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« on: May 27, 2006, 04:33:46 PM »
The gang landed at the South Pole. Everyone got on their parkas. The parkas match each person’s symbol color. The gang exited the ship and faced the coldness. Wario was having the least trouble dealing with this.
Wario: It feels great.
Yoshi: Because you’re nothing but blubber like a whale anyway.
Wario: (censored)
The gang walked through the snow. They were greeted by a couple of penguins.
Mario: Do any of you know any weird building of some sorts.
Penguin: I saw this weird building right over there.
The Penguin pointed east.
Penguin: It looked like it wasn’t built by anyone from here.
Mario: Okay everybody.
The heroes marched on. At the X-Nauts base, Shady was watching Grodus’ death threat again.
Shady: It’$ B3tt4r t#@n c@Bl3.
Sir Grodus came. Shady couldn’t tell by facial expressions, but he thought Grodus was pleased.
Shady: R U |-|@ppy $ir?
Grodus: Why yes. In little over an hour, this world could be mine. Nothing can go wrong…
Soon after, the alarm sounded and sirens flashed red.
Grodus: What’s going on?
An X-Naut came in.
X-Naut: DUDE. I MEAN GRODUS DUDE. I MEAN SIR DUDE GRODUS SIR…
Grodus: Tell me what is happening.
X-Naut: That Mario guy is back. And he brought reinforcements.
Grodus: Blast! And the cannon is only an hour away from firing! Get Lord Crump. Tell him to get the Robotail back at fighting. Shady, in case Mario gets to the control room, help me stop him.
Shady: Eye wil D3$tr0y dat /\/\@ri0 guy N al$0 hiz fri3/\/d$
Play Music: DK64 Hideout Helm during countdown
Countdown Time 1 hour
The heroes entered the X-Naut base. It looked pretty similar to the previous one.
Banjo: What now?
DK: We use our abilities to our advantage.
Yoshi: We all have some kind of special skill we can use. This shouldn’t be much of a problem.
Mario: Let’s rescue the others and put an end to Sir Grodus’ regime.
Countdown Time 59 minutes
The heroes ran through the halls knocking every X-Naut they see. They soon ran into a dead end. The dead end continued on top that looked like a second floor. Two pillars were at the end of each side.
Mario: Leave this to me.
Mario used wall jump to jump off each pillar and climb himself to the top. At the top the hallway continued but Mario first saw a switch. He pressed the switch and stairs formed on the wall so the others can come up.
The heroes continued on their quest. Until they reached a big metal block in their path.
Wario: I got it!
DK: So do I.
The strong guys used their muscle to smash the block into pieces. Our heroes ran into another hallway. This time, there was a large gap and it was filled with lava. However, there were stationary ropes hovering above.
Diddy: Wish me luck
Diddy swung on each rope to make it on the other side. He saw a switch and he pressed it. A bridge appeared over the gap. The remaining heroes ran across it.
Countdown Time 50 minutes
Meanwhile, Crump was preparing his Robotail dragon.
Crump: Ah yes. Now let’s see those fools stop us now. This world is ours!
Our heroes ran toward a lake. This lake however, was filled with a poisonous liquid. A switch was sitting at the bottom.
Wario: I wished Waluigi was here. I would have him the sacrifice.
Banjo: No need to. I’ll handle this.
Banjo covered himself up with his backpack and entered the poison unharmed. He pressed the switch and the poison was drained out. The switch also opened a door.
Wario: Yes! Nothing can beat us with the real superpower of TEAMWORK!
Everybody looked at Wario.
Wario: What?
The heroes reached a fork in the road. Yoshi decided to smell which path to take.
Yoshi: I smell, bird feathers and bad cologne to the left. And oil and a scent I’m not familiar with to the right.
Wario: The bad cologne must means Waluigi is near by and also that chicken.
Mario: Shady can use oil for attacks.
Luigi: We’re close.
