duck from Duck Hunt?
-
I like to say that I have...though I don't prefer to retell the story.
What's that in the sky?
-
A bird?
Is it a plane?
-
no, it's a UFO and mario and his crew's in it!
why is luigi so boring sometimes?
-
Because he's alway's in Mario's shadow.
Could Luigi be defined as a "part-time detective" after his little adventure in the haunted mansion?
-
If he gets a talking dog who has his own brand of dog biscuits, then he's set!
Shourd we be un-decking the harrs and taking down the horry? Farararara, rara ra ra?
-
Shourd we be un-decking the harrs and taking down the horry? Farararara, rara ra ra?
huh?
-
All the "L"s were replaced with "R"s!
OMG!
Does this mean the World is over with?!
-
Possibly...but...probably...
Why does Mario wear a red cap?
-
because it is a disguise to hide all the blood he gets from squishing goomba's on it.
why does peach wear that oufit in super mario strikers?
http://www.peach-paradise.com/pp/Portals/0/SuperSKa_PictureGallery/378/1046.jpg
-
Because she can.
Can you do the lemur dance? *dances*
-
It stinks.
Are you moronic?
-
NOOOO!
Why'd I yell just now?
-
because you did.
why did my ma just tell me to get off the computer?
-
Because it's HER turn to chat on TMK!
What?
-
what? my ma doesn't actually use the computer. im her secetary ;)
what should you be when you grow up?
-
A human.
What if I'm not a human when I grow up?
-
then you should be a bird.
if im not a nurse when i grow up, what should i be?
-
Someone a nurse treats. :)
Does Santa Claus really see you when you're sleeping? o_0
-
naw, he bet not come into my room!
when does everyone get online?
-
When King Kong says so.
What if Wario had a problem with bulimia?
-
waht?
-
No reply....huh?
What's that smell?
-
the smash bros melee club calling you.
what color is your hair?
-
I forgot.
What color is your mustache?
-
Yellow!
Are these potatoes the best potatoes in the world?
-
Maybe...
What's my name?
-
naw seeing their rotton.
who like my desktop picture?
http://www.peach-paradise.com/pp/DesktopModules/Repository/MakeThumbnail.aspx?tabid=63&id=15
-
Gracious.
Waht came first, the fly or the larva?
-
The buttered toast.
Why?
-
Simply because, dear child.
Is the Polar Express wheelchair accesable?
-
If you need it, no.
Why does Peach like Princess Peach so much?
-
Princess Peach (Princess toadstool) IS Peach.
Is your favorite console the NES? Answer no and the Empire will blow your planet up with the Death Star!!!
-
Yes, I like the NES.
I meant pt_peach. She told everyone to call her "Peach".
I'm nostalgic, remember?
-
You have saved earth.
Do you like the NES versions of SMB, SMB2, and SMB3 more than SMAS? If you say no, the Empire will blow your planet up with the Death Star!!!! *suspenseful music plays* And Luke won't be there to blow the Death Star up!!!!! *more suspensful music plays* I recorded the Wav myself from NES Empire Strikes Back
-
I don't know, I've never played any of those games.
Do you like to move it?
-
I'm wide asleep.
Why not ask an intelligent question and get an intelligent answer?
-
because the topic says "ask a stupid question get a stupid answer"
get it?
-
Ja. By the way, earth is destroyed!!!! *Death Star fires beam at earth and destroys it. The earth that you see is a digital one created by the Empire.
Why GiftedGirl? Why??? Why coudln't you just say yes???????
-
Because she wasn't asked a yes/no question.
Is Strong Bad totally going out with Pom-Pom?
-
Totally.
Sort of?
-
no
Why ins't anyone talking about mario?
-
Because we ran out of Mario questions 47 posts ago (not official and not really that true....this is a stupid answer)!
Does Pikachu have a litterbox?
-
yes. ash's hat
does bowser have a litter box?
-
Yes, Kamek's robe.
Does Mr. Game & Watch have a litterbox?
-
Yes the oil can he uses in oil panic
who thinks that this is a bad drawing?
-
Ummm... *points at random dude* He does! *runs*
Wait, if the Earth was destroyed, wouldn't we all have exploded with all of everybody's internal organs showing?
-
No.
Why did I just say No randomly?
-
Cause it's illeagle.
Why is it illeagle?
-
It's a sick eagle.
Which eagle?
-
a bald eagle
why are they considered "bald"
-
Because they have no hair. Duh.
What was in those barels that made DK want to throw them so much?
-
Bald illeagles.
Why did I spell illegal wrong?
-
Because the ill eagle might hurt you if you didn't put him in the question.
If I became a button, would you expect to recieve bacon?
-
Not unless I pushed you.
When was the war of 1812?
-
1500.......?
Why Mario?
-
Well, would you base a game off of somebody who couldn't jump? Didn't think so.
Would you like some green eggs and ham?
-
No I would not, Sam I am not.
Woould you like ham?
-
I already asked you. You take it, for I am Sam, I am!
Do you like John Petrucci, the guitarist of Dream Theater?
-
No.
How many time does I have to?
-
every time
What is the answer to the universe, evereything, and the world as we know it
(this is a no brainer)
-
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,899,999.1 times!
Can you count to one hundred?
-
yes
(BTW the correct answer was 42)
can you?
-
One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine, one hundred!
Peek-a-boo! I see you! Can you see me?
-
Uh... Yeah.
Why am I even posting on this thread?
-
because you are bored to death and have nothing else to do beside play super mario brothers three is such a cool game and I want to be an proggramer so I can play a card games are so boring is a adj. which describes death is something I hate you when you post these really dumb messages
what was the subject of this message?
-
Dukar.
Trivia: Was Lizard Dude Dukar1 or Dukar2?
-
Dukar2
who thought the last message i posted was the dumbest thing in the entire world?
-
Zzzzzzzzzz-huh?! WHAT?!? WHO'S THERE?!?!?
What's your favorite kind of koopa?
-
The flying kind.
Just how bored am I, exactly?
-
bored to your heart's content
how does a turtle fly?
-
You're running around aimlessly on Super Mario 64 DS, hoping you'll run into a paragoomba.
EDIT: Sorry, that was for bobman's question.
Where do you live? How do you spell that? "Bug off!"? What are you trying to tell me?
-
Wisconsin
do you want me to answer every qeustion?
-
Yes.
Do you like chocolate
that is infested with maggots?
-
Only the one's that have the letter 2,465 in them.
Is this a question?
-
No, because that has been asked too many times.
Did anyone noticed I posted a millisecond after Khold, yet my post seems to be eariler?
-
no
Khold do you want to play mkds RIGHT NOW?
-
I'll play
[wtd]?
-
how about khold?
Btw my friend code is my sig
-
I lied. I can't play now, too much other stuff to do.
how many trees do I have?
-
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whats this # in words?
-
Fungus.
Can you hear me now?
-
no
can you hear me now?
-
No, I still can't hear you.
Lets cut to the chase, WHAT is your middle name?!
-
James, and I'm proud of it. :)
Is it possible to make a sweatdropping smiley?
-
':( ":( I:( ......geuss not
Define mario
-
No.
Did somone die?
-
Yeah, my soul...
Do you need help lifting that heavy box of knives?
-
I do not not need lots of help not lifting this heavy box of knives.
What signature?
-
?klim tog
Do, or not to do?
-
Do stop asking stupid questions and get back to work!
Can Pikachu electrocute himself and die?
-
Yes, but only once.
How much would you have to pay him to get him to do it?
-
$2!
What if Daisy died?
-
She would be dead, and heaps of Daisy games would be released in her memory.
What should I have to eat right now, because I'm really hungry?
-
The stuff under your bed.
What does it taste like?
-
Probably chicken, iuno.
Does Pikachu have a thing for Misty?
-
naw, he's to electric for her.
since when do computers fall in love with beautiful girls?
-
Since Y2K.
Who do you prefer- Misty or Princess Peach?
-
peach of course!
im out of questions. it's laat
-
Why do people call Princess Toadstool Princess Peach? She is called Princess Toadstool, not Princess Peach! Stop calling Princess Toadstool Peach!!!! It annoys me.
-
reality check: in japan, her name was always peach. in america, everyone used to call her by her last name until sm64 came out in the us, therefore revealing her real name to be peach. she signs the letter princess toastool and at the bottom peach
-
NO QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the '80s have to end?
-
because the 90's had to start
whens the sun going to change into a supernova?
-
Whenever.
Why did the wonderful '80s have to end and the craptastic '90s start?
-
because time dosent end
how come mario never gets older?
-
Plastic surgery so he always looks like he did in the '80s.
-
Why didn't you write another qeustion?
-
Accident.
Will you be the one to experience the Nintendo Entertainment System?
-
no... alas... I could not buy one...
do you have a vurtual boy?
-
No. I do own the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System.
Why are you such a SQUARE?
-
I'm a triange.
He's a fam-ly______?
-
Guy, ya SQUARE [__]
Did you know that if you like Xbox, PS2, PSP, SMS, or PS1 or don't own a Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) or Family Computer (Famicom) you are a SQUARE? [__]
-
stop judging people for what they own :( I was born after SNES
I wish I had a virtaul boy, they look so cool...and I played the original NES at my cusions house but he got rid of it
How does Mario Groom his mustache?
-
He doesn't
Did you know that the file is not found? 404
-
no
what file?
-
The file that makes Yoshi55 obsessed with the 80's.
If that file isn't found, will Yoshi55 stop thinking about the 80's and squares?
-
Pfft, no.
I liked the '90s.
Are you gonna drink all the egg nog for New Years?
-
I drink it all, and then some!
Do you put a little something in your eggnog? *wink* *wink*
-
Only pure cesium (gives it a little punch). Don't ask me where I get it, thank you very much.
Other than the alkalis, what's a particularly fascinating group?
-
The blue man group.
What ISN'T chup?
-
Good question, let me get back to you on that...
Ummm, why am I dry out of questions now?
-
Because a penguin used the "flipper of death" on you and stole all your questions.
Why did I just make a pathetic Madgascar reference?
-
Because you're in Madagascar.
Is there such thing as a Madder Gas Car?
-
yeah, my golden olden car. it sucks up gas like MADD!
why is this thread so popular?
-
because it is
Is everyone having a happy new year?
-
no, cause it's only 10:21. a nice new years eve with PM:TTYD. it's rockin my socks (although i don't have any on)
has anyone ever fell out of a moving car? (seriously)
-
not that i remember of....
who thinks tails is awsome?
-
what kind?
who likes virtual pets?
-
My Nintendog does!
Would you be my friend?
-
Sure.
Why do people like the '90s and the SNES more than the '80s and NES?
-
because their hooked on the craziness and coolness of the 90's adn are into graphics
would you be my friend?
-
Sure, why not? *looks at profile* Oh. That's why not.
Who's better- Shadow or Sonic?
-
Both are retarded and should be utterly destroyed by R.O.B.
Where's the beef?
-
in my skillet
where's your retro mario?
-
In my NES that is still used.
Is your favorite console NES? Answer no and I'll destroy you with the Death Star that I bought from the Empire.
-
*Gulp*
Uh... Y-y-yes??
Why would Yoshi55 buy the Death Star?
-
because he wanted to be the next darth vadar after anakin was destroyed
i dare you to zap me: the gamecube is my FAVORITE CONSOLE. there. zap me. please?
-
*destroys pt_peach with a low power beam from the Death Star squarely at pt_peach*
Did you know that the Empire is selling their stuff because they were brought down by the Rebels? That is how I bought the Death Star.
-
*moans*
no, i didnt know it was so powerful...and on the first day of 2006.
how are you?
-
Astounded because I just saw Darth Vader's light saber in the $0.99 bin at my car wash.
Why do you like Mario?
-
Ja.
Why don't you buy a Star Destroyer and throw a big party on it?
-
because my enemy *looks around* might set a bomb in it and we'll blow up in the middle of the party
why do you like being you?
-
Because I'm afraid that Yoshi55 will destroy me because I don't actually think NES is the best console. Uh oh... <_< >_> o_O Ah!
Boom?
-
Yes *destroys Khold with low power beam from Death Star*
Anyone want to throw a party on the Death Star?
-
Not with someone who blew us up!
why did i try to save khold from yoshi55?
-
My corpse does!
Great. Look what you did. Are you happy now? >:(
EDIT: Sorry that was for Yoshi55's question.
-
Yes, because that'll teach you to not mess with the owner of the Death Star.
You want to rent out the Death Star at a price of $50 a week?
-
No, I get them for free from my bestest friend.
Is it 20X6?!
-
Sure!
May I borrow $1,000 so I can rent the Death Star?
-
heck no! i dont have it!
whats your favorite kingdom---
-
TMK
Who's yo dadday?!
-
Not you.
There is only one Death Star. Did you know that?
-
no. you made it seem like plenty for everyone!
do you smile
-
Yes.
Did you know that the Empire will sell you a Star Destroyer for cheap because they have plenty?
-
Sure, whatever.
Since it is 20X6, are you asking for a CHALEEENGE?!
-
Heck, yeah! *Pulls out Mario Kart DS*
What are you going to do now?
-
Not play, since we already know that it won't work.
Why won't it work?
-
No router.
Are you mental????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
-
Yes, talking chimpanzee.
Do I see dead people?
-
No.
Do you want Dr. Mario to cure your mental disfunction??????
-
No.
(I do have a router)
Who made the rule that you had to cdouble space between questions & answers?
-
No moron did.
Why don't you want to buy a Star Destroyer from the Empire and kill Wario with it while playing SMB on NES in it?
-
Because I want an ARWING instead.
Is ROB64 the same as ROB from MKDS?
-
No. ROB64 is a relative of R.O.B.
Will you kill 2005 for good?
-
Me!
How did I do it?
-
You stabbed 2005 with a steak knife. Then you shoved it into a meat grinder. That is how you killed 2005.
Why do I see the dog from Duck Hunt on NES laughing at you?
-
Because it's mean...
Whos' your favorite Mario character?
-
Yoshi of course.
Will you be the one to experience the Nintendo Entertainment System?
-
Yes! Or no. Mabey.
Will you be the one to experience the Neo Geo? (Whatever that is.)
-
oh yea...whatever it means.
who will be the second one?
-
That guy. *points at random dude*
Why is Yoshi55 so obsessed with shooting people/places/things with the Death Star?
-
I dunno. *Borrows Death Star, and shoots everyone*
Is dancing fruit cool?
-
ya! especially bananas!
will i be cooler this year?
-
Probably, if you walk into a fridge. XD
You didn't see anything... right?
-
Oooooh, I'm telling on you!
Is this a qusestion or a question?
-
a question, doi!
Will i chill my cloths in the fridge this summer?
-
Nope! Because I'm going to keep it snowing ALL year long... and then it will snow the year after that... and the year after that... and the year after that! I'm like the White Witch, only a guy, and not a witch!
Should I fear Azlan? (I heard he was on the move)!
-
Yes!
Where do Italians come from?
-
Germany.
Where do Germans come from?
-
Italy.
where do YOU come from?
-
Long Island
Has this thread really stuck around this long since who-know-how-long I was gone?
-
Yes.
Where have you been?!
-
In a strange, strange parallel world called "college"
Did anyone miss me?
-
*Checks* Well, this guy here says that he remembers a Latios Dita, but otherwise... no. (Just kidding, we missed you!)
Is this a stupid question?
-
No! I missed Latias Ditas! ...Even though I don't know her. I read her past posts a long time ago.
How's college?
-
Lots of work, yet lots of free time. Lots of fun yet very hard.
Was I babbling back there?
-
back where?
-
I dont know
whos Latais dita???
-
A girl whose first name is "Latias" and her last name is "Dita". XP
What am I eating?
-
mushrooms
why is the fungi forums so popular lately?
-
Because we're all lazy bums who have nothing better to do. (just kidding!)
Pika?
-
Squirtle!
What's in your pocket, young sprite?
-
my DS charger (what else?)
why is the sky blue?
-
Because the ocean's upside down!
Why don't you see Mario actually plumbing anymore?(Besides in M&L SS)
-
Hero work pays better and, although dangerous, is precisely the kind of fun Mario's looking for.
Fill in the Blank
1. Although jumping off bridges tends to exacerbate the great debate over the "And if everybody" phrase, it tends to ___________ the decisions of fellow people in positive ways.
-
terminate.
-
How did the Toads exist?
-
princess peach was using magic and it made all the mushrooms in the kingdom into little people?
-
why dont you put a stupid question after your stupid answer?
-
Because her answer wasn't satupid.
Is satupid a real word?
-
yes
wheres my watch?!?!?!?!?!
-
On your arm.
Am I on the forums too much?
-
naw, keep postin!
will we establish an online kingdom?
-
Yes and even better, we will rule the world!
How come Bowser doesn't wear clothes anymore (unlike Bowser Jr. and Bowser in his youth)?
-
is donkey kongs tie considered cloths?
I didnt think that bibs were cloths...
(haha! i put an question before the answer!!!)
-
Hey, if anyone's actually noticed, the thread title is 'Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer', which means we should be asking questions first!
Just kidding.
Yes, because none of us want a naked Mario character.
Do you have a computer microphone?
-
Yes.
Why do you ask?
-
cuz he wants to plug it into his GCN and talk to mario.
where would you stick it in? the controller port, the memory card slot, or the usb port of an ps2 thats also atached to the same tv as the gamecube?
-
In Mario's ear, duh!
Can you get this monkey of my back?
-
No, but I can get it off. *gets monkey off led's back*
What is your favorite video game?
-
Missing is Mario (gack! No! XD)
How is it that a two songs I haven't heard in years just get stuck in my head? @@
-
because you heard it yesterday.
how?
-
This way.
Who wins: Mario or a fajita steak sandwich?
-
mario because he'll eat the sandwich :)
why did i get an nes yesterday?
-
whats wrong with NES's? im getting one in the summer (hopefully)...
was mario born and raised in the mushroom kingdom?
-
no. he was born in brooklyn (hopefully)
did i say something was wrong with getting an nes? (hopefully i didnt)
-
Hopefully you didn't.
Are you hopefully hopeful?
-
If by "hopefull" you mean "tacos are good" then YAAAA!!!!
Wasn't that a close one?
-
If light is based on the theory that light has a finite velocity, how would that calculate in a black hole?
-
I don't know,
do you have any black holes available?
-
Of course. They're sucking all matter in my garage as we speak.
Why does Lucky want to protect his stupid cereal so much?
-
It's like drugs to the poor leprechaun. That's why the Trix rabbit is so determined. And the Coo Coo for Coacoa puffs guy? Don't even get me started.
Why are all cereal mascots drug addicts?
-
They're not, they're cereal addicts.
Do the kangaroos on the bag cereal desperately quest for cereal?
-
No, I believe they quest for pizza.
Do I know what I'm talking about?
-
you know exactly what you're not talking about.
is wario human?
-
No, he's too fat.
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
-
(IDIOT)
Are you moronic?
-
to a certain extent, yes
would it be cool if Mario had a gun?
-
That would take all the fun out of killing Bowser!
Is it true that you have three nostrils?
-
no, I have 1.5 nostrils.
will ebay have the remaining .5 nostril?
-
No, they sold it to me.
Why do nostrils have ears?
-
Because he's expressing himself.
Who is your favorite enemy in the Mario universe?
-
I hate all of them, they're all evil.
-
*pretends there's a question and pretends to answer it*
What makes that horrible painting so scary, anyways?
-
The fact that there's no cheese on it.
Is this a smiley? (:)
-
Uhhh... yes!
What is up with this!? (http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/homestarrunner-4238.jpg)
-
The ceiling, mabey?
Hey, why'd you call?
-
To inform you that you have 2 days to live.
Why do people type 'mabey?'
-
Because they're stupid.
I am waiting like an elevator. What are my optioness?
-
You can a) eat a muffin, b) do a dance or c) suck your toe.
Pichu?
-
Pikachu!!!
who's a pompom?
-
Pom Pom is a pom.
Can I make a better question than this?
-
Wel, I cannut mak uh veary goood anser eder.
Is this a good doctor?
-
Ummm... yes. Yes it is.
Why is the sky greeeeeeeeeen?
-
Because it was eaten then thrown up again.
Am I a moron?
-
Your a mormon? We're not interested! *slams door*
What does ESPN stand for?
-
Extra Shiny Platypus Nose.
What's your favourite colour?
-
green
PONG or Tetris?
-
PONG.
I'm too lazy to right something stupid. Will someone right something stupid please?
-
----(Right)---->something stupid please
If up is up, then what is what?
-
That...thing...over there.
Did I do a good job of slipping back into the forums?
-
No, because you haven't slipped on that puddle. *Mr.Melee slips on a puddle* Ahaha! Classic!
What did I just have for lunch?
-
The banana peel you slipped on. Haha!
What's the sound of a slammed revolving door?
-
I don't know, but the only sound I heard was the sound of my brain exploding in confusion.
Can I ask you a question?
-
You may.
What's Khold's sig mean?
-
That all Mario characters are equally inferior to Luigi.
Did I just answer a question I said I wouldn't answer?
-
Yes...no...maybe.
Yes or no?
-
Nes or yo!
That was one strange chimpanzee, wasn't it?
-
I'd say so. If a person flew through the air like that, I'd ask him to teach me to do it.
Besides the obvious, what could Forsyth be described as?
-
It would probably be described in one simple word: "A very bananna time!"
Why is Mario's nose so large?
-
As seen in Donkey Kong, Myamoto-San made Mario's nose large to distinguish where it began and ended.
Why does cake taste good?
-
SUGAR! YAY!
When will the lies end?
-
yesterday, when I told the truth.
how did mario get into the mushroom kingdom?
-
By pipe according to the story.
The Story: Once upon a time, Mario and Luigi were fixing a broken sink pipe, when they heard someone calling for help. Then, they got sucked into the pipe and ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom. Looks like that sink never got fixed.
How come all of the words in the English Dictionary contain a vowel?
-
Because Aeiou took over the word!
What's wrong with you, man?!?
-
Nothing.
What does:
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mean? (yes, it is a real word!)
-
The bad word that Toads call Shy Guys.
Are we going to have FUN?
-
WHAT???!!!???
It seems the scientific name of something...maybe is the real name of Geno.... BOH!!!!
And what does it mean this?
Supercalifragilistichespiralidoso?? :D
The longest italian word.
-
*no question*
Is Strong Bad on a rampage?
-
Why don't you ask him?
How many questions are there? Are there? Are there?
-
92.5 questions
how is .5 of a question possible?
-
If there is 100 words, you say 5 of them.
If one person has 5 apples, and one has 6 oranges, why should I care?
-
Because that's you.
What does IMO mean?
-
Inches Made Omay.
What does THEKS stand for?
-
The heaven either kids stink
Will mario exist if we go back in time to 1978 and kill his creator.
-
Yes. He would be an evil breed created by Sony.
Is Yoshi55 really banned, and what for if so?
-
I dunno.
How did you get me to hug this tree, anyways?
-
It was Arbor Day, and I love hypnotizing potions.
Can you tell me something?
-
Back to the 'Will mario exist if we go back in time to 1978 and kill his creator.' topic, the real awnser is no; it would end up in a paradox. PM me if you want to know why.
Yes. I am telling you something right now.
What would happen if Mario's nose was small?
-
He wouldn't be able to breathe in SMB2 while dreaming.
What's on your plate?
-
Ice cream.
Are you jealous?
-
no.
Have I seen starwars episodes 1, 2 or 3.
-
I don't know, and I don't care, I got burned out on Star Wars a while back.
Does One Piece suck or what? (my answer that doesn't affect the q-a status: yes)
-
Yes, it does not suck.
What special powers do you have to stop the insanity?
-
I can always shout: 'Please trash this topic!!!!!!'
Will there be a Super Mario 192, 256, 320, 396, ect. after Super Mario 128?
-
No. It's Super Mario 128 2!
Can you beat my MKDS challenge?
-
That depends on what your MKDS challenge is.
How come nobody says "dukar" anymore?
-
It's "What the Dukar"
What's the bad news?
-
I failed to save money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco.
Why isn't anyone using the toilet?
-
Because it stinks (Pun intended).
Is it too late?
-
Nope, too early.
What the Dukar?!
-
Yes, the Dukar.
What does Polly really want?
-
A better joke.
???
-
hello? is hello a stupid question?
why have i been logged in but not posting?
-
A question only Sherlock can answer.
What do you get if you are able to get Bubs to say his name backwards minus the first 'B'?
-
"Sbu" said in Bubs' voice.
Why do women dig Jesus?
-
Cuz he's da bee's knees!
Who's the cat's pajama's?
-
That guy is. See? Him!
Is this a stupid qusestion?
-
No, it is not
Do bees have knees?
-
Nope.
Why is Microsoft Corporation in Seattle?
-
FOR NO REASON.
WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL FREAKIN' CAPS?!?!?
-
BECAUSE CAPS FREKIN' YOU!!!
Sud?
-
Nyri! Haha!
Is this teh pwnage?
-
No, I think it's here. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=7666.msg405175#msg405175)
Where isn't the beef?
-
In chicken land.
Are you a vegetarian?
-
Beeph rulez! PWNED!
Where isn't the soy?
-
Surely you mean the legendary Stop'N'Swop?
What?
-
I SAID, "GET A HEARING AID, GRANDPA LUDWIG!"
Where's Mario?
-
in brooklyn
where r u?
-
i r in teh hizzouze, yo!
Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?
-
no.
can u draw?
-
No, but I can sketch.
yay! i just got a betta fish! i'll post a pic as soon as the digital camera gets fixed
Did that above quote have any significance whatsoever?
-
oooooooooooooooooo! u copied it from another topic...im telling!
should i tell on u or me for being stupid?
-
I don't care. Do it however you like.
Can you dance?
-
No.
Is this guy an idiot?
-
Mario's not in Brooklin!
Mario is in the Mushroom Kingdom (and in Italy 4ever! W SPAGHETTI!!!)!!
-
appears...
why is super catrina! posting about mario in brooklyn?
-
Ummm... to make a point, prob'ly.
What is that?
-
A thing?
So what thing is a thing?
-
Nothing.
Ha. Ha?
-
Ha-Happy.
Re-what?
-
Exactly.
Are we the Aqua Teens?
-
Duh! We make the girlies wanna scream!
#1 in the hood, G?
-
naw, i think you are, G
what's a G? gangsta or street talk
-
I have nothing to say but "fo shizzle".
What is that stench?
-
You. XD
Would you like a cup of Febreze?
-
Yes, it's that fresh!!
Hey Bigluigifan1.0, do you have 22 messages?
-
go ask yourself 0_o
is this me? (http://www.amarasara.net/ph-album-sl/images/pink-flower-1.jpg)
-
No, it's bad HTML.
Wanna kill ALICE?
-
I don't know who that is.
Who here likes cookies?
-
I've posted Mario is not in Brooklin because some one as said before Mario is in Brooklin!
I like cookies....Who doesn't like cookies????
-
n one doesnt like cookies
can someread my previous post again?
-
I did and I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be you. But if you really are a flower, then I'm sorry.
Is Homestar running?
-
Maybe.
What am I holding?
-
ur brother vance.
why are you online, young man!?!?!
-
Because I'm cool like that!!! O.O
Who IS the murderer?!?!
-
Meatwad.
Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?
-
Hippies.
I say, old chap, is it that time again?
-
I don't know, get your own wach.
Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?
-
Yeaahhh... but it still looks like a leaf to me..
Did you hear the news about Mario and Wendy the Snapple Lady??
-
heck no!
are you really a blue toad?
-
No, I'm an Aqua Yoshi.
Should I stop listening to weird music?
-
no way! rock on the wierd music!
is this wierd?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060111/ap_on_re_us/one_eyed_cat;_ylt=AnbQcd_j8Wnole_C9pcHuLas0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-
-
Dern tootin'.
Why haven't I replied to this topic in so long?
-
Cause...of...that thing....on your face!
What's the meaning of life?
-
to play SSBM!!!
where have you been?
-
In the toilet.
Crazy test:
I) question- Where is Mr Brown?
II) Complete the sentence- I'm a .....
III) Destroy your computer. What can you feel? Write your answer in 5 minutes (MAX 100).
IV) What do you think when you eat spaghetti and ravioli? (MAX of 4 WORDS)
-
1) withe you
2)girl-person
3)nothing
4)it'sa me, mario!
can someone else answer these questions?
-
Nope! Too lazy!
What's the worst way to say "hi"?
-
"Why, thank you very much!"
“It’s a pity,” squeaked the [blank] quietly, “that we can’t just buy a new van.”
Who and what said it?
-
Timmy the Blank Mouse.
Why am I the color blue?
-
Cause you want the color.
Is that a good answer
-
Yes.
Is this my house?
-
of course! it's everyone's home!
where is my home?
-
in a pipe.
what's the address of your pipe/
-
Twenty-One Jump Street.
Isn't Family Guy the greatest show in the history of history?
-
Depends on who you ask.
What happens if someone asks a stupid rhetorical question here?
-
it gets answered.
why?
-
Because some people just don't understand Mr. Mad.
Can you come up with an inside joke to this qusestion?
-
naw, it's to darn dumb
why do i use dumb a lot
-
Kind of.
Meg.... are you implying that Rose O'Donnel can't drive?
-
maybe yes, maybe no, maybe so so so
are we all as stupid as our question?
-
Stupid is as stupid asks.
Isn't that right?
-
no.
are you right?
-
No, but I'm wrong.
Is right also being wrong about being right from doing that wrong of righting the other wrong that was a little right?
-
That's right.
Is this a queston.
-
a question is a question
do you think im a nice person
-
a question is a question
do you think im a nice person
No.
Stupid is not who answers at stupid questions, but "a stupid guy is who does as a stupid guy "( a tipical expression! =p )
-
*no question*
Is an adorable baby bursting out of The Cheat?!?
-
No!!!
Why would it be in the first place?
-
because babie's are the cutest things that ever lived
who's the evilist person you know?
-
I don't know, but he's sitting in front of the guy behind me.
Do I like onions?
-
No, you like veggies that grow from the ground.
Why does Polly want a cracker?
-
Because everyone does. Parrots are simply more expressive.
Will Bob the Builder prevail?!?!
-
You know the right answer!
What will happen if you aggravate Grandpa Space Ghost?
-
you turn into a ghost if you mess wid da man!
where am i?
-
Heaven! :-)
Isn't that great?
-
of course!
are you also in heaven?
-
Indeed!
And where are you?
-
flaoting on a cloud just below the full bloody moon.
do you like neopets?
-
Honestly, no.
How are you?
-
im good.
and you?
-
I'm pretty good.
What's new with you?
-
i got a b in math
are you an artist
-
If flatuance is an art form, then yes!
What's with the system?
-
It's down. l= - (
Why is the system down?
-
because i blew on it.
when do you want to hit yourself in the head?
-
Right now.
*BAM!*
Ow...?
-
yes! OW :o :o
should i hit myself?
-
Go ahead, I'll watch.
Why am I obsessed with the Chicken Dance all of a sudden?
-
iuno.
Is that really an approproate answer?!
-
I don't know.
Why is Mario so popular?
-
because he is :o
whu am i so talkative?
-
Becauase if you stopped talking, you would BLOW UP!
Do you like rocket launchers?
-
no, they blow me away.
was that a figure of speech?
-
No, that's a figure of word.
What's that? *falls asleep*
-
a roach!
what is a bedtime?
-
A time for bed.
Don't you like pie?!?
-
i like apple pie.
do YOU like pie?
-
Yeah! Yeah!
Do ya like waffles?
-
i like em more than pancakes
can you eat more than 2 french toast?
-
Probably!
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
-
To make it look like the moon was made of cheese.
Did that cow fool you?
-
no, i thought it was a chicken.
is a cucoo a chicken?
-
According to Nintendo... XP
What's the story behind that yogurt on the floor?
-
I sometimes randomly drop yogurt.... I'm yogurtly challenged...
Do have the heart of a lion and the wings of an eagle?
-
of course! i soar all the time
whos gonna pick the yourgurt up?
-
You.
Hah!
Right?
-
no. YOU!!! muwahahaha!!!
wait, who spilled it? they have to pick it up
-
The Blue Toad, he already said he was yogurtly challenged.
Do you even like yogurt?
-
No, that's the thing.
Are you just plain challenged?
-
I enjoy a challenge, yes.
Am stupid I?
-
What doess meen "stuppid"?
Hey, what's up with the dog?
-
He just found out that he's naked.
And who told him?
-
i did.
whos a shaolin monk
-
A Xaolin Monk.
What happened?
-
You answered a question.
Why can't anyone figure out the meaning of life? (I think I know what it is)
-
Duh...uhhhh.....$1.82.
Do you have a metal arm?
-
Nope.
If Bob has 3 apples and Jim has 2, why don't they just eat?
-
They need to Shut up.
Why do people close my topics? (I'm being Serious.)
-
they dis you
how many people have betta?
-
45.
Why do people close my topics? (I'm being Serious.)
-
Probably because they... want... to... I DON'T KNOW!
Whoa, you sound tense. Want me to give you, like, a backrub or anything?
-
Yes. Yes I do.
Is it springtime for Hitler?
-
Yes. Yes I do.
Is it springtime for Hitler?
HEY! HEY! HEY! DON'T MAKE A JOKE OF IT!!!
-
............ Do you know about the movie: The Producers?......
Well actually considering your reaction you obiovusly don't. Well, in the movie these two idiot producers make a broadway show called "Springtime for Hitler". I simply related my question to that movie. So just, take it easy.
I'm not a bad person, right?
-
No, you're not.
Did anybody buy Electroplankton (http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=db2f8da6-2e1b-48cb-b142-a90899e8a1a8)? (I did)
-
Nope.
Is Electroplankton any good?
-
Not for Waterplankton.
Do you want to be my frieeennndd?
-
Does this involve free nachos every tuesday? Then yes.
May I proceed?
-
Don't hax0r me!
Why did she buy a Stairway to Heaven?
-
Because Heaven has a stairway.
Why doesn't Heaven just a an elevator?
-
Because the elevator was broken. (was the answer to the first question, but you posted first. Still works, though)
wheres dezzer
-
Trying to find his evil twin, Deezer.
How is Dezzer different than Deezer?
-
Because Deezer is more Deezer than Dezzer.
Have you used "Deezer" as an adjective or verb before?
-
You just got Deezer'd! Translation: You just got pwned!
Isn't that a kool little phrase?
-
Yes, quite "kool", with a capital K.
Did I just get Deezer'd?
-
No, you got Sapphira'd.
Does Deezer get a kick out of feeding Lizard Dude bread?
-
I bet he does.
Do you think Deezer enjoys Deezering Deezer with Deezer?
-
No, but I think Deezer just got Sapphira'd.
-
Since you didn't ask a stupid question...
Did anyone notice how Dr. Mario misspelled "question" as "qusestion" in this topic's name?
-
Not until now.
Why did I forget the qusetion? Also, did I just get Deezer'd or Sapphira'd? Or mabey even Chupperson Weird'd?
-
You got totally Luigison'd!
Did I just get Lizard Dude'd?
-
No, you got Lizarddudesapphiradeezerluigisonsuffixinsanestevefifthchuppersonweirdwatoadluigisonmegabyte'd!
What's that in binery?
-
Are you ready? Here is "Lizarddudesapphiradeezerluigisonsuffixinsanestevefifthchuppersonweirdwatoadluigisonmegabyte'd!" in binary:
0100110001101001011110100110000101110010011001000110010001110101011001000110010101110011011000010111000001110000011010000110100 1011100100110000101100100011001010110010101111010011001010111001001101100011101010110100101100111011010010111001101101111011011 1001110011011101010110011001100110011010010111100001101001011011100111001101100001011011100110010101110011011101000110010101110 1100110010101100110011010010110011001110100011010000110001101101000011101010111000001110000011001010111001001110011011011110110 1110011101110110010101101001011100100110010001110111011000010111010001101111011000010110010001101100011101010110100101100111011 010010111001101101111011011100110110101100101011001110110000101100010011110010111010001100101001001110110010000100001
Why did I do that?
-
Because you could.
Which is better- McDonalds or Burger King?
-
Neither- Fast food is unhealthy.
Why is it unhealthy?
-
Because it says so in "Supersize Me".
Do those fries come with a Big Mac?
-
Not unless you order a combo.
Isn't that obvious?
-
ya, i guess
isn't what obvious
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You speak the truth, MaxVance!
Why were the Oompa Loompas in "Willy Woka and the Chocolate Factory" orange?
-
I don't know. I never saw "Willy Woka and the Chocolate Factory".
Did Ludwig translate my binary? (click on the link on my sig, then copy and paste the binary into the space on the right side of that page, then click "<< DECODE")
-
Yes...no....uhhhh. *eats a cookie*
What's with Mr with a space between the "."?
-
Cookies.
Did that make little or no sence?
-
none whatsoever.
are you really gifted, giftedgirl?
-
Well, I was in the accelarated classes for a while... I didn't like them to much. I had to take French.
Should I get a bunch of people together and do a crappy remake of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?
-
oh yeah! count me in!
is stupid as stupid as can be?
-
it couldnt possibly be stupider
Will mario be on Xbox (oh carp)
-
oh heck no!
will lindsay lohan ever be as popular as mario?
-
never!
was my qeustion stupid?
-
i dunno because it is the question!!!
will i go to college?
-
if you have more than $10,000... very probably.
do you love the Fungi Forums?
-
Yes! *hugs the FF*
What is your malfunction?!
-
myself
why do you ask?
-
It was yet another stupid reference to HSR.
You guys are watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to the TV?!?!
-
no...
what did you do this afternoon?
-
eat pizza
have you seen the restraunt called Mario's pizza?
-
no.
do i want to?
-
Maybe. They might have good pizza. :)
crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap
How many instances of the word "crap" was that?
-
18.
What do you know about Perducci, Dough Boy?
-
What you talking bout, Willis?
^Ditto^
-
maybe you could look up in the last post
do i seem like a prissy girl?
-
Define prissy.
Will you?
-
yes. prissy. very girly
are you rough and tough?
-
Why else woulds I be Mr.Melee? *Sees a shadow, ducks for cover*.
Well, I would actually say that a girl who like Melee and other violence is partly prissy.
How would you concure?
-
i would say you are correct :)
how bout you?
-
Yes.
Would you like a piece of this cookie pizza?
-
yes!
would you say i like violence to much?
-
*watches in speechless horror as Peach shoots another rodent*
Guh?
-
naw, it was nothing.
are you the world best melee man?
-
I wish. But anyone who has ever beaten me, I have beaten them back! :D
What is your greatest dream?
-
to become nurse peach!
and you?
-
To become the greatest guitar player ever.
I was being serious. Were you not not not being serious?
-
because i am being serious! i want to be the worlds famous nurse!
why do i want to be a nurse?
-
Its for Peachy reasons.
0_0?
-
0_o back to you ^_^
are you a suit?
-
*wasn't looking*
Huh?
-
nothing.
where have i been?
-
Disney Land!
Yeah, running my rig around 95?
-
what?
'
do you peel paint?
-
No, but I know someone who does.
Do you peel out?
-
whats that?
will you answer my question?
-
Nope.
Peel out is to sort of screw up in racing. Do you understand?
-
Yeah sure.
Is today alright for tonight?
-
yep cause it's almost tonight.
what's scheduled for tonight?
-
A party!
Are you invited?
-
of course!
is mr. melee invited?
-
I sure hope so.
Am I?
-
Indeed!
You else should I invite?
-
BP!
When's the soiree?
-
uh...
whats that?
-
I dunno!
Did you bring some chips?
-
Hurray for Football-fact Pringles!
Soiree= party
So, when is the hootannanny?
-
that must be a party. right now!
what should we do?
-
Eat cookie pizzas!
Who's bringing the cp's?
-
I don't know.
Am I the only person here who has found sprites of a Gold Parabeatle? (I'm being serious.)
-
i guess but i dont know what they are.
why dont i?
-
Because you're on...The Price is Right! Doo do do do do do do do!!!!
What can our contestant win today?
-
Maybe.
*Insert random question here*
-
Okay then!
Would you like to buy a vowel?
-
Yes! I'll have 'v'! </stupidity>
Can I think of a stupid question?
-
Yes.
If pie = 24, what does cake equal?
-
24
why do we love smilies?
-
25.
Peach, you will be playing Coming or Going. If you can guess the right price of your possible new car [Corvette w/ a free custom paint job], you will win the Vette! Are you coming to $62,512 or going with $65,524?
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65,512
do i get it???
-
Peach...YOU'VE JUST WON A NEW CAR!
What are you going to do with it?
-
Bash it with a sledgehammer.
Am I cruel?
-
If Bob Barker isn't old, you aren't.
What will you do with that Vette, Peach?
-
im gonna cruise in it!
did you know my name's not peach?
-
I know. Its Peach.
How do I know?
-
because my name layla.
why?
-
Because. Just because.
Why does Toadette(from Mario Kart: Double Dash!!) sound like Chatta(from Winx club)?
-
Because they're both the same person only in different forms! Kinda like Chris Farely and the Cookie Monster!
Is Elvis really dead?
-
no, he went home.
where is that comment from?
-
Men in Black....
Am I correct?
-
yep!
why are you correct?
-
Because I guessed the correct answer!!!
Is it peanut butter jelly time?
-
Yep!
dO i HAVE cAPS lOCK dISEASE?
-
no beacuse your using your lowercases!
how many years should i stay on the fourms?
-
As ever many as you waaaaaaaaaaant...
can I see what's in the bag?
-
no, cause it's private
what do you thinks in the bag?
-
A thing.
Are you lookin at a thing in a bag?
-
Who knows?
Are you gonna rock and roll night and party every day?
-
yeah!
are you?
-
Eh, I'm thinkin about it.
Who loves the chocolate?
-
me.
you to?
-
Yeah!
And Toto too?
-
of course!
do you play baseball?
-
No.... :-l
Do you?
-
no.
would i cry if i got hit in the eye?
-
I dunno. Let's find out! (I kid!)
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
-
With extreme difficulty.
Why are oranges orange?
-
The same reason that bananas are yellow.
Where was I yesterday?
-
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why did I make a paper sculpture of Regice? (http://www.serebii.net/potw/Regice.jpg)
-
Because Registeel and Regirock were too hard to do.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
-
I need rhetorical questions like I need a hole in the head!
Who are you?
-
I am myself.
-
No question....so
What were you doing on the day of today's yesterday?
-
eating a sandwhich and chatting on the fungi fourms
should we hold a convention for all the super smash bros. melee players?
-
No...unless I'm invited to compete! :D
Whatcha doin'?
-
workin on deviantart.com
isnt link the best?
-
If he's the best, who is Mario? (reply and question)
-
the worst.
why do i dislike mario?
-
Because he always rescues Peach but can't rescue himself.
How can you reply so quickly?
-
beacause i type fast and i have a fast computer.
why does mario have a yellow hankerchief?
-
Because everyone does. They're pimping.... did I pronounce that correctly?
Who are "Junior Varsity Losers!" in Lord Crump's opinion?
-
ummmm, us?
why do we chatter so much?
-
Because its fun! Yay! :D
Yay?
-
of course!
of course?
-
Sointenly!
Okay?
-
yep!
what's up?
-
The sky.
What's down?
-
The ground.
What's sideways?
-
I don't know.
What is sideways?
-
to the side
wheres the yesterday?
-
The today.
Have you heard?
-
Yes I have.
What did I hear?
-
Some stuff.
Do you come for the wuggas, or stay for the jiggy juggas?
-
Huh? I just want a cookie pizza.
What's a cookie pizza in your image?
-
a big cookie
what about you
-
A cookie w/ tons of frosting and a ticket to awesomeness.
Mmmmmmmm?
-
mmmmmm!
should i bake a cake for you?
-
Your choice.
Please?!?!?!
James Bond!
-
...Wha?
Why did Strong Mad abscond with Bubs' Consession Stand?
-
i dunno.
do you know why?
-
He says it followed him home.
Could Bubs tell the difference between his consession stand and a cardboard box labeled "Blue Face Man's Store"?
-
We don't know, 'cause it's never explained.
Why is this or that?
-
Because that and this are these and those at the same time.
Use this time hole to rescue the princess?
-
yes!
am i the princess?
-
Um... you're a princess, but you're not the princess.
Who's better- Strong Sad, Strong Mad or Strong Bad?
-
strong mad
what do you think?
-
Strong Bad.
... Who's behind me???
-
Tingle.
Who stole Tingle's magic words?
-
link
why did he steal tingles magic?
-
Because he felt like it.
Why is Princess Toadstool constantly getting captured?
-
Frrrmmmmhhhhjjjfifiifkggg.
Where's the love?
-
Here. *holds up sign that says "The Love"*
What the crap?
-
What the dukar? (question and answer)
-
That's not a sign!
?0_0?
-
oh no! o_O
is the quick reply box sufficient?
-
I... don't... know...
Cookies?
-
of course!
how about you?
-
Yes!
I swallowed a bug! Are the good times over???
-
You already asked that question. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6204.msg380977#msg380977)
When will time travel be possible?
-
When Microsoft releases Windows Vista.
Am I the only one on this fourm that found GameGenie codes to acess more lost levels in Super Mario Bros. 3? (I'm being serious) If you want the codes, PM me.
-
Yes.
Listen, do you believe when I say?
-
Huh???
Why doesn't half of the population know what photosynthesis is?
-
Because nobody paid attention in science class.
?
-
!
{\|@#$&,.;:{*} ?
-
waht? (answer and question)
-
What.
Eh?
-
waht do you need? (question and answer)
-
Nothing. I'm good over here.
Should I d00dle on your face?
-
Do I look like Mario Paint? (A&Q)
-
yes
do you not?
-
Do I what?
Why do I have bird wings protruding out of my back?!?
-
yes!
do i?
-
Ummm....yes.
Where's Luigi?
-
Behind Mario, hiding.
Serafina has bird wings???
-
of course!
is princess peach a chatterbox?
-
This particular Peach, yes, and in PM: TTYD, Peach types letters to Mario, so yes to both.
What's that?!?!
-
a BUG!!!
a what?
-
A thing.
Loofy?
-
Phooey.
1984?
-
when i wasnt born
what happened in 1676?
-
1677 was coming up.
When was the Mario and Luigi war?
