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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Chupperson Weird on April 11, 2006, 10:31:02 PM
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Half of what comes out of Boo_penguin's "mouth" is comic gold. And he's not even a forum member. Thus, he deserves his own thread.
--MEGAߥTE
[23:25:40] <EclipsedMoon> Okay I'm going to have 30 seconds of trivia here. The person who answers the most questions wins.
[23:25:45] <EclipsedMoon> 1. What's my name?
[23:25:51] <Boo_JAVA> Jeremy
[23:25:52] <EclipsedMoon> 2. Say my name and I'll beat you.
[23:25:53] <Boo_JAVA> Chadwick
[23:26:02] <EclipsedMoon> 3. What am I listening to RIGHT NOW?
[23:26:08] <Boo_JAVA> Cafe Tacuba
[23:26:11] <Boo_JAVA> the last album
[23:26:16] <EclipsedMoon> 4. Why is a table lamp in my lap?
[23:26:21] <EclipsedMoon> 5. Is a good night?
[23:26:28] <Boo_JAVA> a huge popcorn
[23:26:31] <Boo_JAVA> no, is not
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<MegaByte-away> Shouryuuken if you're going to spell it that way
<Boo_penguin> HADOKEN is correct
<Boo_penguin> check the website of SFII
<Sheng> You cannot defeat SHLOONG Long.
<Sheng> I don't care what the Webs say
<Boo_penguin> >:/
<Sheng> The japanese spelling is correct
<Boo_penguin> I can beat you everyday
<Chupperson> lol japanese spelling
<Boo_penguin> with one hand
Boo is the highlight of this chatroom excerpt.
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<TEM> Sick, sick man
<Boo_penguin> I'm so sick
<Lizard_Dude> He's so sick
<Boo_penguin> I don't throw up at all yesterday
<Boo_penguin> I'm from Argentina
<Boo_penguin> WE're proud about our water
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This is from a conversation in which Boo_penguin asked for 10 "facts" about America.
<TEM> USA really stand for, "You Suck, Argentina"
<TEM> (don't tell anyone)
<TEM> stands*
<Boo_penguin> I know that
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* Boo_penguin take a look to the table
* Boo_penguin looks : An old Gatorade, some cup with a little of coffee, Cds, a biscuit and some papers
<Vorpy> take papers
<Vorpy> read papers
<Vorpy> this is the Boo_penguin text adventure right?
<Boo_penguin> yes
<Vorpy> use gatorade on coffee
* Boo_penguin read papers, paper says : USA is invaded by Aliens from Venus
* Boo_penguin drinks old gatorade "this doesn't have any flavour"
<Vorpy> look at cds
* Boo_penguin looks at CDS : Aol internet wizard, Pagemaker 6.5 , How to destroy Aliens , and 1992 Backup files
<Vorpy> take how to destroy aliens cd
* Boo_penguin took How to destroy aliens CD
<Vorpy> look
* Boo_penguin : The telephone is ringing
<Vorpy> answer telephone
* Boo_penguin answer telephone : "Get out fast, the aliens are in the neighbourhood"
* Boo_penguin looks CD in the computer
* Boo_penguin : This Cd are made it with Nero 8. 1-How to destroy 2-How to trick they 3-Exit
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin : "Gives to eat them pop-corn flavoured chocolate"
<Vorpy> 2
* Boo_penguin : "Buy a costume of a female alien"
<Vorpy> 3
* Boo_penguin : you can go to : 1-Basement 2-Out of the house
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin goes to basement and take a look : Glue , duct tape, old waffles, and a small window
<Vorpy> take duct tape
* Boo_penguin took duct tape , you have space for 6 items.
<Vorpy> take glue
<Vorpy> take waffles
* Boo_penguin tooks glue and old waffles
<Vorpy> look at window
* Boo_penguin look at the window and see three Aliens in the street chatting.
* Boo_penguin : You can go to 1-Out of the house 2-Use backdoor to the backyard
<Vorpy> 2
* Boo_penguin uses Backdoor and find a rotten body from his friend Simon. He is wearing a black tuxedo
<Vorpy> look at simon
* Boo_penguin take a look at simon and see a card , old flashlight and a mini-gun with three bullets
<Vorpy> look at card
* Boo_penguin : The card says : New costume Shop. Valentines Road 21
<Vorpy> take flashlight
<Vorpy> take gun
* Boo_penguin takes flashlight and gun
* Boo_penguin : 1-Enter again to the house 2-Look at sky
<Vorpy> 2
* Boo_penguin take a look at sky and see tons of alien-ships flying
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin enter again to the house : 1-Our of the house 2-Basement
<Boo_penguin> *out X_x
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin goes out from the house , the big Alien says : You're mine sucker!
<Vorpy> shoot alien
* Boo_penguin shoots to the alien , and this die.
* Boo_penguin : The other 2 aliens runaway saying : Alarm! Alarm!
* Boo_penguin : 1-Runaway to the next street 2-Back to house
<Vorpy> 1
* Boo_penguin goes to the next street , and find a person who says : "Join me, I wanna beat these Aliens"
* Boo_penguin : 1-Join crazy guy 2-Keep Walking
<Vorpy> 2
* Boo_penguin : The crazy guys shoots at you , and say : "you're with them"
* Boo_penguin : GAME OVER
<Boo_penguin> X_x
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<Boo_penguin> * You were kicked from #SilicaGelEmpire by EclipsedMoon (Sorry, I have to do what I can to protect my people.)
<Boo_penguin> :)
<Boo_penguin> I love EclipsedMoon
<Boo_penguin> The fun side of the story is, I like play to be silly
<Boo_penguin> *like to play
<Boo_penguin> #SilicaGelEmpire unable to join channel (address is banned)
<Boo_penguin> hahaha
<Boo_penguin> I love this kid
<Vorpy> EclipsedMoon is our best friend
<Boo_penguin> Yeah
<Vorpy> I wonder if he'll ban me
<Boo_penguin> try it
<Boo_penguin> He loves us
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[05:59PM] Chupperson: so you don't like Jimmy Page because he's better than you?
[05:59PM] TEM: lol
[05:59PM] Boo_penguin: yeah
[05:59PM] Boo_penguin: I hate it
[05:59PM] Koopaslaya: The Page and Plant CD reunion and DVD was aazingly awesome
[06:00PM] Boo_penguin: I don't like 7 minutes songs, and it's the same loops all over again
[06:00PM] Boo_penguin: Like dance music tough @_@
[06:00PM] TEM: Long rock songs are the best ones
[06:00PM] Chupperson: yeah and Zeppelin usually throws in some variation
[06:00PM] Chupperson: (Link: https://www.dunkindonuts.com/aboutus/AmericaRunsOnDD.aspx)https://www.dunkindonuts.com/aboutus/AmericaRunsOnDD.aspx <-- TMBG music
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: mmm not really
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: are good only for Background music
[06:01PM] Chupperson: sure they do
[06:01PM] Chupperson: hahah
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: background music for love :P
[06:01PM] TEM: This guy is polluted by modern rock
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: naah
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: I listeh a lot of old bands
[06:01PM] Koopaslaya: Like what?
[06:01PM] Boo_penguin: Do you hear the Zombies?
[06:02PM] Boo_penguin: or The Shakers?
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The text adventure was freakin' hilarious. I wish I had been there...
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[13:47:28] <n-fani> Tuli njust suihkusta enkä mä ny enää
[13:47:39] <n-fani> Eh
[13:47:51] <n-fani> Why did it change the channel when I typed :I
[13:48:15] <Boo_penguin> Now I can understand finnish
[13:48:36] <Boo_penguin> you say : MY french fries are too salty
[13:48:37] <Boo_penguin> right?
[13:48:49] <n-fani> Um no
[13:48:59] <n-fani> And there's a typo in my sentence
[13:49:31] <Boo_penguin> I dunno what is typo
[13:55:08] <Boo_penguin> I know what is an Hypo
[13:58:05] <Boo_penguin> if you count all my lines Deezer , from this morning
[13:58:11] <Boo_penguin> that camera would be mine
[13:58:31] <Boo_penguin> Sapphira cannot win that camera, 'cause she is Tmk staff
[14:00:46] <DeeZZZer> hahaha
[14:01:19] <n-fani> What camera?
[14:01:55] * Vidgmchtr (Vidgmchtr@dork-8992B635.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #tmk
[14:02:18] <Boo_penguin> The camera that you win when you lead the stats
[14:02:23] <Boo_penguin> A digital one
[14:02:40] <Boo_penguin> Why do you think I type a lot n-fani?
[14:02:43] <Boo_penguin> for fun?
[14:02:44] <n-fani> Um
[14:02:48] <Boo_penguin> I don't think so
[14:02:53] <n-fani> Because you like typing?
[14:02:55] <Boo_penguin> LOL
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I figured he types a lot because he has something to say. I told him about this, and he nearly joined the forums.
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I figured he types a lot because he has something to say. I told him about this, and he nearly joined the forums.
He was at one time the latest member, then some others joined or something.
Do you mean he deleted his account after decided not to join?
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<Lizard_Dude> Boo_penguin, you must tell me joke from Argentina
<Boo_penguin> mmm ok
<Boo_penguin> A little kid enter to the house crying
<Boo_penguin> the mom says : What happen my dear?
<Boo_penguin> kid : All the other kids says I have a monkey face
<Boo_penguin> mom: That's not true, now go to the bath to clean your tears
<Boo_penguin> mom: and please comb your face
[Edited to what would have been said had he known all the English words.]
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<Boo_penguin> I was thinking in some intelligent statement to type
<Boo_penguin> but I cannot think in none
<Boo_penguin> so I must type
<Boo_penguin> Tapas burrito sombrero
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[2006.04.20 21:11:34] Boo_penguin: Only girls can call me to my cell-phone
[2006.04.20 21:11:38] Boo_penguin: real-girls
[2006.04.20 21:17:21] Boo_penguin: my cell-phone never rings
[2006.04.20 21:17:23] Boo_penguin: :/
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<Sapphira> someone have a log of it?
<Boo_penguin> I have
<Boo_penguin> for the posterity
<Boo_penguin> in 20 years I show you this log
<Boo_penguin> and you say : wow! I was young at that time
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Man, that Boo_penguin belongs in the Fungi Forums.
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I don't know...
It's nice to have him contained.
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Yeah, I guess some people were destined to stay in #tmk
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<Boo_penguin> Someone got a radio online with music?
<TEM> I do
<Boo_penguin> or something to recommed to a "forget it" penguin?
<Boo_penguin> drop it!
<Boo_penguin> the link :D
<TEM> I'm not at my broadcasting station, unfortunately
<Boo_penguin> ohhhhhhh
<Boo_penguin> X_x
<Sunbun> tol d'oh
<Boo_penguin> I start today mine
*** Sunbun has quit (Quit: Cinnamon is the winna, mon)
<Boo_penguin> 24hs of people saying the same all the time - the phrase of the day is : You got pop
<TEM> What?
*** Deezer changed topic to TheMushroomKingdom.net | !rules | !stats | You got pop
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[04/22, 04:01:08] Boo_penguin: now I'm eating some kind of salami mixed with coffee and mayonaise and some cookie chips
[04/22, 04:01:13] Boo_penguin: at the same time
[04/22, 04:02:32] Sapphira: O_o
[04/22, 04:02:39] Boo_penguin: In order is : bread with salami and mayonaise, with cookies in the bread (like a sandwich) and drinking coffee
[04/22, 04:02:53] Sapphira: maybe if you ate them separately you wouldn't throw up
[04/22, 04:03:11] Fifth: a salami-cookie sandwich with mayo...
[04/22, 04:03:17] Fifth: sounds... um...
[04/22, 04:03:18] Boo_penguin: yeah
[04/22, 04:03:21] Fifth: delish?
[04/22, 04:03:29] Boo_penguin: but it's a waste of time eating separately
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<Sapphira> I'm probably the same in person as I am online
<Boo_penguin> so you're kicking people on the street who curse?
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bread with salami and mayonaise, with cookies in the bread (like a sandwich) and drinking coffee
What a way to kill someone's appitite.
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<Boo_penguin> girls are girls L_D
<Boo_penguin> they beg and beg
<Boo_penguin> never stops
<Boo_penguin> it's like their mission in the life
<Boo_penguin> ruin the game-session of the boys
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[04/22, 22:00:07] Boo_penguin: I wanna be hit by a lightning
[04/22, 22:00:14] Boo_penguin: some people says gets lucky
[04/22, 22:00:19] Sapph-Away: O_o
[04/22, 22:00:27] Sapph-Away: you want to DIE?
[04/22, 22:00:44] Boo_penguin: 1/7 people die for being hit by a lightning
[04/22, 22:01:08] Boo_penguin: I cannot have that bad luck
[04/22, 22:01:58] Sapph-Away: you want to be hit by lightning? go out on a lake during a thunderstorm and attach a giant metal pole to the boat, and hold onto it
[04/22, 22:02:47] Sapph-Away: or better yet put a giant pole in the middle of the lake, make sure it's really, really tall, and swim to it and hold it
[04/22, 22:03:01] Boo_penguin: in water
[04/22, 22:03:06] Boo_penguin: with a pole
[04/22, 22:03:08] Boo_penguin: you can die
[04/22, 22:03:13] Boo_penguin: I mean, like walk and be hit
[04/22, 22:03:28] Sapph-Away: you said you wanted to be struck by lightning :P
[04/22, 22:03:37] Boo_penguin: hahaha
[04/22, 22:03:56] Boo_penguin: if you're in middle of the lake with a giant pole, that's it's death for sure
[04/22, 22:04:14] Boo_penguin: walk in the forest and be hit by a lightning it's not too dangerous
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[20:24] <Boo_penguin> I have a cube
[20:24] <Boo_penguin> with papers inside
Sapphira's post reminded me of the time I was indirectly hit by lightning.
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<Boo_penguin> Here in Argentina
<Boo_penguin> watch Three Stooges it's like be a fan of satan
<Boo_penguin> So I not watch it
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<n-fani> Ahh, beer for breakfast
<Boo_penguin> oh yeah!
<Boo_penguin> n-fani have alcohol troubles :(
<n-fani> Nope
<Boo_penguin> he mix beer with cereal in a plate
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Dude, this Boo_penguin rawks! He's like my crazy little cousin! Except better!
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<Sheng> The pubic schools are more interested in brainwashing children than they are in educating them. The humanists made clear their determination to take over education in the 1920s and they did so. Our educational demise is the result.
*** Sheng is now known as sheng|oblivion
<Boo_penguin> pubic?
<n-fani> OH SNAP
<Boo_penguin> I never go to a pubic school
<NintendoExpert89> I never knew there was such a school.
<Boo_penguin> Yeah, sounds interesting
<NintendoExpert89> Brainwashing
<Boo_penguin> and pubic washing I think too
<NintendoExpert89> o_o
<Boo_penguin> Actually
<Boo_penguin> in 1920, here in the south of the world occurs one of the most aberrants chapters of our history
<Vorpy> "The humanists made clear their determination to take over education in the 1920s and they did so." oh no not humanists!!!
<Boo_penguin> The humanists do something for the world?
<Vorpy> The humanists are apparently the enemies of humanity
<Boo_penguin> I think Sharon Stone do more things for the world than humanists
<Boo_penguin> at least in my country
<Boo_penguin> humanists just eat pizza and drink to get drunk
<Vorpy> I think "humanist" might be one of the words used by ultra-religious people in an attempt to label their "anti-religion" enemies
<NintendoExpert89> Oh, about evolution.
<Vorpy> oh, that makes sense I guess
<Vorpy> I was wondering what 1920 had to do with it all
<NintendoExpert89> Scopes Trial
<Vorpy> thanks, Sheng, for the sudden injection of intelligent design propaganda
<Boo_penguin> I think humanists are some kind of people who defend human rights or human being, like PETA but for humans
<Boo_penguin> Don use human skin!
Boo_penguin is like the human version of Fawful.
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<Boo_penguin> My purpose in this life is bring dolls with onions head to all the world
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[08:59:48] <Boo_penguin> Boo is dealing with the spyware from hell
[09:00:38] <Boo_penguin> After re-installing
[09:00:43] <Boo_penguin> guess what?
[09:00:54] <Boo_penguin> The spyware still with me
[09:00:55] <Boo_penguin> :)
[09:01:01] <Boo_penguin> It's my friend
[09:02:14] * Boo_penguin (benix_soni@82D204A6.5B69C4EA.64C50FB3.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
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[00:02:38] * Deezer to Boo_penguin : Wii
[00:03:17] * Boo_penguin reboot Deezer
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[2006.04.28 23:06:32] Boo_penguin: I'm tired
[2006.04.28 23:06:44] Boo_penguin: but some spyware ruin me 4 days of entire conversation
[2006.04.28 23:06:44] Boo_penguin: so...
[2006.04.28 23:06:48] Boo_penguin: I must be wake up
[2006.04.28 23:06:56] Boo_penguin: and write for the good of humanity
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[22:47:34] <Boo_penguin> Bored it's a good name for a dog
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<Boo_penguin> I must represent the sound of my wha pedal : wua wua , wua wua
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[16:50:22] <Zonic> Hi guys
[16:50:51] <Boo_penguin> Hi Zonic
[16:50:57] <Boo_penguin> Where's TAILZ?
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[00:29:21] <Boo_penguin> my nose is freeze
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[05/07, 02:37:02] Boo_penguin: TELL ME WHY
[05/07, 02:37:11] Boo_penguin: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
[05/07, 02:37:20] Boo_penguin: TELL ME WHY
[05/07, 02:37:25] Sunbun: SHUT UP!!
[05/07, 02:37:27] Sunbun: :o
[05/07, 02:37:30] Boo_penguin: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE
[05/07, 02:37:33] Boo_penguin: HAHAHA
[05/07, 02:37:39] Boo_penguin: Sapphira infect me with the virus
[05/07, 02:38:16] Boo_penguin: I can't do nothing :(
[05/07, 02:38:42] Sunbun: yeah you can
[05/07, 02:38:44] Sunbun: hunt down Sapph
[05/07, 02:39:38] Boo_penguin: I dunno what means "hunt down"
[05/07, 02:40:04] Boo_penguin: oh no, it's comming again
[05/07, 02:40:07] Boo_penguin: TELL ME WHY
[05/07, 02:40:09] Boo_penguin: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
[05/07, 02:40:15] gnarly_marlie: Oh noes! :O
[05/07, 02:40:24] Boo_penguin: TELL ME WHY
[05/07, 02:40:25] Boo_penguin: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE
[05/07, 02:40:27] * gnarly_marlie covers Boo_penguins mouth
[05/07, 02:40:44] Boo_penguin: TEBB MBB WHBB
[05/07, 02:40:49] Chupperson: XD
[05/07, 02:40:51] gnarly_marlie: XD
[05/07, 02:41:02] gnarly_marlie: :D
[05/07, 02:41:06] Boo_penguin: I NEBBR BANNA BEABB BU SAY
(Note: Earlier that evening I was tormenting people by "loudly singing" a Backstreet Boys song. XD)
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[05/08, 18:43:33] Boo_penguin: I'm not allowed to share my thoughts in the forums
[05/08, 18:44:26] goodie: why?
