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MaxVance

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« Reply #510 on: December 24, 2008, 04:48:26 PM »
You filthy bandwidth thievesAdblock users are why I rehost my ads.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #511 on: December 25, 2008, 08:16:02 AM »
Mushroom Spores
Mushroom Spore Syringes Dark Cultivation Tools and Supplies
www.earthstongue.com

Somebody send this link to Egon.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #512 on: December 25, 2008, 05:34:40 PM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #513 on: December 26, 2008, 08:03:37 AM »
Faster than a speeding census, more powerful than an touch-screen voting machine, and able to leap unanswered socioeconomic questions in a single bound, it's... Surveyman!
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #514 on: December 27, 2008, 06:45:10 AM »
Can he see through surveys to make sure they're not fake?

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #515 on: December 27, 2008, 08:14:00 AM »
He'd probably be out of the job if he could.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

MaxVance

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« Reply #516 on: December 28, 2008, 09:02:28 PM »
Image depicting Surveyman's birth:

Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #517 on: December 29, 2008, 07:59:15 AM »
Thank-you, and double thank-you for the new URL.

Speaking of bad ads, http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=0&cId=3172070

"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

MaxVance

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« Reply #518 on: December 29, 2008, 04:01:30 PM »
Speaking of bad ads, http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=0&cId=3172070
I read through all four installments of that series and was surprised to not see EarthBound's "This game stinks" ads in there.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #519 on: December 30, 2008, 07:55:25 AM »
I have heard of, but not seen, those ads.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #520 on: December 31, 2008, 02:07:46 AM »


Going all Twilight on their neck in a featureless white void is probably a little over the line.



So wait... you're going to find me a chick not based on a finger-length personality test but based on whether I think finger-length personality tests are legitimate? That's rather narrow, don't you think?

"How did you two meet?"
"Well, we both thought that if my ring finger were longer than my pointer finger then I would be moody and irritable, and the rest is history!"
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #521 on: December 31, 2008, 09:56:03 AM »


New from Nintendo... Personal Trainer: Website Translation.

Going all Twilight on their neck in a featureless white void is probably a little over the line.
Twilight was full of featureless white people, so I suppose it's justified.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #522 on: December 31, 2008, 02:14:14 PM »


You would think that "Chedda" could spend his $5000 a month to improve his life so he didn't need free government money on some non-ugly glasses.

Almost actually ROFL-ed.

« Reply #523 on: December 31, 2008, 02:24:26 PM »
I just noticed that "Chedda" has red eyes.

Glorb

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« Reply #524 on: December 31, 2008, 03:20:11 PM »
Respect Chedda; Chedda's the next small-time 4chan meme. I can feel it in my bones.
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