The beat down.

[PaperLuigi]

This is a story done because I felt like having Nintendo characters smack down on each others.

Mario is traveling down a dusty road, when all of a sudden, Kirby screams and attacks him from the bushes! Mario gets pounded, but he fights back by punching him hard. Stanley the Bugman, because he feels that he has been forgotten, sprays Kirby with his "special stuff"! Both Mario and Kirby are out cold, but not before they could witness Stanley get his can kicked by Donkey Kong! After a few minutes, they all wake up, and get into a huge fight. And then, a voice. " Wait, wait, whats going on here? You guys should be fighting it out in a tournement! A tournement that I made!!!" It was Tom Nook, the guy from Animal Crossing! " Yes, it's a fine tournement, but there's more! Members from Fungi Forums can decide what happens next! Like who wins a match! So, are you in, or out?" The four decided to settle there diffrences in a ring! They entered the tournement. But, four other members had entered too! The match ups went like this: Mario v.s Sonic, Yoshi v.s Kirby, Donkey Kong v.s Stanley, and Link v.s Toad!! Mario and Sonic were up first. Who will win? You heard Tom Nook. The first one to post the next chapter gets to decide! I hope you have fun with this.

[minkbob]

Tom Nook: Our first match is Mario against Sonic!
*Mario pulls out his hammer and pounds Sonic in the foot*
Sonic: Hey, that's my running foot!
*Sonic somersaults into Mario's stomach. 30 seconds later, Mario hurls.  Then, Wario shakes up a can of Pepsi and hands it to Tom Nook*
Nook: Thanks!
*Nook opens it and it spews all over his face*
*Tom Nook acts like he has rabies and bites Wario in the bottom*
Wario: Hey, I had a chalupa for lunch!
*Wario farts*
Nook: Eww, that smells like a decaying elephant!
*Nook runs off, and the referee from Punch-Out!! replaces him*
Ref: Fight!!!
Sonic: We already are, you idiot!
*One second after Sonic says that, Mario punches him in the stomach*
*Sonic falls down*
Ref: 1 . . . KO!!!
*Toad throws an empty Coca-Cola can on the ref's head*
Ref: Hey, these soda cans give me an idea! Super Cola Bros., featuring Coke versus Pepsi in a fight to the finish!
Link: Dream on, you idiot!
Mario wins the fight!

Edited by - minkbob on 7/2/2005 1:12:06 PM

[PaperLuigi]

Well, someone replied to this. I guess the next fight is Yoshi v.s Kirby
I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/2/2005 3:02:45 PM

[Suffix]

Ref: Yoshi vs. Kirby. Blah, blah, blah, fight.
Yoshi: ...
Kirby: ...
Yoshi: Yosh-iyo iyosh yoshiiiii? (This isn't a pie eating contest?)
Kirby: Erm, yeah...
Ref: Pie? Is it?
*after confusion dims*

Yoshi: *body slams*
Kirby: What just happened?
Yoshi: Yo... Shio yosh yoshi yos. (I uh... I flattened you.)
Kirby: Really? I... Oh, that's why I feel so short suddenly. Why did you do that?
Yoshi: *squints in confusion*
Ref: Come on, fight!
Kirby: Oh, right. *rolls repeatedly around Yoshi*
Yoshi: *falls onto stomach, begins sleeping*
Kirby: Eh? I want pie. *falls asleep*
Bystander: For goodness sake--
Ref: Wake up and fight!
Yoshi/Kirby: *stand up, yawn*
Kirby: Well, I'm tired. And hungry. Call it a draw?
Yoshi: Yo-shi!
Ref: Finally.

[PaperLuigi]

Next up is Stanley and D.K. Yoshi and Kirby are out since they had a draw. Mario will go to the championship round.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

[minkbob]

Ref: This is a one-on-one pie food fight! Throw pie on each other's faces. It's like dodgeball. With pie.
*Donkey Kong throws 20,000,000 pies on Stanley's face*
Ref: I didn't say fight! Stanley wins by decision because DK cheated!

[minkbob]

*Wario farts in the ref's face*
Wario: I ate a bean burrito for lunch today!
Ref: That smells like a decaying elephant!
Wario: That's not the first time I've heard it.
*Wario throws Stanley into the Pacific Ocean*
Ref: Wario, you will fight Mario instead of Stanley BECAUSE YOU THREW HIM IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, YOU JERK! *passes out*
Tom Nook: 1...2...3...KO!