[05/08, 18:44:40] Boo_penguin: I dunno why
[05/08, 18:44:44] Boo_penguin: I'm contained here
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[05/08, 18:46:40] Sapphira: I say REBEL AGAINST CONTAINMENT
[05/08, 18:46:43] Sapphira: BE FREE
[05/08, 18:46:44] Sapphira: WHOO
[05/08, 18:48:12] Boo_penguin: :)
[05/08, 18:48:13] Boo_penguin: Yes!
[05/08, 18:48:21] * Boo_penguin is signing in FungiForums
[05/08, 18:48:29] Sapphira: :o :D
[05/08, 18:48:56] Boo_penguin: Now I can share my wisdom with you
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He really signed in!?
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[08:49PM] Boo_penguin: Well if someone is interested I'm selling dolls made it with onions
[08:51PM] Boo_penguin: If you buy me 2 dolls I gift a Vodoo skull with magic powers
[08:52PM] Koopaslaya: Well, I think I'm going to pass.
[08:52PM] Boo_penguin: If you want I can add a monkey hand too
[08:53PM] Koopaslaya: No thanks
[08:53PM] Koopaslaya: Well, actually
[08:53PM] Koopaslaya: how much will it cost?
[08:53PM] Boo_penguin: Well each doll per $4
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<Boo_penguin> cerdo = pork
<Vorpy> cabezas de cerdo?
* TEM has quit IRC (Quit: pork mmm
<Boo_penguin> yes
<Vorpy> head of pork?
<Boo_penguin> yes with mayonaise
<Vorpy> what is a head of pork
<Boo_penguin> the head of the pork
<Boo_penguin> with eyes and everything
<bobman37> unbeknownst to most, pork can grow too
<bobman37> just like lettuce
<Boo_penguin> yes
<Boo_penguin> pork are yummy
<Boo_penguin> I eat them alive
<Boo_penguin> I start with the feets
<BirdPerson> o_O
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<Boo_penguin> Here I have my nose freeze
<gnarly_marlie> aw :o What can I do to warm up your nose, Boo?
<Boo_penguin> From what part of USA you're bobman?
<bobman37> midwest
<bobman37> somewheres in colorado, i'll tell you that much
<gnarly_marlie> I was born in Arkansas!....But, I currently live in Indiana *bangs head against wall*
* Boo_penguin to Marlie: Exist a way to warm my nose?
<Boo_penguin> Colorado :)
<Boo_penguin> I can put a sock in my nose
<gnarly_marlie> ahahaha :P
<Boo_penguin> but a sock hanging from my nose it's not very cute
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<Boo_penguin> Well , I'm bad with stalkers
<Boo_penguin> So, no reason to afraid
<Boo_penguin> *to be
<Boo_penguin> but that's ok
<Boo_penguin> I just wanna imagine the site where do you live
<Boo_penguin> 'cause I don't know USA very well
<Boo_penguin> and cut your neck too with a big knife , but thats later
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<Boo_penguin> I have a rat in my pocket
<Boo_penguin> his name is Pookie
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Since I was the only one who witnessed this, I guess I owe it to you all to post it.
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<BirdPerson> Bye guys.
<Boo_penguin> Well Birdperson
<BirdPerson> :D
<Boo_penguin> We are the kings of the mountain
<BirdPerson> MUHAHAHAHAHA, I've never told you this before...
<BirdPerson> I'm EVIL!!!!
<Boo_penguin> I know
<BirdPerson> XD
<Boo_penguin> I'm GOD
<BirdPerson> O_O
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<Boo_penguin> shh Birdperson
<Boo_penguin> they back
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lol, Netsplits are fun. I remember being stuck in a single chatroom with Markio and br26/br27.
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<Winterkill> Qoaoaoaoaova?
<Winterkill> Sounds like some crazy Russian woman's name.
<Boo_penguin> Actually I meet a girl with that name
<Winterkill> Liar.
<Boo_penguin> Yes, I'm a liar.
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<Boo_penguin> I always kick my modem
<Boo_penguin> just for fun
<Boo_penguin> I like kicks stuff for fun
<Boo_penguin> I enjoy kicking people on the street
<Boo_penguin> just for fun
<Boo_penguin> I kick people and run away
* Boo_penguin laughs like evil
<BigLuigiFan> Sounds like what Sapph does. jk
<Boo_penguin> Yes, she enjoy kick people on the street too
<Boo_penguin> She says "I'm here like I'm in the real life"
<Boo_penguin> XD
<Boo_penguin> I think most people here do that, but they can't say it
<Boo_penguin> in USA kick people on the street it's a felony
<Boo_penguin> here we enjoy kicking the ones to the others
<goodie> i didn't know kicking people was a felony.
<Boo_penguin> I think in USA is
<Vorpy> assault?
<Boo_penguin> kick unknow people
<Boo_penguin> stranger people
<Boo_penguin> here it's like say HI
<goodie> haha
<Boo_penguin> goodie :D
<goodie> :D
<Vorpy> according to wikipedia, assault is usually a misdemeanor, not a felony
<Boo_penguin> mmm so you can't go to jail just for kick people
<Vorpy> you can go to jail for a misdemeanor
<Vorpy> but probably less than a year
<Vorpy> aggravated assault is a felony
<Vorpy> aggravated assault looks like...more serious assaults
<Boo_penguin> oh
<Boo_penguin> But you can go into a jail with roomates called Spike , Mike and Big Daddy ?
<Boo_penguin> just for kick people
<Boo_penguin> You can learn a lot from Big Daddy
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Violence Hour in #tmk. Goes here because Boo_penguin took so much part in it.
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[6:07pm] Boo_penguin: stabs Nobody with a coke can
[6:07pm] Vidgmchtr: Nobody cares if you hurt him, Boo.
[6:07pm] Nobody: stabs Coke can
[6:07pm] Suffix: !stab Everybody
[6:07pm] Mushroom_Boy: stabs Everybody
[6:08pm] Nobody: stabs Mushroom_Boy back
[6:08pm] Vidgmchtr: Nobody intimidates our clients, Nobody.
[6:08pm] Boo_penguin: stabs Vidgmchtr with a Zelda Cart
[6:09pm] Nobody: stabs Zelda Cart
[6:09pm] Lizard_Dude: Ah man
[6:09pm] Lizard_Dude: I just accidentally gleeked all over my monitor
[6:09pm] Boo_penguin: @_@
[6:09pm] gnarly_marlie: Ya see how much violence is going on in here?
[6:10pm] Nobody: stabs @_@ with a @_@_@
[6:10pm] Suffix: !slap
[6:10pm] Mushroom_Boy: slaps Suffix around a bit with a large trout
[6:10pm] gnarly_marlie: lol
[6:10pm] Boo_penguin: slaps Mushroom_Boy with a rose
[6:10pm] gnarly_marlie: stabs Lizard_Dude with a large trout
[6:10pm] MaxVance: It must be Violence Hour.
[6:10pm] gnarly_marlie: Yes, indeed
[6:11pm] Boo_penguin: stabs MaxVance with an old banana
[6:11pm] gnarly_marlie: Sorry, LD. I know you probably didn't deserve that. :P
[6:11pm] Nobody: kicks a Koopa shell at the old banana
[6:11pm] Suffix: !attack Koopa shell
[6:11pm] Mushroom_Boy: throws Bob-ombs at Koopa shell
[6:12pm] Boo_penguin: attacks nobody with a Shoryuken
[6:12pm] Suffix: !take life Shoryuken
[6:12pm] Mushroom_Boy: takes a life from Shoryuken
[6:12pm] gnarly_marlie: That's gotta hurt
[6:13pm] Boo_penguin: stabs Mushroom_Boy with Adobe Pagemaker manual
[6:13pm] Nobody: stomps Adobe Pagemaker manual with Kuribo's Shoe
[6:13pm] gnarly_marlie: XD
[6:13pm] Suffix: What a tremendous scuffle.
[6:13pm] Boo_penguin: attacks Nobody with a large and big whale
[6:14pm] Suffix: !slap Boo blue_whale
[6:14pm] Mushroom_Boy: slaps Boo blue_whale around a bit with a large trout
[6:14pm] Suffix: Rats.
[6:14pm] gnarly_marlie: XD
[6:14pm] Boo_penguin: 's whale eat the trout
[6:14pm] goodie-away is now known as goodie.
[6:14pm] Suffix: !take blue_whale that_sentence
[6:14pm] Mushroom_Boy: takes a blue_whale from that_sentence
[6:14pm] Nobody: slaps Boo around a bit with blue_whale
[6:15pm] Boo_penguin: stabs goodie with Nobody
[6:15pm] gnarly_marlie: rotfwl XD
[6:15pm] goodie: ouch!
[6:15pm] goodie: nobody hurts
[6:15pm] Vidgmchtr: You don't have to use an underscore, Suffix
[6:15pm] Suffix: Yeah you do.
[6:15pm] Nobody: gives a welcome back stab to goodie
[6:15pm] Suffix: !take blue whale that sentence
[6:15pm] Mushroom_Boy: takes a blue from whale that sentence
[6:15pm] gnarly_marlie: stabs Boo_penguin with goodie
[6:15pm] Vidgmchtr: Copy and paste thie space in between here and between.
[6:16pm] Boo_penguin: ouch
[6:16pm] Suffix: ?
[6:16pm] Boo_penguin: stabs gnarly_marlie with a faded rose
[6:16pm] gnarly_marlie: hahahah
[6:16pm] Nobody: burns faded rose
[6:16pm] gnarly_marlie: That's my current nick on msn messenger
[6:16pm] Vidgmchtr: The space in between "here" and the first "between" in the sentence
[6:16pm] Vidgmchtr: It's a non-breaking space
[6:16pm] gnarly_marlie: argh you burned me
[6:17pm] Boo_penguin: attacks Nobody with a spoon
[6:17pm] gnarly_marlie: lolol
[6:17pm] goodie: eats a cucumber
[6:17pm] Nobody: throws spoon at cucumber
[6:17pm] gnarly_marlie: drinks tea
[6:17pm] Br27 joined the chat room.
[6:17pm] Boo_penguin: throws tea to Nobody
[6:18pm] Suffix: I understand now, Vid. Can I get that type of space from charmap?
[6:18pm] Nobody: pours tea out
[6:18pm] gnarly_marlie: Br27, stay out of the line of fire
[6:18pm] Vidgmchtr: Suffix: Dunno
[6:18pm] Boo_penguin: stabs Nobody with an old rotten egg
[6:19pm] Nobody: puts Br27 in the line of fire
[6:19pm] Br26 left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[6:20pm] Boo_penguin: run to his cave
[6:20pm] gnarly_marlie: lol
[6:20pm] Nobody: blows up cave
[6:20pm] gnarly_marlie: attack Boo_penguin with LOVE! :D
[6:20pm] Boo_penguin: have a secret door
[6:20pm] gnarly_marlie: *attacks
[6:20pm] Boo_penguin: scapes
[6:20pm] Boo_penguin: feels the love
[6:20pm] Nobody: stabs LOVE! with hate
[6:21pm] gnarly_marlie: hahaha :D
[6:21pm] gnarly_marlie: D:
[6:21pm] gnarly_marlie: lol
[6:21pm] Boo_penguin: stabs Nobody with a stab command
[6:21pm] gnarly_marlie: stabs Nobody with hate
[6:21pm] Nobody: stabs D: with :D
[6:21pm] gnarly_marlie: XD
[6:21pm] Nobody: stabs XD with DX
[6:22pm] gnarly_marlie: stabs a knife
[6:23pm] gnarly_marlie: gets tired from so much stabbing and attaking
[6:23pm] Nobody: kicks Boo_penguin
[6:23pm] Boo_penguin left the chat room. (Quit: Kicked by Nobody)
[6:23pm] gnarly_marlie: :O!
[6:23pm] Boo_penguin joined the chat room.
[6:23pm] Boo_penguin: :O
[6:23pm] Boo_penguin: XD
[6:23pm] Nobody: kicks Boo_penguin
[6:23pm] gnarly_marlie: heh That's what I said
[6:23pm] Boo_penguin left the chat room.
[6:24pm] Boo_penguin joined the chat room.
[6:24pm] Boo_penguin: :O
[6:24pm] gnarly_marlie: o_O
[6:24pm] Boo_penguin: XD
[6:24pm] gnarly_marlie: slaps Nobody
[6:24pm] Boo_penguin: hahahaha
[6:24pm] Nobody: stabs o_O with a o_O_o
[6:24pm] Boo_penguin: run away from Nobody
[6:26pm] MaxVance: ------------------------------------------
[6:26pm] MaxVance: Violence Hour is over.
[6:26pm] Boo_penguin: ___________________________________________________________/
[6:27pm] gnarly_marlie: *sigh*
[6:27pm] Boo_penguin: _______________________EOF_______________________________
[6:28pm] Boo_penguin: is tired for all the fights , he must rest under a tree
[6:28pm] gnarly_marlie: rests beside him :)
[6:28pm] Boo_penguin: ;)
[6:30pm] Vidgmchtr: knows that Nobody cares about him
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I could make this look better, but it is too long.
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Good times, good times. lol
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<Boo_penguin> is a classic , Jhon Skatman
<Boo_penguin> belong to my "disco" times
<Boo_penguin> When all the girls died for me
<Boo_penguin> and they say "Please Boo , dance with me"
<Boo_penguin> and I say "sorry cute , but this awesome body have a owner"
<Boo_penguin> And they say "ohh"
<Boo_penguin> and I say "don`t cry baby , maybe the next saturday"
<Boo_penguin> and next I walk away doing the "moon-step" of Michael JAckson
<Boo_penguin> and some girl on the back , say "that guy it's a dream"
<Boo_penguin> LAter I took a guitar and play Back in Black of AC DC
<Boo_penguin> just alone
<Boo_penguin> the drum and bass coming for nowhere
<Boo_penguin> I was a winner
<Boo_penguin> all my life
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<Boo_penguin> Dillon dode send me 6 e-mails this week
<Boo_penguin> I don't this guy
<Boo_penguin> Maybe I must answer
<Boo_penguin> maybe he got the wrong adress
<Boo_penguin> *don't know
<Lizard_Dude> Is he from Nigeria?
<Lizard_Dude> And rich?
<Boo_penguin> Yes
<Boo_penguin> He have troubles with his bank account
<Boo_penguin> and I must deposite something
<Lizard_Dude> You should help that poor man
<Boo_penguin> and he gaves some money for that
<Boo_penguin> yes
<Boo_penguin> I must
<Boo_penguin> I'm doing that right now
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<Boo_penguin> I read in someplace , in US the hamburguers are kinda red
<Boo_penguin> here are kinda black
<Chupperson> they're kinda black here too
<Chupperson> they're kinda red if they aren't cooked enough
<Boo_penguin> You like it semi-crude?
<Chupperson> I don't like hamburgers
<Boo_penguin> oh
<Boo_penguin> you just eat burritos
<Chupperson> right :P
<Sapphira> XD
<Boo_penguin> Well Burritos here is Donkeys
<Boo_penguin> so you like eat donkeys
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<Vid|Ahhhh> Eww Big Brother, I hate that reality show (as well as every other reality show)
*** Vid|Ahhhh is now known as Vidgmchtr
<Boo_penguin> Hey!
<Boo_penguin> Reality shows are the best of actual TV
<Vidgmchtr> Hahahahahaha
<Boo_penguin> Oh yeah
<Boo_penguin> Donald Trumph reality shows has a lot of viewers
<Boo_penguin> as real world
<Boo_penguin> big brother
<Boo_penguin> 40 millions of Americans cannot be wrong
<Vidgmchtr> 40 millions of Americans are couch potatoes who need to get out more :P
<Vidgmchtr> Seriously most normal Americans HATE reality shows
<bobman37> Amazing Race :)
<Boo_penguin> You considered yourself a normal American?
<Boo_penguin> XD
<Vidgmchtr> No I'm one of the crazy ones who just happen to hate reality shows
<Boo_penguin> hahahaha
<NintendoExpert89> Vid's crazy
<Boo_penguin> Yeah he is
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<Vidgmchtr> 40 millions of Americans are couch potatoes who need to get out more :P
Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. ;)
(And yes, I realize the irony/hyprocrisy of my pointing that out. XD)
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Dating advice from Boo_penguin...
<AwayPerson> Why did I never play Dance Dance Revolution when I could? :(
<Boo_penguin> 'cause is a girly game?
<Boo_penguin> and you want to kill zombies and people?
<AwayPerson> XD
<Boo_penguin> hijack
* AwayPerson doesn't want to wear fancy shoes...
*** AwayPerson is now known as BirdPerson
<Fifth> why go to the dance, then...?
<Boo_penguin> to get chicks Fifth
<BirdPerson> Well, I never go to any, and it's the last one I can go to this year...
<Boo_penguin> Go there and be wild
<BirdPerson> I told my friends I would, too
<Boo_penguin> try to get a brunnete
<BirdPerson> I probably shouldn't, come to think of it
<BirdPerson> I won't be doing anything, so I'll likely be bored
<Boo_penguin> no no no no
<Boo_penguin> You must take a look
<Boo_penguin> when you see a lonely girl
<Boo_penguin> you must go near to her
<Boo_penguin> and start to talk
<Boo_penguin> Start with for example
<Boo_penguin> -That's a nice dress
<Boo_penguin> or
<Boo_penguin> - Your eyes are spectacular!
<BirdPerson> Hahaha
<NintendoExpert89> What if she doesn't like you?
<BirdPerson> High chance.
<Boo_penguin> listen to me
<Boo_penguin> the experience (mine) says :
<Boo_penguin> You can win a girl being nice , funny and quiet
<Boo_penguin> that's all
<Boo_penguin> don't be shy
<Boo_penguin> girls hate that
<Boo_penguin> and when you take a look and see for example three girls
<Boo_penguin> 1 - Super awesome cute 2- Nice and cute girl 3 - Typical ugly girl but with an amazing heart
<Boo_penguin> go for the chick #2 , later for the #3
<BirdPerson> I'm nothing to look at either, so I've known that for a long time
<Boo_penguin> Remember this : In girls hunting , you never lose
<Boo_penguin> two of my best lines are the most simple things of the world
<Boo_penguin> 1 - You wanna to dance with me?
<Boo_penguin> 2 - You wanna drink something with me?
<BirdPerson> It's in half an hour, so I'm gonna have to prepare some more.
<BlackMage> What is this, dating 101? As cliche as it is, just be yourself BirdPerson.
*** BirdPerson is now known as AwayPerson
<Boo_penguin> no no , some help
<AwayPerson> I know that.
<AwayPerson> XP
<Boo_penguin> you must always be yourself
<AwayPerson> I must go
<Boo_penguin> you cannot act like Vid if you're BirdPerson
Later on...
<NintendoExpert89> I heard that "girls hunting" is called "wolfing"
<Chupperson> it depends on if you're malicious about it or not :P
<Boo_penguin> oh here in my city is "Buitriar"
<Boo_penguin> something like that bird who eats rotten bodies
<Boo_penguin> and fly in circles
<NintendoExpert89> In 1945 it was a favorite school activity
<Chupperson> scavenging
<Boo_penguin> Buitre in spanish
<NintendoExpert89> Vulture
<Chupperson> buzzard?
<Chupperson> probably vulture
<Boo_penguin> I dunno the english word
<NintendoExpert89> Buzzard or vulture.
<Boo_penguin> we say Buitriar , act like a BUITRE
<Boo_penguin> We love act like a vulture
<Chupperson> poor dead girl bodies
<Boo_penguin> you must go for the weakest victim
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[09:09PM] Vidgmchtr: Koop, I'd appreciate it if you stopped saying "poor Vid"
[09:09PM] Vidgmchtr: Thanks
[09:09PM] Koopaslaya: Ok.
