What's Your Religion?

[Weegee]

My apologies, TEM. Your post just seemed too spontaneous to believe.

Also, please note how Turtlekid employed a witty reversal against a statement which he objected to, while Lizard Dude spouted out yet another seething snarkfest of a "response".

[Chupperson Weird]

Did the guy with religion jump off the cliff to make sure he wouldn't fall? I mean, I don't know how else he would have gotten down there.
I think the Bible says not to do that.

[Lizard Dude]

Hmm, good point. I think Turtlekid1 just basically drew a dude violating Matthew 4:7.

[PaperLuigi]

You say it, LD!

[PaperLuigi]

Also, I don't need religion to "save" me from falling. That's what friends and family are for.

[Turtlekid1]

Did the guy with religion jump off the cliff to make sure he wouldn't fall? I mean, I don't know how else he would have gotten down there.
I think the Bible says not to do that.

He tried to jump the chasm on his own but failed, because no one can do it by himself.  When he climbs back up, Jesus, equipped with wings a jetpack, will fly him across.

[Glorb]

Alright, everyone strap on a mother****ing helmet cos this [dukar] right here I'm about to spit is going to blow your ****ing mind, ese.


Could God microwave a burrito so large and/or hot that He Himself could not eat it?

[Weegee]

Cue angelic chorus.

[CrossEyed7]

Could God microwave a burrito so large and/or hot that He Himself could not eat it?

Yes.

And then He'd eat it anyway, 'cause that's how God rolls.

[Lizard Dude]

Back in college I dared Doug Dale to ask that very question during our Philosophy class. (Where is it from, again? Simpsons?)

On the first day of that same class, the teacher silently walked in and wrote PHIL 105 on the board. Doug Dale and I thought his name was actually Phil Ios for like 30 minutes.

Hey, here's a question: Which version of the Bible do you prefer? I personally love the olde-school language of the King James. Reading it is like licking creamy chocolate silk.

[CrossEyed7]

I like the ESV a lot. NKJV and NASB are nice too, and the Message is good in small doses. I still do a lot of quotes from KJV out of habit, though.

[Weegee]

The Gangsta Bible. God is 'Big G', Jesus is 'Jizesus', the Apostles are 'His Homies', Satan is 'the Man', and Judas is 'Whitey'.

[PaperLuigi]

Hey, here's a question: Which version of the Bible do you prefer?

Try none. 

[foxmccloudfan]

Wegee B funi

[Glorb]

The Weegee Bible. God is 4chan, Jesus is longcat, the Apostles are losers with V for Vendetta masks, Satan is Rick Astley, and Judas is Robotnik or deformed Spongebob or some other [dukar].