-
In 2003, they fought Cackletta.
When will Paper Mario have another sequel?
-
When the two members: PaperMario and PaperLuigi decide.(Seriously, they're both on at the same time right now! :P)
C@N Y0U SP33K L33T?
-
nope, but i can speak ^*^(%($%)_(
can you?
-
N0, 0F (0U|2S3 N07.
Can you read that?
-
No, or course not.
Can you read this?
-
私は英語を理解しない。
読んだか。
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No, I'm full, thank you.
Copsdoiuhbgiabibisappanfnuocmkmsdfoapasdofqpksmzmcif?
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heck no!
am i literate?
-
Not in English.
Whaaaaaaat are you doing?
-
something dumb
is general mario chat cool?
-
Yes.
Is The White Mushroom House cool?
-
No, it's too much like the White House.
Did I knock my mom's Coke bottle over?
-
no, you drunk it.
did id drink it?
-
Yes, no, yes you did, yes, no.
Is this a question.
-
No.
What am I doing?
-
Looking at my new, peculiar CT.
What's it mean?
-
You post every other turn.
I included a sentence before the queston. Does it still count?
-
Yeeeeeeeessss...
... What the crap was that?!?
-
A word...?
Wasn't that question just answered by another question?
-
I'm afraid it was.
Science?
-
of course.
cells?
-
Maybe.
Do you like being clean... sometimes?
-
all the time
do you like taking showers or baths?
-
A shower....of MONEY. HA! HA!
Retro or modern?
-
A good balance of each, thank you.
Are you gonna save the rainforest?!?!?!
-
0 F ( 0 U |2 S 3!!!
More l33T?
-
No, more nostalgia.
What came first?
-
me
who then?
-
Deezer.
What does this button do?
-
kills you.
why would anyone want to turn metal?
-
If they were tired of seeing Mario doing, then they would want to.
Why me?
-
because youre mario
why are you mario?
-
I'm Mario? (Q&A)
-
of course!
wait, if youre mario than who am i?
-
Princess Peach of course.
Does that make me Luigi?
-
no, that makes you...
who does that make you?
-
Mario.
What's this...fun?
-
Yes, very fun. ^_^
Why did I change how I draw Strong Bad?
-
Because you did. End of story.
How can you beware of uncoming care?
-
By... staying away from Barney.
Who would win- a Teletubby tag team or Barney? (Personally, I hope they both lose)
-
Me.
Why?
-
[20:21] <Sunbun> 15 Phred 146284327 760 "he's Chupperson incarnate... from the future"
[20:21] <Luigi_Simpson> Was colored text disabled?
-
i guess
do you wanna own a company?
-
<Boo_penguin> I heavy
<Luigison> 300 pounds?
-
Er..um...eh wot?
How are you doing on this fine day?
-
Feeling like Blathers...eh wot!
Ha isn't the joke on you?
-
no, it's on khold
what was the joke, anyway?
-
i fon't believe it.
fon't?
-
Times New Roman.
Why is my humanized Registeel a girl?
-
Censored reasons that only your mind knows.
Will it happen?
-
I don't know, you didn't say what.
What will happen?
-
I will reply.
Why are you rofl-ing?
-
I'm not. I'm rofc-ing.(rolling on [the] floor crying)
*crying* Ohhh... Tendafoot! Can you tell me how to get the most out of life?
-
Oh, Piddles.
Wait, is your name Piddles?
-
No, I'm afraid it's Piddlers...
Are you ready?
-
No, I'm not done with the props yet.
What is this? (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sadjournal/wonderyears.html)
-
a drawer of keepsakes
whose keepsakes?
-
Strong Sad's.
How many years 'til 20X6?
-
X0 years, since it's 2006.
Who's that givin' Strong Bad a hand?
-
Mean Bad. He cut off Strong Bad's hand.
Why is Mean Bad so mean?
-
because he's bad.
why?
-
Because it's time.
What's Mario's favorite food?
-
pasta
why is your name Khold?
-
I'll let Khold answer this one.
-
Because I like it.
Why do I like it?
-
because it's obvious.
why is it obvious?
-
Cause it is.
Should Wario be a sumo wrestler?
-
He already is.
How could he have a larger width than height?
-
because he's large.
am i sarcastic?
-
Yeah, you're WAY more sarcastic than me.
Is this the man?
-
No, but I'm definitely not. </sarcasm>
Should <sarcasm> be a real HTML tag?
-
No.[/sarcasm]
Am I your best imaginary friend?
-
Yes. [/sarcasm]
Why isn't there an F13?
-
Because theres a Print Screen Button
Why am I a goose?
-
Dark Magic.
Why are ships coming out of the base?
-
'Cuz they can.
Does anyone really like the King of Town???
-
Nope, at least I don't think so.
What was on page 100?
-
Stuff.
Are we running out of qusestions?(spelling error intentional)
-
Yes.
But will that stop us?
-
Yes.
...
-
!!!
???
(Edit: Terrible smileys.)
-
Yes.
What do you call an egg shaped gun with 6 holes, a keypad, and no projectiles?
-
A broken piece of garbage.
Are you l33t?
-
No.
Are you a bell?
-
I sure hope not!
Is Harry Potter hairy?
-
Yes.
When is doomsday?
-
When IS doomsday? (question and answer)
-
Jamurary 36, 6836. In short, never.
Why is Tokyo MewMew so cool?
-
Because he lives in TOKYO!!!
Why is a little red light flashing?
-
Oxygen's getting low. Thanks a lot.
If it happened within moments of each other in real life, what would the result be?
-
We would all die, ah-dur 0_o.
Who likes ramen noodles?
-
Me! Me! Me!
Why does Homestar need to be kicked in the face?
-
Because I can do it. I can do it nine times.
Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
-
Heck no!
Would you like a smoke and some pancakes!?!? ;)
-
I'll take those pancakes.
^ ^
o^_^o
Pika?
-
Chu!
Who likes $$$?
-
MEEEEEEE!!! *takes moneys*
Do you need to play more video games?
-
Yeah.
No?
-
Correct, but maybe someday...
How many of those gerbils are you going to eat?!?!
-
None! I'm throwing them out! Ahhhhhh!
Where did I put them?
-
... *eye twitches*
Why is my foot bigger than the other foot?!?
-
Because you're unique, just like everybody else.
Wasn't that cool?
-
That's cool. I'm cool.
Is Deezer feeding Homestar bread now?
-
Probably.
What's up, doc?
-
You're going to die! There... I said it... nurse, I'm taking my break.
And who is my nurse?
-
Recently hired hobo.
How did the dinosaurs die?
-
They wanted to see if they could fly. It didn't work.
Did I forget pterodactyls and other flying dinosaurs on purpose?
-
Prob'ly.
Is that my shoe you're about to eat?!?
-
Maaaaaaaybe...
I say! What would Mario do if he was stuck atop a rock in the very middle of a great lava pool, where no other rock exist?
-
He would jump in the lava and let himself burn hiself across until he got to land.
Would he make it?
-
Of course! He's Mario!
Hey you! Why are you on my property?
-
No, I'm in your house. Duh.
I can't think of a question- can you help me?
-
Yes! Here's an example of a stupid question:
Is pie equal to Bert?
-
Of course not!
Why isn't it?
-
The Property of Pigeons clearly states that the integer "Bert" is a terminating numeral. Pi is not.
What does "cann sich sonst entϋnden" mean?
-
"I like that darn foot" in German.
Is it true that Armageddon is on it's way?
-
NO NO NO NO!!!
What would Girafarig do?
-
Chase its tail, therefore running in 2 directions and exploding.
Chickenfoot ate them?
-
Of course not, I did.
Why did I?
-
Because.
Because?
-
Just because.
Why am I so obsessed with homestarrunner.com lately?
-
Because you like him.
Who do you like?
-
The pope.
Who agrees?? :P
-
Aye Aye Captain.
Who thinks Toyko Mew Mew is worth reading?
-
???
XD is what?
-
Is funny.
I have shiny Sharpies! Do you?
-
YYYYYYyyyyyep
why did Mario cross the road?
-
To get to the other side. XD
Why is pasta so darn noodley?
-
Because of Noodle's Law. It's quite a simple algarithim.
How did Luigi do in the Grand Prix?
-
Horrible.
What did he do to gain hisself such a bad score?
-
He crashed. XP
Where's my witeboard???
-
That was actually Bob you were drawing all over. Needless to say, he's not happy. I can't think of any rats that enjoy being drawn on, even normal ones... But anyway...
Don't you think that, within a post, the quesestion and their answer should be so unrelated that they've never even seen each other?
-
Yep... no... I DON'T KNOW!
What's this? (http://www.deviantart.com/view/28269102/)
-
A comic.
Where have I been all this time???
-
Up my butt and around the corner. Just kiddin'. ^_^
Did you take my shoe?
-
For the last time, NO!
What's that up your nose?
-
My dog. This is even more painful that it looks.
How did sky suddenly turn orange?
-
He ate an orange.
Where's my muffins?!?
-
Your hyperactivity caused you to eat them in a crazed frenzy and not be aware of it. Try slowing down.
What would make a useful untencil on a swiss army knife?
-
a DS!
does mario have a swiss army knife?
-
No, he's against knives.
Why am I always humanizing different characters all the time???
-
Because it's fun to do.
Should someone humanize a Yoshi?
-
No, Yoshies are not meant to be human.
Why are all the mushroom people called Toads?
-
It is deprived from toadstool, which is a type of mushroom.
Is there a draft in here?
-
Possibly.
Are you wide asleep?
-
No, I'm wide awake.
Who's the dude that moves to the beat?
-
Micheal Jackson.
Who likes to eat printers?
-
Yo Mama
Micheal Jackson or Jack Tompson?
-
I dunno.
Are they both the same people?
-
They're both hated.
What did you say?
-
I said take those stupid earplugs out!
Why is The Cheat yellow???
-
Because you are yellow.
Are you a cheat?
-
No, she's a code.
What is your name in binary?
-
DarthTedd01000000.
Why am I so hyper?
-
Because I accidentally put 23 tablespoons of sugar in your beverage....
I mean.... what?
-
That!
What is that?
-
Me!!!
A'm I anchored to the boards?
-
Umm.... yes.
Did you take a beating from a little girl?
-
Probably.
Why do questions end in question marks?
-
Because. Just because.
Why did the reindeer run Grandma over?
-
Because if it didn't, the song would not exist.
Why does Mario have the same first and last name?
-
I don't know.
Why is Strong Bad's last name in front?
-
You're looking at his driver's license.
What are you doing exactly?
-
I'm scanning doodlebook pages. Whilst wearing my Homestar Runner costume.
Will somebody get this freakin' cat away from me?!?
-
I will!
Was everyone happy when we got Mr.Melee back?
-
I never noticed he was gone. But now he's back! ^_^
What the crap???
-
It's in the toilet.
How did people do math problems before the eraser was invented?
-
They just put chalk dust on it to cover up the mistake ^_^.
Why was that?
-
'Cuz they were idiots. XP
What is up with The Cheat??? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28402475/)
-
Nothin. Just you.
Why you?
-
Umm... cookies.
Do my feet stink?
-
No.
Is ice skating cool?
-
Bad pun.
Did peoples really try to fade Coach Z?
-
No. People didn't, I did because I'm not a person.
Should Bird Person get rid of his Febreze drinking habit?
-
No! Febreze is good for you!
Do you eat water?
-
Naw, you drink it!
Should you?
-
Not before you check it for dangerous impurities.
What impurities?
-
Hydrochloride flubberrooo.
Very painful, indeed?
-
Yep.
What happens when you swallow a wad of gum?
-
You turn into the Pinkwad.
Pointless it is, nay?
-
Of course! Everything is pointless!
Why is it called The Mushroom Kingdom?
-
Because it is, doi.
Isn't it Peach's kingdom?
-
No, it's actually Luigi's.
Why Luigi's and not Mario's?
-
Because it's MINE!
Why?
-
Because you stole it from Luigi.
But how did Luigi get it in the first place?
-
He stole it from Mario
Where did Mario get it?
-
He found it at a garage sale.
How much did it cost?
-
How many coins does he have? (answer and question)
-
A gajillion.
How much is a gajillion?
-
A gajillion is in a gajillion.
Does a gajillion even exist?
-
Yes, it's the number after a bazillion.
What is infinity squared?
-
Infinity is mroe of a concept than a number.
Como es?
-
Hfidhsgiorhg hseriuh hfudi h ios ioajseiosvhgfiubhdrvn hisrf.
Which came first, the mouse or the computer mouse?
-
Neither; the Mouseasaurous came first.
What came first Yoshi or the egg?
-
Yoshi of course!!
Why are elephants scared of mice?
-
Because they're afraid they might step on 'em.
Purple boxing gloves??? (http://homestarrunner.com/newboots.html)
-
No, just me.
How many of us are aliens?
-
We're all aliens.
What happened tomorrow?
-
I don't know, it hasn't happened yet!
Why was I such an idiot to spill noodles all over the keyboard???
-
Because the noodles were trying to escape.
What were the noodles escaping from?
-
A: The shredder.
Q: Has anyone ever heard of Kajagoogoo?
-
Nope.
Does it include kangaroos?
-
Yes, because they do
why do I fart whenever I eat beans?
-
Because it's good for you!
Is that true?
-
It's tralse. (combination of true and false)
Why is it called a toilet?
-
Because you shouldn't let it become a toy.
Why shoud we use quick reply more often?
-
Because it makes for easier spamming! Err...I mean, posting!
Why doesn't the Dvorak keyboard spell out Dvorak like the Qwerty layout spells Qwerty in the top row?
-
Because I dont know what that means!
why am I crazier than you?
-
What? No one is crazier then me! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Why did 50 cent get his own game?
-
Because he's a whiney rapper who won't take no for an answer!
What's a farjar?
-
A jar that's far.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do?
-
Of course!
When on the Fungi Fourms, do as we do?
-
Yep.
Why "yep" and not "yes"?
-
To each his/her own.
Homestar is running along?
-
Ahh! I swallowed a bug!
Why does my sister(GiftedGirl) dress up in that stupid Homestar costume?
-
Because it's Halloween.
Why did they move Halloween from October to February?
-
They didn't, I just like being Homestar Runner.
Why?
-
It was either him or Strongsad.
Is this a pointless question?
-
Yes, because it doesn't have an exclamation point, only a question mark.
Actually, is this even a question!
-
Yes, you just shouted it out.
Why not?
-
Because it's crazy!
Why?
-
Space Ghost said so.
Many troubles you will face, nay?
-
Yay.
Why are you talking like a horse?
-
I'm not. Nay, in back-then times, means no.
Hay is for horses?
-
No, hay is for cows.
What the crap?
-
I like-a to say... Holy Crap!
Oh, my grapes, what was that?
-
It was grapes!
Why?
-
I have... no clue.
Butt dance again?
-
Do the Mario!
What in mushroom blazes?
-
Peach's castle is on FIRE!
So, someone want to put it out, or just let the princess burn?
-
Let her burn! Mwa ha ha ha...
Why am I obsessed with evil laughter?
-
cuz evil laughter is better than stupid laughing.
what is stupid lauphing?
-
Uh huh huh huh huh...
What does HA spell backwards?
-
Dog.
Why is the most popular Yoshi the color green?
-
Didn't you here? Green is the new red-orange!
How many Mario must make melons with mutant monkey's covered in maps?
-
... Wha? (question and answer)
-
...Tha!
What happened to the t at the end?
-
I came to all of you!
Haha?
-
LOLLIFICATIONZ0RZ0RLOL.
Why did I just type that in all caps?
-
'Cuz you have caps lock disease. It's been going around pretty bad.
Why am I suck a dork sometimes?
-
Because I have the IQ of a rutabaga sometimes.
Is caps lock evil?
-
No, not really...
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
-
Very carefully.
Why is the word ''dictionary'' in the dictionary?
-
So people know how to use it.
Butts twelve by pies?
-
*answers own qusestion*
Why does Stinkoman have blue hair?!?
-
Because he dyed it.
Why is there gravity?
-
Don't be silly, Lois, Christians don't believe in gravity! (Family Guy ref. ;D )
Mario?
-
Luigi.
Why isn't this in General Chat?
-
I don't.. know...for god's sake I DON'T...KNOW.....
what is general chat about?
-
Non-Mario brain droppings.
How long will it take for Paws, Inc.'s lawyers to shut down Lizard Dude's mirror of the Eagle_Fire Garfield Randomizer (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9039.0)?
-
Two months...probably more
who is Ichigo?
-
Two months...probably more
who is Ichigo?
Ichigo is "I": "Ich" in german means "I" and "ego" in latin means "I"! So II am Ichigo!
What a intelligent explanation! I'm SUPER!
-
well I'm not certain about THAT but... Ichigo is accutullay a charicter from Tokyo Mew Mew
E=mc2 + -10^ / 42 = $ + (.)(.) = Universe
is this a true eqation?
-
Wow! That's the GUT and TOE!
What should I get?
-
Wow! That's the GUT and TOE!
What should I get?
...............................................................................EH??????
-
*Shrugs sholders*
If a circle is happy and a square is sad, then how does the rectangle feel?
-
Recked.
Good golly, what happened to you?!?!
-
Oh, I'm dead. PSYCH!
Wanna know what I got?
-
Only if it's food.
I have some candy. Want some?
-
Yeah, why not. Unless they're poisoned!
Why would Mario go pay Bowser a formal visit on occasion?
-
Because he wouldn't.
Is that a booger dangling on your nose?
-
No...he's my friend, Jimmy Valentinte. Eh...just ignore him...he comes and goes...
Or was it....?
-
(finishes sentence) cupid!
Why don't people die when getting shot with an arrow by cupid, in the HEART!?!?!?!
-
because they dont have one....(explains the heart tipped bow)
Is it Valentines Day?
-
It's nine days too soon now!
What would Koops present to Koopie Koo on Valentine's Day?
-
a courage shell..................uh.. yeah
why does Mario get kissed so many times on PMTTYD?
-
'Cuz the girls like him, duh!
The Cheat is not dead?
-
You wanted him dead? (Q&A)
-
The cool people always die.
Do you think the Cheat is cool?
-
YES! I don't wanted him dead, he's too cute. I had the song "The Cheat is not Dead" on the brain.
Are we gonna hafta JUMP???
-
Who do ya think we are? Jumpman? (Answer and Question)
-
It's from Dangeresque, he's always havin' to jump for some reason.
Do you like to move it, move it?
-
no I do not want to go out with you!!!
?<insert Q here>
-
.<insert A here>
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
-
my ass...nya! he ha!! he ha!!! --ENOUGH!!!!! -~-{ qoute from Kung Pow }
who is Steve Oderek?
-
Exactly!
What is the velocity of a paratroopa?
-
x pixels per second.
What if Homestar Runner did not exist?
-
Then both Strong Bad and I would be happier.
Why do I like MSN?
-
Because you made MSN!!!
Why are my post per day dropping (yes, it dropped from 30 to 27 :()?
-
'Cuz of stupid flood control.
What the crap???
-
It's crap.
What are you doing?
-
Listening to "Strong Bad Sings and other type hits" over and over, making you running around the house screaming "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"
Did peoples really try to fade Coach Z?
-
If you want them to.
What is the square root of a cup?
-
Cups are not square!
Do some members join just to show their AC:WW information?
-
I joined way before that game came out.
Am I working on the third chapter of my Ghostbusters spoof?
-
No, cause you have Dangerresqe!
Is it spelled right?(as if i care)
-
I'm too lazy to watch the flash and check.
Am I a Strong Bad fan?
-
I dunno, are you? (q and a)
-
Yes he is or he wouldn't have asked the question!
Do we need anchors in our ships?
-
No, but I'm a girl.
Does my name sound feminine, masculine, or neutral?
-
Eh, masculine (please don't hurt me!)
A'm I quick or just a snail (random...)
-
*is weirded out*
Whacha have for lunch?
-
Beef "Cup Noodles", applesauce, and a cookies + cream chocolate milkshake. Not 3 minutes ago, either.
Do you appreciate the original GBA design as much as I do?
-
Maybe.
Are Fritos really the answer to everyone's problems?
-
Oh no! Funions are!
Are real onions equivalent to 4:34?
-
Pink digital camera.
Has anyone seen the new Strong Bad email?
-
Maybe.
What if Pac-Man stopped eating?
-
He'd starve.
Will you take this quiz? (http://quizilla.com/users/delightfuldiva/quizzes/Which%20Homestar%20Character%20Are%20You/)
-
Yah!
I got Strong Bad for the result!
Rock on!
Who are you?
-
PaperLuigi, I think....
Am I?
(I got the King of Town. I think it's 'cause I like to eat.)
-
Yes you are!
Will YOU read my murder mystery? (Which I have FINALLY finished, by the way).
-
I forgot all about it.
What if my dog was a person?
-
Then he/she wouldn't be able to run around naked anymore.
What do you think?
-
Nothing.
Why must the goood die young?
-
'Cuz someone's out to get 'em.
Who's that Pokemon?
-
It's a Mew, but Ash's too stupid to catch it. x_X
Why?
-
Because Misty's gonna check it (yep, I remember the characters...unforgetable)
Who else will catch it before Ash?
-
Jessie and James!
Why did they boot Misty off the show?
-
They did (answer and question)?
-
Yes, and it was a dumb decision.
I mean who likes May (the new girl)?
-
Not I!!!
Who agrees that the first season of pokemon was the only good season they had?
-
Yeah, I thought the Indego League seasons were the best.
What's your favorite Pokemon?
-
Uhhh...Pikachu? I forget everyone else.
Who's the guy who looks like The Cheat?
-
THE CHEAT. THE CHEAT.
Who's the one with the yellow feet?
-
Look at your answer to The Blue Toad's question.
Why am I compelled to sit on an old evergreen branch and pretend to fly?
-
Cloud pine, Jade. Cloud pine.
Why do we do hiphop dances on each other's heads?
-
Shut up, shut up, shut up! You're not supposed to ask that!!!
Or did I?
-
Possibly.
Do or do not...there is no try?
-
There's no hope. Muwahahahahahaha!
Why is it that GiftedGirl didn't know her own sister, Serafina Pekkala, was her sister?
-
Because it makes a great plot twist for out sitcom, "Fungi'd in the Forums".
And who has the starring role?
-
The out-to-lunch neighbor, Chup, and his bizarre get-rich-quick schemes!
What does the theme song go like?
-
*singingly*
What do you do in a mushroom?
I dunno!
You talk and you chaaaaaat!
Oh!
In the Fungi Fooooruuuuuuuums! BOP!
Dah noowwwwwwwwwwwwww-
You've been Fungi'd! *strike a pose*
And would GiftedGirl obviously be the hyper neighbor that lives in the room next to you in your apartment?
-
Well, I am hyper...
Who would Jade(Serafina) be in this sitcom???
-
I'd prob'ly be the normally comepletely sane one who you guys like to put on caffeine for your own viewing pleasure. And I would have a shrine to Orlando Bloom.
Why would I have a shrine to Orlando Bloom?
-
Because you drool over him in real life. YOU'RE A MINI VERSION OF MOM. Well, not that mini.
Would I have a shrine to Strong Bad in this show?!?
-
Yeah, but it's be hidden in your closet.
Is someone really going to make a topic like this?!
-
Yes. I think so.
-
Is this a double post?
-
yes
-
Is that your final answer?
-
No, I think I'll change.
I would really like to see this sitcom. Does anyone here know how to make good Flash movies?
-
He does! *points to random guy who can make Flash movies*
What's in your Coke?
-
Mint. ......Eww, mint!
How ya doin?!?
-
I'm super! Thanks for asking!
What cartoon character says that?
-
You do!
What you talkin bout, Willis?
-
I'm not Willis.
Why do people do things?
-
'Cuz you can't just sit around doing mothing. You'll rot away.
Who here has seen Wallace and Gromit?
-
The movie or the old shorts? (I've seen all of them.)
Why do I have a craving for hot dogs?
-
Because they are hypnotising you..... OooOOOooooooooOOoooohh....
Why does GiftedGirl keep stomping around the house holding a decorated stick(that came from a tree)?
-
It's called the Big Stick, Jade. With the capitalizing. And it's my weapon of choice.
Would you be scared if I stuck an apple with a scary face on it in your closet?
-
It depends if the apple became rotten and moldy or not.
Why can't I remember my stupid question?
-
Because you just asked it.
Where is it?
-
In Rougeport.
What's in Rougeport?
-
Rouge the Bat.
Why are my socks smelly?
-
Because they were not washed.
What does ignored mean?
-
See image below.
wheres dezzer?
-
idaho, alaska
is my sig true?
-
No, it's not true.
Do I say that because I'm a girl?
-
you ARE a girl?!?!
are you?
-
Duh.
Why is 'duh' used so much?
-
because it is French for 'yes' DUH! (i think..)
Que Pasa?
-
Some pasta? Sure!
Could this be any more amazing?
-
Was that a retorical question? (A and Q)
-
Why you ask?
-
Because I ate some peach nectar.
Where's Smithy?
-
In his grave.
In the End, what will happen?
-
Some guy will close the book, go to the bathroom, and watch TV.
-
No question. Will I blow up now?
-
yes
no?
-
What?
Excuse me, but I was wondering if I could ask you something.
-
Sure,
What is it?
-
Will Luigi ever rescue a princess by himself?
-
Yes.
And how will that happen?
-
He will fall into the room she's being held in. Shrek reference!
Do my feet stink? *holds up foot for the smell-test*
-
Eww, gross, I'm not smelling those things!
Will you do a silly dance?
-
Already did. And it sucked.
Do you throw ninja stars or tennis rackets?
-
Tennis rackets of course.
What's your favorite type of soup?
-
Blooper soup with a dash of Cheep Cheep.
Do you love Mario sea food?
-
Well, I've never tasted a Cheep Cheep, but I bet they taste like chicken. Or some sort of bird.
Why can't I stop posting?
-
Because you're a Fungi Forum "addict".
Are spirits delicious?
-
It depends on where the spirit came from.
Hey buddy, know where I can score some Fungi Forums? 'CAUSE I NEED SOME, MAAAN!
-
Yes, I hid some in The Mushroom Kingdom's banner.
Want to know how to kill a Goomba?
-
Stomp it.
How can Russia be as big as it is?
EDIT: Finally, it's post 400. I'm only 100 posts away from 500!
-
by Khold
what does RACECAR spell backward?
-
YO MAMA Me thinks. XD
Why did you say "by Khold"?
-
You're the reason why Russia is the biggest country in the world. For some reason. ???
Who will get the 150,000th post, and what will it say?
-
It will say "flibertigibet".
Is the system down?
-
No.
How come the "What If" thread is so similar to this?
-
It is? *insert creepy sci-fi music*
Can we brainwash the bunnies???
-
All of them but MIPS.
Who is MIPS?
-
Mini Inmpire Prison.
What is a pt_peach?
-
Thinking Person-Peach
Hold your hands out?!?!
-
No!
Are you going to read a book?
-
Uh.
Whuh?
-
Buh.
Zuh?
-
I dunno.
How many Wario's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-
One, because there's only one Wario.
Can iyy tyo4 eith opor eued vlidrf? (Can you type with your eyes closed?)
-
Indeed I can. And much better than you can, it seems.
*opens eyes* Why do you like UMR?
-
I don't know what UMR is.
Why did this and Mario Word Association get moved?
-
The world may never know.
Is the "Flying Tomato" an awesome guy, or what?
-
Heck yeah, he gave me a dollar.
When was the last time I checked this topic?
-
A jillion years ago.
Anyone seen the new Strong Bad email?
-
Soon.
What do video game characters do when the game is paused?
-
They're secretly planning to take over the world.
What DOESN'T happen?
-
Everything, dur.
Did I break my clavicus... majorus?
-
No.
Will I do a dance?
-
If... Pie... Farts...
Will I sing the cheats song on 500 the cheats if you dance?
-
Make her do the Hampster Dance.
If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call?
-
GHOST BUSTERS!
Could Luigi do the job just as well?
-
Yeah, he's proved himself.
Are you so glad The Cheat is not dead?
-
The Cheat is not deeeeaaaaaaad! I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
-
He uses...um...good question.
What does your DS taste like?
-
Like candy.
-
Panics for no question.
Should you panic too?
-
Don't panic.
How come so many old members are coming back?
-
They're coming out of retirement. :P
What would Luigi look like with a Mewtwo tail?
-
He would look like Luigi, with a Mewtwo tail.
How old are the Mario Bros?
-
Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't want us to know that.
Have you ever clicked on that banner ad on the top of the page?
-
I don't click banner ads. They make virus equal very yes, and that's not a good prize.
Where's my super suit?
-
Your super suit is where you last left it, unless it got moved.
Did GG just watch The Incredibles?
-
I've watched The Incredibles for the last three days.
Will you do a dance for me?
-
what kind of dance?
-
I do the Sponge
Are you ready?
-
Umm... was that a Sponge___ ______pants reference?!
Did I really eat that whole chocolate bunny?
-
The bunny, the bunny, yes you ate the bunny.
Is it butt dance again?
-
Like the rhythm's down your pants now.
Can glue substitute as a pain killer?
-
If you want a horrible taste in your mouth, yes.
But isn't glue poisonous if you eat too much?
-
Huh? I just drank some. Wait, it's non-toxic.
Do you have to go to the bathroom?
-
What kind of question is that?! :shock:
-
A rather shocking question. *shot*
Why is Link such a jerk on SSB LIve?
-
Cause the lady gamers can't get enough of him. ;)
What is the difference between two clocks?
-
One has two hands, and the other only has two feet.
If I have two apples, what time is it?
-
It's 2 apple clocks.
Do I go goo-goo over Linki...eh, Link?
-
Only if you're a baby.
Was it not a wonderful idea to move these abominable threads into their own section?
-
What does abominable mean? (Question and answer)
-
I don't know for sure.
Why isn't there a new Mailbag each week?
-
'Cuz they're lazy.
Who's they?
-
Your house pets.
If a shady guy offered you a million dollars, would you take it?
-
Yeah, and I'll get free shade.
Do you hate my nonsensical puns?
-
No.
If I give you $5.00 would you give me $10.00?
-
Yes. :-/
Should I just pretend that it's made of money?
-
Yes.
And while you're at it, could you buy us some pop?
-
I want an iced tea.
What if your household pets turned into people in the night?
-
Go to the "What if" thread.
May I have surgar with my iced tea?
-
Sorry, we're out of sugar. But we have salt!
How many fingers am I holding up?
-
Zero!!! Finger is only a word, dear child.
And what isn't a word??
-
cftr4cd8 e *head hit keyboard*
Why do we do silly dances with stuff down our pants?
-
Because we want to be little again.
Why would anyone want to be little again?
-
Because we all miss the sweet innocence of childhood... I gotta go for a bit. *leaves the room to cry* Okay I'm back.
Now, can we please get back to the issue of the gravy?
-
Clearly, the broccoli is next to Dad... (About two people besides me and Jess will know what we're talking about.)
Shouldn't I be doing work now???
-
Not now now, but back then... yeah.
What the crap?
-
Awww, but I don't smell nothin'.
Should I get my ruler out and tell you all to hold out your hands out so I can spank them?
-
No. Get a yardstick.
Are you gassy?
-
Whats (a) gassy? (question and answer)
-
He means "Are you farting a lot?"
Well, are you?
-
No!
Are you?
-
A lady never divulges into this kind of topic.
Why do I feel compelled to hit someone in the eyes with a baseball bat?
-
Because you want to hit...ME!!!
Why, oh why, do you want to hit me?
-
I dunno!
Whaaaaaaaaat are you doing?
-
I am about to bite into this donut.
*Bites donut, gun goes off, drops to the floor.*
Will I ever finish posting "The Ultimate Quest?"
-
I dunno,
what is "The Ultimate Quest"?
-
The quest to find the "One Ring"....or something like that, anyway.
What do sign writers write on their signs, when they go on strike?
-
*giggle*
Anyone wanna see the dance of the Bellossom?
-
no.
Can you post more than 1 question at a time?
-
No.
Anyone want to make another useless topic so I can be one step closer to making the 10,000th topic?
-
NO!!!!!!!
Why do I want to be the one to make the 10,000 topic?
-
'Cause........err.......how should I know?
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
-
Because his shape reminds us of a writing desk or rock.
Disco anyone?
-
NO. the seventies were over along time ago. Besides I can't dance.
Can anyone guess what I am doin right now? :o :o :o :o
-
Wondering where the smilies went.
Why do I see a bunch of hot dogs dancing to disco?
-
I dunno,
what is "The Ultimate Quest"?
My fanfic about Mario and Luigi, Sonic Tails and Knuckles, Kirby and Tuff, DK and Diddy and the TMNT teaming up to stop a madman plan developed by the combined forces of their enemies.
Now to answer the question:
Because they're hot and they like disco.
What does a purple gobstopper sound like?
-
a purple gobstopper
I know it says ask a stupid Q and get a stupid A but try not to say "No" or "I don't Know"
Event though i've said it several times.
Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "Mother in law" they always come out to be "Woman Hitler?"
-
Haha, no!
(Oh, riiight, Ultimate Quest. Sounds cool, Jman, sounds cool).
It got weird didn't it?
-
I haven't been paying enough attention to it to know. *goes back to eating pot roast*
Why is Elastigirl stretchy???
-
She's a superheroine duh :P
Why is grass green?
-
Well, grass and other plants' leaves are green because they contain a green pigment. The pigment is green because green absorbs sunlight needed for the plant to create its food and survive. This called photosynthesis. The name comes from photo, meaning light, which the green absorbs.
Why is it that whenever I check this topic I answer like that?
-
Because some people aren't asking stupid questions.
How come I'm almost the only one here in the mornings?
-
The rest of us sleep late.
Which way is up?
-
That way. *points up*
What the crap?
-
What the crap.
Why is Jack Thompson an idiot?
-
Because most people are.
What should my next fanfic involve?
-
A Xantiphobic(sp?) Pikachu.
What is the most common color in a Yoshi?
-
Judging by the games, green.
What was the last game you bought?
-
I bought SMBD today.
Is this a question?
-
Yeah, dur.
Are there... PEOPLE... out there?
-
What do we look like, aliens? (A+Q)
-
No, silly.
How does Hitmonchan type with boxing gloves on? *brick'd*
-
The same way Strong Bad does.
What are you doing?
-
None of your business.
Why is it none of your business?
-
Because you're not supposed to know.
How does Strong Bad give NOOGIES with boxing gloves on? *brick'd again"
-
that's his secret.
Why do I like to keep posting in this thread?
-
Because you like answering stupid questions.
Do you like asking stupid questions?
-
sometimes.
Should I stay or should I go?
-
Stay with us and live!
Did you really consider leaving us? *sad puppy eye look*
-
Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
What do you think?
-
I don't know, dahling.
What's the point of "Albatross!"?
-
to drop bombs on unsuspecting peoples heads. (i.e. you)
You know that song, "She'll be coming around the mountain"?
Who is she?
-
Her.
Why is this topic misspelled? *it says "qusestion" instead of "question"*
-
Because the creator didn't check for spelling errors.
What time is it?
-
3:09
Why do you need to know?
-
I have an appointment at 3: 09... and I missed it!!!
Has anyone seen that stupid Pizza Hut commercial?
-
Let me ask... *walks away*
Hey Anyone! Have you see that new Pizza Hut commercial?
-
You're funny.
Albatross?
-
What about an albatross?
What about an albatross?
-
Albatross is a freakin' sea bird, it don't come in flavors. Albatross!
Why did I draw Homestar Runner riding on Lugia's back?
-
You love Pokemon.
Can you get cornered in a round room?
-
Yes, if there are enough people to corner you.
What happens if you drink a cup of Febreze?
-
You turn into a bird... person.
Why do I shout "Albatross!"?
-
Because you either saw one or read the word somewhere.
Why is it hard to end a sentence with a preposition?
-
Preposition? What's that? *brick'd for ignorance*
How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on? *brick'd again*
-
Preposition? What's that? *brick'd for ignorance*
Lemme give you some examples of prepositions since english is one of my best(but not right now because it is a more advanced english class)subjects.
Common Prepositions:
around
at
about
beside
below
beneath
of
around
with
wihtout
over
under
thorough
in
before
outside
above
forward
for
That is about it for now. There are more I just can't think of them.
-
/me answers GG's question
I think that question has been asked several times before, and most of us don't know.
What does it mean if you get "brick'd?"
-
It means that someone throws a brick at me. I don't know who, just someone.
Why doesn't Homestar have arms? *brick'd a third time*
-
Because he doesn't. It's straight logic.
Why is it straight logic?
-
Because the logic is straight. you know... uh...
s l
t o
r g
a i
i c
g
h
t.
-4 + -4 = ?
-
Aaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh!!!
Do I hate math?
-
Most likely.
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
-
no i'm already "hot" enough.
Does anyone miss me when I don't post that often?
-
Yes!
Do I really?
-
I dunno, I can't read minds.
Would you believe me if I told you I can morph?
-
No.
What was the last stupid thing you've done?
-
Answering your question.
Why are Luigi's snores louder than Mario's on SSBM?
-
i guess luigi has sleep apnea worse than mario does.
Why can't i think of a question?
-
Because you're too busy thinking of an answer for the last question.
Have you found dezzer yet?
-
no but I've found Waldo(I promise this is the last post for now).
Is the only stupid question the question no one asks?
-
And what kind of question would that be? (A and Q)
-
The question would be this!:
"Hmmm...do I want to eat myself?"
-
That depends. What do you taste like? (answer and question)
-
Strawberries.
If a made an animation of Mario running away yelling and screaming from something, would you enjoy it?
-
Running is fun.
Why am I wearing a watch???
-
Because it reminds you of Stong Bad. You see, it has his picture inside it XD!
Why do I have a list of smilies on a note on my computer desk?
-
So that you can remember all your smilies. (Stong Bad?!? Okay, that's it. DELETED! *buzzer noise*)
... What happened to me there???
-
I think you and Strong Bad developed some kinda telepathic link and mow you guys can controll each other at certain times...
Did that happen with me and Z-baby(Coach Z)?
-
Yes. I kinda video taped it...
Wait, how can GiftedGirl and Serafina Pekkala be online at the SAME TIME?
-
They can't!
Why do I shudder when I say shudder?
-
Because you do. (Actually, we can be on at the same time, if I lock Jess in the closet and use her name on the computer. >:) )
Cookies?
-
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
Tea?
-
YES PLEASE!
Why does poop stink?
-
because you stink.
Why did I post this picture?
-
Because you didn't know how to make a puking smiley.
Am I the most crazy member, cause if I'm not, who is?
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Me!(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthemushroomkingdom.net%2Fboard%2Findex.php%3Faction%3Ddlattach%3Btopic%3D6204.0%3Battach%3D1217%3Bimage&hash=edbec8a939cae9dea2496d49f4757341)
Why do we wear clothes?
-
Because without them, our skins would be naked.
Why hasn't anyone changed the "qusestion" to "question" yet?
-
Because the person who created this topic dosent exist!
Do you ever spend time looking at people's profiles?
-
Sometimes.
Am I playing Mario Kart DS right at the moment?
-
Yes, You kick buttocks.
Why dosent Mario Shave?
-
Cause it's hard to shave off pixles
Why does Luigi wear green?
-
Because he's Luigi.
Why do I think Dr. Mario isn't a docter?
-
Because someone died in his office.
Why do I constantly bug Strong Bad about his boxing gloves???
-
Because you want him to fight Hitmonchan.
Why?
-
Hey, it'd be coolies.
Why do I humanize charecters like crazy?
-
Because you find it to be interesting.
How many ribs have you had cracked from being brick'd all the time?
-
None. I get brick'd in the head. And I have a pretty hard head.
I've had enough of your tricks! You think you can pull one over on ME?
-
Yes, of course.
Why do I want somone to PM me?
-
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis
exponebantur ad necem.
Should I use a marker to color my beard?
-
That would depend on the kind of marker.
What color marker would you use?
-
He'd prob'ly use green.
Will you fix Jim's saxophone?
-
I would, if I knew what was good for me.
What if you sang the little song I wrote note for note?
-
Huh???????
Do I smell nice?
-
I don't know, since the Internet can't transmit smells.
What was the first stupid thing you've done?
-
I tried to fly... that was when I was two.
Do YoU lIkE iT wHeN i Do ThIs?
-
Nope.
I'm sorry, would you like some ice cream?
-
Uh, sure.
When will the next Mailbag (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/mailbag.shtml) come out?
-
That's what I was gonna ask!
When will it be?
-
When there are enough questions for one.
If there aren't enough questions for a Mailbag, where would the staff get questions from as filler?
-
Ask The Mushroom Mage.
When will Bowser go through therapy?
-
When he see's Mario Fly.
Wheres Waldo?
-
Ow! My eyes hurt from searhing too hard.
What is my destiny?
-
To dance to this song. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/guineapig)
Why do I have these morphing powers? Is it for some higher calling?
-
Morphing powers?
What morphing powers?
-
that *points*
Why is it that if were talking to God were praying, BUT if God is talking to us were considered mentally insane?
-
It's Modern times, not Medieval or Rennaisance.
What would you call this age?
-
2006.
Do you want a CT?
-
Yes!
Should I get my hair cut today?
-
I dunno.
What do you think?
-
i dunno
Why is it year 2006 when it should be year 6,000,000,000+ ?
-
It's 2006 on our calendar.
What are you tired of?
-
Politics. And if you argue, we shall debate it.
What would happen if Sonic the Hedgehog and Homestar Runner met?
-
I had a fanfic like that once... 'cept the HSR peoples got turned into Sonic-ish versions of themselves...
What would happen if someone made a Pokemon/Homestar Runner crossover?
-
You would get excited and something would happen to you.
Do you have any pets?
-
Does the Lizard Dude I slept with count? <-- Stupid answer and question all-in-one.
-
!!!
You slept with Lizard Dude?
-
Oh heck no!!!
Why did this question come up???
-
Does the Lizard Dude I slept with count? <-- Stupid answer and question all-in-one.
That's why.
What was the last thing you ate?
-
A slice of Dominos' Pizza.
Why hgklhgkjgkughuog headhitkeyboard...did I just fall asleep on the keyboard?
-
But seriously, man?
-
Seriously, man... er girl.
What time is it?
-
Depends on what time zone you live in.
What time zone do you live in?
-
A post I made somewhere in the Fungi Fourms gives a hint.
Can you find that post?
-
If I don't faint from exhaustion first.
Why am I so absent minded at night?
-
because your teenage mind was naturally was supposed to go out and wander(phsically, like going to the mall or something), but you stopped it by posting replys on the FF.
why smb ?
-
Cause it's SMB!
What more reasons do ya need?
-
a lot more.
Why is there pictures of dancing bannannas on the internet?
-
What's a bannanna?
Is it related to a banana?
-
No, it's related to an appple.
What's yer beef?
-
Beef, who said anything about beef?
Why must I wear a dress to the Mario Hotel dance?!?!
-
Salmon. It's the new pink meat.
If I were as old as dirt what color would my pokemon be?
-
Brown.
Again, why must I wear this dress?!?!
-
Because I said so!
Why do I have soooo much authority?
-
Because you planned the whole thing.
Why can't I shake the thought of Bowser and Robotnik doing a jig?
-
They are the villains of two series' that were bitter rivals back in the early 90's. In other words, it's a funny thought! Although in some fanworks, I think Mario and Sonic have set aside their differences since Sega left the console wars.
Why did I make my answer so long?
-
Because. Just because.
Has anyone seen the new Harry Potter movie?
-
No.
Why haven't I seen it?
-
Because you are lame. I kid!
Why am I fangirlishly obsessed with Strong Bad?
-
He's a hot gruffy voiced dude in a wrestling mask that checks Emails. Yum!
Is any character on that site other than The Cheat worthy of the great Strong Bad's presence?
-
Er... um... uh... I gotta go to the bathroom! *runs off*
When spiders in your dreams want you to tapdance, do you have to tapdance?
-
Only on saturdays, when leaves are on the ground..
What is mario's middle name?
-
Mario. What Else?
*crash*
Mother: MARIO MARIO MARIO!
Mario: oh **** now im in trouble!
if i told you that pi was 3.14274918957294529551049576109395692345671183855193756519365718354218..........(endless)
what would you say?
-
Ooooooh s***!
Master Payne (or Pain), what do we do?
-
ummm....you go that way! I'll go home!
-
NO QUESTION.
Why did I draw a picture of Harry Potter as a Pikachu?
-
Because you want to see pikachu with a scar and glasses.
Why havent i asked anyone to the Mario Hotel Dance yet?
-
You don't waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant to...
Albatross?
-
Yes, it's a bird.
Do we open the mouth?
-
Duh.
Why is this topic becoming logical?
-
Because we caaaaaaaaan...
Why is Strong Bad begging me to let him ask a stupid question on here?
-
Beacuse he's stupid.
Why are these Fourms called the fungi fourms?
-
Because a majority of the members here enjoy examining various todastools and mushrooms.
This or that? (stolen!)
-
Sorry, I don't speak English
If the manual told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?
-
Yes.
If I told you guys to bite me would you?
-
Of course not. I respect you a heck of a lot.
Why did I just say that?
-
because you respect her a heck of a lot.
Have you ever noticed that I'm the only person in this forum who sometimes forgets to put a period at the end of my sentences?
-
No
Was that on purpose?
-
Maybe.
Did anyone notice the mathematical significance of today?
-
I hate math!
Why does that crap have to be a part of life?
-
because if 5 people dont care and if 10 do, 6,000,000,000 won't.
Should We have Avatars?
-
Yes
What kind of Avatars should we have?
-
Nice ones.
Should we be able to set our own CTs?
-
No.
Why shouldn't we?
-
I don't know, since you're the one who said we shouldn't.
Have you blocked the ads at the top of this page?
-
I didn't see any ads on top of the page, so yes
Who wouldn't block ads?
-
The people who make them.
Why is my picture of mario spinning in indefinite circles?
-
He's tipsy.
Should you make a Tipsy Toad?
-
Maybe.
Which sprite and from what game?
-
I dunno.
Will someone take a look at my custom sprites?
-
Wow. Nice. (OMG its TMM!)
Should I write a story?
-
If you want to, go ahead.
TMM? Does that mean Tokyo MewMew?