[09:09PM] Koopaslaya: I shall
[09:09PM] Koopaslaya: Once more?
[09:09PM] Sunbun: hi again
[09:09PM] Koopaslaya: For old times sake?
[09:09PM] * Boo_penguin says : Poor Vid
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<Boo_penguin> Now my cell-phone has credit
<Boo_penguin> I have coke
<Boo_penguin> food
<Boo_penguin> cigarretes
<Boo_penguin> but I'm sick , I got fever and I have cold
<Boo_penguin> why I can't have a perfect night?
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<Vidgmchtr> 40 millions of Americans are couch potatoes who need to get out more :P
Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. ;)
(And yes, I realize the irony/hyprocrisy of my pointing that out. XD)
This is the classic quote froms Boo_penguin thread.
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I was quoting from the post above me without using the quote feature. Yeesh. Does this make you happy?
<Vidgmchtr> 40 millions of Americans are couch potatoes who need to get out more :P
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<Boo_penguin> My age is 24 years old
<Boo_penguin> to solidmushroom
<solidmushroom> I see
<Boo_penguin> I can be more older
<Boo_penguin> But I don't wanna
<goodie> you have the power to make yourself older?
<Boo_penguin> yes
<solidmushroom> WTD?
<Boo_penguin> and younger too
<goodie> wow
<Boo_penguin> But I can have , for example , 3 years old , 'cause later I can revert that
<Boo_penguin> *I can't have
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<Boo_penguin> guess what
<Boo_penguin> 2 days without smoking
<BirdPerson> Woo!
<Boo_penguin> :O
<Boo_penguin> I smoke two packs per day , from that to no smoking at all
<Boo_penguin> it's a big step
<BirdPerson> Yeah it is
<Sapphira> wow, good for you!
<Chupperson> that's great!
<Boo_penguin> yeah :D
<Boo_penguin> But now I'm addicted to veggie soup :(
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<Boo_penguin> Deezer die
<Boo_penguin> Mushroom Boy die with him
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<Boo_penguin> My computer runs smoothly
<Boo_penguin> like smooth criminal of Michael Jackson
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<Vidgmchtr> Seriously the last time I used a floppy I was like, 8
<Boo_penguin> Obviusly Vid
<Vidgmchtr> 9 years ago
<Boo_penguin> in America , pen-drives , usb-hd , etc comes quickly
<Boo_penguin> here we have that tech about 4 years ago
<Boo_penguin> I'm in the jurassic park VID
<Boo_penguin> my neighbour is a T-REX
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<Boo_penguin> my undies are vibrating
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<Boo_penguin> Nick in real , is a goverment channel
<Boo_penguin> all those cartoons contains subliminal messages
<Chupperson> hehhehheh
<Boo_penguin> Bob Square Pants Episode #EDF4563 "Crab-burgers"
<Boo_penguin> in a secuence you can read the phrase
<Boo_penguin> "EAT OIL" "EAT OIL"
<Boo_penguin> and over the end of that episode
<Boo_penguin> you can hear a tiny voice of says
<Boo_penguin> "YOUR MIND IS MINE"
<Boo_penguin> several times
<Boo_penguin> Like Ashley Simpsons songs
<Boo_penguin> if you revert the music with a audio-editor , in the song LALA
<Boo_penguin> you can hear
<Boo_penguin> "DANCE WITH THE DEVIL , DANCE WITH THE DEVIL BABY"
<Boo_penguin> check it on http://www.boocientist.com
<Lizard_Dude> @_@
<Lizard_Dude> Your site is down
<Lizard_Dude> I think the government hacked it
<Boo_penguin> oh no!
<Boo_penguin> THE FBI!!!
* Boo_penguin runs
<Chupperson> Definition of "cientist" COMING NEXT WEEK!
<Boo_penguin> sorry :P
<Boo_penguin> was scientist, but my site is innovative
<Fifth> heh
<Vorpy> Boo_penguin's message goes beyond things like "spelling" and "grammar"
<solidmushroom> yeah
<Boo_penguin> sorry , my english teacher die recently
<solidmushroom> he's so srart, that he evolved beyond those things
<solidmushroom> *smart
<Boo_penguin> Oh Yes I use Walmart
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I was quoting from the post above me without using the quote feature. Yeesh. Does this make you happy?
Whoopsies.
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<Boo_penguin> everything in my life is a silly joke
<MaxVance> ...
<Boo_penguin> But I don't laugh about "..."
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/me is eating a burrito
/me is eating a moskito
<Boo_penguin> I have a logical trouble without a solution
<Boo_penguin> I tried to find the answer in the god called internet
<Boo_penguin> but seems to be a unsolve trouble
<Boo_penguin> X_x
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Man I wish I can get into the chatroom. Stupid internet!
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Note: FoodPerson is the nick I use when I'm eating something.
<Boo_penguin> Lizard_Dude have the point
<FoodPerson> Yeah
<FoodPerson> I have the bagel
<Boo_penguin> And I have nothing
<Boo_penguin> Well , I have the new depeche mode CD
<Boo_penguin> that's something
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<BirdPerson> My computer is humming loudly
<BirdPerson> It needs to stop
<Boo_penguin> hummmmmmmmmmm
<Boo_penguin> my computer makes a lot of noise
<Boo_penguin> but I think she's having fun
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<Boo_penguin> my rooms smells like rat
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It's ok, Deezer, he can support the smell...
[04:37PM] Boo_penguin: >_< I can support the smell
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[16:54:24] <Boo_penguin> I'm not a pork , definitively not
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We were talking about the DS Lite at the time of this.
<Lizard_Dude> Man, my eyes were already getting fried while playing in the dark
<Boo_penguin> fried eyes
<Boo_penguin> my favourite meal
<goodie> what do they taste like?
<Boo_penguin> like chicken
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[06-14-2006 02:49PM] Koopaslaya: Driving Class is a waste of 300 dollars
[06-14-2006 02:50PM] DeeZZZer: o_o
[06-14-2006 02:50PM] Boo_penguin: Why? You can access to your permission to drive
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[14:51:08] <Boo_penguin> Waltz it's a good music for a bus
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<Boo_penguin> MSN Messenger is free
<Boo_penguin> but you must send a postcard to Bill Gates
<Boo_penguin> saying : Thanks buddy , you're the one
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<Boo_penguin> I hate in Forums the label "newbie"
<Boo_penguin> bother me badly
<Deezer> what about n00b?
<Boo_penguin> the label in forums
<Boo_penguin> bother me
<Boo_penguin> when you post your first message you have the label Noob
<Deezer> what about nub?
<Boo_penguin> neh , a better label is "fresh-meat"
<Deezer> haha
<Boo_penguin> and when you post more than 400000 posts , you must have the label "GOD"
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<Boo_penguin> and this god must be more than an ADmin
<Boo_penguin> or moderator
<Boo_penguin> he can close the forum forever if he wants
<Boo_penguin> and make admins and moderators dances
<Boo_penguin> just if he wants
<Boo_penguin> I want to be GOD in some forum
<Boo_penguin> :(
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[22:46:29] <Chupperson> Locke is also a guy in FF6
[22:46:37] <Lizard_Dude> Yes
[22:47:19] <Boo_penguin> I agree
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<Boo|php> nothing happens in #tmk
<Boo|php> #sexychat is more fun at this hours
<Boo|php> <cuak>
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* Boo|php has joined #sexychat
<Boo|php> :(
<Lizard_Dude> Hey baby
<Lizard_Dude> r u sexy?
<Boo|php> you can bet
<Lizard_Dude> want 2 chat?
<Boo|php> yes
<Lizard_Dude> do u lik kats?
<Boo|php> yes
<Boo|php> hug
<Lizard_Dude> does php mean 'pretty hot person'?
<Boo|php> exactly
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<Boo_penguin> I invite a Mario Fan from Argentina to the chat
<Boo_penguin> he collects stuff about Mario
* Mario10 has joined #tmk
<Mario10> Hi
<Mario10> My name is "Facundo"
<Chupperson> Really?
<Mario10> and live in Buenos Aires Argentina
<Boo_penguin> I recommend to him the site [TMK] for getting info about other rare stuff
<Mario10> Mario10 RLZ!
<Mario10> The best game of world :) ( Hack )
<Koopnothere> mhmm
<Mario10> www.elforo.de/mario10
<Mario10> www.elforo.de/mario10
<Mario10> elforo.de/mario10
<Mario10> [wtd]?!
<Mario10> (www . elforo . de /mario10)
<Lizard_Dude> ?
<Boo_penguin> Sorry about my friend, it's his first time in IRC
<Mario10> Sorry everbody
<Boo_penguin> [Maybe this wasn't a good idea]
<Mario10> I am coleccion famicom carts pirate of Mario Bros
<Lizard_Dude> What do you have?
<Boo_penguin> El te pregunto que carts tenés
<Mario10> Ok
<Mario10> Thanks Boo Penguin
<Mario10> Mario 5 (Hack Doki Doki Panic 2)
<Mario10> Mario6 (Hack of Tiny Toons)
<Mario10> Mario9 (Hack Island Aventure II )
<Mario10> Mario10 (Hack Jackie Chan Action Kung Fu)
<Mario10> Mario10
<Mario10> <censored>!!!!!!!
<Mario10> que pasa ?
<Vidgmchtr> We normally don't like swearing in here :)
<Boo_penguin> No insultos por favor
<Mario10> Como se dice desconocido?
<Boo_penguin> Unknow
<Mario10> Mario13 (Hack Unknow)
<Mario10> my MSN: faker-8bits@hotmail.com
<Lizard_Dude> I love the numbering system of the hakcs
<Lizard_Dude> *hacks
<Mario10> Yes!
<Mario10> I am BoyLover Family Game :D
<Mario10> Famicom
* Mario10 has quit IRC (Quit: Ciao!)
<Boo_penguin> That's represents the culture of my country
<Boo_penguin> cheers
* Boo_penguin commits suicide
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<Boo_penguin> asian_girl was nice to me , she want to eat my lips
<Boo_penguin> actually sounds like Hannibal Lecter to me
<Boo_penguin> she saId in one line : I want to eat your lips
<Boo_penguin> next line : with onions
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<Boo_penguin> Fairemaster is my hero.
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HAHA! That one is funny!
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Now I know why LD said it was better to have him contained.
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[16:07:54] <Sapphira> vell, vhen I come back I vill have more pictures and videos, yah, so zee youz later
[16:08:06] <Sapphira> I vill also be in NC
[16:08:14] <Boo_penguin> NC?
[16:08:18] <Boo_penguin> New Cork?
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<Markio> and then she kissed me
<TEM> lol yeah right
<Fifth> heh
<Markio> she said good night and went inside. I wanted to savor the moment and stay there, but I figured she'd probably look out her window and see me still there, so
<Markio> I left
<Boo_penguin> who kiss you?
<Boo_penguin> a zombie?
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Edited for relevence.
<MarlieMoo> I need to pick back up on practicing guitar :\
<MarlieMoo> I'm never going to get anywhere if I don't practice
<Markio> Practice makes perfect, I heard
<Deez|away> perfect practice makes perfect
<Deez|away> Best advice I ever got
<MarlieMoo> :p
<Deez|away> Except for "Don't whiz on the electric fence" of course
<Boo_penguin> Deezer iluminate me with your wisdom
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<Boo_penguin> <BoyBot> 22. Video Games: How many holes have a person?
<Boo_penguin> <Boo_penguin> hahaha
<Boo_penguin> <bobman37> WHAT?
<Boo_penguin> crazy question
<Deezer> @_@
<bobman37> the answer was four
<bobman37> four holes have a person
<Fifth> four of how many?
<Fifth> And what do the other holes have?
<Boo_penguin> NOSE
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<Boo_penguin> thanks
<Boo_penguin> It works
<Boo_penguin> I own you one
Heh. My typos are never that cool. Boo_Penguin pwns!
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<Boo_penguin> hey my uncle-girl [I dunno the word] is called Aurora
<Sapph-Zzz> aunt?
<Boo_penguin> aunt
<Boo_penguin> yes
<Boo_penguin> uncle-girl [what I was thinking!!!]
Later
<Sapph-Zzz> what makes a girl visiting more special than a guy?
<Boo_penguin> 'cause if a girl visits you
<Boo_penguin> that meant she cares about you
<Boo_penguin> and want something from you
<BirdPerson> Money and marshammlows, for example
<BirdPerson> XP
<Boo_penguin> something like that
<Boo_penguin> XD
<Sapph-Zzz> yeah, but...
<BirdPerson> marshmallows*
<Sapph-Zzz> bah
<Boo_penguin> the girls doesn't visits me
<Boo_penguin> my ex scare away all my female friends
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This is supposed to be "classic quotes," not "classic dump your chat log..."
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Way too long. Only the bold parts should have been posted.
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[2006.06.30 16:55:42] Lizard_Dude: Without Bawls, my trivia performance may be lackluster
[2006.06.30 16:56:11] Boo_penguin: ACtually Lizard_Dude are very down in my trivia stats
[2006.06.30 16:56:25] Lizard_Dude: Actually I wasn't talking about your trivia
[2006.06.30 16:56:48] Boo_penguin: Actually I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about other Lizard_Dude
[2006.06.30 16:57:05] Lizard_Dude: Actually I am not here
[2006.06.30 16:57:14] Boo_penguin: Actually I wet my pants
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Yeah, okay... edited.
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How about a dozen "classic" quotes...
[2005.05.25 00:45:25] Boo_pinguin: I meet a nice girl in other world
[2005.05.25 00:45:29] Boo_pinguin: not in Tmk
[2005.05.25 00:45:36] Calculator: The other world... Heh.
[2005.05.25 00:45:43] Boo_pinguin: the other world
[2005.05.25 00:45:49] Boo_pinguin: like outworld
[2005.05.25 00:45:53] Boo_pinguin: Mortal Kombat yeah!
[2005.05.25 23:14:24] Boo_pinguin: When Link gets Drunk
[2005.05.25 23:14:27] Boo_pinguin: Do you imagine
[2005.05.25 23:14:31] Boo_pinguin: Zelda Drunk
[2005.05.25 23:14:32] Chupperson: I don't imagine
[2005.05.25 23:14:58] Boo_pinguin: Zelda VII : Link gets drunk in japan
[2005.05.25 23:15:02] Boo_pinguin: cool name for a game
[2005.05.25 23:45:58] Boo_pinguin: I'm lost
[2005.05.25 23:46:04] Boo_pinguin: in the jungle
[2005.05.25 23:46:23] Lizard_Dude: Which jungle?
[2005.05.25 23:46:41] Boo_pinguin: the jungle of Pitfall from Atari2600
[2005.05.26 01:47:12] Boo_pinguin: my password is this:
[2005.05.26 01:47:16] Boo_pinguin: stolen
[2005.05.26 01:47:23] Boo_pinguin: yeah , try it if you want
[2005.05.26 01:47:53] Boo_pinguin: you can reply all my mail bag
[2005.05.26 01:48:18] Luigison: That sound like my kind of grammer.
[2005.05.26 01:48:56] Vidgmchtr: Grammer? That a food?
[2005.05.26 01:49:39] Boo_pinguin: Grammer?
[2005.05.26 01:49:44] Boo_pinguin: its a kind of duck?
[2005.05.31 00:50:11] Lizard_Dude: Boo_pinguin, tell me a history
[2005.05.31 00:50:15] Boo_pinguin: mmm
[2005.05.31 00:50:18] Boo_pinguin: About dead babys?
[2005.05.31 00:50:45] Boo_pinguin: Yeah...well
[2005.05.31 00:51:00] Boo_pinguin: The other day I saw a death baby on the sidewalk
[2005.05.31 00:51:08] Boo_pinguin: a rat cames from the garbage and...
[2005.05.31 00:51:17] Boo_pinguin: eat his foot
[2005.05.31 00:51:25] Boo_pinguin: and the baby wake up
[2005.05.31 00:51:27] Boo_pinguin: and say
[2005.05.31 00:51:39] Boo_pinguin: Don't eat my foot!
[2005.05.31 01:46:13] Boo_pinguin: Friends it's not for me
[2005.05.31 01:46:24] Boo_pinguin: I watch some educacional stuff like Seinfeld
[2005.06.02 02:01:52] EclipsedMoon: I walked in the kitchen, what did I see?
[2005.06.02 02:02:01] EclipsedMoon: A chocolate cake, waiting for me.
[2005.06.02 02:02:10] Boo_pinguin: That remind me American Pie
[2005.06.03 00:21:46] Boo_pinguin: Hi adam
[2005.06.03 00:21:53] King_Boo: hello
[2005.06.03 00:22:21] King_Boo: now 17 other people know my name
[2005.06.03 00:23:19] Boo_pinguin: O_O
[2005.06.03 00:23:25] Boo_pinguin: that's not your name
[2005.06.03 00:23:36] Boo_pinguin: Your name is chewie
[2005.07.27 00:53:09] sss: bloody connection
[2005.07.27 00:53:14] sss: heh
[2005.07.27 00:53:51] Boo_pinguin: bloodly connection?
[2005.07.27 00:54:03] Chupperson: he means his connection is bad
[2005.07.27 00:54:04] Boo_pinguin: spreads blood everywhere?
[2005.07.27 00:54:32] Boo_pinguin: but , let me think...modem spreads blood...sounds cool
[2005.07.29 01:02:08] Deezer: lal
[2005.07.29 01:03:42] Boo_pinguin: LALA?
[2005.07.29 01:03:47] Boo_pinguin: You make wanna LALA?
[2005.07.29 01:05:09] Boo_pinguin: Ashley simpson singing SMB songs!
[2005.07.29 01:55:39] Boo_pinguin: why when I wanna download some crack stuff for a soft , the site is full with porn banners????
[2005.07.29 01:55:52] Boo_pinguin: my mother look into the monitor man!
[2005.07.29 01:56:04] Chupperson: :|
[2005.07.29 01:56:13] Boo_pinguin: doesnt happen to you?
[2005.07.29 01:56:24] MegaByte-away: Adblock
[2005.07.29 01:56:34] Boo_pinguin: O_O
[2005.07.29 01:56:38] Boo_pinguin: New technologies!
[2005.07.29 01:56:43] Chupperson: not very new
[2005.07.29 01:57:10] Boo_pinguin: but the websites have the banners , this not pop-ups , or adds
[2005.07.29 01:57:26] Chupperson: you can block the banners
[2005.07.29 01:57:40] Boo_pinguin: really?
[2005.07.29 01:57:46] Chupperson: yes
[2005.07.29 01:57:52] Boo_pinguin: no more man-with-man porn?
[2005.07.29 01:58:31] Boo_pinguin: I hate those
[2005.07.29 01:59:00] Boo_pinguin: I hate all the banners
[2005.07.29 01:59:21] Boo_pinguin: I hate INTERNET!
[2005.07.29 01:59:25] Boo_pinguin: I HATE COMPUTERS!
[2005.07.29 02:07:28] * Boo_pinguin says : MY friend Kikaroke dies
[2005.07.29 02:07:51] Boo_pinguin: My friend Kikaroke is a (or was) an Apple in my fridge
[2005.07.29 02:08:11] Chupperson: did you eat it?
