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Game Blog / Re: At least shipping is free

« on: November 23, 2006, 04:50:26 PM »

Why not just buy a kit and make your own iron on transfers that look at LEAST 5 times less ugly?

Oh yeah, I'm sure we ALL look like that model too....  Why would you WANT to wear worn out pants?  Just go get some new pants (for less than half the cost of worn pants) and drag 'em behind your car for 100 miles or so.  Less than instant worn out pants for half the cost!  (Plus chicks dig the pants hanging off the back of your car.)

Unless pants are considered distacting to other drivers.....

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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)

« on: November 23, 2006, 01:37:24 AM »

I just said it was my THEORY...  I didn't say anyone else had to believe it, or that it was the truth, but anyway, you did bring up some good counterarguments.

Anyway, I don't have the SMB manual so it was just an educated guess....

Sorry. :)

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Game Help / Re: Ocarina of Time

« on: November 23, 2006, 01:33:09 AM »

Okay, sorry for the bad info. :)

Like I said it's been a while since I played.

And if you knew all this then why were you asking?

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Video Game Chat / Re: Who could eat more, Yoshi or Kirby?

« on: November 23, 2006, 01:32:22 AM »

My vote goes to Kirby.

My reasoning:
1. Yoshi immediately turns indigestible objects into eggs, while Kirby can swallow ANYTHING (within reason.)

2. In the lame-o TV show, Kirby is shown eating entire tables of food at once.

3.Kirby's mouth is wider than Yoshi's.

4.Kirby does not get full, he retains his mouth, but fails to use it since he can just blow things up.
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Although Yoshi is much cooler than Kirby :)

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Mario Chat / Re: Mariology (serious posts wanted)

« on: November 21, 2006, 07:02:44 PM »

Personally, I find the whole "Alternate Universes" thing a bit immature. (no offense)  True, there could be such universes, but I find it illogical to think that one would be comprised of works of fiction.  Secondly as to yoshi mastar's thoery of Mario telling Miyamoto, even with the technology that some various places in the Musroom Kingdom, heck, World have (eg. X-Nauts, Smithy, etc. ) I have never seen anyone in Mario's universe come up with anything more advanced than a time machine (and I consider that non-canon.)

Here's my theory....

The entire universe where Mario co-exists with the Earth is non-canon, since Nintendo never specified WHERE the Mushroom World is.  The Mushroom World exists in a universe (not parallel mind you) where the Mushroom World IS our Earth.  Brooklyn does not exist, but if I am correct, Nintendo never said Mario was from Brooklyn, it was third-party companies that did.  All humans are "born" via storks, which is confirmed further with the onset of Yoshi's Island 2, with Peach coming form the stork.  Mario & Luigi were raised by a small colony of humans living in an obscure location in the Mushroom World.  In fact, one might even theorize that ALL real world objects were carried by the storks.  We do not exist in Mario's world.

This, however, contrasts stories in manuals of other Nintendo games, eg. Starfox, Metroid, F-Zero, etc, which state that they take place in our universe, in a different time or location.  Starfox is from the center of our galaxy, F-Zero and Metroid are from the future.

Super Smash Brothers is a clash of trophies, brought to life by a child's imagination.  In BOTH games. (although in the first game it was dolls)

Although I think we all agree it would be cool if the Mario universe co-existed with ours, I think we can safely say it doesn't so get over it.

.....So sums up my theory.

I think about this way too much.  :D

AND GET OVER IT PEOPLE IT'S A GAME!!!!!

:)

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Game Help / Re: Ocarina of Time

« on: November 21, 2006, 06:44:28 PM »

Okey Dokey,
                   First of all (if I remember correctly) you wear the skull mask to the forest stage.  I also believe that different masks produce different results.

                   Second of all, you don't race the running man, you sell him the bunny hood.  It makes him feel like he runs faster.  :)

                   Third of all, trust me, I've gone through the game twice. (Although it's been a few years.)

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Video Game Chat / Re: Countdown to Wii

« on: November 19, 2006, 02:20:59 AM »

WII-HOOOOOOO!!!!!