-
To me, yes it does.
do you think there is too many Mario fan games?
-
There are a lot
Do you like this sprite of me? (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg155.imageshack.us%2Fimg155%2F2219%2Fkojinkasprt5jn.png&hash=ef91cb7b1344e43479b655084a4ccb85)
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Ish pwetty! ^_^
Can you guess what I'm eating?
-
Strong Bad Pizza.
What should I do first: pre algebra or math?
-
Whichever one you wanna do... (Strong Bad pizza, that's funny!)
Should I finish humanizing all the Pokemon? (I'm halfway there)
-
What are you going to do with them? (Q & A)
-
I bet she'll put them on her deviantART page.
Why not sell them?
-
Because of Copyright laws
Do you celebrate TMK's birthday?
-
No, not really, no.
Mutro?
-
Uh... what about a Mutro? (question and answer)
(Legally, GiftedGirl owns the copyright to all her drawings. So she could sell them if she wished.)
-
My fake Pokemon.
Is there a Pokemorph on here?!?!
(BTW, I don't plan on selling my artwork. I'll only sell it if I get in the comic book buisness.)
-
Does Pretty Pikachu lady count? (A&Q)
-
Yes! That's the Pokemorph!
Does Coach Z got money?
-
does that big maddalion thingie on his *chest* count? (Q & A)
-
Nooooooooooo... that's his "bling".
Gah! Why does everyone keep asking if something counts or not?!?!
-
Maybe they wanna know the details before they answer.
Shouldn't you be doing your work now?
-
Yes.
Are you going to celebrate Lizard dude's birthday?
-
No one told me his birthday was coming up!
When is it?
-
I don't know his birthday, but I DO know the day when he faked his death.
Do you want to know what it is?
-
Oh yes!
Isn't this intresting: ^~^?
-
Yes. (BTW his LD birthday in april)
Did anyone know that my birthday is in the same month as LD's?
-
No, but now we do.
Must you poke me repeatedly?
-
Don't you like Pokemon? (A&Q)
-
That's not what I meant. I meant like *pokes you*.
Tea?
-
If it's the kind from a Chinese restraunt, then yes.
Cheese sticks?
-
Hmm... goes to eat a cheese stick*
Butterfree?
-
No, Beutifly of whatever it may be called, or Purin. Yes, Purin Pwns.
Have you ever noticed that when you change the langauge from English to Japenese on SSBM it will say KOOPA instead of BOWSER and PURIN instead JIGGLYPUFF? (definite improvement there)
-
Hmm... No, no I haven't. Then again, I've never done that.
Pika, Pikachu?
-
I'm sorry, I can't understand Poke'Talk.
Why is Yoshi wearing a back brace?
-
It's obviously a saddle.
What are you doing?
-
Playing Halo
Why do you want to know?
-
She's curious.
What was your first word?
-
A word, of course.
What happens if you get a blue shell, move into first place, and use it?
-
You die a horrible death.
What would happen if the Ninja Turtles met the Mario brothers?
-
Pizza party!!!
Is Donkey Kong related to King Kong?
-
5, duh!
Where is the Place located?
-
Across from the Thing.
Do you think the sign in Mario 64's back court-yard really says L is real 2401?
-
What??? Where does it say that?(Q & A)
-
It's in the courtyard where the Boos are. The sign is under a statue of a star.
You did play SM64, right?
-
No, my darling did.
Am I dumb?
-
Yes. (jk)
Why do I like to kid around?
-
Because you're the dumb one!!! (j/k, j/k my friend)
Why doesn't TOad smoke cigars?
-
They're bad for you.
Why are you here?
-
Because I want to become invincible! (and I beat SM64DS with 150 stars)
If you all of a sudden got a dollar, what would you do?
-
Keep it. It's just a dollar.
Who is Louisa's mother?
-
Me.
Why me???
-
Because. Just because.
What will I see in Washington DC this summer?
-
"Have you seen this man?" posters with my face on them.
What rhymes with "place" and contains "eat?"
-
You brain boggler, you!!! X( *faints*
What is your true color?
-
Red. The color of blood
Does ANYONE in the FF have Halo for the PC?
-
Maybe. I haven't talked to Anyone since GG complained about the Pizza Hut commercial.
Are you planning on buying a Stairway to Heaven?
-
NO, I intend to get it for free. (I hope)
Does your ancestry trace back to a famous person?
-
Not that I know of.
How do you know Louisa's mom is not Daisy? (note: Daisy is Louisa's mom in my Mario fanfics)
-
I don't.
Goggle buddies?
-
Goggle buddies?
What do you mean by that?
-
We each get a pair of goggles and be buddies. ^_^
Cookie? *holds out two fortune cookies*
-
Hmm. "This is a fortune, doofus, so read it."
Why are fortune cookies so aggressive?
-
They are written by people that don't know you.
What do you get when you cross a pizza guy with a plumber?
-
Ummm... a pizza-eating plumber, I guess.
Why isn't American food everyone's favorite?
-
Beacause it's not American.
Why is that not so simple?
-
Because humans are complexed beings.
Anyone else get a snow day?
-
Not me. Although they say we're gonna get snow, once here there was snow in April...
Should I make you do a dance?
-
No, because I can't dance.
Can anyone give me a name of a really good Dance Instructor?
-
Ashley something-or-other.
Is the world really plain and simple?
-
Parts of it are.
What was the first Mario game you played?
-
Super Mario Bros. Deluxe, for the Game-Boy Color. (I didn't have a Nintendo, 64, or Super Nintendo, and still don't.)
Why does Mario have to be the main character?
-
Because he looks good in red.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
-
Are You Doooooiiiiinnnngggggg!!!!!!!!!!!
Why haven't they made a 20x6 version of the Cheat yet?
-
You WANT to see the Cheat as Pikachu? (Q&A)
-
*sheepishly raises hand*
What if someone came up to you and started hitting you with fairly small fish whilst doing a silly dance?
-
I'd grab the fish from it, slap him or her with it, then give that fish to my cats.
Who else's first Mario game was SMW?
-
Santa's.
Why was Jamie Cryin'? (*hint* Van Halen reference *hint*)
-
Because it was me.
Why did my fish talk to my friend online?
-
It was lonely.
When does 2+2=5?
-
When your piece of chalk turns into a worm.
How do Pop-Tarts work?
-
Like yo brain.
What is your quest?
-
Uh, I don't really have one.
Have you ever been to the chatroom (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/chatroom/)?
-
No.
Did you play with a princess house when you were little?
-
No one has to know that. I mean, no I didn't.
What's the stupidest question you can think of?
-
how come some people think they can here voices in telephones?
now somebody comment on grilled cheese sandwiches]
-
OK
Why are grilled-cheese sandwiches good?
-
Because Yoshi-Kong told you to comment on them.
What was the last game you bought?
-
SMB Deluxe!
Why do we pick on Mario so much?
-
Because it's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun--!
Why am I humanizing every Pokemon???
-
Because you forgot to humanize me.
Why haven't you cartoonized me???
-
because you arent a pokemon (i think....?)
Why wont anyone post on "A Mario Story: You Add 1 Sentance To the Tale II"?
-
I do, just not yet.
Why do I think this a fun game?
-
Because Donatello told you you did.
Am I really error?
-
I don't know are you?
Does anybody think he his?
-
Not me.
1. What... is your name?
2. What... is your quest?
3. What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
-
1. <-----
2. To answer stupid questions.
3. It is.... Hey! That isn't a stupid question!
What do you think is the dumbest thing you've said here?
-
Uhhh.... an "****" curse?
What's for lunch?
-
Your face.
What's a Nancy?
-
Reagan's wife.
When can get some of those Sweet Cuppin' Cakes?
-
From my bakery on the corner of Washington and Texas.
How did I get to be in the second semester of my grade?
-
I don't know that! *is cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril*
What lies in the Castle Aaagh?
-
A humble orb that can only be activated by Homestar Runner for the purpose of beating Strong Bad in a televison contest.
Why did I just...*falls onto floor* *18 hours later* karate chop myself in the groin?
-
Eww! I didn't need to know that!!!
Why do I feel compelled to watch recordings of episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos??? ("Obviously, she loves candy, but it goes right through her.")
-
Because it's funny to watch people do stupid things, like karate chop themselves in the groin. *coughJmancough*
What was the last movie you've seen?
-
The Sandlot
Would Sonic X be better if I had written the script?
-
Oh yes, about 75% better, I think.
Where would this world be without video games?
-
Well, this website wouldn't exist.
What is dactyloscopy?
-
That's not a stupid question, so I'm not answering it.
What do you think will happen on April Fool's Day this year?
-
The greatest prank in video game history will be pulled.
Huh? (lack of originality)
-
Oh.
Do you know the muffin man?
-
Yes. he's that fat guy who lives on Drury(?) Lane.
Who's married to the Muffin Man?
-
Mrs. Muffin Man.
Who doesn't know the Muffin Man?
-
Probably Homsar.
Can we pour some glowstick liquid into someone's Mountain Dew?
-
Yes, but it would taste bad.
Do you have any pets?
-
Many. Mostly cats.
Why didn't I give a stupid answer?
-
It is stupid because I asked a stupid question.
Do you think Lizard Dude will die again on April 1?
-
Nah, he'll most likely play a new prank.
Will you?
-
No. I never died, so I can't die again.
What is the most stupid thing ANYONE has ever said here?
-
I don't know you tell me.
Can someone tell me what the stupidest thing was?
-
"*You ask a stupid question like:
Why doesn't Mario shave?
*And you get a stupid answer followed by a new stupid question like:
Cause it's hard to shave off pixles
Why does Luigi wear green?
*So I'll start. After this post, every response should contain an answer followed by a question."
Why does Mario like red?
-
It hides the blood when he gets killed.
Why does Luigi like green?
-
So Mario, in a way, has two younger, taller, thinner bros in green whose names begin with 'L'.
(I sometimes think of Link as a sort of brother to M&L, seeing as they were created by the same man.)
How can Baby Mario drink so much water and not explode?
-
Well, Why can't Mario?
Why can't Luigi do what Mario can, I mean they're Bros.?
-
Beacuse they are not DUPLICATES!
Will you look at (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cosplaycuties.net%2Facen03%2Fphotos%2Facen03-05b.jpg&hash=d567338fb08d810e71a477c8b76ac9c4)this[/url]?
-
No.
Where is the beef?
-
In the cow.
How come my teacher gave me a Health book for the second semester of science?
-
Do I look like your teacher? (A&Q)
-
Do you have a long curving nose, gray tangled hair, and the ability to bench press a Hummer? (Q and A)
-
Nope.
Was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the revolver???
-
I don't go to the library very much.
What's the difference between crap and poo?
-
Pooh is a bear, crap is poop.
Did brave Sir Robin run away?
-
Yes.
I don't think he was brave enough, do you?
-
Guess not.
Where did brave Sir Robin go?
-
He went to get new armor cause he wet his old ones out of fright.
Is your mother a hamster?
-
No, but she is a pixie fairy.
Is your father from the magical underground world of Atlanta, Georgia?
-
No, but I live near Atlanta.
Why is Nintendo in Japan instead of here?
-
Because that's where it was created.
If there are five berries in a tree, how many are there?
-
How many are there of what? (Q and A)
-
There are many clones of me. Just look it up.
Why is wikipedia one of the best sites in the world?
-
Because it has information on almost everything.
Salt?
-
Yes please.
Pepper?
-
No way!
Cookies?
-
Heck Yes!!!!
Can I have more than a million?
-
You'll need a big oven to bake that many.
Do you have the money for one?
-
Acually I don't.
Do you have some for me?
-
Not for you, no.
Do I even have money?
-
Maybe, if you are a millionare.
How do you know when someone is about to give you a new custom title?
-
Uhh.....I actually don't know.
Does that mean I lose?
-
If you don't know, then yes.
Was I kidding?
-
Nice joke.
If I dressed up as Mario and Played the Piano at a Talent show, then posted it here, would Lizard Dude sue me?
-
Yes, most likely.
But will we hold a funeral for you?
-
It matters, does anyone know where he lives? (Q&A)
-
No, we are all oblivious to that fact.
Will this hold a problem?
-
No... yes... I don't freakin' know!
Would you like to be in the Triwizard Tournament?
-
No, since you could die from it.
Have you been a victim of any April Fool's Day jokes yet today?
-
Nope. I got prom tonight.
-
NO QUESTION.
It's April Fools already?!
-
No. APRIL FOOL! Yes, it is.
Is Lizard Dude really alive?
-
No. I killed him.
Is this an April Fools joke??
-
Well if it is, Its not funny.
Can you get the book at the bottom of the red coin bottle on SMS?
-
Ummmmm...
Is this a stupid question?
-
Maybe.
What isn't a stupid question?
-
That doesn't make sense.
Why doesn't it make sense?
-
Because you don't make sense. (jk)
Am I typing?
-
no, not as of now.
If I said I can't speak a word of English, (I really can't!) What would you say?
-
Bull!
If you can't speak a word of English, then how did you type that question in good English?
-
ummmmm...oops.--No comprende senoir.
Are you English?
-
I'm an American.
(And that's sinorita. I'm a female who has never been married.)
-
No Question.
Can I add you (Kojinka) to my buddy list?
-
Sure thing
Are we the only two on at the moment?
-
At the moment you were, but I have now come.
Why am I so addicted to Skittles? Ack! *chokes on one.*
-
Because you tasted the rainbow and now you can't get enough.
What is your favorite flavor of Skittles?
-
The rainbow.
Me?
-
No.
Chuck Norris?
-
-_-
Anyone seen Chicken Little yet?
-
No.
Have you?
-
Nope.
Seen any good movies lately?
-
Yes. I enjoyed the movie King Kong (new version).
How about you?
-
Nope.
Is it because I live in the "Middle of Nowhere"?
-
I didn't know you lived there.
Where is that?
-
If we knew, it wouldn't be Nowhere anymore.
Doesn't Courage the Cowardly Dog live there?
-
Yes.
Why is wario fat.
-
Because he's rich.
Why is Wario rich?
-
'Cuz he's a greedy thief who cares only about himself.
Why do I feel the need to draw Winnie the Pooh humanizations?
-
Beacuse you need to do Wario.
Why do I like Barbie movies?
-
YOU LIKE BARBIE MOVIES!!!!
ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
-
I'm not, I hate Barbie movies.
Anyone here besides me still like Winnie the Pooh?
-
I still like it to a certain extent.
What?
-
*Smiles* *Screams* *Laughs*
What is the definition of...sfhsaRH?
-
To be sfhsaRHish.
Don't you hate definitions like that?
-
Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah...
Kevin?
-
No, I don't think so...
Paul?
-
Yeah. John, George, and Ringo are also here. They hope to become a successful group someday.
Deal or No Deal?
-
It matters, what's the offer?
-
A baby eagle named Stephen.
Will you take him?
-
I'll take him! ^_^
Will you trade him for a Mankey?
-
If Mankeys were real, but no.
Why would you want one?
-
I'm Hungry.
Why is the world round?
-
Besause it isn't flat.
Wha isn't the world flat?
-
Because eventually someone might walk off the edge, or we'd be laughed at by all the other planets for looking like a pancake. Otherwise, I'm not sure wha.
Do we want you to join the U.S. Army?
-
No way. I'll never join.
Why won't I?
-
You want to live.
What is this?
-
A question.
Why did I draw pics of me and my sis as Winx girls?
-
Ummm... What are you talking about?
-
Winx club, dur. (http://img2.kult-mag.com/photos/00/00/57/47/ME0000574770_2.jpg)
Why did I draw up all those Winnie the Pooh humanizations?
-
Cause you've got nothing better to do.
What is Glitch City?
-
A city of glitchy video games.
Why hasn't Serrifina Pekella been on in a while?
-
Because GiftedGirl locked her in the closet.
Who let the dogs out?
-
I did of course
Who let the snails out?
-
That guy.
Who let you back in the house?
-
I know how to open a door.
Who doesn't know how to?
-
A cat.
What do you do if a nuclear warhead is headed straight for you?
-
Get out of its way.
What annoys you here?
-
Nothing, everything's cool.
What's the coolest thing on the site?
-
The fact that everything's cool.
Or is it the free egg nog?
-
Egg nog sucks!
Don't you all agree with me?
-
I do, completely!
What is the highest number ever known?
-
The one that's on cocaine.
Whats the lowest number ever known?
-
Negative Infinity
????
-
You must be the one on cocaine. XD
Who do I want to be like when I get older?
-
Strong Bad.
What is an example of humorous dialogue in any Victorian literature? (No this isn't for homework....*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
-
I'm not answering that. This is for stupid questions.
Would you want an image in your sig?
-
Yea...
Why haven't I got a private message in a while?
-
Because you used incorrect grammar.
Why did you use incorrect grammar?
-
Cause I've been walking on clouds and flipping off rainbows on the wiiiiiiiings of an emaiiiil...
Is this a question?
-
Maybe, good sir.
Good sir?
-
I'm not a dude!
???
-
Yes, of course.
"Hey, what's that you got on your face?" (Army of Darkness quote)
-
Eyes, nose, mouth, etc.
Why?
-
Egg nog sucks!
Don't you all agree with me?
Oh no way. I think egg nog is one of the best Christmas drinks on the planet!
Now back to the actual last question...
Because I felt like it.
What happened to this place?
-
It fell into a Pooh-hole.
Why am I obsessed with Winnie the Pooh as of late?
-
I don't know why.
Why do you like it?
-
BECAUSE I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Huh? Wha? where'd my shoe go?
-
I stole it why you weren't looking ;-)
Where did I put it?
-
In the toilet.
Why does it belong there?
-
Because I got it out. (-_-)
Does GG want it back?
-
Nnnnope!
But who does?
-
Some elderly man living in a hole under a large bridge...
Dontcha wanna Fanta?
-
No.
Why would I suddenly want one?
-
Because you... can...
Shouldn't I be doing my work?
-
Yeah, probably. :-/
Is it time for tea already?
-
No, I don't like tea.
Do you?
-
Not really.
What about iced tea?
-
I can tolerate it.
Will you find the area of this pine cone? *holds up a pine cone*
-
Yes. Area of your pine cone=area of your pine cone. :D
Was that a good answer?
-
Sure I guess.
Was it?
-
I don't know. I was asking you.
Was it?
-
I don't know.
Who was asking who who asked who before who when he asked who?
-
Holy crap, no!
I'll share my ice cream if you want some. Do you want some?
-
What kind is it?
-
It is plastic flavored.
Can your PC do this?
-
If only...
Who is your best friend?
-
My best friend. XD
What is his/her name?
-
I can't decide between the two, so I'll just say Clayton, Tony, and the Ghost That Never Lies.
That was three, wasn't it?
-
No, it was two.
Trace Memory?
-
I dunno.
Dear Strong Bad, can you draw a dragon?
-
I'm not Strong Bad.
Why not email him?
-
Because he's real.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.physlink.com%2FFun%2FEinsteinCards%2FEinsteinTongue.jpg&hash=dd365699f72be51bd548ead18ec3a216)
Who is pictured above?
-
It obviously isn't Albert Einstein.
Who is it really?
-
I could have sworn I saw him with Elvis at least two nights ago...anyway, he's obviously Barney the Friendly T-Rex.
...or was it?
-
I think it's the guy that wears this suit:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nycentertainment.net%2Fsitebuildercontent%2Fsitebuilderpictures%2Fbarney.jpg&hash=6bca1425aa745e5de7de8728381aa88f)
What would happen if the infinite probabilty drive didn't exist?
-
Ummm I would say "WTD".
What the crap did you just say, but in German this time?
-
Dieses ist, was ich sagte.
O RLY?
-
YA RLY!
Is that really how you say it in German?
-
According to the Google Language Translator, yes. :)(However, I do know about one or two phrases in German)
Who loves the Chocolate?
-
Ooh, ooh, pick me! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Do a dance?
-
Sure.
Which one?
-
Any dance.
Is Freddy Fish guilty?
-
Who's this freakin' Freddy Fish? (try saying those last three words three times fast :P )
-
Freakin' Freddy Fish, Fleakin'... GAH!
Who here likes feet?
-
I am not Mr. Deed's servant.
Or am I?
-
I dunno what you're talkin' 'bout.
What caused the Democratic party to split in 1860?
-
Wasn't it slavery?
-
I guess...
Do YOU know YOUR ancestors!??!?!!
-
No. They weren't able to live long enough to even know my grandparents.
Was that a stupid enough answer?
-
My sources say... yes.
What would you do if a Heffalump got in your house?
-
I'd give him a pot of honey and be hospitable.
Wouldn't everyone?
-
Stewie would... but then he'd train it for his personal army.
Where's my question?
-
In your mind.
Why are you doing that to yourself?
-
Why am I doing what?
-
Exactly.
Would you care for an apple?
-
Not emotionally, but I want to eat one right now.
Will I ever return to the Mario bar now that I got blow'd up by a bomb?
-
Since you got blow'd up, I guess you're dead. Well, I'll always think of you when I see a man standing next to a giant J (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7949.0;attach=1295;image).
Did you know that if you microwave marshmallow Peeps, they expand and get warm?
-
Duh. I did that with regular marshmallows today.
KiSS dolls!
-
I wanna rock and roll all niiiiiiigght, and party everyday!
Who won the World Series in 1987?
-
I'm not a baseball fan...
What is your favorite color?
-
Who says I have to have just one?
Did I use too much BBcode?
-
MY EYES! THEY HURT!
Yours, mine, and Ours?
-
No. Mine, mine, and mine.
It's MINE!!! Isn't it?
-
No.
What are you claming as yours?
-
That carrot cake sitting on your plate.
What?
-
your face
can you read this?
-
Yes.
You want a cookie?
-
Sure.
Why wouldn't I want one?
-
Because that cookie is tained with the foulest taint of careless cooking imaginable.
Why did Bill Gates make the Xbox?
-
Because this is the 264 page and 3,951 reply on this topic.
What tha?
-
Thank you for contributing to "Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer."
Would you like to claim your prize?
-
Yep!
What's the prize?
-
Uhhhhh, Link?
-
Boooo! I want Zelda!
Where's Zelda?
-
pt_peach asked for the prize. I know her. She wants Link.
Do you wanna cookie?
-
Nupe.
What should Luigison do?
-
The question is...
What should YOU do?
-
Uhhh do a dance?
-
No, I can't dance.
Is there a doctor in the house?
-
It's-a me, Dr. Mario!
Um... a non-fictional doctor to be more exact?
-
Yes. It's called my mouse.
When is the best time to look straight into the sun?
-
All the time.
Really?
-
No.
Why would you want to look at the sun?
-
So one can be transported to Noki Bay.
What's Toad's favoirte color?
-
Toadish.
Why haven't I been PM'd lately?
-
Because it's a conspiracy to see what would happen if no-one PMed you! It's a trap!!1!11!
WTD?
-
Indeed.
Eagle One, this is Lone Wolf. What's your location?
-
Lone Wolf, this is Eagle One. My location is over the Viridian Forest and... Oh look! A Pikachu!
Can I pet it?
-
If you want to get shocked, be my guest.
Would you trade brains for popularity or vise-versa?
-
I won't trade at all, thank you.
But do you know who will?
-
No.
Do you want a hug?
-
YES MAM!
Can I also get a back rub? lol
-
Not you.
IWhat if i said "Holkwe"?
-
I would say "What the crap is that?!"
What is that?
-
That's Pooh, dude!
What's the wonderful thing about Tiggers?
-
*MUSIC* The Wonderful thing about Tiggers, it is a wonderful thing. There tops are made out of rubber, the bottom is made of spring. They're bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun fun. The wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'M THE ONLY ONE! Grrrrr... There.
How long did it take me to memorize that?
-
You messed it up on parts, but I'm not complaining.
Pooh corner?
-
Only if you sing the Tigger song with the actual words.
please?
-
Okay... :)
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made outta rubber
Their bottoms are made outta springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one!
I'M the only ONE!
What is that hideous thing?!
-
UIKES! HOMESTAR!
Run?
-
No! *hugs Homestar* He's so cute! (Not I-love-him type cute, the cute-that-a-baby-has type cute)
Who's short, fat and proud of that?
-
Winnie the Pooh of course.
What if Pooh went on a Diet?
-
Be similar if Mario went on a diet.
Would it last long?
-
Based on the events at the end of Winnie the Pooh and the Hunny Tree, I'd say not very long.
What if The Heartless invaded the Mushroom Kingdom?
-
Then there would be a game that is a mix of Final Fantasy, Disney Movies, and Mario.
Would that not be awesome?
-
It most definitely would be awesome.
what if Sontendy merged with Microsquenix?
-
Then the universe would be renamed 'Camelot' and be ruled over by a tyranical bunny rabbit.
Does anyone know which movie I ripped that from?
-
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
-
Sugar is rocket fuel?
-
Nope.
When will the world a splode?
-
When we have a nuclear war, maybe.
How does a nuclear bomb work?
-
I think unstable atomic particles are involved. I do know A-bombs create big mushroom clouds.
Let's go?
-
Where would you go?
-
Take me to Viridian Forest! Or the Hundred Acre Wood.
-
Where's your question?
-
I bet a Pikachu stole it.
Why would a Pikachu steal a question?
-
I couldn't think up a question itself.
Who is guarding the Holy Grail
-
Mario has the Holy Grail safe and secure.
Who's guarding my SPATULA?
-
The white bunny.
Shall we count to five-er-three?
-
Three, sir! I mean, MAM!
In one paragraph, what is the origin and use of the FCC?
-
Take me to Viridian Forest! Or the Hundred Acre Wood.
Crap! That's the only time I've missed a question. Now I feel sad.
Back on topic: The Future Color-ers of Colorado? I dunno.
Do you eat KANINE KRUNCHIES?
-
Never even heard of them.
Do they even exist?
-
They're a brand of dog biscuit from 101 Dalmations.
My dad's putting in a new door. Isn't that great?
-
The Door is your friend.
Where's the food?
-
In the lunchbox.
when's lunch?
-
I thought Malon was making lunch.
Where is she?
-
A place.
Who dun it?
-
Someone dun it.
Who blue-shelled it?
-
One of my friends... They suck at Mario-Kart!
Who's Someone?
-
A person whose parents are very unoriginal in naming.
Do you know of any other people whose parents were like that?
-
Well...I still think it was a little cruel for mister and missus Johnson to name their son John...
What do you see in this ink blot? *ink blot*
-
I fear that I might get banned if I tell you.
what do you see?
-
A stupid ink-blot.
What are ink-blot's supposed to tell us anyway?
-
How we think... *looks at ink blot* I see Wartortle.
Who's that Pokemon?
-
ummm...Snorlax?
Was it?
-
It's Missingno.
Who's in the kitchen with Dyna?
-
Someone's in the kitchen I know-oh-oh-oh.
Shhhh..........do you hear that??
-
No.
But have you checked the children?
-
I don't have any children.
Anyone care for a cup of tea?
-
Not at all.
Who is the guy behind the elephant's shadow?
-
Me, you didn't know that.
What do you feed a pet Yeti?
-
Food. :)
Is Deezer feeding Mr. Face bread?
-
I never understood the point of that joke.
What's the point of that joke?
-
It all started back in the old topic about Mr.Face......*rambles on about the origin of the joke*
What would Homestar do if he had arms?
-
He'd probably freak out.
What's that? *points at you*
-
Me.
Who do you think has posted the most here?
-
Deezer? (q/a)
-
I think Chup's the leading poster of all time now.
Did you just strike that chicken and start a revolt?
-
I don't see any chickens.
What chicken are you talking about?
-
That cucco that's skimpering about the village.
Whadija do ta it?
-
Alfred Hitchcock did it.
Ever seen a non-evil chicken?
-
Maybe. I was eating it at the time.
Are chickens inherently evil?
-
I dunno. I've never seen an evil chicken.
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
-
That's part of what rainbows do.
Why are you picking your nose?
-
Because I can.
What are Hamhocks?
-
Something made out of pigs...
Who's gonna fall next?
-
Whoever I push.
Who should I push?
-
That guy over there.
Can a Number Four fly?
-
ummm...sure I guess.
Have you ever seen an elephant fly?
-
No, but I've seen a horse fly.
What is it about the Revolution Wii?
-
Yeah, i saw it on that 1941 commerial about toothpaste ________________________________________________________________ Why does mario eat mushrooms?
-
Because they have mystical powers that make him BIG
Why do gay people talk weird?
-
Don't insult gays.
Who wants Scones?
-
XP
Do you think bears are cute?
-
Only when they don't gore you.
The 3 Bears?
-
This one's juuuust right.
Goldi-Peach and the Three Koopalings?
-
The seven toads were bad enough, thank you very much.
Coffee?
-
Thats not coffee... Whts in my pocket?
-
Handses??
Who stole my birthday present?
-
Your evil twin.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
-
Ask a stupid question.
What is a stupid question?
-
Oh, blah,blah,blah your needs..
-
You ate it, so you should know where it is.
Do you know when Watoad will be back?
-
Well you ate him you should know.
Why cant I touch that dial?
-
Because it doesn't exist.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
-
Belive it or dont!
what do you do when you need to use the bathroom?
-
Do a dance lol
Why can't I see my nose?
-
Because it's running. *drumroll*
Your head a slpode?
-
No, I've never even heard of a "slpode".
What do you slap people with?
-
My feet.
Why do you slap people?
-
Because it's fuuuuuuun...
Do you go to Bombay, India to become a movie star?
-
No...I already am one...
Haven't you heard of me?
-
No, but I have heard of you here.
What movies are you in?
-
Those funny ones.
Do you know the muffin man?
-
The one that lives on Truly Lane
Can you catch the Gingerbread Man?
-
I dunno, but Sonic the Hedgehog could...
Why am I so into the Muppets lately???
-
The Muppets are that awesome.
Brak or Porkchops?
-
What the heck is brak?
Isn't it Drury Lane?
-
No, it's Drury Road...
Who wants a hug?
-
Well whatever it is, it doesnt matter. I want a hug
Do fish have ears?
-
I don't know.
What do you know?
-
I know that prawns are funny.
What the crap?
-
Do you have crapoposis, my dearr friend?
-
No.
Did you make up that disease?
-
I didn't, but I know someone who did.
Do Rocs have feathers?
-
No, they're rocks.
tg,.5mk4k4jm4jkk5llljklon Would you translate that, please?
-
It means... C://run>giftedgirl_email.exe
What is desire?
-
A word.
Do you eat cereal for a snack?
-
nah, I prefer an oatmeal and grapefruit juce combo.
Can you breathe?
-
Yes.
What does glue taste like?
-
Like Glue... I should know...
If I had some Refreshing Herbs, would I still be poisoned? (My CT)
-
leafs of three, let it be, leaves of four, eat some more!
What is an Italian Bob?
-
Uhh.. Bobino?
-
maybe...
does anyone play runescape (http://runescape.com)?
-
oh heck yes! Like the greatest MMORPG Ever!!! I don't play it a lot though...
Do you?
-
No, not really. I played it once, and...that was it really.
How about those exploding barrels?
-
Is it capable with Mac?
-
Exploding barrels don't even use computers.
Why should they?
-
Because they'll blow it up!
Why are the Muppets so awesome?
-
They just are! ^_^
Why won't the Wii puns stop? (NO Wii puns in your answer!!)
-
What Wii puns? (q/a)
-
I doubt they'll ever stop.
Should I taste some glue so I know what it tastes like?
-
Good luck with that one.
Who wants to be a millionaire?
-
Everyone!!
Is that my final answer?
-
I'm guessing yes.
When was the last time anybody got the million in "Who Wants to be a Millionare"?
-
I have have no clue.
Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?
-
A billionaire.
Everyone is wrong. It says "ask a qusestion." Right?
-
Right.
(Eats a Refreshing Herb)
Why can't Wii all just get along?
-
Because 360 is their favorite number.
Why did 7 eat 9?
-
Cause' 8 told him to
Wheres the beef?
-
In the cow.
What does a coconut and a gamer have in common?
-
Nothing that I can think off the top of my head.
What was the real answer?
-
The real answer is this: "For those of you in the front who don't recognize me, I'm the Great Gonzo. For those of you in the back, I'm Antonio Banderas."
What does the guinea pig choir do every Saturday?
-
Partying all night long, hitting the clubs and stealing balloons to suck the helium from its rubbery belly!!!
Is helium good for you?
-
Not at all.
I Ate some refreshing herbs. How come I'm still Poisoned???
-
It's probably Perma-Poison. (Truth be told, I have no idea.)
Why are the shoes in the Wizard of Oz book silver, but in the movie they're ruby?
-
Movie adaptations of books are never 100% accurate to their original novel counterpart.
Why didn't I give a stupid answer?
-
Cause you're slowly killing your brain with video games and TV. " Thanks to Television, i can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago"
wheres the cream filling?
-
At the end of the rainbow......*angels singing*
What is the opposite of a lie?
-
The Truth
Did they seriously change the Revolutions name to Wii?
-
I wouldn't know, unless it's in the Nintendo Power.
Why are you poking me?
-
That's my evil twin, not me.
How did I get an evil twin?
-
adoption
How many fingers am I holding up?
-
Two... no- Ahh! *is cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril*
Why does Pikachu like ketchup so much?
-
because that makes his cheeks red.
what have you done to my face?!
-
What do you mean, it was already that ugly. :P
How long have I've been logged in for? (take a guess)
-
I despise guessing games.
Why did they have replace the great voices of the Pokemon anime with cheap imitations?
-
I have no idea about that, I haven't heard 'em.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
-
I don't know?
Why is the girl next to me so annoying?
-
Because she wants you.
How do you make juce?
-
You squeeze a frut.
Skitty MewMew? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33062468/)
-
Whatever.
PIE!?
-
What kind?
-
Cherry.
PI!?
-
I got some here (http://pi.ytmnd.com/).
What's with pie?
-
We have to find the circumferrence (sp?) somehow.
When was the last time you learned of that crap?
-
the last time i pooped
If a tree fall in the woods and there is no one around, does it make a sound?
-
Yes.
Are lizards a part of this nutritious(sp?) breakfast?
-
They are for Lizard Dude.
Will you get a Wii?
-
Si senor.
Habla espanol?
-
What?
-
Buh?
-
Boo.
Do the walls have ears?
-
No.
Do you have ears?
-
Yep.
Do bears crap in the woods?
-
Well, dur!
Where else would bears crap???
-
Toilets... >_> <_<....... <_>
Is that your final stupid answer?
-
Of course!
Is this question stupid?
-
Now, now, The Chef, you know that there's no such thing as a stupid question.....so......yes...
(O_O)
They've lied to me this entire time?!?!?!?
-
No just haven't told you the truth.
Why God WHY?!?!
-
I dunno.
Have I made a startling revelation?
-
No.
If you did, would you post it?
-
Yep.
(>")>?
-
!{['{]
I made Duck tape pants. should I make a Duck tape shirt?
-
Maybe.
Can I go to the bathroom?
-
Dunno, can you?
Is this really Achilles Last Stand?
-
Not on your nelly.
Why Wii?
-
Wii Wocks, er rocks...
Is Toshindinator a cool name?
-
Not really, especially considering that you can't pronounce it.
ƒ?
-
No f f bad
Why do I stink at math?
-
Because I said so.
Why did I say so?
-
Because I said so.
Can you find the backpack?
-
Can you find the backpack?
Is it really a secret to everyone?
-
To everyone but anyone.
Will Super Paper Mario knock my socks off?
-
Probably.
Are you ready?
-
What am I supposed to be ready for?
-
World Domination.
Can you feel the Sunshine? (50 The Chef dollars to whoever can figure out what that's from)
-
I don't need your money, I've got Imaginary Dollars.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv200%2FAikensta%2Fdollabill.jpg&hash=ed4d1f2111faf60b4049b989044dee73)
What would you spend Imaginary Dollars on?
-
Ummm... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
Why am I eating cake for breakfast?
-
cuz it rocks
Am I a Wierdo?
-
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe...
What's my favorite Pokemon?
-
Uhhhh... How should I know
Why do my brother and sister think Mario wears a Burette (I think thats how its spelled)
-
Did you mean a beret?
-
He probably does.
Regular or Decaf?
-
Regular.
Why don't you come to the chatroom (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/chatroom/)?
-
Because it'll never load up for me.
Who's that Pokemon? (hint: the most famous Electric type)
-
Depends on who you ask.
Who are you?
-
you
what makes french toast crunch?
-
A cheaper-than-dirt breakfast cereal company.
What is real?
-
my teeth
What did you do?
-
*hides the sticky plate* Nothing! I didn't eat all the donuts! Not me!
What's out the window?
-
The sun, It burns me.
Is this water Sanitary?
-
It looks questionable to me...
Cookies and milk?
-
no, cookies and cream. yum.
What makes hot wheels faster than fast?
-
You, since they only move when you push them.
Å_»?
-
{BÊþx˜φkGφpy◘
Huh?
-
If your gonna ask a question, make shure that it's a bit more creative than that.
Can vegiterians eat animal shaped cookies?
-
If they use their imagination and pretend it is something else
How come people post on stupid stuff like this when they are on a Mario forum?
-
Because you can only talk about Mario for so long before the chubby plumber gets a little boring.
Do you know when to say when?
-
When?
Why did I answer a question with a question?
-
Confusion has wiped the whole thread
(please don't fuss at me or diss me) Who is captain N? I am from the late N64 generation.
-
I don't know.
Why would I fuss at you or diss you?
-
Everybody on here seems to love him
Once Again who is captain n?
-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_N (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_N)
Why didn't I give a stupid answer?
-
Becuase you're smart.
What color do smurfs change to when there being strangled?
-
Purple, duh!
What color do porcupines turn when they're being strangled?
-
I don't think it's safe to strangle a porcipine.
What's a P'zone?
-
a zone to pee.
who's your daddy?
-
My dad...I hope.
Is youre mom the hobo behind the Library?
-
Heckno.
Where is your God now?
-
i'm my own god.
Hey kids!! who do you love?
-
Gonzo! X)
Please sir, may I have some more?
-
That depends.
What do you want more of?
-
soda, you do give re-fills right?
-
No.
Are you looking for someone?
-
Nope.
Pirates or Ninjas?
-
neither
are you shure?
-
Yeah, I'm shure!
But, are you sure?
-
I don't know.
What was I supposed to be sure about?
-
I don't need to tell you!
what happened'
-
The Nintendo Uni came out.
Was that really nesesary?
-
It matters.
Who's world did it happen in?
-
my world.
what, do I dooo?
-
Hold your breath and hum the SMB overworld theme.
How can you hold your breath and hum at the same time?
-
I don't think its possible...
Is it?
-
Yes it is, I just tried, but it is very hard and you can't do it for very long.
Did you try it too?
-
no, i can't breathe.
Mr.Brown can moo, can you?
-
No.
Who is Mr. Brown?
-
Mr.Black's friend.
Can you top this?
-
Yes.
Can you bottom this?
-
Yep. ^_^
Want a cookie?
-
I'd rather have a brownie.
Did you hear the one about the man with a lamb?
-
No.
If was on this forum, what would his screen name be?
-
404 File Not Found .
Where's Watoad?
-
Man-w-Lamb72
Should Luceon evolve from Eevee by means of the Sun Stone or Moon Stone?
-
WTD are you talking about?
-
The Sun Stone. It could evolve into a rock-type with the Moon-stone.(Maybe call it Graveleon)
Should there be a steel-type Eeveelution?
-
I don't care!
Don't we get to roast marshmallows?
-
Where's the fire?
-
Nobody lit one.
Why don't YOU start a fire?
-
Okay. *makes Quilava use Flamethrower*
Do a dance?
-
Why not.
How many times have you used dance in your questions?
-
*Does more dances than GiftedGirl*
Am I crazy?
-
Well you ain't getting any crazier.
Are you shure that's safe?
-
Are you sure you spelled shure right?
-
Yes I'm shoore.
-
...That's good...
But are you shoer?
-
I'm not a shoe-er! He's the shoe-er! *points to random guy*
Should I humanize Luseon or no?
-
Even if I said no you'd probably do it anyway.
Do you agree?
-
Probably not. I like it, but I don't want to ruin its welcome by humanizing it too early.
Tjnegjseyse aejtrneb nu whijs awuauw5g3???
-
I don't believe it.
Can you prove it?
-
No.
What's a Muppet?
-
A mature puppet.
http://www.google.com/search?q=the%20answer%20to%20life,%20the%20universe,%20and%20everything&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official
-
Wha???
Anyone want to see my mermaid characters when I'm finished with them?
-
If I said no you'd end up posting them anyway.
Ever eat a raw clam?
-
No and I don't intend to.
Who do I like?
-
No one.
In the Warp Zone thread, people say "Jump down". I thought you could only jump up! How can you jump down?
-
You can. It's called falling.
Jirachi?
-
That's a nice name.
Who was I imitating?
-
???
Why is the sky greeeeeeeeeeeeen?
-
You might want to take off those tinted sunglasses.
Do you like chicken?
-
YES!
What's in the sea chest?
-
5 gold doubloons!
How much would those 5 doubloons exchange to in modern times?
-
5000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars.
Can you stand on your head?
-
I think so I think you can't.
Is today tomorrow and Yesterday?
-
The Past Future and the Future Past.
When will a time hole open up into the past?
-
In 2222.
What if your feet fell off?
-
You will learn to walk on your ankles.
Does the Chef like Fried,baked,poached,or grilled chicken the most?
-
Yes.
Can you spare a dime?
-
yes, if you give me a quarter.
How can we trade change over the net anyway?
-
Elementary, my dear Watson (which is Sherlock for, "I have no idea")
What's mustard when there's kethcup?
-
tasty:-).
If I was your Father's, brother's, son's, cousin's former roommate, what would that make us?
-
My 2nd cousin's former roommate, I think.
Wherefore art thou Romeo?
-
At home playing World Of Warcraft.
How do you get the square root of a negative number?
-
You can't my silly fellow.
Alack! Wherefore doth I quoth in such a language as the very one which the pow'rful Shakespeare brought ere us?
-
WTD? You need Meds!
If soon is now, then where did the old now go?
-
Back to "early".
*holds out glass of tea* Is the glass half-empty or half-full?
-
*drinks tea* Idaknow.
Bugs or Daffy?
-
If I was your Father's, brother's, son's, cousin's former roommate, what would that make us?
(Spaceballs nice :D)
Bugs all the way!
What kind of Bugs?
-
viscious scorpions.
How do you spell Viscious?
-
v-i-s-h-i-u-s.
How can this be?
-
You are reading the dictionary upside down, right?
What foods do the chef like other than chicken?
-
Rooster.
Is it even legal to do that?
-
No. Now shush before you get me busted for doing it!
What would you do if I got destroyed by a nuke?
-
I'd think of you every time I saw a man standing next to a giant J (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7949.0;attach=1295;image).
Where was I?
-
I the land of OZ.
Who are you?
-
your father muahahahahahahaha!!!!!search your feelings, you know it is true!!!
Is it true?
-
*giggles* No, of course not! My dad hasn't been on the internet all day!
Do you like Winnie the Pooh?
-
Oh my gosh! He's my idol! Just kidding :D
how many can's would a canner can if a canner can can cans?
-
42.
How would you find the meaning of life?
-
Read The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy 42 times.
What you say?
-
Bugs.
Pinky or The Brain? http://www.stellapower.net/pinkybrain/brainponderings.html
-
The Brain
How many roads must a man walk down?
-
Hopefully none, if you have a car.
Is the price right?
-
nope it is too expensive.
Is it too expensive?
-
Ask yourself; you're the one who said it was.
Will you get a DS Lite?
-
Not sure yet.
Car broke. Phone, yes?
-
I have a phone.
What exactly were you asking?
-
My car is broken and I can't get to the restaurant. Can I eat your phone?
What's the gas price in your location?
-
$2.66.
What does this have to do with the price of beans?
-
When did anyone ever say anything about beans?
(geez it's like $3.40 where I live.)
-
why did you do that in opposite order?
why did I almost do it too?
-
I don't think you did.
Did you like the smileys while we had them?
-
Uhh.. I wasn't here then.
Were you?
-
Yes. (They got taken out when a few people started using them almost exclusively in their posts.)
Are your undies vibrating?
-
No I'm not Boo_penguin.
Are you Boo Penguin?
-
No.
Do you think Boo_penguin should join the Fungi Forums?
-
I did, but LD said that he should be contained.
Do you think Boo_Penguin should be contained?
-
I don't know...I've never met him.
Have you?
-
Yes he is in the chatrooms and he's hilarous.
"I hear it amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapped jaw space with a tunning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"
Did you understand that?
-
No.
Where did you get that from?
-
Metal Gear solid 2.
Have you played it before?
-
No.
Do beans give you gas?
-
Yes.
Does Gas give you Beans?
-
I wish in a way.
What's the ad at the top of the page right now?
-
I don't know, the forums theme I'm using doesn't have ads.
Do you like the ads?
-
Some of them.
Who is really the best Mario character besides Mario?
-
Luigi.
What time zone do you live in?
-
eastern time (the one with delaware).
What does that have to do with the price of beans?
-
When did anything about beans come up?!?!?!
-
When I made them!
Why did G-dawg post a question and an answer in one shot?
-
Because it's legal.
Isn't it?
-
dunno, ask deezer.
Actually, I will. Deezer, is posting like G-dawg did legal?
-
*puts on Deezer costume*
Uh...no. Very illegal. He goes to jail. Now.
I could totally pass as a Deezer, right?
-
... No, not really, no.
I'm back! Didja miss me?
-
But of course.
And why shouldn't I?
-
Beacause it's THE pt_peach!
Or is it?
-
I don't know.
"Hey Brain. What are we going to do tonight?"
-
"The smae thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!!"
Is it legal?
-
*puts on Deezer costume*
Uh...no. Very illegal. He goes to jail. Now.
I could totally pass as a Deezer, right?
-
... No, not really, no.
I'm back! Didja miss me?
-
But of course.
And why shouldn't I?
-
Not sure!
But did she really buy a stairway to Heaven?
-
Nope.
Dolphins are mammals. Sharks are fish. That bein' the case; would that make snails out to be... bugs?
-
No, they're mollusks.
Have you found the secret page?
-
What secret page???
-
You know THE secret page that is so secret that it's a secret.