[2005.07.29 02:08:17] Boo_pinguin: and someone steal from me
[2005.07.29 02:08:22] Boo_pinguin: noh , someone eat my apple
[2005.07.29 02:08:27] Chupperson: aw
[2005.07.29 02:08:43] Boo_pinguin: I must find the guiltys
[2005.07.29 02:08:57] Boo_pinguin: Do you put names to the food?
[2005.07.29 02:09:07] Boo_pinguin: Like this is my cereal , his name is Alfred
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Awesome! Thank you, MB. Stuff from a year ago when we all fell in love with Boo_penguin.
[2005.05.31 00:50:11] Lizard_Dude: Boo_pinguin, tell me a history
[2005.05.31 00:50:15] Boo_pinguin: mmm
[2005.05.31 00:50:18] Boo_pinguin: About dead babys?
[2005.05.31 00:50:45] Boo_pinguin: Yeah...well
[2005.05.31 00:51:00] Boo_pinguin: The other day I saw a death baby on the sidewalk
[2005.05.31 00:51:08] Boo_pinguin: a rat cames from the garbage and...
[2005.05.31 00:51:17] Boo_pinguin: eat his foot
[2005.05.31 00:51:25] Boo_pinguin: and the baby wake up
[2005.05.31 00:51:27] Boo_pinguin: and say
[2005.05.31 00:51:39] Boo_pinguin: Don't eat my foot!
This is the best one of all time.
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Thanks MB. I liked the 4th one best, but that may be because I'm in it. I disagree with LD though. I think the last one I posted (see above (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9326.msg435508#msg435508)) is the best of all time.
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This one is my favorite:
<Sapphira> I'm probably the same in person as I am online
<Boo_penguin> so you're kicking people on the street who curse?
Another fave:
[2006.04.20 21:11:34] Boo_penguin: Only girls can call me to my cell-phone
[2006.04.20 21:11:38] Boo_penguin: real-girls
[2006.04.20 21:17:21] Boo_penguin: my cell-phone never rings
[2006.04.20 21:17:23] Boo_penguin: :/
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[2006.07.08 14:09:34] * Boo_penguin throws Garlic to Dracula
[2006.07.08 14:14:23] *** Dracula has signed off IRC (Ping timeout).
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[07/03, 13:23:58] n-fani: !teleport Boo_penguin
[07/03, 13:23:58] Mushroom_Boy: The Mushroom Teleporter sends Boo_penguin to teach you a lesson; it's for your own good
[07/03, 13:24:04] n-fani: AAH
[07/03, 13:24:16] Boo_penguin: none can teach me nothing
[07/03, 13:24:27] Boo_penguin: I know everything
[07/03, 13:24:29] Boo_penguin: like TEM
[07/03, 13:24:43] n-fani: I think it sends YOU to teach ME
[07/03, 13:24:49] n-fani: O_O
[07/03, 13:25:14] Boo_penguin: well I'm the master
[07/03, 13:25:22] Boo_penguin: oh sorry
[07/03, 13:25:26] Boo_penguin: The circle is complete
[07/03, 13:25:32] Boo_penguin: amd now I'm the master
[07/03, 13:25:37] n-fani: Do you have a white long beard?
[07/03, 13:25:47] Boo_penguin: yes
[07/03, 13:25:50] n-fani: The word "master" makes me think of such for some reason
[07/03, 13:25:53] Boo_penguin: and I live in a mountain
-- Later --
[07/03, 14:06:21] Boo_penguin: I don't get it the DeeZZZer joke
[07/03, 14:06:31] Boo_penguin: he it's too complicated for my knowlogementelkljslkgjfsgk
[07/03, 14:07:04] BirdPerson: What about your all-knowing long white beard?
[07/03, 14:07:38] MarlieMoo: Boo: hahaha
[07/03, 14:07:45] Boo_penguin: but Deezer have more long white beard
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[07/03, 13:41:59] MarlieMoo: Boo, have you ever seen The Terminator? :)
[07/03, 13:42:55] Boo_penguin: yes Marlie
[07/03, 13:42:59] Boo_penguin: I'm Terminator
[07/03, 13:43:25] MarlieMoo: hehe :D
[07/03, 13:44:44] Sapphira: O_o I wouldn't be laughing and grinning if I were you...
[07/03, 13:44:49] * Sapphira runs for her life
[07/03, 13:45:35] * solidshroom stares in confusion
[07/03, 13:46:21] MarlieMoo: Sapph: *gulp* ..eh, maybe you're right :O
[07/03, 13:46:40] * MarlieMoo runs away screaming
[07/03, 13:46:48] Sapphira: XD
[07/03, 13:47:07] MarlieMoo: lol
[07/03, 13:48:49] BirdPerson: Boo, you have to come terminate the gnats and spiders at my house.
[07/03, 13:53:03] Boo_penguin: yes
[07/03, 13:53:21] Boo_penguin: my body hurts
[07/03, 13:53:25] Boo_penguin: my bones are smashed
[07/03, 13:54:37] BirdPerson: Aren't your bones fortified with iron and silicon and aluminum and stuff?
[07/03, 13:54:50] Boo_penguin: yes
[07/03, 13:54:53] Boo_penguin: but hurt
[07/03, 13:54:55] solidshroom: wow
[07/03, 13:54:55] Sapphira: XD
[07/03, 13:55:07] * Sapphira oils Boo_penguin
[07/03, 13:55:09] solidshroom: You must drink a lot of milk
[07/03, 13:55:20] Boo_penguin: I don't drink milk
[07/03, 13:55:23] Boo_penguin: just oil
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Boo said some awesome things when I talked to him. Sadly, I was not able to preserve the conversation for your viewing pleasure.
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Sadly, he's not been in the chatroom for more than a day now. Perhaps he's recovering from Argentinean Independence Day (which was July 9).
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<Mushroom_Boy> Boo_penguin was last seen here 2 days, 5 minutes ago.
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<Boo_penguin> so the sea-monkeys have sex?
<Boo_penguin> and have babies?
<FireLuigi> yes.
<FireLuigi> correct
<MaxVance> That's how the colony sustains itself for 2 years.
<Boo_penguin> so you have a bunch of perverts doing it in an aquarium
<FireLuigi> XD
<FireLuigi> pretty much.
<Boo_penguin> cool
<Boo_penguin> I want some
<FireLuigi> XD
<Boo_penguin> much better than VenusTV
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<Boo_penguin> you try put meat in a blender
<SolidShroom> ewww.
<Boo_penguin> and drink a tasty juice of meat?
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* Boo_penguin is listening Cradle of Filth - Vampire - The principle of Evil made Flesh
<Boo_penguin> some satanic music to have a good awakening
<Boo_penguin> well, it's not satanic, it's just Black MEtal , but some people says "it's the music of devil"
<Luigison> "In physics, you don't have to go around making trouble for yourself - nature does it for you."
<Boo_penguin> Nature is complicated
<Boo_penguin> why the ducks are so yammy?
<Boo_penguin> Cradle of Filth in the same LP do it a version of Castlevania theme
<SolidShroom> <SolidShroom> Who is BirdPerson. <----I know that, I was saying that he was second place.
<Boo_penguin> yes that is good
<SolidShroom> Did the satanic music awaken you properly boo?
<Boo_penguin> Well now I wanna drink blood from a goose, but that is ok
<Boo_penguin> it's an appropiate awakening
<SolidShroom> As long it is not a human, or a goat, I guess you are fine.
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Hmmm... I think I missed that one. What did I get second place in? (While I'm posting, I'll contribute... a little)
<Boo_penguin> Boo_pengui needs to be voiced
* n-fani sets mode: +v Boo_penguin
<Boo_penguin> :)
<Boo_penguin> Now I feel complete
Edit: Ohh, I got it... line count in #tmk's stats, no doubt.
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[02:45:27] <Boo_penguin> I feel quilty for some reason
[02:45:29] <Boo_penguin> I dunno why
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<Boo_penguin> you're with your open mouth seeing Google start page?
<Boo_penguin> like me?
<BirdPerson> Of course.
<Boo_penguin> cool
<Boo_penguin> We have a contest
<Boo_penguin> we must find a word with 4 letters who make more "websites founded" in Google
<Boo_penguin> for example my word SWAP have 86.300.000 sites
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<BirdPerson> "news" got 9,640,000,000!
<Boo_penguin> HTML : 10.160.000.000
<Boo_penguin> :)
<BirdPerson> A-hah!!!! "site" gets 13,620,000,000
<Boo_penguin> :O
<Boo_penguin> AND THE NUMBERS ARE GROING!!!
<Boo_penguin> home have : 16.130.000.000
<Boo_penguin> XD
<BirdPerson> I lose...
<Boo_penguin> me too
<Boo_penguin> we're a bunch of losers
Later...
<Boo_penguin> the next challenge it's
<Boo_penguin> you can fill your Gmail account in one week
<Boo_penguin> [not attach included]
<Boo_penguin> hahaha XD
<BirdPerson> I don't have a gmail account.
<Boo_penguin> me eighter
<Boo_penguin> but sounds like a good challenge
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<Lizard_Dude> I know there is a humongous spider in my room
<Lizard_Dude> But it's hiding
<Lizard_Dude> That is a problem
<n-fani> Ugh
<n-fani> Spiders are creepy
<MarlieMoo> eek! killitkillitkillit!!
<Chupperson> spiders are great
<Boo_penguin> spiders are cool
<Lizard_Dude> Well, last night there was a 5 inch spider
<Lizard_Dude> I grabbed a shoe and then it was gone!
<n-fani> Lizard_Dude: call some expert to get rid of it
<Lizard_Dude> The problem is it's hiding
<Lizard_Dude> Hopefully it died of starvation
<Boo_penguin> no no, take out all your stuff and find it
<n-fani> It'll come for you when you sleep
<Lizard_Dude> I sleep on the floor
<Lizard_Dude> That's the most horrible part
<Boo_penguin> leave a doll in your bed and hide, when the spider attacks the doll in your bed, kill him.
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<FireLuigi> Boo, What would goombas eat? (apart from The Mario bros. :P)
<Boo_penguin> mmmm
<Boo_penguin> they smoke wees
<Boo_penguin> *weed
<FireLuigi> :D
<SolidShroom> Oh no.
<SolidShroom> HERE WE GO AGAIN.
<FireLuigi> XD
<SolidShroom> Well they would eat goomba food.
<SolidShroom> They need something to eat.
<FireLuigi> hm..
<SolidShroom> Especially if they smoke weed.
<FireLuigi> hehehe
<SolidShroom> And they need lava lamps and pscyhadelic records too.
<Boo_penguin> they listening Jimmy Hendrix
<FireLuigi> :D
<FireLuigi> Like strawberry alarm clock, solid?
<FireLuigi> :D
<SolidShroom> And a little goomba woodstock.
<SolidShroom> Yeah.
<FireLuigi> Goomstock
<SolidShroom> I like the sound of that...
<Boo_penguin> Deezer doesn't cover in TMK the habits and life of a Goomba?
<FireLuigi> he should >:(
<Boo_penguin> National Geographic
<Boo_penguin> I must check that site
<Boo_penguin> to find info about Goombas
<FireLuigi> Hehe
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Checking National Geographic for Goombas? Hilarity is never in short supply when that guy's around.
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And that was a completely unnecessary post.
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And so was yours.
/me looks at the irony and her own hypocrisy. >_> <_<
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And so was yours. At least you realized it. Some people are just never self-aware of when they are posting something that doesn't add to anything.... I'm glad I'm not like that.
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[07-20-2006 06:43PM] Boo|WORK: <Lizard_Dude> I lost my best man to one and now have to restart the mission <-- restart is for loser, revive your dead man and continuos, or just take out the knife and kill some terrorists
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It would be awesome to revive dead continuos.
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<Chupperson> Hey Boo
<Chupperson> how goes things?
<Boo_penguin> TOO MANY GIRLS SCREAMING MY NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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<NintendoExpert89> My computer won't accept my Spirited Away soundtrack
<Chupperson> NE89: Won't accept?
<NintendoExpert89> The album?
<Chupperson> yeah, what do you mean
<Chupperson> like, it won't play on your computer or what?
<NintendoExpert89> I put the CD in, and the CD drive won't pick it up
<Chupperson> huh
<Chupperson> must be one of those dumb protected CDs
<NintendoExpert89> augh.
<Boo_penguin> take off the case
<Boo_penguin> to un-protect the CD
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I vote that the funniest of them all. I actually didn't just say "lol" and not Laugh. I actaully laughed. It was pretty funny. Hmm then gh makes an F sound in laugh. SO could funny be ghunny?
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I've never used a protected CD. Maybe it's because I buy most of my music online, though.
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If you hold down the Controll Key when inserting a protected CD, It stops auto run, and you can do it. THat only works the first time though.
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<Sunbun> tomorrow is packing day
<Sunbun> the day after is GOD I WANT TO SHOOT THESE KIDS OUTSIDE day
* BirdPerson avoids Sunbun's house
<Boo_penguin> why you wanna shoot kids?
<Boo_penguin> shoot babies is more fun
<BirdPerson> O_o
<Boo_penguin> they don't move much
<Boo_penguin> so is more easy
<Boo_penguin> hey! I'm not a monster
<Boo_penguin> just a ugly guy!
<Sunbun> anyway
<Sunbun> i won't see you all til monday night so take care
<Sunbun> pop the champagne and whatnot
<Boo_penguin> good travel
<marlie> adios
<Boo_penguin> and shoot these kids
<Sunbun> later
<Sunbun> will do
<Boo_penguin> with a big gun
<Boo_penguin> spread blood
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<Boo_penguin> ok ok let's talk about science-religion-something
<Boo_penguin> I feel like a walkie-tokie tonight
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From #sexychat. Boo_penguin has a bot named BoyBot that does a lot of things. Some are dumb, though.
<Boo_penguin> !master
<BoyBot> Always spoil movies to your friends.
<MaxVance> Who is the master?
<Boo_penguin> BoyBot
<Boo_penguin> !master
<BoyBot> Every time you sing a song from Britney Spears a kangaroo is raped in Australia
<MaxVance> Some of his advice is dumb.
<Boo_penguin> like what?
<MaxVance> "Always spoil movies to your friends."
<MaxVance> "Get a venereal disease and spread it in your school."
<Boo_penguin> What is the trouble with it?
<Boo_penguin> looks like cool stuff to do
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More year-old classic quotes:
[2005.07.30 01:12:01] Boo_pinguin2: pizza is bad for your health Deezer
[2005.07.30 01:12:23] Boo_pinguin2: you must eat rice and beans
[2005.07.30 01:12:37] TigerTjader: rice and beans is very good :-9
[2005.07.30 01:12:47] TigerTjader: i ate rice and beans yesterday
[2005.07.30 01:13:09] Chup|brblaundrywtd: I ate rice and beans today
[2005.07.30 01:13:14] Boo_pinguin2: I hate rice & beans
[2005.07.30 01:13:15] Chup|brblaundrywtd: and a cheese enchilada
[2005.07.30 01:13:28] Boo_pinguin2: I wanna eat a Condor
[2005.07.30 01:10:29] TigerTjader: have u ever eaten at Denver Grill Chup|brblaundrywtd?
[2005.07.30 01:13:37] Chupperson: I have not eaten at Denver Grill, TigerTjader
[2005.07.30 01:13:45] Chupperson: I have eaten at Peppers Grill though
[2005.07.30 01:14:04] Boo_pinguin2: I eat in Red hot Chilli peppers
[2005.07.30 01:46:57] TigerTjader: chupperson what do you do?
[2005.07.30 01:47:05] Chupperson: I do lots of things
[2005.07.30 01:47:07] Boo_pinguin: He's eating rice and beans
[2005.07.30 02:26:50] JohannesNova: I just saw the Mario Ice Capades show from 1989. Holy fishstick that was terrible.
[2005.07.30 02:26:56] JohannesNova: I'm going to have nightmares on it
[2005.07.30 02:27:13] Deezer: Bowser was awesome
[2005.07.30 02:27:25] JohannesNova: The British Bowser? He was ok
[2005.07.30 02:27:37] Boo_pinguin: yeah my Browser is awesome : Internet Explorer 4.0
[2005.07.30 03:09:54] Boo_awayfromStorm: wyh some people thinks : He's gay or something
[2005.07.30 03:10:00] Boo_awayfromStorm: only for wear in color pink
[2005.07.30 03:10:22] Boo_awayfromStorm: =) I'm happy with my pink color
[2005.07.30 03:10:38] Boo_awayfromStorm: and my pink shoes =)
[2005.07.30 03:10:52] Boo_awayfromStorm: It's time to "..."
[2005.07.30 03:10:59] *** Boo_awayfromStorm is now known as Otherkid.
[2005.07.30 03:11:01] Otherkid: ...
[2005.08.12 00:49:30] Boo_pinguin: I'm in really bad mood today
[2005.08.12 00:49:41] Boo_pinguin: No jokes today
[2005.08.12 00:50:05] Chupperson: :(
[2005.08.12 00:50:22] Boo_pinguin: He he he Bad Joke =P
[2005.08.12 00:50:30] Suffix: o_o
[2005.08.12 00:50:31] Boo_pinguin: I'm always in good mood
[2005.08.12 00:50:59] Boo_pinguin: If my dog dies , I don't care , I always smile =P
[2005.08.12 00:51:03] IcyKatsune: 0_o
[2005.08.12 00:51:07] Sunbun: ...
[2005.08.12 00:51:13] Sunbun: wait, you have a dog?
[2005.08.12 00:51:44] Boo_pinguin: Actually yes
[2005.08.12 00:51:52] Boo_pinguin: Its not really a dog
[2005.08.12 00:51:56] Boo_pinguin: =P
[2005.09.23 22:45:33] Boo_pinguin: Oh men , I suck writting on english
[2005.09.23 23:09:10] Boo_pinguin: well I drink some coffee
[2005.09.23 23:09:27] Boo_pinguin: and return to my bed and watch some Baywatch episodes
[2005.09.23 23:09:47] Boo_pinguin: Good nights to everyone
[2005.09.23 23:10:13] Luigison: Baywatch is like soft porn for tv with a bad plot and acting, but I'm repeating myself.
[2005.09.23 23:10:18] Boo_pinguin: hahahaha
[2005.09.23 23:10:19] Toadsiliwraith: hahaha
[2005.09.23 23:10:22] Boo_pinguin: yeah I know
[2005.09.23 23:10:43] Boo_pinguin: better than watch Friends
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That's going to be my new excuse for doing anything: "better than watch Friends"
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I like "Everytime you sing a song from Britney Spears, a kangaroo gets raped in Australia."
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<Boo_penguin> hunger teenage force is really god
Really? So I can just watch that show instead of going to church every week? :)
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[08/05, 19:41:21] Boo_penguin: I enjoy browsing other people eat in restaurants
[08/05, 19:41:26] Boo_penguin: like they eat and I watch them
[08/05, 19:41:29] Sapphira: O_o
[08/05, 19:41:30] n-fani: O_o
[08/05, 19:41:37] n-fani: You're a creepy guy
[08/05, 19:41:38] Boo_penguin: I do that all the time
[08/05, 19:42:06] Boo_penguin: sometimes I ask them "what are u eating, looks like garbage"
[08/05, 19:42:49] Boo_penguin: people thinks I'm weird
[08/05, 19:42:51] Boo_penguin: I dunno why
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<GiftedGirl> I saw a pickle eat a little kid.
