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Author Topic: Doesn't Mario Ever Have to make a #2?  (Read 2260 times)

« on: July 05, 2003, 08:44:40 AM »
Okay here's the deal with Mario. He's always eating mushrooms, coins or fruits. Once in a while doesn't he have to "take a crap"? Also he's a plumber. He probably spent most of his life working with bathrooms. I think in the next Mario game there should be a secret bathroom level where he has to fix the bathroom and at the end he goes "I have to takka carra mya bussiness!" In his Italian Accent. Does any body agree?

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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2003, 12:04:19 PM »
No. That is just stupid. No video game has a bathroom to do their business, just to find stuff-like in SMS, the men's bathroom had a secret leak in it.

If a game ever did something like that, then, well, only R-rated games like Vice City might have a chance at doing that(since it's like real life).

Besides, you could always say that he holds it in until you turn off your system....that's probably why my N64 kept erasing data...

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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2003, 12:59:24 PM »
Only if they get Rare to help and make something like "Mario's Bad Plumbing Day". Sure, you can watch Duke Nukem take a ****, but Shiggy wouldn't corrupt Mario like that.

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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2003, 01:50:16 PM »
Spagetti+Meatballs would be insane to make Mario sit on a toilet doing his business!
What? Do you think poopin is an action/adventure game?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2003, 05:05:52 PM »
Hey, no one here has ever seen me use the porcelin throne; that doesn't mean I don't.

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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2003, 06:39:21 PM »
Well you could go to the barthroom in the sims...

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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2003, 07:19:19 PM »
The Sims gets boring after the first hour of playing.

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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2003, 12:45:12 AM »
This topic is SCARY! SCARY SCARY SSSCAAARRY!
That was a joke.

« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2003, 04:17:25 AM »
What a waste of time making this topic!!!
Someone teach me how to lock topics!

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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2003, 07:53:35 PM »
Mario never has to "make a #2" because, he never really eats.

« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2003, 11:49:25 AM »
Not to mention pointless.
More shtick than you can shake a stick at.

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