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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: June 19, 2005, 07:37:07 PM »

They found out that reading brail was real cool, so they poked their eyes out. (Vivian thought this was stupid, but because she isn't too bright herself, she let Beldam trick her into sticking her face into a Hazard trashcan full of needles.)

Why does Lord Crump use a tissue box for the body of a dumb robot? ( Magnus )

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 6:37:41 PM

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: June 19, 2005, 07:08:33 PM »

Mario was so hungry that he decided to eat his own foot, which was most unfortunate because Luigi was almost done with the ingredients!

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 6:29:40 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: June 19, 2005, 06:42:40 PM »

Get one from ebolt.

Why would Kamek need to use a flying broomstick to get to a bar?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

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Forum Games / Re: Wario Ware: Make a Microgame of your own

« on: June 19, 2005, 10:32:46 AM »

Hey, those are pretty cool!

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: June 19, 2005, 10:25:07 AM »

Because bad shows like *coughFairlyOddParentscough* can't get enough of the spotlight.

Just what was Wario doing in a giant nose anyway?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 9:30:08 AM

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Forum Games / Re: Mario and Luigi: Celebrity Clash!!

« on: June 19, 2005, 10:20:27 AM »

Yeah, or Wario will have to fart on you, too!

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

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Mario Chat / Re: What do you hate about Mario?

« on: June 19, 2005, 10:19:28 AM »

Well, now that I think about it, there are a few things that I really hate about Mario. Brighton and Twila, from Mario Party 6, are so stupid. I also hate Piantas from Mario Sunshine, and the stage in Paper Mario? I get real close to beating Bowser and Kammy, and the stage freezes me! Groan...that gets real frustrating. But, aside from a few retarded characters and game settings, Mario is all right with me.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 6:16:19 PM

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: June 18, 2005, 10:32:59 PM »

Luigi said, " A giant Blooper is attacking, so lets go and make some Kung Pow Sushi!!!"

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: June 18, 2005, 10:17:49 PM »

Luigi said that while he was saving Mario, a giant Blooper had attacked the Mushroom Kingdom, thus explaining why he had come to the moon to save him.


I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: June 18, 2005, 08:12:17 PM »

He had a bad accident with clowns at the age of 12.
Why did PaperLuigi totally forget to answer Blue Toads questions?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: June 18, 2005, 01:28:29 PM »

When you take a left on Wario's mustache, head south through Bowser's Clown Copter, up Birdo's nose, and right around a Shyguy's rump, where will you end up?
Oops, forgot to answer the question. The answer is: Because his father injected pants onto his butt when he was just an egg.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/18/2005 7:06:59 PM

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: June 18, 2005, 12:02:27 PM »

But Luigi the Great saved them all with his awesome flutter kick!

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: June 17, 2005, 10:57:44 PM »

Because The Hitch Hiker's guide to the Galaxy is wierd.
How many warp pipes in the Mushroom Kingdom can go to a bar with 3 Thwomps, 2 Whomps, and 10 Pokeys while singing the Overworld theme through a Tweeter?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/18/2005 7:09:55 PM

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: June 17, 2005, 10:46:01 PM »

So then Mario showed up and said, "Mama mia, what are you doing going out with that goomba, Peach?"

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

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Forum Games / Re: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale

« on: June 17, 2005, 10:25:16 PM »

Then, to prevent history from repeating itself, Toad went into the restraunt with a time bomb strapped to his chest, blew himself up, roasting everyone instantly, however some how Peach will end up in a hospitle with glass in her head.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!