<Boo_penguin> you're liying
<Boo_penguin> the pickles only eat cats
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<Vidgmchtr> HI BOO :D
<Boo_penguin> It's September here, Wednesday
<FireLuigi> What's the time?
<BirdPerson> What year?
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<Vidgmchtr> HI BOO :D
<Boo_penguin> It's 08:61 AM
<Boo_penguin> Year 1998
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Bird Person, I'd like to have seen that with time/date stamps.
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[08/06, 20:21:49] Vidgmchtr: HI BOO :D
[08/06, 20:21:51] Boo_penguin: It's September here, Wednesday
[08/06, 20:22:00] FireLuigi: What's the time?
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[08/06, 20:22:05] *** Mode change "+v Boo_penguin" for channel #tmk by Mushroom_Boy.
[08/06, 20:22:08] Vidgmchtr: HI BOO :D
[08/06, 20:22:08] BirdPerson: What year?
[08/06, 20:22:10] Boo_penguin: It's 08:61 AM
[08/06, 20:22:18] Boo_penguin: Year 1998
Here you are, L'son.
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<RaccoonSam> Today was like a bucket of liquid awesomeness
<FireLuigi> Shaken, not stirred.
<Boo_penguin> :o
<BirdPerson> "was"?
<BirdPerson> What time zone are you in?
<Boo_penguin> I'm in the bermudas triangle time zone
<Boo_penguin> :)
<BirdPerson> @_x
<Boo_penguin> you can lost your cookies here, easily
(Yeah, I don't have my log files set to show the time. Sorry.)
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[08-09-2006 11:15PM] Boo_penguin: :( My life is sad
[08-09-2006 11:16PM] Boo_penguin: I wet my pants again
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[23:24:22] <Boo_penguin> you're sniffing your RAM
[23:24:23] <Boo_penguin> addict
[23:24:34] <Boo_penguin> you make me sick
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I wonder how many classic quotes come from a person.
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They're "instant classics," of course. You may as well call it "amusing" or "original," however.
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<Boo_penguin> I wish to know what means "I have a bogus in my hand"
<Boo_penguin> I think "Bogus" it's a kind of worm
<Luigison> Bogus is fake.
<Boo_penguin> so if you have a bogus in your hand...you have...nothing?
<Luigison> ?
<Boo_penguin> some dude says "I have a bogus in my hand"
<Luigison> context?
<Boo_penguin> so if Bogus = fake then Dude have "nothing" on his hand
<Luigison> or a fake something?
<Boo_penguin> the context was : ME: LEt's talk about something more interesting
<Boo_penguin> he : I have a bogus in my hand
I don't know what it means either.
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Maybe the dude was trying to say booger?
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\11:30:51 am\ <+Boo_penguin> so, we have Matthew, Benito, Ivan, Mason and Alfred?
\11:31:03 am\ <+Boo_penguin> oh Dan
\11:31:04 am\ <FL|LoveSick> Alfred?
\11:31:06 am\ <+Boo_penguin> I forgot Dan
\11:31:09 am\ <+Boo_penguin> who is Alfred?
\11:31:21 am\ <FL|LoveSick> what about Frank?
\11:31:23 am\ <+Sunbun> and Sunny
\11:31:26 am\ <+Boo_penguin> [And Marlene and Julia of course]
\11:31:28 am\ <+Sunbun> [thumb]
\11:32:39 am\ <+Boo_penguin> Sunbun your real name is involved or related with Alfred the Chicken?
\11:33:00 am\ <+Sunbun> no my real name is involved or related to the fact that my parents didn't know much english when they came to america
\11:33:14 am\ <+Boo_penguin> so Sunbun your real name is Tai Chi?
\11:34:52 am\ <+Boo_penguin> ok ok Dan, Julia, Matthew, Michael, Tai chi, Benito, Ivan, Frank, Mason, Ivan, Marlana...
\11:35:04 am\ <+Sunbun> x_X
Forever christened as Tai Chi.
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<Boo|JAM_wars> 20 PAGES BABY!!!
<Boo|JAM_wars> WHEN BOO WORK, BOO WORKS
<Boo|JAM_wars> EAT THAT DADDYTEM
<Boo|JAM_wars> HAHAHAHAHA
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<Boo_penguin> the best solution for freakin nerds are baseball bates, I dunno why, but they fear that lethal weapon
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<Boo_penguin> So, here a two blondes, one brunette
<Boo_penguin> what do you prefer?
<Boo_penguin> the brunette is taked by me
<FireLuigi> Brunette.
<Boo_penguin> so you don't have much options
<FireLuigi> >_<
<Boo_penguin> hahahaha
<FireLuigi> >:(
/me is mean
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<Boo_penguin> Garlic is lame
<TEM> Garlic rocks
<Sunbun> GAHLIC
<TEM> Purely as an herb
<Boo_penguin> is useful for vampires
<BirdPerson> Garlic is too good to be legal.
<Boo_penguin> nah Garlic make go fast
<TEM> I think BirdPerson likes it a lot more than I do, though
<BirdPerson> Garlic is the finest aroma known to man.
<Boo_penguin> I bet Birdperson Likes more than you do
<Boo_penguin> I like girls, you like Garlic. Period.
<Boo_penguin> :P
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<Boo_penguin> IE is a bad word here
<Boo_penguin> you should get ban
<BirdPerson> XD
<FireLuigi> I'm using IE :(
<BirdPerson> IE must dIE.
<Mr_Melee> WHY CAN"T I GET TOAST.NET????!!!!
/me sets mode -IE #tmk
Also, this (http://ihateinternet.wordpress.com/2006/08/20/people-enjoy-this-kind-of-stuff/) entry from his blog is rather funny.
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[16:16:07] <BirdPerson> No... my sister hates chess OH CRAP.
[16:16:35] <fuzzy> hi
[16:17:02] <Chupperson> hi there/
[16:17:03] <FireLuigi> Hello, Fuzzy.
[16:17:16] <fuzzy> hi there
[16:17:18] <fuzzy> how are you?
[16:17:37] <Chupperson> baking, you?
[16:17:45] <fuzzy> I'm at work
[16:17:50] * fuzzy is now known as Boo_penguin
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<Boo_penguin> I'm cool Deezer
<Boo_penguin> and you know it
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<Boo_penguin> I receive a lot of hate-mail this week
<Boo_penguin> the best was : "I hope you die soon <censored> <censored>"
<Boo_penguin> other just criticied my coolness
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[17:01:34] <Gamersman101> Random Question: Clint Eastwood is an actor in which movie: A: The good the bad the ugly B: Superman Returns C: Batman Begins or D: Fantastic 4
[17:02:06] <Boo_penguin> I would say A
[17:02:14] <Boo_penguin> but the B is from Boo
[17:02:19] <Boo_penguin> so I choose the B
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<Boo_penguin> v2k : tu entiendes lo que digo no? comprendes mendez?
<v2k> jeez, i dnot konw sapinsh
<Boo_penguin> good for you, I born with that language in my head
<Boo_penguin> I can't take off from my head!!!
<Boo_penguin> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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<Boo|NERDO> we're too poor to have G4
<Boo|NERDO> We just have a bunch of C4's
<Boo|NERDO> to blow up some porks
<Boo|NERDO> they fly high
A day later
<Boo_penguin> I don't need porno
<Boo_penguin> I have a female neighbour
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<Boo_penguin> Sooooooooooo
<Boo_penguin> let's talk about videogames
<Boo_penguin> or maybe I can shoot myself
<Boo_penguin> choose
<n-fani> Do I have to choose one?
<Boo_penguin> yes
<n-fani> I guess you have to shoot yourself then since I'm going away from the computer now
<Boo_penguin> ok
* Boo_penguin shoots himself
* Boo_penguin brains rolls
* Boo_penguin body falls
* Boo_penguin blood is everywhere
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edited
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You saying that let's us know it was because you were there.
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edited
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/me gestures towards the topic's title
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<Boo_penguin> ok I'm leaving right now
<Boo_penguin> I must go to work
<Boo_penguin> and clean the street from nazi-skinheads
<Boo_penguin> with my baseball bat
[ALL TYPOS HAVE BEEN CORRECTED FOR YOUR VEIWING PLEASURES]
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That's half of the fun, you fool.
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<Boo_penguin>yeah, that really sucks vorpy
<Boo_penguin>you know what really sucks?
<Boo_penguin>those dogs who barf all night
HAHAHAH, he means bark, I hope...
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<Vorpy> dogs who barf all night?
<ss-masiah> haha
<ss-masiah> bark
<ss-masiah> I think
<Boo_penguin> bark yeah
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<Boo_penguin> dude rimm with cool?
<Boo_penguin> like a rap?
<Boo_penguin> I'm a dude
<Boo_penguin> and I'm so cool
<Lizard_Dude> I am the second coolest man on the planet
<BlackMage> Currently, or ever?
<Boo_penguin> you say "rimme" with the sound of a word it's kinda the same with other word?
<Boo_penguin> like word and sword
<BlackMage> Rhyme.
<Boo_penguin> oh
<BlackMage> But word and sword don't rhyme.
<Boo_penguin> oh really?
<Boo_penguin> that's why I was asking if Dude and Cool rhyme
<BlackMage> Nope, they don't
<Suffix> Otherwise you'd pronounce sword "swerd."
<BlackMage> Cool and fool do. Or Dude and food.
<Boo_penguin> I sucks as a rapper
<FireLuigi> S word
<Boo_penguin> I'm a lizard_Dude, I'm plenty of food
<FireLuigi> XD'
<Boo_penguin> girls says I'm cool, guys think I'm fool
/me chows down on Lizard_Food
/me does drum sounds with his mouth
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<Boo_penguin> If you need a tool, ask for Lizard_da_cool
<Boo_penguin> third line of my rap
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<BirdPerson> I'm gonna start shooting things, perhaps even KILLING things (in a video game).
<Boo_penguin> I don't need a videogame for kill people
<Boo_penguin> I do it in real life
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This one made me laugh for some reason.
<Boo_penguin> noc noc
<BirdPerson> Who's there?
<Boo_penguin> diarrea
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<Boo_penguin> QUOTE FROM A PERSON WHO CLEANS TOILETS #2 : "What ate this guy?"
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Edited for relevence.
<MarlieMoo> I hate annoying myspace messages. I've got a couple from a 14 year old boy saying things like "Hey sweet thang wats up?" and "what you doing let have sleep over" lol
<Boo_penguin> That's cool
<Boo_penguin> I want messages like that
<BirdPerson> O_o
<MarlieMoo> lol
<Boo_penguin> maybe I just open a fake girl myspace
<MarlieMoo> And I ADDED him.. :\ I should delete him
<Boo_penguin> to receive those messages
<BirdPerson> Blarf
<Boo_penguin> When I had too much
<Boo_penguin> I appear and SAY
<Boo_penguin> I CHANGE MY SEX, MY NAME IS MIKE
<Boo_penguin> THIS IS MY NEW TATTOO
<BirdPerson> BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRFFFF
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<Boo_penguin> Lizard_Dude : I read carefully that doc and I would say "TAKE A PLANE DUDE"
<Boo_penguin> "WITHOUT SNAKES"
<Boo_penguin> Lizard_DUDE : TAKE A PLANE !!!
<Luigison> he's been gone for 15 min. i think the ashes got to him.
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<Boo_penguin> nah, he had a nice girl in the room
<Boo_penguin> so he alt+tab the chat window and now had some excel file in the screen
<Boo_penguin> with a lot of numbers
<Boo_penguin> and say "I'm working to resolve this"
<Boo_penguin> the girl think "wow, he's so awesome"
<Boo_penguin> lizard_dude thinks "I'm close to get it"
<Boo_penguin> girl thinks "well I'm tired"
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* Boo_penguin does a reverence for the King of the Boos
<King_Boo> pewpewpew
<Boo_penguin> the girl leaves
<King_Boo> watch out theres three of them heading east
<King_Boo> pewpewpew
<Boo_penguin> Lizard_dude is facing death
<King_Boo> ahhhh theyre behind us!
<King_Boo> pewpewpew
<Boo_penguin> so if Lizard_dude was cool now is more cool
<Boo_penguin> Lizard_Dude gains +45 Coolness
<King_Boo> Lol
<King_Boo> "was cool"
<King_Boo> was that a set bonus?
<King_Boo> bah bbl
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<Boo_penguin> King_Boo -13 Coolness
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<Mr_Melee> I see no point in horror movies other than to make strong man wet their pants
<Mr_Melee> Which is hilarious
<Boo_penguin> I enjoy to wet my pants
<Mr_Melee> o_O_o
<Mr_Melee> So much for macho
<Boo_penguin> Only the real macho men wet their pants
I did not include this because it has me in it. I included it because I figured it would be good for all to see.
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<BirdPerson> Make a TEM robot out of the box.
<TEM> What?
<BirdPerson> Make a robot out of the Grape-Nuts box.
<TEM> YOU make a TEM robot out of the box
<TEM> if I like it, I'll send you a dollar
<BirdPerson> I don't buy Grape-Nuts.
<TEM> Looks like someone isn't getting a dollar
<BirdPerson> Looks like someone isn't getting a robot.
<Boo_penguin> i want to make a robot who dance with Ghostbusters song
<Boo_penguin> and kill people, too
<Boo_penguin> but dancing
FOR FUTURE REFERENCE: enough with the "It's not just because I was there" crap. That automatically tells us that's exactly why you needed to post the quote.
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ProTip: If you saw the Boo quote and are posting it here, you were probably there.
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[21:24:47] <TheBaron> How are you, Boo?
[21:27:40] <Boo_penguin> Well I'm ok
[21:27:43] <Boo_penguin> sorry my delay
[21:27:45] <Boo_penguin> but I'm at work
[21:27:48] <Boo_penguin> like "men at work"
[21:28:08] <TheBaron> Oh, allright. That's good.
[21:28:27] <Boo_penguin> yeah, but finishing my day
[21:28:47] <Boo_penguin> you know, it's chico style
[21:29:11] <TheBaron> No, I don't know. But okay!!
[21:29:59] <Boo_penguin> I mean, I'm cool
[21:30:04] <Boo_penguin> so my job it's cool
[21:30:24] <Boo_penguin> if you're friend of me, you automatically be cool
[21:30:25] <TheBaron> Ah. Okay. That's good.
[21:30:34] <Boo_penguin> it's like a chain
[21:30:35] <TheBaron> Sweet.
[21:30:45] <Boo_penguin> then your parents turn to be bored to be cool
[21:30:51] <Boo_penguin> and again and again
[21:31:10] <TheBaron> Yup..
[21:32:24] <Boo_penguin> so you must spread that
[21:32:30] <Boo_penguin> it's like happyness
[21:32:33] <Boo_penguin> but with Boo_penguin on it
[21:32:37] <Boo_penguin> tell to your friends about it
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[21:39:40] <Boo_penguin> What else is new?
[21:40:01] <Boo_penguin> Well I make a game called "who type die"
[21:40:17] <TheBaron> What's it about?
[21:40:47] * Boo_penguin says to TheBaron : you're death... You cannot talk.
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Dude! I remember that!
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Yeah Mr. Melee, I tried to say that, but it didn't work.
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<Boo_penguin> <NintendoExpert89> Everyone in my family was a jerk to me <-- they put names to you?
<NintendoExpert89> No, they were just completely rude
<Boo_penguin> wtd a family member can be rude with you??
<NintendoExpert89> Mocking me behind my back, blaming me for their faults
<Boo_penguin> next time, get a gun
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<Boo_penguin> Last night in Night Online
<Boo_penguin> I meet a guy called Vidgmchtr
<Boo_penguin> too
<Boo_penguin> his name was claude
<Deezer> oollolllloloooloolllllllooolooooolloolloool
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<Boo_penguin> I'm not supporting war
<Boo_penguin> I'm only saying "dude, put some blood on it"
<Boo_penguin> "put some blood in your bread"
<Boo_penguin> thats all
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Where did Boo_Penguin run off to? Does any one know? I miss that guy, he was hilarious.
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He didn't run off, he's just bussy.
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<Lizard_Dude> "I just want to say that playing Free Bird co-op is one of the single most sublime gaming experiences I've ever had." ~Tom Chick
<Boo_penguin> Thanks Lizard_Dude
<Boo_penguin> I say hello to you two weeks ago.
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[10/9/2006 4:57 PM] <Boo_penguin> I think I had a dead stuff in my bedroom
[10/9/2006 4:58 PM] <Boo_penguin> smells like a dead bodie, but I can't find the source
[10/9/2006 4:58 PM] <Boo_penguin> of the smell
[10/9/2006 4:58 PM] <Boo_penguin> if you have some clues go to www.whatisdeadinboopenguinbedroom.com
[10/9/2006 4:59 PM] <SolidShroom> Hmm
[10/9/2006 4:59 PM] <SolidShroom> Play me some music, and I'll reverse it, and I'll find out what's dead in your room.
[10/9/2006 5:00 PM] <Boo_penguin> you think?
[10/9/2006 5:00 PM] <SolidShroom> Yeah.
[10/9/2006 5:00 PM] <Boo_penguin> I didn't clean my room since...mmm...three months?
[10/9/2006 5:01 PM] <Boo_penguin> I had a 486 computer over my bed
[10/9/2006 5:01 PM] <SolidShroom> Or it'll tell me if you're satan.
[10/9/2006 5:01 PM] <Boo_penguin> since 2 weeks
[10/9/2006 5:01 PM] <Boo_penguin> I don't move out
[10/9/2006 5:01 PM] <Boo_penguin> so I sleep over 1 side of the bed
[10/9/2006 5:02 PM] <Boo_penguin> Well I'm not Satan
[10/9/2006 5:02 PM] <Boo_penguin> Santa = Satan
[10/9/2006 5:02 PM] <Boo_penguin> Santa is red
[10/9/2006 5:02 PM] <Boo_penguin> Satan is red
[10/9/2006 5:03 PM] <Boo_penguin> Coincidence? I don't think so.
[10/9/2006 5:04 PM] <SolidShroom> I think they're the same person...
[10/9/2006 5:04 PM] <SolidShroom> Like they change for one day.
[10/9/2006 5:05 PM] <Boo_penguin> you gimme the trident you gimme the presents?
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<Boo_penguin> I love girls
<Boo_penguin> I'm a criminal for it?
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<Boo_penguin> <Chupperson> why is Sazpaimon so strange? <- A: He's drinking BooTORADE
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[23:34:40] <Boo_penguin> I wonder if a bed can produce a good flame
[23:34:51] <Chupperson> let's say no
[23:34:54] <BirdPerson> Toaster overns are better.
[23:35:03] <Boo_penguin> what's overns?
[23:35:07] <Boo_penguin> a big horn bull?
[23:35:14] <Boo_penguin> well they are flamable I think
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<BirdPerson> <BirdPerson> I'm not gonna eat any candy tonight. < No, I'll eat this Baby Ruth and some M&M's.
<Boo_penguin> don't eat to baby ruth
<Boo_penguin> he's dead
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[11/03, 02:16:32] <Boo_penguin> awwwwwww the olsen Twins
[11/03, 02:16:35] <Boo_penguin> one for me and the other for me
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[11/03, 02:16:32] <Boo_penguin> awwwwwww the olsen Twins
[11/03, 02:16:35] <Boo_penguin> one for me and the other for me
That one made me LOL IRL as compared to the last few ones...
