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Which of these characters has the highest fat content?

The Blob
Snorlax
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2009, 11:15:09 PM »
Fat isn't necessarily a good defense.

Quote from: Judges 3:20-22
And Ehud came to him as he was sitting alone in his cool roof chamber. And Ehud said, “I have a message from God for you.” And he arose from his seat. And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Boo Dudley

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« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2009, 11:21:35 PM »
You're fatter, fatty. >:(

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2009, 11:25:35 PM »
What's with the fat rage?
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Boo Dudley

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« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2009, 11:52:11 PM »
Go jog, you slug-like abomination. Eat some celery, you bloated tick. Climb some stairs, you jiggling pile of whale carcass. Jump some rope, you crock pot of assorted congealed animal lard. Do some sit-ups, you human potatoe. Put down the cheetoes, you bovinial glutton. Lay of the processed foods, you bulging shame-to-your-parents. Say no to Captain Crunch, you bouyant pimple.

ET CETERA

« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2009, 11:59:20 PM »
You're so fat you went for a jog and my radio station skipped.

BP

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« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2009, 12:10:58 AM »
Hey look, Boo Dudley is back.

Hi!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2009, 06:46:07 AM »
We can all agree that Snorlax can at least move, correct? His body must contain some portion of muscle.

He dances to the tune of the Poke Flute in Pokemon Snap. :P

Boo Dudley

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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2009, 01:52:04 PM »
Hey look, Boo Dudley is back.

Hi!

You have reached my automated response machine. Please pick one of the following:

1) And badder than ever. Let's tear dis joint up!
2) I never left *points to your heart*
3) Egg salad sandwich.

Thank you and have a nice day.

« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2009, 03:18:11 PM »

3) Egg salad sandwich.


How much for em'?
Werid Fortune Cookies- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2009, 10:09:03 PM »
Snorlax, hands down.
Victory... is my destiny!

Kojinka

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« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2009, 11:13:39 PM »
A fat fetish image of Peach on DeviantART
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #26 on: March 04, 2009, 01:05:25 PM »
How in the world do you come across these strange pictures?
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

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« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2009, 01:54:32 PM »
You really need to go on DevianTART less, Kojinka.

« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2009, 06:03:29 PM »
Hey, Boo Dudley, you mind if I use some of those insults?

« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2009, 11:41:22 PM »
A fat fetish image of Peach on DeviantART

Are the people who draw those mentally ill?
Victory... is my destiny!

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