Author Topic: The corrupted wish game (Read 95222 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #180 on:** March 16, 2008, 07:56:11 PM »

You get the million dollars and learn that money can't buy happiness.

I wish there were more "YOU MUST DIE" YTP on YouTube.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #181 on:** March 16, 2008, 07:58:35 PM »

Wish granted, then you find out youe the one who they want dead. O_O;

I wish I had a pet elephant!

megamush · « **Reply #182 on:** March 16, 2008, 08:01:13 PM »

you get one, but it accidentally sits on you

I wish all of those "when will you die" ads will stop showing up

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #183 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:45:45 AM »

Wish granted, but they're replaced by ads that say "You're going to die in your sleep tonight", which you really didn't want to know.

I wish I could get the story I'm working on published.

megamush · « **Reply #184 on:** March 17, 2008, 05:48:59 AM »

after its published, it sells 1 copy and that was to your mom.

I wish for this wish to not backfire!

Glorb · « **Reply #185 on:** March 17, 2008, 02:09:52 PM »

You wish does not backfire. Yay!

I wish for a pizza, and a soda.

kirbyman · « **Reply #186 on:** March 17, 2008, 06:09:59 PM »

Soda was shook up, you open it, it explodes causing Chuck Norris to come out. He then roundhouse kicks you in the face. Pizza is still okay though! :D

I wish for infinite knowledge!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #187 on:** March 17, 2008, 07:10:04 PM »

Ignorance is bliss, knowledge is misery. Therefore, you are sad for the rest of your life due to your infinite knowledge/misery.

I wish for Heywood Banks' "If Pigs Had Wings" CD! *singing* Don't wipe it on me, Marie, I don't know where you got it...

AbercrombieBaseball · « **Reply #188 on:** March 17, 2008, 10:05:11 PM »

Wish granted, but the disc is scratched.

I wish I could get my old pair of cleats completely refurbished, since it's too hard to find good ones these days!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #189 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:28:51 AM »

Granted, but a yokel steals them.

I wish I had a beutiful girlfriend.

dżamper · « **Reply #190 on:** April 03, 2008, 07:53:41 AM »

She is beautiful, but for you she's ugly, stinks and like to eat your sh**.

I wish for 2 147 483 647 (0111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111) cakes.

Glorb · « **Reply #191 on:** April 03, 2008, 10:12:44 AM »

It turns out the cake is a lie. [/nerdycliche]

I wish The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny was on Rock Band.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #192 on:** April 03, 2008, 05:48:44 PM »

It's on the PS3 version

I wish the next person would wish for me.

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #193 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:08:15 PM »

Instead, the person after ME wishes for you.

I wish.

Glorb · « **Reply #194 on:** April 04, 2008, 01:43:32 PM »

Quote from: SolidShroom on April 03, 2008, 05:48:44 PM

It's on the PS3 version

Noooooooooo!

Quote from: Johnny_Macho on April 03, 2008, 08:08:15 PM

I wish.

Your wish is assumed to be for a kick in the balls, which is granted.

I wish for this wish to be not not granted literally on opposite day.