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<BirdPerson> Bagels are so convenient
<BirdPerson> When I've got my own place, the fridge will ALWAYS have bagels inside
<BirdPerson> And Dr Pepper.
<Boo_penguin> Your family eat too much bagels
<Suffix> When I've got my own place, the pantry will consistently have 7+ varieties of cereal.
<Boo_penguin> you can live only with cereal?
<Boo_penguin> you need pork and tuna man!
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Edited for relevence.
[11/11, 22:59:10] Boo|BUSY: <Sapph-HW> a link to my facebook page?
[11/11, 22:59:10] Boo|BUSY: <Sapph-HW> you won't be able to view it
[11/11, 22:59:23] * Boo|BUSY was totally rejected
[11/11, 23:00:07] Sapph-HW: you can't view it because you haven't/can't join Facebook and added me as a friend
[11/11, 23:00:22] Boo|BUSY: You didn't explain that before
[11/11, 23:00:48] Boo|BUSY: you only says : <Sapph-HW> you won't be able to view it (words in slow motion)
[11/11, 23:01:00] Boo|BUSY: and then
[11/11, 23:01:07] TEM: bold means slow motion for now on
[11/11, 23:01:10] * Boo|BUSY heart was broken (in slow motion too)
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<Boo|work> ok
<Boo|work> time to go
<Boo|work> remember
<Boo|work> Don't hug werewolfs
<Boo|work> they want blood
<Boo|work> not love
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Edited for relevence...
<NintendoExpert89> Yay I finished my Physics homework
<NintendoExpert89> It was an AP problem concerning a pulley
<Luigison> The pulley is never the problem. It's the puller that causes all the rucus.
<Boo_penguin> oh do homework
<Boo_penguin> I remind those days
<Boo_penguin> of homework and teachers
<Boo_penguin> and start fires on them
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[22:33:23] <Boo_penguin> 4months without a VIRUS
[22:33:26] <Boo_penguin> I'm losing my touch.
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<Boo|ZZZzzz> <Poisonhead> wtf <-- wow, A bot who curse
<Boo|ZZZzzz> Actually wtf can be interpeter as : Wheres the fluffy?
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<Boo_penguin> Here Wii it's too expensive
<Boo_penguin> you can buy 3 people with that money
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<Lizard_Dude> Do you like to dance in your backwards pants?
<Boo|ZZZZZZ> yes
<Boo|ZZZZZZ> like Kriss Kross
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<Vidgmchtr> Yay the Cookie Crisp isn't stale
<BirdPerson> But the milk is!!
<Vidgmchtr> I don't drink milk what are you crazy?
<BirdPerson> That's why your bones are so brittle!
<Vidgmchtr> What if I were to tell you that I was lactose intolerant?
<Boo_penguin> I DON'T DRINK MILK
<Boo_penguin> MILK SUCKS.
<Sunbun> Boo's bones are much like a cracker
<Boo_penguin> I never drink milk
<Boo_penguin> I'm lactose intolerant
<Boo_penguin> for real
<Vorpy> Boo is too cool for lactose
<Boo_penguin> Dude Milk is from SATAN
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<Sapphira> http://kontek.net/starhaven/Undies.jpg ;)
<Markio> whoever that's a picture of, I don't think it's nice to say they have errors, Sapph.
<Boo_penguin> I want to see Sapph undies.
<Markio> "The image cannot be displayed, because it contains errors."
<Sapphira> PERV
* Sunbun goes blind
<Boo_penguin> only the undies
<Boo_penguin> not you
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<Boo|GLASSES> IF Lizard_Dude were here
<EM|Away> If LD were he I would stay
<Boo|GLASSES> Where's he anyway?
<Boo|GLASSES> he die?
<Boo|GLASSES> a smeagol got him?
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[12/02, 20:20:14] <Boo_penguin> ok a drunk girl fall to her own vomit
[12/02, 20:20:20] <Boo_penguin> so we can say, she had two dinners?
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<BirdPerson> Man oh man... why did Wii Sports come in a cheapy cardboard envelope? It's worthy of a plastic, normal-sized box for sure.
<n-fani> I got it in a proper box
<n-fani> Go Europe!
<BirdPerson> And it's still free?
<n-fani> Sure
<n-fani> But as a reminder: over here Wii costs 270 euros which is crazy
<n-fani> It's like 360 US dollars
<BirdPerson> I'd take $250 with cardboard enveloped Wii Sports over $360 with plastic boxed Wii Sports any day
<n-fani> Usually when it comes to video games and systems 1 dollar = 1 euro in their price
<n-fani> Even though one euro is 1.33 dollars
<Lizard_Dude> But you have to take average wages into account
<Lizard_Dude> Is it truly more expensive?
<Lizard_Dude> Relative to everything else?
<Lizard_Dude> Is food and stuff equally more expensive?
<Boo_penguin> Food is your destiny
<Boo_penguin> choose your destiny L_D
<Lizard_Dude> Ramen and Mountain Dew
<Boo_penguin> you rules
<Boo_penguin> You win 4000 points for Mountain Dew
<Boo_penguin> for Ramen 2 points
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[02:34:49] * Boo|band is now known as B
[02:35:04] * B is now known as boo|W
[02:35:09] * boo|W is now known as boo|x_x
[02:35:52] <BirdPerson> You are dead.
[02:36:18] <boo|x_x> actually I'm drunk
[02:36:19] <boo|x_x> sorryh
[02:36:42] * boo|x_x is now known as Boo|X_x
[02:37:07] <Boo|X_x> end of the year party
[02:37:14] <Boo|X_x> I mush sleeto
[02:37:23] <Boo|X_x> I must sleep
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<Boo_penguin> You know what would be cool?
<Boo_penguin> If Bush enter to #tmk
<Boo_penguin> under the nickname "little_mushroom"
<Boo_penguin> "Bush has joined #tmk"
<Boo_penguin> "Bush is now know as Little_mushroom
<DeeZZZer> Then what?
<Boo_penguin> then he say
<Boo_penguin> <Little_mushroom> I ignore the criticism about how I handle Iraq war
<Boo_penguin> Deezer
<Boo_penguin> if Bush inter to #Tmk
<Boo_penguin> you should give him an @ ?
<Boo_penguin> 'cause he is the man of men?
<DeeZZZer> I'd mute him
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<Boo_penguin> jingle bells jingle bells
<Boo_penguin> that's the american version
<Boo_penguin> our version is just
<Boo_penguin> ding ding dong ding ding dong
<Boo_penguin> :/
<Boo_penguin> we need more creative people in our nation
<Boo_penguin> so we want to kidnapp Vorpy and BirdPerson
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<bbbobbbbob> ok boo they say your the guy to talk to
<bbbobbbbob> u here?
<Boo|X_x> U L f$D ?%GGG b (8) ?
<bbbobbbbob> hu?
<bbbobbbbob> i cant read that
<Boo|X_x> Th1s 1s mt UUU W_w
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<Boo|X_x> you know
<Boo|X_x> my password is
<Boo|X_x> hot6turtle
<Boo|X_x> but, password from what...!!?
<Boo|X_x> that's the fun part
<Boo|X_x> play Boo pass game
<Boo|X_x> SOON
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[23:11:23] <Boo_penguin> <Fifth> Take THAT, you stupid worms! <-- What you did? WHAT YOU DID??? WHAT YOU DID WITH ELMO???
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<Boo_penguin> Clowns are assassins by nature
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Boo_penguin Presents
A TMK Christmas Special
"Satan Claus"
With Bird Person as Santa Claus, and Boo_Penguin as his evil brother.
* Boo_penguin is now known as SatanClaus
<Ebedeezer_Scrooge> http://www.vgcharts.org/images/MarioKart.png
<SantaClaus> Forget about presents for you little boy
<Sapph-Gaming> SatanClaus? O_o
<SantaClaus> ...
<SatanClaus> I'm the evil brother of Santa
<SatanClaus> I gift you crap
<SatanClaus> instead nice presents
<Sunbun> coal
<SantaClaus> I love you brother
<SatanClaus> I love you too
<SatanClaus> not coal, just crap
<SatanClaus> like socks
<SatanClaus> and underwear
<Sunbun> and PS3s, right?
<SatanClaus> it's sold out in SatanClaus store.
<SatanClaus> Sapph : my gift for you this year is a gold-fish with only one eye.
<SatanClaus> Jope you enjoy it.
<SatanClaus> For Sunbun I had two big orange sweaters with a granny on it.
<SatanClaus> For Deezer I had a big bag with old clothe from a dead person.
<SatanClaus> the dead person is not included.
<SantaClaus> Rip-off
<SatanClaus> but the clothe is washed.
<SatanClaus> no dead person smell.
<SatanClaus> For VID I had a secret box with unknown crap inside.
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<Phred_Levi> I think my computer is dying... Now explorer won't start up
<Boo_penguin> IE is the death.
<Boo_penguin> I cannot understand why people is still using IE
<Boo_penguin> if you can use BooExplorer
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A bit of an expansion of this (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9326.msg429717#msg429717) quote...
<Boo_penguin> I never eat a burrito
<Sunbun> whoa there don't get too excited
<Boo_penguin> I heard they do burritos bread with a real donkey leg
<Chupperson> haha
<Boo_penguin> so with one donkey leg they do like 3 millions of burritos
<Boo_penguin> then they don't kill the donkey
<Boo_penguin> just pull off his leg
<Boo_penguin> so when they do the 3 millions
<Boo_penguin> the pull off again another leg
<Sunbun> do they grow back
<Boo_penguin> never
<Boo_penguin> that's why exist an huge population of Donkeys with no-legs
<Boo_penguin> they use skates or something
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<Boo_penguin> I just read "we're all perverts at some level"
<Boo_penguin> I'm level 7?
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<Boo_penguin> I hate when I'm trying to find something cool on internet, someone cames to my room and hit me in the head.
<Fifth> this is a common occurance?
<Boo_penguin> yep
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<Fifth> When my "DSL" goes down, it's anybody's guess why or for how long.
<Boo_penguin> When my LSD goes down, usually get more LSD.
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[01/03, 06:29:20] Boo_penguin: I know you're here
[01/03, 06:29:23] Boo_penguin: but you never talk to me
[01/03, 06:29:25] Boo_penguin: ;_;
[01/03, 06:29:28] n-fani: hahah
[01/03, 06:29:29] Sapphira: I wasn't here until now
[01/03, 06:29:36] Boo_penguin: excuses
[01/03, 06:29:38] Sapphira: ^
[01/03, 06:29:41] Sapphira: :P
[01/03, 06:29:43] Boo_penguin: blonde girls always give me excuses
[01/03, 06:29:51] Sapphira: and brunettes don't?
[01/03, 06:30:03] Boo_penguin: brunettes buy me food.
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[01/03, 06:32:35] Boo_penguin: If you can look like Sporty Spice you win a Boo_penguin
[01/03, 06:32:40] Boo_penguin: that's my contest
[01/03, 06:36:01] Sapphira: ô_o
[01/03, 06:39:05] Boo_penguin: well, you're disqualified already.
[01/03, 06:39:46] n-fani: arfggf
[01/03, 06:40:03] Boo_penguin: n-fani can enter to contest tough
[01/03, 06:41:16] Boo_penguin: I miss school days :(
[01/03, 06:41:30] Boo_penguin: When I was young, and my hair was long
[01/03, 06:41:33] Boo_penguin: all the girls wnat me
[01/03, 06:44:06] Boo_penguin: why you don't take something easy like me, like Cooking class.
[01/03, 06:44:55] n-fani: 'Cause I already took chemistry
[01/03, 06:45:00] n-fani: Half a year ago
[01/03, 06:45:08] Boo_penguin: oh
[01/03, 06:45:10] n-fani: I'm not gonna quit now
[01/03, 06:45:24] Boo_penguin: you must quit
[01/03, 06:45:27] Boo_penguin: winners quit
[01/03, 06:45:31] Boo_penguin: :P
[01/03, 06:45:45] Boo_penguin: nah, we need another crazy scientist in the world
[01/03, 06:45:57] Boo_penguin: and more girls who looks like Sporty Spice
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<Boo|X_x> leave cute messages
<Sapphira> <3 ^_^ \:D/ :3
<Sapphira> was that cute enough?
<Boo|X_x> PM messages plz
<Boo|X_x> so I can read it directly
<Boo|X_x> and feel good with myself
<Boo|X_x> :)
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[16:22] <Boo_penguin> Barney is great
[16:22] <Boo_penguin> you can sit your children in front of the tv
[16:22] <Boo_penguin> with a 8hours dvd of barne
[16:22] <Boo_penguin> *barney
[16:22] <Boo_penguin> and go out for some beers
[16:22] <Boo_penguin> all night
[16:23] <Sapphira> Boo would make a horrible father
[16:23] <Boo_penguin> :(
[16:23] <Sunbun> Boo would make for a great reality show
[16:23] <Sunbun> Benix Knows Best
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<Boo_penguin> <Sapph-HW> I've never seen Rocky because it doesn't interest me. at all. <-- DIE.
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Oh, booooooooooooo! (Jeering, not calling for Boo Penguin)
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D:<
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkontek.net%2Fstarhaven%2Ftmk%2Fbooview.png&hash=806be7c97478bcfb2ec6ec26b16fc4c9)
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[01/10, 07:52:27] Boo_penguin: people really ham and eggs at 7AM?
[01/10, 07:52:29] Boo_penguin: that's like a bomb
[01/10, 07:52:37] Boo_penguin: and mixed with coffee
[01/10, 07:52:38] Boo_penguin: :S
[01/10, 07:55:41] Boo_penguin: we rarely lunch, just dinner and breakfast
[01/10, 07:56:01] Boo_penguin: that's all the food for the day
[01/10, 07:56:39] Sapph-Zzz: I usually get a bite of whatever in the morning before I go out the door, eat a snack around lunchtime, and have a regular dinner
[01/10, 07:57:16] Boo_penguin: oh, I didn't count all the crap that I eat on the street or in the office
[01/10, 07:57:24] Sapph-Zzz: ahaha
[01/10, 07:57:58] Boo_penguin: and it's a lot
[01/10, 08:00:20] Boo_penguin: 4 days without smoking
[01/10, 08:00:25] Boo_penguin: and 'cause I lost my lighter
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[12:08:49] <Boo_penguin> Sepultura is comming to ARGENTINA
[12:08:56] <Boo_penguin> wtd, we have a lot of shows this year
[12:09:37] <Rao> What you say?
[12:09:57] <Boo_penguin> shows, rock shows
[12:10:04] <Boo_penguin> where people like me go
[12:10:11] <Boo_penguin> and do mosh and scream like crazy
[12:10:27] <Boo_penguin> and sometimes we see the show
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<BirdPerson> I'm kind of groggy... I know what I need
<BirdPerson> Dr Pepper and WarioWare: Twisted.
<Boo_penguin> do you know what you need?
<Boo_penguin> a new identitie
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<Boo_penguin> !fineprint on Clarissa Explains it all DVD
<Mushroom_Boy> Intended for single use only.
<Boo_penguin> hahaha
<Boo_penguin> so right
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[02:53] <Boo_penguin> I wonder if in The Big Brother house you can put a cannibal
[02:53] <Boo_penguin> between the other people
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[01/14, 23:36:51] Boo_penguin: Fariemaster was my hero
[01/14, 23:37:22] Boo_penguin: and Fairemaster was an idiot
[01/14, 23:55:04] Boo_penguin: Sapphira> one of the guys in my church group had a shirt that said Jack Bauer for president <-- You kill him?
[01/15, 00:50:11] Vidgmchtr: So I finished Tarzan
[01/15, 00:52:50] Boo_penguin: he dies under an horrendus disease?
[01/15, 00:56:55] Vidgmchtr: Boo: What did you expect, the same ending Disney gave? :P
[01/15, 00:57:21] Boo_penguin: I expect "this content is not appropiate for childrens" end.
[01/15, 00:57:59] Sapphira: oh yeah? The Little Mermaid has an even sadder ending
[01/15, 00:59:00] Boo_penguin: she die by an octopus?
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<Boo_penguin> TMK is secret now?
<Boo_penguin> so actually I'm in TMK
<Boo_penguin> but none can see me right?
* Boo_penguin takes clothe off
* Boo_penguin runs around TMK
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[01/19, 14:52:42] Boo_penguin: I want a CT
[01/19, 14:52:45] Boo_penguin: :(
[01/19, 14:53:17] Boo_penguin: my CT must say "Mushroom_Boy's best pal"
[01/19, 14:54:29] Sapph-Zzz: I have a better idea...
[01/19, 14:54:58] Boo_penguin: :o!
[01/19, 14:55:41] Br26: my ct is pretty accurate
[01/19, 14:58:15] Sapph-Zzz: there you go!
[01/19, 15:00:18] Boo_penguin: No longer contained?
[01/19, 15:00:26] Boo_penguin: I prefer No longer contaminated
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[01/24, 13:46:04] Boo_penguin: !acro My next girlfriend it's going to be a...
[01/24, 13:46:05] Mushroom_Boy: HTK
[01/24, 13:46:17] Boo_penguin: Homeless Teen Klingon?
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<Boo_penguin> I buy a 160GB HD
<Boo_penguin> and doesn't work
<Boo_penguin> :S
<Chupperson> :D
<Chupperson> er :S
<Chupperson> wrong key
<Boo_penguin> haha
<Boo_penguin> I tought : Well, Chupperson is laughing of my disgrace
<Boo_penguin> maybe is more comic than I tought
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[00:08:05] <Boo_penguin> I cannot play ogg
[00:08:11] <Boo_penguin> the computer geek magazine says
[00:08:17] <Boo_penguin> it can make your laptop blow
[00:10:01] <Boo_penguin> so if Winamp were a bird, it can had oggs.
[00:14:50] <TEM> Argentina defies Science and God
[00:14:55] <TEM> It is an unholy place
[00:15:16] <Chupperson> and an unscientific place
[00:15:31] <Boo_penguin> yeah
[00:15:38] <Boo_penguin> but we invent the pen
[00:15:58] * Boo_penguin is proud of argentinean scientists
[00:16:01] <TEM> Hhaha, what
[00:16:03] <Chupperson> hahaha
[00:16:10] <Boo_penguin> yeah
[00:16:14] <Boo_penguin> we invent the pen
[00:16:21] <Boo_penguin> a guy called BIRO
[00:16:27] <TEM> ballpoint pens?
[00:16:29] <Boo_penguin> yep
[00:16:32] <Boo_penguin> ballpoint pens
[00:16:54] <Boo_penguin> that's our level of scientists
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I did the research (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A1szl%C3%B3_B%C3%ADr%C3%B3) and looks like the guy was born in Hungary, invented it in Hungary, patented it in Paris, filed another patent in Argentina, formed a company in Argentina, and died in Argentina.
Notably, Argentina's Inventor's Day holiday is celebrated on his birthday.
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<gorge_forman> If Boo is sleep
<gorge_forman> Who talk? Boo's soul?
<Boo|Sleeps> Yes
<Boo|Sleeps> I'm Boo's soul
<gorge_forman> Where do you live?
<Boo|Sleeps> in Boo's house
<gorge_forman> I guess that makes sense
<Boo|Sleeps> yeah
<Boo|Sleeps> I eat his food
<gorge_forman> Does he have good food there?
