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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale 3  (Read 45403 times)

PaperLuigi

« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2011, 09:00:14 AM »
The Koopa thought about his wonderful wife and children before Mario Jr. crushed his skull with his bear hands.

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Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2011, 09:25:18 AM »
Soon, Luigi Jr. (who was not a bear) arrived and said...

Weegee

« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2011, 12:46:43 PM »
...something which Mario Jr. didn't understand because bears don't speak English.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2011, 02:10:30 PM »
So Mario Jr. clawed off Luigi Jr.'s face while shouting "THIS IS BEARMERICA! SPEAK BEARMERICAN!"
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2011, 02:14:37 PM »
Luigi Jr. tried to shed tears of pain but couldn't because he no longer had a face.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

PaperLuigi

« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2011, 07:27:57 PM »
He died an agonizing death.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Weegee

« Reply #66 on: May 14, 2011, 07:30:39 PM »
Luigi Sr. didn't attend the funeral because he was too busy scouring the forest for honey and mauling campers.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2011, 07:32:04 PM »
Meanwhile, Mario Jr. finished Yoshi's Island 1 and went on to the Yellow Switch Palace.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2011, 07:44:36 PM »
But Mario cleared it in like 1991 so it was already completed
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2011, 11:21:29 PM »
Which was exactly what Mario Jr. had planned on.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #70 on: May 14, 2011, 11:51:48 PM »
Mario Jr. was headed to the tennis court that had been built on the flattened palace.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #71 on: May 15, 2011, 12:10:21 AM »
He dug up all the astroturf to find the flattened !-switch underneath, pressed by his father so many years ago, and, using a bicycle pump, reinflated the switch, causing every yellow !-block that had existed in the world for the last twenty years to suddenly disappear.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

A

« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2011, 12:52:56 AM »
Thousands of Toad Houses built on the ! Blocks over the decades were abruptly dumped into the bottomless pits below, sending countless Toads to their deaths game overs.
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #73 on: May 15, 2011, 01:35:31 AM »
Then Mario Jr. was all, "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOR"
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #74 on: May 15, 2011, 06:44:35 AM »
Then he answered himself with "pizza."
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
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