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Mario Chat / Hell freezes over, and pigs are flying, and Tv_Themes plays WarioWare!

« on: August 05, 2009, 08:55:03 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVa4d2AznPA (Contains language)

And you also get to hear my voice and see my face. What a win/win/win situation!

Also, I actually bought the game. The first ending had me showing the receipt for it but I felt that wasn't safe so I recorded a new one. The first one also had me throwing a tantrum saying "NOW I can hate on WarioWare, I've actually tried it!" rather immaturely.

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Mario Chat / When was Bowser the most threatening? When was he the most pathetic?

« on: July 05, 2009, 12:34:18 PM »

So yeah, in my honest opinion, Bowser hasn't aged well as a scary villain. It's really kind of sad how an ordinary plumber who has almost the same super power as he does constantly triumphing him with no weapons. But there have been times where it looks like Bowser really was being neutral evil (meaning truly evil) and not so chaotic.

He seemed to have the most power in Paper Mario. To be honest, I was disappointed he was the main villain in that game because it was supposed to be Super Mario RPG 2, I was expecting Bowser to fight on your side again. However, he really showed a lot of guts, courage and power in that game and was almost impossible to beat.

His most pathetic scheme, however, was found in the PC version of Mario is Missing. Luigi himself showed he literally had more strength than Bowser when he pulled his shell off by the tail! And get a load of Bowsers hairdo, that's so sad. Super Mario Sunshine comes in second, you can blame it on that poor cop-out when Nintendo wanted to retire the Koopalings. Good God when will people learn? Somebody's son doesn't need to look like a Midget Clone of dad, he especially doesn't need the same name.

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Mario Chat / Why is it I didn't like M&L?

« on: June 29, 2009, 12:26:59 PM »

I'm trying to wonder if I should get Bowsers Inside Story, but why?

I didn't even finish Superstar Saga and I barely played through Partners in Time, why waste $40 on Bowsers Inside Story?

I can't understand why I don't like these games. I loved Super Mario RPG and I loved the Paper Mario Games, what is wrong with the other set of RPGs?

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Mario Chat / Why was Mario Paint never given a sequel?

« on: June 20, 2009, 09:46:31 PM »

I don't know about you, but I was a huge fan of Mario Paint as a child. I would play the Gnat attack game all the time and really enjoyed messing with the composer. One of the included songs in the composer contained a rendition of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" with all Star Men as notes. I would replace all the Star Men with other notes to make my own goofy renditions of the song.

What I never understood though, was that it could have been utilized as an animation studio. I find this quite fascinating because I am currently pursuing a film career (yes, underneath all my weird posts and general sillyness I am actually a well-mannered man).

But why did the spin-off just fall out? Did Nintendo not like it or something?

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Mario Chat / Tatanga

« on: June 11, 2009, 05:19:59 PM »

Aren't you glad he was given the boot? He had no business anywhere in the MU. He wasn't even a threat, he was a little wimp.

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Mario Chat / What I learned through Mario

« on: May 08, 2009, 10:19:42 PM »

1) If it's not human, it's your enemy and it will kill you upon contact (this includes Pianta's, Noki's and robots)
2) Flowers change your clothes color.
3) Fire works under water.
4) To be a son, you need to look like a midget clone of your dad.
5) To make peace with your human mortal enemy that wants nothing to do with a princess, give him a factory.
6) Mushrooms make you grow taller
7) Stars make you flash
8) You can breathe under water.
9) If you don't think you're Italian enough, take some LSD
10) Raccoons can fly

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Mario Chat / Mario meets Knoxville

« on: May 08, 2009, 10:14:59 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1fLbaZKkJU

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Mario Chat / Should Waluigi just cry?

« on: April 29, 2009, 10:35:26 PM »

His (supposed) Brother is known for being a crybaby in so many of his non-factory games (including Super Mario Land 2 where he shrinks and cries like a widdle child).

Should Waluigi become just as pitiful?

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Mario Chat / Should Waluigi just die?

« on: April 22, 2009, 08:25:16 PM »

What has he done for the MU (Mario Universe)?

Nothing. So why do we even have him around? The reason Wario was born was to give Mario a separate villain for the Super Mario Land games. Of course, Nintendo decided to give Wario his own series of games which were awesome until they decided to give him that ridiculous factory that needs to be destroyed by an atomic bomb, but that's not my main point.

Outside of spinoff games, Waluigi has not been in any canonical games. If he won't show up in any, why bother keeping him? He is worthless and just there for the sake of there being a twisted evil clone of Luigi.

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Mario Chat / Birdo: Madonna of the MU?

« on: February 24, 2009, 05:33:35 PM »

So why are so many people furry for Birdo? Not only is she a creature of which gender we haven't even figured out, she's really, really ugly! Her mouth is also really scary.

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Mario Chat / Imagine if we ended up with Centaur Mario

« on: February 24, 2009, 04:21:26 PM »

An early idea for a Mario Power Up in SMB3 was Centaur Mario. What would his powers be?

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Mario Chat / Get a load of Bowsers flowing locks!

« on: February 22, 2009, 04:28:55 PM »

We all know Mario is Missing is notorious on many levels, mostly a lot of people dislike it (and frankly I am not one of these people) and more famously, the PC version is responsible for the internet phenomena known as "Weegee."

But check this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHc0SCrwJvQ

Look at that hairstyle! What is Bowser trying to go for some sort of surfer dude/jock look?

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Video Game Chat / Pikachu cooking

« on: February 12, 2009, 09:44:23 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y57SRQ8YuIU

Think of it as Kirby's Final Smash in the real world but with a microwave.

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Fan Creations / Star Girls

« on: February 03, 2009, 03:27:14 PM »

While babysitting, Gina and Jess were playing Super Mario Bros. They found that the fireball attacks were not working on the black hairlike enemies. After picking up a Star, they were able to kill the enemies by running into them. "What are these? Star Girls?" They asked.

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Mario Chat / Wario is such a baby

« on: January 13, 2009, 09:38:59 PM »

In his first appearance in SML2, Mario pwns him but in his loss, Wario cries like a baby. Did Bowser ever cry? Wart? Nope, don't think so.

Also, what's up with his appearance in SM64 DS? I mean, why would HE want to help Mario? Aren't they supposed to be enemies? Wario took over Mario's castle before!