<gorge_forman> rats and stuff
<Boo|Sleeps> yeah, pretty good food
<Boo|Sleeps> rats and unique items
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elBenix says:
if someone says you're not cool, you must say "I'm cool"
Lizard Dude says:
I always do
elBenix says:
I know
elBenix says:
that's why you're cool
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Boo hotly contested the guy being Hungarian last night, by the way.
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<Boo_penguin> Sapphira, before you go
<Boo_penguin> I need citizens
<Boo_penguin> from your city
<Boo_penguin> to rebuild mine
<Sapph-Zzz> O_o
<Boo_penguin> you can borrow me some=
<Boo_penguin> *?
<Sapph-Zzz> you mean lend?
<Boo_penguin> Chupperson gimme some last night
<Boo_penguin> and Kill'em all already
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[02:51:09] <Boo_penguin> everybody is sleeping
[02:51:13] <Boo_penguin> or playing Yo! Noid
[02:51:15] <Boo_penguin> it's the same
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<Boo|Work> dang
<Boo|Work> this paradox
<Boo|Work> is weird
<Boo|Work> Deezer looks like crap with long hair
<Boo|Work> but with short hair he can't play power chords
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<Boo|WORK> time to responsability and tie
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[06/01, 01:01:40] BirdPerson: I HAVE A COMPAQ, THANKS SAPPH< YOU WANN GO?
[06/01, 01:02:12] Boo|AFK: oh Compaqs
[06/01, 01:02:23] Boo|AFK: they use recycle plastic for doing those right?
[06/01, 01:02:30] Boo|AFK: they had the recycle logo
[06/01, 01:02:31] Boo|AFK: in somewhere
[06/01, 01:02:33] Boo|AFK: as far I remember
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<Boo_penguin> you know something cool?
<Boo_penguin> everytime you say a curse, an angel receive his wings :)
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"My second son is going to be named Diza if it's a girl and Deezer if its a boy."
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<bobman37> I had a dream last night that Deezer shut down #tmk to keep out Boo_penguin
<bobman37> sorry Boo. no offense
<Boo|away> Deezer can't shut down TMK
<Boo|away> and you dream with chats ?
<Boo|away> man, you need to get out a little bit away from computer
<Boo|away> :S
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<Boo_penguin> no more girlfriend for the night
<Boo_penguin> XD
<Lizard_Dude> ?
<Boo_penguin> I kill another one
<Boo_penguin> :)
<Lizard_Dude> Good work
<Boo_penguin> yeah
<Boo_penguin> she said Ms. Pac-man sucks
<Boo_penguin> BIG MISTAKE
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<Boo|Sleeps> you know something really great?
<Boo|Sleeps> Bananas don't wear pajamas
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<Boo|TARDIS> MESSAGE TO KIDS AND FUTURE YOUNG PEOPLE : USE CONDOMS
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That's a good one.
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I clicked on this thread expecting a new quote from Boo, and I get a "That's a good one" from PaperLuigi.
Idea: Can we NOT have replies like that? Just quotes from Boo.
(Yes, I can see the hypocrisy in that I don't have a Boo quote either, but, just a suggestion.)
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...I was just commenting on how funny it was. I can't even do that? Strict rules. Next time, I'll be sure to stay quiet about it.
Besides, there have been others that have commented in this topic without a quote. Why pick on me?
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<Boo|sleeps> Doesn't have an end
<Boo|sleeps> ok time for William Wallace Campaign
<Boo|sleeps> let's kill some england people
<Boo|sleeps> feel the powa of my sword
<Boo|sleeps> or whatever the sprite is
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I clicked on this thread expecting a new quote from Boo, and I get a "That's a good one" from PaperLuigi.
Idea: Can we NOT have replies like that? Just quotes from Boo.
(Yes, I can see the hypocrisy in that I don't have a Boo quote either, but, just a suggestion.)
If it hadn't been PaperLuigi saying that you wouldn't have complained. People have been making posts like that for a long time and you haven't remarked upon it.
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Yeah, why do we keep picking on PL? What has he ever done to us?
I wish I had a quote from Boo_penguin quote to stay on topic. :(
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If it hadn't been PaperLuigi saying that you wouldn't have complained. People have been making posts like that for a long time and you haven't remarked upon it.
No, he's not special. If you or anyone else who isn't PL said that, I would've made the same reply.
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Yeah, why do we keep picking on PL? What has he ever done to us?
Quite frankly, I'm a little tired of it. It's a huge reason as to why I'm thinking about leaving.
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Vid's gotten grumpy over the years. :)
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Vid, tons of other people have posted comments about other quotes. This is too established to change now.
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<Boo|sleeps> Doesn't have an end
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<Boo|Sleeps> a little girl without arms go to buy ice cream
<Boo|Sleeps> so she said "I want an ice-cream"
<Boo|Sleeps> the dude says "wich flavour?"
<Boo|Sleeps> "I don't care, it's going to fall anyway"
<Boo|Sleeps> paranpam pssshhhhhh
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<Boo|Sleeps> a rabbit was running trough the jungle
<Boo|Sleeps> and he find a jiraffe who was making a marihuana cigarrete
<Boo|Sleeps> so the rabbit says -Don't do that! Come with me and run
<Boo|Sleeps> the giraffe desists and go to run with the rabbit
<Boo|Sleeps> later the two animals were running and they find an elephant
<Boo|Sleeps> who is trying to put some coke in his nose
<Boo|Sleeps> the rabbit says -Don't do that elephant! Come with us and run!
<Boo|Sleeps> the elephant thinks for a while and go to run with the other two animals
<Boo|Sleeps> later the three animals find a lyon who was trying to inyect himself some heroin
<Boo|Sleeps> so the rabbit says -Don't do that Lyon! Heroin is bad, come with me and run free like the wind
<Boo|Sleeps> suddenly the lyon beat the crap to the rabbit and kill him
<Boo|Sleeps> so the jiraffe says "Why do you kill the rabbit, he was trying to help you!"
<Boo|Sleeps> and the lyon says "I kill 'cause everytime this <censored> rabbit take pills he makes run like a nuts"
<Boo|Sleeps> paranpam pssssh
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<Boo|Sleeps> a dood, his horse and his dog were travelling in the night
<Boo|Sleeps> so suddenly they lost
<Boo|Sleeps> so he down from the horse and try to see the road, but he can't see nothing
<Boo|Sleeps> suddenly the horse says "we're lost!"
<Boo|Sleeps> the dood scares and run like 500mts
<Boo|Sleeps> and he says "oh wow, that was really scaring"
<Boo|Sleeps> and the dog says "yes it was"
<Boo|Sleeps> parampan pshhhhhh
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Hmm...anybody know what "parampan pshhhhhh" means?
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Onomatopoeia for a rimshot.
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<Boo|Sleeps> I need to disconnect
<Boo|Sleeps> I have an IRC trojan working right now
<Boo|Sleeps> I just get infected
<Boo|Sleeps> U_U
<Boo|Sleeps> make a scan people
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<Boo_penguin> YOU N-FANI
<Boo_penguin> YOU'RE BEEN CHOSEN
<Boo_penguin> YOU'RE THE NEXT
<Boo_penguin> FINNISH IDOL
<n-fani> Ohhkay
* n-fani puts on sunglasses
* Boo_penguin makes a reverence
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<Boo_penguin> I tend to dance without clothe
<Boo_penguin> :/
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<MaxVance> My bedroom has no sister.
<Suffix> I've heard of a Master Bedroom...
<Boo|sleeps> bad for you Max
<Boo|sleeps> my bedroom is full of sisters
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[00:03:50] <Boo|sleeps> ÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKA
[00:03:51] <Boo|sleeps> ÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKA
[00:03:51] <Boo|sleeps> ÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKA
[00:04:05] <Chupperson> ÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKA
[00:04:06] <Chupperson> ÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKA
[00:04:07] <Chupperson> ÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKAÑAKA
[00:04:20] * Boo|sleeps is now known as Boo_penguin
[00:04:25] * Boo_penguin rules
[00:04:33] * Deezer (deezer@dork-A755691B.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
[00:04:44] <Boo_penguin> when I say ÑAKAÑAKA
[00:04:47] <Boo_penguin> I kill Deezer
[00:04:49] <Boo_penguin> as you can see
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<Boo_penguin> I feel dissapointed for Mario 2
<Boo_penguin> I mean, I have the game, god knows I like the game, but the "unfinished" look of that game make me sad
<Boo_penguin> I mean, that's not the mushroom kingdom :(
<Boo_penguin> that's not the enemies
<Chupperson> I like Shy Guys and Bob-ombs though
<Boo_penguin> so when I get for first time Mario All-stars
<Boo_penguin> and I play Lost Levels
<Boo_penguin> why they don't release that game instead the other
<Super-Jesse> Boo_penguin, you know SMB 2/USA takes place in SubCon, right?
<Boo_penguin> WHY NINTENDO WHY?
<Boo_penguin> WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
<Boo_penguin> I don't know what is a Subcon
<Boo_penguin> 'cause I'm not english
<Boo_penguin> oh wait
<Boo_penguin> I can say something like an english
<Boo_penguin> bloody nintendo whyyyyyyyyyy?????????????
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<Boo|Bomb> you don't want to know what is setting up the bomb
<Boo|Bomb> but involves a bathroom
<Boo|Bomb> and a magazine
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<Boo_penguin> when the Iraq war is going to end?
<BirdPerson> Heh heh...
<Boo_penguin> I mean...it's a long war you know
<Chupperson> no one knows
<Boo_penguin> long long long
<Boo_penguin> how many years...?
<Chupperson> it's a dumb war too
<Boo_penguin> 4 yet ?
<BirdPerson> When Chuck Norris gets involved
<Boo_penguin> US must send Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Van Damme, Steven Seagal and Adam Sandler
<bobman37> why adam sandler
<Boo_penguin> well he must die
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Where is this chatroom anyway?
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#tmk I believe?
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It's right here (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/chatroom/)!
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Oh, ok thanks.
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<n-fani> :O
<n-fani> What the
<BirdPerson> :[ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ]
<n-fani> What does that even mean?
* BirdPerson commits suicide
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I would like to tell you all that Boo_penguin is no longer banned from DorksNet. Normally, DorksNet only allows you to have up to three connections to it at any given time. I suspect that lag between DorksNet and Argentina caused the server to think he had four connections. To fix this, the servers killed all his connections and banned him for a while.
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<n-fani> I was never too big a fan of the castlevania series
<n-fani> The gameplay feels kinda weird
<Boo|Food> n-fani, you were one of my heros
<Boo|Food> not anymore
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So who is the next Finnish Idol?
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[11:23:35] <Boo|bed> Dracula is here
[11:23:37] <Boo|bed> take care
[11:27:15] * Dracula bares fangs
[11:27:53] * Sunbun bares buns
[11:29:12] * WarpRattler bares lasers
[11:32:00] * Boo|bed bare knuckle
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Hahaha, that's my favorite Genesis game.
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[09:20] <Boo_penguin> Super-Jesse
[09:20] <Boo_penguin> i recommend you drop off drugs
[09:21] <Boo_penguin> or use lighter drugs
Solid advice my friend, solid advice.
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Lighter drugs? I bet he means that you should get a crack pipe (which uses a lighter).
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[11:23:35] <Boo|bed> Dracula is here
[11:23:37] <Boo|bed> take care
I think it's funnier shortened to just these 2 lines.
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<Boo_penguin> why people change their nicknames?
<Boo_penguin> I hate that
<Boo_penguin> imagine if Sapphira changes her nick to Lady_Marmalade or something
<Boo_penguin> that would be a crazyness
<Boo_penguin> or if Deezer someday feel like changing his nick to Ducky_Duck
<Boo_penguin> or Sunbun to Tai-Chi
<Boo_penguin> or SS4Gogita to Yes_Im_a_bot
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[14:55:32] <Boo_penguin> TACOS
[14:55:37] * Girrrtacos has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[14:55:50] <Boo_penguin> another user killed by the word of Boo_penguin
[14:55:55] <Boo_penguin> a perfect job is done
[15:45:05] <SolidShroom> I can't believe I used to like Limp Bizkit
[15:45:06] <SolidShroom> I was a tool
[15:45:27] <Boo_penguin> Limp Bizkit had a few good songs
[15:45:30] <Boo_penguin> don't be hard with yourself
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[16:18:24] <WarpRattler> So, next week at my school is spirit week.
[16:18:49] <Boo_penguin> spirit week?
[16:18:50] <Boo_penguin> O_O
[16:18:52] <Boo_penguin> wtd is that
[16:19:23] <WarpRattler> Well, next Friday is homecoming, so the whole week is spirit week.
[16:20:23] <Boo_penguin> I mean
[16:20:26] <Boo_penguin> wtd is spirit?
[16:20:31] <Boo_penguin> O_______________________________________________________________________O
[16:21:03] <Boo_penguin> they are going to make a doll of the mascot of the rival high-school and they are going to burn it or something?
[16:21:11] <Boo_penguin> I bet the cheerleaders are hot
[16:21:27] <n-fani> Boo_penguin, you say the best things
[16:21:31] <WarpRattler> We really should make an effigy of the other team's mascot.
[16:22:06] <Boo_penguin> burn stuff is awesome
[16:22:11] <Boo_penguin> maybe throw some teachers into the fire too
[16:22:20] <Boo_penguin> SEE THEM GLOW! SEE THEM GLOW!
A few days later, and in another channel:
[14:44:00] <Rao> what happened to Bomberman that used to be here?
[14:44:45] <Rao> wasn't he a bot or something?
[14:45:54] <Boo_penguin> yep
[14:45:55] <Boo_penguin> he die
[14:45:55] <Boo_penguin> :)
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<Boo_penguin> I do something gross
<Boo_penguin> I cannot tell what I do over the internet
<Boo_penguin> I'm sorry
<Boo_penguin> involves a hair and my nose
<Boo_penguin> sorry I can't tell
<Boo_penguin> I miss my nose hair now :(
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[17:40:42] <Boo_penguin> HOW WANTS TO DIE
[17:40:48] <Boo_penguin> !choose Rao or Suffix
[17:40:48] <Mushroom_Boy> Why choose? Both sound good.
[17:40:58] <Boo_penguin> That's why you're the man Mushroom_Boy
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Boo_Penguin is a minister of death.
[23:17:15] * Boo_penguin is now known as Simon
[23:17:17] * Simon says die
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<Boo_penguin> mine is 12kb/s
<TEM> That's what you get for living in a 3rd world country in Africa
<Boo_penguin> yep
<TEM> Move to a real country, Like Canada or Japan
<Boo_penguin> actually in Africa they call internet to some monkeys like : Hey you have internet already? -Yeah, he's eating a banana over there.
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[22:29] <Dracula> Mega Man ZX Advent is pretty tough
[22:29] <Boo_penguin> <Dracula> Mega Man ZX Advent is pretty, tough
[22:30] <Boo_penguin> the comma can change everything
[22:30] <Boo_penguin> I was eating, dudes
[22:30] <Boo_penguin> I was eating dudes
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<n-fani> Why do rabbits like to avoid Mario so much?
<Boo_penguin> 'cause they are maded with MEAT
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[13:18:43] <Boo_penguin> <n-fani> I just spent four hours with excel and got nothing out of it :( <-- Excel it's a nice girl, don't be hard with her.
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<Boo_penguin> YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TO ME IN #WORK_PROBLEMS
<Boo_penguin> we can ride off your boss
<Boo_penguin> we do the nasty job
<Boo_penguin> revenge is my second name
<Boo_penguin> btw happy thanksgiving
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[02:33:54] <Insane_Steve> And yes, the g/f is a big part of why I haven't been on the FF as often as I used to
[02:34:21] <Boo_penguin> g/f?
[02:34:33] <Boo_penguin> GAMING FACTOR!
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Insane Steve was in the chatroom???
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Yes. Yes he was.
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[12:04] <WarpRattler> We had some sparkling grape juice at the party my English IV class held a while back.
[12:05] <LimeStarkid> When I was little, I'd pretend it was wine.
[12:23] <Boo_penguin> I pretend my wine is grape juice, so none notice my drink problem :)
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<LimeStarkid> I like sparkling grape juice.
This line should replace what I said.
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I can't believe that one of the few times I am gone is when Insane Steve comes to #tmk.
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Ditto! I went to bed early because of accursed Black Friday.
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He's not a member? Then, what's this: http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=profile;u=58020
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When people said he wasn't a member, he WASN'T. He did register later on, though.
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[11:42] <Boo_penguin> what's the deal with "all natural" stuff
[11:42] <Boo_penguin> 7-UP is not natural
[11:42] <Boo_penguin> I think it have some bunnies feet
[11:42] <Boo_penguin> or something
[11:43] <Boo_penguin> nothing is natural these days
[11:44] <Boo_penguin> even water is not longer natural
[11:44] <Boo_penguin> and actually happens we, the argentineans, have a lot of fresh water
[11:44] <Boo_penguin> and guess that?
[11:45] <Boo_penguin> we're not going to share it
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[00:34:23] <Rao> Coffee is good at night
[00:34:32] <TEM> wat
[00:34:54] <Boo_penguin> you save 0.00000007 seconds not putting the H to what TEM
[00:34:59] <Boo_penguin> you're awesome
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* Boo_penguin has joined #tmk
* Mushroom_Boy sets mode: +v Boo_penguin
* Boo_penguin presents LATE NIGHT MONOLOGUES with your host : Boo_penguin
* WarpRattler applauds
<Boo_penguin> Yeahhh
<Boo_penguin> you know what bothers me?
<Boo_penguin> womans who dislike Pokemon
<Boo_penguin> Maybe you're asking, why Boo, why?
<Boo_penguin> it's simple
<Boo_penguin> Pokemon rules and if you don't respect that, you don't deserve my love
<Boo_penguin> For Halloween I get a Pikachu suit
<Boo_penguin> yeah
<Boo_penguin> for a party
<Boo_penguin> a hot girl approach to me and say "Hi honey bee"
<Boo_penguin> honey bee?
<Boo_penguin> you're on drugs?
<Boo_penguin> I'm PIKACHU
<Boo_penguin> Pika-what?
<Boo_penguin> Pikachu! The most powerful pokemon in all the pokimon universe
<Boo_penguin> ok she said and left, walking backwards
<Boo_penguin> doing the moon dance
<Boo_penguin> now the wheather with Warprattler
<WarpRattler> Thanks, Boo. That was a pretty good run tonight. Almost had a quadruple monologue going there!
<Boo_penguin> yeah, but it's hawt or not tomorrow?
<Boo_penguin> that's what people want to know Warp
<WarpRattler> Now, it looks like it's going to be...cold. And possibly wet. How's it looking down in the Southern Hemisphere, Boo?
<Boo_penguin> sounds like I need a new coffin
<Boo_penguin> The Guest tonight it's an extraordinary dude
<Boo_penguin> it's a videogame legend
<Boo_penguin> a big applaud to Lizard_Dude
* WarpRattler applauds
<Lizard_Dude> Is this thing on?
<Boo_penguin> ...(hey Welch, this a alive show, wake up)
<Boo_penguin> Hi Lizard_Dude
<Lizard_Dude> Hi
<Boo_penguin> tell to the people your toughts about womans who dislike Pokemon
<Lizard_Dude> well
<Lizard_Dude> Sometimes you think a girl is the one for you
<Lizard_Dude> You get along, like the same stuff, she smells good, stuff like that
<Lizard_Dude> But then one day
<Lizard_Dude> You say, "Dear it's time to get my team of 6 all up to Lvl. 100"
<Lizard_Dude> and she say, "Sorry we have to go to dinner with the Johnsons tonight"
<Lizard_Dude> and then you have to leave her
<Boo_penguin> good reason to kill her and buried her under the bed
<Lizard_Dude> I wouldn't go quite that far
<Boo_penguin> You will never know Lizard_Dude
<WarpRattler> Poor Lizard_Dude.