Is that the one?
-
No; it's existence is known, but it's location isn't.
Would a topic about the DS Lite go in General Chat or General Video Game Chat?
-
Video Game.
What the Ditto?
-
Spoofilation.
Can it be so?
-
No. The D in WTD stands for Dukar, not Ditto or durian as sometimes belived.
What did you think it meant?
-
deuce, like in family guy.
Did you think that?
-
No, I always knew what it stood for.
Do you know the story of Dukar (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=4935.msg319918#msg319918)?
-
Yip.
Do you have them all?
-
What, you mean Pokemon? No.
(BTW, What the Ditto is what I say in real life because I hate Ditto and I get in trouble for saying crap.)
What the crap?
-
Dukar.
Were you able to get a DS Lite today?
-
And lovin it.
Same question.
-
That's not a question.
What is a question, anyway?
-
ask mr.webster.
Did you get a DS lite?
-
No, and I don't plan to. I like my regular DS just fine.
Why is that?
-
The lite hurts your hands when you first play it.
Have you ever played Metal Gear Solid?
-
Unfortunatley no.
Why the heck does GiftedGirl hate Ditto?
-
I dunno, I think he's pink!
Who's Fluffy?
-
The little killer dog down the street.
Do you have a criminal record?
-
Nope. For Great Justice.
Do you know the origin of what I just said?
-
Could it be the Zero Wing Rhapsody?
-
I dunno.
What is that???
-
It's Engrish.
You an sir the a question?
-
Yes.
What was your first post here about?
-
Mario and Bowser. Gasp. Big surprise.
Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
-
(It's been a while since I've last posted...)
That's Emily...we don't talk to her...
Where's the beef?
-
In my belly.
Where are you?
-
In a room.
What star in the sky do you most often look at?
-
the center of Orion's belt.
What is your favorite song?
-
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers!
What's your favorite song?
-
Please! I wasn't prepared for this test!
Have you ever took your bike off any sweet jumps?
-
It's a shame I never learned to ride a bike.
What did you never learn to do?
-
Ride a bike. Hey! Buddy! ^_^
Who's that knockin' on the door?
-
I see no door.
What made you think there was a door?
-
There are many doors.
Was I a bad cop?
-
Yes, Johnson, and we're all very disappointed in you! *hits with a rolled up news paper*
Who would you like to thank tonight here at the Oscars?
-
I would like to thank... hey, wait! Why am I getting an Oscar? I don't deserve it! I haven't been in any movies!
Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald, anyone?
-
No, I have Red and Blue.
Do you like it when people use color in their posts?
-
No. I'm colorblind.
What's a "qusestion"?
-
Similar to what Homsar is.
Where did Homsar came from?
-
The bowels of my kitchen sink.
Is Missingno cool to you?
-
Kinda.
Are you alive or dead?
-
Neither. I'm a human machine.
Say what?
-
What.
There I said it, are you happy?!
-
No, I'm sad.
Why am I sad?
-
Because your muffins didn't rise in the oven.
Does a sunset taste good?
-
When it cools down first. If you try to eat it when it is still hot it will melt you. Other than that it tastes like lemon cookies.
Does a sunrise taste good?
-
When it cools down first. If you try to eat it when it is still hot it will melt you. Other than that it tastes like lemon cookies with a dash of salt on top.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
-
He killed my father!!!!!
Do you think he is evil now?
-
Well I really like his muffins....
Do you think Humpty Dumpty commited suicide?
-
Well, it was his idea to sit on the wall in the first place.
Why do fools fall in love?
-
Because they are fooish.
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
-
In your basement. O_O
What could possibly go wrong?
-
*terrorists blow up house*
where's Waldo?
-
At your local library trying to find Carmen SanDiego.
Do you ever wish you had a bubble berry?
-
If you give me a Bubble Berry, i'll tell ya why they call me 'Bubble Plant'.
Can you stand on your head?
-
You can't stand on your head because it doesn't have any feet.
Can you fall down the stairs?
-
Yes, if your house has them.
What can't you fall down?
-
Time.
What is the best way to scream?
-
Loudly.
Can you hear this (http://graphics.nytimes.com/packages/audio/nyregion/20060610_RINGTONE.mp3)?
-
I can't hear it, I'm blind.
Is it really the greatest song in the world?
-
No, it's a high-pitched screeching noise that (supposedly) only people under 20 can hear.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY? (from #tmk)
-
[darn], I don't know the answer because I've never been to #tmk.
Should I go to #tmk?
-
nah,just a waste of time
Do i waste peoples time?
-
Only on Tuesdays.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a granola bar?
-
How many the owl says so.
do you know who shot him?
-
The happy guy on the oatmeal boxes!
How do you know there is ink in every pen?
-
I susck on the pen until ink comes out
Can you find the rabbit?
-
Only if the rabbit loves Trix cereal!
What if Ronald McDonald got killed by a drunk driver?
-
the burger king franchise would take over.
Can you think of a stupid question for me?
-
No.
Can you think of a stupid answer for me?
-
[answer witheld to prove The Chef wrong]
Can't you just think for yourself?
-
only when the power of spinach says so.
Who killed toad?
-
Toad did.
Toad of Toad Hall?
-
Where is Toad Hall?
Why did I answer with a question?
-
Because Frogfucious said so.
Why is the world so dusty?
-
There aren't enough Dust Busters.
Why aren't there enough Dust Busters?
-
Because cleaning is dull, that's why.
Why do dolphins have snouts?
-
Because they can.
Why do birds fly south?
-
To see the scenery.
Why are blankets comfortable?
-
Because they were told to be comfortable.
Should you really sign up now?
-
I already am.
When was the last time it rained where you live?
-
When it was cloudy and rainy.
Since when was breakfast in the morning?
-
Since dinner was at night.
Why did the chicken cross the road? *gunned down*
-
He wanted to escape from inhumane treatment and slaughter.
Why is Robert so evil?
-
I don't know, but he disgraced my real name by being that way.
Who is this evil Robert?
-
A creepy possesed doll that has threatened to kill its owners in the past.
Why am I so scared?
-
Because of what you just said.
Woah! Cake?
-
Close! Chocolate pie!
Why was Albert so smart?
-
I'm too lazy to see for myself. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_einstein#Notes)
Why am I so lazy?
-
Because anything that is solid has a hard time moving.
Why do some ghosts only appear in photographs?
-
Because there's something wrong with them that makes it so that to see 'em, you hafta take a picture.
Why am I eating Scooby Snax?
-
I doubt you are at the time of this post.
Why would you even want to eat something for dogs?
-
Perhaps our taste buds are more similar than we think.
Where's the love?
-
Well, it's not here...
Does god exist?
-
Click here (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6379.0).
Is fairemaster back?
-
Perhaps in a disguise. (Really)
It may not be particularly wise,
But it is a thrill to be in disguise.
How is this comeback possible?
-
He has multiple IP adresseseses?
Are you in disguise?
-
who told you!
where's Jman?
-
Where he is.
Should I make biscuits?
-
only if you give me some
whats the evil bread?
-
Read The Evil Bread to find out.
What are you supposed to be?
-
A 5'11" male living in the United States on the planet earth.
What in the world are you supposed to be?
-
*looks down at costume* I'm, uh... *clears throat* The Blue Toad... (-_-)'
Mint under pillow?
-
I would love a mint, but you better be out of my room by the time I want to go to bed!
Why does The Chef want to kill whales?
-
I never said I wanted to kill whales.
Why does fuzzy jump to conclusions?
-
i don't know, why don't you go ask him/her?
-
Good question.
Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80?
-
Because you are supposed to stop at a red light. (I am a boy)
Why would anyone want to eat a hotdog?
-
because people are hypnotized by there fatning,arterty clogging goodness
do i even like hotdogs?
-
Nobody likes hotdogs.
If you saw a ladybug would you say 'hello'?
-
1.Ladybugs can't understand human language or even talk.
2.I like hotdogs.
How can parrots talk?
-
By expirience.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
-
You need a hearing aid.
What color is this text?
-
Breen.
Where's the food?
-
Where isn't the food?
-
In the stomachs of african people.
Can you help me find my lost shoe?
-
Just look at your feet for goodness sake!
Why does everything have to be so hard?
-
Not everything's hard.
Why isn't everything easy?
-
you answered your own question,dummy.
what was my first word?
-
Yeah
Couldn't you check your first post?
-
I don't have five seconds.
Why are you still here?
-
Because it's FUN.
Will you go here? (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Gonzo)
-
Certainly not, linking creature!
A ferocious race, now extinct, has left behind relics of its once-powerful warrior culture. Who will go and claim this "ultimate power?"
-
Not me.
Why are muppets so nice?
-
It's in their contract.
Whhy is GiftedGirl so obsessed with muppets?
-
Because she is nice.
Why is The Chef so non-understanding?
-
Because you're an enviromentalist and he's not.
Seriously, where's the beef?
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On a living creature.
Where is the love?
-
I already asked that.
Where is my dinner?
-
Urp. Sorry.
Will I die eventually?
-
Everything must die eventually.
Have you read Charolette's Web?
-
No, but I had the tape...
Why did Suffix call me a linking creature???
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Because, now adays, to be called a linking creature is a high compliment.
What ever happened to the Muppets any way???
-
Did anything happen to them?
What do you see when you look in the mirror?
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I see a very pretty brunette who just happens to be obsessed with the Muppets(Gonzo in particular).
I think Gonzo is good-looking. Why am I so into him?
-
It's the nose! Chicks dig the nose!
How big is my brain?
-
Try playing Big Brain Academy to find out.
Where can I get a lift?
-
World 2-3.(I think)
Do you know what game I am talking about?
-
A Mario game?
-
Yep.
Where can I find a parking space?
-
In a parking lot.
What if it's full?
-
Park on the curb.
What would the Fungi Forums look like if we all got sucked inside?
-
A weird gray and black retro Mario castle and world of...yeah.
What is your favorite classic Disney movie?
-
That's not really a stupid question, but I like Alice in Wonderland.
What the heck is this?!!!
-
A post.
What about you?
-
I enjoy baking every once and again...
Who would win in a fight ~ Gonzo or the Swedish chef?
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Oscar the Grouch is the greatest mupet in existance, so he would win.
Homsar or chicken nuggets?
-
Homsar is too cute to lose.
Will you go get my Chinese food for me?
-
No. I don't know where you live.
What blade of grass is the greenest?
-
That one. *points*
What's that one guy's name?
-
I think it was Guy actually.
What door is the correct one?
-
There's only one way to find out *opens all doors*
Which one of you is the mailman?
-
Not me! I'm not a man!
Wanna pet my guinea pig?
-
Is it vaccined
-
You don't vaccinate guinea pigs.
Still wanna?
-
Is it vaccined?
-
You don't vaccinate guinea pigs.
She's right.
Why don't you just pet her guniea pig?
-
I will.
Why are donkeys so stubborn?
-
Because they envy the one in Shrek.
DK or Bowser?
-
I'll have DK,only if he is vaccined
do you own a bike?
-
Yes, yes I do.
What would the Dancing Brothers do in a situation like this?
-
Dance the night away.
What would you do it you say a cloud in the shape of a clown?
-
Wonder what I just said.
Have you found the secret page?
-
No way. That is impossible. I don't even know how.
Have you ever seen an old lady driving crazy?
-
Nah.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
-
I doubt it.
When will that creepy person on your block move away?
-
When a black hole sucks him up, I guess.
I can't think of a question. Could you help me out?
-
OK.
Why is SushieBoy obsessed with vaccines?
-
Because he has to get one everday.
When will a flower grow in cement?
-
When Mario goes on a diet.
What is the difference between a doe and a deer?
-
A deer is your generic, everyday deer. It can be male or female. Does are girl deer.
Will you dance in the rain with me? *acts cute*
-
Sure, water doesn't bother me, and... *gets really red* I've got nothing against you.
do you have anything against me?
-
Mmmmmm... not really....
Where is my phone?
-
Yonder.
Where is yonder?
-
Not here.
Have you listened to WTMK before?
-
*trys to listen to internet radio* Stupid outdated computer!
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
-
As much as a wood chuck could.
How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
-
None; he hates pickles.
Why is Marry Poppins so perfect?
-
She's a fictional nanny.
What is my favorite color?
-
Red?
-
Incorrect. It was Puce.
Are you here?
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Where else would I be, dude?
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Somewhere.
Is the truth out there?
-
no,it's in here.
Why,I can't solve this crime!Can you? *points at camera*
-
Cameras by themselves can't solve crimes.
What was the last thing you did before you made this post?
-
Respond to another post.
Where is the carwash?
-
Down the street a ways.
What is that?
-
Letters that are falling over, probably from the blowing of the big bad wolf.
What is the correct way to pour pancake batter?
-
57.
What's 8 + G ?
-
Bg.
Where would you go to find a yellow bellied singerfly?
-
To wherever those things live.
Did you hear something?
-
Well of course. I do have ears you know.
Have you by chance seen a murderer in a clown suit?
-
no,But I saw a guy murder a clown suit..
This is not a clue,or is it?
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No.
Yes?
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mabye the police knows something.
So MaxVance thinks that cameras themselves can't solve crimes huh?*places a hidden camera*And I record a man killing a moms daughter.So thet mother sues the man.theres no evidence so I bring up my tape.Which sends the man to jail.Is this true?
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I dunno.
What?
-
That. *points*
You like Pooh?
-
I did when I was a wee lad.
Anyone want to buy a dinosaur?
-
Rats, I don't have any money!
Will you accept drawings?
-
I MUST SAVE THIS THREAD!!!
Can you picture that?
-
I can't picture anything. My brain hurts.
I miss the "A Mario Story Thread: You add one sentence to the tale thread." Would you revive it for me?
-
I can't find it. Maybe I should make a new one.
Is that a good idea?
-
NO!
Do you watch Band of Brothers?
-
what the poundcake is that?
-
War movies. *blech!*
Seriously, can you picture that?
-
That is a word that both begins and ends in 'T', and also contains 'H' and 'A'.
What the Dukar?
-
Where the dukar did he go?!
-
I dunno. Ask him. *points to a Muppet*
Do you wanna know how much my feet stink?
-
Not really.
Are you Insane?!
-
how do you want me to know?
-
By finding out.
What did you want to know?
-
I wanted to know how to get free Muppet movies.
Do you wish I would just shut up about the Muppets?
-
No. Not really.
What did the baby say to the sticky note?
-
"I'm stuck on you?"
-
You're not stuck on me, that's for sure!
Have you seen any fireworks?
-
Well yes, not to long ago. There were even people lighting fireworks on the grass and one mother let her child hold one. (Who are these people!)
What is the correct way to make a grilled cheese?
-
Put a piece of cheese on the grill.
Whst's the correct way to hold a guinea pig?
-
With your feet.
Where is the closest place?
-
the place that is the closest.
what's my password?
-
How should I know?! It's not my password!
Wanna talk about Muppets?
-
Very well.
What's your opinion on Miss Piggy?
-
She's full of herself. *dodges a karate chop*
Wanna cookie?
-
well, shure.
Is that cookie gonna blow up?!
-
No.
Do you have any siblings?
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yes.
how many?, guess!
-
2?
-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! wrong! guess again!
-
5641864894894894?
-
pfft.
what is that red thing at the top right corner of my screen?
-
blood.
Why does everyone want to burn me and the flag?!
-
Well, you are highly flammable...
but is that any excuse?
-
Well, it could be..
Is it?
-
No.
Burn you?!?
-
Nooooooo! *hides*
Where am I hiding?
-
Not here, that's for sure.
Do you like ice cream?
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only if it's on a cone.
what's the diffrence between funky and chunky?
-
Funky
Chunky
The difference is one letter. Duh!
Why can't I think of a question?
-
You're not thinking hard enough.
Can you think harder?
-
Yes.
Funky
Chunky
The difference is one letter. Duh!
Why can't I think of a question?
Do you see something incorrect in this post?
-
no
can you?
-
Yes.
Is Ch one letter?
-
Is Ch one letter?
I was talking bout the first letter not the 1st and 2nd letter.
-
You didn't ask a question.
When did you first get a computer?
-
When I was a little kid in 1st grade!
What was the first computer game you played?
-
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, I think pipe dream.
why did mario's hat explode?
-
His hat explodes?
-
It was the patented Bob-omb Hat. It allows him to blow stuff up at the cost of some Life Energy.
Why did Mario's Hat run away?
-
his hair was filled with lice.
does V8 juice contain gasoline?
-
No, but I wouldn't pour it in a gas tank.
Do you like sugar?
-
With Coffee!
what would you do If you had control of Nintendo?
-
I would make games based off all my wacky ideas.
Would you like to join the Beaker Protection Society? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35957848/)
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No, and in fact that Is hte worst thing I have ever seen in my life.
Why did I post here?
-
Because you love this topic.
Can you name this quote?
-
No.
Can you answer this question?
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Yes. I just did. Right now.
Wasn't that a really stupid question?
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not really
Can you introdouce me to the sasquach? I like his style.
-
I don't know Sasquatch, so I can't.
What's up with that? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24887033/)
-
Whatever that was, it just scared me away from deviantART forever.
How come it took so long for somebody to come up with an answer for that question?
-
Because it scared the pants off of you.
Are you sure you didn't just forget to put 'em on again?
-
*checks* Uh-oh.
Why is Mario always going around riding Yoshi?
-
He doesn't have car insurance.
Why doea Peach wear more makeup than Daisy?
-
Because Daisy gave up on comparing herself to Peach. (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/images/mailbag/20050130_bellies.jpg)
Did you read the new mailbag?
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"No me gusta ESTE... Y no me gusta esto." (honestly, GIftedGirl, there are better and less "redirecting" ways to advertise stuff.)
And now, for my final trick, I shall need one volunteer from the audience...?
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Me! Me! Me! (Honestly, that isn't my picture. BTW, what are these ways?)
Good grief, the comedian's a bear?
-
It's because the real one has lukemia.
Why is Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion so hot?
-
WHO?!!?!?!???!???!?
-
Somebody, I guess.
What was the last thing you ate?
-
popcorn.
Got Milk?
-
Yes, but not with me.
What's baby food taste like?
-
I can't remember waht I had to eat 14 years ago!
Minvan races Mario, DK, and Toad, who wins?
-
Minvan, I guess.
How would you like to take a flying leap into a sausage factory?!!
-
That would be fine as long as I didn't end up in the sausage grinder.
What is sausage made from, anyway?
-
Meatman's Sausage Vision.
Who is Meatman?
-
A close relative of Meatwad.
O rly?
-
Yes indeed.
Whose turn was it to bring the donuts?
-
the shop was closed today.
How's my Driving?
-
I don't know, since I've never seen you drive.
What's the difference between sushi and sushie?
-
One letter, Duh!
will you get a wii?
-
Yes. At least, I think so.
What was the first game system you bought? (Portable ones count too.)
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N64 (The SNES was doesn't count cause i didn't buy it.)
does it count?
-
Ummm... Don't ask me!
What's for lunch?
-
Ummm... Don't ask me!
will you get a wii?
-
Probably.
Will you fix me some cookies?
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Sorry, last time I tried that, My CD drive was covered in chocolate and dough for a month.
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What does "lolol" mean?
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It means "Laughing Out Loud On Lugia".
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???
-
Get those earplugs off!
who threw the garbage on the neighbors lawn?
-
Lenny.
Why is the chicken crossing the river instead of the road?
-
It's trying to learn how to swim. Dur.
???????? ?? ???? /?
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AAAAAAAA AAAAAA A
AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA?
-
Not that crap again!!! *chases away the A's*
What do you get when you cross a chicken, a turkey and a duck?
-
Something tasty, no doubt.
What time is it?
-
7:49 PM.
What is this man doing???
-
nothing...
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
-
.... His/her/it/whatever's lawer.
Do you have a spare squirrel?
-
Shure, let me go get one.
does this outfit make me look fat?
-
No, but that hat does.
Does my eye color go better with dogs or cats?
-
I don't know, I haven't seen your eyes.
What is that???
-
i cant't make it out, there's to much rain on the windshield.
Jeepers Creepers, where you get those peepers?
-
O_O_O
^ Can someone explain what this is?
-
A typo.
What time is it?
-
10:59... hey, this was asked before!
What do you get when you cross a guinea pig with a dog?
-
A german shepard!
Alright! Where's the money!?
-
I swear I don't have any!
What are the chances of me turning into a superheroine and busting this guy's butt?
-
If you want to beat him up and want to be a hero, it would depend on how often you go to the gym or get incidental workouts as part of your job or housework. While everyone has a given amount of strength, the rest can only be added on by hard work.
I guess I'm supposed to ask a relatively stupid question now, so I'll use the one my seventh grade health teacher asked the class way back in August 1999: If you throw a cat out the window, does it become kitty litter?
-
.......... That's a good question.
If a frog and a pig married, would they have bouncing baby figs or progs?
-
We'll just have to wait and see.
why is that table turned upside down?
-
The last time I turned a table upside down was to collapse it (it was a card table). I would say that is the most likely cause.
On behalf of my friend Ryan I ask this: Do you drive a Dodge Stratus?
-
I don't drive period.
What is that blob thing???
-
it's bloo!
who is Bloo?
-
I have no cloo.
What are you doing???
-
Oh, you know... I dunno.
How can Pom Pom be such an awesome ninja when he's basically a giant balloon?
-
Well, I'm not really sure what a ninja is. All I know is that Ninja Turtles is a cartoon that I was majorly confused by as a kid--I saw it a grand total of two times and didn't like it--never made sense to me. I think ninjas fight? But I'm not sure how.
But as for Pom Pom, I'm assuming she's a cheerleader who has no other name. And if you call her a giant balloon, I'm going to say she's a fat cheerleader. And if ninja and turtle go together, maybe she's one of them, since turtles usually aren't skinny like most cheerleaders.
So I leave you with this analogy question...fill in the blank:
Rob : Bob :: Robert : _______
-
uhhhhhhh, Tommy?
-
No, Bobert!
If train B is traveling at nine and a half miles per hour, while train J 3/4 is traveling at 9,000 mpw, and you began to read this question on the SATs, would you cry?
-
of course not! Theres just something in my eye, stupid thing won't come out!
could ya check?
-
Check for what?
-
Uh, I'll explain later! *explodes*
Has toad ever exploded?
-
No, of course not. *Toad explodes* YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT!!!
Or were you?
-
were me?
-
I guess, I dunno.
It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to...?
-
Watch the Muppet show on DVD?
-
YES!
What if someone combined Wartortle and Yoshi?
-
It would be a Wartoshi!
Where is teh missing letter universe?
-
Somewhere to the left of the Universe of Opposite Genders. :O
^^^ Why would I even think of such a thing?
-
you're Crazy!
Am I crzy?
-
No, you're crazy.
Why does Topaz(a character I made up) constantly have duct tape over her mouth?
-
She swears a lot. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9605.msg439897#msg439897)
Have you ever been on a boat?
-
Yes, a paddleboat called "The Belle of Louisville".
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A AAA AAA AAAA AAAA AAA AAAAA.
AAA AAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAA?
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.....
B?
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X.
Y?
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@
I R Baboon?
-
I hope not.
Why do I keep sticking duct tape on my mouth for no reason?
-
You like the feeling as it's being peeled off.
do you?
-
I would like it if for some reason I had a wart there. I heard duct tape works well on warts! Thankfully I don't have them on my mouth, or anywhere, for that matter. (Knock on wood, probably after saying that I'll wake up with warts all over my foot or something)
So now I have to ask another stupid question, I guess.
If you get a haircut, will you still have a ponytail?
-
I'd have a unicorn tail.
Do you think that guy really was Error?
-
Who?
-
That guy.
Who is that guy?
-
I dunno, I've never seen him before.
Has the Bigg Stik become a running gag?
-
Maybe.
Do flies fly?
-
Yes.
Do birds bird?
-
Ask Bird Person.
Can birds eat lizards?
-
I've heard of lizards eating birds, is that good enough?
...?
-
...!
Are boots shoes?
-
Yes.
What happened?
-
That's a stupid question.
Huh?
-
that was an even stupider question
Do you belive in the missing letter universe?
-
Ys.
Whre is it?
-
Beside SMBM's Final Destination stage, If you can get knocked off far enough you'll get sucked into a black hole, and land on the missiing letter universe!
Could ya get there?
-
If you're referring to a black hole, I'd assume it would be possible. You'd just need a pretty good spacecraft. Once you get within distance, there is no way out. And you'll never be the same, trust me. (I had a book on black holes when I was in elementary school, I think it was called "Journey into a Black Hole" and was a paperback in a series that I think was called "Let's Read and Find Out". I was really into astronomy as a kid, always reading books on the topic. I met an astronaut once and also went to Kennedy Space Center, plus I would make regular trips to the local planetarium to catch a show. Today I must admit the planetarium is a great make out spot, since it's dark and cozy, plus the shows are usually really pretty.)
So I propose the next dumb question: If you make out in a planetarium, is it love under the stars?
-
not really
Why do you always have to make your answers sooo long?
-
Considering this is directed at me, I'll answer it, probably with a lenghty response as well.
I love to write. When I get in at night and can't sleep, I write. I've written tons of short stories and have a novel (which probably needs a bit of refinement) as well. There is also a volume I wrote about a ficticious baseball team that I've worked on since 1999! I've always liked to write stories, ever since I was in kindergarten and wrote my first book.
You are not the first to say I write too much. I've always had a knack of writing more than what is required. I think it's because I care more about detail than the main idea sometimes and will go out of my way to make sure things are supported. This is true in everything for me, not just writing. When I first learned how to steal a base, the first thing I was concerned about was how to place my feet to slide. This was before the actual concept of "when you should run" was explained to me. It's even worse in video games! When I first got Mario Kart 64, the very first thing I did was read the manual, and I gravitated right to the section on items, not even looking at what button I'd need to press to make the kart accelerate, jump, or fire the turtle shell. Most people who have learned that game, at least from what they've told me, cared more about the general idea of "how do I make it go" before they cared about the speed effects of the mushrooms or something like that.
I just realized I made a mistake. In this topic I was supposed to give a stupid answer to the question that doesn't explain things correctly like mine did. In that case, I will say the stupid reason for my long posts is that I am addicted to typing and can't live without it.
So that brings me to a question. Are you addicted to anything?
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I'm addicted to these forums, of course!
Are you in love with the voices in your head?
-
No, I'm in love with Gonzo. ... What?!
Did you leave 'em in your other pants?
-
No.
Is your brain gone?
-
*checks* nope
What should be SushieBoy's weapon (Chopsticks, mabye?)
-
The Master Sword and Ultra Hammer (both made of chopsticks).
Are we there yet?
-
We get there when we get there!
Now?
-
No.
What about now?
-
Are we there yet?
We get there when we get there!
A perfect quoting of a scene in The Incredibles.
To answer the question, these things take time, honey.
Urgh! What is this thing at the bottom of my post?!!
-
a sig
what's your antidrug?
-
Art, culture, Pokemon and Gonzo. *hugs Gonzo plushie*
You wanna go bouncin' with me?
-
Okay. *both bounce off into the sunset*
Who did sonic lose his lung?
-
HE DIDN'T. SONIC IS IN MY TOP SIX. PEOPLE AND MEMBERS OF OTHER SPECIES ARE PROTECTED FROM LOSING ORGANS IF THEY ARE IN MY TOP SIX.
Have you ever seen the grass so green or a bluer sky?
-
I am almost 100% positive that line is from Mary Poppins. But I see a good clear sky and a green lawn right after a few days of heavy rain once everything has cleared out.
So here's my stupid question: Is it really true that a spoonfull of sugar will help medicine go down?
-
In the most delightful way! (BTW, that line was from Mary Poppins, you're so smart. ^_^)
Does feeding the birds really give you fat birds?
-
Not unless you tuppence a bag.
I'm going to keep this going. Should I go fly a kite?
-
not in a storm no.
Who long would it take a cow to deliver a pizza?
-
The cow doesn't want to leave her grassy area. And yes, it's a her, I checked. o_O
o_O?
-
0_o!
Who is it?
-
It's me!
Please, may I come in?
-
No. Quit asking.
Does this mean it's over?
-
It's not over till' it's over!
Do you like applesause?
-
No, I perfer apple juice.
How about maple syurp (imported)?
-
no.
do you like cheesecake?
-
No chesse, please.
Do you have any hair?
-
Yes. *pulls one out to show* Here's one.
What is that?!!
-
An SB bar!
how yummy is the SB bar?
-
About as yummy as pepperoni, chocolate, and wood are mixed together.
What qualifies this shampoo as "anti-residue formula?"
-
The fact that it's completely empty.
What's that thing on your head?
-
Five long spikes.
Do you pay too much for car insurance?
-
I don't even own a car.
Pardon?
-
I'm begging yours.
If storm out onto the field and pop the first base out of the field, does it count as a stolen base? (Pittsburgh Pirates fans, do you remember when former manager Lloyd McClendon did this while arguing at an umpire? He threw it into the dugout!)
-
I don't really know anything about baseball. ^^;
Why do I feel the need to draw shiny hair?
-
because you do
why do i stink wores then you
-
Not sure what the crap you just said.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck couldn't chuck wood?
-
None.
What is that?
-
It's you.
What's 1+0?
-
67.
Do you have a speshal ability?
-
Well, it might not be that great, but I have the ability to see that "speshal" is spelled wrong and should be "special". As for a real ability, I think being a switch-hitter would qualify. I worked a ton on that back when I decided to learn how to hit from both sides of the plate. I was the only one on the team and I know there aren't that many in MLB, so I feel sort of special there.
How many miles is it from London to Pittsburgh?
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-1.2547454 inches
How high is the moon?
-
A bazillion Roselias tall.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a kangaroo?
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Given I'm fresh off a summer biology class I should know a bit about mutations, but we never talked about this possibility. I'd imagine maybe a winged marsupial who laid eggs but stored youth in a pouch.
Since I take chemistry this fall, I'll make my question a chem one. Has anyone else ever confused Phenol Red with Kool-Aid?
-
Eurgh, I hope not.
Are you thirsty?
-
Why yes!! *holds up a cup*
So, what are you in for?
-
I'm in for Grand Theft Auto. Not the crime, the video game.
Will Mario ever shave off his mustache?
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As soon as Yoshi does
Is everyone here a idiot?
-
Not really, but there are one or two members who can't say "I'm wrong."
Can you guess who that is?
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Me?
Why?
btw, if one or two members can't say you're wrong, everyone else can so almost everyone says everyone is an idiot.
-
Because he can.
Billy, if Bob has two apples and Sarah has one, who many apples do they have?
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They would have enough to solve world hunger.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the baldest of them all?
-
KERMIT THE FROG. :)
Why does the ocean roar?
-
Same thing it was last time... 9_9
How should I take on Rayquaza?
-
I dunno... tickle him/her/it?
Why did I humanize Kirby?
-
About 8:20.
Why is he so pale?
-
Because he is a vampire. =O
Who is this so-called 'vampire'?
-
It's me!
Sure, it looks cool, but is it enough to stop Godzilla!?
-
Mewtwo can stop anything. ;D
Would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
-
It depends: what didn't you do?
Seriously, what didn't you do?
-
My homework. XD XD XD XD XD XD I love that joke!
What are you doing, you?!!
-
Reading this post.
Are you thinking of a question?
-
Thinking isn't cool.
Why is this game so popular?
-
Zoot: You don't ask that question, man! Everyone just knows!
Why did I get Zoot to answer that question?
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Because you couldn't think of an answer.
Will you get Zoot to think of a question for you?
-
I don't know who Zoot is, so no.
Is this the question or the answer?
-
It's the question.
What if the question were the answer?
-
All life as we know it would cease to exsist.
If Billy has 7 apples and Jill wants 9, why would Billy be carrying 7 apples in the first place?
-
He was gonna eat 'em!
What is that thing on my foot?!!
-
It's a bunion.
Only who can stop forest fires?
-
STOP!!! You're giving me bad memories!
I know a great spot to play PoohSticks at. Does anyone wanna play?
-
PoohSticks? WTD?
EDIT: Oh. In that case, no.
Why won't my bonsai grow?
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It's because it's a counterfeit Bonsai tree.
Why not?
-
Because, because, because, because, becaaaauuuuuuuse! Because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz! XD
Why did I draw a picture of Floyd(info) (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Floyd_Pepper) and Janice(info) (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice) getting married?
-
Because you were bored.
What is the last game you played?
-
TIGGER'S HONEY HUNT. XD
Why won't I shut up about Tigger's Honey Hunt?!!
-
Because when you select something to be an obsession, you don't give up (to the dismay of all others).
Which isn't to say that others are completely dissimiar-- what's a game that may cause instant obsession?
-
Final Fantasy or Pokemon, perhaps.
Why is there a spell check on the forums... that doesn't work?
-
... I dunno, I wasn't listening.
What should I eat for supper?
-
Something edible.
What's in your hair?
-
It's... a... SPIDER!!! AHH GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!! XO XO XO
Do you even know who Dave Goelz is?!!
-
Of course!...yeah...kind of...possibly...not really...no (a muppeteer for the Muppets)
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
-
GHOSTY BEASTY THING! XO
Should I buy this?
-
If you can afford it and wold use it, then yes.
:S?
-
:/
Eh?
-
You must be from Canada.
Buh?
-
It depends on the weather.
Are you talkin' to me? I said, are you talkin' to me?
-
Nah.
How am I funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?
-
The Fairly Oddparents......not anymore
Puscetti?
-
o_O
What's this thing on the bottom of my shoe?!!
-
A spider.
--()>?
-
Well, um, it's kinda a long story. You see... er... *Points behind MaxVance* Look! Behind you! *MaxVance looks behind himself. Robert runs.*
What do you get when you combine Super Mario and Grand Theft Auto?
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv455%2Fmariofan7%2FMushy.png&hash=8408b232b2fbeaaa1cb872423e84904a)
What was behind me?
-
Teh Giant Enemy Crab!
Should you attack it's weak point for massive damage?
-
Yes! Most definitely!
Where does your lap go when you stand up?(Impressive, aren't I?)
-
It stays on your legs.
What's on your legs?
-
......
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!
-
Because.
Right?
-
Maybe.
What did you do?
-
I... guess...
Hey, have you done anything cool and creepy lately?
-
Maybe.
Have YOU used your brain today?
-
Yes, and the game demo told me that I have the brain of Michelangelo.
Should I get World of Warcraft, just so I can make a Mario character?
-
No, there's already a Mario character. (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/games/wow)
What have you done today?
-
I ate some plants.
What's the submarine over there?
-
It's a busy.
"I say there, monstrosity, do you know the times?"
-
I do not wish to discuss the topic in... present company. *shudders*
Do you have anything to stop an earache?
-
Sorry, no :(.
Can your calculater talk?
-
Yes, and it has a spell checker, too.
Do you know of a good Toad fansite??
-
n0z0rz lol
*insert random question here*
-
I think so.
Really?
-
Hey.
Fred Fredburger?
-
Never heard of him.
The jacuzzi thing was your idea, so shouldn't you tell him?
-
A?
-
B.
(Your supposed to answer the question above you, as well.)
The jacuzzi thing was your idea, so shouldn't you tell him?
I'll do it later.
Was that supposed to happen?
-
No, you destroyed the universe.
Retry?
-
No. GAME OVER. *crappy game over music*
Wait, wha?
-
...? "Wha" is the subject, but what's the verb?
Will There Be None?*
*If you don't get it, it's a parody of the book And Then There Were None.
-
Do you mean Mario Party sequels? Then no, they will always be plentiful
Why did I post in this topic?
-
You forgot your skates.
Why is this thing here when it should be there?
-
Because it wanted to be here insted of there.
Why did one little indian all alone decide to hang himself?*
*If you don't get it, it's a link to Ten Little Indians, an old poem.
-
His friends deserted him because he was no longer cool. T_T *sigh* Tis the teenage life.
Was there ever a girl Ninja Turtle?
-
No, but there was a girl Street Shark.
Do youn think a Nintendo-Sega-Namco crossover would do well?
-
Yeah. But it would have to be for the triforce arcade system.
Got milk?
-
No.
Got tea?
-
*hides empty tea cup* No!
Did anyone miss me?
-
Yep. *shakes SB's hand* Welcome back!
Are you going to finish that sandwitch?
-
Yep. *eats the sandwitch* Sandwitch: NOOOOOO! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD...
Why did I reference the Wizard of Oz?
-
Because you live in kansas.
If a thermos keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold, how does it know?
-
It has an infared scanner capable of detecting the temperature of the object placed in the thermos, then warms or cools the thermos to the temperature of the object.
Why did I give an intellegent answer to a stupid question?
-
You're just that kind of person. :)
What is this thing in my ice cream?!!
-
Nothing.
What is that growing out of my big toe?
Why did I give an intellegent answer to a stupid question?
You're just that kind of person. :)
Aw, thanks! :D
-
Another toe.
You have another toe?!
-
Yes, a mistle-toe.
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
-
Maybe.
Do Pokemon dream of Flaaffy?
-
Um... no?
Who/what is flaaffy?
-
A Sheep Pokemon.
Did Robert play Pokemon Gold/Silver?
-
No, but he did play Pokemon crystal, and he doesn't remember a pokemon named Flaaffy, but he does remember a sheep pokemon (BTW, I only got three or four badges on that game.)
It's 11:50AM, and do you know where your children are?
-
I don't have children. I'm only 14.
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
-
Because we all want peace!
What's with the bib on Bowser Jr?
-
That's not a bib: it's a bandana. He wears it to look cool.
Does Mario have hair on his chest?
-
Only on weekends.
Is Tingle popular with leotard wearers?
-
O_O I don't wanna think about that!
why do I like Gonzo so much?
-
That's what I'd like to know.
Why doesn't GG like Strong Bad anymore?
-
I do, just not as much as Gonzo.
How wet will ya get with a Luvin' Licks kiss?
(BTW, I think I know why Robert hasn't heard of Flaaffy. Flaaffy is only in Gold/Silver, not in Crystal.)
-
...Completely washed out.
If someone told you to jump off a cliff for one-millon dollars, would you?
-
No. I'd mostly likely die, meaning I'd never get to the million regardless if I jumped off or not.
As you are typing your answer to this question, what does the banner advertisement at the top of your page advertising for?
-
Killer Whales.
What's the difference beween a seal and a piano?
-
You can't tune a seal. You can't tuna fish either. Wocka Wocka! (double reference: 1- an old REO Speedwagon album my dad has and 2- you can figure it out)
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
-
He's in the retirement home, getting his well deserved rest. The Scooby Doo you see in the new movies and What's new Scooby Doo? That's just an aged Scrappy Doo pretending to be Scooby.
Why did the Tickle Trunk have to close for the final time?
-
Not enough peanuts.
Who is the man in the black mask?
-
The man in the black mask! Who else?
Really, who else could it be?
-
because I love Chesse
how many pencils does it take to reach the center of the sun?
-
27.
What if an airplane randomly crashed out of nowhere and hit my house?
-
Your blood pressure would rise by a small amount.
which is more dangerous, reading a newspaper or sharpening a pencil?
-
Sharpening a pencil, because you could poke yourself with the sharp pencil.
So wait, if an older Scrappy is posing as Scooby Doo, then who played Scrappy Doo in the Scooby Doo movie???
-
OMG PARADOX!
R U TRIPPIN?
-
Antidisestablishmentarianism
What is your quest?
-
To find the lost pieces of the Golden Raincoat!
Where are the pieces?
-
Cornflakes.
What is the point of a Golden raincoat?
-
It smells even worse in the rain!
Can you find the mountain?
-
Yes, but I can't find the bridge.
Where's that confounded bridge?
-
just backwards and you'll find it.
now where did I leave my pile whatsit
-
On the Titanic.
What colour is an albino tomato?
-
The same color that a yoshi's egg after the yoshi has: spun around three times, touch a blackboard,join the team of The Simpsons writers, and eat a piggy bank.
Juh???
-
Negative.
Indeed?
-
Undeed.
Is it raining again?
-
Lemme check... *opens window and a ginormous amount of rain pours on her head* Yep, it's raining again.
Whas da purple dood say bout dis?
-
No-things.
Why does Mario keep saving the princess?
-
It's in his contract.
What is a rhetorical question?
-
a pointless question , like what you just asked.
Why does it seem like there are more shop-at-home channels on TV than anything else?
-
Because there is.
Is it possible to book the three tenors for only £30?
-
If you times that 30 by about 10 000.
How many Weird Al Yankovic's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-
5, one to screw the lightbulb in, and the other four to watch him do it.
Ich kann Deutsches verstehen. Kannst du?
-
WhaT?
Will you have a blue Christmas without me?
-
Sure, if you want.
Why are 10% of canadians upset with Maple trees?
-
Cause I told them so.
Did you remember to flush?
-
Yes and no.
Is a monkey a key for extreme religious fanatics?
-
No.
Why am I just sitting here?
-
Cuz'
Cuz' why?
-
because the earth orbits the sun.
Will you be here tomorrow?
-
Yes, why wouldn't I be?
Did I just answer your question with another question?
-
Yes and no.
What would happen if the universe blew up?
-
Nothing
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
-
I'm not Mr Owl, I'm Ms Noctowl! Nice ta meet ya! ^_^
If a Houndoom was in a battle with a Slowking, who would win?
-
I'd win!
Would I actually win?
-
*giggle* No.
If Snow Miser is Mr White Christmas and Heat Miser is Mr Green Christmas... who's Mr/Ms Purple Christmas?
-
Honestly, could you manage to keep your interests a bit more broad? And clearly, a Purple Christmas is impossible. There are not hemispheres where weather turns purple...
My Altar of the DS Lite is clearly lacking something, and it's not candles. What is it?
-
A cute, sarcastic mascot? (answer in the form of a question)
I hate to say it, but I don't think we're in western Minnesota anymore. Where are we?
-
Kentucky. Hi there!
What would J K Rowling do?
-
Kill Hairy!
does hairy die?
-
First of all, it's "Harry". Second, yes, because he's a nerd.
Rewsna diputs a teg noitsesqu diputs a ksa?
-
Huuuuuuuuuuuuh???
If I lived up here... *puts finger on your forehead* and you lived down here... *puts finger on your chin... then quickly moves it up to your forehead, hitting your nose in the process* would you come and see me sometime?
-
Depends...
Why are they showing "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" on this day, November 12?
-
November 12th?!! *gasp* November 12th?!! *gasp* Why it's almost Thanksgiving! ^_^
What was the point of that?
-
27.
What would happen if I spontaniously combusted?
-
I would pour water on you. ^_^
What should you do if you are turned into a robot?
-
Do the Robot!
Why did PL spell backwards "question' wrong?
-
Oh, so that's what that was!
WHY DO YOU DISTURB ME WHILE I EAT?!!
-
Because I want your autograph.
Who is you?
-
Uhhh, I don't know, you?
-
I'm me.
*Insert generic question that han't been used before here*
-
*gasp* No! :O
Wanna buy a watch?
-
I'll buy it for a high price!
Can I interest you in my entire collection of Betamax tapes?
-
I don't get it.
So, you're the ones who were playing games with my army?!!
-
Yes, and with them I WILL RULE THE WORLD!! *laughs maniacally*
How do you make a maltese cross?
-
Lessee... you take the... then you... urm... uhh... GAAH! *faint*
Can I live in your medicine cabinet? :3
-
No, I'm afraid you'll snoop around my medicine cabinet!
What can my camera do besides take photographs?
-
Do your laundry.
Will you
GET THIS IGNORANCE
OUT OF MY SUB-FORUM
-
I don't know. Maybe if you did a better job of convincing me...
What is 18 divided by 0 (18/0)?
-
The age of God.
Where else do you want to go today?
-
Rigel IV.
Why hasn't GiftedGirl heard about Betamax?
-
Because when I was first born, it was VHS tapes that were popular.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a tuna? :D
-
Dolphin-safe chicken.
How do you suppose that the Wii came out yesterday?
-
Don't ask me. I'm just the shape-shifter you ordered.
Why is deviantART being mean to me?
-
Don't know, it's working fine for me.
How come GiftedGirl's Qusestion wasn't stupid enough?
-
Because I wanted a smart answer that time.
Why can't the sky be green?
-
Because it would look awful with the trees.
Why do people buy special reserve maple syrup for insanely high prices?
-
Due to the fact that 9 out of 10 penguins prefer it to regular maple syrup.
To be or not to be?
-
I be em.
My Crow Soft?
-
Microsoft.
What is THAT?!! :D
-
That would be my special hiding place where I keep little boys and girls.
Do you want to look in?
-
No, and I think you've just revealed yourself to be Micheal Jackson.
Was that a serious answer?
-
Ummm...
I know you are, but what am I?
-
Yo' Momma!
Did I offend you?
-
Nein.
Why am I here?
-
I don't know. You should go watch my latest episode of AnimaniX, the zany dubover of Sonic X with Animaniacs.
Has anyone seen it?
-
I have!
How did coolkid get banned?
-
His posts were so rediculous they made our faces hurt.
Is grammar matter?
-
<Mr_Melee> !stab The_Chef airplane *Mushroom_Boy stabs The_Chef with an airplane
<Mr_Melee> Have you had your Thanksgiving dinner yet?
-
I had Thanksgiving lunch, and some leftovers two hours ago.
Who wants hot chocolate??? *starts elaborate song and dance number w/ hot chocolate waiters*
-
Yes please!
Do you need a Wii??
-
I won't not be serious: yes.
Don't not panic, right?
-
Wrong. Don't Not NOT Panic. XP
Is that a... SPIDER?!!?!??!?!!?!! *faints*
-
Yes. It is a spider.
Why is glass clear?
-
Because glass was originally dirty and brown. However, years ago, some ancient babylonion(sp?) finally took the liberty of cleaning every single shard of glass on earth until you could see through it.
Why doesn't Mario grow a goatee?
-
Buffy.
Mango or Singo?
-
Mango...it's got more flavor.
How many toads does it take to stop Bowser?
-
Not even the infinity amount of Toads can stop Bowser.
Can they?
-
They can if they put thier minds to it.
What's 12 x Pies ?
-
Uhh... dare?
-
Hmm, dare or no dare...no dare.
Who's to blame for the downfall of cartoons?
