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Title: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 04, 2010, 10:55:07 AM
This is important news. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/8109295/Coconuts-removed-from-trees-in-preparation-for-Barack-Obamas-India-trip.html)
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 04, 2010, 11:10:21 AM
Trying to think of a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference that would somehow fit here, but I can't seem to put my finger on it.
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 04, 2010, 11:37:50 AM
Are you suggesting that Presidents migrate?
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 04, 2010, 11:45:16 AM
Well played, sir.
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Luigison on November 04, 2010, 07:22:51 PM
Did you know that people (the secret service?) also have to go behind the president and scoop up all his poo and have it incinerated?  (They did it for Bush and I assume continue the practice with Obama.) 
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Toad on November 04, 2010, 08:05:19 PM
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 04, 2010, 08:37:59 PM
Did you know that people (the secret service?) also have to go behind the president and scoop up all his poo and have it incinerated?  (They did it for Bush and I assume continue the practice with Obama.) 
I just spent three minutes trying to think of what this would accomplish that flushing couldn't and failed. Why?!
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 04, 2010, 08:39:46 PM
Did you know that people (the secret service?) also have to go behind the president and scoop up all his poo and have it incinerated?  (They did it for Bush and I assume continue the practice with Obama.) 
This is how we know they're Presidents; they haven't got **** all over them.
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: CoconutMikeNIke on November 06, 2010, 01:02:58 PM
I...I just don't know how to feel about this...It's all so... I'm sorry, I can't be here right now
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Weegee on November 06, 2010, 02:38:37 PM
Expect a visit from the FBI in your near future, dude.
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 07, 2010, 10:13:24 AM
LUIGISON: EXPLAIN THE POOP THING

Is it so terrorists can't collect his DNA to make clones?
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Luigison on November 07, 2010, 12:14:33 PM
http://www.rense.com/general72/fexc.htm
http://www.spike.com/video/george-bush-takes/2905686
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 07, 2010, 08:00:52 PM
Quote from: that first article
In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.
"Bush had a food tester when he was in Vienna. You know who else had a food tester in Vienna? Hitler. I rest my case, your honor."
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Trainman on November 08, 2010, 03:00:52 PM
Did you know that people (the secret service?) also have to go behind the president and scoop up all his poo and have it incinerated?  (They did it for Bush and I assume continue the practice with Obama.) 

I wasn't aware our presidents were horses.
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 07, 2014, 06:56:54 PM
This article's headline seems very promising, but you will be disappointed. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/local/wp/2014/10/06/obama-endorses-bowser-why-on-earth-would-he-do-that/)
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: bobbysq1337 on October 07, 2014, 07:16:06 PM
To be fair, Bowser has come close to success several times.
Title: Re: Obama hates coconuts
Post by: Themetaknight on October 26, 2014, 10:02:42 PM
Oh, my.
I knew it
Obama IS Bowser!