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The White Mushroom House / Re: 4 Mario GBA games + Bonus for sale

« on: June 25, 2008, 04:51:15 PM »

That was a 2 year bump that was completely unnecessary.

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General Chat / Re: Monsters

« on: June 25, 2008, 04:24:36 PM »

It's obvious he's robotic. He's always talking about how much he wants oil and new bolts and screws. That's not a very human request, unless he's a mechanic. He also never laughs at jokes and cannot feel love. Well, jeez, again that could be a mechanic.

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General Chat / Re: Police arrest God for selling cocaine outside church

« on: June 25, 2008, 04:20:29 PM »

If I hadn't heard that elsewhere before, I'd say it's the runner-up post of the year.

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General Chat / Re: Monsters

« on: June 25, 2008, 04:18:55 PM »

I didn't mean the Borg in a Star trek sense, I meant it in a general sense. Humans are already being cyborged in many ways -- Turtlekid1 could be a robot and we would never know. 

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General Chat / Re: Monsters

« on: June 25, 2008, 04:10:48 PM »

I'm primarily scared of being assimilated into the Borg and/or the Combine Overwatch. Also, Cthulhu.

If you're scared about the Borg, get off the computer.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: June 25, 2008, 04:08:20 PM »

Judging from what it's done to public education, I wouldn't say evolution is necessarily a good thing.

Change is good, you idiot. Rock and roll was a huge change in the 50s, and you're like anyone of those Elvis-fearing skeptics if you don't think that rock needs to evolve.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: June 25, 2008, 12:03:05 PM »

I think people are looking for rock in the wrong places. It seems that the new rock is no longer recognizable with the old rock. The future of rock is underground indie bands with interesting instrumentation, not well-known bands that are having Pepsi-sponsored summer tours. Rock can't always be a bunch of guys with distorted guitars playing fast solos; it must evolve! 

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Latest News / Re: Wario Land: Shake It! on September 29th in the USA

« on: June 25, 2008, 11:57:13 AM »

(Wario = Mario's "alter ego"?!?).

Mario is mild-mannered - Wario is rude
Mario is handsome and fit - Wario is ugly and fat
Mario is selfless - Wario is greedy
Mario's name starts with M - Wario's name starts with an upside-down M
Mario is hygienic - Wario is not hygienic

How many more examples do you need? I'm pretty sure Wario was originally created to be an opposite version of Mario. 

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Abortion

« on: June 25, 2008, 11:50:31 AM »

This topic is about your personal opinion, not the state's opinion. I should know, I made it.

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General Chat / Re: Monsters

« on: June 25, 2008, 12:56:43 AM »

Cool poll. I've always been afraid of the idea of large aquatic monsters. I even get the jitters fighting water bosses in Zelda games.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Post Your Brawl Pics Here!

« on: June 24, 2008, 11:25:02 PM »

I liked "You must be this tall". Bird Person, you are a master at captions.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: War

« on: June 24, 2008, 11:22:19 PM »

There will always be hate and violence, my friend.

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General Chat / Re: Wacko dreams

« on: June 24, 2008, 12:38:42 PM »

THat could lead to future mental instability as you are not meant to remember your dreams. Dreams delete themselves for a reason.

That's ridiculous.

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General Chat / Re: Ultimate Birthday Compilation

« on: June 24, 2008, 12:36:58 PM »

Happy birthday to missingno and Glitchy!

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Game Blog / Re: Mario and Color-Blind Gamers

« on: June 24, 2008, 12:45:00 AM »

Apparently it's FF open mic night. By the way, that's a terrible idea and I would not attend that.