Author Topic: Rampage world tour (Read 8395 times)

Luigi #98 · « **on:** November 14, 2004, 01:45:47 PM »

Yoshi: Welcome our fine guests, today is the day of destruction!!!! You have all been collected into this city destruction tournament!!!!!!
DK: What's the catch?
Yoshi: Good question, You each are teleported into a different city to cause destruction and gain points! In the results the one with the least points will be shot off the island threw this cannon!!! If you get enough points you'll gain an item to once and only once! The better the score the better the item!! GO!!!!
Each contestant got a mega mushroom and were warped to they're city.
Yoshi: Let's see how our contestants are doing!!! *a t.v. came down* Looks like Bowser relies on fire while C. Falcon's just zipping through the city!!! Oh how brilliant!!! DK's took the virtual eiffel tower and whack's things with it!!! *The audience cheers*
Virtual citizen: AAAHHHHH!!!! Green Meteor run!!!
Luigi: Too easy. Yoshi better come up with a city more fun then this.
* hours later *
Yoshi: Here are the results!!!
Peach: 6,987
Mario: 7,992
Bowser: 9,998
Luigi: 6,996
C. Falcon: 8,200
DK: 1,000 (very destructive but cheated)
Roy: 6,234
Marth: 5,400
Samus: 8,300
Mr.G&W: 30,000
Yoshi: Well those are the results! DK is outta here!!!! Ouch!!! DK just hit the ground face down!!! Mr. G&W gets his very own Bomb omb fest! Next time we'll have team destruction!!! Also a break with a game of worms installed on the computer!!!

So, what do you think?

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2004, 02:15:23 PM »

Yoshi: We're back!!! Now to the computers!
Mario: Hee Hee.....!
Yoshi: Ouch! Mario's worm just blew an assistant's worm of mine with a dynamite!!! So much for Mewtwo!!!
Just the Mewtwo came and threw Mario with telekineesis.
Link: Perfect a bananna bomb!
Mario: 90
Marth: 140
Roy: 500
Zelda: 0
Mewtwo: 0
Bowser: 0
Luigi: 1
Samus: 32
Mr. G&W: 79
Bowser: LIIIIIIIIINK!!!!!!!
Bowser burnt Link in person.
C. Falcon: I got one two!!!
Everyone but Link, Luigi, and C.Falcon died.
Yoshi:OUCH!!! My turn!! Oops. My airstrike killed everyone!!! Since no one survived we'll have a survivor series with chainchomp slaying!!!!!!!!!!!!
Later......
Link was stuck in the chomp's mouth, Luigi trying to fight his, But Bower's finished litterly! Hours later....
Yoshi: Well Mario's the only one to slay his and Bowser's dead! Now our team battle!!! Get your mushrooms and go to your citys!
Mr. G& W didn't get a team because he threw his item and created a bob-omb fest.
Teams:
Mario and Luigi and Peach
Marth and Roy
Fox and Falco and C. Falcon
Link young link Zelda and Gannondorf
Mr. G&W
Samus and Bowser

Hope you like it!!! Please rate this!

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2004, 02:15:23 PM »

Edited by - Luigi #1 on 11/14/2004 12:17:33 PM

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2004, 04:10:41 PM »

Wow! This is cool! Doin' a good job. ;) I'm enjoying it very much.

The Moo-Cow never stops laughing! XD

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2004, 05:11:21 PM »

Fox: Hey Falco, do our guns cout as items?
Falco: Not for this!
Fox: Cool! So we can use them freely!
?:OW!
Fox: Oops, guess C.falcon was behind that building!
Luigi:Hey my fire fireballs are Black! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm going to the darkside! Oh, I'm wearing black not green!
Peach: I like whaking the virtual news centers with my frying pan!
Virtual citizen: Your paying for channle 10!!!!!
Mario: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ARMY!!!!! Hey wait, they're virtual! OW! They don't feel virtual! Hours later.....
M,L, and P: 800,973
G&W:999,999,999,999,999
F,F,& C.F: 999,444
B,S:800,974
THe others beat mario also.
Yoshi: What's up with that!? Oh well. Mario's outta here! LUigi and Peach will be staying.
EveryoneElse: D*mn!!
Yoshi: Luigi, Peach, Take these clubs this is my favorite part of the show! Huh?! AH! Mario's waking up! Get him into the cannon quick!
Mario saw the scores and ran.
Mario:AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH...... He accidently ran off the cliff in front of the cannon!
Yoshi: Oh well, Let's get on with it. Next is a 1 on 3 chainchomp match!
Chomps: Give us Mario! Give us Mario! Give us Mario!
Yoshi: Th-Th-Th-There's a-a s-s-slight p-p-p-p-p-p-problem....

