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Video Game Chat / MULTITASK
« on: August 22, 2009, 09:34:13 PM »
An excellent, cerebral multitasking exercise, kind of like play multiple WarioWares at the same time, or something. My highest score is 59; I have yet to get to the apparently brutal fourth stage since I lack an extra brain.

See how far you can get.

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General Chat / Glorb's Drawing Contest
« on: August 12, 2009, 04:06:58 PM »
Draw a sufficiently good picture matching the following description:

An album cover featuring a trio consisting of a president, Glorb, and the picture's artist.

The prize is one (one) Steam copy of the vidya game Half-Life 2. The contest ends August 20th, 2009. Now get drawing!

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Video Game Chat / Alter Ego
« on: August 12, 2009, 02:09:36 PM »
It's like The Sims but with more misery (i.e., just like real life except that it's multiple choice). I lived a pretty cool life as the pimpest toddler around until I was kidnapped by a child molester and killed. So yeah.

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So who's in favor of putting up a giant suppression field so no one can have babies? That way, the population crisis is solved and no retarded babies (i.e., anyone who disagrees with this) are born, and there's less money to spend on denim jumpsuits for everybody to wear and fewer Civil Protection officers required to police the population.

So who's in favor of my idea?

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General Chat / The Recipe Thread
« on: August 01, 2009, 04:04:19 PM »
Glorb's Gangsta Ramen

Ingredients
1 Pack Maruchan Instant Ramen, beef flavor
1 Pouch Starkist Hickory Smoked Tuna

Preparation
Cook ramen as per instructions on package. Once thoroughly cooked, drain all water from the noodles and pour into a bowl. Empty contents of flavoring packet into noodles and stir until evenly flavored. Empty half the contents of the tuna into the bowl and stir until the tuna is dispersed in little chunks throughout the noodles. Enjoy warm, serves one.

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General Chat / Should Glorb Start A Blog?
« on: July 11, 2009, 08:24:40 PM »
Do you care enough about me to read my depressing ramblings in blog form? And, if so, what should it cover?

EDIT: It's up!

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Video Game Chat / Who's Going To Go See The Asteroids Movie?
« on: July 07, 2009, 04:58:04 PM »
I know I am!

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Video Game Chat / Battlefield Heroes
« on: June 27, 2009, 01:13:07 PM »
CARTOON SHOOTAH

So I'm downloading it right now. In case you're wondering, my opinion of its aesthetics (tastelessly over-the-top parody of a real-life war and massive TF2 ripoff) and playing model (everything's free, but you can pay cash to gain extra EXP if you lack the time to play want to instantly own everyone else without really trying) still stand, but, hey, it's free. I've noticed you can't have the same screen name or character name as anyone else, so pretty soon everyone's going to end up having nonsensical gibberish as their names.

Update when I get to playing.

EDIT: Actually kind of fun, though it feels kind of sparse and disjointed. For the middle-ground class, the Soldier is far too slow.

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Forum Games / ShadowBrian's Harlem
« on: June 24, 2009, 07:46:27 PM »
Hey, I figured I might as well contribute this too. I'm only create enough to think up the title; interpret the object of this thread as you wish.

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Forum Games / You Lose FOR REAL
« on: June 24, 2009, 03:31:43 PM »
Hey, you got your You Lose in my FOR REAL!

You got my FOR REAL in my You Lose!

Two mediocre tastes that taste mediocre together.

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Forum Games / You Freak Out, You Lose
« on: June 13, 2009, 04:14:44 PM »
Post the most unsettling things you can here. Remember, if you get disturbed, you lose.



MOAR FUD FOR MOWTHBURD

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Not at the Dinner Table / MEMES
« on: June 04, 2009, 03:32:50 PM »
I speak in this case not only of internet memes, but also cultural and pop-cultural memes. As I've said before, internet memes are, to me at least, extraordinarily unfunny, and a lazy attempt at real humor. Cultural memes have a somewhat more rigorous way of seperating the wheat from the chaff by way of being passed down through the generations (so much so that things like the chicken/road joke are instantly recognizable to almost anyone). Internet memes have no such built-in quality control; this, coupled with anonymity and a demand for attention, leads to lame attempts by internet people at getting their own slice of the humor pie. On a case-by-case basis this is harmless, but left unchecked, could lead to people's standards of humor being lowered substantially.

So, the moral of this rant is probably: Let things become memes on their own and don't try and make them yourself.

And also yeah this is a poll I sort of forgot about that.

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Video Game Chat / Metroid: Other M
« on: June 03, 2009, 02:45:23 PM »

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Video Game Chat / Left 4 Dead 2
« on: June 01, 2009, 02:06:13 PM »
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2009/06/01/left-4-dead-2-exclusive-rps-preview/

Yeah. Not a Left 4 Dead update, an entirely new game. And it looks to be exactly the same as L4D1, just with more gore, weapons, special infected, and features. Which means everyone will be playing that instead of L4D1. Which means that shiny new game you spent fifty bucks on, the one Valve looked to be shaping up into the next TF2 with updates, will be obsolete come November.

Granted, the new content does look pretty awesome. But it's extremely obvious Valve could have incorporated all of this into the existing framework of the first game with varying degrees of effort. I mean, you don't see them putting out a brand-new Team Fortress every time they want to update a class, do you?

So until and unless this is either a prank, or secretly an expansion to L4D1 (neither of which is out of the question, mind you), I'm calling shenanigans on Valve.

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Forum Games / A Little Help
« on: May 23, 2009, 06:12:33 PM »
Dear Fungi Forums,

I just looked outside, and there's like a really mean looking gnome outside, looking into my house from outside. I think he intends to burgle me. I need some advice right away.

Love
Glorb

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