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Author Topic: Sign here if you have not found the secret page.  (Read 16920 times)

« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2007, 04:45:57 PM »
Wow, I just found it.  I remember looking for it a while back, but giving up really quickly.  Now, with the clue written again, I found it real quick.
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BP

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« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2007, 05:11:33 PM »
It's real. But it's mostly pornography.
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« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2007, 05:14:57 PM »
I have not found the secret page. Can I join the club?
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2007, 05:15:47 PM »
It's real. But it's mostly pornography.

What, like Rule 34? I'll pass.

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« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2007, 05:59:01 PM »
The secret page is not some "secret" staff-only page, as some (Rao) think. Bird Person is right.
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« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2007, 07:57:09 PM »
I have not found the secret page.

I thoroughly searched every page of the site years ago, but then gave up because, well, I started thinking that there isn't a secret page to be found.

I haven't looked for it since then.
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« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2007, 08:01:50 PM »
Actually...*ahem*...I didn't even know there was a secret page before now. :P

So I haven't searched for it.
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Me: Why?

SushieBoy

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« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2007, 08:14:25 PM »
Well I guess we can stop looking now since BP gave it all away. *cries some more*
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2007, 10:07:03 PM »
Yeah. There are easier ways to get pornography then searching an entire Mario website (not that I ever did).

MaxVance

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« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2007, 10:11:48 PM »
ProTip: You can't find it by searching.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2007, 10:14:12 PM »
And David hasn't updated his share of the porn in a long time.

« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2007, 02:17:58 AM »
I used to know where the secret page was, but Deezer recently erased the knowledge from my mind.

ProTip: If Deezer tries to feed you bread, don't eat it.

« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2007, 03:31:39 AM »
Secret page, eh? When did this come about?
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« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2007, 05:40:54 AM »
9/9/99. It has also been mentioned countless times in the Mailbag and on the forums.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2007, 01:27:42 PM »
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