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Forum Games / Re: Fill in the ___ Sentences
« on: January 22, 2006, 02:35:29 PM »
Bowser was just going to eat some goombas.

A fat ______ bounced off the ____'s _____.  "Spit it out, you ____ _____!" ____ yelled.

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Forum Games / Re: super smash bros fanfic
« on: January 22, 2006, 02:27:39 PM »
*a brown-haired blue-eyed boy of Mario's height with a blue hat and little round nose suddenly appears and bounces off Mario's head*
Mario: *jumping angrily* What in-a mushroom-a blazes?!  Now I know how those-a Piantas and-a Nokis-a felt.
Peach: *to boy* Wait, who are you?  You're not a Smasher.
boy: No, but I'm related to at least one of you.  My name is Tashio.
Mario: What are you doing here?
Tashio: My dad told me to keep that pretty boy, Link, away from my mother.
Zelda: *cries* But my Linky-poo is dead!  No thanks to that pesky plumber!
Tashio: Oh, well, then I guess I'll just be off... BACK TO THE FUTURE! *bright flash and Tashio vanishes*
everyone: ?????? *Zelda keeps crying*
gentle voice behind Zelda: Dry your tears, Zel.
Zelda: huh? *looks behind at voice, sees Link* *gasp* Link!
*Link and Zelda embrace in hug*
Zelda: But I thought you were dead.
Link: This is Super Smash Bros.  No one really dies here.
Zelda: You want payback?
Link: Oh, yeah.
*L and Z glare at Mario*
Mario: What?
*L&Z charge at Mario; Peach jumps in between*
Peach: You wanna pick on my Marikins, you go through me first!
Mario: *rolls eyes* Match must've-a turned into Team-a Battle.

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Forum Games / Re: Fill in the ___ Sentences
« on: January 22, 2006, 01:37:07 PM »
When will Yoshi come to the island?

"After he ___ Mario's ____," said ____.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association
« on: January 22, 2006, 01:26:27 PM »
The Simpsons

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Mario Chat / Re: Touchable Mario art?
« on: January 22, 2006, 01:19:13 PM »
I carved a Mario head sculpture in art.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association
« on: January 21, 2006, 05:32:29 PM »
Bowser

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Forum Games / Re: Mario court cases
« on: January 21, 2006, 05:29:39 PM »
1/5/05:  Entire Mario gang vs. Jack Thompson

Kojinka: Court in session.  All rise for my Mushroom Kingdom alter ego, the honorable judge Mushroom Mage.
MM: *juggling mushrooms* Be seated everyone.
*all sit*
MM: Okay, so, what's the problem here (as if I didn't already know)?
*Mario stands*
MM: Yes, Mr. Mario,
Mario: That-a moron *pointing to JT* thinks our-a games should-a be banned for-a violence!
JT: May I speak?
MM: Okay, but make it quick!
JT: -
MM: Times up!
JT: Objection!
MM: OVERRULED!  Has the jury made a verdict?
*jury consists of famous NOJ people* *Shigeru Miyamoto stands*
SM: We find Jack Thompson guilty.
MM: I sentence the moronic lawyer, Jack Thompson, to 500 years of drowning in Manta Ray's electric goop in the gas chamber while being stoned by gamers!  Case closed! *wacks hammer thing*
JT: *being dragged from the court room* Injustice!  You have not seen the last of Jack Thompson!  I'll be back!
*silence*
Kojinka: So, who's up for pizza?
*all cheer*

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Forum Games / Re: Fill in the ___ Sentences
« on: January 21, 2006, 11:50:38 AM »
How many more porkchops do you expect I can eat? I mean really, what were you doing, you bumbling  fool!

"Hmmm... _____ ___.  Your ____ can _____ ___," Replied Wario.

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Forum Games / Re: super smash bros fanfic
« on: January 20, 2006, 08:05:03 PM »
Luigi: *throws green fireball at Mario* There you-a go, once again, hogging the spotlight with-a your blubber!
Mario: *throws red fireball at Luigi* It's-a muscle!  I'm in-a tip-top shape!
Samus: Not according to this. *kicks Mario in belly* With a target that big, it's a clean shot.
Peach: Leave him alone!
Zelda: You're defending him now? *Peach whispers into Zelda's ear about her mood swings* Ohh.  I understand.  The worst time of month.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association
« on: January 20, 2006, 03:53:39 PM »
Link

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Forum Games / Re: Mario's Video Game Association
« on: January 19, 2006, 03:50:34 PM »
Mario Paint

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Forum Games / Re: super smash bros fanfic
« on: January 18, 2006, 04:24:52 PM »
Zelda: Nice going, fatso!  Who's gonna save me from the evil pig now?
*Ganondorf enters*
Ganondorf: Did somebody say 'evil'?  All shall fear, for Ganondorf is here!
Zelda: *groans* Oh, no.
Mario: *kicks Ganondorf aside* I'm not-a fat, Zelda, I'm just-a big-boned.
Peach: DIE! *whacks Mario with beam sword*
Mario: What?  Peach, what if-a Mr. Turtle kidnaps-a you, like he usually does?
Peach: Thought about it.  Luigi needs some golden moments under the spotlight too.
Ganondorf: Oohh Owch

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
« on: January 18, 2006, 06:53:00 AM »
Do I look like Mario Paint? (A&Q)

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association
« on: January 18, 2006, 06:44:31 AM »
King Boo

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Mario Chat / Re: Should Mario return to Sarasaland?
« on: January 17, 2006, 05:23:16 PM »
Peach and Daisy can indeed fend for themselves.  Nintendo pays them to be defenseless damsels in distress. :P

I agree that Daisy should be in another game, but should be rescued by Luigi.  No big brothers to hog the action.

*shoots Mario with tranquilizer gun*
Me: Now's your chance Luigi!

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