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Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say  (Read 73073 times)

« on: December 14, 2004, 03:07:37 PM »
I saw this done on the official Nintendo forum, and I thought maybe we could do it here too. What you do is think of some thing that a particular Mario character would never say. Humor, of course, is the object. But let's keep it clean, OK?

I'll start:

MARIO: Mushrooms!! YUCK!!!
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2004, 03:18:18 PM »
Bowser:I WUV YOU MARIO!
Mario:Okay...

It won't be hard to come up with things Mario would never say, he hardly ever says anything.

Fifth

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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2004, 03:24:51 PM »
I remember that uvg once came up with a topic like this.  It took a whole page before we knew what he meant.

Go Moon!
Go Moon!

Markio

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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2004, 03:59:06 PM »
A tak of the worts things Mario woud say!  I remember that!  However, I can't point fingers because I seem to have deteriorating skills in typing.  At least on the chatroom.

Enjoy life.  There''s plenty of time to be dead.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2004, 01:28:46 PM »
Mario: Chinese food!!

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Wario: Can I ride Yoshi

Yoshi: Birrrrdoo...

Waluigi: Tea-time!

Luigi: Mario, I think we're a stupid bunch of plumbers..

Bowser: How cute!!


Soooooo many things to come up with..


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Close the World, Open the Next
-Serial Experiments, LAIN-

MEGAߥTE

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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2004, 01:36:21 PM »
The official Nintendo forum sucks.  I would be careful before bringing ideas from there to here.

« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2004, 07:34:18 PM »
MARIO:  Bonjour, mon ami! Parlez-vous francais?
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« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2004, 09:52:01 PM »
Luigi: I'm king of the videogame world!

Why I continue to try to save the world, I shall never know.
You didn't say wot wot.

Trainman

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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2004, 12:56:56 AM »
Mario: Will I ever score with Peach?

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Bowser: No matter what I've said, I've always kind of liked you Mario...

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Peach: Thank God my name was not Princess Orange or Apple...

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Wario: Am I 110% male...?

"Yesterday... when I`m smaller... I wanna fight that Mario the day before yesterday."
Formerly quite reasonable.

MarlieMoo

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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2004, 07:41:21 AM »
Mario: What?...you want me to fix..THAT?!! NO WAY! I'm not going anywhere near that FILTHY toilet!

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Bowser: I think I'll just leave the princess alone now.

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Yoshi: Get your fat butt off me, Mario!

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Peach: It's okay, Mario. You don't have to save me. I actually kinda like it here.

Mario:......

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Peach: "Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you...since you'd probably come and beg for one anyway you FAT, GREEDY PIG! ~~~~Princess Toadstool"

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Toad:.....Why the heck to I have a big mushroom on my head??

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*Monkey runs off with baby Mario*

Yoshi: Go ahead and take him. The little brat's been a pain in the neck.

The Moo-Cow never stops laughing! XD
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

Trainman

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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2004, 12:41:10 PM »
Mario: .....................

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Peach: .....................

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Bowser: ....................

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Everyone else: .............

"Yesterday... when I`m smaller... I wanna fight that Mario the day before yesterday."
Formerly quite reasonable.

« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2004, 02:08:11 PM »
Mario: Buy an Xbox!!

« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2004, 02:08:12 PM »
Mario: Buy an Xbox!!

« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2004, 09:46:11 AM »
WARIO:  Riches are but a passing glory...

YOSHI:  OUCH! OOH! OW! I burned my tongue!

PEACH:  Time to kick up some dust on my Harley-Davidson!
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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2004, 12:50:09 PM »
Mario: Time to go on a diet.

Peach: I'm feeling fat, and sassy!

Romance is for the weak-minded.

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