-
Cartoon Network. (NOT, A stupid answer)
What's the worlds most stupid cartoon? (NOT, a stupid question)
-
School House Rock.
Who goes to Cornwall?
-
The Cornish pixies!
Is that you, Santa Claus?
-
Well if not I got a little present for him! *cocks gun*
Should I shoot?
-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Why do I suck so bad?
-
Your straw is all clogged up.
Why do horses sleep standing up?
-
Because if they sit down, they'll never be able to get back up.
Super Santa?!! What the crap?!!
-
Super Santa is the exact opposite of regular Santa: He rewards children with presents for being bad and hands out coal bombs t oone who have been good.
Can you think of a stupid question for me?
-
Yes, but I'm not telling you it.
How do you solve a Monkey Puzzle Tree?
-
You hit the tree with a large mallet, and it solves itself out of fear of being hit again.
Have I lost my touch?
-
Maybe... Maybe not...
I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS! WHAT ABOUT YOU??? @u@
-
I actually believe in Bowser Claus, thank you.
Is it a cause for a Claus to get clawed?
-
Only if that Clause is Doctor Claw would that be a good cause.
You've just won the Tournament of Champions! What re you going to do next?
-
I'm going to Disney World! :D
What iZ it?
-
Uh...Bowser was found in an embarrasing predicament this morning.
Can we do the time warp again?
-
Not until you clean your room, young lady >:O!
Is it possible to conduct an entire orchestra symphony using only my index finger?
-
Of course not, you need a stick thingy!
And I thought Jman was a boy! Is he hiding stuff from us?
-
Oops. I thought Gifted Girl asked that question. My bad.
WTD!?
-
Watch your language.
Who's that Pokemon?
-
It's Slowbro!
If I ask "What is THAT?" all the time, will I turn into GiftedGirl?
-
No, but if you aren't sure what something is and you get into an accident, you may turn into her cousin, GimpyGirl.
Is my hypothesis correct?
-
Only on tuesdays, when leaves are on the ground.
When isn't your hypothesis correct?
-
When it's my hippopotamus! :D
Salery? You mean like moneys?
-
Of course not silly! the veggie!
How much often do the planets align?
-
Not in my lifetime.
Can you tell that every third blink is slower?
-
Only when I'm being paranoid.
Do you know?
-
Do I know what?
-
I don't know, ask him!
Why does sonic's butt hurt?
-
From butt-bouncing on the bed too much.
Why doesn't Guido(from Cars) know hardly any English?
-
because he never learned it.
Why does this topic have more hits than Roberto Clemente?
-
It would be easy to answer if I knew who he was!
How much do you have to spank the monkey?
-
Spank... what?
Pit stop?
-
Nah, we're good on gas.
How long is the world, front and back?
-
26 cm.
Why 26 cm?
-
Because you must have miscalculated.
Does anyone have better measuring tools than Sqrt2?
-
Yeah, Sqrt3 does.
What's cooler: A house key or a mailbox?
-
A mailbox! You can smash it! :D
The screaming WHAT?!!
-
I totally just saw a similar ending to a post!
But seriously, the screaming WHAT?!!
-
Vampiress.
Who is Mystery Man #2?
-
Chick Hicks. :O
How about a taste of my homemade organic herbal tea? :D
-
Heck no, I've seen kool-aids better than that!
Are you familiar with The Onion Kingdom of 1979?
-
No, not really.
Did you know that the word lemon is a re-arrangement of the word melon?
-
No.
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Well, duh! It says so on the sign!
Is that the pizza guy? :D
-
I hope so, it's been two hours!
I get this for free because you didn't deliver within an hour, right?
-
Ummm...no! *hits Eclipsed Moon with a giant mallet.*
Why am I such a cartoon?
-
You watch way too much Animaniacs.
Is grammar matter?
-
Be tiny bit.
Would you please answer this question with another question?
-
I don't know, should I?
-
YES
I accidently drank 5 gallons of 7Up, will I- *implodes*
-
Too late. Hahaha!
Where's my watch?
-
Have you checked your wrist?
-
Have you checked your wrist?
-
Ah, I had GiftedGirl's watch all along.
Should I keep it, sell it, or turn it in?
-
I say keep it. A watch is a terrible thing to waste.
Who will watch me do a number on this punching bag?
-
Nobody will.
Why does the forum member Sora, or other n00bies, think we old members hate their posts?
-
Good guessing, I suppose.
Hey baby, you doin' anything tonight?
-
Um...no. I'M A MAN!
Why does Mario love Peach?
-
Because she looks downright hot in her golfing outfit.
Why does Peach love Mario?
-
Because she's a freak who likes video game characters.
Do you want lies with that?
-
No.
Does Tangata like pasta?
-
Tangata? What the crap is that?
-
It's Spanglish for "an orange female cat."
Ow! Who just dropped that 5 story building on my head?
-
Don't look at me, I didn't do it!
What's that in the sky? Is it a bird, Is it a plane, is it a superman?
-
No, it's an UFO, silly.
Parlez-vous francais?
-
Oui.
How old is the universe?
-
About 6000 years, don't question it you heathen.
Shame me once, fool on you?
-
I don't know, let me check my schedule and see if I can make time for it.
Windows + Linux + Mac = Wintuxosh?
-
Windows + Linux + Mac = system failure imminent
How much wood would a wood wood wood wood wood steel wood wood woooooooood?
-
None,apparently.
Do sheep have nightmares?
-
No, the wool keeps the nightmares away.
Do you believe in Santa Claus??? :D
-
Absolutely. Why would my parents lie?
What will I get for Christmas?
-
Whatever you want. :)
And what do you want for Christmas, little (boy/girl)?
-
I want Santa Claus to quit
Does pi=3.14?
-
Yes, exactly 3.14.
But what does π equal?
-
3.14, of course!
But what does :) equal?
-
Syntax error.
When will the universe implode and become a banana for the almighty mans?
-
O_O;
Do you need any tires? :D
-
Gahh!!! *takes out machine gun, and destroys GG*
Will you shut up with those Cars Refrences!!
-
I can't shut up, but rather slantways.
Everlasting gobstoppers--are they really everlasting?
-
Yeah. I know an Oompa Loopma who been eating one for 3 years.
Are there snails on the menu?
-
No, but we have escargo (sp?).
What if electricity, computers and the internet exsisted in the 1800's?
-
Then we'd be able to fly around like the Jetsons by now.
Why are people sick minded?
-
It just happens that way.
Don't you think 18$ worth of snails would get you more than one plateful? I mean, are they an endangered species?
-
No, but they're seemingly gross. The seemingly grosser, the more exotic; the more exotic, the more expensive.
-
So, where's your question, Eclipsed Moon? (my answer and question)
-
Argh, I knew eventually that had to happen.
How could I have forgotten it?
-
Because you are a human robot.
Did you remember that this is the 5,000 post in "Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer"?
-
No, but then again, me and Dad forgot the game and DVD we had to take back and I didn't rmember until we were halfway to Hollywood Video. ^^;
Can anyone guess what the DVD and the game were?
-
Lemme' guessss..... ummmm, Cars?
-
For both of them?
Why does Playstation steal Nintendo's ideas?
-
Because Sony is the devil in disguise.
Why did Sega stop making hardware?
-
Because Sonic the Hedgehog was caught selling hardware to Mario.
Head Explode?
-
No, Head Implode.
Does anyone here like Mario?
-
Duuuuuuuuur!
(BTW, my earlier question, the DVD was Talledega Nights XP and the game was Cars :D)
Said Santa to a boy, "Child, what have you been longing for?"
-
"Instant Death :( ," said the child.
How do you take your coffee?
-
Deep-fried and stuffed in a Ziploc (or however you spell it).
When do I preordered my oversized word processor?
-
What is this, Mario nonsense?
Why does your head a splode?
-
Because my head a sploded out of laughter because of engrish.
Do you speak engrish?
-
Hellote. What is up my doge.
Is there a wocket in your pocket?
-
Nope, just a pocket monster, *a pikachu pulls him into pocket*
Who doesn't like ham?
-
That old guy across the street.
c4n y0u r33d 7h15?
-
Y35, 1 c4n r33d 7h47.
What in the crap?
-
Quick! Flush it!!
Who has my universal remote??
-
Don't you remember? You were really hungry one night, and your universal remote was lying around nearby... you get the picture.
If you had the choice of being kissed by either Bowser or Wart, who would it be?
-
That one.
EH??
-
I dunno.
Should I throw my popcorn at that really annoying guy with the cellphone?
-
Nah. You need something much heavier.
Can I interest you in this fine leather jacket?
-
No, now go away.
Does anyone here care that Yoshi has smelly arm pits?
-
I do. *hands Yoshi some deoderant*
Do you lika do da cha-cha? XD
-
I prefer tap.
Ya got any awesome sauce on ya?
-
I wish.
Did you see that?!! :D
-
No, but I heard it, felt it, smelled it and tasted it.
Is The Cheat a duck?
-
No, he's just a The Cheat! Get your facts straight, man!
Would Strong Bad last 15 rounds in the ring with Mike Tyson?
-
Heck no. He's too pudgy.
What if you woke up one day... and you were a (insert a species from your favorite fandom here)?
-
If I were a (insert a species from your favorite fandom here), I'd (insert a thing that the species does here).
What ever happened to Robot Jones?
-
He was CANSELLED.
Air drumming?
-
You mean this? *Does a sweet 15 minute air drum solo*
How will you ever escape the horrible fate of cleaning Bowser's toes?
-
By..... Jumping over them!!
Do you have any idea how many planets there are in this universe??
-
No... do you?
-
A lot.
Will 2007 be as bad as that other year?
-
If you mean 1435, then heck yeah.
Where's the fluffy?
-
It's your file name!
Maiziketzu?
-
www.homestarrunner.com
Am I determined?
-
I guess.
So that's your lunch? You eat WORMS?!! XD
-
I haven't even opened my lunchbox yet...
So you want to have a card match?
-
No.
How about some organic fuel?
-
No.
No?
-
TRACTORS! XD
If a bear takes a crap in the woods and no one's around, does it still smell bad?
-
You go check.
How many licks doesit take to get
to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
-
One, if you have strong teeth.
Why is Mario fat?
-
Because no one posted in my lost Mario's Diet thread, and he gained weight because of you!!
Zuh??
-
Huwha?
-
Gwahahaha!
Why doesn't boo_penguin join the forums?
-
Because he's already a member.
Haven't you bothered to check?
-
Pffft, I knew before you did!
WTD??
-
Harpie.
A bum was given 50 cents by a woman. The woman is the bums sister, but the bum is not the woman's brother. How is this possible?
-
The bum is a girl, and is therefore the woman's sister!
What is it you want more than anything else in the world?
-
Ummmmmm.........2 NINTENDO Wii's!!!!! (okay, I really just want some gum.)
(Good job for Markio, he got the riddle.)
If I have two peanuts, can I make jam?
-
If peanut jam exists, the I suppose yes.
If I had 490 grapefruits in one hand, and a 28 gallons of yogurt in the other hand, what would I have?
-
Fruit Salad! doo doo doo yummy yummy...
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Why does Sailor Moon wear a short skirt? Lol.
-
Tell that to the half dead writing staff!
Why is Pluto not a planet anymore?
-
Because its stupid.
------------------------------------------
Why is Superman vunerable to Kryptonite?
-
Tell that to the half dead writing staff!
In the name of the moon, Sailor Moon will punish you? Is that how it goes?
-
Because those idiotic astronomers think it's too smaaaaaaaaaaalll... PLUTO IS A PLANET, DARNIT! SCREW WHAT THE ASTRONOMERS SAY!
Why did I do that?
-
You think Pluto deserves better.
What about Mickey's dog?
-
*pets Mickey's dog*
Is aura with you?
-
Who?
-
Nevermind.
What's that blobby thing on your face?
-
My pet booger, Spanky!
Who backwashed this?!
-
Probably Wario or Strong Bad. They're know for that.
Why won't SushieBoy go to www.homestarrunner.com
-
He's stubborn.
You sold your _______ to buy me this ________ for my ________???
-
And you sold your $12 to buy me this _______ for my $4?
-
I've never heard of products named ______....
Scooby Doo! Where are you??
-
Sadly, they never found Scooby. Or at least, all of him.
Why can't I get a Wii? WHY?! Everyone else does! Even I do! Why must I taunt me by having a Wii? I'm always like, "Hey, Glorb, you should get a Wii!" and then I'm always like, "I'm TRYING to! Wait, Glorb, can't you lend me yours?" and then I always say "Nuh-UH! Remember what you did to my Game Gear?" and then I'm like "That was MY Game Gear, you lame, nerdy, no-Wii-having, broken-Game-Gear-owning dork!"
-
I feel your pain. I don't have a Wii either. *dead serious*
Why? Just why?
-
Whoah, you play Game Gear!!
How many traingles do you see in this picture?
-
Infinity.
Do you know the muffin man?
-
Who lives on Drewy Lane?
-
Yes, well........you see, she's married to the Muffin Man.
The Muffin Man?
-
The muffin man, man!
Who is not the best guy?
-
My great uncle Hmrphglorp.
Whose line is it, anyway?
-
Uhhh... your's?
-
Why is this weird?
-
Because. Just...because.
Why?
-
Because
When was TMK first created?
a)1997
b)1827
c)3047
d)10007 B.C.
-
Yesterday.
When was I born?
-
2 billion years ago.
Did you forget Poland?
-
I never forget Poland!
What is the answer to this question?
-
What is the question to this...question?
vvh0 1|\|v3n73|) l33t?
-
60[).
The loser says what?
-
I'm not falling for that.
Hate the Mews? :O
-
Maybe.
Who are you, and why are you sneaking around in my chocolate factory?
-
I sure as heck ain't Willy Wonka.
Have you hugged a puppy today???
-
No hablo inglés.
¿Qué sobre perritos?
-
Yo es Dinero
Dinero es yo?
-
What????!!!!@#$%^&*()_+{}
Puff the Magic Dragon was:
A. A man
2. A dragon-man
#. Maybe just a dragon
Q. None of the below
-
PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON GOT KILLED BY DEEZER'S CAT!!!!
Where's Waldo?
-
IN YOUR NOSE!
What's the square root of a quadrilateral?
-
Hey! Just becuase I have these nerdy glasses doesn't mean I'm smart!!
Jone pole Par la pon pon neir?
-
... What?
-
I said "* Pork eats himself".
Which one of you took my Bomberman Tournament cartridge?
-
I sure didn't, 'cause everyone know that Saturn Bomberman kicks the crap out of Bomberman Tournament.
How bored are you?
-
Almost to the point of insanity. There, I am insane now.
What is long, hard, and full of, um, sailors?
-
A battleship.
Why can't Bird Person EVER pay attention?
-
Because birds, by nature, have ADHD.
If Earth is eaten by a space monkey, will we take off every Zig to defend the monkey?
-
Give it a little boogie!!
How fat are you?
-
Average.
Has Bird Person caught bird flu yet?
-
No, he was vaccinated.
Why aren't there interrobang (?I) blocks?
-
It's not 2057 yet.
How many times do I have to tell you that Caterprie doesn't evolve in Wartortle?
-
None, I've known that for years.
Got Miltank?
-
Plenty, but I forgot where I put them all.
Can you tell the difference between butter and "I can't believe it's not butter!"?
-
Sure.
Can you?
-
Only when I'm inanimate.
When will we have an end to the Mario party franchise?
-
When Hudson finally decides to make a game so good that they won't need to make another one.
Is Brawl really the last SSB?
-
No, they're going to release a fourth game in installments over the next 50 years after SSBB comes out.
Why hasn't it gotten hard to ask unique questions yet?
-
We're just so creative. ^_^
Who are you?
-
Yeah that's right, i'm a dinosaur.
Who beat up the clown?
-
The Frown.
Going around town?
-
Nah, I think I'll stay right here.
Ever try pie?
-
You mean the 3.14 type, right? Otherwise, I like French Silk.
Who will win the Snuper Broil?
-
The Ribeyes.
O RLY?
-
Yes!
Christmas Who?
-
I think you mean Doctor Who.
What is the square root of a round food?
-
Yo mamma.
Do you take off your mask when you go to bed?
-
Do you take off your face when you go to bed?
Are you some kinda robot?
-
I'M A DINOSAUR!!!
Really?
-
YA RLY
What's the inverse of clockwork styrofoam grapefruit soda?
-
I never learned inversions. ^^;
Blue grass looks great covered in white, don't you agree?
-
Bluegrass is better for listening than viewing.
Which Face was it that ATE A GI-RAFFF?
-
Seven!
?
-
[?]
Why is this thread still here?
-
Because it r0x0rz your b0x0rz.
If it's Saturday, and I'm chewing gum while posting in stupid threads, then what time is it in the Eastern Antarctic?
-
Snack Time!
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Why don't you like...THIS?
-
Because it's ridiculous.
Remember when the "Remember when..." thread was all the rage, and no one knew how to spell "ridiculous" or "misspell"?
-
You mispeld ridiclus. The Q is silent.
Why don't you like...this?
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Because I know it can kill me.
Because it's ridiculous.
Remember when the "Remember when..." thread was all the rage, and no one knew how to spell "ridiculous" or "misspell"?
Whoa, I created that thread. Major nostalgia.
-
It was nostalgia for me too when I looked through my old posts. (now back to questions)
What would Paris Hilton say if she saw herself in a mirror?
-
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
Why did I size that so big?
-
Because you gave the wrong answer.
What's the opposite of not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not anticheese?
-
[Cannot Answer - "Not" Overload has occured]
Hey!! Is dat a MUGH-STAYASH you got dare, Sonny?!
-
Yes indeedy it is, fine sir!
What's the square root of (555)867-5309?
-
(This is just asking for it. XD)
*Homestar impression* Let me just get mah calcalatatoh... *gets a phone and punches number in* The squawe woot of (555)867-5309 is the pizza pwace. ^_^
(Actually, I used my calculator and it's 74556.52426 on the nose. :D)
It feels good to do a Homestar impression after so long! :D ... Are you gonna brick me now?
-
Nah, I love Homestar.
Will you do a Strong Bad impression.
-
Uh-oh,
Zuh??
-
Zug-Zug!
Ehy qre you slozer thqn q jqckrqbbit vpcrref in sollqses in qn igloo furing q tornqdo in the ziffle of Kikt?
-
Cus yins r slbwin mii dwnn yaa litl crn-cob!
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Why does Glorb take therapy?
-
He needs it?
-
Yes.
No?
-
Maybe.
What is the average land speed of an levitating baked potato wearing many-eyed glasses, remembering to factor in wind resistance?
-
5 mph, I think...
Why wouldn't you say onomatopoeia?
-
Your not my mom!
Or is it?
-
*says "is it" to a 200 BPM techno beat*
If carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?
-
No. That's a stupid question.
If a tree falls out of a plane, and no one's around to climb it, then why did it fall off in the first place?
-
The snakes pushed it off.
Anyone remember Snakes on a Thread?
-
Not me!
Whose idea was it to say something in here was a stupid question, when this topic is clearly about stupid qusestions?
-
The CommuNazis.
I take therapy?? Wwwwhhhhhyyyyy didn't anyone teeeeelllll mmmeeeeee?!?!
-
Because we don't like you, Mr. Therapy.
SNOW?!
-
HOPEFULLY!
What's the opposite of not not not...anticheese?
I counted the "not"s (169) and factored in the anti, and the answer is cheese.
(Actually, I used my calculator and it's 74556.52426 on the nose. :D)
I got 689.83766. Someone is wrong here...but who?
-
Both of you.
How did you get a decimal?
-
I bought him at the decimal store. *pets decimal*
Who's a cute decimal? ^u^
-
Uhh, Alfalfa!
Why must GG base everything she says for the next two years on the phrase she said before?!
-
I have a one track mind. But not today!
Hi, are you Daisy?
-
Not at all!
Cocoa?
-
Sure!
How did you get a decimal?
Because the square root is not a perfect square.
Same question!
-
Woah, woah. Slow down. I haven't had my morning Coke yet.
What do I mean: Coca-Cola, cocain, or cocoa beans? Bonus points for an incorrect answer!
-
The shade of brown.
What do you want for breakfast?
-
RAISIN BRAN!
How did I confuse myself into forgetting what "qusestion" I asked when I asked that math thing?
-
It's simple, really.
How fast am I going?
-
About... infinity mph.
Why is the sky bluuuuuuuuuueee?
-
Becauuuuuuuuuuuuuse.
Who stole my tomatoes?
-
It's actually quite simple.
Will I ever find true love? Answer me!!
-
Your chances are as good as mine.
Are you dead?
-
No, because Pink Yoshi pwnz0rz Death.
¿Mal queso?
-
No. No mal verde queso. iNO!
-
iAhi esta! iUn forestero! iGojeldo, dale!
Did RE4 teach you everything you know about Spanish?
-
No, I don't learn from games.
Can you help me find my nuts?? (Don't be offended, It's an over The Hedge quote)
-
You sure they're not in your pants? *snicker*
Where my hat is at?
-
In the fridge, between the milk and the Cold Ones.
Have you been j00z0red by Google yet?
-
I don't know.
Ugh... after watching this hypnotic flash movie, I felt like I needed to remember something. Something important. Not an upcoming event, but something to do with my past and my childhood. Why can't I remember it?
-
Probably for the same reason you can't think of a name.
AITJSOGIXLBHJDFLGHDFXJLZGH?!
-
Did you just ask me for a coke in Metroid language?
And my other question.
When will the madness end???????!!!!
-
In five minutes.
Are you making beans?
-
No.
Did you forget my Internet?
-
No, ya stoop. It's in your hair, as always.
If I say "monkey", will you kill me?
-
Nah, I love monkeys.
Will I ever complete my guacamole collection?
-
Never in a million years.
Q-tip + WarioWare = ?
-
Hours of fun in akward positions.
How many wigs does Cher have?
-
Just four.
What is the ultimate thing?
-
Good question.
Was that a double post?
-
Yes... In a matter of Fact it was.
Is Sapphira a Sapphire?
-
Probably.
Does flushing yourself down the toilet make you mutate?!! :D
-
Twenty-seven.
How do I build a mortar-launching unit?
-
With a unit that launches mortar-launching units.
Are Sapphira and Sapphina the same person?
-
Yes/no.
How do I posted reply?
-
With luck.
Why this forum look like dark cave?
-
Because we no have fire.
Why me talk like caveman?
-
Maybe you are, but i'm not!
i need help how i post a new thread plz help thanks
-
I think you need to go to the board you want to post it in, then click the new topic button (correct me if i'm wrong)
What does the banning stick look like?
-
Like this. <-_-_-_-_------------------------->
Who ate my cheesecake?
-
The Cheescakeburglar!
Whuzzat!?
-
Your reflection.
How dare you defy me??
-
I don't know.
How do I ask this?
-
You don't.
AM I ERROR?
-
YOU ARE BUG.
Is Eddy rich yet?
-
He's rich in spirit.
Why on earth can't you get ye flask?
-
Because the koala wore jordans.
How do I asked question?
-
You did a great job of it already.
How I mine 4 fish?
-
With a Wheelbarrow.
Are you stepping on the map then?
-
No, but I think he is.
Can Ed go to the bathroom?
-
Only on tuesdays
What if I told you there was candy inside the map?
-
I would declare, "It's the end of the world!"
Who would win in a fight: Sephiroth(from Final Fantasy 7) or Link (from the Legend of Zelda series)?
-
Hmm...this is a toughie. I'd say Leon from RE4, because he dodges lasers.
Wouldn't Master Chief and Lara Croft make, like, teh cutast coupal EVAR??/!!11
-
No comment.
Could they possibly be giants?
-
They might be...
Who invented "invented"?
-
Mr. Invented.
Can someone be "tracted" (as oppossed to "distracted")?
-
Well, they can be in traction, so probably.
meat plz?????
-
What? No. No. No. I mean, no. Never. No. What? N-- *brick'd*
Why did I give a Strong Bad answer?
-
Congraturation, Elizagurth.
Where has all the spicy salsa gone?
-
I have no idea, Interruptor Jones.
Would happen to have anything relatively edible in that cooler?
-
Leftover shrimp pizza from Puccini's... an Ale-8(made from GINGER ale)... pickles... ice...
What do you think Bowser would look like as a human?
-
Watch the movie.
You're saying I'm a villain, aren't you?
-
No, not at all. ^^;
Thanx much?
-
I'm not a villain!
Can you make some fondu?
-
Sure, lemme go get the fondue pot...
Stwong Baaaaad! Can I bowwow youw fondue pot? (You walked right into that one, SushieBoy! XD)
-
And on the other hand, Zuhh?
-
*talking to other hand* Sheesh, it's been nothing but me and SushieBoy back and forth.
Is major league butt-kicking back in town?
-
No question.
-
No answer.
Who would win in a fight-- The Hulk, or The Hulk's weight in bees?
-
The Hulk's weight in The Hulk's weight's weight.
Why won't that guy stop making user clones?
-
Your mom.
Why is Bomberman walking on my screen?
-
Not a day goes by I don't ask myself that same question.
What is the name of Sam Q. Hill is a computer?
-
No Idea
eye em wee tar did. Sofa King wee tar did. XD
-
Lite Brite bombs.
Why didn't MSM post a question?
-
Because he didn't.
Why am I asking a question?
-
Because you can.
Why is CTOAN allowed to post questions?
-
Because he can't think of a name.
Why am I here?
-
Because you're not there.
HOW I SHOT WEB?
-
Duh.
Game bob GS?
-
Ham with pork.
Knock Knock?
-
I thank you for paying to fix my door.
Why can't we be friends?
-
You tell me.
O RLY?
-
NAH, NT RLY. I WS JUS KIDDN.
What do sheep count to sleep?
-
Mattresses.
Do sheep shrink in the rain?
-
No, they grow to 50 times their size and take over farms.
Who would win in a fight, Weird Dude or Chupperson Lizard?
-
It's impossible to pit them against one another, since they both require LD and Chup to fuse together.
Ever frost peak?
-
What's a frost peak? (a&q)
-
It's similar to a dew point.
Can You Percolate?
-
I'm not sure.
Who is the enigmatic Sofa King?
-
No Idea.
Anyone suprised that I didn't get banned for that Mad Gab about Sofa King?
-
Not unless you read between the lines.
Eye mull of mush sheen?
-
Holy hand queso, Batman!
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
-
Because it's a liberal conspiracy!!!!11
Why do fools fall in love, and not the other way around?
-
Love does fall on fools.
Why is stuff?
-
It's all over the place!
Why do we peel?
-
We are Bananas.
Did I spell bananas wrong?
-
I think you can spell Bahnnannahs just fine.
When will Jesus bring the pork chops?
-
Mmmmm, Pork chops...
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
-
off corse i m do u thik i m stopid ore sumting
why did teh chikin cross teh rode?
-
Whe knoes...
What would you call the species of the child between Bowser and Peach?
-
Mushoopa.
Why is the moon made of cheese?
-
Because, if not, Earth would be made of beans.
Has my comedic talent withered away yet?
-
Ha! Thats a good one!
is Grammar matter?
-
i don no i tink so i men i kan spel gud but i don tink its neded for teh form
how gud kan u spel?
-
Supercalafragilisticexpialadoshis.
Did I spell that(^)right?
-
N-O S-P-E-L-L-S N-O spells "N-O spells no".
How does Mario throw fire???
-
Because he has a fire flower.
Does spinach make a sound?
-
Only inside your head.
Is mario's favourite song 'Firestarter' by the Prodigy (I'm a firestarter, I'm a twisted firestarter...).
-
I think Mario's favorite song has something to do with plumbing.
Is Bowser's favorite song a death metal song?
-
No, Bowser actually likes jazz.
Why would a traveler from Distant Lands speak in ROT13?
-
Ab vqrn.
WHAT IS THAT??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
-
A HAM BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!
Please, sir, could I have some more?
-
Only on tuesdays. When leaves are on the ground. And it's snowing.
When will Super Mario 128 be ready?
-
It was yesterday, and you missed it. Now you'll have to wait for Super Mario 129, lazypants.
Does Super Mario galaxy take place in a galaxy far, far away, or New Jersey?
-
Neither. It takes place under the Beanbean Kingdom.
Is it live?
-
I dunno, let's find out right now!
What about supper?
-
No cake for you!
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
-
Yeah, this one time when I was at a Grateful Dead concert...oh wait, that never happened. Never mind.
What've I got to lose?
-
Not much other than your third leg.
Who is Deezer's partner in mischief?
-
MEGAߥTE, except in chatroom, where his partner in mischief is Mushroom_Boy.
Can You Eat?
-
No, because I don't have a mouth.
If someone farts in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does he have to excuse himself?
-
Yes. Trees are intelligent beings too.
Same situation, except a skunk is nearby, should you still excuse yourself?
-
Of course not! I shall scapegoat and blame it all on the skunk!!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Would you easily OVERUSE certain Wario attacks in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
-
Let's just say my new battle cry will be... SMELL YA LATER!
Are you allergic to shellfish?
-
Nope. I could eat about half a million clams in an hour.
Mr. Brown can moo, can you?
-
Sorry, I don't give in to peer pressure.
What if broadband was CHEAPER!?
-
I'd have it already.
O RLY?
-
YA RLY
Who DIDN'T expect me to say that?
-
No one expects the O RLY Inquisition!
Do you know how many crickets I've dodged in the past forty years?
-
Probably over 5 million...
If Bowser didn't exist, would Mario be out of a job?
-
No. Peach always finds a way of getting her butt kidnapped.
What would happen if Luigi were a turnip?
-
Then he wouldn't be an un-turnip.
What if Mario were two midgets?
-
Say hello to Luigi's second brother.
What is a random cheesy?
-
The opposite of a coldy calculated cheesy.
How loud am I asking this question?
-
approximately 10pt.
What word starts with "F" and ends with "CK"? (its not a bad word just so you know)
-
Firetruck!
Why does DK like bananas?
-
Because he can turn around and sell them for ridiculous profit!
Why wasn't I there to get it?
-
Early bird gets the worm, you know...
What is The Matrix?
-
It's that little leprechon(sp) inside your head that tells you to burn down the orphanage.
Where in my stomach is Carman Sandiago?
-
On her way down the poop chute.
How come I said "poop chute" instead of a more witty analogy like "back door"?
-
Because "poop chute" sounds a lot more funny and crude than "back door"
Should I post a Topic asking about people's favorite colors?
-
Yes. I don't think I've ever seen a topic like that around here before. Seriously.
Why didn't I give a stupid answer?
-
Because you felt content with your own answer making it unnecessary to post another question.
Was that a little to In-Depth?
-
Not at all.
Why was I banned from Acmlm II?
-
All that Visual Basic ranting, no doubt.
What in tarnation is a Visual Basic? Actually, scratch that; Vikings or Samauri?
-
Ninja pirate zombie robots.
Bacon?
-
Only if you push the button to recieve it.
Remember that?
-
What?
So... how's it goin'?
-
Der.
Da derp de derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb?
-
I think I'll push this button and receive some bacon instead.
Why do I have to go to all the trouble to press a button just to get bacon?
-
Because it's easier than frying it up yourself.
Will I get my name changed to WarpRattler?
-
Sure, sounds cool.
Should I change my name to Mrs. Deezer?
-
That sounds kinda wrong.
Should I change my name to Rob-Bert?
-
Stop with all this name changes!
What's for lunch?
-
Reheated popcorn shrimp with real Red Lobster cocktail sauce!
Who uses Vis-a-Vis pens anymore?
-
School teachers.
Is Sexy Parodius fun, or what?
-
I played it and found a distinct lack of sexiness, so NO.
Is Parodius the game that's bringing sexy back (dum-dum-du-dum)?
-
Sexy never left in the first place.
FALLING EXCLAMATION POINTS?
-
YES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!
Is this question an in-joke? (GET IT?!!?!?!?!!?!?????!!!!!)
-
YESNOMAYBESO!
Smash that Hippy Crap?
-
Mm-hmm.
How many fingers am I holding up?
-
You are all thumbs... So zero
If I found a super-awsome-cool glitch in a game, where should I post it?
-
In the "Scary games" thread from a year ago.
Pop quiz, hotshot: there's a bomb on a bus. Why didn't I previously notice that "question" was misspelled in in the title of this thread?
-
...Where the dukar have you been? We only ask qusestions in here.
What is this "question" of which you speak?
-
It is a Data Execution Prevention.
Is it verbing your nouns?
-
Only if you foolishly don't have verb-proof nouns.
What do bakers put on their beds?
-
Bread. It's a bread bed. :D
Why do I keep imagining myself with Wolverine claws?
-
Cuz your mom's an X-men fan.
Why am I here?
-
Umm... pie.
Who let the dogs out?!!
-
Why would I know?
-
Hmm... suspicious...
Wanna grape?
-
Uh... yes?
Why?
-
Because...the word why means nothing.
Why is this called the Fungi Forums?
-
Because it's a forum for FUN-GUYS!...and girls.
Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
-
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Or something like that.
On a stick?
-
Beer.
What would you do-oo-oo, for a Klondike bar?
-
I'd walk up to the freezer and open it.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
-
Not really...
does 2 X 2 = Fish?
-
No, it equals tootytwo.
HERMIT CRAB?
-
HERMIT CRAB.
How will YOU help fight in the war on drugs?
-
Sit on my bum and eat chips.
Ham with Pork?
-
No. That's decidedly unhealthy.
Riddle me this, Batman: How many squirrels...does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-
304,296,1203. Ha! You can see that it is an unrealistic number, so that means no squirrel can screw in a lightbulb! I kill you now, Riddler!!
Is 304,296,1203 a number in opposite land?
-
Nope!
404'd?
-
Yesseree.
How biting is this social commentary?
-
I'm not very social, so I wouldn't know.
How can I make Link do the Duck-walk?
-
Ask politely!
Why would you want to make Link do the Duck Walk?
-
Because it would be hilarious! ;D
How come paper beats rock?
-
...I don't know. But rock must be having a bad day.
How come you beat paper?
-
Because I have scissors.
Why can't scissors beat rock?
-
Because it's not diamond-tipped. XD
Now to bring about an old classic... Butt's twevle bi-pies?
-
What?
-
It's another H*R reference.
Have you been here (http://www.homestarrunner.com) yet?
-
Not personally, really, but a few acquaintances are fans.
What IS in the Wonderball? (well, besides cheap candy and stickers based on flash-in-the-pan Disney flicks)
-
The lonely ideas of people working under Walt Disney just thrown away to be with cheap plastic candy.
Why can't turtles fly?
-
Because blue hedgehogs don't have gills...ooh, wait, flashback.
What exactly is this... "Home-run Starrer", or whatever these kids are yappin' about these days? My grandson is constantly telling me about this "Bad Strong mails" or whatever, but all I end up on is the AARP website! How do I use this new-fangled Webbernet thingamawhatzawhoozit?
-
It's spelled "Interwebz".
Was Phalanx always such a fun game?
-
I dunno, I've never played it.
Another old classic... Why is Mario's hair a different color than his mustache?
-
Because he fell into a vat of chemicals while on a secret mission in Robotropolis.
Hey wait...what the heck? Why is the digital world merging with this one?
-
Because.
Should Mario grow a beard?
-
no, because then when he sits down children will sit on his lap and say,"I want a bike for Christmas."
Is a steak rapped in bacon good?
-
No, but a pork chop wrapped in bacon is a heart attack!
Is Mongolian BBQ awesome or what?
-
Awesome.
When will the next mailbag happen?
-
Yestermorrow.
Eh?
-
Watch yo' mouth!
Excuse me, good sir/madame, but would consider selling your arm over eBay for starving children in Africa?
-
Only if they eat the arm.
Billy-Bob bought four more magazines than Tim. Tim bought the same number of magazines as the number of fish Jason bought, but then sold two magazines. Jason bought three times as many fish as Cindy. Cindy bought two times as many fish as Jeff. Alex bought five more fish than Jeff. Alex bought seven fish. How many magazines did Billy-Bob buy?
-
Either fourteen or sixteen.
Thy game is over...play again (Y/N)?
-
Y...would I?
Get it?!
-
/me hits Glorb with a brick
Want to hear "Question!"?
-
No thank you very much indeed.
What if you woke up one day as your *insert parent that shares your gender here*?
-
No thanks, I didn't watch that movie.
Are You Experienced?
-
Totally depends.
Should I jump off a cliff?
-
Please do so, for great justice!
wut
-
Indeedified
Great justice?
-
MOVE "ZIG".
This is bad, right?
-
Not quite.
When will Microsoft actually release a version of Windows on time???
-
If they're still around, 2072.
BADGES?
-
Only with enough Badge Points.
Will SPM have Quadruple-Dip? (Obvious answer: NO!)
-
Maybe.
Should I hit you with this pie?
-
Only if it's banana cream.
Why are we the only two people posting here?
-
Because everybody else is asleep.
When will I run out of questions?
-
Once your mind is fried.
Does fried mind taste good?
-
/me takes a big old bite of fried mind
Is this question the answer to some larger, unseen question? Or is it merely the sub-answer to a question much smaller than this question, answerable only by a questionable source of answers?
-
... What?!
-
Indeed.
¿Por qué?
-
Me no speeky you langy.
I say there monstrosity, do you know the times?
-
If by "monstrosity", you mean "monstrously handsome secret agent astronaut", and by "the times", you mean The New Jersey Times, then no.
How do you work this thing?
-
You don't- it works you!
What will the Mario series be like in 2002?
-
Super Mario Sunshine will have just come out.
Why 2002 and not 2112?
-
Because 2112 is ridiculous.
I ask again: ¿Por que?
-
Um...uh...yes?
Agh! Holy crap! Did I answer that right?
-
Juana pasa la banana a le nana.
What did I just say in my broken Spanish?
-
Something about the banana katamari.
Braiiiiiiins?
-
Except on Fridays. That's part of the zombie religion.
So, this "Fungi Forums"...is it connected to the Mafia?
-
Yeah, the Penguin Mafia.
Why am I being yelled at by people?
-
Because it's in people's nature to yell at eachother, you and me included.
:O Did I give a smart answer for this?!!
-
O SNAP
If it's raining on Tuesday, will the ground be wet the preceding Monday?
-
Maybe...
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WEBSITE?!!
-
You threw it away Mrs. Wasteful McWastefulpants, from Wastingshire, England.
Hey guys, I'm back with those hot dogs...OH MY GOD! You've all been eaten by aliens and then they layed eggs in your stomachs!! WHY??!
-
They started it.
April Fooled yet?
-
YOU CANNOT FOOL ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Or can you?
-
Apparently, I can't.
So...this is the Custom Titles-Only Exclusive Gold Membership Club? Where's all the champagne and monocles? Have I been...dare I say...fooled?
-
Actually, the champagne and monocles were property of WarpRattler, Inc., and were taken with me when I left the CTOEGMC.
Why did Glorb think he'd get to wear the monocles and drink the champagne?
-
Because he thought it was The Custom Titles-Only Exclusive Gold Membership Club.
Why do we give CT's?
-
We don't. The mods do.
Fortune cookie?
-
No, thank you.
Did you know?
-
Know what?
-
Anything.
Would you like to play a game?
-
Sure.
What kind of game?
-
A Mario game.
What else would we play on this website? :p
-
A non-Mario game.
What is the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything?
-
The meaning is life is what you make it. Which might be a life obsessed with clowns.
How many hours in 5 weeks, 17 days and one year?
EDIT: I owe a super huge apology to everyone who likes Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Really, I'm sorry for being such a butt to everyone about it.
-
10,008.
Who is casting the Sleeping spell?
-
Morpheus.
HOW DARE PAPERLUIGI SAY THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE IS STUPID?!
-
He just dares.
Can you get your money back for all of that broken crap that you spent your hard-earned dollar on?
-
^ Maybe...
< ...but maybe not.
v Why am I posting as if this were the ^<v game?
-
I dunno.
Where my dog is at?
-
I wouldn't know, Ms. Puppykicker.
Are you willing to kick a puppy to save your own life?
-
RAAAAH! *strangles you*
Why must Glorb keep up all this puppy-kicking crap?!!
-
Anything GLorb says is not be taken seriously, which is obviously proven by his lack of arguing skills.
Why am I such an arguer?
-
Um... you refuse to take no for an answer? Yeah! That's it!
Would you like a cup of tea? :3
-
Iced tea, maybe.
How come PaperLuigi hates a lot of things most of the other users like?
-
You ask too many questions. D:< Not enough qusestions.
Good evening, sir or madam. Could I interest you in these lovely scented candles? Or maybe these collectable pens?
-
Pens will do!
Why DO I hate things the other forumers like, even though the same thing can be said for others hating the things I like?
-
You ask too many questions. D:< Not enough qusestions.
Why the crap did I reuse an answer???
-
Because you kick...oh, never mind.
Wait, if GG kicks puppies, then what do I kick?
-
You don't kick anything. You pat people's butts. :O
PopTarts?
-
No, I already had breakfast.
Psst, what the crap is a Pop Tart? Is it out to get me?! Should I amass a stckpile of banned assault weapons to protect me?!?! What if it comes through the back door?!?!!?!!!
-
Don't worry. The guy with the bellymouth will protect you from PopTarts. ^_^
^o_^ Monacle?
-
No, it's a massive teardrop.
Will you do a little jig for my amusement?
-
*dances* Shimmy down, shimmy down~~~!
Where do you go with a head like that?
-
Everywhere and then some.
What is it now?
-
Bacon.
WHO?
-
Bacon.
WHO?
-
Bacon.
WHO?
-
...Sausage!
Why am I such a nonconformist?
-
Good for you. You get 200 bonus points. ^_^
Could life be dream, sh-boom?
-
Maybe.
WHO?
-
Didn't you hear the man?! Sauage! Stoopid.
How can you sleep, knowing that I'm awesomer than you?
-
Because I know you're a failure.
Why is my sister watching The Pacifier again?
-
Because it's like watching a clown train wreck.
I checked warioman's resume, and he was never a hard-hitting action cop. Also, New Super Wario Bros. isn't a real game. Why would he dupe me so?
-
He's a bad seed and needs to be punished.
How should we punish him?
-
He's already banned.
Which action was the last straw?
-
When he pushed someone off a plane. Now that's rude.
Is the Mod Squad getting worn out with all this banning?
-
Maybe. Maybe not.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
-
No. How did I even get here?!
-
You fell in a hole.
Did I fall in a hole too?
-
Nope. I teleported here through the use of a warp pipe.
Does anybody know how a warp pipe works?
-
Umm... no. Ask him! *points to random guy*
What power?
-
The power to the people.
Qwertyuiop?
-
No. Just no.
What do you like most?
-
Asdfghjkl.
Zxcvbnm?
-
`1234567890-=
Do you know the way to Armadillo?
-
Ask Mighty.
Is Gorgon Lightfoot creepin' 'round your back stair?
-
EDIT: My attention span sucks.
-
Hahahahaha! Foo'! You posted in the wrong thread! Gahahahaha!
Shall we all proceed to mock The Chef?
-
Yes.
Are you a bad enough dude to GET ON UP AND DANCE?
-
I'm not a dude, but I'm bad enough.
Do you like being shot out of a cannon and bashed to pieces with a stick?
-
No, I like to DANCE.
Is the astral badger stuffed or not?
-
It will be when I shoot it?
Where did I leave my Buck Rodgers 3000 Pro Badger Killer?
-
In the future.
Should I travel through time at the speed of time?
-
Sure, go right ahead.
VICTORY IS MINE! ... Right?
-
That's what you think...
How can you answer this question if it is not a question since it does not end with a question mark.
-
You don't answer it foo'! It's not a question!
What's the best part of laundry? folding, or washing?
-
Getting someone else to do it.
What would George W. Bush's prestidential librery look like?
-
A giant ball of yarn.
What animated show did I just reference?
-
Dunno.
Did you have a good Easter? And if you don't celebrate Easter, how's your day been?
-
Yes.
Maybe?
-
Possibly.
Would it have been funnier if I misspelled it "possilby"?
-
Porsilby.
Who wants chowder?
-
Only if you say it like "chowdah" or "show-dere".
If you got that joke, are you a geek or a nerd?
-
Whichever one doesn't eat chicken heads.
Do you has a flavor?
-
Me has no flavor, sadly.
If you smack something hard enough, will it spontaneously combust?
-
Ear.
If I'm playing R-TYPE, what system should I play it on?
-
The Wii Virtual Console.
Hello? Is anyone home?
-
Nope.
Am I the only one who thinks it's hilarious that the closest Wal*Mart to my house has a PS3 in stock, but no Wii?
-
Yes. Very much so.
Is your heart in pain?
-
No.
Argh?
-
Get away from me, dirty pirate lover!
Do you know how to play the Beverly Hills Cop theme song on piano, kazoo, and violin simultaneously?
-
Although that's possible (as long as you don't expect much coming from feet playing the piano), I don't even know what Beverly Hills Cop is.
Who has the greatest headdress of all? (Ra's is pretty cool.)
-
Insane Steve's oriole feather headdress is pretty awesome.
Will anybody get the reference?
-
Luigi in disguise.
Could you pass the gravy?
-
No.
Can I have a chocobo?
-
There is a kfc (Kentucky Fried Chocobo) right down the street.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll go squeeze those dangly things and drink what comes out."
-
John Smitherson, Age 67. Address: 23 Empty Lake Road, Chickenmilk, Wisconsin.
You're not going to send prank mail to poor old Mr. Smitherson, now, will you?
-
of course I won't........ ;D
Do octopuses have arms, or legs?
-
They're called tentacles, my good man.
Am I right or left?
-
A la derecha.
Why give a care about a bad reputation anyway?
-
Nobody wants to be the most hated thing around.
Do you see what I see?
-
I see that GG's been listening to the Shrek soundtrack.
Watson, have my powers of deduction astounded you?
-
*gaspeth* They have! 8O
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? XD
-
I can't remember the exact quote, so I'll just throw you over the bridge.
Why does GiftedGirl use Internet Explorer?
-
I dunno, she seems to like quite of things that would otherwise be deemed crappy by the masses.
Why am I so brutally honest?
-
Becuase you have been deemed crappy by the masses.
Wait...masses of what? Poop?
-
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say... no.
Shouldn't it be, "Ask a stupid question...", not "Ask a stupid qusestion"?