Sorry guys, But Mario just can't win them all.

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2004, 09:52:36 AM »

lol. Poor Mario. *pouty lip*

The Moo-Cow never stops laughing! XD

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2004, 07:22:39 PM »

Chomp: SLIGHT problem?!
Yoshi: yes, um s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry......
Chomp:SORRY?!!!!!!! THAT"S IT!!!! YOU"RE FIGHTING US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*He just ran around like a coward*
Yoshi: UUUUMMMMMPPPPHHHHH!!!!!! * He was in the chain chomps mouth half way*
Just then Link shot an arrow at the chain chomp and the arrow got stuck in the tail! The chomp ran around vcircles trying to get it out of it's chain. Suddenly another chomp came raging toward Link! Link: *2 second freeze stare* Link: Oh boy..! WWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! The chomp sent him flying with a headbutt and broke the glass that seperated the audience and the ring!!!! Chain Chomps rule the area!!!!!!

What terrible fate awaits our Heroes?!!

Find out next time on.... RAMPAGE WORLD TOUR!!!!!

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Luigi #98 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2004, 08:11:01 PM »

Yoshi: Calling anti-chomp force five!! Repeat, Calling anti-chomp force five!!!!!!!
Just then 5 patroopas came too the rescue armed with thier special weapons!!!!
#1: You chomp, I bite big mouth! HE took out the super huge dentures of the old guy from the simpsons and put them on the chomp! #1: I don't need you anymore! get out here geezer! He blew up the old dude with a bazooka! Right before he got killed he said: You're worst and more evil then my grandson Bart Simpson!
9 seconds later.....
All the chomps lay dead!
Luigi: Yeesh...
#3: Shut up you!!! You're probably a chain chomp in disguise!!!!!!!!

What will happen to poor Luigi? Will he be able to avenge is Brother?!!
Find out next time on RAMPAGE WORLD TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Luigi #98 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2004, 08:14:51 PM »

Hope ya like this Marlie moo14, it'll just keep geting better!

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Luigi #98 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2004, 05:24:04 PM »

Luigi: Well, I might be a chain chomp but if you're a true patroopa then where's your shell? * During the quick battle he sneaked it off and hid it behind his back*
Patroopa: Well, if I was a chomp how come I killed my brothers?! *At the words my brothers the patroopas all aimed their weapons at the other*
Patroopa: Wait! I didn't mean my brothers! I was just saying..... BAM!!!!!!!!
Patroopa: Go to H*ll!!!! Um, Yoshi, We're gonna be in the contest!
Yoshi's assistants: Yeah! Us too!
Marth and Roy: Don't forget about us!!
Yoshi: ALL RIGHT!!!! MORE CONTESTANTS MORE PAYMENT!!!! YEAH!! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!! NOW GO!!!!
3 hrs later....
Patroopas: (They're on teams, same with Marth and Roy and the other groups that had buddies in their games) 6668888882222222
Luigi and Peach: 77777777777777777
Samus:0 (Neo from the matrix killede him and is gonna take his place)
Yoshi: Who cares about the others we already know Samus is out! He may be dead but I still want to shoot him!!!! BAM!!!!
Neo has the powers he has in the matrix so he flew up grabbed Samus and did an ariel powerbomb to the ground and flew back up to join the others.

