Author Topic: High-Def Mario (Read 231898 times)

penguinwizard · « **Reply #315 on:** July 22, 2008, 12:05:55 PM »

I didn't want to post this because it's probably inappropriate, but it fits Hi-Def so well. Hope it hasn't been posted already.

Hi-Def Birdo:

The Chef · « **Reply #316 on:** July 22, 2008, 12:47:45 PM »

Is the person wearing that male or female?

penguinwizard · « **Reply #317 on:** July 22, 2008, 01:27:09 PM »

There's no clear consensus, but it's thought that the person underneath is male. Not that it matters much when the costume looks hideous either way.

Kojinka · « **Reply #318 on:** July 22, 2008, 01:41:34 PM »

I can't unsee the nightmare. :(

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #319 on:** July 22, 2008, 01:43:31 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on July 22, 2008, 12:47:45 PM

Is the person wearing that male or female?

Yes.

Bag of Magic Food · « **Reply #320 on:** July 23, 2008, 03:20:36 AM »

I like the mask, but I prefer Birdo naked.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #321 on:** July 23, 2008, 05:46:39 AM »

Not if you've seen the Birdoes on DeviantArt, you don't.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #322 on:** July 23, 2008, 12:29:58 PM »

Heh heh heh.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #323 on:** July 23, 2008, 12:50:59 PM »

I'm a fan of the theory that Yoshi and Birdo actually are in a heterosexual relationship, just the other way around (Yoshi lays eggs, after all).

BP · « **Reply #324 on:** July 23, 2008, 01:11:43 PM »

Still doesn't work that they're

not...

of...

the same species.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #325 on:** July 23, 2008, 01:20:16 PM »

They're closer than Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #326 on:** July 23, 2008, 01:52:46 PM »

Why should species stop them?

The Chef · « **Reply #327 on:** July 23, 2008, 02:19:40 PM »

They're both gender-ambiguous egg-spewing reptiles with distinctive voices. What's wrong with pairing them up?

penguinwizard · « **Reply #328 on:** July 24, 2008, 01:52:06 AM »

They even look kind of similar. And look at Yoshi and Birdo on the cover of Mario Tennis, tell me there's not something between them there.

Incidentally, it's way too easy to make Birdo as ugly as sin. I... wait, I can't find any good Birdo fanart. Someone needs to do the Mario fanbase a service and draw good Birdo fanart.

EDIT 2: I've seen some scary things in my life. Fortunately, this is not near the top of the scary scale. But I have to wonder what made anyone think Kamek and Navel Piranha would have a thing together.

Zarkanthesmasher · « **Reply #329 on:** July 24, 2008, 08:25:31 AM »

Gah, stop it! These images are killing our brain cells! x_x

Oh, and personally, since Birdo and Yoshi are so similar, I don't see why they couldn't love each other and even mate. It's like a dog and a wolf producing offspring - which isn't weird at all.

However, we still haven't solved the issue of what gender Birdo is, which makes the matter of species unimportant. I wonder if Birdo's creators even knew whether it was a he or she....