-
You fool! That's like asking how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves!
What's the rhythm in this section?
-
None, because you ain't got no rythym.
Did Suffix just get served? Yo?
-
You fool! That's like asking how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves!
I burst out laughing when I read this. XD
Back on topic: I'm sure he'll find a way to get back at you.
Did you take a bite out of my surfboard? Y'know, by mistake?
-
Yes. My mouth took over my body, and before you know it, I had the taste of salt water in my mouth.
Can I ask a question?
-
You just did so...
Does this dress make me look fat?
-
O_O; You weird!
Does this money in my pocket make my butt look big?
-
You have no pockets!
Do you enjoy watching peoples despair?
-
No. No I don't.
Do you believe in fairies? (Say no and a fairy dies. D: )
-
Fairies do not exist. Die, nonexistent fairies, die!
In which game does Toad appear creepiest?
-
D': ... you just killed a fairy... fairy killer...
I've never found Toad to be creepy at all. Toadsworth's the creepy one.
In which game does Toadsworth appear creepiest?
-
Mario's Pants Are Missing!
Did you find Mario's pants?
-
No, and I don't want to. D:
Did anyone notice my new Mario-themed avatar?
-
Wow, GG's avatar is.............me! :)
Just me, myself and I. :)
Jibba Jabba?
-
Pika Pika. :D
Can you do it if you really try?
-
If by "do" you mean "commit" and by "it" you mean "crime", then yes. Yes you can.
Are you asking for a challenge?
-
Heck no.
Wanna see my belly button? :D
-
I'm already mortified from seeing Ganondorf's.
Why is it called 'orange juice' even though it's yellow?
-
Because it comes from an orange!
Why do you need more original songs?
-
Because this Beatles crap ain't gonna cut it, bub!
Mario...?
-
No, guess again.
Who makes the best tasting buttermilk cookies?
-
Old Man Smitherson. But not since the great buttermilk crisis of '58 has he ever give them to anyone but the mayor of Chickenmilk, Wisconsin. Rumor has that the mayor receives shipments every Friday from two gnomes dressed in green leather jackets, but they'll only hand them over if you have the Sword of Mastery, which can only be obtained if you give the Collectible Pewter Monkey Statue/Liquor Bottle to the Master of Unlocking.
Will you accept this quest?
-
SYSTEM MALFUNCTION. D:
Why did I just act like a robot?
-
Because you ARE ONE!
Good sir, would you happen to be carrying any strange hats on you?
-
No, for I am not a "sir".
Who blew out my candles?!! D:<
-
Sam Fisher.
Is The Chef really blue, or was he simply lying so that the blue frog wouldn't be alone?
-
No.
Am I annoying?
-
YES
Who agrees?
-
Hey, not me!
If my comedic talent is withering away, should I water it?
-
Only if you get a Chia Pet.
Does Toad have any relationship with Toadsworth?
-
Yeah, they're 6-letters-removed.
What was your nickname as a kid?
-
I still R a kid!! D:
What's the use of pie?
-
Pie is for eating. And throwing. Everyone knows that.
Of all the trees we could have hit, did it have to be the one that hits back?
-
Sadly, yes. If The Evil Dead taught me anything, it's that trees will just as soon murder you (possibly with apples) as they will provide life-giving oxygen.
Samus Aran...is a GIRL?!?!??!!1
-
Only if you think she is.
Why is it that I'm not famous?
-
Because you've never guest-starred on The Cosby Show, and never will.
Did I just dash Masher's dreams on the ground like a sack of dreams? And, now that I mention it, isn't there a Kirby game called Kirby and the Sack of Dreams?
-
Yes, And no... either one.
Who exactly is Bill Cosby...?
-
Not a clue.
I got Pearl today~! Wanna know which Pokemon I got? :D
-
Sure!
What PokeMANS does GiftedGirl have?
-
Piplup, Starly, Bidoof, Zubat and Budew. And it's PokeMON! PokeMON! Drives me insane when people say Pokemans!
Why must people say Pokemans? Is it just to get on my nerves or what?
-
Why must you say things like "Boogity Boogity"?
Who is this mysterious-looking guy sitting at the other table?
-
Who, me?
Why didn't NintendoExptert answer GiftedGirl?
-
Because it was a rhetorical question, shtoopit!
If you let me show you my Pokemans, will you give me a dollar?
-
No, I'll give you 1.33333333333333333 dollars.
Why'd Glorb call his Pokemon PokeMANS?
-
There's lots of mans who would also do.
Who are the stressed-desserts?
-
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Why'd I answer a question with "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"?
-
*shrugs*
Would you like to go on a quest?
-
No, because chances are it will involve Pokemon or Muppets and I don't have the time for that, sry.
Why is FG&S so popular?
-
It's a very easy place in which to post.
Why doesn't FG&S have a moderator?
-
Same reason bathrooms don't
Wait why am I posting here?
-
Because you can. Duh.
You kiddin' me?!!?
-
Maybe
What's the difference between 1 and 2?
-
1.
Why won't you answer me?
-
Jebus won't let me.
Who's Jebus?
-
A robot from beyond the stars.
Wha...?
-
The missing letter is T.
Is this a game-show?
-
No, it's a mage wosh.
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
-
No, Meteo. They're going to destroy the evil planet.
Wait, what?
-
EXACTLY!!
No, but seriously... What?
-
Precisely.
Is it true that this "money" you speak of can be exchanged for goods and services? If so, how may I acquire this "money"?
-
... *slowly backs away from you*
What are we talking about?
-
Buying me Tetris DS.
Please?
-
Never!!!!
Look over there?
-
No. Just, no.
What now?
-
What does Bowser do with Peach before Mario gets there?
-
You Sick Sick man... all he does his feed her pie...
Why didn't Nintendoobsessed answer Glorb?
-
We may shall never know.
What would be the fate of the series today if the hero in Donkey Kong was named "Luigi" instead of "Mario"?
-
Then his name...would be Luigi. Also, cars would have square wheels.
If I help someone steal a handbag, does that make me an ACCESSORY to the crime?
-
No, you just get in trouble by the Mario police.
What happen if Bowser start being a hero instead of a villain.
-
See every Mario RPG.
Did you know that Clyde just posted the 5555th post? Why not MEEEEE?
-
Beacause you have no hands.
Why does Mario have a mustache?
-
Whay not? Are you accusing me of something? Are you, for that matter, challenging me to a pickle-eating contest in Trenton, New Jersey? Huh?
-
Uh... maybe?
-
I dunno.
Who ordered the smack in the face?
-
The mysterious Tatanga.
Does Mario ever get indegestion from eating Fire flowers?
-
Good question.
Hypothetically speaking, what quantities of wood would the woodchuck in question be capable of chucking, if such a hypothetical woodchuck were capable of such a feat as wood-chuckery?
-
Scientificaly speaking, if you convert the average amount of dirt a woodchuck chucks (they're groundhogs under a different name) while digging tunnels and homes underground into standard wood, it equates into about 700 pounds of wood. And woodchucks can chuck wood. But they mostly just nibble on it if you give it to them in captivity.
Too much to handle?
-
Nah.
Why does that guy say "the fly" in The legend of MAX?
-
Because MAX isn't cool
Who's MAX? cause I dunno...
-
MaxVance is a member of the Fungi Forums.
Has Masher101 ever played DDR?
-
No, just Dance Dance Revolution Super Ultra FinalMIX ULTRA SuperNOVA NeedlessCAPITALIZATION Ultimate Mega Mix 5 Volume 2 Karaoke Edition.
Has Masher101 ever played Super Street Fighter Alpha 3 vs. Street Fighter 3 Zero: Turbo Mega Championship Edition Part II++?
-
Yeah, alot. I have stepmania.
Is WarpRattler a good DDR player?
-
Depends on your definition of good; depending on the day, I can pass TSUGARU (APPLE MIX) with a dance mat on the PS2 version of DDR Extreme. I can pass it every time on StepMania.
Hold on...did I just answer a serious question with a serious answer?
-
No idea...
Am I and WarpRattler the only two active people today?
-
Yes, because we're ignoring Glorb.
Are you ready?
-
YES SIR!!
I'm not in the Army... am I?! Well?! AM I?! AGHHH!!!???
-
Yes, you are.
Spin or solve?
-
Er... spin?
Spppppiiiiiiinnnnnnn... WEEEEE....Why am I spinning?
-
Ooh, bankrupt!
Why are we playing Wheel of Fortune?
-
Cause we are
I'de like to buy an A, please
-
I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money.
How did I forget how to get the second star at Big Boo's Haunt?
-
You didn't ask nicely
How do you say please and thank you?
-
You slap your knees and lick your lips.
What would happen if Boshi died?
-
Then he would no longer be living.
I am the awesomest person on the Internet, right?
-
No, you are the dumbinest.
Why does Mario eat food?
-
Cause' he does
What's with the 9?
-
7 ate him
where are my socks?
-
OVER THERE!!
Where?
-
Right there. Duh.
How many roads must a man walk down before he gets the "500 miles walked!!!1" Xbox Live Achievement?
-
Uhm... 500 mile long roads? or... 250 two mile long roads... or... 125 four mile roads... or 1 500 mile long road?
-
Perhaps.
What the...?
-
oops, sorry *zzzip*
Now, whats around to eat.
-
Well, you can have that big ol' sack o' potatoes.
Now that I have a Wii, will you kindly stop bullying me?
-
Sure! Welcome to the club.
Why'd Glorb wait so DANG long to get a Wii?
-
Good question. Let's ask him when he gets here.
Why'd my parents wait so long to get me a Wii?
-
Cause you're not spoiled like me, and got one for me while I was asleep on a saturday.
Who's in the Wii club?
-
Wii the people.
Is L real?
-
No, L is not rea peop e have been ieng to you.
What's inside that pinata.
-
The missing Ls
Should I wack it?!
-
Only if you possess the Magic Pinatablade, which can only be obtained by doing an interpretive dance for those gnomes in green leather jackets I mentioned a few pages back.
Why aren't there any Wii games where you can strangle people with the Wiimote? That's, like, why I bought it!
-
Because Miis Don't have necks?
What nonsense will be posted next?
-
Pyogybnioborf fniyrglidif!
Pthbbbt?
-
What the pfargtle?
What the pfargtle?
-
I think it's pfargtl.
What the pfargtl?
-
Gell-O!
Jell-O?
-
J-Lo.
J-Lo?
-
mmm..no
Why do pirahna plants never come up a pipe while Mario is standing on it?
-
Oh...really? Huh. Dunno.
Was that a satisfactory answer?
-
If you say squirps a lot
Do alll shy guys own dogs?
-
No, It's cause they ARE dogs!
WHAT IS THIS?!
-
Your Face.
do you eat lotsa' Spaghetti?
-
No
Does SushiBoy eat lots of Sushi?
-
I would assume so, unless he's half-sushi.
Why not?
-
Because, land-mines blow up if you step on them.
What would you get if you spliced an apple an a donkey?
-
Whatever you get when you hold your tounge and say apple.
What's in my right hand behind my back?
-
The universe.
Are you ready to RAWK?!
-
Not the hawk! D:
It's raining. |( What about in your corner of the world?
-
The world is round, so technically there are no corners.
What is inside an empty can?
-
Turtles!
Cowabunga?
-
That grew old years ago.
How could you do something like that!?
-
Hey, who told you?
Blu-Ray or HD-DVD?
-
Well, both have their merits. Although Blu-Ray has a higher capacity and more movies being ported to the format, it can only be used in Sony-produced devices, and we know how that went before. HD-DVD, being made by Microsoft, has the potential to reach a larger audience, but will not be used for games. So, I'll go with 8-Track.
Genesis and Super NES are both '90s game systems, so they can play each other's cartridges, right?
-
Can an NES and a Master System play each other's cartridges?
Are you a Gerber baby?
-
I'll bet I was.
Does this baby look like she's a Gerber baby to you?
-
Hmm...vaguely.
I'm a future failure? You mean, I was voted Most Likely to Fail?
-
I think it means you failed the future, or something like that.
Why am I still Bacon and Eggs?
-
Because you haven't done anything CT worthy in a while, I guess..
Why isn't Toad playable in Mario Hoops?
-
Because, quite frankly, he is too short.
Why hasn't there been a Mario football?
-
Because Mario's too out of shape to play football.
Why are they called "Chaos emeralds" when not all of them are green?
-
Why not?
-
*bonk* That's why not.
EWW! Hair on the floor! Whose hair is this?!!
-
Oops, my bad.
Who was that guy who never used capitals and was, like, old, and he wrote poems or whatever and stuff?
-
Edgar Mencia!
Do you know the muffin man?
-
Location: Drury Lane
Hey, what's this button do?
-
It starts up your rocket ship.
Psst! Do you know?
-
Depends...
...Hello?
-
Hi.
Depends? Eeew.
-
Yeah, that kinda ran through my mind for a sec there...
Whadda ya sellin'?
-
Just this old shotgun.
Strange-ah! Whadderya gonna do with that weapon?
-
Uh... Nothing.
What is a pshewsdsers?
-
Ah! A PSHEWSDSERS is a Petrified Shallow Hill Entryway With Several Destructive Sandwich Eating Razor Sheep.
Now, how did you get into the Czerca Archive?
-
Wazzat?
Wazzat?
-
Of course! A Wazzat, or, in layman's terms, a Withering Aardvark...uhm...well, I can't think of the rest.
Was I on a roll there?
-
For a second there...
MARIO IS A PLUMBER?!
-
Uhh... you didn't notice that?
Do you want Jess to be returned... by Count Bleck?
-
Durrr... That's why I set out on a crazy remake of Super Paper Mario to save you! Jeeze... *rolls eyes*
Who will join my party?
-
What party?
Showers or baths?
-
Briefs.
Oh won't you take me to (bow ba dow) Funkytown?
-
No. Get a Taxi. Or Walk.
Will Daisy ever get Tangata to kidnap herself again, just so Luigi can rescue her?
-
"No!!!" Screamed Luigi
How much money do I owe to Freindly Video now that I've had Super Paper Mario for an extra day?
-
Your sssouull!
Are you going to get Mario & Sonic at the Jefferson, West Virginia 24th Annual Greased Pig/Pie-Eating Competition Semifinals?
-
Well... I might RENT it.
Still stickin' with 8-tracks?
-
No?!
Uh... what IS an 8-track, anyway?
-
Good lord, you must be stuck in the...'50s.
If Tim has twice the number of apples Tom has, and Tad has half as many oranges as Tom has apples, then how many pears does Tim have?
-
Uh... six hundred and four?
What is the difference between Mario and Luigi's mustachshs?
-
Mario's moustache is dangerous.
As you'll hopefully know, I am quite above the villainous and gratuitous use of subliminal or superliminal messages. But you trust me, right?
-
That was low, man.
Doesn't anyone besides Masher and The Chef(and a few others) want to save me from marrying the biggest idiot/pervert on the planet?
-
Nobody's going to brainwash you into saying "I do."
What's your bee status?
-
Level 4034
Uhm... Should I really eat toast with bacon?
-
No! Are you NUTS?!
Get it? Nuts, as in, the food?
Ha ha?
-
Wow. Peanuts.
What are you talking about... jebus!
-
Huh?
I'm here! Now what were your other two wishes?
-
No you're not. I WANT MY WISHES!
But, I can't go! They are taking baboons, Donkeys, oranges, and lemons!
it's just not FAIR! I need to go!
So, who is saying that?
-
No answer...Bob Dole is hot...
Wait...was I duped?
-
Yeah...
Here's a subliminal message for you.
But it's twentey two worlds of cheese heated extra extreame. So extreame.
Dunno what it means, but I think it is a good phrase.
Bit two cheese.
-
No question! D: *dies*
Life Shroom for meeeeee?
-
YOU GOT LIFE SHROOM!!
*Do-do-do-DOOOO!!*
Uh... now what?
-
CANNOT COMPUTE. BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. STACK OVERFLOW EXECPTION ERROR.
PLEASE INPUT COMMAND
>
-
Get ye FLASK.
Has you some time play football?
-
"NEVERRR!!" Screamed Luigi
So, who says "What The Rakud"?
-
Someone from the Bizzaro World.
How did you came's to seen out when you were wery old?
-
Wuzzat, sonny? Eh.
Has he lost his mind? Can he see, or is he blind?
-
I dunno who you're talking about.
Purple?!!
-
That's my friend's favorite color!
Is BP still a grammar queen?
-
Dunno.
Luigi is Mr L?!! D:
-
I would think so...
Should I check my email now?
-
Checkin' email and take it to the flipside... edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC 8D
Wh-what... is that noise???
-
Grurpled!
Was that answer appropriately stupid?
-
I don't know, I don't have my meter to check...
Would you like to have a cow?
-
No! Because then I'd have to import dung beetles to pick up..... dung!
Do you think I'm sexy?
-
HECK NO.
What do you want for Christmas in Jluy, little boy/girl?
-
Why, the March 1976 issue of Playboy, of course!
Aaargh?
-
That's the spirit!
Didn't you get the memo?
-
Oh that's what that sticky note was for!
What did the memo say?
-
"If you're the last one in, SHUT THE DOOR!!"
Where doth the spaghetti head-eth toward?
-
It doth enter yon plumber's mouth.
What is life without love?
-
Dancing. Nothing but dancing.
A Penny Arcade computer game OMFG[wtd]BBQ?!
-
No clue, man.
By the way, who art thou?
-
Shakespeare.
Where has green thunder gone?
-
No one likes Green thunder, so they banned it. Just like they banned Green eggs and Ham.
Have you ever tried green eggs and ham?
-
I do not like them, Sam I Am.
What is going on here? Why do I have wheels?!!
-
Obviously, it's because you transformed.
If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into.
-
A xerox machine and my name would be Paper Jam.
What's in your wallet?
-
Nothing for you.
Won't you please show me what all these buttons do?
-
Luckily, I found "Buttons for Dummies". The blue button controls the fuel mixture knob, the fuel mixture knob controls the blue button, the gray button ejects the landing gear and the shirt button is something I lost a while ago.
What's Lizard Dude's next contest going to be? I'll give you five dollars!*
*Note: This does not legally obligate Glorb in any way, shape or form to give any amount of money to anyone.
-
Five dollars?!! GIMME.
Two pigs for one lousy DUCK?!!
-
What does this mean for TWW Link? (A&Q)
-
I have no idea, but isn't A&Q a root beer brand?
-
A&W. (not a stupid answer)
I know my root beer. (semi-stupid answer)
Why do you think I call my pot-belly a "root beer-belly"? (semi-stupid question)
-
Why not?
-
Because root beer makes everything better.
Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?
a) George Forman
b) All of the above
-
GET THAT CRAP AWAY FROM ME. D:
What do you like most?
-
Grits. Wait, did I say grits? I mean knife fights.
What if...?
-
It won't work until they invent a bread-powered toaster.
Who goes there?
-
Um....um...dang, I forgot my line!
What was it?
-
*whispering* Your line was "I'm a purple people eater." Now get out there and make us proud!
Wait, what?
-
Think of something more creative then come back.
Have you been eating out of the trashcan again?
-
No, it was Raccoon Mario!
Where's the dog?
-
The... dog? *looks over at grown man chasing his butt* ^^;
Must you do that?
-
Well, yes. Of course I must.
true or false: Dinosaurs pwn.
A) True
B) True
-
False.
True or false: Pokemon is stupid.
a) false
b) falso
-
Falso.
When did YOU get here?
-
Back in the summer of '53, way back in 1958.
True: GiftedGirl is wrong on both answer and question.
A) True
-
What, you think Pokemon's stupid?
-
He's in denial.
How many other good RPGs are there that involve catching, training, and befriending creatures?
-
Every other RPG that involves catching, training, and befriending creatures. Oh, you said "good". Well, then none.
Segassem lanimilbus?
-
Ridikulus. :P
Scooby dooby... doo?
-
We've been searching for him for 27 days!
Which perfume smells better to you?
-
THE BEACH!
How does chicken sound tonight?
-
Terrifying.
Whoo! Ecks vs. Sever GBA LAN party at Glorb's house! You comin'?
-
No thanks. I'm good.
What are you up to, young man/lady?
-
Nothing illegal, I swear.
Why do you ask?
-
Just curious.
HALT! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'er the other side ye see.
You: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper! I am not afraid!
1: What is your name?
2: What is your quest?
3: What is your favorite videogame?
-
1. Chef Robo-Master, of Gargonoth
2. Ham juggler
3. Exploding Barrels XXVII: The Final Beginning
What's the first rule of Fight Club?
-
You do not talk about the Fight Club (also, something about soap)
Is anybody out there?
-
No, unless you count the ALIENS!!!!Shift+1
Dang it, what's with all these mummy/vampire crop circles?
-
Because mummies and vampires need something to do with their time.
Manaphy? :3
-
Always.
*snort* Hussuh, whuh? Huh? Where am I?
-
It's alright, go back to sleep. The purple rabbit and his friend, Snake Jake, will be here to pick you up shortly.
What's that... that thing on your face?
-
That? Oh, *wipes eye booger* Just got up a few hours ago.
Where's my question?
-
Right there. *points to ocean*
How can I be there... if I'm over here???
-
You're either seeing things or you were cloned over night.
What did he say?
-
That's what she said!
Did that make sense?
-
No. Good boy.
WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${}
-
Nothing, except for a Homestar Runner reference.
*sigh* I say, Archebald, if GiftedGirl's going to reference HS all the time, must she make it so drolly obvious? Most uncouth, I must say.
-
I think she must make it obvious. Yeah, definitely she must make it obvious.
Are you currently writing a witty and dramatic cartoon where the action oozes out of your ears and various pores?
-
Well no, but I've been thinking of starting a fan-fic about Toad and the Mario series..
Would you read it?
-
Only if you read Exploding Barrels vs. Sonic's Bad Quill Day: Judgement Over Mobius.
Wait, does that sound strangely awesome?
-
Sadly, it does.
Wait, where'd I put that pudding?
-
IN MAH BELLAY!
Is it really possible for Bruce Willis to dodge a fly car, or hang onto a flaming fighter jet, or blow up a helicopter mid-air with a wrecked police car?
-
If we had some sort of device that could make things in movies real, I guess.
Has Glorb seen Last Action Hero?
-
Dunno. I know I've never seen it.
What kind of Pokemon are you?
-
Char-kich-urtle...oid.
Who would win in a cage match: the Mothman, or the Jersey Devil?
-
Feh, the ghost of Jim Henson could beat both of them easily.
If all of Count Bleck's minions were pitted against each other, who would win and who would lose?
-
Mr. L would pwn them all! Until he finds out who he really is, and leaves Count Bleck.
Can stupid questions be repeated here?
-
Actually, yeah. I'm gonna repeat one right now.
Butt's twelve bi-pies?(think of this as a topic flashback, not an HSR reference)
-
Yes, I turned off the lights before we came!
Can you find a light?
-
Well, maybe a koopa will lend us his... if we persuade him.
O_O Why did I just quote that?
-
Because you got bonked on the back of the head.
Zees bvain eez very good for zee expveriment, yes?
-
No, that brain belonged to Abby Normal. Not very good at all.
Okay, who took my Harry Potter bookmark?
-
The Schwartz took it.
Who beats up the song about big butts?
-
Your face.
Hmm, how can we help?
-
By doing the Bartman.
Who would win in a fight, a hologram of William Shatner or a tamed gorilla?
-
It's a loach!
Where do you wish to DIE?
-
In mid-air, after jumping from an airplane. That way, my flying corpse would land in someone's backyard during a barbecue. Hahaha! Suckerssss!
You dare qusestion me?
-
No, I would never qusestion anybody!
Where'd it go?
-
*looks suspicious* Um... where'd what go? ^^;
-
Your face.
Uhh, why'd you do that?
-
Because I hope some dead guy lands on my grill. *All faces look toward me, shocked.*
What?
-
Ganonanononananonananonananon...
Why is Chad Vader so awesome? B)
-
Because it's an ILLUSION!
Are you a Barbie girl living in a Barbie world?
-
Yes. My life in plastic is indeed fantastic.
Salutations, good sir. Would you consider these threads to be dope, or fly?
-
I consider you to be a wiener. *dodges bricks* Just kidding!
Sir or madam, are you alright? Do you need medical resistance?
-
Alright, class, let's start off with a few math problems.
What's 5x2?
-
I would say 10, but... DRAT! DX
Good evening, sir/madam. I am your waitress. What can I get for you this fine evening?
-
LOTSA' SPAGHETTI!!
Why did I quote that?
-
Why not?
What's it to ya?
-
Grapes.
That was a stupid answer, right?
-
No.
Or, is it the bagel?
-
No, seagulls fly over the SEA, stoopid.
Ja?
-
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse!
Is that a big fat polyester dinosaur the color of an International House of Pancakes with a paper plate over his face?
-
NO!!
Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
-
Gamelon to find the toasters.
Why is it over 9000?
-
Because 9000 is a cool number to be under.
What you say?!?!?
-
You have no chance to survive make your time.
AM I ERROR?
-
No, I'm Spartacus
Do I have to go to bed so soon?
-
Yes, lest the Boogeyman Bedbugs find you awake and devour thy flesh for all eternity! Blaghahahahaha!
...Right?
-
No, but you will submit to the awesome power that is...Trogdor, the Burninator!!! Mua ha ha ha ah ah ah aha!!!
Why does that button always slip?
-
Because it doesn't like you.
Does Count Bleck like peas?
-
No. Count Bleck is strictly an Atkins Diet guy.
Who would win in a Halo 2 match: me, or Mike Tyson's liver?
-
Ah, my cellphone would kick both of your butts. >:D
Will you get out of my face for a rare Merlumina Catch Card?
-
Perhaps, but only if you find my breath distressingly bad.
You do realize that Mike Tyson's liver would just bite off GiftedGirl's cell phone's antenna, right?
-
HA. I say HA to that nonsense. HA again.
Dang. It's just me and Glorb going back and forth, back and forth. What should we do?
-
Why not try, not posting in this thread every other time?
-
Because then it'd just be me talking to myself.
Hey Glorb, what's up?
-
Not much.
Say, have you ever played that game?
-
Which game? Oh, THAT game! Of course I've played it.
Where's da Princess?
-
In another castle.
Where mah lazors at?
-
In Dr. Evil's lair.
Where's Mini me?
-
*midget falling into death hole* Umm... Mini who? ^^;
How do you kill a wererabbit?
-
With rope, lamp oil, bombs.
You want it?
-
Yes. Oh, god, yes!
How many woodchucks could a wood chuck if wood could chuck woodchucks?
-
Enough to feed an army.
Wait, what?
-
Nothing nothing.
Wow, what are all those heads?
-
My heads.
'Ello? What's all this, then?
-
PEACE KEEPERS?!!?!?!!!!?!! Not now! It's too soon! *slips under door crack*
Is love ever on time?
-
Probably not.
Peace Keepers? What's wrong with Dream Weavers?
-
I dunno, I prefer Magic Crafters and Beast Makers myself.
Is that a Gobbo I see?
-
No. Because of this nonsensical jibba-jabba, you get to here my rap.
Yo yo, check it
I come from Texas, deep in space
I'm so rich it's all over the place
I drive a fast car with a rocket engine
I rhymes with phrases like "sprocket fengine"
You don't have as much cash as me
Because I'm the Cowboy Astronaut Secret Agent Rapper, see?
-
Yeah? Well I'm a space cowboy AND a joker!
-
NO, You are not are.
Whats a stupid Question?
-
No questions here. Only qusestions.
Alien potatoes are taking over! Who will save us???
-
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
The birds are singing, Isn't it beautiful?
-
NO!!!! The birds are EVIL!!
It's from Bowser! Right?
-
*BUH-LAM* O_O; *cough* Yep, it's from him.
How did those flimsy whiskers find my secret door?
-
You left it wide open.
What would the Mario games be like if Mario could jump?
-
Pretty much.............like they are right now.
What if he couldn't jump?
-
It might be accused of being a Load Runner rip-off, or something.
What if birds could swim and fish could fly?
-
Then we'd get anomalous freaks of nature like pelicans and mudskippers.
Sir, giant snakehead fish closing in at fifty miles an hour! What should we do?
-
Hire Samus, of course.
Why is my cat so freakish?
-
Because it's secretly crying for help.
To be, or not to be?
-
That is the qusestion.
Leroy Brown... the baddest man in the whole dang town or just a pathetic weiner?
-
Well, he did get his butt handed to him by the jealous man.
Is Freddie Mercury not the greatest frontman ever?
-
What kind of crazy question is that? Of course!
Who would win in a rap battle: Master Chief, or Spider-Man with a laser?
-
Rap is crap.
Do dogs dream of chasing flying hamburgers?
-
Maybe, because most dogs like to have dreams about hamburgers and hamburgers are good, so therefore, dogs are canines.
Why do people say, "What's up?"
-
They don't. They say WAZZUP!!1!!11 XP
Can I wash my mouth out now?
-
No toothpaste for you!
How does one tuna fish?
-
That's not for you to know.
How hard do I rock at Guitar Hero?
-
It depends on what kind of rock.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
-
A qusestion that has plagued mankind for centuries.
What are you laughing at?
-
Oh, just that person's face. It is so ugly that it causes me to laugh as such.
How much plastic could a plasticthrow throw?
-
Good question. I'll get back to you later.
What individual authored the Book of Love?
-
Cupid
Where's Wendy's pennies?
-
Wendy's... pennies? *looks down at brownies* Ohhhhhhhh... *gets sick*
What in Wartortle is going on here??!!?!?!!!??!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?
-
Nothing really, but I think someone is counting Wendy's pennies.
Why are puppy-dog pouts so convincing?
-
A-cuzz it's KYOOT!
Who would win in a wheelchair race: the Grim Reaper, or a sock full of wet sand?
-
Bowser getting pinched by Wendy's pennies.
How much is that sock full of wet sand?
-
$3.50.
Hmrphglorp?
-
Woof.
Hey, where'd he get the carrots?
-
Over there!
Where'd she go?
-
She's up dere!
Is it just me, or does Mario look like he's been eating too much pasta lately?
-
It's just me.
Am I right, ladies? Eh? Eh?
-
Not really.
What's ^? What's >? What's <?
-
The faces of Evil!
Did I catch the ball?
-
Beats me.
Who would win in a...uh, fishing contest, I guess: Tiger Woods, or a floating psychic alien disguised as a guitar?
-
Piccolo!
Vegeta, what does the scouter say on his power level?
-
A whole lot.
Is your power level running? Then you'd better go catch it!
-
What, 9000?!
-
No, pi. XD
Just what is going on here?!!
-
The Dragonballs are inert.
Does it make a bit of difference?
-
nol.
I know you are not what you arent refering to, but what is not he?
-
Answer: Huh?
Qusestion: Huh?
-
Duh. Buh. Fuh. Strong Bad is on point.
Does this taste like chicken? *holds up duck*
-
I dunno.
Can we ask the Duck Hunt dog?
-
No. *Laughs like Duck Hunt dog*
Can you fix this? *Holds up mangled electronical mess*
-
I guess...
What's poppin'?
-
Corn off the very stalk. That's global warming for ya.
What is your take on the current situation in... my microwave?
-
The polar bears are getting very dry.
Ja?
-
GERMAN! GET IT AWAY! *karate chop action*
What is my name?
-
What is your quest? (A&Q)
-
TO SEEK THE HOLY-- Ah, forget it. To become the greatest comic book artist of all time.
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
-
I believe that question has been asked before.
Where is that ex-parrot?
-
Beats me.
Is this question a Monty Python reference?
-
What do turtles keep inside their shells.
-
No, I got that from watching too much YTP.
Where's UCTIONS?
-
MIA.
Do you feel like I do?
-
How do you feel?
-
Like dancin'!
You've never played Disaster Report, have you? *sigh*
-
*turns head at Glorb* No.
Are you the best player ever?
-
Dern tootin'.
Is reefhead the next America's Top n00b?
-
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it will make me look like a flamer. The real answer: *SSBM announcer impression* NO CONTEST!
Is it any wonder that _________? (you fill in the blank)
-
Burgalurs Come out of the Toilet?
-
Mario and Luigi will do something about it.
But [insert name of FF member], what if something happens to you?
-
Deezer
-
Uh-huh.
Why do you ask no questions?
-
Because being banned for stupidness can do that to someone.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the vice-president of Scotch/Texaco Glue Companies, Ltd.?
-
No, Duck is much better.
Why must cartoon/video game characters always wear white gloves?
-
It's STYLISH. 8D
Where are you going now, my friend? Where will you be tomorrow? Will you bring me happiness? Will you bring me sorrow?
-
Which of those three questions should I answer?
-
All of them! Mwahahahaha!
Should I make a better evil laugh?
-
Yes. Try to laugh like Dezzer.
How do you make that monotone Dezzer talk?
-
By talking like Deezer.
Deezer? Dezzer? Deexer? Weezer? Which one?
-
MY BRAIN HURTS NOW. D:
Must you do that?
-
Yes.
Mr. Cat, how many dudes killed does it take to get to the center of your base?
-
Know I not, but I'm setting up the bomb.
Special people hater?
-
Only if you write stories regarding soiled foodstuffs.
Doodly-dee?
-
Diddly-do.
Plans for Independence Day?
-
Fireworks!!!
Is it'pwnsome' or 'pwnsomest'?
-
It's pwnfest.
Why is it that everything I don't like is good for me, and everything I do like isn't?
-
Beats me, but I guess I'm not the only one with that problem.
How's that food treatin' ya?
-
A whole month gone, and still no dinner.
Will dinner be all right?
-
Sure, if it's not bad.
What happen?
-
*giggle* Nothing. We were just about to have a feast.
Can I lol with the King?
-
NO!
What happened to Link?
-
He was put on a cake.
8000 words? That's kid stuff! Do I hear 12000 words? 12000 words?
-
I'll pay one MILLION words for that...painting.
Do you know any metal songs about anal probing I can do air guitar to?
-
I know over 9000.
Which witch is which?
-
The sandwich.
Pop quiz: If I'm in ur base killin ur dudes, and the ratio of dudes to George Bush quotes is over 9000, then how many internet jokes did I just make?
-
22 and a half.
Now what comes in this dark and dreary life when we stop to smell the bagels and donuts but when we bite one, we die?
-
A lot of fun.
[wtd] stands for "wondeful tea, friend", right?
-
And OMG stands for 'Over Many Goombas"
Where is mah base?
-
It belong to me.
What the? What the heck is that thing!!!1!
-
It is "Zig", of course.
Why am I so bored that I post from my Wii?
-
Because you can.
There is but one person who has posted on this page who doesn't have a custom title. Who is that lucky person?
-
The G-Man. OMG, shoot him grodon feerman11111!
*snort*?
-
*splutter*
M3G4T0N?
-
That's not my name, feel free to wear it out.
Do you feel asleep?
-
I aaaaalways feel asleep... O_< !
Do you feel dead? (This question is to be read in the voice of Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean. Any other voice will be regarded as unacceptable).
-
Well, my legs were numb a while ago, but I think that went away.
What year is that? *points at shiny car*
-
Well, judging by the appearance it seems to be a 1978 Chevy Shinycar. A great car.
How many times must Roxie pee/poop on me?
-
As many times as she wants, punk!
What's with Glorb and anal probes?
-
HE WANTS TO PROBE US NOES D:
JACKPOT!!! Sweet, huh?!!?!!!?!??
-
Five bucks? t3h w00t1
Who invented George Washington Carver? Peanuts? nyahahahahah*snort*
-
Actually, peanut butter. ;)
So...what did George Washington Carver invent??
-
Peanut shoes.
What did Newton discover?
-
Uhhhh, is this a scientifical question?
Why are Highlights jokes SO unfunny?
-
What do you expect from a magazine that screwed up its "What's Wrong?" section?
Will the next Paper Mario game be released in 2010?
-
Yes. Or no.
I'll bet you don't even know what a potato is, do you?
-
Yes I do, actually.
What is it???
-
It's a cool website. Duh!
Why does Zelda have such a long legend?
-
She's egotistical.
But is that any excuse?
-
No, since Link does all the work.
Are there snails on the menu?
-
Ugh! You nasty!
What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?
-
To make you ask questions, of course!
Why is my computer making a weird buzzing noise?
-
Because it's already too late.
'Ello, guv'na! Might you be so kind as'ta let me sweep your chimney?
-
What are ya, some kinda stage actor playing an orphan?
Where's the Energon Cube?
-
It's in my Grandma's house in New Mexico!
Why is there a fee for towels?
-
Because people have been swiping them. This is for your own personal protection, and to keep you from wandering up and down the halls in search of a towel wearing nothing but nothing. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Shibada-wha?
-
Yup!
?
-
!!!!!
Who would win in a pillow fight: a squirrel with the brain of a spider, or Optimus Prime's corpse?
-
I assure you, Optimus Prime will return.
Do bears crap in the woods?
-
Only if they have Charmin.
Does wearing a shirt inside-out cause leprosy?
-
That would explain my recent loss of limbs...
Seen Elvis lately?
-
Elvis isn't dead, he just went home. *looks up at the sky*
Wanna chocolate?
-
Only if I get to quote Forrest Gump.
Who would win in a...um...I got nothin'.
-
Oh, well that's just too bad.
You good at video games?
-
As good as you can get without being one of those losers who has, like, 500 wins in MKDS and snakes, or swears at everybody online, or wastes their time doing 100% speedruns in 4 hours or *tranquilized*
7/21/07: Who will die? (I saw this shirt at Hot Topic. What kind of idiot wastes their money on that?)
-
Goths.
What kind of idiot wastes their time going to Hot Topic? Ow! Zing!
-
I do my clothes shopping at Wal*Mart.
What is that? WHAT is THAT???
-
... You do your clothes shopping ... At Wal Mart? ... AHAHAHAHA ... AHAHA ... Okay I'm done.
The Faces of Evil!
Okay, so who wants to start with the ball first?
-
Me! ME! ME!!!
Please?
-
Sure, if you'd like to. ^_^
... You do your clothes shopping ... At Wal Mart? ... AHAHAHAHA ... AHAHA ... Okay I'm done.
What's wrong with that, hah?
-
Plenty.
That reminds me... Good 'n' Plenty?
-
Always.
Dude! Are you, like, a ninja?!
-
NO!
Can I borrow this sink?
-
No, but you can borrow that one over there.
Is it Peanut Butter Jelly Time?
-
Yes, and with a baseball bat, no less.
Tic-Tac?
-
Uh, no.
Will you go on a quest to save the world? WILL YOU, STUPID?
-
Do call me stupid *cries*
What? More Fish?
-
Yeah, that's right!
Is there a problem with fish?
-
Yes.
WHO DUN IT!?
-
Mr. Fibblewinker, in the kitchen, with the sausage.
What is a man? A miserable pile of secretions?
-
No, more like a mutant monkey
How are you gentlemen?
-
Eh, we've been doing okay ever since you took our base.
Uuuuuunnngghhgh?
-
Close! It was actually uuuuuunngghhghh.
Where have all the pizza toppings gone?
-
To the Mushroom Kingdom! I dare ya' to find them If you can!
What happened to my secret tomato stash?
-
I ate it.
Will I be punished?
-
Thoroughly
Who goes there?
-
Meeeeeee!
Who's better: Jazz, or Ironhide?
-
Ironhide!
Right?
-
Um, sure.
Is this "worldwide concert" thing really worth it?
-
Dude, they're talking about global warming. That's never worth it. XD
B-but what can I do?
-
Well, stop farting. I heard that's a leading cause of global warming.
Or, at least, it was cow farts, or greenhouse farts, or something, right?
-
Pfft, global warming's a bunch of crap.
Am I right? I said, am I right???!!? 8D
-
8=DP(&)
You do know that was a slack-tongued cyclops in a chef's hat, angry because he has a tapeworm, right?
-
Now that you told me, yes.
If they can do it, then why not us?
-
Because we're a failure. Wah.
Why do GiftedGirl and I keep alternating posts on everything?
-
Cuz you can.
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?
-
South for the winter.
South for the winter.
South for the winter.
Am I smart now?
-
Sadly, no.
Did...we...win?
-
No, actually, you've doomed us all.
What'sa happenin?
-
Your baby got stole by Jareth! Noes!
What's the house special?
-
It's...
YOU! MWA HA HA HA!
What kind of music do trees dance to?
-
Hip-hop. Anyone knows that.
Can you legally change your name to something like Smear?
-
Yes. I think. Or not.
How painful is my house of pain?
-
Somewhere between mild itch and 1st-degree burn.
Now how'd that get there...?
-
I done drop-ed it in da terlet.
Thank you for calling Dominoes, what crappy pizza you want?!
-
Dominoes?!! I thought I called Papa John's! (stupid... freakin'... mumble grumble...)
Did anyone catch the number on that thing that hit us last night?
-
Well, it was a pineapple, so...ahhh...hm....well, you see...*sweats*...no...
Well that was awkward. Would you care for a refreshing cold beverage straight out of the creamery?
-
Oh, sure. ^_^
Is it true that if you buy The Last Mimzy at Wal*Mart, you get a free Mimzy plush????? 8D
-
I wouldn't put it past 'em.
Could you ever come up with an idea as insane as that movie? (and the story it was based on?)
-
NO!
Hey, isn't this my spatula?
-
Nope, it's most certainly not. Get your grubby paws off it. That's mine, good sir.
You're not letting go of my precious spatula...why is this?
-
Here, maybe I can help.
*puppy-dog eyes* Would you pwease give The Blue Toad his spatula back? Pwease? Pwetty pwease? Pwetty pwease with sugar on top and a strawberry? :3
-
K. :D
Moron says what?
-
NO!
Will you give me money?
-
No.
Tell me, how did you get creepy, crummy, and crummy, creepy, crummy, and crabby?
-
Through self-help tapes.
Prime, I'm gettin' testy! When're we gonna start bustin' Decepti-chops? (or however the quote went)
-
When we smash LingLaLand.
Where the heck is LingLaLand?
-
Nohere. Its imganiary11111
Lizard Dude's Bachelor Pad? I thought Lizard Dude was a very old man who's been married since '56!
-
Maybe he is!11!!1
Why not skater-girl's skateboarding ramp of DOOM??
-
Because you didn't do the mario while eating a ham sandwich.
Boxers or briefs?
-
Brieoxers.
If you had a nickel for every time you said "alfalfa," how much money would you have recieved by this point in time?
-
At least 40 cents.
Grimlock? (yes)
-
Maybe
What ever happened to Robot Jones?
-
He got eaten by DR. POTATO!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Seriously?
-
How would I know? I mean, we all have our own reasons for crossing the road. Maybe it was going to save its family from a fire. Maybe it was going to a strip club to get a lap dance. Who knows?
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of this piece of crap?
-
Let's find out. *lick* Aaack! It's an acid pop! *dies*
Why is my tail the hottest thing this side of Mario?
-
The sun. Oh yeah. I went there.
How do I breathe?
-
By farting and drinking air through your mouth.
What is Love?
-
Something in the air.
Uhhhh... why am I bored?
-
That usually happens on lazy Sundays like this.
400 pages!
Why am I wearing this rediculous outfit???
-
Because there's not enough laundry detergent.
Why was a T.V. in the bathroom?
-
...That's not the bathroom, it's our living room. We just jave an...interesting taste in chairs...and bathtubs...
400!
Why in the world would people post enough to create 400 pages in a thread like this one?!
-
Because people are weird.
How hard would Optimus Prime kick Harry Potter's butt?
-
To Pluto.
What is the awnser to this question?
-
Well, the answer is... I dunno.
Should I change my name?
-
NO!
Christmas? Wat' 'Dat?
-
Sumthin
Why is my kitten chewing on my leg? *Wincing in pain*
-
It wants to see if you has a taste.
What taste do you think you has?
-
Year-old bacon.
Let's play 20 Qusestions! Is it Optimus Prime?
-
Yes! Ding Ding Ding! you are the winner!!!
Let's play again! Is it Bumblebee?
-
No, stoopid. It's Grimlock.
Did you know this is the...
6000th REPLY!!
-
*gasp* No...really?
Did you know this is the...
6001th REPLY!!
-
No duh now.
Do you stay up all night wondering if anyone gives Santa any presents?
-
No...and now I feel ashamed.
How selfish is the man who happily recieves presents only to never give anything to others?
-
Very!
WUZ POPPIN in da hood?
-
Not much-izzle.
What about Mario & Sonic at the Special Olympics?
-
What are the Special Olympics?
-
A super-special Olympics where they shoot LAZYRS!
Lazyrs is German, right?
-
Um, no clue.
Who is the crazy person on this board who is not looking forward to December 3rd (in the US)?
-
Me! I'm sorry!! Just ban me right now.
Now who is the lucky person who gets to ban me?
-
It's the Rubber Banned Maaaaaaan~!
Aww, does someone need a hug?
-
Not me! Child protester!
Egh?
-
Ugh.
Guh?
-
Uhh
Huh?
-
Duh.
Chu chu?
-
No.
The questions aren't supposed to be that stupid, are they?
-
What?!?!
Are you calling me stoopid?
-
No, shtoopit.
Tingle, Tingle? Kooloo-limpa?
-
Glorb has demonstrated one of the key points to remain unseen: DO NOT call attention to yourself in ANY way. *Glorb asplode*
My computer is saying "I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART." Is this a bad thing?
-
No, as long as you put a jelly doughnut in the CD drive.
How do I ask a stupid question?
-
Talk while eating banana pudding.
How do I ask a smart question?
-
Ha! That'll be the day!
Did anyone read my Devil May Cry fanfic explaining how Dante accidentally sanded off his nipples in the events prior to DMC3? Anyone?
-
Nope.
May I go to the bathroom first?
-
Sure, just wash your hands.
Who da man?
-
Me da man.
Is this thread not not not not not not not dumb?
-
Yes, It's not dumb.
How many rolls of toilet paper are there left?
-
117... :) ...wait...now 116.
If Pikachu became any cuter, would he explode, and, if so, into how many pieces?
-
Well, he's gotten on in years and is now a wrinkly piece of yellow leather, so there's no danger of that happening.
I can't think of what to say... should I just make a Homestar Runner reference?
-
Showe! That sounds wike a gweat idea!
How ugly is my cat?
-
Monstrously so.
