Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 73437 times)

beatswithoutlyrics · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2004, 11:38:56 PM »

Mario: f you bowser!

Toad: I'm getting more tail from the royalty than Mario is...a lot more!

Bowser: Peach, you are my mother

Yoshi: Forget Mario, Peach, I'm better in bed than he is!

Donkey Kong: Time to buy some nair!

Wario: Yes, of course Peach, it's me Mario...now lets get to it

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I love me, and you love me because i''''m the best and you''''re not, and I am so awsome.
~Toddy

Trainman · « **Reply #16 on:** December 20, 2004, 05:10:32 PM »

"Yoshi: Forget Mario, Peach, I'm better in bed than he is!"

^hahahaahahahaahahaha^

Mario: Daddy mia....

"Yesterday... when I`m smaller... I wanna fight that Mario the day before yesterday."

Markio · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2004, 12:46:53 AM »

Yoshi: Birdo!

Mario: I'm not Mario.

Luigi: I don't wear a hat.

Peach: I dislike Mario.

Bowser: Markio is good at coming up with things we would never say.

Enjoy life. There''s plenty of time to be dead.

DarkMatter · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2004, 02:04:03 PM »

Wario: I donating all of my riches to charity!

knuclear2005 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2004, 04:58:32 PM »

Sonic, will you marry me

luigi~lover · « **Reply #20 on:** December 21, 2004, 05:11:51 PM »

Luigi: Does green make me look fat?

Bowser: I should help that poor lost Yoshi.

Peach: Meeoow! Bowser is lookin' fine today!

Daisy: A biker tattoo would look good on my arm...

~*The road to success is always under construction*~

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2004, 04:52:31 PM »

Bowser - I think I'll capture Daisy this time instead of peach.

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Black Mage · « **Reply #22 on:** December 23, 2004, 01:03:35 AM »

I thought this was uvg's thread.

I'm slightly disappointed.

Raccoon Sam · « **Reply #23 on:** December 23, 2004, 01:33:09 PM »

Shigeru Miyamoto: This Mario thing doesn't work at all. I'll forget it and give all mario rights to Bill Gates.

Toad: Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle. By the way, just to help you, you don't have to go to all those stupid castles to fight fake bowser and rescue some random, nameless and stupid toads, Just go to the godd@mn 8-4 already!

Wario: *Sniflle* My flower died...

Peach: Yoshi, How long your tongue was again?

Toadofsky: Nah, i think i'll go listen Eminem rather than those awful frogs.

Toad, (Again): Hey Mario, why won't you take all my boxes this time instead of only one?

-*My signature is for rent*-

(5 â‚¬ a week)

Ms.Mowz ; ) · « **Reply #24 on:** December 28, 2004, 09:08:43 AM »

This might not be so funny, but here it goes, buttercups!

Daisy:That's it, I am dumping Luigi for Wario!!!

Luigi:Fine, then I'll start dating Peach then!

Peach:............uh.............umm......

Mario:Luigi, you can have her.

Peach:Thanks, Mario, Luigi's so much thinner, smarter, and hotter than you anyway!

Mario:...(sniff)...that was the sweetest thing you've ever said to me! Somebody...give me a hug!

(Bowser walks in)Bowser:Ooh,ooh, I will, I will!!!

(Mario & Bowser hugged, Peach kissed Luigi, & Daisy started dating Wario. All of the sudden, they realize what they're doing; and everything turns back to normal! Ha,ha,ha!!!)

Mario & Bowser: Aahh!!!

Bowser:Were we doing something not...Peach related? Get away from me, Mario! (Runs to castle.)

Mario:Mama Mia!!! (Runs to his home to take a shower.)

Luigi:Was I doing some Peach-related? I think I'm gonna' be sick!

Peach:Where's Daisy?

(There sitting next to each other in a movie theater. Daisy tries to secretly escape from the movies!)

Okay, was it funny?

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #25 on:** December 28, 2004, 04:28:44 PM »

Heh. Thank goodness you didn't throw Birdo into the mix.

"Good morning. And in case I don''t see you again: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night."- Truman, The Truman Show

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #26 on:** December 28, 2004, 04:38:22 PM »

That was VERY funny! XD

You better not mess with me or I''ll give you one serious cow lick.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #27 on:** December 28, 2004, 04:49:11 PM »

Just for you, Red.
Birdo: I Love you, Mario.

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Anthony · « **Reply #28 on:** December 30, 2004, 03:10:41 PM »

Mario: Hi Sonic.

Icy Mario · « **Reply #29 on:** December 30, 2004, 08:21:12 PM »

Mario: Do we REALLY have to save the Princess AGAIN?
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Luigi: I never want to have the spotlight!
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Bowser: I going to let Princess Peach go free!

Freezing Koopas and saving the Princess, it's Icy Mario!