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Luigi #98 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 08, 2004, 11:20:13 AM »

Yoshi:I love this next comin game! My list says it's club battle! You'll each be in a rubber arena like one big balloon so before you get up you'll be bouncing a while, making you very vulnrable! You will hit the others with your clubs until they say: OW!, or stop hitting me!, I give up!
Link: No problem.... OWW! * He tossed his sword and tried to grab it like they usually do but the blade went through his arm*
Bart Simpson: Hmmm....
Link: uh-oh, huh? Bart Simpson! Where'd he come from?!
Yoshi: GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
5 minutes later......
Link: Hey watch the arm!
Bart: I do the exact opposite even though Homer always strangles me! Hey everybody, It's moby elf!!!! *He pointed to Link*
Link:Ow!OW!OW!OW!OW!
Yoshi: He's out, keep whackin him I love this!
Bart: Don't join?, Why sure alright! Heh Heh... Suc..D'OH!
Homer: Boy, Lisa told me you escaped the window! You were already grounded! That's it!!
* Luigi tried sneak mewtwo from behind*
Mewtwo: You!!! *He turned around*
Luigi:AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! SORRY!!!!! *He ran*
Two painful hours later.......
Everyone had blackeyes and bruises!
Yoshi: Fox, your reward........ *he handed him a club*
If someone annoys you or you have an enemy or anything, use this.... my souvenier.
Fox: Thanks and for such a lovly early christmas present, I have yet to reward you!
He went over and kept hitting Link's arm rapidly repeatedly!
Link: Ouch, Hey, Ow, stop, quit it, stop it, OW!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone but Link just burst out laughing!
Fox: HA HA HA HA.....!!!!!!!
James Mcloud: Good one Fox!!!! HA HA HA HA.......!!!!!!!
Falco: I second that!!!!!! This is sweet!!!!! HA HA HA HA.........!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy: Not too sweet for Link!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoshi: But not sweet enough!!!! HA HA HA HA.........!!!!!!!!!!!! Here everyone except you Link, CLUBS!!!!!!
Everyone but Link: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope Link survives so he can get whacked in another episode of........RAMPAGE WORLD TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Koopa dude · « **Reply #11 on:** December 08, 2004, 01:42:30 PM »

That was awesome! I hope Link gets whacked some more too!

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 08, 2004, 01:52:59 PM »

Yoshi: People will now be shot off by votes instead of scores! But whoever has the least score gets whacked! WE will have a vote off right now and I go first!
Yoshi goes to vote
Yoshi: Time to meet your brother Luigi!
Luigi goes to vote
Marth goes to vote
Roy goes to vote
Roy:Link you're pathetic
Mr.Game and WAtch goes to vote
Peach goes to vote
Mewtwo goes to vote
Falcon goes to vote
Falco goes to vote
Fox goes to vote
Fox: Goodbye Ness
Neo goes to vote
Koopas go to vote
Yoshi: 5 votes Link, 4 votes Ness, and 3 votes mewtwo

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Luigi #98 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 16, 2004, 07:54:14 PM »

Link: Dam* you Fuc*ers, Bitc*es, as*es, Shi* suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole group gasped and took their clubs.
Yoshi: HIT HIS ARM!!!!! HIT HIS ARM!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA HAVE A REVENGE GAME TOMARROW WHERE WHO CAN HIT LINK'S ARM THE MOST IN ONE MINUTE!!!!!!! THE REWARDS ARE FOR MOST PAINFUL, MOST DESTRUCTIVE, AND MOST HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fox: Chill o...
Yoshi: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he took out a bazooka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Everybody: YIPE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*They all ran for cover*

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2005, 06:55:27 PM »

Yoshi: Actuuly after the destroy Link minigame we're gonna have a hell in a cell match with C.Falcon and Falco!!!!
Bart: Heh heh heh..... (hookline and sprinkles!!!!)

MarlieMoo · « **Reply #15 on:** January 15, 2005, 03:06:43 PM »

I'm lovin it. :) Yoshi's gone a little cooky. :P

Yes, I have common sense. I''m just stupid.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #16 on:** January 15, 2005, 07:59:21 PM »

Hehehehehe.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Luigi #98 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2005, 10:50:41 AM »

Yoshi: Well, technically everone won, except for link who's arm fell off. Do you know what this means? WE CAN'T WHACK HIS ARM ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: nothin a little abc gum will fix.
everyone stared especially hwolooked disgusted stared at Kirby.
Kirby: What?

Edited by - Luigi #98 on 1/17/2005 10:17:34 AM