I say, chaps, shall we all proceed to mock BriGuy's cat?
-
Nooooooo. If you mock the cat, it'll claw you.
Canst thine hath milk curd and minced beef sandwich?
-
Verily.
Okay, I arranged these lights to turn off the lasers, and got this emblem thingy, and then I put that in the statue and turned it 32 degrees north by northwest. Now what?
-
Fart on it to reveal a secret entrance.
What does a stapler do if a caramel apple attacks it with its sugary goodness?
-
Counterattack with Staple Launcher! Yes! +5 damage!
If I give you this bag of toenails, what will you give me?
-
Toenails??? I don't want your stinkin' toenails!
Did you see a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand whose hair was perfect?
-
His name is Frank, and yeah...we went to obedience school together.
Does the Triforce of Faces say that the King of Hyrule will return safely?
-
Um, I never knew he was gone.
Does Zelda miss him?
-
No.
Does a Black cat have bad luck if it walks by a mirror image of itself?
-
Nah, their black fur gives them full protection against any and all bad luck spells, even their own.
What do you think you're doing?!! Do you want me to jab you with my ELBOWS OF DOOOOOOOOOM?!!
-
Yes! Then I'd get one of those T-shirts saying, "I got jabbed by GiftedGirl's elbows and I got was this stupid T-shirt".
Dare you ride...The Gargoyle?!
-
Nope, I'm too chicken.
How many points do I get?
-
Four.
What do we do now?
-
Eat Glorb.
What does he taste like?
-
Like the nastiest horseradish you ever tasted.
Does this give me the chance to go around, saying, "Eat me!" to people?
-
Probably.
You've made me hungry. What should I eat?
-
My shorts. (Yes, I admit that was cheap.)
What would you do if I sang out a tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?
-
Yes.
What if the world was raining LOTS and LOTS of Mario merchandise?
-
Then, hey, free stuff.
How was that?
-
Good, but do it again, this time with more feeling!
If there are 6 apples, and you take two, how many do you have?
-
Take-Two? Now that you mention it, I have been meaning to sue them...
G'day, young lad and/or lass! For a mere pittance, may I perform for ye a gangsta rap telling of your noble deeds?
-
Nay.
If Johnny has three apples, and Davy has two apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
-
There's no Q in Cincinnati, twerp.
How do you spell "Your time is up, now pay me lots of money"?
-
Like this: "Your Wii Points or your Hit Points. It's your choice either way."
Wait, if this thread has reached page 404... AAAAA TEH INTERNETZ A SPLODE! Right?
-
YEz We aLL SPLODED T3h inTerNets!!!111
Am I Crazy?
-
Only if you think I'm a serial killer.
BORF?
-
BERF!
What the heck does that mean, anyway?
I mean, AAAAA IT'S A SERIAL KILLER!!!!!!
-
That's not a question! Now ah keel yaw!
Aww! Iddint dat kyoot?
-
Kinda
Who is this "Mario" fellow?
-
He will eat your BRAIN MUHAHAHAHA!
Wait, isn't the title of this thread spelled wrong?
-
Nope. Not at all.
Hey! Have you heard about that Mario guy?
-
Him? You mean?
-
Yeah yeah. I know him! I know him!
What song am I quoting from? (SJ please don't answer this one.)
-
Stay here while I bash Koopa Football players
You dare bring light to my lair!?
-
Sure, it's too dark anyway.
You all dare to jump into a water bottle, but not drink any of the water there?
-
But someone drank all the water!
How about a kiss, for Ganon?
-
You've got to be kidding.
But father, what if something happens to you?
-
I'll take the Vocanicity to protect me!
Who many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop?
-
3
How are fish?
-
Erm...oh, I have a joke in mind...oh, I lost it. They're fine.
Okay, let's see here...WHAT??!?!?
-
Cats.
Is poop yellow???
*snick, snick, snick, snick, snick*
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Yes and no.
Who ya gonna call?
-
Mama Luigi!
Who's afraid of the Great Mighty Poo?
-
Dedications
Good?
-
Delicious...Mwaha!
What is Ganon up to?
-
I don't know Ganon personally so I don't know.
Who runs Insane Town?
-
YOU!
Where's the light switch?
-
The King had it for dinner.
Where's the beef?
-
I ate it!
What is currently playing in my media player? Hm?
-
Your media player!
What's my crime?
-
One against humanity.
Skaerf Tuan-X esoht fo redael eht si pmuhc siht os?
-
SudorG riS si eman sih dna!
But what can I do about it?
-
Absolutely nothing, if you feel like it.
Who ate the carpeting?
-
Me, it wasn't that good.
What's this ceiling made out of?
-
Pie!
Yay?
-
Indeed!
But what can you do about it?
-
I chose to do nothing.
*sniff* Blumiere! Timpani! Dimentio! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????
-
I dunno
SHOOP DA WHOOP?!?!?!?
-
Skedaddle, crazy.
What's the answer?
-
There are many. It's a broad-based question.
What does TMK stand for?
-
Tofee Mario Kake
Why does EVERYONE HATE ME!?
-
Now, don't look at yourself that way. Have self-esteem! </guidance counselor>
Why must guidance counselors be so... guidance counselor-ly?
-
Because they help others who need guidance.
Why do people make viruses for computers? Do they benefit from them?
-
They just like to mess with people's minds. Or they're trying to steal your data.
Why does my book keep tearing apart on me?
-
It's The Monster Book of Monsters(Harry Potter reference, BTW.^_-)
Pity is good, right?
-
Wrong, I pity you for asking that.
Where's my head?
-
I eated it.(LOLcat)
Guh?
-
..Bwah?
Quick, how many fingers am I holding up?
-
Six!
iHola! Me numbre es Glorb. ?Cómo te llamas?
-
Me llamo Jess. ... Es "mi nombre", no es "me numbre". -_-;
Continuing the Spanish joke... ¿Donde es el baño?
-
Down-o el-o hallway...o.
And take a left?
-
No, take a write.
Why does pichu25 think it has to point out every single reference it makes?
-
'Cause Hugo the Troll likes eat Scylla.
Why you dirty pants are clean?
----
A: Lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa
B: Hmm... What you say, there's a pit neaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-
Not my fault.
Where's Waldo?
-
In Waldo.
What's your favorite food?
-
Your... Ekhem... Know, what I mean ;D
Why "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" typed in Google gets +10000 answers?
-
Because google is that way.
Why does Boingboingsplat go boingboingsplat?
-
I dunno, but I'd bet my life on it.
Brain, and brain, what is brain?!
-
Brain is a brain.
?
(Yup, this is a question :P)
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!
Are you a tiara?If so may I eat you?
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Never! Tiaras are bad for digestion. Everyone knows that.
Why can't I lick my elbow?
-
You need a longer tongue, duh.
What would happen if I took a bite out of a wax apple?
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You will chew on it.
What happens if you remove the screw here?
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Easiest set of questions please :P
Why this topic have superdupermeahiper popularity?
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Because people like asking stupid questions.
Who is that guy by the parking meter?
-
His name is Sameul
Are you an apple???
-
Argh! Apples anger me!
Who would win in a fight: A caveman or a pilgrim?
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Caveman. Pilgrims are sissies. XD
Which is greater, 1 or A?
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A-1 Steak sauce!
Ar U n apl?
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Nooo! Stop calling me! *slams reciever*
Who would win in a fight: a cave...hey...anyone have deja vu?
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No
Do you like my CT?(I don't>.>*sigh*)
-
I'm not sure.
Who is Hu?
-
That... I'm still trying to figure out.
Hu is who?
-
You...
What the heck is going on?
-
Obviously.
Cake man come? ELBOW VEHICLES?!
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Why does Mario have a hat and hes always wearing red
-
So he doesn't get confused with Luigi.
Why did Mario become a plumber and not a carpenter?
-
Because he's afraid of wood.
Who am I?!
-
You just may be Hu.
Why is Fluff so stuffed with stuff?
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That explains why she hasn't been eating the carrots I've been giving her... (I call my guinea pig Fluff)
Who are you? More importantly... who am I?
-
I... am a tired person.
Why am I so tired?
-
Because you stayed up all night playing that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mod for Half-Life 2.
Art though ready to rocketh?
-
Yes.
Where art thou Rigatoni?
-
In an italian pizzaria.
Why doesn't Bowser kidnap Daisy for a change?
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Because she smells funny.
Phbtt?
-
Sorry, I don't speak raspberry.
Who thinks it would make sense for Waluigi to be in WarioWare?
-
Um... sure.
That wasn't exactly a stupid question, was it?
-
Nein, mein BriGuy, sir.
What colour is the man at the end of the universe's trousers?
-
Nine, and you should smell it.
PFARGTL?
-
Phbbt.
Plhbtbbt?
-
Anna Kournikova.
Got milk?
-
Heehee, Peach has got it!
Why ROTFLOLMAOMFG ?
-
Uhhhng.
Santa?!
-
The Easter Bunny!
Have you ever tried a Vorlontariaxokronic sandwich?
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no because long names hurt my teeth.
Have you ever boxed with Megaman, standing on 3 phone books, while gutting a fish and singing "guy love" from that one episode of scrubs, and dying your hair crimson, and watching south park?
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Remove one of those phonebooks and my answer is yes.
If you couldn't be one movie star, who wouldn't it be?
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Russell Streiner, I'd guess.
What else can we add to Glorb's CT?
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Beats me. How about mine? *Tumbleweed blows by under name*
What if they had made the Star Wars movies in the right order?
-
Then they'd all be a whole lot suckier.
What's with all the anti-Master Chief sentiment?
-
Room service took him to the dungeon.
What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything, Deep Thought?
-
None of the above.
What's pie times pi?
-
A Totally Pwn'd piece of canned beets!
How many arms are you holding up?
-
All four of them.
Wait...am I Goro?!
-
No you're Glorb
why won't the toaster make the toast!
-
Cause you mom.
0xDEADBEEF ?
-
Oh, yes...(reminisces)
Et tu, Brute?
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no!
como estas, me llamo johnny, y tu?
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Horget mootok, waqu darpi. Kreklen vequin Wunakralanamabooba.
You want some bread?
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Well, duh. And put some garlic cheese spread on it, for crap's sake!!
1squabzl2iwmsixn3aeldmce4srsfavg5e?
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Ajapowiemcośpopolskuiwyitaksięniedowieciecojapiszę :P
Piece of cake?
-
Thank you!
Do I r0xx0rz?
-
Yes.
How many jumping jacks can I do while being surrounded by angry bulls and holding a canoe in Indonesia?
-
Precisely five. No, four.
What is it? Is it coming this way?!
-
Yes, it isyeoooooouchhhhh! No, it sadly isn't.
Why Holy Hand Gerenade is Holy?
-
Because when it blows you go "Holy!..."
-
Agh! No question! Stack overflow!
Reboot watchakajigger? (y/n)
>
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How many Bobs should I call bob-o?
Wait... no answer. Crap! I knew I forgot something again!
-
ㅤ ㅤ
-
It would fish for about 5 seconds before it realizes that it's above water and dies. So zero.
Why does nintendo, nintendo stuff?
-
Because it just...well, feels good.
Why do Honey-Combs give me such volcanic diarrhea?
-
Because you aren't eating cereal. :O
I HAV RE2RNED!!
......
You don't know who I am, do you?
-
Yeah, I remember...
Erm...question?
-
Answer!
Why is the ocean wet?
-
Your mom!
Whirdie-whirdie-whirdie-whirdie?
-
Bow-wow!
Why SMB3 is so good?
-
Frog suit. Hands down.
Given the fact I have the game (and a Wii) in my possession as of now, why haven't I played Super Mario Galaxy yet?
-
Because you bought the Soviet Russia edition, where Super Mario Galaxy plays YOU.
Why would one eat paper?
-
because they want paper cuts on their tongues
Why why?
-
Acause.
Where is my mind?
-
Don't mind.
Llama llama duck?
-
tablet brick potato.
WHY, SIR? WHY?
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BECAUSE I DONE SAID SO! *backhand slap
To be, or not to be?
-
not to be
How many manys can many alter many coins
-
42.
Why do cicadas exist?
-
Because you too.
Why Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?
-
Well, then I'd have to be named that, and then all hell would break loose.
Can you please answer the question in accordance with Question Answering Act #45CF?
-
No farting will be tolerated in this thread!
Why did a UFO tell me I was going to have a good year?
-
Because aliens are awesome and control the fates.
Why did I leave my home planet to come to this awful polluted world?
-
The mortgage rate is to die for.
What me worry?
-
You worry!
What's that blue thing doing here?!
-
Being a jerk!
Why am i so kicking stuff?
-
'Cause you forgot your pills this morning. Tsk, tsk.
What is Spaghetti?
-
A bunch of noodles.
??
-
!!
Luigi Mario?
-
dżamper
Why the monkey in the jogger suit?
-
'Cause that's the way you get funky-funky-boogie-down!
Is there a doctor in the house?!
-
Yes, but it'll cost you 5 cents.
Can you please recite the riff to ZZ Top's "La Grange" using onomatopoeia?
-
Nope.
Who is mother of Koopalings?
-
YOUR MOM! OH!
Have I gotten 121 stars (in Mario Galaxy) as both Luigi and Mario?
-
Yesnomaybe.
w00t?
-
L33t Hamm3r Broz.
Finishin' Lakitu?
-
UR Mr Gay
-
I'm not sure you've got the rules of the game down quite yet...
Why am I up at this ungodly hour?
-
Because yer wunna them GAWDLESS HIPPYS
How come my girlfriend has Rock Band and I don't?
-
Because you're not as cool as she.
Does my face look weird to you?
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcustomercopy.googlepages.com%2Fweirdfacethingy.jpg&hash=3a4c1075f82e85c47b41a671aeaa305a)
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Let's just say I can recommend a good plastic surgeon.
When will Tangata return in a Mario game?
-
Only if mario eats his vegetables
Has anyone read the new harry potter book: Harry Potter and the phoenix that farted in Harry's face and Harry caught cancer and Ron got sad and Hagrid said awww.
Because you're not as cool as she.
Does my face look weird to you?
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcustomercopy.googlepages.com%2Fweirdfacethingy.jpg&hash=3a4c1075f82e85c47b41a671aeaa305a)
Also^
Is that captain falcon in the middle with a black guy's ear and he's being separated from Ned Flanders by a bean with a finger?
-
Not yet, probably, and that's French Hitler, not Flanders.
Do you ever feel angry? Angry enough to kill?
-
No, but then, seeing as it's you...
Pork?
-
Yes, ma'am.
Okay old man, I'll get you the seven jewels that do nothing to advance the plot. But first, how do I get the magic golden air guitar?
-
Eat your nom.
I has many corns?
-
No. I eats them. NOM NOM NOM.
Do you like my fan-fic so far? http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=11156.msg491547#msg491547 < Just asking
O RLY? < st00pid
-
Yes it smells like feet. :/
(stupid answer)
How do you find the area of bread?
-
(x)*(y)2, where x is the bread per square feet and y is volume of the circumference of the cubic.
Hot dang, this'll put Microsoft outta business, won't it, boy?!
-
No.
M + a * (ri - o) = O - h-i * o ?
-
ERROR SEZ: INTERNET DIES.
Am I Wearing Pants?
-
Computer over. Pants = Very yes
Why am I not awake?
-
Byaaaaah!
Why am I in the mafia?
-
Because you like explosion's
Why did I join this forum?
-
To get revenge on the mysterious caped man who left you for dead seven years ago...
Riiiiiiidge Raceeer!!!?
-
Karate chop.
Tom Kenny?
-
Omg they Killed Kenny.
Computer Notice: Everything is Fine. Nothing is Broken.
-
Nuh-uh. There's totally a glitch in the Matrix.
Okay, what is this?
-
YO MOMMA (your the one who asked for it)
Why am I wearing pants?
-
YO FACE! Zing!
Who are you people!?
-
We are the international leage of cheese-eaters.
Is my internet on fire?
-
Because you have a firewall set up. Pow!
Whatever happened to all the other people who used to post here?
-
Um, they either died or quit the Forums...
Was that a stupid answer?
-
VERY NO.
WHAT THE HECK?
-
For a minute that looked like the Heck word.
What's an R word?
-
CensoRed.
Mother?
-
MOTHER3.
aonthdBuEr?
-
Yes I do.
Whadda fu... er... fungi forums are there?
-
All kinds
What's my favorite color?
-
Blue, seeing that the vast majority of the population's favorite color is blue, so I would have a very good chance at getting this question right.
Do you Play Pokemon?
-
Only on tuesdays, when leaves are on the ground...
What is Princess What's-her-name's real name?
-
Princess What's-her-name IS her real name. (Did you not read the instruction manual?)
Why does The Black Mage live in the USSR when it clearly does not exist anymore?
-
Obviously, it's because the Russians are doing experiments with making a super soldier robot. At least video game Russia is.
How come, in video game Russia, it's always snowing?
-
Because if it wasn't snowing, you would ask, "why is it not snowing here?"
Is there something wrong with my signature?
-
Yes. You spelled some words rong.
Why are the dinosaurs dead?
-
Because you watch T.V. at night.
Where are my papers?
-
A horse ate them.
Why did he eat them?
-
It was hungry. Obviously the papery paper tasted the same as the papery hay.
...Is there any possible way to answer this question wrong?
-
Elephant crap.
Okay, just how do you explain this?
-
By explaining.
<- what's this?
-
Its a vertical black line separating the Authors from the Topics.
Am I right?
-
No, you don't. It was Mamma Luigi.
Are you Mamma Luigi?
-
Only on Monday, when the sky falls from the moon.
Is a cat a cat when its a cat on friday?
-
Yes, but the rest of the time....*shudder*.
Where's that HL2 mod where you get to eat people's legs?
-
The government thought it was a bad idea.
Was it going to be a good idea to release the game Mario 128?
-
Well, they kinda did, so... yeah, I guess.
Where did the word "car" come from?
-
Uranus.
If a train leaves London at 10:40, what colour is my next-door neighbours cat?
-
> Brown
Whatever happened to Mr. Face?
-
He is Sir Face.
ROTFLOLMAOMGEEZ ?
-
KITTY!
Why is the burger king, The burger king?
-
Cause he is "The Burger King"
Why is Ronald McDonald part of Mcdonalds?
-
He was hired for his dashing good looks.
Yes?
-
No, not really.
What's the opposite of table?
-
No, not really.
What's the opposite of table?
elbat
Why?
-
Because.
ROTFLOLMAOMFGEEZ ?
-
OMg[wtd]ROFFLE.
I was thinking about getting Sonic Rush...
-
I dunno.
WHAT IS LOVE?
-
the opposite of EVOL
whats your name?
-
My name is Text in black vv001
What's up with WHAZZUP?
-
The sky.
Why am I back?
-
nothing better to do
why is there no story game with mario and sonic? not including ssbb
-
because of the laziness of Nintendo and Sega to make one
Why is the sky silver?
-
cause it's christmas
Why do people fight over monopoly?
-
Because the guy on the monopoly box is a jerk!
Rolf?
-
Rofl.
Waffle?
-
Rofl
Because rofl ryhmes with waffle.
Is it possible to fail this question?
-
HdsktepwoWHAT?Furrys (http://Lolness)
Okay THAT was just stupid.
-
Why is a decent Wi-Fi hotspot so hard to find?
-
Because you need to jump off a building to get one.
Why do M&Ms taste like KFC?
And, what Metal_Slug_Mario said, that means I win!
-
Because the Colonel Died.
Why do computer attachment speakers sound like crap?
-
Because Fat Mario keeps farting
What will Robotnik invent tomorrow?
-
A super duper farting machine.
Is Mario Kart Wii fun to play?
-
how should I know?
como stas?
-
mien/bien (don't know how to spell it)
Translations: Como esta:how are you. Mien/vien/bien:good
Wii would like to play.
-
mien/bien (don't know how to spell it)
Translations: Como esta:how are you. Mien/vien/bien:good
Wii would like to play.
good for you!
are you getting Brawl?
I'm pretty sure its "bien"
-
OK
NO! IT IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 For real,yes.
W00T!
-
Will you guys stop putting stuff in basic spoiler text? If it wasn't for Hams, you guys would drive me crazy!
-
LOL!
Were putting it in spoiler text because we want no one to know our Spanish!
Ilike to go on Amtracks because they are crazy!
-
Would you like a free copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
Japanese
-
Will you guys stop putting stuff in basic spoiler text? If it wasn't for Hams, you guys would drive me crazy!
this should be a new game!
-
It has already been done, but if you want to make a fool of yourself once again, I'm not stopping you.
-
k, should put this topic back on the rails;
Where can I purchase a sausage roll?
-
At the supermarket.
Do you think that Shadow the Hedgehog was a bad game?
-
It has already been done, but if you want to make a fool of yourself once again, I'm not stopping you.
ok, * goes to make new topic...
-
At the supermarket.
Do you think that Shadow the Hedgehog was a bad game?
NO, BECAUSE SHADOW IS MAH FAVRITE SONIC CHARATER BECAUSE HE'S EMO.
90210?
-
3.14.
Sqrt of 2000000.5?
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NO, BECAUSE SHADOW IS MAH FAVRITE SONIC CHARATER BECAUSE HE'S EMO.
90210?
so you like emos?
-
Consider the topic name before you post in this topic.
-
Consider the topic name before you post in this topic.
in my book "so you you like emos?" is a stoopid question
-
So naturally you have to have a stupid answer.
-
fyi: I don't think Sega delibrately set out to make Shadow emo/emo-ish/whatever, but whatever he was, he isn't now (from what I've seen of games like StH06 and Rivals 2, he's gone back to the stereotypical loner tough guy), so there's not really any point in discussing it.
3.14.
Sqrt of 2000000.5?
I don't know, but whatever is, when squared, will be 2000000.5. Funny coincidence, eh?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
-
Nottingham.
Where aren't I?
-
BURMINGHAM
HOW COME PEOPLE LIKE WOULD LIKE DRESS EMO BUT THEY ARENT ACTUALLY LIKE EMO BUT THEY LOOK LIKE EMO BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY DONT ACT EMO THEY ACT NORMAL
-
theyre on dugs.
-
What the heck is a dug?
-
something that you do with an entrenching tool.
Why is no person followed the rules in these topic?
-
IDK.
What are you doing RIGHT NOW?
-
theyre on dugs.
oops i meant drugs. Stupid typos.
-
ur mom.
Would you like a free meat-flavored lollipop?
-
it depends on the type of meat.
why are macs so expensive?
-
just cause.
what is 1+2-15743853863.795527+4859026985.13274-2+82-0+625-14754897452538546e4854877544583285973825846.692369?
-
whatever the square root of infinity is...
why is everyone in my math class stupid?
-
Because it's stupid math.
You know what they say, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?
-
it's nagel's bagel's
DoyouknowwhoIam?
-
I'mnotreallysure.
Can't you hear me knockin'?
-
No, because I'm safe asleep.
I'm not going to ask a question?
-
That question mark is telling me something different
What?
-
Yes.
Почему?
-
Greek Characters, Final Answer.
AmIRITE?
-
nO.
Should I start a post-country-polkatechno-core band called "Ghosts of Wood"?
-
No, because then I'd have to sue for stealing my idea which I have already put to use.
Should I turn this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nviaWnxwo) into a YouTube Poop?
-
By all means, (Insert yes or no in capital letters here(I'd say no))
Do you think that every person that says "lol [wtd] rofl hax" should be smited in the most horrific way?
-
IM ROTFL AT U.
Who am I?
-
You are cool spoiler text
Wii would like to play: Mario Kart Wii.
-
SURE WHY NOT
Tea?
-
No, Coffee.
Beuniez Diaz! (Typing it the way it is prenounced)
-
Olé
Why did the cheese sneeze?
-
Because the onions cried.
Can you see me from your window?
-
Yes, as a matter of fact, I can. And I'm watching you right now.
Exactly how creepy am I not?
-
9.
Wheres my pants?
-
They are dead. (Quoted from "Half Life, Full Life Consequences")
Do you think there is a furry among us forumers?
-
Now that's a stupid qusestion: he likes to remind us every month or so. Just so we don't forget him.
Why are manholes round? (I think many of us already know the correct answer; be creative!)
-
Because street workers hate right angles.
Why don't Lumas get tired of star bits?
-
because they're so shiny
why does wii rhyme with z?
-
Because we can divide by zero.
Anyone here heard of ijji?
-
They are dead. (Quoted from "Half Life, Full Life Consequences")
That reference is full of win.
I have totally not never.
Y?
-
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpageofstuff.googlepages.com%2Fyupsidedown.png&hash=bfd513eb9adc90999de54d7d41dad732).
Rawr?
-
Rhita Gawr (first thing I thought of).
Why do people think global warming is real?
-
a little birdy said so.
How?
-
I don't know, It just happened.
Why can't I stop stabbing folks?
-
I blame yo mama.
Is it bad to jump off cliffs?
-
It's not not not not not not bad.
Why did the chicken explode?
-
It's those dang nitroglycerin seeds!
What is "The Dog"?
-
The pet that ate "The Cat."
Do you ever get that feeling of impending and certain doom?
-
Oh no!
why do cows have spots?
-
Because Zebras took the stripes.
Why did Watterson cancel Calvin and Hobbes after just 10 years when it could have run for at least 5 more?
-
Because 15 years of comic making is a dorky number.
What is my name?
-
The name that comes before your middle name.
Why can't emus fly?
-
Because they're afraid of heights.
What is the size of the universe in cubic centimeters?
-
Probably more than a googlplex to the power of a googlplex.
1,000,000 nerd points to the first person to type down a googlplex complete with all its zeros.
-
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I give up.
Are you going to answer this question?
-
Absolutely not.
lol wut
-
huh?
What's that smell?
-
鬼魚
Why is God almighty?
-
Because he is.
Can you and only you stop forest fires?
-
No, only Smokey.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Role center of a Tootsie Pop?
-
LET US COMMENCE THE ACT OF DISCOVERING THE ANSWER TO SAID QUESTION
Why?
-
Because it's THERE!
Fried Rice, anyone?
-
FRIED RICER!
You know, I tried the whole how many licks thing and I got about 1400. Anyone want to confirm this?
-
It usually is 370-400
How?
-
Now brown cow.
Is horse radish an instrument?
-
No. Neither is Mayonnaise
Left hand or right hand?
-
Foot.
Why is your head falling off?
-
If it is, how am I answering this question?
(That was both my answer and question)
-
Because you have supernatural powers
Did you know I'm hiding under your bed right now?
-
Duh.
Anyone else?
-
Maurice the Monster of Calvin and Hobbes.
Can I have a grenade launcher?
-
No! I just bought you a magnum the other day!
Is it safe to drop a toaster in a public pool while it's plugged in?
-
So long as the swimmers therein are made of rubber.
How many fingers am I holding up?
-
21.
Where is Alfredo Land?
-
Next to Marinara Land.
Why am I only liked on message boards?
-
Because you smell odd.
Sorry?
-
I don't forgive you.
Who here likes clam chowda?
-
Not me.
Do you like pigs?
-
Only if they fly.
When will I get MKWii?
-
When I get GH: On Tour.
[wtd]ITFS?
-
I was about to ask myself the same question!
Why does Shnitzel like Fivesday so much? Is that the day he makes a poo?
-
Rada Rada!
Give me the scoop doc, how long does Mario have before he craps fire balls?
-
According to my calculations.......................................................................... 5 seconds.
How many mushrooms in a box?
-
1/2
Why did the yak cross the road?
-
The Evil Chicken made him do it.
Give me the scoop doc, how long does Mario have before he craps fire balls?
How is it physically possible for that to happen?
-
His fire shooting glands reversed from to his hands down to his rectum.
Has it happened you anyone else?
-
Mayesbe.
[wtd]udge?
-
Yes.
Where?
-
Next to FudgeTW.
Why can't Luigi make up his mind on one girl?
-
'cause he's a pimp!
Can I borrow your brain?
-
Only if your head is clean.
Do you speak English?
-
No I do not speak English.
Did I see that guy before?
-
Pffft, like, whatever. I dunno. Maybe.
Does that answer your question?
-
Possibly.
When does Back to the Future 4 come out?
-
In the past's future.
What is the answer to this question?
-
Chicken.
Have you seen anything anywhere at all?
-
Nope, I'm blind.
How do I change the theme of the message board (sorry, couldn't resist)?
-
By swithing it.
Is Mallow the king yet?
-
Yes! He's the king of Marsh.
Have you ever been to Boston in the fall?
-
Only in the summer.
Are you a homosapian? (might be spelled wrong)
-
No your a homosapian.
I ROFLed all over the floor. What happens when the clock ticks 20,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000 times?
-
A llama dies. (for those of you don't know what homosapian means, it is the scientific name for human)
Hippos?
-
Potamuseses.
Is Parcheesi™ fun?
-
Only when you play it with a llama.
What is the past future of the past?
-
The present's future's past's past.
What is the square root of a tortilla?
-
Yes.
What color is love?
-
The color of broken dreams.
What color is a broken dream?
-
The color of a dream not fixed.
What is the scientific name for a scrambled bologna sandwich with tartar sauce?
-
Disgusting.
Why can Mickey use the Keyblade?
-
Because of his big feet.
What's that in your ear?
-
More ear.
Do these pants make me look fat?
-
Ho, ho, ho...maybe.
What-what-WHAT?
-
Huh-huh-HUH!
Why do cats only land on their feet?
-
Because they don't like to land on their head.
Will guitar hero on the DS suck?
-
As much as the day is long.
Define the word "dongle".
-
Teehee. "Dong".
GTA4?
-
nah. Mario Kart Wii!
green?
-
No no no no, it's red! Stop! STOP!
Who let the dogs out?
-
Youuuuu!
why is my question so stupid?
-
Because soulja boy can't rap.
Why is my statement true?
-
Because it's from Wikipedia.
Why does Naruto have blond hair if he's Japanese?
-
Woah.
Why did Shigeru Miyamato make 'Jumpman', not Mario?
-
Because Jumpman jumped over a barrel.
Ok, how about red?
-
No no no no, it's
red! green! Stop! STOP!
Why does Jeff Dunham's Walter puppet appeal to me the most as a presidential candidate?
-
You don't belive it: REVERSI!!!
Who want to be a millionaire?
-
ME!!!
Who wants to be a hay-pennyaire?
...Heh-heh. Sounds like Hayden Panettiere.
-
If that mean I get one-million pennies, then no.
They may murder me in my sleep.
WHO STOLE MAH LEMONS?
-
THAT KITTEH OVA THAR!
Why do people use l33t speak so much? Its so stupid.
-
You expected this answer to be in l33t, right? HeheheRONG!!!1
On a related note, why doesn't anyone realize that 4chan isn't funny or cool?
-
Cool? No. Funny? YES.
ACCEPT THE FACTS.
Will I die for this answer? And if yes, how?
-
I lost the answer. I think it was yes.
Why can't cars swim like a fish?
-
Because they don't have gills.
Meep?
-
Bee bee doop.
What is red and green combined look like?
-
Nasty brown.
Should I change my stripper name to Nastee Brown?
-
sure
Want me to take it off?
-
possibly.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
-
(old, overused, joke like that tounge-twister)
Are BP and LD rivals?
-
Yeah. They've been at it ever since the winter of '53 when Great Uncle Person shot that pig of Great Great Uncle Dude's.
So, you mean, like, it's over nine thousand?
-
9000? oh no!
Why did you fly there?
-
I didn't fly here. I fell from the ceiling.
can you say GLEEG SNAG ZIP GLEEG SNAG ZIP GLEEG SNAG ZIP GLEEG SNAG ZIP 25 times in 3 seconds please?
-
Why no sir.
Er, can you run that by me again? Like, the milkshake...which yard are the boys brought to?
-
Why, the yard that had the milkshake factory behind it!
Where is waldo?
-
Subspace.
Why is it that whenever I look up Mario characters on DeviantArt, I get naughty pics of Princess Peach?
-
Because everyone draws Pr0nz on DeviantArt.
Someone go bump the Mario Bar! It was a great topic!
-
Why don't you?
-
Because I don't like to bump topics.
Why didn't he post an answer?
-
That was the answer, and question.
Do you like The Stand.
-
I think the stand is okay?
Should I have prepared for unforseen consequences?
-
Only if you know about them.
Hmm...?
-
potatoes
If your canoe was stuck in a tree with its head lights on, how many pancakes would it take to get to the moon?
-
42.
Wait, what?
-
Yes.
If a goat was on Mars, how then would the PS2 be not not not not not negatively unsuccessful?
-
MONEY BABY!
Chicken?
-
Nah, the other white meat.
What if...? )(76)*=[%9'!
-
Syntax Error.
Why was my loverly Naruto replaced with the trash known as Total Drama Island on Cartoon Network last night?
-
be cause 1+1 doesn't equal fish
WTD?
-
Why The Duck?
Why The Duck?
-
cause he starred in Duck Hunt.
why does duck hunt star ducks?
-
Because Seal-clubbing is bad in America. (Ice Climber reference)
WDTSF?
-
Who Did The Super Fart.
How did I come up with that?
-
By WITCHCRAFT!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
GHDSDSWPOMP?
-
No. I refuse.
Why can't Vegeta haz cheezburger?
-
Cuz I eated it.
Should I blame it on the cat?
-
blame it on your mom
Salty coconuts?
-
No; if they're salty, they won't be a lovely bunch.
Say what?
-
D.I.Y.
ke?
-
kekekekekekekekeke
WHY? WHY? WHHHHHHHHHYYY? [/robotnik]
-
BECAUSE! BECAUSE! BECAAAAAUUUUSE!
Who wants kidney pie?
-
Megaman X VII
Banaweegee?
-
NOOOO!
What is the full chemical name for Titin?
-
Totin.
If a toilet fell out of the sky, would it break?
-
depends, how large is the person sitting on it?
iff 1+1=fish then 2+2=?
-
Sweetie, don't be silly. Those are two completely different numbers.
42) True or False: Duty Calls for 162BPM is teh awesomest remix evar.
True
True
(circle one)
-
*circles "one"*
If a tree falls in the woods, and it falls on some poor sap, will that person make a sound?
-
Yes, and it will be like this: "Oww, my leg!"
How do you fish in a lake with no fish?
-
Ignorantly.
Did colors exist in the 1950s?
-
Yep. The world turned color sometime in the 1930s, but it was pretty grainy color for a while.
Can I see your license, please?
-
Well, what seems to be the officer, problem?
-
It's the Llama in your trunk.
Why did Electric bump so many old, lame topics?
-
Because no one else would have done it.
Should I start another topic about my new avatar?
-
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111??[wtd]!!!!!!!
how do i hax?
-
i dunnoz. (https://www.hackerdegree.com/inforequest/default.asp?gclid=COHqzIStw5QCFRIvxwodalNBFg)
-
Why was there no Question?
-
i dunnoz
What's the first thing you think of when I say "cute ninja"?
-
'What are you gay?' is what comes to mind.
Why should I obey Wario and destroy Mario?
-
Because Mario looked way too ticked off in Brawl.
Can I haz cheezburger?
-
Nao, but yuo can haz hamburgar.
Whats wrong with being important?
-
You don't work on region-locked consoles.
Scissors?
-
Rock.
Who did that?
-
It was him, waaay over there.
huh?
-
?huh
Please have a seat
-
No thank you. There's something icky in that seat. 8<
Why don't you want to mix blur with blur?
-
Because thats how Teletubbies are born.
What if Funky Kong got his own game?
-
God help us if that should happen.
Well, dost thou? Punk?
-
Ex-cuuuuuse ME. They call me "Miss Punk", thank you very much. :P
What the heck is a "hoo-doo"?!
-
Hoo-doo do Voo-doo.
What about Reflux and Andre?
-
Considering there's no such thing as Reflux the Giant, the point is moot.
Is it true??!!!?!?!??!
-
What, that I'm so totally awesome? Yes, it is true.
What's happening to the system?!!
-
You are.
What flavor chips am I eating?
-
Skwid.
Why is 4chan not funny? DO NOT SAY IT IS FUNNY IT IS NOT
-
Because 4chan's only source of humor is a picture of Weegee.
What is inside my toilet?
-
Water; it's already flushed.
Why can't a wooden table support a 1,000,000,000,000 pound elephant?
-
Because the elephant only weighs 999,999,999,999 pounds.
Why no pinch?
-
Because I have standards.
DID YOU ORDER THAT CODE RED??!!
-
No, it was that guy!
[insert question here]
-
[un-insert question over there]
Maybe leetle pinch?
-
Nawh!
Pssffht, you expect me to believe that?
-
Yes. Yes, I do.
Do you need a tickle~?
-
[Face that goes like one big eye, followed by a straight, thin, horizontal mouth, followed by a small eye]
Am I pimp, or am I pimp?
-
No. You're a pimple.
Why do all the fangirls love the Uchiha boy; we all know Orochimaru has dibs on him...?
-
[ERROR: ANSWER FAILED TO UPLOAD!]
What happened to you?!
-
BAD PEOPLE DID STUFF TO ME
WHAT STUFF?
-
SECRAT GOVRANMANT ECKSPRMANTS?
-
They were experiments involving a post count perpetually reading "0".
This is what it looks like!?
-
No, this is what it looks like.
USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST?
-
Yup, you fail.
Why is Dark Jak so angry?
-
Because it's usually light outside.
Why do people eat banana's?
-
I don't know about people in general, but it's safe to assume it's because they're an ape.
Why do all the well-written fan-fics have nasty pairings in them?
-
Because Master Chief and Samus Aran would make teh awesomast babys.
Wouldn't they?
-
Not as awesomast as the babys of Gadget from Rescue Rangers and David Gonterman's author avatar in a rabbit suit.
Need some brain bleach now?
-
What's a brain?
[Compound answer and question... oh yeah, I'm that good.]
-
Whatever it is, YOU DONT HAV ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amirite?
-
NO SERIOSLEE, WUTS A BRIAN?
-
Because Master Chief and Samus Aran would make teh awesomast babys.
No. Actually Samus Aran and ME, would make the awsomest babys. Just letting you know that.
Anyways why does compound W help planters warts?
-
Because Master Chief and Samus Aran would make teh awesomast babys.
Wouldn't they?
Me and Samus would.
-
My dear nensondois. It is very relivant that samus and me would make the best babys. It's simply because samus and my genes go best together. Now please, leave my woman alone.
-
No. Don't even go there.
Why must we bicker and argue about whose woman Samus is?
-
Oh Turtlekid1. We know your just jelous.
-
Why is this forum game on pause?
-
It's all Nintendo's fanservice-y fault!
Can I press play?
-
Only if I get Samus.
So, uh, howbout them Sox?
-
Dogbert in Socks!
Why iz teh princess in another castle?
-
Because those darn Koopas are a little more clever than one might like to think. (oh wait, I need a stupid answer..)
cuz princess loves to get around hur hur hur
Why are manatees sometimes confused with mermaids??
-
Because mermaids are often confused with manatees.
-
(Why have there been no Qusestions after each answer?)
[ANSWER GOES HERE]
Why are some people fail?
-
cuz apes r teh lemon smex, yes?
can i haz medication?
-
Please, for God's sake, take your medication.
Which came first, the stupid person or the stupid question?
-
Ha, nice try.
Sensei, how can I become the next Master of Unlocking?
-
Keyblade... Keyblade...
Why don't Sora haz no IQ's?
-
Because it's that time of the month.
Is I alive?
-
You might wanna see a docter for that.
Did I break the interwebz?
-
Not really, they've always been this bad...
Boxers or Briefs? :D
-
Depends on my mood.
What happens when you try to call someone on the Moon?
-
You get arrested by the secret police.
When will Mother 3 get an official release in the west?
-
When Super Mario 128 comes out.
Why is this air so dry?
-
Because I drink a lot of water.
If Chuck Norris fought himself, who would win?
-
Vince McMahon, for he would get the exclusive Pay-Per-View rights! :P
What do YOU want for Christmas?
-
To be a real boy.
More like Left 4 Bread, amirite?
-
Noyernott.
Who has blonder hair: Peach or Rosalina?
-
Bowser.
Why is it so cold?
-
You left the fridge open.
When will it rain peanuts?
-
When you cover the ground in chocolate.
What's the function key to make money?
-
Alt-F4.
I can haz heroin?
-
No, but we drink ritalin. (here's the food I want to eat)
What's the password to Nintendo's website? I want to make games come out sooner.
-
It's ********.
What makes you an eMale?
-
Offers from levitra and free viagra in your "In" box.
I'm going to noobly ask something Mario related: In the dimension Bowser keeps his kids in, what does it look like?
-
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkirby.classicgaming.gamespy.com%2Fgames%2Fsmashbros%2Fimages%2Fpokeball.gif&hash=e21750557cbca7fcb721b3969584d30f)
What is a man? A miserable pile of Cheetos?
-
I'm pretty sure those are Sunchips.
Who ya' gonna call?!
-
Your mum.
Why your mum?
-
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.google.com%2Furl%3Fq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fstormcloudi.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F06%2Fbecause_i_said_so.jpg%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNFNu4lJZPQ3r8KNlmUPsn6Fdb5I8g&hash=398ca67008fd487a61c6da15a7cd8c12)
If a tree falls in the woods, who will it fall on and kill?
-
Your mum, I guess?
-
You didn't guess.
What is love?
-
Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No more.
Soooo....how 'bout them...sports teams?
-
What sports teams? (Question and Answer)
-
What, sports teams?
-
Should I know the answer to your question?
-
Yes, because I said so.
Why can't you grasp the true form of Giygas's attack!?
-
Because ITZATRAP!
Why won't Nintendo make an english version of Mother 3?! >_>
-
Why bother?
Can I be the guy?
-
Yeah sure, if you can take 7000 spikes to the face.
If toast is heated up bread, what do you get if you freeze bread?
-
Froast.
OMG, is that Masher101, who has not been here in approximately 192 years?
-
What?! WHERE?!
Early to bed gets the worm... Or is it the bagel? O_o
-
Neither, I'm afraid.
Why is it over 9000?
-
Ask someone else
When will I get rich?
-
In OVER NINE THOUUUUSSSAAAAANNNDDD *shatter* years.
Lolwut?
-
Ok...
How am I?
-
Over there.
Do not food in the?
-
I'll try not to.
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham? :D?
-
Yes I do, I admit it. Now get away from me, Sam You Are.
Why is it such a big deal when it snows in California?
-
Because snow is the energy source of Californians.
Who's in the kitchen with Dyna?
-
Blade and Mite.
Why is there no black lightsaber crystal in The Force Unleashed for the Wii?
-
Because it would be racist.
Why can't you dismember the enemies in The Force Unleashed for the Wii?
-
Because the auto-targeting always goes for the droids.
How many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
-
None, because they're worthless.
What is the exact value of π?
-
Sputnick is the value of pie.
Can Tetris blocks really kill you?
-
Only if you insult their mothers.
Srsly? Mongols are worthless?
-
Ya.
Why would you do something like that?!
-
I get paid money.
If I stop breathing for 65 minutes, can I have hax?
-
Only if I can haz dc804burger.
Everybody lies, yes?
-
Perhaps, if we are talking about humans.
Why would they pop a bag of popcorn?
-
The real question is, "Would they bag a pop of cornpop?"
Well, would they?
-
They would not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not pop a bag of popcorn.
I'm getting banned for that, aren't I?
-
[You have been banned. Reason:
flooding a mod got bored.]
Would this happen?
-
It would not not not not no- *banned*
Wanna go kick some puppies?
-
I would, but
uh
what where we talking about again
-
Marrows.
How big is your marrow?
-
Wait, Wha?
-
Wait, Wha?
whawhawah ahoahoaho...the...?
-
Uhhh.....welll...
er
uuuh
uh
uh
eh, I....uh....
oh crap
crap, um.....
Yes?
-
Correct.
Why don't sandals do the polka?
-
For the same reason loafers don't do the waltz.
Why be you when you can be new?
-
Because I would rather be a Mew.
Why are ships coming out of the base?
-
Why do pencils jump like they're monkeys?
-
Because they are monkey pencils.
Jeez Laweez! What is that?
-
Its Waluigi's mom! RUN!!!
Geez, can anyone take care of it?
-
Divide by zero.
What is the square root of -7?
-
12 Feet
Can your stomach digest itself?
-
It can. But the reason it doesn't is because your stomach gets a new lining every three days to keep that from happening.
What is 5 divided by 0?
-
A new lining of mucus.
0
What's a centipede?
-
How do you count the inside of upside-down?
-
FOR REAL.
When is your mom?
-
FOR REAL.
True.
-
Footish
Where can I food the paint?
-
Can rubber bands rub against the law?
-
Why of course they can, Flo.
Where is my monkey's uncle?
-
Hiding behind the Great Wall of China.
When will someone make a decent DK platformer for the Wii?
-
When hell freezes over.
Why do cats always land on all fours?
-
It's just they play Hopscotch.
When will that queen do something?
-
Oh, she's doing something alright. "They're going to lose their heads! For painting the roses red! It serves them right,
they planted white, but roses should be red! Oh, they're going to lose their heads..."
Personally, do you prefer the air?
-
Water is better.
Would you want some California raisins?
-
No Californian raisins are for Californians.
Why don't Mario and Luigi wear something other then overalls?
-
Because the only other clothes they have are frilly dresses. Pink, frilly dresses.
Why is Waluigi a heavyweight in MK Wii, despite being thin as a beanpole?
-
His hand weighs 300 pounds. And he's got bricks in his pocket.
How can we help?
-
Yes, by feeding him marshmallows.
What's green and red going 300 mph?
-
Mario and Luigi glued together with their pants on fire.
Why do Mario and Luigi wear M and L on their caps? Doesn't everyone know who they are?
-
No. Not everyone does. Also, it looks hawt.
Glorb?
-
Glorb Glorb.
Who's harder than Chuck Norris?
-
John Hancock
What will happen if you leave speakers running at very low volume for 10 years straight?
-
The Houses of Parliament.
Are striped ties more powerful?
-
Just office ties.
Would you drink something with ground up fish bladder in it if it were healthy?
-
Uh, nah.
how do i shot web?
-
Become a spider.
Why does Bowser chanhe from green to yellow over the series?
-
He was walking along one day, when a can of yellow paint dropped on him from above...
Can I haz a cheezeburger plz?
