"King Dad, you HAVE to give us credit!" Lemmy pleaded.
"Yeah! I mean, it was all our idea!" Iggy said.
"We were just trying to help you out," Larry pointed out.
"I don't need any help!" Bowser said, "I was just about to defeat him anyways."
"Yeah, sure, what were you going to do, kidnap that bimbo, Princess Toadstool?" Roy said with arms crossed.
"Listen here you little punk!" Bowser retorted, "That's your future mother you're talking about, so watch your--"
KA-POW!!!!!
Wario charged into the group of Koopas with such force, it sent all of them flying in different directions. Each was confused.
"What the heck was that?!" Bowser said getting to his feet.
"ME!" Wario shouted, charging into him again and knocking him farther back.
"Get him!!" Ludwig yelled at the troops. But they didn't move. "Oops," Ludwig continued, "It seems we failed to give immunity clips to the Koopas!"
"I'll take fatty!" Roy said, charging at Wario. Wario saw him coming, though, and landed a huge punch to the face. Roy was thrown on his back, dazed.
"Ooooohhhh...." he said.
"I keep say'n its all muscle, but no one beleives me!" Wario said. Just then, both Iggy and Lemmy jumped on Wario's back. "Get off me you little freaks!" he yelled.
Morton and Larry soon joined the battle, tripping Wario and getting him to the ground. Luwig had run to the machine.
"I will not let you ruin...bum Bum BUM...The Plan!" he shouted. He then began making adjustments to the machine. "This amplified beam should hypnotise even you! Hold him still, guys!"
The four Koopalings tried holding Wario still, but it proved to be a difflcult task.
"Nyah!" Wario grunted, throwing Lemmy away. With his free hand, he grabbed Morton and picked him up.
"Wait! Wait! Wait! C-can we make a dealAAAAAAHHH!" he screamed as Wario tossed him at the machine.
Morton hit the machine just as the amplified ray shot out. The hit had sent the beam just off coarse and into a nearby crater, wher it began richocheting all around.
"Morton!" Ludwig said.
"What?! Like it was my fault."
"No, LOOK OUT!!" Ludwig shouted, pointing behind him. Wario had gotten a hold of Larry and Iggy, and with tremendous strength, thrown them also at the machine.
"AH!!" Morton and Ludwig gasped. They both jumped off just as the machine was hit by Iggy and Larry, making it roll backwards.
"Hit the breaks!!" Ludwig yelled. But Iggy and Larry had each bounced off of the machine, and since Luwig and Morton had abandoned ship, no one was left aboard!
The machine continued rolling backwards. Soon, it hit a rock and tumbled down into another crater.
"NOOOO!!!" the six Koopa Boys yelled at the top of their lungs.
CRASH! BAM! CRUNCH! CRACK! The machine flipped end over end as it fell down the particularly deep hole, breaking into pieces.
With the machine busting up, the spell was brocken! Mario stopped jumping and quacking, Toad and Yoshi rubbed their eyes, and the Koopa soldiers looked at eachother confused. They then saw Yoshi, who had a hungry look in his eye, and all ran off.
"What happened?" Mario asked.
PUNCH!
While Mario was coming out of his hypnosis, Bowser had come up behind him and knocked him to the ground.
"I told you brats this wouldn't work!" Bowser said angrily, "Now I'm just going to have to take Mario out myself!"
"You and what army?" Mario said, standing up.
The Koopa Kids, angry that their...bum Bum BUM...Plan was falling apart, quickly turned to senceless violence. Roy, Ludwig, and Larry, the three biggest Koopalings, went after Wario. Lemmy and Iggy chased Yoshi, and Morton was left with Toad.
"I won't let you beat me again, fungus face!" Morton said.
"Bring it!" Toad said. The two began brawling and were lost in a "Looney Tunes"-esqe cloud of dust. When the dust dispersed, Morton was lying face down in the dirt and Toad stood above him triumphantly. "Oh Yeah!" he yelled, "'Fungus Face'= 2, 'Big Mouth'= 0!"
Lemmy had successfully jumped onto Yoshi's back and was trying to choke the dinosaur, while Iggy had managed to grab the dangerous tounge and began tying it in a knot. "Heh heh heh! Not so tough now. are ya?" they taunted together.
Yoshi then mustered up all his strength and flung Iggy into the air. "WHOA!" the Koopaling paniced. Yoshi circled Iggy around a bit, then, with dead-on accuracacy, hit Lemmy off his back. The two Koopa twins were down for the count. "Vwee-Voo!" Yoshi said happily.
Roy, Ludwig, and Larry were all trying to take down Wario, but the Big Bad was just too much for them, especially since they were each a bit dazed from earlier action. With punches, kicks, charges, and lot of profanity, Wario defeated the three Koopalings. "I'm Wario! I gotta win!" Wario said with his fists raised.
Mario and Bowser were still going at it. Fire was being breathed everywhere, and mario was haveing a hard time avoiding it. But with a well placed backflip, the plucky plumber jumped behind the King of the Koopas and grabbed his tail.
"NOT AGAIN!" Bowser screamed as Mario began circling him around and around.
"So long, King Koopa!" Mario said, letting him go and sending him into a crater.
It just happened to be the same crater where the Hypno beam was richocheting around! It struck Bowser, and the King Koopa was left motion-less. He then began doing what Ludwig had pre-programed into the bolt.
"Quack quack quack quack" he chanted while jumping up and down on one foot.
"Oh no! King Dad!" Lemmy said seeing his father.
"We've got to take them out!!" Roy said seeking revenge. The other boys began to growl and look at our heroes.
"NO!" a voice shouted. It was Wendy, back from her hypnosis! "We are gonna take King Dad and go back to the castle. NOW!!!!" she ordered.
Wendy always got her way, and the other Koopa Kids decided that it might be best to just go back to the drawing board and start another...bum Bum BUM...Plan. They all ran.
"Come on, Daddy." Wendy said. Bowser followed, still quacking.
"How long will that beam last, Ludwig?" Roy asked.
"About three hours, since the machine is broken," Ludwig answered.
"Man, in three hours, we are SO dead ..." Roy replied. The seven Koopalings, with their father in tow, ran off.
"We did it!" Toad celebrated. He slapped Yoshi a high five.
Mario looked at shattered Crystal of Light at his feet. "Mama mia! Peach will be so upset..."
"Aw, just buy her a fake, new one," Wario said, tossing Mario a bag full of Gold Coins. "She'll never know the difference."
Mario caught the bag. He thought about the proposal, shrugged, and put the coins in his pocket.
Toad, Yoshi, and Mario began to walk off. "Hold on," Wario said. He then ran over to the broken remains of the machine.
Reaching into the rubble, he pulled out seven stinky socks and put them in his pocket. Smiling, he turned and said, "Okay, we can go now."
THE END
:) So what do you think?
Edited by - Roy Koopa on 7/29/2001 2:44:33 PM