* Ornament applauds
<Boo_penguin> I receive an e-mail today from the audicence, and this one says "Hi Boo. I love the show. Why Lizard_Dude name is Lizard_Dude? He loves lizards?"
* Ornament is now known as Rao
<Rao> This is the best talk show I've ever been to
<Boo_penguin> Lizard_Dude, your lines
<Lizard_Dude> No
<Lizard_Dude> It's because lizards love me!
<Boo_penguin> to Ralphie, from Minesotta
<Boo_penguin> there you go Ralphie
<Boo_penguin> are you happy now?
<Boo_penguin> Next e-mail "Hi, my name is Brenda, your show is horrible, the only cool thing in the show is WarpRattler. Keep the good work Warp!"
<Boo_penguin> Something to say Warp?
<Boo_penguin> are you sending fake mails again?
<WarpRattler> Thanks, Brenda, but Boo_penguin is so much cooler than me.
<Boo_penguin> you want to stole my show?
<Boo_penguin> Keeping with the Lizard_Dude interview, tell me, you like SpaceGhost Coast to Coast ?
<Lizard_Dude> It's a great show.
<WarpRattler> Indeed.
<Boo_penguin> you think he's greater than me?
<Lizard_Dude> Ah, because you're both kind of ghosts
<Lizard_Dude> Well I think he would win in a fight
<Boo_penguin> Ok, let's go to ask him, we have a live connection with SpaceGhost
<Boo_penguin> right now
<Boo_penguin> oh
<Boo_penguin> control says he doesn't want to appear in the show
* Boo_penguin look around
* Rao walks on stage
<Rao> Oops
<Boo_penguin> Ok Lizard_Dude, you have a great message to the audience?
<Lizard_Dude> Yeah - get off the stage
<Rao> Am I interrupting something?
<Boo_penguin> Yes, Rao please, get off the stage
<Lizard_Dude> Also - please remember to keep a heat lamp in your lizards' cages
* Rao returns to his seat
<Boo_penguin> What's that Lizard_Dude?
<Boo_penguin> They don't have cold blood?
<Lizard_Dude> They do have cold blood. So you need to help them stay warm.
<Boo_penguin> that makes a lot of sense
<Boo_penguin> actually
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<WarpRattler> Which brand of heat lamps do you prefer, Lizard_Dude?
<Lizard_Dude> The GlowTron 3000
<Boo_penguin> Well, folks, this is the end of the show, sends mails to boopenguinlatenightshowintmkwithwarprattlerandallthegang@nowai.com
<Boo_penguin> We're saying goodbye
* WarpRattler plays end-of-show theme
* Rao turns off television
<Rao> Oh wait
<Rao> I'm in the audience
* Boo_penguin grab a glass of vodka
<Boo_penguin> what a horrible show
<Boo_penguin> please, the next time, try to put "I love Boo" e-mails
<Lizard_Dude> Do I get paid for that?
<Boo_penguin> not more "I love Warp" e-mails
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<Crash_Override> sup
<Crash_Override> you might know me better as...
<Crash_Override> ZELDAFAN500 :O
<Crash_Override> LOL PWND
<Crash_Override> PWN
<Crash_Override> HAHAHA U CAN NEVER BANN ME HAHAHA I ALWAYS COME BACK
<Crash_Override> ...
<Crash_Override> [wtd]
<Crash_Override> :(
<Crash_Override> someone answer me :(
<Boo_penguin> none wants to
<Boo_penguin> die and bleed I-Steal-a-nickname-from-a-horrible-movie
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<Boo_penguin> violence is bad kiddos
<Boo_penguin> but when someone insult your mom
<Boo_penguin> it's fist time
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[21:50] <Vorpy> Xenogears looks fantastic with Boo penguin
[21:50] * Vorpy has left #tmk
[21:50] <bobman37> O_o
[21:51] <Boo_penguin> O_o
[21:52] <BirdPerson> O_o
[21:52] <Boo_penguin> Oo_o
[21:52] <bobman37> ...
[21:52] <Boo_penguin> well, some of us live near to nuclear plants
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<Boo_penguin> I wonder where are the old people of this channel
<Boo_penguin> WHERE ARE THE OLDIES?
<Boo_penguin> DIZA?
<Boo_penguin> CHUPI?
<Boo_penguin> VORPEX?
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<Chupperson> computers are not random
<Boo_penguin> my back hurts :(
<Lizard_Dude> Nothing is
<Boo_penguin> womens brain are random
<Boo_penguin> some get one, others not
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<Boo_penguin> DIE BY MAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
* Deezer scratches head
<Boo_penguin> you have lices
<Deezer> they jumped onto my head when you screamed
<Boo_penguin> sorry, I need to expulse that
<Boo_penguin> the chat was like....a tombstone palace
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[14:08:15] <Boo_penguin> my country sucks
[14:08:19] <Boo_penguin> I must write a song for it
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How is this man so incredibly funny? Somebody tell me.
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Beats me--does he even exist?
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D:
Of course he's real, he's Boo_penguin.
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Someone should tell him to come to Fungi Forums more often. Does he even know he has a whole thread honoring him?
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Yes, he's even posted here a few times.
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It's great how people don't actually read the threads they post in!
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What the..! Of course Boo_penguin exists! He's the embodiment of awesome!
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I think people here should come to #tmk more often.
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I disagree.
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Seconded.
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Why? I mean, I don't go there myself, but I'm just curious...
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In bobman37's case, the only members he thinks are cool are TEM and me, so anyone new coming to #tmk would only dilute the cool pool.
In Vidgmchtr's case, he has been banned from #tmk for years, so he is bitter of any free men who are still able to enter the room at will.
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No, I actually stopped caring about coming back to that room ever since I realized it wasn't that good.
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Well of course it wasn't that good.
You were in it.
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So were you. =3
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Wow, I see Lizard Dude has turned into an angry old man ever since being fired from this video game fansite.
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So were you. =3
Yep, and guess which one of us they banned.
Wow, I see Lizard Dude has turned into an angry old man ever since being fired from this video game fansite.
Hey Meowrik, remember when you cried for three days straight after you lost your halfop? Hope you didn't catch hypothermia from your tear-stained pillow.
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Yep, and guess which one of us they banned.
Dude for awhile YOU wanted me unbanned more than I did. Remember that?
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Yeah I remember that. What was that, four years ago? I also remember you senselessly being a drooch to someone for no reason. Oh wait, that was an hour ago.
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Ladies, can we just get along?
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Yeah I remember that. What was that, four years ago? I also remember you senselessly being a ****** to someone for no reason. Oh wait, that was an hour ago.
"Two years ago... oh, no, wait, that was yesterday."
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When did this thread turn into "Classic feuds amongst forum members"?
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Somewhere around 12:41, last night.
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the only members he thinks are cool are TEM and me
Nah, there are more. You two are certainly the funniest, though.
anyone new coming to #tmk would only dilute the cool pool.
This part is true.
I am not taking sides in the Lizard Dude Flame Battle because I think Lizard Dude lays it down straight and you guys just can't take it*, but sometimes his comments are unnecessary and a little harsh. But it's like, 29 on 1.
*we're on the freaking INTERNET
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Boo_penguin's late night rant on the pro-whale conspiracy
[00:56:40] <Boo_penguin> like, when someone says "there are tons of files there"
[00:56:47] <Boo_penguin> I was like : tons?
[00:57:14] <Boo_penguin> and I always picture a whale on my computer-case
[00:57:22] <Boo_penguin> I wonder why I always picture a whale
[00:57:31] <Boo_penguin> you said tons I figure a whale
[00:57:34] <Boo_penguin> the mind is tricky
[00:57:53] <Boo_penguin> why not an industrial machine
[00:57:56] <Boo_penguin> something heavier
[00:58:01] <Boo_penguin> why it must be always a WHALE?
[00:58:10] <Boo_penguin> I figured out,when you're little
[00:58:18] <Boo_penguin> they give you some games with animals and stuff
[00:58:30] <Boo_penguin> then you must point the most heavier animal
[00:58:34] <Boo_penguin> there's always a whale
[00:58:44] <Boo_penguin> then you point a whale
[00:59:00] <Boo_penguin> and then, you will picture a whale every time
[00:59:13] <Boo_penguin> that's why I will give games to my kid with dragons or something like that
[01:00:13] <Boo_penguin> "gimme a hard-disk heavier than a whale"
[01:01:46] <Boo_penguin> If I give to a kid two figures...a bridge and a whale and I say "what's the heaviest?"
[01:01:54] <Suffix> Heheh.
[01:01:55] <Boo_penguin> THE KID WILL POINT THE WHALE!
[01:02:27] <Boo_penguin> who make those games anyway
[01:02:42] <Boo_penguin> they are like a conspiracy against whales
[01:02:47] <Boo_penguin> or something
[01:02:49] <Boo_penguin> maybe pro-whales
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<Chupperson> but I don't "RAGE" ever
<Fifth> You should try La Mulana, then.
<Fifth> The bats there would convert anybody.
<Boo_penguin> RAGE is awesome
<Boo_penguin> when you hit someone with a baseball bate
<Boo_penguin> and spread fear in the community
<Chupperson> in the words of Phred, "dorts"
<Boo_penguin> Hi Chu Chu Chupperson [Train version]
<Boo_penguin> I was looking Chupnet
<Boo_penguin> new design huh
<Chupperson> yep
<Boo_penguin> man I want that donkey kong t-shirt
<Boo_penguin> I want so many things
<Boo_penguin> I want a X-wing
<Boo_penguin> with a x-wing I can go to work, and never enter late
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<+Boo_penguin> go celtics go!
<+BirdPerson> !teleport celtics
<@Mushroom_Boy> The Mushroom Teleporter sends celtics to Hill Valley, 1955
<+Boo_penguin> GO CELTICS GO!
<+BirdPerson> !teleport CELTICS
<@Mushroom_Boy> The Mushroom Teleporter sends CELTICS to Hill Valley, 1955
<+BirdPerson> I guess they don't want to go anywhere else.
<+Boo_penguin> haha
<+Boo_penguin> !teleport CELTICS
<@Mushroom_Boy> The Mushroom Teleporter sends CELTICS to death!
<+Boo_penguin> :o
<+Boo_penguin> I think M_B is with Lakers
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* Vorpy tries the Boo_penguin adventure game 2008 again
<Vorpy> go east
* Boo_penguin goes east and met Ernest the bad pirate
<Vorpy> talk to ernest
* Boo_penguin talks to ernest and ernest says "The fish are really big in this part of the ocean!"
<Vorpy> look around
* Boo_penguin looks around and see death and pain
<Vorpy> take pain
* Boo_penguin take pain and a three legs puppie get close to him
<Vorpy> talk to puppie
* Boo_penguin talk to puppie, but the puppie doesn't talk. It's a puppie for god sake.
<Vorpy> pet puppie
* Boo_penguin pet puppie, but the puppie bites him. Now Boo_Penguin is sick
<Vorpy> kick puppie
* Boo_penguin kick puppie and he explodes into an organ fest
<Vorpy> kick ernest
* Boo_penguin goes to kick Ernest, but Ernest goes to fishing. Options are south and north.
<Vorpy> go south
* Boo_penguin goes south. Tons of rats are marching in a devastated city. Boo_penguin is losing health.
<Vorpy> eat rats
* Vorpy explodes into an organ fest
* Vorpy has quit IRC (Quit: )
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After several net splits in #tmk...
[09:30am] Boo_penguin is now known as Dork20112.
[09:30am] Deezer is now known as Dork51395.
[09:34am] n-fani joined the chat room.
[09:34am] n-fani was promoted to half-operator by Mushroom_Boy.
[10:06am] • Dork20112 explode into an organ fest
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<+Boo_penguin> you will Suffix, wait and see
<%Suffix> And I will be amazed.
<+Boo_penguin> my machine is not ready yet
<%Suffix> ...a machine that remotely modifies DNA to increase the liklihood of dark-red hair?
<+Boo_penguin> my machine would create a girl from 122 beans
<+Boo_penguin> no more no less
<&Chupperson> !!!!!!!!!!!
<&Chupperson> :OOOOOOOO
<&Chupperson> !!!!!!!!!!!!
<%Suffix> !!!!!!!!!!!!
<%Suffix> Forget Marlie!
<%Suffix> That's amazing!
<+Boo_penguin> Yeah, Marlie is amazing
<+Boo_penguin> but my machine would be DA BOMB
<&Chupperson> I would buy it if you invented it
<+Boo_penguin> cool, it comes with 121 beans
<+Boo_penguin> you will get the one to have 122
<+Boo_penguin> legality issues you know
<+Boo_penguin> but the main problem is
<+Boo_penguin> from 10 attemps, you can get 3 nice girls
<+Boo_penguin> and 7 horrible mutans
<&Chupperson> :S
<+Boo_penguin> pretty deformed
<+Boo_penguin> and puking
<&Chupperson> pretty + deformed
* Rollo Quit (Quit: Ciao!)
<+Boo_penguin> Rollo, you will buy a girl-machine?
<%Suffix> (Rollo left)
<+Boo_penguin> I didn't know he was here anyway
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This Boo_penguin PWNS! I need to go on #tmk more...
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<Luigalaxy> ...
<Luigalaxy> Watch this.
<Luigalaxy> Down is the new up
<Chup|work> down is the new up
<Luigalaxy> Left is the new right.
<Chup|work> down is the new up
<Luigalaxy> ____ is the new _____
<Chup|work> down is the new up
<Luigalaxy> is the new
<Chup|work> down is the new up
<Luigalaxy> ...
<Luigalaxy> Man, why won't no one answer?
<Luigalaxy> :(
*** Luigalaxy has quit (Quit: )
<Boo_penguin> 'cause you sucks
<Boo_penguin> welcome to argentina
* Boo_penguin punches Luigalaxy
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That would make for some excellent action movie dialog.
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<Boo_penguin> Its illegal
<Boo_penguin> of course
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Sorry for the double post but this is funny stuff.
<Boo_penguin> PIZZA PITZA PIGZA
<bobman37> PIGMA
<Boo_penguin> IT DOESN'T END WITH "ZA"
<Boo_penguin> NOT VALID
<BoostPower> Pillza
<Boo_penguin> DeeZA
<BoostPower> Arizonza
<Boo_penguin> it's not a good name for a pizza
<Boo_penguin> we're looking for cool names for pizzas
<Boo_penguin> like
<Boo_penguin> PEPZA
<Boo_penguin> mixing pepsi with pizza
<Boo_penguin> or PIGZA
<Boo_penguin> mixing pork with pizza
<Boo_penguin> or PITZA
<Boo_penguin> Pittsburg Pizza
<Boo_penguin> you got it?
<Boo_penguin> you're bad telemarketer
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<bobman37> Morgan Freeman in serious condition after car wreck
<+Boo_penguin> well
<+Boo_penguin> poor Gordon Freeman
<+Boo_penguin> after beating all those monsters
<+Boo_penguin> in half life
<+Boo_penguin> this
<+Boo_penguin> :/
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That would have been a lot better without the third line.
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<Boo_penguin> http://orz.4chan.org/wg/src/1217896408633.jpg (http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/1267/1217896408633po8.jpg)
<Boo_penguin> awesome
<BananaPhone> that's pretty cool
<TEM> oldest wallpaper ever
<TEM> be sure to see the original rainbow ball version
<Boo_penguin> Wait
<Boo_penguin> I hear a whisper from somewhere
<Boo_penguin> mmm
<Boo_penguin> maybe it was an elf
<Fifth> The sea cucumbers whisper amongst one another.
<Boo_penguin> cucumber is a great word
<BananaPhone> <Boo_penguin> maybe it was an elf <- definitely
<Boo_penguin> but, TEM I never see that wallpaper before. so it's awesome for me
<Boo_penguin> and what's awesome for me
<Boo_penguin> must be awesome for you
<TEM> I resist your power.
<Boo_penguin> you can't
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Ummm that quote is pretty pointless because the link doesn't work.
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Try now.
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Ummm that quote is pretty pointless because it's not funny.
Last five lines posted alone would be somewhat funny.
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[14:18:54] <Boo_penguin> for some reason I enter to TMK
[14:18:58] <Boo_penguin> and a giant add under the banner
[14:19:02] <Boo_penguin> shows me a chick
[14:19:16] <Boo_penguin> yummy
[14:19:30] <The_Chef> i blocked all the ads on my browser
[14:19:37] <Boo_penguin> I don't
[14:19:39] <Boo_penguin> adds are cool
[14:19:53] <Boo_penguin> how do you expect Deezer makes money if you don't clic on his adds?
[14:20:11] <Boo_penguin> CLIC ON TMK ADDS
[14:20:21] <EclipsedMoon> Deezer's job, that's how.
[14:20:22] <Boo_penguin> CLIC ON TMK ADDS
[14:20:38] <Mr_Melee> Gotta go to a cousin's wedding.
[14:20:41] <Mr_Melee> BBL tonight
[14:20:43] * Quits: Mr_Melee (Quit: YEAH! DUDES!!)
[14:20:46] <Boo_penguin> nooooooooooo
[14:20:49] <Boo_penguin> no wedding
[14:20:54] <Boo_penguin> CLIC ON THE ADDS
[14:22:24] <The_Chef> you thrive on ads dont you?
[14:22:32] <Boo_penguin> yes
[14:22:34] <Boo_penguin> I'm clicking
[14:22:39] <Boo_penguin> new shoes for Deezer
[14:24:33] <Boo_penguin> mmm
[14:24:46] <Boo_penguin> ok
[14:24:56] <Boo_penguin> I make him win like 35 cents
[14:24:59] <Boo_penguin> it's ok for today
[14:25:08] <Boo_penguin> you can eat with that
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I was clicking on the ads before it was cool.
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It isn't cool!
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It's cool because Boo_penguin is doing it. Do you question his ability of bringing coolness?
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Absolutely!
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That was unexpected. Seeing this thread, I fell nostalgic, so I'm going on #tmk. *gasp*
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<Boo_penguin> I have an english question for all you english speakers
<Boo_penguin> what means this sentence
<Boo_penguin> "Im makin real good bread"
<Vorpy> you are a baker
<Boo_penguin> ok
<Boo_penguin> listen this
<Vorpy> also possibly bread as slang for money
<Boo_penguin> Get around round round I get around, From town to town, Get around round round I get around, Im a real cool head, Get around round round I get around , Im makin real good bread
<Boo_penguin> Lyric from Beach Boys
<Boo_penguin> cool head? good bread ?
<Vorpy> well fresh bread can be really good but it probably refers to money
<Boo_penguin> oh
<Boo_penguin> and cool head ?
<Boo_penguin> His head is awesome?
<Vorpy> I guess so
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<Boo_penguin> Zoos sucks
<Boo_penguin> animals are the unique who are in jail and they are completely innocent
<Boo_penguin> and OJ simpson
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<NE89MKwii> anyone want to join Trainman, FBM, Meowrik, and I in MKW?
<Boo_penguin> Mortal Kombat Wonderland?
<Boo_penguin> Didn't tried
<Boo_penguin> it's good?