-
No, you can't have a chezeburger but you can have a cheese burger.
Why is Peach called Princess Toadstool? If you think about the name it's pretty gross.
-
Lots of people have gross surnames.
Why don't you go jump off a bridge?
-
I'll go, it's a two inch jump.
Why is Pac-Man the only person with the name Pac-Man? There's many other Pac-People who are male.
-
His name is Paccy, and he is a Pac-Man.
Who's in the kitchen with Dyna, strummin' on the old banjo?
-
His name is Paccy, and he is a Pac-Man.
Who's in the kitchen with Dyna, strummin' on the old banjo?
Paccy is what Ms. Pac-Man calls him.
Dyna #2
Why is Toad's name Toad if there's hundreds of other toads in the Mushroom Kingdom?
-
Why does the cat like green eggs and ham?
Because Toad is not smart enough to make millions of names.
-
That's not how the thread works, Nenson. Pay attention.
Paccy is what Ms. Pac-Man calls him.
Dyna #2
Why is Toad's name Toad if there's hundreds of other toads in the Mushroom Kingdom?
They're called Mushroom People.
Will the cows ever come home?
-
Someday, the cows will come.
2747065292.85739201677503772?
-
I'm sorry sir, I only speak english.
If I lived in the mushroom kingdom, would Bowser still kidnap Peach?
-
Yes it's his hobby.
If Bowser stopped kidnapping Peach what would happen?
-
Waluigi would kidnap her.
Why are ships coming out of the base?
-
Because ships come out of the base.
What would happen if Wario went on a diet?
-
He'd get skinny and have all the ladies.
Why are ships coming out of the base? The person who actually provides the correct answer will win a virtual dollar.
-
A bomb has been planted in the base.
Why are we here?
-
Because we clicked on the topic saying "Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer"
Why have I been spelling "Qusestion" wrong all these years?
-
Because that's life.
Who wants a trip to Barad-dûr?
-
Is it round-trip? (answer and question)
-
Only if you use a protractor.
When will that curse be lifted from those shoulders?
-
WHEN THIS TOPIC IS REVIVED FROM IT'S 1 MONTH HIATUS.
who Touched MY NUCLEAR TOASTER!?
-
George W Bush, hoping he could use it to blow up Iran.
When is it time to start bombing dodongos?
-
After Dinner.
Who wants some cake?
-
Whoever doesn't want pie.
Who can haz pie?
-
Everyone but you and Weird Al Yankovic.
What's for dinner?
-
An octorok!
What if something happens to you?
-
My clone takes over! MWUHAHAHAHA!
Why do politicians spout so much rubbish?
-
Because when one contemplates the validity of toast plus fish while one is currently making a big speech,
one tends to damage their brain in the process, leading to unnecessarily in-depth descriptions of otherwise
simple answers.
Does anyone really care about what I just said?
-
George Bush most certainly doesn't.
Did anyone else here actually get the above reference? Or care?
-
No and no!
What is a blooper?
-
A blue Ooper.
When can I stop worrying about the economy?
-
YES. THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS YES.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Do ya think I'm sexy?
-
YES. THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS YES.
Why don't you have any salad in your diet?
-
...Because the merciless plight of vegetables worldwide must cease. The next pickle you pluck from a pickle tree shall be over my dead body.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you mend a broken heart?
-
Duct Tape.
Where did the muffin man move after he entered witness protection?
-
To the Muffin Mountains, so he wouldn't be recognized.
What's more bizarre than bizarre?
-
Bizarro no am #1.
Where can I get a good cup of coffee?
-
At that "Good Cup of Coffee" store down the street.
What is the doogooron?
-
it is a dog oroon
what is a pink coin?
-
A white coin that has been put in the wash with a red coin.
Why is Slippy Toad so incompetant?
-
because he is
am i a bot?
-
You either are, or you're putting on an elaborate show.
Eekum Bokum?
-
wiikum remokkemote
(i am a hambulance)
-
Only on Tuesdays.
What is the difference between an orange?
-
7
what is the internet
-
God's Porn stash.
How dead am I for the above answer?
-
thou shall make yoshi DIE!!!! (just kidding)
(kills yoshi)
-
OK, only one of Steven9wii's posts has made any sense at all...
-
reply #000 what us pi (e)?
-
Errrm....I'm going to go for Chuck Norris.
What colour does a Smurf turn when you strangle it?
-
More blue.
Does Stephen9wii's bot-like demeanor unnerve anybody else here?
-
whats a demeneurre!!!
(san faena namibia)
-
Does Stephen9wii's bot-like demeanor unnerve anybody else here?
No, because he's not a bot. He's a troll.
-
call 1-800-pinkTAXI
-
No.
What put the "ape" in apricot?
-
The very same man who put the "laughter" in "manslaughter": Chuck Norris.
Who let the dogs out?
-
I did.
What will the mods do about Stephen9wii?
-
dont know.
why do you want me banned?
2
-
I don't want you banned at all. You're hilarious.
Kill it with fire? Or rocks?
-
excellent.
i wish to add your e-mail on my wii. so we can chat outside of here!
pretty please. i use gmail and wii
-
No.
Incidentally, how do you register Wii Friends? (Valid for stupid question even, as I've owned a Wii for nearly a year nd still don't know)
-
You pour blood in your Wii then sit on it while it is plugged in.
Who jumps up and down at really high speeds while intoxicated?
-
My uncle Roy.
Is Steven9Wii trying too hard?
-
Indubitably.
Why?
-
Why not.
Is Glorb actually a liar and a theif?
-
no
ban me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2
-
What's the point of GBS PLAY 1.04U?
-
2
what is a wii
-
Your girlfriend/lover.
Yes or no?
-
no
what is an e-mail?
-
Your girlfriend/lover.
Robotnik or Eggman? Careful, your answer could decide the fate of the universe.
-
bowser
wagon or fablesfabriqueboasvacancesfriendfriendfriend
-
Wagon.
To be or not to be?
-
Not.
Where'd my candy bar go?
-
It got in mah belly.
What does the scouter say about Steven9wii's power level?
-
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!
What makes a duck?
-
The size of its bill.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When you was a little bitty baby, did your mama rock you in the cradle, in them old cotton fields back home?
-
9w (ii)
wii or wii
-
The first one...
Why do I like ending sentences with "..."?
-
........
WHY DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE THE VALIDITY OF INTERNET MEMES!?
-
Because internet memes are WRONG! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgvlaIC8YIY)
Why are you here, soldier?
-
I'm here to make this land safe!
WHY ARE YOU HERE, SOLDIER?
-
TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!
How does the rest go?
-
No.
Why is my cake talking to me?
-
It's the ghost of your cakes past.
How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
Also,
I'm here to make this land safe!
WHY ARE YOU HERE, SOLDIER?
"I'm here because I'm bored!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs), I assume was what you were looking for. Wow, how many references to Youtube/comics/movies have I posted in the last two pages?
-
You dirty Calvinist!
Do u liek torchicz?
-
Only between two slices of bread.
Why can't I think of a question?
-
It's punishment for murdering that Torchic.
What is the current stardate?
-
About 4:13 PM, Eastern Standard Time.
Do you prefer your Torchic eggs poached or scrambled?
-
Fried, please!
Can I have a glass of MooMoo milk with that?
-
No. Lon Lon, perhaps.
Why does Nintendo enjoy repeated words? (Money Money, Cheep Cheep, Lon Lon, Dire Dire... )
-
Because it's better the Lon, or Dire, or Cheep.
Why do video game charecters never age?
-
I can't speak for all the game characters, but Rosalina found a way to divide by zero.
Did anyone else get the obscure reference?
-
DOES...NOT...COMPUTE! *head explodes*
If Peach is only a princess, who's the king/queen of the mushroom kingdom?
-
I AM
Anyone else notice General Chat taking a nosedive into 4chanville?
-
What's 4chan? (question and answer)
-
Picture debates.
What makes a Kickback?
-
Attempting a punchforward.
Cubicles?
-
Squares for everyone.
Do you have an unhealty obsession with a certain animated high school girl?
-
Um...can't say that I do.
But do I?
-
You do.
How do I know that he does?
-
Because he's probably drunk.
If I eat some toe fungus, will I become Super Turtlekid1?
-
No, but you now have the ability to glow in the dark, instead.
What would happen if all guns were laser guns?
-
Then the SHOOP DA WHOOP meme would be much more popular.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
-
It depends on whether the universe would explode if Chuck Norris met that meme.
What is the proper way to eat a chocolate cornet?
-
Start from the bottom and then work your way up.
Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Captain Falcon?
-
They fuse together into one being upon contact. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQz6vBv3JIM)
Mario, It that really you?
-
No, I'm Luigi, pretending to be Mario.
When will there be something in the music charts that I actually like?
-
I have a little assassination job that would be just perfect for you...
Oatmeal?
-
OATMEAL!?
What's the deal?
-
Buy 1 pack of 6 loo rolls, get one pack free!
Who is the target of that assasaination job Turtlekid 1 was talking about?
-
Aah, mayb- *shot*
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring?
-
Banan-*shot*
Dost thine saucy frog speakest the truth?
-
Only on Tuesdays, when the moon is waxing.
When will David Caruso start taking acting lessons?
-
When Sprunt is invented.
When will Seinfeld finally have a movie?
-
I want my Metroid movie first.
Who should play the part of Mother Brain?
-
Gilbert Godfrey.
Who would want to watch it now?
-
Uwe Boll (so he can take notes).
Why doesn't Ike have any sympathy for the other smash bros characters?
-
Because he only fights for his friends.
When will Mario and Luigi RPG 3 have an official release date?
-
When Earthbound appears on the Wii's Virtual Console.
When will that be?
-
When it appears
When will the old Fire Emblem games appear on the Virtual Console?
-
When President Obama decrees it.
Why am I wearing a blue T-shirt?
-
Because you feel like it
When will Luigi star in a new game?
-
When Nintendo decides to make a new game starring him
Why do Yoshis come in different colors?
-
Because Yoshis need to come in differant colors for no reason
When will my Fire Emblem 4 ROM fix it's glitches?
-
At the exact moment Nintendo inexplicably purges all ROMs from existence.
Why not rename NSMBW something more original?
-
Because that would be the sensible thing to do.
What colour T-shirt am I wearing today?
-
One of the colors that black pigment is composed of
What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
-
42!
What is the opposite of opposite?
-
Nopposite.
Mr. Brown can moo. Can you?
-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Please sir, can I have some more?
-
I'm sorry, but no.
What happened to the stairs?
-
I took them away.
What happened to the door?
-
THAT WAS A DOOR?
I ATE IT! WHAT DO I DO!?
-
calm the f*** down, and induce vomiting.
did I just go twice?
-
yes i did
am i starting a chain?
-
You'd better not be.
Where is Dilbert's dad?
-
kirby ate him
Do u like cheezits?
-
Yes i do
why am I doing this?
-
for the lulz
am i going to stop now?
-
yes
will you pass the milk?
-
Only if you don't drink it four times in a row.
What is a poltergeist?
-
The mod of Geist which replaces all the human characters with poultry.
Why does my brother always save Zelda at the beginning of Brawl's SSE?
-
She is much hotter than Peach.
Join or die?
-
Doin!!!
What's the funniest thing I can think of right now?
-
"Doin!!!"
Where's the fire?
-
In your pants
Why is this so fun?
-
Fun? I thought it was required reading.
Naruto or Sasuke?
-
Narsuke!!!
Is my fly unzipped?!
-
Well...
WHat can I do now? I'm bored
-
Go back and edit your post for capitalization errors.
IS THIS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL?
-
fix ur grammer and ill tell ya
fat ben made poop?
-
First explain your question
Why is posting here addictive?
-
Because you're smoking weed while doing it?
Compound answer and question.
-
It is entirely possible...
But why would I be smoking weed?
-
Because you're out of your other drugs.
How much did they cost?
-
OVER $9000!!!!
How dead is that meme?
-
Still kicking!
Are any memes truly dead?
-
Hmmm... Hard to say. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
-
Yes.
Are you a hambulance?
-
No, but Oprah Winfrey is.
Why is Doc Louis obsessed with chocolate?
-
Because chocolate triggers endorphins that gives one the feeling of being in love?
$%@*&?
-
Whatever you say, Q*bert.
Is a gun that fires swords more or less feasible than a sword that fires guns?
-
More so, swords don't have holes to fire the guns out of.
Speaking of guns, would it be a good idea to have a gun that shoots poison and tigers?
-
No. It must shoot POISONOUS TIGERS.
Guns kill people!?
-
Guns don't kill people, PHYSICS KILLS PEOPLE!
Peepee?
-
No thank you, I just went.
Why does the UK have such terrible weather?
-
It's Bush's fault.
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
-
MYTHBUSTERS!
Can you feel the love tonight?
-
no.
Why did that man go into a library?
-
To do some light intellectual reading.
Is that a good idea?
-
Not really.
Any reason why that thing is on fire?
-
Yeah, you tossed a lit match at it.
When will they release another game that stars Luigi?
-
Yes, 24 hours before the world ends.
DID YOU MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI?
-
No, I made LOTSA LASAGNA.
Wut?
-
Que?
-
iQue!
Can you Fine Young Cannibals?
-
Yes, and eat them, too.
Q: Are We Not Men?
-
A: We are BUMP.
Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?
-
...o_0
Are you sure you would like to continue?
-
Oh yeah.
What is the sound of one hand fclapping?
-
There is n- I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
You want fries with that?
-
Yes, please.
If you had to be ingested by any animal (complete with shrinking) which animal would you pick?
-
A crocodile.
Why?
-
Because of BEANS
What do BEANS have to do with this?
-
Everything and anything.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
-
Only if your hovercraft is filled with eels.
What is your favourite type of parrot?
-
Grilled.
Why don't some people believe in Santa?
-
Because everyone knows Santa is a ripoff of The King of Town's physique!
Red! Bearded! Mustached! Fat! It's obvious!
Why aren't we asking qusestions instead of questions!?
Look at the topic title!
Actually, what are qusestions?
-
Quests in where the goal is to ask questions.
Why do I eat planes for breakfast?
-
Because you're out of helicopters.
Who took all the helicopters?
-
Obama!
How deep is your love?
-
What is love? Lady, don't hurt me.
Why does the Sun really shine?
-
Cuz it's a giant heat lamp.
Would you like a Brick?
-
Only if it came with cheese.
Can I play Time Twist?
-
Left foot red.
How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
-
A horde of boards.
How do you feel about homosexual polygamy?
-
I think... I feel good about it.
How is it I'm just now noticing the typo in the thread title?
-
Because you were blind but now you see
What is amazing grace about anyways?
-
I'd answer, but this thread would get moved into NatDT faster than a kid runs from the table when he sees brussels sprouts on his plate.
What are chips made of?
-
Damage.
Why are green helicopters manlier than helicopters of other colors?
-
Granite.
Why is sandpaper made out of diamond dust instead of sand?
-
Because desert and beach dwellers wouldn't let us have any of their sand.
So friends are people that have ice cream together?
-
No. My friends cannot have any of my ice cream.
ARE YOU GREAT?
-
Tomato paste.
Will mayonnaise and mustard ever be sold together?
-
not while im alive!
what is the meaning of life?
-
Antelope and canteloupe rhyme.
What's your favorite number of the alphabet?
-
Batman symbol.
Can you please crawl out your window?
-
thats not a question
why dont bald people have hair?
-
Because they only use Rogaine on their pelvic regions.
Would you, would you, with a goat?
-
sure.
what time?
-
It was, like, 12:07 and 53 seconds
-
Oh, and what day was it
-
what, with the goat?
why is there no time travel?
-
Cause if you did, lemons would fall from the sky in a 5th dimension
What is tangy?
-
A green orange
What is 17 without 24.8
-
Electric lights.
When will it actually rain rancid milk?
-
check the weather.
who is mario's great great grandfather?
-
Nekketsu Day-O.
Why do Asians look funny when they eat a citrus fruit?
-
go ask one.
where was donkey kong born?
-
Shrink Stomp.
Where will King Koopa attack next?
-
Denver, Colorado.
Who invented the corset?
-
That would be the French.
Parley?
-
YK looks like Daffy Duck.
Should I spend 400 dollars on a complete set of cards?
-
Only if you have spending money in spades, you joker.
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
-
Im getting a little nervous around you...
what the heck is antidisestablishmentarianism?
-
A political position that originated in nineteenth-century Britain in opposition to proposals for the disestablishment of the Church of England, that is, to remove the Anglican Church's status as the state church of England, Ireland and Wales. Before you ask, it makes more sense than calling it just "Establishmentarianism", because it was already established at the time.
Why are there holes in it?
-
Because they wanted to know how many holes it took to fill the Albert Hall.
Would you love to turn me on?
-
Only if you glow in the dark.
Are you sorry?
-
As long as you give me a time out.
How will you go through with it?
-
Until time runs out.
When will my candycorn be reprinted?
-
When the world ends.
Why did Obama take my helicopters?
-
He already stole your bike, so... yeah.
Does you chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
-
Only in Holland, Panama, and some regions of Indiana.
So, airplane food, what's up with that?
-
Heheh... I see what you did there.
Wait, am I going blind?
-
As long as you don't eat your bread.
Why doesn't my house have toenails?
-
Because you're adopted.
Have I told you lately that I love you?
-
As long as the record spins.
Why do birds chirp?
-
Because fish can die.
Do you think animals have dreams?
-
Because bicycle pedals and kidneys don't make noise.
What's the worst gimmick?
-
Your faces face
Whos face?
-
The greatest in Koridai!
Is there nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like?
-
Yes, having your private parts touched by a stranger.
Have you ever seen the rain?
-
No, but I've seen the chocolate rain.
Have you ever gotten as far to realize that you'd even consider?
-
Almost
What?
-
You're welcome.
Who'll stop the rain?
-
Dora the Explorer
Where did my appendix go?
-
Right before the index and after the last chapter.
My name is... What?
-
MIKE JONES
How awesome is this? (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6204.msg564643#msg564643)
-
Ippy-bippy can't get this spot out of my ippy-wippy!
When one door closes, does one other open?
-
Only if they're tied together by a very taut, strong string.
If a tree falls in the forest...
-
... it doesn't make a sound if no one hears it.
Can Rainbows fart?
-
Well, where do you think Skittles come from?
Don't you just hate it when an answer is actually another question?
-
Should I?
-
why not?
Does god close a window and open a door
-
No, he opens a window to air out the smell of skittles.
What does space smell like?
-
Check for yourself!
Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now, before we go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever?
-
No.
Why do Skittles come from rainbow butts?
-
Because otherwise you wouldn't be able to -TASTE THE COLOR!- Woah, who was that? Anyway...
Why was I banned in '06?
-
Because you officially won the dumbest poster of 2006 award!
WOOHOO?
-
?OOHOOW
Who Frisbee-d me in the face?
-
I did. And I'll do it again.
So, who was the walrus, anyway?
-
Here's another clue for you all: The walrus was Paul.
How can people be so heartless? How can people be so cruel?
-
Ask my grandma.
How come turtles are so slow?
-
Because they're homeschooled.
Approach your target and attack! Your mission starts now! Are you ready?!
-
No.
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE READY, HUH?
WHAT ABOUT MY feelings?
...):
-
FEELINGS ARE FOR PANSIES
Where did our love go?
-
It was never there to begin with.
What is the square root of -(1+1+1+1+1+1...)?
-
645 x 3452234324 -1265 + 8396 ÷ the square root of -(1+1+1+1+1+1).
why was Question misspelled as "Qusestion"?
-
Because Dr. Mario was off his medication that day.
What's up with Ludwig's laugh in the cartoons?
-
It's a medical condition. Shame on you for mocking him, you insensitive filth.
Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of being a king... and then became one?
-
Yeah, I hear he's being sent over a waterfall along with a llama who thinks he's an emperor.
What's the meaning of 42?
-
it gives a home to 6 x 7!
now, who among you scamps wants porridge?
-
None of us do.
Where is this scamp, you speak of? *cue a user named "scamp* registering*
-
I hear berries do!
What is 29c5?
-
29 C 5 = (29*28*27*26*25)/(5*4*3*2*1) = OVER 9000!!!
Am I blue?
-
no, you are jdaster64.
what is that thing in the bushes?
-
Lice.
Where have all the flowers gone?
-
To Flower Field.
Why can't Donkey Kong sing?
-
He was punched in the throat as a teenager. Sad story, really. His lifelong musical ambitions, chrushed...
Will you still love me tomorrow?
-
Only if tomorrow never comes.
Broccoli or the Beholder?
-
Maybe, depends on my mood.
Do you put your own socks on?
-
YES, THANKS FOR ASKING
Why do fools fall in love? Already asked.
Does anybody really know what time it is?
-
ADVENTURE TIME! :D
FRAN-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TOCK
What did you just learn?
-
That Fran Drescher's laugh sounds like a clock according to coolkid.
Stupid is as... what?
-
What up the butt.
Why is St. Anger bad? (I kind of liked it.)
-
Because I haven't seen it.
Why don't we do it in the road?
-
Because I'm straight and there is a 6 year age difference, and I don't know what IT is.
Only if tomorrow never comes.
I guess tomorrow is hopefully- *adjusts sunglasses* the day that never comes.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Was that a really bad Metallica reference?
-
Because I'm straight and there is a 6 year age difference, and I don't know what IT is.
I guess tomorrow is- *adjusts sunglasses* the day that never comes.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Was that a really bad Metallica reference?
Not so much as a bad CSI imitation.
DRIVING or DRAGONS?
-
DRIVER'S ED with DRAGONS!
Who is this Ed person that every drive seems to possess?
-
DRIVER'S ED'ED DEAD!
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hrwiki.org%2Fw%2Fimages%2F0%2F04%2FDrivers_Eded.png&hash=5c1c86ebcdb1092b533a5ff4cf50d4ad)
Did that seriously count as a valid answer?
-
It's fine by me.
Is she really going out with him?
-
Meh.
Where have you been, my blue-eyed son? Oh, where have you been, my darling young one?
-
At the night club.
Why does Bowser change sizes in between games?
-
Because he isn't faithful to his diet.
Can anyone ask a stupid question like Gaston?
-
Nobody but me.
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two?
-
Craaazy old Maurice.
More beer?
-
Jush one more pint...
Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin? Can you tell me where he's gone?
-
Martinique.
What goes good with more beer?
-
What's the point? Nothing helps!
What is the most dangerous pastime?
-
Running around and doing whatever you feel like doing.
How does Mario never get tired of jumping?
-
Super Mushrooms are caffeinated.
Are you even listening to me?
-
I could've sworn that someone just said something.
...Must've been the wind.
Do you hear what I hear?
-
Said the night wind to the little lamb.
Did he REALLY do that?
-
No way.
Where do you go to, my lovely?
-
Wherever I [darn] well please.
Are you white and nerdy?
-
Too white and nerdy.
Is this a valid qu(s)estion?
-
Only on Wednesdays
What is 28,865,439,272,035+43,692,758+416,453,221,019,182,635,457,585,403,276,152,537,485,060,685,453,323,354,758
-
69, lol.
Do you feel like we do?
-
no u lol
!OOHOOW
-
YEEAAAAHH
Want some whiskey in your water, sugar in your tea? What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me?
-
Meh.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE?
-
Meh.
Do you want to know a secret?
-
As long as you KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM EVERYONE.
Did he REALLY cornobble you?
-
Indeed.
Does anyone actually know how it feels to be cornobbled?
[BTW, I was afraid this was going to accidentally be triple-posted, but come to think of it, it makes sense if repeated]
-
My uncle cornobbled me when I was but a child. The memory of my youth has been irrepairably tainted because of it.
What is Rao fighting for?
-
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
WAR! what's it good for?
-
Stopping baby Hitler from eliminating the Juice.
Who writes this crap?
-
M. Night Shamalmalamalamalamalmalma, seriosly, do you see What he's doing to Avatar LAB?
Do You?
-
I do, I do, I do, I do.
How could Turtlekid possibly support homosexual polygamy? (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6204.msg564644#msg564644)
-
By listening to you.
Do you think that was too mean?
-
Your existence proves that you're too mean.
Does that joke make any sense?
-
No.
Why does deezer hate me?
Oh, wait...
-
Because Stone Cold said so.
Why did the Pikachu cross the bridge?
-
To get to the punchline.
Where is Dezzer?
-
I told you, man. Chained out in the shed playing videogames with his BFF Shaun. It's like you don't know Dezzer anymore. (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/folgrimeo/dezzer.jpg)
I just saw a picture of what's essentially a dingo version of Daisy Duke. What's wrong with me?
-
You've been diagnosed with Spontaneous Male Breast Cancer, that's what.
****in' magnets, how do they work?
-
*beow beow beeooooooow-ow* SCIENCE!
When is a raven like a writing desk?
-
I haven't the slightest idea.
Does it make sense?
-
Only if it works at the mint.
How does a bumblebee fly?
-
With maaaaagic.
Have you heard?
The word?
About the bird?
-
I probably don't want to know.
Why would a water spirit need an umbrella?
-
Answer 1: Acid Precepitation is a seriouss pollutant!
Answer 2: Keep the hero dry.
Answer 3: rain dropz represent yo
Why does cannons?
-
Because things go boom.
Why are threads dying?
-
Because humans are lazy.
Why is humans lazy?
-
Me no know.
How is babby formed?
-
Babby no formed. Babby made in factry n caries off by stowk.
Why a stowk?
-
Because the stork got confused for stark and is now flying around in a Iron Man suit.
Why did my friend make me play Star Fox Adventure A.K.A. FOX WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?
-
Because your friend wants you to join the furry clan. Plus, it's actually not half bad, as long as you don't let the completely superfluous use of the Star Fox brand taint it.
Why is a dingo gnawing on my eye?
-
Eyes are a supreme deli product.
What killed out the giant dragonflies?
-
Mickey, Donald Duck, Goofy and the Giant when they cut down that giant beanstalk.
I have a lump on the top leftish of my head. Do I have cancer?
-
Yep. You're going to die within three weeks.
Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside?
-
Nothing but GIANT MONKEYS! and your wife is leading them.
Why was the super guide invented?
-
To answer questions.
If one were to rip a hole in the fabric of reality, what would be the result?
-
A hole through which you could see God's underwear.
What?
-
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi23.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb396%2Ffolgrimeo%2Fwaitwhat.png&hash=94fe4d364e145ba6203aa012a71908ff)
Sayn lay narn, Marli?
-
NO HABLA ESPAÑOL
What's that comic Penguinwizard posted, and where can I read it?
-
Even though I know the answers to your question, it wasn't a stupid question, so I'm not going to answer it.
Have you never been mellow? Have you never triiiiiiiiied to find a comfort from insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide you?
-
lolwut? I r 2 hypah 4 mallo.
If I said a legit question idioticly, would it be stupid?
-
Yeah. ...No. ...no-yeah-okay.
What's that comic Penguinwizard posted, and where can I read it?
Ozy and Millie (http://www.ozyandmillie.org/). Here's the archive section (http://www.ozyandmillie.org/archives.html), and here's the first comic (http://www.ozyandmillie.org/d/19980429.html). It lasted for over 10 years and racked up over 2,000 comics. The characters underwent a visual redesign in May 2000 and the artstyle slowly evolved from there on out. The comic has been compared to Calvin and Hobbes, for what that's worth.
How do you do your Dunk-a-roos?
-
Furries existed in 1998? [darn].
-
Dunk-A-Roos? Seen 'em, but I prefer the cheese and crackers.
Do ya like waffles?
-
Not as much as Donkey does. I've seen him talking to waffles by candlelight. It's starting to creep me out.
Furries were around longer than that. Sonic SatAM was in 1993. Tiny Toon Adventures was in 1990. The Redwall novels started in 1986. And if you count Ranger Rick, a nature magazine whose mascot was a raccoon and he went on adventures with other animal pals, it started back in 1967.
How many Easter Island statues does it take to make baby Thumper cry?
(if you call Bambi "furry" for some ridiculous reason, then we'd say as early as 1942. Flower was cute, what can I say. And yes I know he's a guy... ok, shutting up now)
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Depends whether you want tears or an animesque river.
(Over 2000 comics? Talk about your archive binge.)
How long is this going to go on?
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Until The Pointless Thread comes to an end. It's also the thread that can hold any other thread. If people stop thinking of pointless things to post, then this and the whole forumverse will end too.
(Over 2000 comics? Talk about your archive binge.)
Yep. The good news is, it doesn't look like it's going to go anywhere anytime soon, so you have all the time you need to catch up. Even though when having the entire collection saved to hard drive it takes up 110MB.
Why Yoshi and Birdo?
EDIT: Fix'd. Just say "yes" to TurtleKid's response.
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Because it's a foolproof strategy! If Birdo is female, you have a nice wholesome couple; if Birdo is male, the yaoi fan
zombiesgirls will be statisfied.
Is penguinwizard having trouble with his "]" key?
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]]]]]]]]] nope his keyboard is working just fine, now to get out of here before he calls the police.
Which door should I take?
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Look into your heart, and you will find the way.
Why is there no black light?
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I take it you've never been to one of the Spencers gift shops (seriously. They have stuff in there I was shocked to see in a mall... which was awesome).
Why is Heart such a lame power?
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Because love is for the weak.
CHOCOLATE?!
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NO!! VANILLA IS BEST!
Why is the story in Super Mario Galaxy 2 really lame? seriosly, I know story isn't the best thing there is in a mario story, but it's the EXACT SAME STORY! just with very tiny tweeks, I just rambled sorry, so why is that?
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Because Miyamoto has no attention span and expects everyone else to be the same as h--
Oooh, what's that shiny thing?
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A bump.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.forkparty.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F03%2Fbump-head-injury.jpg&hash=e2a55acad1511e17e6f0a884cb84465b)
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
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Going to do what I needed to do, I see the present in eye, but in the other eye see the past and am constantly reminded of it. I'm now going to put it to rest..... maybe myself too.
IS THAT O.K.? :D
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As a matter of fact, it isn't!
Are you on the list?
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No, I've been a naughty boy this year.
Hey Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christ-
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MY PARENTS ARE...AT THE STORE SO I DON'T KNOW YET!!! *backhands Robin*
What may I ask are you doing in my bathtub?
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Flashing my-
Why censor?
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Because nobody wants to see that shuff, yo.
Why can't I find Gilligan's Planet when I search the skies in Stellarium?
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This almost feels like the 'true' pointless topic, or a derivative of it at best.
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*ding* What is this thread?
Why is nenson trying to milk a bullet?
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To get to the other side.
Sonic colors, yes or no?
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Definitely, greyscale would only make the Mickey Mouse-esque anatomy ever so much more apparent.
Smash Bros. at 2:00 a.m. - hazardous to your health and/or G.P.A?
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Yes. Very yes.
Here's another stupid qusestion: who's the real slim shady?
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Earthworm Slim.
What is a noggin?
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You are.
Are there snails on the menu?
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Non, monsieur.
Is there anybody going to isten to my story, all about the girl who came to stay?
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Goin-rew-unne-can-hear-ou
Wait how do I loose a signal in text
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By untightening it.
Are birds free from the chains of the skyway?
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Which seat can I take?
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That one.
Has you sometime play football?
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It's called soccer you idiot.
What's the difference between a penguin?
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One of them doesn't.
Have you ever really loved a woman?
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No, but I never loved a man the way I love you.
Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?
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I have a cold.
What's for dinner?
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNACHOS.
What will you do with the one billion space credits in prize money
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Buy a ShamWow.
Are you a taco?
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Yes! (http://warp.falsificare.com/assortedcomicimages/tacos.jpg)
ARE YOU GREAT?
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Maybe.
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For how much?
Why am I typing this?
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Because you wanted a stupid answer.
Did Mario shoot fireballs out of his mouth or hands in SMB?
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Neither, he shot them out of his mustache
ARE YOU READY?
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Aye, aye, captain!
do you like it when the cows go moo in their abrasive rapist voices?
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Only when they are tipped.
What can travel faster than the speed of a Frog Coin?
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Somari the Hedgeplumber.
What's wrong with this picture?
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WHY DOES THE CHEF HAVE NO PANTS
Is this real life?
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Is this just fantasy?
WHY AM I CAUGHT IN A LAND SLIDE?
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Because there is no escape from reality. Duh-doy.
Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?
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Nobody here but us tacos.
U.N. Owen was her?
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Contrary to popular belief, no. U.N. Owen was him.
Is it okay to burn with passion?
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No, that's called pyromania and it's very bad
Well what do we have here?
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SOPA.
When will the world end, Mommy?
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In a few hundred million years when the sun goes supernova. It isn't going to stay the same forever. But everything on it will have died before it actually swallows the planet, and whether anything gets off of it and how much of our past they take with them, I cannot say. But we'll all be dead before that even begins to start beginning to start happening, so don't worry about it.
What's the deal with silent letters?
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They were created before we had the technology for talking letters. Same goes for black and white letters.
Is this how you are? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBXRS_LRZBk)
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no
Are you ready for the next challenge?
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Next challenge?! But I already completed every challenge!
Have you never been mellow?
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Only when I've been marsh.
What is you?
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A pronoun.
Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?
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I swallowed a couch
Have you readiness for this!?
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Not really. You didn't speak in red or green text.
Are you a mod or a rocker?
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If I were a mod, Glorb wouldn't be banned anymore, so... Yeah.
Could this be love?
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Between you and Glorb, yeah, but everyone already knew that.
Well, does it hurt? Or does it feel good?
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It hurts so good.
If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady,
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my baby?
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That's an oddly specific question.
I think Weegee is hitting on me, but unfortunately for him, I'm not into guys, especially not fat neckbearded ones. (Sorry, other portion of the Fungi Forums who can be described that way.)
???
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!!!
Coffee, tea or cannonballs?
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Warp's cannonballs.
ENGLISH MOTHER****ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT
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Say it in a nicer way, and I'll answer.
What flavor is the pie?
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Mud.
How did you came's to seen out when you were wery old?
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Yeah. Swedish. Mmm...
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
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I'd like to use a Lifeline on that one.
Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding at four o'clock in the morning?
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Because just I love chocolate pudding that much.
Why do I love chocolate pudding that much?
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Dr. Rabbit showed you that eating too many sugars and starches can make plaque monsters grow, and being the rebellious free spirit you are, you ate chocolate pudding to defy a certain tooth hygienist's wishes.
Frisch's Big Boy: What's your favorite thing?
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ALL THE THINGS!
Is this bothering you?
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nah
What was the place? What was the name?
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All I know is its definitely not Silent Hill.
If Pac-Man takes place in a maze, why can't I find the exit?
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Because the exit loops back to the entrance.
What's the point?
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It's the tip of a needle that hurts people.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
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Cowboy Heaven.
who iz uze propr speling n gramerz.
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i dos, vrrry mch!1
Can love... bloom... on a battlefield?
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NO.
Are you my sandwich?
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If I were your sandwhich, then you would know where the mustard is.
What am I fighting FOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!?
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Don't ask me, I don't give a [darn], next stop is Vietnam!
What does a girl's skin feel like?
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Smooth, but not suitable for clothing.
Who wrote the book of love? I wanna know!
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Unanimous.
Where are the wild things?
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I don't want to talk about it. Too many bad things happened.
Who... are the Patriots?
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A football team.
When
will
steven9wii
be
unbanned?
Sorry if this is a little overboard. It can be changed.
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When Batman is done being in Arkham Utopia.
Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag?
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To promote Mac OS X Leopard.
HOW TO YOU GET LUIGI IN SUPER MARIO 64?!!!111
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First, you get a Super Mario 64 Cartridge. Then put it in a toaster at exactly 70º. Then, wait for 5 min.
Remove cartridge without oven mitts, or it will instantly melt. Put the cartridge in the N64 upside down. It should play an unaired episode of Friends.
When Joey says, "Oh, that dog of mine!" reset the game. If you do it before the line, Macho Man Randy Savage will arise from his grave and piledrive you from Empire State Building. When you have reseted, Super Mario 64 will finally start playing.
When Mario says, "Press start to play," press the super secret select button instead. The game will start regardless, but the file screen will be purple instead of yellow. Pick file 2. Don't pick any other file or your nose.
The game should start straight inside the castle. Talk to Toad. If he says, "Jimmy gee Willikers, Mario! I can't find my wallet," then you're doing fine.
Get at least 42 stars. Then, go to the castle courtyard. Stare at the star statue for 5 minutes. The game will then tell you to stop staring at a piece of stone.
Attach your 64DD if you haven't already. Insert Mario Artist DD: Paint into the 64DD.
You should see a picture of the statue. Draw an L on the star. Return to Super Mario 64 by pressing all the C buttons at the same time twice. Link will then appear.
Oh wait, you were suppose to make the L green. Silly me. If you already made the L green, Luigi should then appear. Talk to him to play as him, but you can only play the game for 3 days before the cartridge is transformed into Superman 64.
Or you could just buy Super Mario 64 DS.
How many people do you think will actually try this?
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OVER 9000!!!!111
Degrees Fahrenheit or Celsius on the toaster?
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Ferencelcius!
Why does Suzie have a cow on her head?
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No reason. She was bored.
Can someone make me a tuna sandwich?
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There is no such thing as a tuna sandwhich. It's all in your head.
When will the bomb go off?
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I don't know, let me check on it.
It says 00:01, so I guess abou-
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
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Yeah, but it keeps showing the "Insert Windows installation disk" screen.
Are you afraid of the light?
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I think it's somewhat unpleasant, but I'm not scared of it.
How can I unlock Batman in Superman 64?
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First, put in Superman 64. Fly through all the rings backwards. Everytime you complete a set of rings, Superman will shout "Powdered Toast Man!"
After completing the first set, save the car by throwing it at the car trying to kill it. After the second set, Carry the police car but throw it at a pedestrian. ( Don't worry, it's a virtural land, remember?) After the third set, just beat up the bad guys like you're supposed to. When getting rid of the clyclones with your super breath, actually blow into a Hey You Pikachu microphone as you do so. If some one comes in and asks what the blazes are you doing, just ignore them.
After finally completing the first level, the screen will read, Superman... won? That's your cue to put in the 64DD. Take any Famicom Batman game and insert it in the 64 DD.
The Joker will then introduce you to virtural Gotham. It also turns out that Batman has been captured. Now you have to solve the Joker's maze.
This time it is actually a maze, rather then just a bunch of rings. It is much easier, because you can just fly over the maze.
You have to then stop a bank robbery. This should be easy because you are immune to bullets, because you are Superman.
Then you immediately find the Joker, but he will die in one punch. Superman will then untie Batman, calling him a wuss. Batman then immediately punches Superman in the face for saying that.
Since Batman punched Superman so hard that his jaw broke, you will start the second level as Batman. He has all of his gadgets right from the start, but in limited quantity.
Batman is much more ranged than Superman, and attacks much quicker, but he is weaker than Superman. He may not be able to fly, but he can use his grapple hook to get around to higher areas. Overall, he controls much better that Superman and is immune to Kryptonite. You can't save after activating the code, so you have to do it again to unlock him again. If you beat the game, though, Batman is then unlockable even if you turn off the game, but I highly doubt you would do that.
How many of these fake cheats can I make?
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A lot.
How can a monkey jump on a bed?
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Very carefully.
Wadda you know, Haddi-man?
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Stave it off, 1-2-3! Now you can count to three!
Can I join your world tour too, Doctor Rabbit?
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As long as you brush your teeth, young man!
Does the lime go in the coconut?
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Depends.
Doctor who?
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Dr. Seuss, silly!
Is Dr. Seuss a reliable docter?
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No, he doesn't even have his license.
What is your relationship with Rita?
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I know her name.
Can you collect 1,000,000 coins in NSMB2?
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if your hungy enough
how many is 3
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19-dikidy-2, back when the Germans stole the number 20.
How do you unlock Geno in Soul Caliber 2!!!!1???
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by eating all of your rocks and putting your cake in a blender.
is it cold in a freezer?
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No, because it's not plugged in.
Are you Batman?
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every tusday.
what website is this?
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Sony Life, where all your Sony dreams come true.
How do you find Waldo in Ocarina of Time?
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when you get to the airplane in the 2nd level do a dance with all your friends then eat a cake made entirely out of chicken then take out the cartridge and pour hot chocolate all over it and put it back in by now you should see a duck walk to it once you get to it it will explode throw link in to a hole once you fall in wait for exactly 5 hours 38 minutes and 7 seconds then press the a and b buttons at the same time then you will find santa as you wanted.
can birds fly?
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Only penguins.
Is it wrong to refer to animals with gendered pronouns because we have no way of knowing if an animal is cis or trans?
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(Scientists have observed some male animals exhibiting very female-like behavior. So we sort of can know).
No, because animals can't understand human language, at least in any robust manner.
Does Ann Romney have binders full of men?
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The technical term is "family album."
How does where through the for then, and if so, who?
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By the one whom before now it might be later him.
What's a pleasant smell you can remember?
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Carbon monoxide.
What if I say I'm not like the others?
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You're just like everybody else who says that.
If we can't be crazy here, where are we supposed to go?
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To Planet Crazy. Home of the craziest.
Are we there yet?
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To Planet Crazy? Well, no, I haven't even found it on google maps yet
Who's driving us there? My car's not the roomiest or the most reliable...
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Captian Varspugen von Garven, the best Navy Whale the Marines has never seen! Plus, he's German, so he knows his ships.
But there is only one problem... How do we contact him?
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E-Tele-Morse-Vision!
How long is the trip?
-
You're going to have to specify what kind of trip.
-
Tripping over a bearskin rug that has long been a family heirloom but is now torn down the left shoulder thanks to your big stupid feet.
What are you going to do about that?
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Fix it.
Can I fix it?
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I don't know, are you a bear?
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No... but I could make a Tumblr account where I blame everything I say and do wrong on a second personality that is a bear.
You don't need a doctor's note for that, do you?
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Depends. Do I need a doctorate degree to be a doctor?
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I think you do, why else would there be medical school?
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Well, there's other kinds of doctors, innit?
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Are there?
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Is there really anything?
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Nope.
When can we get to asking questions that are not our answers?
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Rhetorical questions can make for pretty stupid qusestions, though! But the answer is "already."
Name the 36th usage of scarves, aka mufflers.
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Fire.
When does the narwhal bacon?
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On cancerous websites which are not to be mentioned here.
For whom does the bell toll?
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Frogs!
What is my one true weakness?
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Criticism
What is the hardest metal known to man?
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Death Metal
Why spy on rye?
-
For the rye is a spy, says some guy.
Who put the bop in the bop-shi-bop-shi-bop?
-
Shi
Are you God, drunk?
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No. *lightning*
Where is the nearest store that sells F-Zero themed drinks?
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The Pokémart.
Majin Buu?
-
Sorry sir, I don't speak anime.
Can you think of a question for me?
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No, but I can if I make a bot for the irc!
When will penguins take over the world?
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After the polar bears get lazy and stop eating them.
Fat got your tongue?
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Yeth.
Where do we go, where do we go now, where do we go, where do we go now?
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WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
Why don't you love me like you used to do?
-
Bombs
Is 64 11?
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No, music disks don't stack.
When will you have leadned your lesson?
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I'm not sude.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
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I thought I did, but then it turned out to be a goat.
Why don't programmers hire exterminators?
-
Hah, I get it, to get rid of the bugs, hahahah, HAHAHAHAHAHA
Can Spider-Man swing? From a thread?
-
Huh?
Zippity-zappity?
-
Sorry, I don't speak Italian.
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****?
-
That someone's getting soap in their mouth.
When does the world end, the start of the 21st or the end?
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Both
But what happens after that?
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BRAINZZZ
Likewise, is there a way to tell when it's over?
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Allow me to try my hand at this one...
If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?
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That's not how you do it. You have to answer the previous question first.
BRAINZZZ
Likewise, is there a way to tell when it's over?
If you can't tell anything.
Is luigaisy a deformed ghost?
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It prefers the term "unique"
Who loves orange soda?
-
People.
HADOUKEN!?
-
HOO HA
Where's that [darn] fourth Chaos Emerald?
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[see attachment]
What if everything was spiders?
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Everything is spiders.
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F6137GLhv0uL._SX300_.jpg&hash=72c9412bdd5377780ebcee0e9ff6405b)
Why is it called your bottom if it's in the middle of your body?
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Because "butt" is a swear
Has Ryu ever actually fought a street
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No, but he did battle an avenue.
What does qusestion even mean?
-
anwseer
Was getting caught part of your plan?
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No, but it was part of yours.
What is technology, Dad?
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Your real dad, kiddo. Now hold still while I convert the rest of your toes into machine guns.
Where have all the cookies gone?
-
Lunch time passing.
If I pull mask that off, would you die?
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Only if you rip off my face too.
Are you already dead?
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For you.
Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hZ6PUhv79M
Now what's the next step in your master plan?
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Crashing this plane, with no survivors.
Have you finally noticed that the topic title says "Qusestion" and not "Question"?
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No, I noticed quite a bit ago.
How many lives have you taken to fuel your own?
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Only Yours.
Why is the majority of this site black?
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I'm not racist but it's easy on the eyes.
What if kids actually did rule
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We'd probably all die since they have no idea how to run a functioning economy.
Why aren't most forums black?
-
Because it's 2016 and internet message boards are all the color of a 404 page now
What's the best color?
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Gray. Entire films used to be gray, and people still watched them, and in fact some are very good. Can you even imagine an entire movie being any other single color?
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F2Hjuji7.jpg&hash=6c666912e67f5f2d5f887859c72f0dd1)
Oh
Well it still sucks, so.
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
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Be a bad boy.
Metal Gear?!
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Yep. And we're going to show the whole world its baby pictures.
How much wood would a woodchuck burn to keep itself warm for the winter?
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Enough to get some apprehensive looks from the other woodland creatures.
Fleentstones!?
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GRAND DAD
What will your next line be?
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lines _________________________ lines
Just Why?!!?!?!
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fw3xVpKA.jpg&hash=14839d983f5b5e6509d970e75fa3dae7)
What do you do if kids find a gun, and bring it to you, and ask what they should do because you're an adult?
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Calmly take the gun from them, so they don't panic. Then, with steady aim and a ready trigger finger, shoot as many as you can.
How can you talk to me like that?!
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Not with my mouth
Is illuminati confirmed?