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Title: The Tournement
Post by: Mario Master on March 23, 2003, 04:55:03 PM

All the Nintendo Characters are having a tournement, so you guys get to write the happenings of their battles.

It was the day of the tournement and Mario and Link were up first.  A voice boomed over the speakers: 3...2...1...GO!  First Link...

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: jjf8420 on March 23, 2003, 05:18:28 PM

Link took his sword, and stabbed it right through Mario's head. The Mario...

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Mario Master on March 23, 2003, 08:21:36 PM

Then Mario's head deflated.  But his body was still fighting.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 24, 2003, 12:31:59 AM

So he reinflated his head by sticking his finger in his mouth and blowing. Then, Link . . .

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Mario Master on March 24, 2003, 03:13:18 PM

used his spin attack and...

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: jjf8420 on March 24, 2003, 03:51:29 PM

Sliced Mario's head clear off his shoulders. Then Mario...

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2003, 12:42:55 AM

Put his head back on and ran away.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Dr. Mario on March 25, 2003, 04:12:25 PM

2nd Battle

Luigi VS Dr. Mario

3
2
1
GO

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: jjf8420 on March 25, 2003, 05:57:33 PM

Luigi jumps really high and dive bombs at Dr. Mario. Dr. Mario...

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2003, 11:35:05 PM

Throws a pill at Link and knocks Link's sword out of his hand.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Mario Master on March 27, 2003, 08:00:26 PM

But Link wasn't in the battle anymore so he ate the pill and it cured his constipation.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 27, 2003, 09:13:48 PM

Then Mario stole Link's sword and still didn't attack Luigi since he was his brother. ?!?

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Mario Master on March 29, 2003, 11:14:33 AM

So he shoved it up Capt. Falcon's butt.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 29, 2003, 08:45:02 PM

But Captain Falcon had buns of steel.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Dr. Mario on March 31, 2003, 03:22:23 PM

Then those gay farts Pikachu and Pichu shocked Capt. Falcon's butt, and since metal conducts electricity it hurt.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 31, 2003, 09:34:27 PM

Does steel conduct electricity?

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Mario Master on April 02, 2003, 08:41:37 PM

Yes it does.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Hirocon on April 02, 2003, 10:17:13 PM

As the tournament fell into disarray, the ref quickly announced the match between Luigi and Dr. Mario a draw, and started watching the next match, already in progress...team pokemon v. Captain Falcon.

Gigglypuff started singing to put CF to sleep, but accidentally put the ref to sleep instead.  So CF, taking advantage of the situation, commited a flagrant foul by running over gigglypuff with his F-Zero racer.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Mario Master on April 03, 2003, 08:41:47 AM

*laughs* It's Jigglypuff, stupid!

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Hirocon on April 03, 2003, 07:47:23 PM

Yes, you are correct.  I am a moron.  Thank goodness for the anonymity of the Internet.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 03, 2003, 10:06:24 PM

Then, Captain Falcon called his buddies... er, rivals, Samurai Goroh, Dr. Stewart and Pico, and they ran into the other Pokemon with their F-ZERO racers.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: jjf8420 on April 05, 2003, 03:52:44 PM

Then the Falcon Flyer KO'd all of the Pokemon!

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: King Boo on April 05, 2003, 04:17:16 PM

Then you could hear the ref talking in his sleep,& everyone laughed.

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 05, 2003, 10:30:33 PM

Then he woke up and took on his Master Hand alter ego!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 10, 2003, 01:33:42 PM

Then he punched everyone.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 10, 2003, 11:51:08 PM

Then everyone smashed him.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 11, 2003, 08:28:22 PM

Then his HP ran out so everything went into slow-motion as he faded into the background.

"Great job everyone!," said Mario, "Now who will referee?

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Hirocon on April 11, 2003, 10:42:24 PM

"Since when does Super Smash Brothers need a ref, anyway?" Marth thought to himself as he snuck up silently behind Mario and clobbered him squarely in the back of the head with a home run bat.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 15, 2003, 12:27:42 AM

Mario was immediately KO'd. Another Home Run Bat dropped from the sky. "Whaddya doin to my-a brother..." Luigi said quietly as he kicked a Koopa shell at Marth, quickly following with a lethal Home Run strike.

(Heh, that sounded wrong, didn't it?)

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Title: Re: The Tournement
Post by: Hirocon on April 24, 2003, 07:37:52 PM

Then a party ball opened, and Bob-ombs fell everywhere.