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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale  (Read 359698 times)

« Reply #75 on: October 20, 2002, 06:37:19 PM »
Then a Black Hole appeared and everyone died.
Except for the Magician named Tanas,who is the coolest guy ever.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...

« Reply #76 on: October 20, 2002, 06:47:44 PM »
Then the *~*Black-HolE*~* sent everone 10 seconds into the past before the black appeared and everyone thanked the almighty Stealth-LinK for saving the story on account of Tanas wanted to ruin it for everyone >=(

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« Reply #77 on: October 20, 2002, 06:58:00 PM »
Tanas then apologized and said "It was just a joke,I'm very sorry so I'll put on a migic show for you as a way of saying I'm sorry.".

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...

« Reply #78 on: October 20, 2002, 07:21:01 PM »
then mario went ot the Mario bar and ordered some cheez curls

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.

« Reply #79 on: October 20, 2002, 07:34:35 PM »
Tanas starts chanting and then the cast of characters from Final Fantasy 1 through 6 appear.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #80 on: October 20, 2002, 07:57:48 PM »
As well as Krystal, whom everyone likes very much.

(You guys haven't seen the last 5% of the game, have you? If you did, you'd understand.)

We`ve taken care of everything, The words you hear, the songs you sing, The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes. It`s one for all and all for one, We work together common sons, Never need to wonder how or why.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx. Our great computers fill the hallowed halls. We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx. All the gifts of life are held within our walls...

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/20/2002 7:03:59 PM
That was a joke.

« Reply #81 on: October 21, 2002, 05:34:22 AM »
Tanas casts another spell and makes everyone
at Fungi Forums like Krystal so C.W. will
stop talking about it.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...

« Reply #82 on: October 21, 2002, 02:16:58 PM »


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/25/2002 11:25:27 PM

« Reply #83 on: October 21, 2002, 02:43:09 PM »
Then the cheese curls exploded and Mario scared his tongue.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:

[Suck compilation]

1.   You suck like a gay weasel.
2.   You suck like a very hungry infant.
3.   You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4.   You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.

« Reply #84 on: October 21, 2002, 02:56:14 PM »
So he stuck his head in the nearest toilet to cool his tongue, before realizing that the person there before him forgot to flush.
"I'm a stupid fatty and I like to play with my Easy Bake oven." - frostbite

« Reply #85 on: October 21, 2002, 05:06:45 PM »
Then, for some inexplicable reason, everyone fainted.
 n/a

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #86 on: October 21, 2002, 05:37:15 PM »
CW knew the reason:
For lack of continuity, lack of comprehension, and some people's lack of good taste.

(Ok, after this post, I won't talk about Krystal unless there actually is a reason. I just wanted to say:
I just think she's a good character in a good story... And I like to overact.
No. I don't think she's "hot" as people so crudely put it. There may be some strange people who do *cough*LORD_DUKE*cough*, but anyway, that's not the point. I was just being weird because I don't want that character to be just forgotten or something... she's too good a character for that.
That's all. So don't look at me weird. I won't talk about her anymore, at least for a while.
That was probably lost on most of you guys anyway.)

Then CW thanked Tanas for his kindness and went about his merry way, quitely ignoring the latest story developments.
That was a joke.

« Reply #87 on: October 21, 2002, 06:57:16 PM »
Mario then got Hepatitis C and had to spend three weeks in the hospital.

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:

[Suck compilation]

1.   You suck like a gay weasel.
2.   You suck like a very hungry infant.
3.   You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4.   You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #88 on: October 21, 2002, 07:08:25 PM »
Then, after he got out of the hospital, he went on a quest to find the golden pizza!
That was a joke.

« Reply #89 on: October 21, 2002, 07:18:40 PM »
w00t

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