Mario: Luigi, Yoshi, Wario and I will head to the right. Everyone else head to the left and find the others.
The split up and time was running out.
Countdown Time 30 minutes
Geno, DK, Diddy, and Banjo were near an armory. They were fascinated by the strange weapons.
DK: Wow.
Diddy: Cool!
Geno: These weapons might be good, but they’re distracting us let’s go.
They head into another room. This room was a prison. Mallow, Waluigi, and Kazooie were in the cell.
Waluigi: GET US OUT YOU FREAKS!
Banjo: ……
Geno used Geno Beam and broke the cage. The three prisoners got out.
Waluigi: Nobody kidnaps me and live. When I find that Lord Crump guy, I’m gonna….
Soon, Lord Crump, in his Robotail, busted through the room.
Crump: You’re gonna what?
Waluigi: eep.
Crump: Now this is a surprise. It’s the exact same people who lost to Robotail the first time. Beating you again will not help me get experience.
Countdown Time 20 minutes
Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Yoshi were catching their breath.
Yoshi: Way to go Wario.
Wario: It’s not my fault.
Luigi: Yes it is.
Wario: How was I supposed to know that door I opened revealed a laser that can disintegrate us?
Mario: It said on the door, “Laser inside. Do not enter!”
Luigi: Where are we anyway?
Mario: We must be getting towards the center of the base.
Yoshi: How are we going to shut down the entire system though?
Mario: Luigi can use Thunderhand to overload the system.
They ran through more rooms. Since more enemies were around, they were really close to the center.
A few minutes later, they were at the center. It was the control room for the death laser. The Crystal Star was in one of the machines.
Luigi: This is too easy.
Luigi headed for control panel only to run into an invisible wall protecting it.
Luigi: Ow. But how?
Grodus: Because of me.
Grodus and Shady entered.
Grodus: I’m surprised you’ve made it this far Mario. But now it’s over for you, your friends, and your planet.
Shady: Y3$. S@y BY3-By3 2 yur P1@/\/3t.
Play Music: Grodus’ Battle Theme from Paper Mario 2
Countdown Time 10 minutes
The battle started. Grodus put up the green shield around himself to make himself invincible. Shady fired oil out of his hand.
Shady: N00b$ /\/\u$t P3r1$H.
Our heroes dodged the attack and headed straight for Grodus.
Grodus: Take this!
Grodus used his time stopping spell. It froze Luigi in place.
Luigi:…..
Wario used his strength to bust through the green shield, breaking it. Mario, Yoshi, and Wario began to attack with all their might.
Meanwhile, the others were fighting Lord Crump in his Robotail. Robotail blew ice breath. But everybody was able to dodge it. Crump looked at Waluigi.
Crump: You were a great Macarena dancer.
Kazooie held in a laugh. Geno fired bullets from his elbow, but they did little to Robotail. Robotail flew up in the air and came slamming down to cause an earthquake.
Waluigi: Man. If this keeps up we’re screwed. Again.
Waluigi threw a bomb and it went inside Robotail’s mouth. The bomb blew up and part of the mouth was destroyed.
DK tried to pick up the robot with no luck.
Geno: I will assist you.
Geno used Geno Boost and DK was suddenly stronger. DK lift the robot and threw him hard on the ground.
Crump: I may be down but I’m not out!
Countdown Time 7 minutes
Luigi was free from the Time Stop spell but now Mario and his group were now facing three Groduses.
Mario: Only one of them is real.
Yoshi was squaring against Shady.
Shady: U m@y B b3tt3r runn3r butt Im @ b3tt3r Fight3r
Yoshi: Oh yeah….
Yoshi threw three eggs but Shady smacked them away with his hands. Shady fired more oil but Yoshi jumped out of the way.
Yoshi: There must be something I can use. Wait a minute.
Yoshi pulled out a Fire Flower and absorbed it. Shady fired some more oil but Yoshi blew fire. The oil caught on fire and then Shady was on fire!
