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« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2009, 08:56:22 PM »
The other boy (who is now very old) sits down on the stump of the tree who was unhealthily obsessed with porn and asks deep, philosophical questions about the meaning of cheese.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #31 on: February 13, 2009, 09:11:10 PM »
Other boy begins feeding his new interest by spraying Cheez Whiz directly into his throat.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #32 on: February 13, 2009, 11:22:44 PM »
Oh
my
this
is
really
out of hand.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #33 on: February 13, 2009, 11:40:38 PM »
Other boy discovers TMK forums.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2009, 01:02:55 AM »
Other boy creates Lets count to grown up FOR REAL topic.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2009, 03:14:39 PM »
Other boy reads through the thread one day and sees that it follows his life exactly.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2009, 03:22:52 PM »
Other boy freaks out.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2009, 03:30:23 PM »
Other boy secretly starts wearing girl's undies.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2009, 03:51:39 PM »
Other by secretly starts wearing bra.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2009, 04:05:15 PM »
Other boy secretly starts wearing blouses.

« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2009, 04:07:24 PM »
Other boy gets a sex change and doesn't keep it secret.

edit: Other boy is now known as girl.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2009, 04:58:52 PM »
Other "girl" becomes transsexual model and makes millions.

(Ugh...I really should shoot myself for posting that).
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2009, 05:04:45 PM »
Girl suddenly remembers that when she was other boy, he liked girls. But now that other boy is girl, it is harder to get girls because there aren't too many other girls who would want to date a girl that was a guy. So girl goes back to being other boy to get girls easier.

edit: and secretly still wears thong
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM »
God kills other boy with lightning bolt because this has gotten way out of hand.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2009, 05:35:15 PM »
God remembers that other boy was his only friend. God is depressed.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

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