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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: dc804 on September 11, 2009, 05:28:01 PM
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We have all played 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer'.
But I thought it would be lawlsome to receive completely illogical answer to great questions. You should know how to play. If you don't, the rules are simple to 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer' except for the question being smart. After answering the question, you ask your own question.
Lets start.
Why do so many people frown against gay marriage?
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Butt sex.
Why do the terrorists hate our freedom so much?
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Butt sex.
Why do people insist on destroying natural beauty?
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Hooker parties.
Where did the citizens of Roanoke go?
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For some KFC.
How many licks does it take to reach the centre of a Tootsie Pop?
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The same licks it takes to get to the center of your mom.
Should marijuana be legalized?
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Yeah, Grass is super-effective against boredom.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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The egg obviously. Breakfast comes before lunch.
Should guns be outlawed?
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Stupid people should be outlawed.
Why does society frown upon cannibalism?
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Because too many people fight over the good cuts.
Is there such a thing as true evil?
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Yeah, it's called this thread.
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He didn't ask a question, what do we do? Is the thread over?
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No, we get back on track like it never happened.
OOPS. Smart answer.
I meant that we should all go watch tv.
If I went back in time to 1000 years ago and did nothing but step on a plant, how would that effect things today?
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It would horribly mutate the human species.
Why does the media make completely uninformed criticism against video games?
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Butt sex.
Why do so many people confuse "affect" and "effect"?
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butt sex
Why is butt sex such a popular response?
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It's regarded as the foremost all-American pastime.
Why is everything more expensive in Canada?
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Money goblins. They eat all of a businesses money which results in that business having to raise prices to replace the lost money.
How did butt sex come to be?
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Cause Billy Mays says so.
Why are so many celebrities dying?