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Video Game Chat / Re: Marvel vs Capcom 3

« on: July 24, 2010, 06:35:32 PM »

Hellz yeah, Dr. Doom!

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Video Game Chat / Re: Pokemon Topic

« on: July 24, 2010, 06:34:27 PM »

I thought Scene girls were the ones who wore fake glasses and were 60% more likely to have sex with you than any other type of girl.

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General Chat / Re: Cravin' Haven

« on: July 24, 2010, 06:32:39 PM »

I've heard "my [dukar]" and "my joint" used interchangeably, as in:

"[X] is my joint/[dukar], son!"

Meaning, basically, [X] is the [dukar], or something.

But yeah, we Chickenmilkers come up with the craziest cubicles, frog.

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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!

« on: July 24, 2010, 06:29:42 PM »

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, really? Valve is a better troll than any other game company.

And besides, just buy a different Source engine game like Half-Life 2 or Team Fortress 2 (especially Team Fortress 2). That way you have an I-Paid-Money-For-it Source game for Garry's Mod to recognize, and you get to use both games' content!

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Forum Games / Re: What's on your Paste?

« on: July 24, 2010, 06:26:49 PM »

She was going to delete the text.

So what, in Canadia they consider looking at a text string of a song's title, running time, artist, and album to be equivalent to the song itself? No wonder Justin Beiber and Drake are so popular!

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Forum Games / Re: The Funny GIF thread

« on: July 24, 2010, 06:22:40 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 24, 2010, 06:21:02 PM »

I think I won.

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Forum Games / Re: The Funny GIF thread

« on: July 24, 2010, 06:18:19 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: July 23, 2010, 08:04:57 PM »

HEY OLD GUYS

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Forum Games / Re: What's on your Paste?

« on: July 23, 2010, 08:02:57 PM »

I'm a Believer (Reprise)   1:13   Eddie Murphy   Shrek   Soundtrack

I'm not the only one who keeps an MP3 of that song?

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Video Game Chat / Re: Why Pokémon Sucks (And What Won't Be Done To Fix It)

« on: July 23, 2010, 07:59:47 PM »

Glorb's biting sarcasm

You must be reading one of my other posts. I was dead serious as a heart attack, my friend.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Why Pokémon Sucks (And What Won't Be Done To Fix It)

« on: July 23, 2010, 11:02:20 AM »

Here's what Pokemon needs.

Te ability to fight Pokemans yourself, mano a mano, like a true man. And if you go the whole game without using your Pokemon to fight at all even once, you get an Achievement worth 1,000 Gamer Points.

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: July 23, 2010, 10:59:52 AM »

WER NOT HOSTING AN INTERRGALACKTICK CKEGGERR OVER HERE

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General Chat / Re: Luigison's Dual #1: The Chinese Room

« on: July 23, 2010, 10:56:53 AM »

Cynicism has become synonymous with intelligence. These days, no scientific mind will be taken seriously unless he holds a postmodern, misanthropic viewpoint. Hence, "meat machines".

Holy [dukar], for once I agree with Weegee (and his cool tophat dude). I don't see why people view cynicism and cold detachment as anything resembling a positive trait; if you feel the need to refer to human beings as "meat machines" and the like without any hint of irony (or realization that you sound like Invader Zim), prove yourself correct. Go strip butt nekkid and mate in the woods with all the other free will-less humanoids like you're apparently supposed to.

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General Chat / Re: Cravin' Haven

« on: July 23, 2010, 10:49:51 AM »

You've never heard [X] is my joint?

Must be a local thing.