Shady: 00000WWWWW\/\/\/\/!!!!11111!!!one!!!! T|-|@t”$ it Im L3@\/i/\/g.
Shady disappeared beneath the floor. There were still three Groduses moving around until Wario came up with an idea.
Wario: I got it!
Wario pulled out some garlic and ate. The he blew rancid breath at the Groduses. All three of them began to cough but two fizzled away.
Grodus: Blast! I wasn’t able to concentrate with that fat slob and his rancid breath.
The other heroes were still duking it out with Robotail. Its bottom jaw fell off and the tail was torn off. Crump was becoming desperate.
Crump: No. Robotail, my love. Don’t die on me just now.
Mallow: Give it up! You’re falling apart.
Crump: Oh yeah. I still have one trick up my sleeve.
Crump pressed a button and a large vacuum came out of where Robotail’s mouth was suppose to be.
Crump: I’ll suck you all up and take you Grodus!
The vacuum activated and everybody was beginning to be sucked in. They tried to resist but they were being pulled towards.
Mallow: We’re doomed!
Waluigi: What are we going to do?
Banjo: Wait. I have an idea. Throw explosives into the vacuum.
Geno: That’s a great idea. We’ve no choice.
DK and Diddy threw orange grenades, Waluigi threw bombs, Geno used Geno Beam, and Kazooie fired grenade eggs. They all landed in the vacuum. Seconds later a rumbling began.
Crump: What’s that! The robot is reaching critical overload. My dear Robotail, I guess it just wasn’t meant to be. Good-bye my love. GOOD BYE!
Robotail exploded and Crump was sent flying off through the artic horizon.
Geno: Now let’s get back to the others.
Waluigi (calm): Yeah, we only got less than one minute before the laser destroys the Mushroom Kingdom
Everyone else: WHAT???!!!
Countdown Time 30 seconds
Grodus was on his last knees but he knew he couldn’t give up.
Grodus: This world shall be mine. I will make sure of this.
Mario smacked Grodus with his hammer and Grodus fainted. This cause the invisible wall to disappear.
Computer: Countdown to laser blast. 10, 9, 8, 7
Mario: LUIGI!
Luigi: I got it!
Luigi perform Thunder hand on the system.
Computer: 3, 2 …1……system terminated.
Everybody collapsed from the relief.
Yoshi: That was too close.
Mario: You can say that again.
Yoshi: That was too close.
Mario:…..
Computer: Self destruct sequence initiated. 60 seconds.
Mario:What!
Grodus: Fools! Don’t you think that I would have a backup plan? Now your lives will end along with mine.
The other heroes entered.
Mallow: What’s happening?
Luigi: This base is about to blow up!
Kazooie: AAHH!!!! And we can’t escape here fast enough!
Diddy: I guess this is the end.
Suddenly, as a miracle, a ball of white light appeared in front of everyone. The light began to shine brightly.
Mario: Wha…..
In a bright flash, everybody was gone except for Grodus.
Grodus: No. It can’t be!
Computer: 5
4
3
2
One!
Grodus: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
In an instant, the X-Nauts base blew up to smithereens. Mario and his friends were back safely inside the U.F.O. But they were confused about the ordeal.
Geno: That white light.
Mario: Saved us all.
Mallow: Kinda hard to believe to be honest.
Wario: Who cares? Our butts are saved. Take that Grodus! HA! By the way. Ta-da!
Wario showed everybody the Crystal Star.
Wario: I managed to get it before everything blew up. You can all worship me later. Here Mario, take it. And remember our little adventure together too. ‘Cause I’m not gonna be helpful after all of this over.
Wario tossed the Crystal Star at Mario.
Yoshi: That’s six! One more to go. Yippee!
Mario and friends found the sixth Crystal Star. Celebration is spread throughout the world as their planet wasn’t destroyed. There’s only one more Crystal Star left. Where could it be?
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